Aaron: Hey kiddo, I got that week in July off after all
Chloe: Oh, sweet!
Chloe: Still good with us crashing at your place?
Aaron: Of course!
Aaron: Are you guys driving? I can help out with plane tickets if you'd rather fly
Chloe: Nah, we're good with driving
Chloe: But thanks
Aaron: Anything for my favorite niece ;)
Chloe: I'm you're only niece, jackass
Aaron: Well, now you're my least favorite niece :(
Chloe: OH MY GOD NO EMOJI
Vanessa: Chloe
Vanessa: I opened your package by mistake
Chloe: Oh?
Vanessa: I thought it was my new house slippers...
Chloe: Oh...
Chloe: Oh no
Vanessa: I really don't think I want to ask
Chloe: That's probably for the best
Vanessa: I'm just going to put the box up in your room
Chloe: Okay, thanks
Chloe: Can we just never speak of this again?
Vanessa: That would be preferred
Chloe: YOUR MOM OPENED THE GOODIES
Max: The what?
Max: Wait
Max: Oh my god please tell me you're kidding D:
Chloe: As much as I wish I could have seen the look on her face
Chloe: I don't know how I'm going to be able to be in the same room as her for a while.
Max: Did she say anything?
Chloe: Not really
Chloe: Then again, what do you say to your daughter's GF buying sex toys
Max: I don't think I can look at her either now
Max: I thought your name was on it?
Chloe: It was, she was expecting her slippers today
Max: Seriously how am I supposed to look her in the eyes ever again
Chloe: I'm sure she'll forget after a while
Chloe: And it'll probably be worth it
Chloe: You'll see
Max: =\
Max: You're crazy
Chloe: You won't be thinking that later
Steph: So I have a question
Chloe: Use protection if you're going to do the nasty
Steph: Not my question, but thanks for the advice
Steph: Paige wants me to meet her parents
Chloe: Oh shit
Chloe: That's fast
Steph: Yeah
Steph: Apparently she just came out to them last weekend, and they want to meet me
Chloe: How'd they take it?
Steph: Her dad was apparently a little surprised, but her mom was laughing the whole time
Steph: She knew this was coming
Chloe: Well, that's good.
Chloe: So what's the question?
Steph: I've never gotten serious enough with anyone to meet their parents
Steph: I'm freaking out a little
Chloe: You think I have advice for that?
Chloe: The Caulfields have literally known me since I was still in pull-ups
Steph: You and your stupid convenient relationships
Chloe: I mean, if the Ambers taught me anything, silence is golden
Steph: Oh god
Steph: I can only imagine how that went down
Chloe: About as well as you are probably imagining
Steph: You were a gay trainwreck
Chloe: Why thank you