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Tempokeep: Yes, already a year. I'm really happy the ride so far has been a fun one.
Topher elimination was a hard choice because he was one of my protagonists, but there is a reason for everything.
And I am really happy you enjoyed the twins so far. Writing them is one of my favorite things about this fic.
Harmony735: I'm happy you enjoy it, but I'm not sure if it was too deep ;).
gman5846: yes, it was a shame Topher had to go, and Duncan survives another day, but at least Topher has Sammy.
amit .avrashmi: Ok, I'm surprised you expected the elimination ;). And about Gwen is a mystery, but sooner or later, we'll find out.
Aleheather: Now Heather needs to improve her game because things are getting risky.
Anonymous: Yes, Topher is one of the main in the stories both before and after the merge, but only 2 can reach the finale.
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Total Drama Aftermath for the Masses
Episode 4
The summer sun warmed the beautiful mihtâtamowin yikâwiskâhk's resort. The audience watched impatiently at the scenario, in which 23 campers (21 from the peanut gallery and 2 hosts) were gathered and ready to start the episode, which was already 5 minutes behind schedule.
Then the beautiful dark-skinned woman in the middle of the scenario stood up, sending a kiss to the camera and public.
"*Muah* Welcome everyone to a new exciting episode of your favorite show Total Drama, Aftermath for the Masses. I'm your host LeShawna," said the sista with a 'tude, with a big smile.
"And I'm Harold Norbert Cheever Doris McGrady V, who in the name of all the staff, sponsors and my friends in the Peanut gallery want to express my gratitude to you for joining us one more time," said Harold making a small bow.
"Today 3 new friends and 1 other guy will join us to share their experience in the show," said LeShawna putting a hand on her hip and winking.
"HEY! My Shawn may be a little eccentric, but out him from your friends is mean Sheila," said Jasmine glaring at LeShawna.
The dark-skinned host blinked confused, "Sorry sister, I didn't mean Shawn."
"Of course not, she means that double-crosser Topher. He isn't my friend either, right dude," said Jay elbowing B. The silent man just shrugged.
"Sorry skater boy, but isn't Toph-boy either, c'mon-" But before LeShawna could finish, someone interrupted her.
"It can't be Sky, right? Why would you hate Sky?" said Dave, his voice cracking. "Maybe if you don't like gymnastics, but even then-"
The sista stomped her foot angrily. "IT'S NOT SKY. I MEANT ALEJANDRO! That arrogant, slimy, two-faced devious charmer. He's the one who isn't my friend."
"It's my imagination, or she has a grudge against Alejandro?" asked Rodney to Katie and Sadie. The three were wearing coordinate swimsuits in pink color.
"Oh my gosh Rod! Grudge is such a misunderstating!" said Katie in a low voice, that was loud enough for everyone to hear.
Sadie nodded, also failing at whispering. "Yes, Alejandro charmed LeShawna to eliminate her from the competition in the World Tour season THREE YEARS AGO. She really knows how to keep a grudge. And Katie, I think you meant understatement."
"Oh Sadie, you always know better what I want to mean than I do!" replied the nice girl smiling.
LeShawna, tired of the peanut gallery, sat on the sofa massaging her temple. "Please, Harold, continue with the show."
"Wait a minute!" shouted Cameron (if his low tone could be called a shout). "Blaineley isn't here yet!"
Anne Maria looked at him, raising an eyebrow. "That old hag? I didn't know you were into older women. Talking about bad taste."
"It's not like that," said Cameron, upset and blushing. "But she's part of the host team, so it's fair to at least know why she isn't here."
"She called before the show and will be late," said Staci while nodding.
Cameron squinted his eyes at her. "Are you sure? Sounds fishy."
"Believing me is up to you, ya. My great great great great great aunt Hanefa never said a lie, and I admire her for that," replied Staci raising a finger.
"You have an aunt called Hanefa?" asked DJ blinking.
The compulsive liar smiled. "She wasn't really my aunt, she was the wife fo my great, gre-"
"Sorry girl, but we can't waste more time talking about your family," interrupted LeShawna. "Sugar baby, can you introduce the first honor guest?"
"With pleasure. Today's first honor guest is a fan favorite. He was a member of the Waneyihtam Maskwak and the winner of the 6th season of Total Drama. He's also known as an expert survivalist, a scholar of alternate sciences, and author of The guide to survive the Zombie apocalypse with things you can find at home. The zombie conspiracy nut Shawn," said Harold in an excited tone.
From the left side of the stage entered Shawn. He was wearing orange trunks, his toque and a black arm guard like the ones used in ski racing. The conspiranoic was glaring at Harold, but his face relaxed as soon as Jasmine waved at him.
"Zombie conspiracy nut? Like really man? I didn't know I was coming here to be insulted," said Shawn sitting on the sofa next to the hosts.
Harold waved his arms nervously and lowered his head. "I'm sorry, but that is your label. In fact, I respect a lot your dedication to the incoming zombie apocalypse, even if I don't share such a concern. But even then better safe than sorry, so I read your guide, it's really easy to understand and well redacted,"
"Really? Thanks, I originally wrote it for Jas and Sammy," said Shawn folding his arms and closing his eyes. "But when it was ready Jas thought it was so good that she wished to share it with more people. So I went with a friend that owns a publishing company and BAM, the guide was born."
Jasmine chuckled nervously. When she told him that the Aussie never imagined he would actually go end publish it.
"If it's so good maybe I should buy my own copy. That way I can protect my Dakota in the z-apocalypse," said Sam holding his girlfriend's hand. Dakota smiling tenderly at him.
"HAHA! Are you serious potato man?" asked Jo in a snarky tone, ruining the mood. "I thought the only thing you read where the screen text of your games."
Sam squinted at her. "For your information, when you're into retrogaming, you have a lot of time to read while the games load." Jo chuckled as Sam's friends looked at him with a worried expression.
"That's great and all babe, but let's try to focus in the interview," said LeShawna, she then turned toward the guest. "And tell us Shawn, how do you feel right now? It was a harsh elimination."
"I'm not sure of how I feel. On one hand I'm satisfied to reach the merge, but on the other my elimination felt awkward. I think there was some kind of conspiracy to take me down first," said Shawn, while putting a thoughtful expression.
Beth raised a hand. "Are you sure? Not more than a conspiracy is the natural way of this kind of show? To vote the strong players first?"
Harold stood there with the mouth open after Beth stole his question. Shawn unaware of this drama continued.
"Not exactly. After all, we were gunning for Sammy's sister. With our 4 votes, plus Charlotte five, we have enough to make a difference. I don't think the other 9 voted for me," explained the conspiranoic. "Can it be that one of our enemies is controlling that DAM computer and manipulating the votes?"
"Eeexcuse me? Are you sure of what you're saying? That is a huge accusation," said LeShawna looking at him with wide eyes.
Harold nodded, pressing his glasses near his face. "It's as LeShawna said, you're not only saying someone is cheating. You're also saying that someone trespassed the impressive anti-hacking system in the island, which Chris bragged was inexpugnable."
"GWHAHAHAHA, NONSENSE! There is no system immune to my EVIL genius. I invented a tool to infiltrate into the system. Now kneel before me, you peasants," said Max standing over the benches and raising an arm.
"Yes, yes Mini-me wanna be, you surely did," said Jo rolling her eyes. "Do you need to repeat that every day? For a comedian, your routine is getting old."
Max pointed at her menacingly, "You should train your brain as you train your body before trying to insult a superior mind, you nitwit."
"Want to taste my superior first, purple-haired toad?" replied Jo standing up.
Quickly Dakota and Jasmine stopped her as Max jumped behind DJ.
"Maybe superior was an exaggeration, I mean my little higher but not so much mind," replied Max in a lower tone.
"Ignoring the peanut gallery," said LeShawna smiling at Shawn, "Are you sure of what you're saying ?"
Shawn nodded, "positive. It was probably a conspiration of some kind to avoid giving us the million and let me finish my anti-zombie bunker. Because it would put in evidence the weakness of the government anti-zombie program."
"I never heard of any of the government's ministry had an anti-zombie program," said Harold putting a hand under his chin and a thoughtful expression.
"Because they don't want you to find out," replied Shawn lowering his eyebrows.
The host smiled and adjusted his glasses. "Well, that makes sense because it would cause panic among the civilian population. I still don't believe the whole zombie theory, but you make some fine points, my friend. I would like to discuss the matter later."
"Yes, fine points," said LeShawna rolling her eyes. "Last question, of the remaining campers, who are you cheering for winning the million dollars."
"Easy, Samantha," said Shawn making a smug smile, "And not only because she's Jas friend. She's also my best disciple and one of the few persons to take the incoming zombie apocalypse seriously. If not, I think Heather, she's Sammy's friend after all."
"Heather? But she's a treacherous and evil person," said Beth frowning, "and also mean, how can you support her?"
"Yes, even if she has a great fashion sense, her soul is as dark as the 2011 Chanel winter collection," said Lindsay supporting her friend.
"Really? I didn't have many chances to talk with her, but in general, she seemed like a fine but maybe a little too nervous person," said Shawn shrugging.
"The little girl is right. That Heather is bad news. Didn't you watch her in the other seasons?" asked LeShawna raising an eyebrow.
The conspiranoic scratched his cheek, "No, I didn't. I don't really like reality shows."
There were some gasps among the peanut gallery while Beardo imitated a laughing track.
"Wait a minute, man, why did you competed in this show if you don't like reality shows?" asked DJ in a surprised tone, "especially this one."
"I don't like reality shows either, but it was after being on the show, not before," added Katie putting a hand on her cheek.
Sadie's face beamed as she looked at her BFFF, "What a coincidence Katie, me too."
"I hate to break your friendish moment, but I think most of us stopped liking reality shows after competing," said Zoey rubbing her arm.
"I don't understand what's the problem, I don't like reality shows but I like the prize money. Isn't that enough?" asked Shawn closing an eye and smiling.
"Sean made a good point. I would also like a million dollars," said Lindsay clapping, "but I still prefer a nice nail polish."
Beth raised an eyebrow. "Linds, with a million dollars, you can buy A LOT of nail polish."
"Of course you can Beth, but the nail polish is easier to get," replied Lindsay winking.
At that moment, the girl with glasses realized that Linds was smarter each day, maybe smarter than her.
"Thank you Shawn. It's been a pleasure to have you here today. Now please take a seat with the peanut gallery while we start our next segment," said Harold giving him a handshake.
Shawn walked to the peanut gallery, where Jasmine received him with a hug.
"It was a shame, but I'm so happy we're together again," said the Aussie girl making a tender smile.
The conspiranoic also smiled at her. "I also missed you Jas. By the way…"
"If you are going to ask if we're sure there are no zombies on the island, yes we double-checked," said Dave rolling his eyes before offer him a handshake.
"Are you giving me a handshake like that, without hand sanitizer or a handkerchief?" asked Shawn shocked by the sudden greeting.
The germaphobe sighed, "I guess if it's your germs, I can live with them."
The three laughed as the hosts continued with the show.
"And for our next segment, we have a favorite of all our public out there. 'Where are they now?' in which we'll talk about another former contestant that sadly couldn't be with us today," said Harold in a sad tone.
"What are you saying? Sadly for us who are forced to be here, they're the lucky ones," said Anne Maria in a harsh tone.
LeShawna shook her head and frowned at the tanned girl. "Even if that's true girl, take it easy. You don't complain so much when you are in the sauna, right?"
But before Anne Maria could reply, Harold interrupted them. "And this time, we have a fan favorite, former Killer Bass and part of the famous Team Victory. She must be the nicest girl to compete in Total Drama, our friend and former host of this show, Bridgette!"
As the geek talked, images of Bridgette began to appear on the screen over the scenario. She seemed like in the show, with her emblematic ponytail.
"Hey! wait a minute. That's not true. Katie is the nicest girl in the show. Even her label is the nice girl," said Sadie putting her hands on her hips.
"Oh Sadie, thank you. You're nice too," said Katie making a big smile.
But Cameron stood up and shook his head. "That's is factually incorrect. If someone deserves the title nicest girl in the show, that's Zoey."
"Oh Cam, I'm grateful but I'm not as nice as them," replied the indie girl flustering and looking at the ground.
"It seems we need a magic mirror to tell us who is the fairest of them all. Sadly I left my magic mirror at home. I knew I should bring my bag of many things with me," said Leonard while snapping his fingers.
"Ok, I know all of you're dying to know," said LeShawna glaring at the peanut gallery. "But our friend is competing in the Australian World Battle, a fierce surfing competition. She's in the final 10, and the semifinal is on this weekend. We wish her the best of luck."
Suddenly from the right side of the scenario entered a well-known older blond woman. She was fuming, glaring at the hosts, and with her hands balled into fists.
"Blaineley!? You're unusually late. If you're not feeling ok you can take a rest from today's episode," said Harold, looking worried at the diva.
"Or for the rest of the season," said LeShawna, snickering.
Blaineley tossed her hair. "You're sooooo funny. I didn't come late. Someone locked me inside my room, and none of you tried to find if I was fine."
The peanut gallery made a gigantic gasp, but after the camera focused on them, it was just Beardo, who waved proudly at the camera.
"C'mon past glory, you're a pro, so stop whining and do your work," said Jo in a mocking tone.
Jay laughed a little and elbowed B a couple of times, the silent man frowning at him and shaking his head.
Blaineley ignored them and sat next to LeShawna. "Anyway, I came at a good moment. I really wanted to interview our next honor guest."
LeShawna moved a little to put some distance with her second co-host. "Well, it's all yours. I don't want anything to do with that snake."
"I think that calling him snake is an insult to all the ciade of ophidia. In fact his attitude and moral is more like those of-" Harold began to say before being interrupted by Blaineley.
"BOOOORING! Let's pass on the nerdy stuff and present our second honor guest. You know him, and you love him. He's the runner-up of the World Tour season and 6th in All-stars. The Latin lover archvillain, Alejandro," said Blaineley, her voice higher as she finished her sentence.
The attractive Spaniard entered wearing a red speedo and showing his well-sculpted body. He waved and winked at the peanut gallery.
"EEEEEEEEE, Alejandro," squeed Katie, Sadie, and Beth.
"Blimey! He's more handsome than I remembered," said Jasmine raising her hat.
"Hey! I'm better looking than him, right Jas?" said Shawn, looking with wide eyes at his girlfriend.
She just leaned toward him and kissed his forehead. "I wouldn't change you even for the most handsome man on the Earth."
"Thanks Jas," said Shawn smiling, then his smile turned into a frown, "HEY!"
Blaineley ignored the peanut gallery and focused on the guest. "Welcome, Alejandro. It's been a while. How are you?"
"Hello Blaineley, LeShawna, Harold, and ladies from the peanut gallery. It's a pleasure to be here today," said the Spaniard, his smile sparkling. "I'm fine, just sad because I would prefer to come here much later."
"Hey, he didn't greet us," said Sam in an upset tone. "I mean, at least he could cut the ladies part and greet all the peanut gallery."
"He's just jealous because we're better and more handsome than him," said Lighting kissing his biceps.
Staci just laughed, "Hahaha, that's a good one. And they call me a liar, ya."
"Anyway, It seems all your tricks and schemes didn't save you this time. How does it feel being eliminated in 13th place?" said LeShawna, in a cold and harsh tone.
But Alejandro just chuckled. "Oh LeShawna, are you still angry about what happened between us? I'm really sorry, but I can assure you I didn't mean to hurt you."
"Don't try to charm us with your sweet words. Time doesn't matter when you betray someone, especially with someone as unapologetic as you," said Harold trying to defend LeShawna.
"What I did was inexcusable, and if I could, I would change it, but I can't, so I hope one day you find the heart to forgive me," said the Spaniard in a pained and charming voice.
Beth pointed at him, excited. "See!? I told you he had changed."
"I'll not be so sure. His aura is light blue and green, in perfect balance. So perfect that makes me dizzy," said Dawn putting a thoughtful expression.
"OOOOOk, now repeat that, but in a language everyone can understand," said Dave in a snarky tone.
Dawn glared at him and then sighed. "What I mean is that he seem to control his emotions and maybe even controlling his aura to some degree."
Beardo then began to imitate the opening of The X-files an old television show.
"Hey, keep it down that that's a rival network trademark," shouted Blaineley. Beardo then made the sound of a needle scratch and shut up.
"So let's come back to the question Alejandro, how do you feel?"
"Thanks, Blaineley, well I'm disappointed. I was sure that my new alliance would take us to at least the best 5," said Alejandro making a sad smile. "So that idol was really painful. It's a shame, but it seems I wasn't mean to win this season."
Zoey frowned at him, "Well, you now know what does it feel to be eliminated like that."
"Yes! And worst of all that backstabber Topher used MY idol," said Jay in an angry tone.
"Wait, wait, wait! You said YOUR idol? How did that happen?" asked LeShawna, intrigued by the skateboarder's words.
He stood up, looking down on the hosts. "It's easy dude, someone stole my immunity idol from my bag. It was either Heather, Topher, or Shawn, and of those, the only one who hated me enough was Topher."
B glared and elbowed him lightly in the leg. Jay looked at him with a puzzled expression.
Then he remembered. "Oh, thanks dude. And he was also the only one who slept in my cabin."
"This is HOT news! And of my favorite kind, but let's save that for later, boy," said Blaineley enjoying the exclusive. "For the next question. Alejandro, many of our fans suspect that you and Heather aren't actually on bad terms, but it was a scheme to divide your opponents and control the game. What can you tell us about this?"
The Spaniard tilted his head and shrugged innocently. "No comments. I think Heather will give you a better answer once she wins the competition."
There were whispers among the peanut gallery, not satisfied with his answer.
"So that means he's like accepting they were teaming up, no?" said Dakota, raising an eyebrow.
"No! It's the opposite. That means they weren't working together, but he doesn't want to say it," replied Beth in an angry tone.
LeShawna talked louder, to be heard over the peanut gallery. "So you're supporting Heather to win the show? It sounds like you're even if you don't say it clearly."
"Yes, I'm supporting her. Either she or Brick deserves the win. But that doesn't mean I was working secretly with her, does it?" Alejandro's words and body language were charming, not letting the audience know if he was honest or not.
Dawn tilted her head. "See, there is no change in his aura. He's neither happy nor excited, nor angry nor scared. I never met someone that could control his emotions like that."
"So he's lying?" asked Shawn scratching his head.
"No, that just means I can't be sure if he is lying or telling the truth," said the aura whisperer, shrugging.
Max laughed loudly, "Mwahahaha, at last, a worthy rival. I was tired of dealing with these simpletons."
"Who are you calling simpleton, noisy guy?" asked Lighting in a menacing tone, cupping his ear to hear better.
"Not you, of course. EVIL guys like us must work together," said Max trying to defuse the situation.
The jock blinked a couple of times. "Lightning isn't evil. Lightning is strong, quick, tough, powerful-"
"And Modest," said Jo in a snarky tone rolling her eyes.
"Of course not, Lightning is neither modest nor evil," said the athlete smiling proudly. He wasn't sure what modest means but being Jo it was surely an insult.
Blaineley glared at them and then turned to Alejandro, "Ignore the clown gallery. Thanks for coming Alejandro, now please sit with the peanut gallery while we start the next segment."
Alejandro stood up and winked at the hosts, Blaineley smiling while LeShawna and Harold glared at him. Even if he said he was sorry, his attitude somehow didn't seem to mean it.
"Hello Alejandro, such a shame you were eliminated so early," said Beth making a big grin and waving her hand.
"Beth you're so sweet. Thanks for your kind words," said the Spaniard making a charming smile.
"But please don't misunderstand me. We can't be anything more than friends, I'm sorry, but we can be friends," said the brunette girl, not looking him in the eyes.
The Spaniard expression was one of total confusion, but he played along. "Ehm, don't worry. I respect your feelings." He then sat next to her, surprised he was just 'dumped.' It wasn't what he planned but also works for him.
On the couch, the hosts, oblivious to this drama, were announcing the next section.
"And it's time for our special reporter Izzy, who will bring us information about another contestant that couldn't be in the aftermath show," said LeShawna recovering her usual happy attitude.
"This is just a waste of time. She'll just talk again about her silly investigation about Sierra and nothing really relevant," said Blaineley rolling her eyes. "Can't we just skip it?"
Harold shook his head, "we can't do that. First it wouldn't be fair for Izzy, after all it's her segment. And second, I'm really invested in her independent research about Sierra's behavior. So let's hear it."
"Whatever, just don't expect I'll take part in this," replied Blaineley folding her arms.
Anne Maria chuckled. "You say it as if anyone enjoyed your questions or comments. Why don't you try to stay quiet for the rest of the episode?"
Blaineley just ignored the tanned girl comments while Izzy appeared on the screen over the scenario. She seemed to be in an airport again.
"Hello everyone! Here is Isabella Clayton reporting from the Calgary airport," said Izzy, dressed in a green turncoat and a green hat like those used in spy's movies.
LeShawna raised an eyebrow, "Hello girl, what are you doing in the airport? It's another contestant with you?"
"Nope silly, I had to make a stop before going to the Northwest Regional Airport. Which my research found that was Sierra's last destination before disappearing," said Izzy, who then took a donut and give it a big bite.
Harold raised an eyebrow "Izzy-"
"It's Isabella Clayton!" said Izzy while taking a sip from a frappuccino.
"Isabella Clayton, are you eating while filming your report?" asked Harold, who seemed upset.
The redhead girl made a big smile. "Duh, obviously, there is still 2 hours before my flight, and I'm hungry."
"Northwest Regional Airport? Sounds familiar. Does it have a big mall?" asked Lindsay putting a thoughtful expression.
"No Linds, it's the closest airport to Pahkitew island. Everyone here arrived there before coming to the show!" said Beth, shocked by the news.
"Oooh! That's why it sounded familiar," replied the blond girl making a big smile.
"But that doesn't make any sense," said Sam tilting his head, "Why did she take a flight there if she wasn't going to take part in the show or the aftermath?"
"Elementary my dear Samuel, because Sierra intended to be on the show," said Izzy, cleaning her mouth with her hand and making a big grin.
All the presents gasped at the news.
"But girl are you sure? Then what about her travel to Vancouver?" said LeShawna looking at her with wide eyes.
The redhead cackled. "That is the weirdest part, all the information about her points toward the fake travel to Vancouver. But talking with the airport employees, I found some witnesses giving her the checkout and helping her board the airplane to Northwest regional."
"Don't make me laugh!. Thousands of passengers go around the airport each day. Who would remind a person like Sierra?" asked BLainley in a snarky tone.
"You'll be surprised, we may be Z-list celebrities, but we're celebrities. I even signed the bald patch of a fan some hours ago," replied Izzy winking at the camera.
Dakota stood up, glaring at the redhead reporter, "Excuse me? Z-list? I'm at least a C-list celebrity and raising."
"Yes, crazy girl, I don't know what you mean, but you can't say Lightning is anything less than A," said the jock flexing.
LeShawna just ignored the peanut gallery and focused on Izzy. "But girl, do you have any idea of where Sierra went after arriving here?"
"Well, people just come to British Columbia to either visit the Stanley park or Vancouver. But we know she didn't go to Vancouver so…"
"So?" asked Harold really immersed in the report.
"SO?" asked almost all the peanut gallery, except B and Alejandro.
"So I'm not really sure," replied Izzy putting her tongue out. The peanut gallery groaned in disappointment. "But believe me, I'll not give up until I find out. This is detective Isabella Clayton, over and out."
"Then Sierra arrived at the airport and then disappear. It doesn't make sense," said Katie with a thoughtful expression.
Sadie looked at her with big eyes, "maybe she found out that Cody would be in the season and decided to run away to don't have to be in another season with him."
"But Sierra is Cody's friend, it wouldn't make sense," replied Katie, not sure of her BBBF answer.
"And what if she found a new guy, fell in love with him, and eloped together," replied Rodney in an excited tone.
"Oh my, that's wonderful. Eloping sounds a lot like something Sierra would do," said Katie, excited.
Sadie nodded, "and maybe the guy just looked like Cody, and she's now living on the run from the show enjoying their romance."
"EEEEEEEE" squeed Sadie, Katie, and Rodney.
Blaineley rolled her eyes and focused on the camera. "Ok, let's forget about her, and let's introduce our Secret Guest for today's exclusive interview. You know him, and you love him -even if I don't understand why.- He's a former Killer bass and Team Victory member. Ezekiel."
Almost all the peanut gallery gasped and looked with fear at the left side of the scenario.
"EZEKIEL!" shouted Cameron jumping behind Zoey.
"Leave him to me. Lightning will teach him a lesson again," said the jock cracking his knuckles.
"Don't worry, a slave of the ring can't do anything against my magic," said Leonard holding his staff.
Dakota stomped her foot in the ground, shaking all the scenario, "SHUT UP! He's fine now, so stop clowning around!"
After a moment of silence, a green-skinned man with short brown hair entered the stage. He was wearing black trunks, a green toque, black sunglasses, and many golden necklaces, including one with a big Z.
"Yo, yo, yo, homies. The Zeke is on the house," said Ezekiel, making some exaggerated rap movements with his arms while taking off his sunglasses.
In the peanut gallery, most people looked at him with fear or surprise, but Dakota, Sam, Anne Maria, and Alejandro didn't seem surprised, the first three waving their hands at the rapper wannabe and the last smiling and nodding with his head.
Blaineley and LeShawna rolled their eyes as Harold smiled toward the new guest. "Yo, Zeke! It's a pleasure to have you here today. But I didn't expect to find you like this!"
"You mean outside a cage?" said Blaineley in a harsh tone.
"NO! I meant so healthy and recovered after his accident, GOSH! Do you always have to spit poison when you talk?" replied Harold obviously offended by the comment.
"Don't worry H-bomb, words can't hurt the Zeke," said Ezekiel smiling and giving clumsy finger guns at the host.
"WAIT! How can we know he's the real one and not a robot made by Chris to make us think Ezekiel is ok?" asked Shawn rubbing his chin.
Staci chuckled. "My great great uncle Isaac was an expert in robots, ya, and I can say that he isn't one. Just look at him."
"Staci's telling the truth. His aura is the aura of a living person," replied Dawn, as surprised as everyone else by Staci's words.
"See, told ya," replied the compulsive liar, who had a big smile across her face.
"I'm glad you're better now, but what happened? How did you get cured?" asked LeShawna. She didn't like Ezekiel's past attitude but decided to give him a chance.
"Well, I was found living in Boney island by Milton foundation, eh? They took me and paid for all the treatment. After 3 months I was as good as new!" Ezekiel made a big smile but then scratched his head. "Well, not as good. My skin is still a little discolored, and I was bald, but at least I could talk eh, so I count my blessings."
"Yes, thanks to Zekie, my own treatment advanced really fast. I can't thank him enough," said Dakota making a charming smile.
Harold smiled and looked with surprise at Dakota and then at Ezekiel. "Of Course, Milton foundation is one of Dakota's father companies. So you meet each other before?"
"Yes, Dakota and I become friends while I was in treatment, and Sam was also there. He taught me the difference between play with videogames and play videogames," replied the prairie guy, blushing a little.
"Ehehe, I have to say Zeke was the worst gamer I ever meet. But I'm proud I nurtured him into a true virtual beast," said Sam raising his head proudly.
"Beautiful, beautiful," said Blaineley mimicking a gag, "so you got better, and then what?"
Zeke rubbed his neck. "Well, I'm still a little shy to talk about this but I learned about karma, eh! Karma is wonderful. The universe is a place where your good deeds and your bad deeds are a zero-sum game. So if you do good deeds, the universe will reward you and also punish your bad deeds."
"That's a lot of nonsense and anti-scientific mumbo jumbo. If karma existed, I as the most EVIL existence would constantly suffer from accidents and mishaps," said Max folding his arms.
B put his hands on his cheeks, looking at Max with a frightened expression. He didn't believe in karma, but after hearing Max maybe it really existed.
"But man, that doesn't make sense," said DJ resting his head on his fist. "I can't think anything you could do deserve being turned into a feral mutant."
Ezekiel nodded, rubbing his neck. "You're right, but remember that karma works in mysterious ways. Maybe it was a punishment for my greed and arrogance, but the universe was too harsh with me. That's why it compensated me and gave me a million dollars in the Max Lotto. What a coincidence eh!?"
"What? Are you saying you won a million dollars buying a lotto ticket?" asked Blaineley shocked, it sounded too good to be true.
"Oh no, I didn't buy it. I found it on the street," said Ezekiel making a shy smile.
There was a small silence on the stage. Blaineley jaw dropped while LeShawna and Harold looked at Ezekiel with shocked expressions.
"Oh c'mon, dude, that's impossible. If you're going to lie, try something believable," replied Jay, laughing.
Anne Maria glared at the skateboarder, "Why would he lie? That nasty personality is the reason nobody wants to date you."
"That's not true. I have a lot of girls wanting to date me," bragged Jay, who looked nervous at B. "Right, dude?"
The silent man just shrugged. It's was decided, he officially began to believe in karma.
Harold was the first to react, making a tender smile. "Congratulations, man, it seems that after all that happened, karma really compensated you."
"I don't think it's that easy, Harold. Now I need to eliminate the bad karma I got while I was feral. That's why I made a list of people I wronged and started traveling around the country helping them," said Zeke nodding.
"Wait a minute. Are you telling us that you're using your million to help contestants from the show?" asked LeShawna, not believing how naïve this guy was.
Alejandro raised his head, smiling at the camera. "What Zeke said it's true. He paid me a trip to Las Vegas after what happened between us."
"And he bought me real diamond to replace that old circus-mium or whatever he gave me before," she then sent a kiss toward him. "And also helped me with some problems with my uncles."
"And he also gave Scott a new tractor for his home," said Dakota, looking proudly at the prairie boy. "He's basically Santa Claus with a little worse fashion sense."
"B-but that is absurd!? Why are you giving your money like that? Are you stupid?" asked Blaineley, looking at him with wide eyes.
Dawn made a small smile. "Zeke found his own path on this life, forgetting his greed and living for others. But I don't expect you can understand him as you are now, Mildred."
Blaineley gave her a death glare while Harold continued the interview. "Man, you impressed me. Even if I don't agree 100% with what you're doing, I respect your decision. Only a question. What did you give Heather to compensate her for her million dollars?"
Ezekiel looked at the ground, ashamed, while Alejandro spoke for him. "Currently that is a work in progress. We hope to find something soon."
"I must say this wasn't what we expected, but I'm glad you're fine now," said LeShawna, moved by the former mutant ingenuity. "One last question. Who are you supporting to win the competition."
The prairie boy put a hand under his chin. "I support Heather, eh!? nothing against the rest, but I owe her at least that."
"You have a big heart man, now please go and sit with the rest of the contestants while we announce the next segment," said Harold giving Ezekiel a handshake.
"Wait, remember to compensate me too," said Blaineley in a distressed voice, "you glared at me during the final of the World tour season! Don't forget it."
"Gosh can't you act with some dignity?" asked Harold narrowing his eyes at the diva, who glared back at him.
Ezekiel went to the stands and looked at Cameron, who wasn't hiding anymore.
"Man I owe you an apology. I hope we can talk after the show," said Zeke rubbing his neck.
"Don't worry, you weren't responsible for your actions, so I don't have any animosity toward you," said Cameron, who, after looking at Zeke's disappointed expression, added. "But if you insist on compensating me, we can talk later. There is a microscope I wanted to buy for some time."
"That's great eh! Let's talk after the show," replied Zeke, who then went to sit next to Dakota and Anne Maria.
"And now we have another of our favorites segments, Total Drama Lost ones! Since the last episode, we received 501 sightings of Scarlett. Wow that crazy sister is everywhere," said LeShawna raising her eyebrow.
"And the winner of the Drama Brother's LP is Sadie Johnson, from Toronto Canada," said Blaineley twisting her mouth. "Wait a minute…"
"EEEEEEEEEE!" squeed both BFFF and Rodney, jumping joyfully. Beardo began to imitate an upbeat song to improve the mood
"Congratulations Sadie, I'm so happy. Sending those 38 pictures was a great idea," said Katie, making a big smile.
Sadie dried a tear from her eye. "I owe you this to you two, Katie and Rod. Without your help, I would never win."
"I'm happy I could help. I never thought that my photos dressed like Scarlett would do the trick," said Rodney making a big grin.
Beardo made a vinyl scratch sound as everyone looked at Rodney with wide eyes.
"What?" asked the farmer, blushing. "we're both gingers, and I look completely different with glasses."
"Congratulations Sadie, I'll sign it for you," said Harold, winking, as the BFFF and Rodney squeed again. "Now for this week, Total Drama lost ones we're asking for photos of Sierra."
"Wait a minute, I think we already talked about Sierra in the show," said Lindsay with a thoughtful expression.
"Yes, in fact we have dedicated 4 segments to her," replied Blaineley rolling her eyes.
Lindsay nodded joyfully. "Exactly, I KNEW we have already talked about her."
"So the question is, why is Sierra the next total drama lost one?" asked Blaineley glaring at LeShawna and Harold.
"Because after 4 shows, we still don't have any idea where is that crazy girl," replied LeShawna in a harsh tone. "That's why we'll give the best photo of Sierra a signed collection of Chris Mclean filmography, 22 films including the director's cut of "The cat stole my wallet."
Staci raised a hand, "My great uncle Mill invented Zonks, and even he would be ashamed of this prize."
"What is a zonk?" asked Jasmine, tilting her head.
"It's a bad prize they sometimes give in Tv shows," replied Beardo in a timid and low voice.
"That's correct Beardo, you really know your stuff," said Harold making a big smile, "In fact zonks were introduced in the American TV show 'Let's make a deal' in 196…"
"Let's stop with that nerd stuff and go to our next segment," said Blaineley interrupting her co-host. "Sadly, our next honor guest couldn't come to the stage because she had a small injury on her back. But she recorded her interview for the audience to enjoy. She's Sky, Pahkitew season runner-up, and member of the team Masquak. Let's watch it."
On the screen over the scenario appeared Sky's image. She had a hospital gown and was waving at the camera. Beside her, also smiling, was LeShawna.
"Wow, that nurse really looks like LaFawnduh," said Lindsay clapping joyfully.
Beth looked at her concerned, "Linds, she doesn't look like LeShawna she's-"
"SHE'S A DOPPELGANGER, a monstrous shapeshifter! But which one is the monster? The one on the screen or the one near Sir Harold?" asked Leonard looking worried at the stage.
Shawn looked at him with surprise. "Bro, you just stole the words from my mouth."
"She's a dope ganger, you nerd," shouted Blaineley, "This was supposed to be only a small message. Why is LeShawna interviewing her!?"
"Chill out. Production asked me to do the interview because you were too busy, so I did. You don't like it? Go and complain with the bosses," replied LeShawna snapping her fingers. "If not, shut up a moment and let us hear the interview."
"Hello Sky, I'm sorry about your injury. How are you feeling?" asked LeShawna in a concerned tone.
"Hi LeShawna, nice to meet you. I'm fine. I'll have a small surgery in a couple of hours. I'm a little upset about losing my chance at the million again, especially in this way," replied the athlete.
"At least that small Sky had a chance to get the million, not like the rest of us," said Jo folding her arms, "and also what kind of name is Sky? It's hard to make zingers with that name."
"Can you stop complaining Sheila? You would be a lot happier if you weren't so negative." Jasmine said, frowning at her. "And also, don't call her small when you aren't even 7 feet tall."
"Ok, relax a little, Tall-mine, I was joking," replied Jo raising her hands defensively but proud of her zinger.
"And tell me girl, if you feel like it, of course. What happened? Did you got hurt falling from that bear?" asked LeShawna, "also, if you need anything just ask me."
Sky made a small smile, "Now that you mentioned it, may you give me a glass of water?" LeShawna stood up and served her a glass. "Thanks. No, I got injured during the quarry challenge, but I was too stubborn to admit it, and it became worse as days passed."
"The quarry challenge? Girl that was 2 weeks ago!" exclaimed LeShawna, looking at her with wide eyes.
"Hehehe, I know, I can be pretty stubborn. Even when my friends warned me about it I was too proud and selfish to hear them. I need to learn to control my competitive nature."
"Hey! creepy girl, you're smart. The shorty girl injury wasn't Lightning's fault, right?" asked Lightning, in a softer tone than his usual.
Dawn put a hand on his knee and shook her head. "Don't worry, it's not your fault. Is true she got hurt competing against you, but there is no use in blaming yourself. And she wouldn't want that."
"Lightning wasn't worried about it because Lightning is NEVER worried," bragged the athlete flexing his arms. "But Lightning will visit her once she gets better."
"Man you're nicer than I thought, no offense but I always thought you were kind of a prick," said DJ putting a hand on Lightning's shoulder.
The jock smiled, "Don't worry bro, Lightning's so good that he's often misunderstood. Like the tim-"
"Can you stop that? Gosh! We can't hear the interview!" shouted Harold adjusting his glasses.
"Can't you just rewind it? I mean, it's a recording," said Zoey raising her hand, her voice trembling as she finished her sentence.
Blaineley rolled her eyes, "No, we're on a tight schedule, so just shut up."
"- and then bam, the police take us all. Luckily nobody was detained, but I learned that sometimes it's better not using slippers," said Sky, chuckling.
"Hahaha, I can't believe it, you're awesome, girl. Final question, who are you rooting for to win the season?" asked LeShawna after drying a tear from her eye after laughing a lot.
Sky put a thoughtful expression. "Sammy, I think she has done a lot this season and deserves to win, or at least beat Amy."
"Ok thanks, girl, this was really fun. I hope next time we can meet in the resort," said LeShawna standing up.
"WAIT!" Sky shouted, extending her arm, "Can I send a personal message through the video?"
LeShawna nodded. "Go wild baby girl."
Sky sighed, but before she could talk, the transmission was cut.
Blaineley smirked at the camera "Ok that was Sky, now let's-"
"Wait! Why did you cut her? she wanted to send a last message!" said Harold glaring at Blaineley.
"Because the interview was over, and we don't have time to lose. Also, who cares about a personal message from that girl," replied the diva, shrugging.
The peanut gallery gasped, glaring at the blond host and whispering among them.
"I can't believe there are people who are worse than zombies," said Shawn shaking his head.
"They call me EVIL, but at least I'm not as petty as her," said Max shaking his head.
LeShawna then made a big grin, "Dave, I need to talk with you after this episode. Please come to see me."
The stage felt in silence, all the eyes upon LeShawna, then almost all began to talk simultaneously.
"EEEEEEEEE" squeed the BFFF and Rodney.
"Wow, That was completely unexpected," said Sam, adjusting his glasses.
"Yes, c'mon sister if you'll fall in love with someone, at least go for the best," said Lighting looking at her with an upset expression.
Dave rubbed his neck, blushing. "I'm flattered but…"
"LeShawna, how could you…" added Harold, his voice cracking.
"SHUT IT! I was just repeating Sky's message. It was for you scrawny boy from Sky, not from me. Please pay attention," said LeShawna shaking her head. "And Sugar baby, don't get jealous."
After saying this the sister with 'tude kissed Harold, the ginger boy blushing like a tomato.
"Ugh, Ok while they waste our time, let's present our next segment, the second part of where are they now," said Blainely looking with disgust at the lovely couple. "This guy is one of the most hated contestants in the show, former Toxic rat and villainous vulture, Scott."
The screen over the scenario showed the ginger man smiling. He was wearing his usual clothes but now had a beard.
"BAH! You call that simpleton EVIL. I have more evilness in my pinky than that hillbilly in all his body," said Max folding his arms.
Dawn made a sad smile. "I won't be so sure, Maximillian. You can't underestimate him. He's just more than meets the eye."
"And our Canadian Blavasky is right," said Harold smiling. "Scott's right now taking part in the latest season of Remainer, a reality show about surviving on an island."
Anne Maria rolled her eyes. "Wow that's really original."
"You say it girl. Anyway, he's part of the cast, and even if the show ends today, Scott can't leave until it's transmitted. But inside sources told us that he may be getting the million dollars prize," said LeShawna, making a shocked expression.
Beardo made a Kaching sound while the peanut gallery whispered.
"My great grandparent Micheal invented the first reality show. If I knew that was a way to avoid being here, I would use his connections to participate in another show, Ya. So sad I didn't know." Said Staci looking upset at the floor.
"Wait, that ancestor isn't that old," replied Harold tilting his head.
The compulsive lier adjusted her ribbon. "No, in fact he's the grandfather of my mother, what makes me 1/8 American, al-"
"Yes, yes yes, enough of that blabber, we have more interesting things to hear. We wish Scott a lot of luck and want to introduce our last honor gue-" but before Blaineley could finish, she was interrupted by Harold.
"Our last honor guest was part of the Pimâpotew Kinosewak, finishing 8th on his season. Also, he's considered the most handsome contestant of his season and the third most attractive in all the Total Drama history. The future star, TOPHER!" said Harold making a smug smile, "of course third after Justin and me."
"Yes, surely is after you and Justin," said Alejandro, chuckling.
"That's a lie. I'm sure you didn't use a magic mirror to make that affirmation. After all, I'm sure there was at least one more charming gentleman on Pahkitew island at the time," said Leonard rubbing his fake beard.
Beardo blushed. "Leonard, you're too kind."
While this happened, Topher entered the stage. He was wearing a blue speedo with a small pendant and his hair as well-groomed as always. He made pistol guns and a beautiful smile before sitting on the guest's sofa.
"Hello Harold, LeShawna, Blaineley, and members of the peanut gallery. It's a pleasure to be here today on the fourth episode of Total Drama, Aftermath for the masses," said Topher in a charming voice.
Blaineley glared at him. "Welcome, Topher, but please don't do our job." She then recovered her composure and smiled, "now tell us, do you feel humiliated after being eliminated so close to the top 10?"
"Mmm, that question is too direct. You should know better than anyone here that to do a good interview you need to make the interviewee feel confident, so you start with broad and easy questions," said Topher, who made a big smile and then shrugged. "But again if you knew that Celebrity Manhunt wouldn't be canceled."
The peanut gallery laughed and chuckled at the host's wannabe comment.
"That burn was more painful than a merazoma or a firaja," said Leonard laughing.
Ezekiel shook his head. "That comment wasn't nice eh! She may be bad at her job, but there is no need to say it like that."
"SHUT UP! I'm better than any of you, losers," shouted the diva glaring at the peanut gallery. Ezekiel was shocked by her reaction after he defended her.
Topher stood up, waving his arms up and down slowly to request calm from the gallery. "Please let's try to keep this civil. We're all pros. And about your question, give me a minute."
He then walked to the middle of the stage, mic in hand, looking at the audience with a bright smile and a sad frown.
"Humiliated? I won't say so," Topher made a thoughtful expression touching his chin. "Being eliminated by Chris, after falling in his trap, fooling yourself with dreams of stealing his job. THAT'S humiliating."
Rodney covered his mouth, shocked. "Just like yourself in the last season!"
"Exactly Rodney, thanks for ruining what would become an awesome analogy," replied Topher winking at him. "But this time I did my very best. I manage the team, I helped my friends, and dare to confess my feelings to the most wonderful girl in the world." He then chuckled and raised both arms before the audience. "Humiliated? I can't be prouder. This 11th place is worth more than my past 8th."
The audience and the peanut gallery began to clap, Beardo imitating trumpets to make the cheer even louder.
"Somehow he's stealing our show," said LeShawna squinting at him.
But the host wannabe turned and pointed at Harold. "Now please, H-Bomb, my friend, bring on the next question."
"HEY! you can't do that. WE are the ones who decide who ask the questions," replied Blaineley in a harsh tone.
"Blaineley dear, we're almost out of time, so please stop interrupting," replied Topher while putting his finger over his lips.
Harold shrugged. The pretty boy was right, they were almost out of time. "For the last question, who are you rooting for to win this season."
"Mate, that is the silliest questions you have done," said Jasmine, she as everyone else knew the answer.
"As Jasmine says, the answer is obvious. Please, dear audience, can you say her name?" Asked Topher putting the microphone toward the public.
"SAMMY!" shouted the public.
"MAX" shouted the evil genius, blushing as he realized everyone was glaring at him. "What? I thought he would root for the robbed winner."
"Thanks everyone, I also support Mik. If Sammy loses, I hope he can win so he, Cameron, and Zoey have all their own season win," said Topher pointing at both. "Cam and Zoey are here in the peanut gallery with us today. Let's greet them with a big cheer."
The public roar wildly as Cameron and Zoey timidly weaved at them.
"Why are we doing this?" asked Zoey in a soft voice, flustered.
"I don't have any idea," replied Cameron, trying to smile even if he was mortified.
Topher then winked at LeShawna, "Now beautiful LeShawna, Don't tell Bridgette, but you're the sexiest host that ever blessed this show."
"You're trying too hard white boy," said LeShawan smiling, "You're not wrong, but you're trying too hard."
"What are you saying? I'm also a host in this show!" exclaimed Blainley that somehow was becoming the target in this interview.
"YES, exactly, and your point is?" asked Anne Maria in a snarky tone, "The boy has good taste. Also Lesh is lucky I'm not a host, or she would be the second sexiest."
Topher interrupted them. "Let's not argue, LeShawna, is there another question for me? Or can I go and sit with my friends?"
"You're free to go, go and stop stealing the show," replied LeShawna, shooing him with a hand gesture.
"Ok, this was Topher Secrest, and thanks…"
"STOP," Blaineley interrupted him, "there is a last question. Did you stole Jay's immunity idol?"
There were whispers among the public and the peanut gallery.
"That was a low blow, but I'm quite interested in the answer," said Alejandro with an evil smirk.
Jay stood up, "YES, confess it dude. You were jealous of me, so you stole it and replace it with that stone. You stole my idol and my girl."
B rolled his eyes. Sometimes he wondered how much Jay could humiliate himself.
"Man, you're as sad as always. No comments and we're also out of time, so better use the few time left to close the show," said Topher shrugging.
"Don't run away! The public has the right to know, UGHHHHH!" said Blaineley, furious, but he was right. There was no enough time.
The host wannabe sat next to Dave and give him a high five. "Hello man, you look a lot better without the mask."
"Hello Toph, thanks I hate it," replied the former dramaman, smiling, he then whispered. "So cleaning the cabin was just an excuse to find and steal the idol. That was clever."
Topher just winked. Dave was, without a doubt smarter than most people thought.
"And sadly all good things come to an end, and alas, we reached the end of today's episode," said Harold making a small bow.
"But the show will continue, remember to subscribe to the website or download the Tyranny of the masses mobile app." Said LeShawna showing her mobile. "We have polls about challenges and competitors. Remember, this season you're the masters. And it's really cheap," Leshawna's voice becomes a little awkward while saying that last part.
"Cheap, eh? I don't want to know what they call expensive," said Ezekiel looking at his mobile.
"My great uncle Larry invented mobile scams, before him people was usually happier. My grandpa disowned him and then he founded a videogame company, so sad," said Staci putting a hand on Ezekiel's shoulder.
"What a coincidence! my great Uncle Zachary was disowned after killing Uncle Cletus blue ribbon winning pig. I think everyone has a black sheep for two in the family," replied Ezekiel smiling at the compulsive liar.
"I hate this job," whispered Blaineley.
"Then made all of us a favor and quit," replied Anne Maira filing her nails.
"But more important," said Harold interrupting the tanned girl. "Today starts the votation to select the final challenge which will decide who will get the million dollars. There are only 18 days to vote, so buy it now and vote as soon as possible."
"Man, even the fee for the website is really expensive. My momma would kill me if I waste money like that," said DJ looking at the site with wide eyes.
"Your momma is right," said Zoey smiling, "even then, if Mike reaches the finale, I'll subscribe and vote, just to chose the easiest challenge for him."
Dave rolled his eyes, "There are better ways to support your boyfriend than spending a small fortune like that."
"I know, but I still have a lot after winning the 5th season. So even if wasteful. I'll do it." Replied Zoey, smiling proudly.
Blaineley just ignored them, cleared her throat, and then smiled at the camera. "Thanks Harold. Well, that's all for today's episode. Remember, keep voting because you all are the master of this season." She then sent a kiss to the camera. "*smack* goodbye."
Author Notes:
And just before the top 10 we had our 4th Aftermath. From now on, I expect things to become more hectic, but before that I hope you enjoyed this episode,
Did you like the segments? Which was your favorite guest? There are still some Total Drama competitors we don't know what they are doing, but we'll find out sooner or later, just stay tuned.
Immunity idols left: all used
D.A.M. Eliminations left: 2
Remaining players: Amy, Brick, Charlotte, Cody, Courtney, Duncan, Heather, Lilly, Mike, Sammy.
Eliminated: Cameron, Jasmine, Max, Lindsay, Dawn, Jay, Lightning, Charlotte, Beth, Cody. Zoey, Dramaman, Shawn, Alejandro, Sky, Topher.
As always, thanks for reading and I hope you like it.