Harry Potter Mini Crack Fics

by slytherinlibrarymole

One chapter a day unless I'm doing apology chapters for not posting anything else. the title says it all. Very short chapters unless I go on a rant. T because I gave up on monitoring which words of the English language I do or do not use.

53. Chapter 53

Day 53: Sunday, May 16th

Brief description of the Hogwarts Houses pt8

Objective: Win the House Cup

Gryffindors: We'll just wait until Harry potter does something cool at the end of the year for literally last-minute points, at which point we're all his friends again. Or Quidditch.

Ravenclaws: We're the smartest and we make sure we get points for it.

Slytherins: We've won for years. Of course we'll win.

Hufflepuffs: We're all winners, we don't need a pretty, shiny, wonderful, cup to show us that.