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Title card: Snow Bored
"I approve of the pun." said Luan.
"Looks like our first snow-themed episode." said Kotaro.
"Let's do it!" said Lynn.
[It is nighttime, and snow is falling. Inside, the siblings are watching the television news.]
Katherine Mulligan: "Good evening, everybody. Now stay warm and stay tuned. Because we'll have tonight's weather right after this."
Lucy: [wishing] "Oh, spirit in the sky, grant my wish."
Lori: [her fingers are crossed] "Fingers crossed."
Luan: [her arms and legs are crossed.] "Everything crossed."
"Hoping for a Snow Day, huh?" asked Sid.
"Yeah, we love playing in the snow." said Lincoln.
"Though some more than others." said Lola, looking over at Lisa who rolled her eyes.
Lily: [drinks milk from her bottle, burps and laughs.]
"Aww!" everyone gushed.
"It's so cute watching a baby burp." giggled Sid.
Lily laughed.
Lola: "I got my lucky rabbit's foot."
Lana: "I got my lucky booger. This baby got me through preschool."
"Ugh, gross!" gagged Jackie, everyone else cringing.
"Hey it did!" argued Lana.
Lynn: "And I got my lucky jock" [stretches it, slinging it into Lincoln's face.]
"That's even more gross!" gagged Mandee.
"Nasty!" exclaimed Carl.
"I know the feeling." Francisco muttered.
Lynn chuckled sheepishly.
Lincoln: "Ugh!" [to the viewers] "You may be wondering what the heck is going on here. I'll show ya'." [opens the front door and steps outside.] "See that? Snow, beautiful snow. And if it keeps coming down, we can be in for a snow day tomorrow. So tonight, we're doing everything in our power to make it happen."
"I can see why it looks nice out for some snowy fun." said Ronnie Anne.
"Sadly, not everyone will agree with that." said Luan.
"Whaddya mean?" asked CJ.
The Loud siblings looked at Lisa who rolled her eyes.
Luna: "Dudes! The weather's on!"
[Lincoln runs back in and cross his fingers.]
Patchy Drizzle: "Patchy Drizzle here. Takin' on the weather, myself. Rollin' up my sleeves" [rolling his sleeves up] "Takin' it on."
[The Loud kids watch it seriously.]
"What happened to Lily's hair?!" gasped Maria.
"I helped bathe her, so the hair was clinging onto her head." answered Luna.
Patchy Drizzle: "Better put on the old snowshoes, folks, 'cause we could be getting up to twenty four inches of Mother Nature's dandruff. I regret saying that." [takes a piece of paper] "Ahem. The following schools will be closed tomorrow."
The Loud kids: [hopeful] "Royal Woods! Royal Woods! Royal Woods!"
Patchy Drizzle: "Beaverton, Hazeltucky, Huntington Oaks and..."
[The kids look on in awe.]
Patchy Drizzle: "...that's it."
The Loud kids: [sad] "Awwww..."
"Oof, that sucks." said Casey.
Lola: [angrily] "WHY YOU LOUSY-!"
Patchy Drizzle: "I'm just kidding. You too, Royal Woods!"
[Aerial view of the house and the whole neighborhood; the kids start cheering and jumping up and down.]
The Loud kids: [excited] "HOORAY! WOO HOO! Snow Day! Snow Day! Snow Day!"
Patchy Drizzle: "Snow Day!"
"Wow, even Patchy's happy." giggled Sam.
"Everyone is." laughed Carlota.
"Is it just me, or does the Drizzle guy kind of sound like Chunk?" noted Tabby.
Everyone blinked, recalling.
"You're right. It's subtle, but our voices are similar." nodded Chunk.
"His voice also sounds like Flip's," added Ronnie Anne.
"And mine when I was younger," added Mr. Grouse.
"I recall that news guy from Lincoln's fantasy having a similar voice too," noted Liam.
"Trashy and Blarney too!" nodded the twins.
"And Kirby." finished Lincoln.
"Don't forget Jeff Miller." Clyde chimed in.
Joe, who was helping Ang put away the clean dishes, smirked when he heard that.
[Lisa appears and turns off the TV.]
Lisa: "This just in. There will not be a snow day tomorrow."
[Her siblings are surprised and stop cheering.]
"Why's that?" asked CJ.
"Did the weather people screw up?" asked Arturo.
"They do that sometimes." nodded Kotaro.
"Actually…" began Lori.
Lisa: "Once I spray my super strength salt across the city roadways, we shall have no trouble accessing school."
[They all boo at Lisa and throw pillows at her.]
"Seriously?!" exclaimed Paula.
"Party pooper!" scoffed Sergio.
All the kids gave Lisa upset looks.
Lola: [angrily] "WHY WOULD YOU RUIN OUR SNOW DAY?!"
Lisa: "Ahem." [pulls a chart down] "For every school day you miss, your brain functionality decreases by approximately point 0.006 %"
"That's possible?" Clyde asked in surprise.
David did some calculations.
"Yes, Lisa is correct." she said.
"That's your reason?!" exclaimed Ronnie Anne.
"Don't ruin Snow Days for everyone Lisa!" exclaimed Margo.
Before Lisa could reply, she realized something, and she felt stupid that she didn't realize it last year. "Family... I am afraid I have to drop my pride and call myself out. It wouldn't have mattered whether or not I used the salt machine." she said.
Lincoln said, confused, "Then... why'd you threaten to use it at all?"
Lisa's glasses glinted, "Because, the fact of the matter is: if you have a snow day so bad that school is forced to close, it must be made up later on in the year, no matter how long it lasts."
"So, that's why Spring Break was pushed back 3 days...!" exclaimed Lynn.
"I literally forgot about that little rule until we got back to school when the snow finally ended..." Lori groaned in disappointment, "Something we could've called the smarty pants out on, and we missed it!"
Lisa smirked, "Yes, that's quite a shame, isn't it? If only you were quicker on the draw..."
Lori rebutted, "So, maybe we don't have you there... but, considering what you did later, you can still be called out by us." Everyone wanted to know what Lisa did later. Lori said, while she and the siblings had an evil smile and Lisa looks around nervously, "Oh, I'm sure the episode will literally tell on Lisa if she doesn't want to confess. Speaking of calling someone out, where were you and Dad, Mom? When I looked in the kitchen, all you left us was a note saying you and dad wanted some alone time."
Rita and Lynn Sr. looked like they didn't want to talk about something that intimate in detail. Long story short, it was essentially a three-day getaway from the kids, leaving Lori to run the house. Lynn Sr. had spoiled Rita rotten the whole time, and those snow-filled nights were very passionate, indeed. They only heard about Lisa's snowball attack from Lori and the others that were attacked.
Rita said, "I... I plea the fifth on that." hers and Lynn Sr.'s faces burning red.
Seeing those faces, Albert decided not to say anything as he heard about their get-away.
Leni: "But Lisa, snow days are F-O-N, fun!"
"Not helping your case Leni." muttered Morpheus.
Lisa: [presses a button and the chart goes up.] "I rest my case. Besides, I fail to see how frolicking in frozen temperatures like a bunch of nincompoops is fun."
Lincoln: "What if we could show you how fun snow days can be? Then would you call off the salt?"
[The Loud kids agree with Lincoln and are excited to help Lisa]
Leni: "Yeah! F-O-N! F-O-N!"
The Loud kids: "F-O-N! F-O-N!"
"Wow, really?" Ronnie Anne deadpanned.
"We were caught up in the moment dudette!" exclaimed Luna.
Lisa: "Fine! But only because I can't stand to hear you spell erroneously."
[The Loud kids cheer as they walk off.]
Leni: [stops walking] "Wait, I thought we were spelling "fun"."
"How well do you think the plan's gonna work?" asked Rusty.
"From what we've seen so far, it'll work out before it splats on their faces." said Zach.
[The next day, everybody is getting out of the house to have fun in the snow.]
Lisa: "Okay, you've got four hours. Dazzle me or it's back to school for you truants." [puts on her snow goggles.]
"How hard is it to dazzle her?" asked Winston.
"It was like trying to make Flip look like a gentleman." replied Lola.
[Lincoln runs while pulling Lisa on the sled.]
Lincoln: "Woo! Sledding! What do you think, Lis?"
Lisa: "I think my buttocks are cold."
"Hey, it happens." shrugged Skippy.
[The sled hits a rock and Lisa accidentally gets off it while yelping.]
Lisa: "And now bruised."
"Sorry about that Lise." said Lincoln.
"You couldn't see the rock. I do not blame you." said Lisa.
[Lincoln finishes building an igloo.]
Lincoln: "Here's another snow day classic. Snow Fort! Come on in. You gotta check out the built in cup holders." [goes in]
"Sick igloo Linc." complimented Clyde, the two sharing a fistbump.
Lisa: "Hmm... lacks crossbeams, low baring walls, a solid foundation..."
Lincoln: "All choices that I made."
Lisa: "Hardly up to code."
[After Lisa touches the igloo, it falls apart.]
Lincoln: "It's collapsible too."
"Way to ruin his hard work!" scoffed Sameer.
"And that isn't good for your body if you're buried under so much snow." added Maria.
[Lana comes]
Lana: "How about letting old Lans take the reins?"
Lincoln: "Knock yourself out. My buttocks are cold. And bruised."
"Now I know how you felt." Lincoln murmured.
[Lana made a snowman.]
Lana: "Say hello to Mr. Twig Arms!"
Lisa: "Huh. So, what does Mr. Twig Arms do?"
Lana: "Uh... nothing. But, he's awful jolly."
"Yeah, the point of building snow people are for fun Lisa." said Lynn Sr.
"It gives your creative mind work, outside of inventions in your case." added Frida.
Lisa: Perhaps if you valued your education, you could build something with more pizazz." [presses a button and a robot appears out of the garage.] "Say hello to Mr. Reinforced Titanium Alloy Arms."
[The robot is searching for a target to destroy and thinks the snowman is the enemy and shoots lasers at Mr. Twig Arms.]
Lisa: "Sorry, I forgot he has jolly seeking lasers."
"Lisa!" exclaimed Rita, Lynn Sr., and Albert together.
"You ruined Lana's hard work!" exclaimed Frida, sobbing.
"My apologies, eighth eldest sibling." said Lisa.
"I know you didn't mean it." said Lana.
[Lola is ice skating.]
Lola: "Here's the returning champion, Lola Loud! About to execute a triple salchow!" [performs her triple salchow and sticks the landing.] "Come on, Lisa! It's your turn!"
Everyone applauded.
"Nice trick Lisa." praised Stella.
"Yes, really on point." added Howard.
"Why thank you." Lola beamed.
Lisa: [counting formulas] "Based on water density, air temp, and the weight of a small human, that ice should give way in 3, 2..."
[The ice breaks and Lola falls into the water.]
Lola: "Dang it."
Lisa: "Dang it's right. I was one second off."
"And that's why we don't skate on frozen ponds." said Rosa.
"Using a hose on the snow that's covering flat ground works better." said Principal Rivers.
"I'll keep that in mind." said Lola.
"You're not even trying to have fun." David said to Lisa.
"I just thought it was pointless." Lisa replied.
[Lisa and Lucy are making snow angels.]
Lisa: "What exactly are we doing?"
Lucy: "Playing corpsicle. It's my favorite snow game."
"I thought you were making snow angels." Bobby said in confusion.
"Must you always turn everything into something so dark?" asked Principal Huggins.
…
"Yes." Lucy replied. "Though, not all the time."
Lisa: "How do you win? By getting hypothermia?"
Lucy: "Yes."
"Hypothermia isn't a joke." Arturo said seriously.
"Sigh." said Lucy.
[Luan is holding a bucket full of snow.]
Luan: "Watch this, Lis. You're gonna love snow pranks."
[The two siblings walk up to Lincoln who is rebuilding his snow fort. Luan winks at Lisa, who is confused and puts snow balls on Lincoln's butt.]
Luan: "FROST BUTT!"
Lincoln: [panics and shivers] "Cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold!"
Luan: [laughs] "Oh, man. Classic Luan."
Lincoln: [still shivering] "Cold, cold, cold, cold, cold!"
Lisa: [researching on her phone] "Uh...as the famous Shackleton expedition has shown us, losing a buttock to frostbite is no laughing matter."
"LUAN!" Lynn Sr. and Rita exclaimed.
"How can you do this to him?!" exclaimed Albert.
"Lisa was right about that, that would make Lincoln lose his butt!" exclaimed Mollie.
"This joke is funny, but cruel." muttered Giggles.
Luan cringed. "Sorry Lincoln." she said.
"It's fine. Be thankful my butt's been numb since Kindergarten thanks to bus seats." Lincoln relied.
Luan: "Eesh, I'd really like to make a crack right now. But, it's snow time to be cheeky." [laughing] "Get it?"
Lisa: "Unfortunately, yes."
Lincoln: [still shivering] "Cold, cold, cold, cold, cold!"
"And you know, you're not the only one who used to do that." Lincoln told Luna before he looked at Ronnie Anne. "Is she Ronnie Anne?" he asked.
Ronnie Anne looked away. "Uhh…"
"Ronnie Anne?" Maria asked with a stern glare.
"Okay, okay, I did do that to him once, happy?" Ronnie Anne sighed.
Maria, Arturo, Rosa, Hector, Bobby, and Sid groaned.
"I don't do that anymore." she said before looking at Lincoln. "Back me up here."
"She doesn't, lay off her." Lincoln said in agreement.
[Lynn and Lisa are on a bobsled while their siblings watch.]
Lynn: "Representing Royal Woods in the World Bobsled Finals, it's Lynn and Lisa Loud! Oh, yeah!" [starts the sled on the slope.]
Lisa: "Woah, woah, woah... Stop!"
Lynn: [slips and accidentally lets the sled move away.] "Uh-oh."
"Uh oh." everyone said in unison.
Lisa: "I can't see this ending well."
[Lisa goes really fast and gets off from her sled screaming in panic and falls in the snow. Her siblings gasp and come to her location.]
"Lisa, were you ok?!" Rita asked in alarm.
"Fear not mother unti, the snow broke my decent." Lisa replied.
Lincoln: "Umm.. Snow angels?"
Lisa: "It's over, guys. Snow days are both pointless and a health hazard. Ergo, I shall unleash the salt."
Lisa's siblings: "NOOOOOOOO!"
Everyone was stunned. It was like Lisa had somehow taken all the magic and enthrallment out of a snowy day, without even trying to do it on purpose.
"Well, I hope you all understand now as to why I had objections to staying home on a snowy day. Though, I appreciate your efforts... almost all of them fell flat." Lisa was trying her hardest not to look at an arrogantly grinning Lana.
Lana said, evilly, "Hm... maybe their suggestions went south like a flock of birds, but you're forgetting about someone else." She was waiting for Lisa to admit her plan had worked. Lisa still refused to recognize Lana.
Lisa said, "Really? That's strange, I don't seem to recall anyone who could've possibly made me understand that snowy days could be fun." Lisa was playing dumb, unwilling to drop her pride. Lana and the sister knew, though.
Lana shook her head, "Are you really gonna sit there and play stupid when the episode's gonna tell 'em? I thought you were smarter than that..."
That struck a nerve. Lisa glared at Lana and said, "It was by sheer dumb luck that you got me to change my mind, Lana Loud! Furthermore, you have no room to judge intelligence!" She quickly facepalmed, and Lana's grin got wider.
Lana teased, "For someone so smart, you fell into my trap. Just like a mouse to bread."
Lisa rolled her eyes and said, "I will not dignify that with a response. Shall we resume, please?"
Lola said, "Oh, and uh... what was that about being one second off back at the ice, earlier?" getting in on teasing the genius.
Lisa said, "That will not be dignified with a response, either."
[The Loud kids complain at Lisa.]
Lincoln: "Aw, come on! Seriously?"
Lisa: "My decision is final. You cannot talk me out of it."
[Someone throws a snowball at Lisa.]
Lisa: [angry] Alright, who did that?"
[The Loud kids move away and reveal that it was Lana.]
Lana: "Aw, you finks!"
"Finks indeed." said Carl.
Lisa: "You've poked a bear, my friend."
Lana: "Haha. What are you going to do..."
[Lisa throws a snowball at Lana.]
Lisa: "Huh. That was actually quite satisfying."
"Oh so that's what Lana meant." said Benny.
"She poked a bear in a good spot." said Joey.
[Lisa makes another snowball.]
Lynn: [helping Lana up with Lincoln] "Here, Lana."
Lincoln: "Let's help you up."
[Lisa throws a snowball at Lana again, and the others as well.]
Lisa: "Hey, this is kind of..."
Lincoln: "...fun?"
Lisa: "Yes, F-O-N, fun."
[The Loud kids are having fun with snowballs.]
"Huh, so all it took was a snowball fight." mused Becky.
"Well at least Lisa's enjoying snow days." said Dana.
"Just wait until you see what happens soon." muttered Lori.
[Later at nighttime, Lincoln is blowing hot air at his hot cocoa.]
Lisa: "Hey, Lincoln. Thanks for today. You made a snow day convert out of me."
Lincoln: "Well, I'm glad you had fun. Especially since Patchy said back to school tomorrow."
[Lisa gets surprised and smiles.]
"I know that look." said Clyde. "What are you up to?"
"Wait and see, honorary male sibling unit." Lisa replied.
[The next day, the Loud sisters come into Lincoln's room while he is still sleeping.]
Lynn: "Lincoln, wake up! It's a snow day miracle."
"Ugh, did you guys learn nothing about barging into his room?" muttered Rusty.
"We were excited, you'd do the same with Rocky if you had another Snow day." said Lana.
"Yeah, But I'd make sure he was awake first instead of barging in." replied Rusty.
"Yeah, we're not all the exact same as you." nodded Rocky.
Lincoln: "Lynn, what are you talking about?"
Lori: [joyful] "Look outside!"
[Lincoln looks out the window to see it's another snow day.]
"Ooh!" everyone said in unison.
Lincoln: "What in the what? How is this even possible?"
"You watched Gumball?" asked Laird.
"Occasionally." shrugged Lincoln.
Lana: "Oh, my lucky booger worked again!"
"Gross." gagged Sid.
Lisa: [imitates buzzer] "Incorrect. I called some friends at NASA. They pulled a few strings, and a little cloud-seedding later, we have ourselves another snow day."
"Wow, you have friends at NASA?!" Sam asked in surprise.
"You'd be surprised how geniuses get around." said Lisa.
"That is so awesome!" Bobby said.
Lincoln: "That is awesome! Thanks, Lisa."
Lana: "Aw, I still think that was you, Lucky B." [Kisses her booger]
"Eww!" everyone gagged.
"I don't know what's more disgusting, that or Mattel's Thomas and Friends reboot." said Ronnie Anne.
Everyone shuddered and groaned.
"Oh god don't get me started on that." shuddered Lincoln.
"What the hell was Mattel thinking?!" exclaimed Lynn.
"Apparently, they weren't." said Rusty.
"Yeah, that whole "appealing to new and younger fans" blows monkey chunks." said Luna.
"You think?!" asked Lola. "When Lily saw that they did, she actually threw up!"
"So did Carltos." added Carl.
"Even Adelaide wouldn't want to watch it." said Sid.
"The Reverend Wilbert Awdry frowns upon that reboot." said Lucy. "Seriously, he said so himself when I contacted him after the announcement."
"DuckTales and Animaniacs did their reboots right." Stella.
"At least we'll always have the books and original show." said Paula.
And everyone agreed.
[Outside, Lincoln is sledding.]
Lincoln: "YEAH!"
[Suddenly, Lisa blasts snowballs at him and Lincoln crashes into a tree where a pile of snow falls onto him.]
Lisa: [laughs] "There's nothing like another whole day of lobbing frozen projectiles. WOO HOO! Snow day!"
"Jesus Lisa, that seemed a bit much." said Bobby.
"A bit would be sugarcoating it Bobby." said Carlota.
[Lana is making another snowman.]
Lana: "Ah. Even better."
[Suddenly, Lisa starts firing snowballs and makes holes on Mr. Twig Arms Jr.]
Lana: [gasps] "Mr. Twig Arms Jr.!"
Lisa: [laughs] "Look alive, Lana! Mr. Twig Arms sure doesn't."
"LISA!" Lynn Sr., Rita, and Albert exclaimed.
"That wasn't nice!" scolded CJ.
"Sorry Lana, I know you worked hard on that." sighed Lisa.
"Apology accepted." Lana replied.
[Lynn is riding her sled when suddenly Lisa appears on her own one.]
Lisa: "Hey, Lynn!" [busts out a snowball gatling gun] "Say hello to my not-so-little friend." [laughs as she throws snowballs at her sister.] Snow daaaaaaaaaaaaay!
[Lynn falls into Lincoln's fort.]
Lincoln: "Dang it."
"OK, you're going overboard now." said Miguel.
"And you ruined a good fort." added Liam.
"Looks like I was right." said Zach.
[Lisa comes by with a bazooka loaded with snow.]
Lisa: "Hey, guys! I want to show you my latest invention: the Ultra Snowzooka! Patent pending." [Looks around] "Guys? Where'd they go?"
"A snow bazooka?!" exclaimed Grant.
"I'm no weapons expert, but that looks pretty dangerous." said Fiona.
"That's because IT IS!" exclaimed Harold.
[The others are inside the house.]
Lincoln: "Sheesh! We've created a monster!"
"That's one way of putting it." said Dante.
Lori: "At least we're safe in here."
Lucy: "Yeah. It's not like she can bring snow inside the house."
[Lisa shoots snow at them and they yelp at their ambush.]
Lisa: "Behold, my latest latest invention! Indoor snow! Patent pending!" [Lisa starts shooting snowballs and laughs while her siblings run off terrified.]
"She's Frosty the Snow fiend!" exclaimed Sergio.
"Indoor snow?!" exclaimed Lynn Sr. and Rita.
"That won;t be good for the carpet when it melts." said Mrs. Johnson.
"And I doubt rock salt would help ether." added Norm.
[Lori is hiding in her room's closet.]
Lori: [to Bobby on her tablet] "Boo Boo Bear, Lisa is literally out of control." [pants in fear]
Lisa: [opens the door] "On the contrary, I've never felt more in control, or more alive!" [to Bobby] "She'll have to call you back, Boo Boo Bear."
Lori: "I love you."
[Lisa shoots Lori with snow, covering the phone's camera, and it shuts off.]
"That would explain a lot." said Bobby.
"That was scary." shuddered Laird.
"Yeah, like a horror film." nodded Nikki.
[Lana is checking outside of her room and runs to the bathroom. In the bathroom, Lisa shoots snow.]
Lana: [runs out of the bathroom with her dungarees down while screaming.] "Is nothing sacred?!"
[Lisa laughs evilly]
Seeing on-screen Lana in her panties made Lana and Skippy blush in embarrassment in awkwardness and Lola giggle.
"LISA!" Rita, Lynn Sr., and Albetr exclaimed again.
"You don't do that to someone in the bathroom!" exclaimed Rita.
"It's wrong on so many levels and completely violets their privacy!" added Lynn Sr.
"Then again, she does have her weird poop study." said Clyde.
Lisa nervously tugged her shirt collar.
[Lincoln and Leni are hiding in the fireplace.]
Lincoln: "We should be safe under here."
Leni: [holds a bag of brown nuts] "I brought chestnuts for roasting."
Everyone laughed.
"Good one Leni." giggled Luan.
Lisa: [up the chimney] "YOO HOO! Here's Jack Frost nipping at your nose!"
[Lisa shoots snow down the chimney.]
Lincoln: "Oh, shoot." [the snow covers him and Leni.]
"Jesus Christ!" exclaimed Girl Jordan.
[Lucy is hiding in the vent.]
Lucy: "That maniac will never find me here."
Lynn: [Shows up] "Mind if I join you?"
Lucy: "It's pretty crowded up here with me and the spirits. But I think there's room next to Great Grandma Harriet."
"Well at least she's letting you stay." said Chunk.
Lynn: [sits next to her sister] "Phew! Oh, safe at last!"
[A giant snowball is rolling towards Lynn and Lucy. They panic and run away from it.]
Lynn: "Move it, Grandma!"
[Snow splatters outside the vent as the Wilhelm scream is heard.]
"That was unexpected." blinked Stella.
"Did one of the ghosts just give out the Wilhelm scream?" asked Mollie.
Lisa said, with a wistful sigh and a smirk on her face a mile wide, "Ah, yes, good times... and shooting you all down was easy, much like doing it to a wounded animal. If you only had the penchant to dodge."
The Loud siblings complained at the same time, "IT WAS IMPOSSIBLE TO DODGE, YOU CHEATER!"
That made Lisa flinch.
The first one and twice-struck attacked, Lincoln said, "What the heck was that all about?! You don't just attack somebody on a snowboard with snowballs! What if they didn't have the agility and dexterity I had!? I guarantee they'd be hurt worse than I was if they crashed onto something!"
The second and second twice-struck victim, Lana spoke up, "Mr. Twig-Arms didn't deserve what happened to him! Secondly, like I said, was nothing sacred anymore?! I was trying to go to the bathroom! You don't interrupt someone doing their business! And I'm sure glad I wasn't naked, but thanks to you, everyone got a two-second look at my panties!"
Skippy is trying not to blush at that thought.
The third downed and third twice-struck victim, Lynn said, "Thanks for shooting me with your 'not-so-little' friend, Lisa. Totally amusing... now that I remember this, I meant to give you a little bit of 'revenge best served cold' for that, and attacking me in the vent with Lucy." Lynn was cracking her knuckles, making Lisa gulp.
"Not on our watch Junior." Lynn Sr. said sternly, making Lynn withdraw her knuckles.
The fourth attacked, Lori said, "If you were anyone else, Lisa, you would have been the world's first smartest human pretzel... patent pending." and she said that with acid in her tone. "Let me make this perfectly clear: NO ONE interrupts me when I'm on the phone with Boo-Boo Bear." Now, Lisa was starting to feel bad. "And literally no one calls Bobby 'Boo-Boo Bear' except me."
"What about that manager who banned you?" asked CJ.
"And Lincoln and Ronnie Anne?" asked Haiku.
Lori blinked.
"Those… those were different cases!" she said.
The fifth, Leni, replied, "It took me forever to get out of that snow! I wouldn't have got out without Lincoln's help!"
Lincoln said, "Yeah, no kidding. She didn't know what 'dig straight ahead' meant. It took me a good thirty minutes to get her to dig the right way..."
Then, Lucy, the sixth struck said, her rage making Lisa flinch, "I suppose you thought that it was hilarious to attack me in the vent? What if that snow buried me and Lynn alive? Not that I would have minded for me, but that's beside the point."
Lisa didn't consider that possibility, feeling worse now.
Lincoln concluded the rant from them, "Point is: you went WAY too far with it, Lisa. Also, fun is spelled 'F-U-N', for future reference."
Lisa said, getting defensive, "Oh, for the love of Sir Isaac Newton, how are any of you better than me considering you've gone too far a time or two yourselves? Get off your high horses!"
Rita cleared her throat, and said, "Lisa... I believe you owe them an apology for your snowball attacks."
Lisa tried to argue, "But, mother!"
Rita wasn't hearing it. She pointed to the group that was targeted by Lisa, and Lisa relented, "...Fine, then. Since none of you can seem to understand that I'm just a little girl with an impossibly large intellect, then I offer you my apologies. There, are you happy? Sorry for trying to have a good time with something I disliked."
Lisa felt Lincoln pick her up and hug her, "Hey, it's all forgiven, Lisa. Right?" The other sisters relented, and forgave her. "Now, anybody else have any complaints they'd like to add?"
No response.
"Good. Back to the video." said Lincoln.
[Later at night, the Loud kids are at the living room and wish to end snow days.]
Lucy: "Oh, spirit in the sky. End this madness."
Lori: [fingers crossed] "Please, please. No more snow!"
Luan: [arms and legs crossed] "Yeah, I can't take another day of this."
"Can't blame you for wanting to end it." said Polly.
Lily: [drinks milk from her bottle, burps and laughs.]
"Aww!" everyone cooed.
"Like Sid said, it's cute watching a baby burp." giggled Luna.
"I liked burping Lincoln when he was a baby." said Lynn.
Lincoln gave a small smile at that.
Lola: "How do you reverse a rabbit's foot?"
"You give it back to the rabbit?" shrugged Carl.
Lana: "Lucky B, You've gone too far!"
"Oh for the love of…" sighed Mollie.
Luna: "Dudes! It's on!"
Patchy Drizzle: "Well, no one saw this coming but it looks like we're in for another foot of snow tonight! And that's gonna mean...
[The Loud kids gasp.]
Patchy Drizzle:...School closings!'
[The Loud kids groan sadly.]
"Huh, usually it's the other way around." noted Girl Jordan.
"Giving what's going on, can't blame 'em." said Liam.
Lisa: "YESSS! Thank you, NASA! You punks ready for tomorrow? 'Cause my snow powered tank sure is!" [clicks a button]
[Outside, the tank sends more snow.]
Lisa's Siblings: "NOOOOO!"
"This is getting way out of hand." said Carol.
"At this rate, Leni will be the next Jack Frost." said Skippy.
"Or worse: Mother Nature." said Winston.
Lincoln: "Lisa, please, enough! You have to call off the snow day."
Lisa: "Sorry, bub. Cloud-seeding isn't exactly reversible."
Lincoln: "Then use your special salt!"
Lisa: "But I'm really looking forward to another snow day. You guys convinced me, they are F-O-N, fun!"
Lincoln: "I think we've had enough fun". [The sisters beg Lisa to call off the snow day.]
Leni: "Please! We gotta go back to school!"
Luan: "Bring on the learning!"
"Begging to go back to school, now I've seen everything." said Mr. Grouse.
Lisa: "Well, I'm quite crestfallen. But if that is the consensus, I'll submit to the will of the majority."
Leni: "So...going back to school?"
[Lisa nods and the sisters cheer.]
Leni: "S-K-O-O-L! S-K-O-O-L!"
Lincoln: "Thanks, Lis."
Lisa: "No problem, Lincoln. Best get ready for bed. School day tomorrow."
"Well at least that got her to stop Snowmageddon." said Chaz.
"Please, Snowmageddon would be at least up to their roof." said Hector. "Something like that happened once in '78."
Hector, Rosa, Albert, Sergio, and Mr. Grouse shuddered as that memory came back to them.
[The next morning, Lisa is sitting in her tank, which now shoots the salt.]
Lisa: [to the viewers] "Well, Houston, mission accomplished. My master plan was a major success. I'm pretty sure my siblings won't be wanting anymore snow days." [rises out of the tank] "And now that I've repurposed my snow tank to a salt-spraying, snow-melting de-icer, it's time for some real F-U-N, spelled correctly, I might add."
Lincoln said, amazed and awestruck like his sisters, "So, wait... you mean to tell me that all this time... it was... it was all staged? Your snowball attacks? Your wild behavior? All of it was..."
Lisa said, evilly smiling, "That is correct. All of it was nothing more than one giant frontage, and dare I say, you have all walked into my trap like mice to peanut butter. I lied about liking snow days, and you all took to it, just as I expected you would. Do what you will, mother and father, but I regret not a single instance of my scheme apart from potentially going too far and hurting them. Granted, I could have potentially factored out plastering my siblings with snowballs, but I feel as if that would not have pontificated my message enough since you clearly refused to believe that I could dislike snow days. Sad to say, the intended result did not stick for all time, but they left me alone about snow days after that. Next time, think before you try and force your ideals onto another being..."
Lisa bows with confidence, "The last thing I have to say is, 'acta est fabula, plaudite'." That meant, "The play has been performed; applaud!". When she got nothing but the sound of crickets chirping from nowhere, Lisa looked up to complain, but when she did she saw a bunch of stares from her siblings.
Lincoln asked Luan, "Does what Lisa did count as a prank?"
Luan said, unamused, "Yep. Considering she just confessed it all to be part of the act, I'd say it was a real elaborate prank, alright. You know, if I weren't retired, I'd gladly prank you back for that. At the same time, I can't help but begrudgingly respect her performance. It was Oscar-worthy acting, I'll give you that." Luan begrudgingly slow-clapped a few times, as did her siblings.
Lisa sighed, and said with more emotion this time, "Alright, fine! I don't deserve applause for that! I could've really hurt you guys with my act, that is true, but I was trying not to, I swear! While everything about liking snow days and snowball fights was nothing more than an act, you know I wouldn't dare have intent to maim or kill! Who do you think... never mind." Lisa quickly caught herself there. If she finished, that would've been, "Who do you think I am, Luan?", referring to her dangerous April Fools' pranks, and likely resulted in Luan getting angry with her.
Lisa continued a few seconds later, "Please. I understand you are not amused with my antics nor my clever scheme, but I beg you with more sincerity... I truly do apologize to all of you I have hurt that day, but if you had left me be from the start, I would have never done what I did. If you wish to have nothing to do with me because of it, then that is understandable, I suppose, but I cannot change what I like or dislike or human sexuality quite yet. I'm not that far into neurological modification, as hard as that is to believe, and every time I try, it usually ends up going completely wrong. That's another story, but you are my kinsfolk, my siblings... just like Luan never meant harm or malice with her pranks, I would never bring pain, disability, or suffering upon your person on purpose! I adore you, but you have every right to be sore with me."
Lisa went to walk away in shame, until Lincoln softly grabbed her arm and said, "I forgive you. We should've just listened, and we're sorry for that, too. Right, girls?" He said, to the sisters.
[Lisa makes the tank move forward and spray salt as her siblings follow her.]
Lisa's sisters: "School day! School day! School day!"
Lincoln: [to the viewers; confused] "Wait. What just happened?"
"You got hoodwinked." Ronnie Anne and Sid replied.
"No wonder you were cheering like a bunch of cheerleaders." murmured Mr. Grouse.
"Well, that was quite the episode." murmured Harold.
"Look Lisa," said Lynn Sr. "I get that you wanted to stick with school, but you can't ruin snow days for everyone else."
"And you were going extremely too far with your snow games, both inside and outside." added Rita.
"Even if it was all a ploy to get your siblings to want to go back to school, they still could've gotten hurt or even freeze their butts off." finished Albert.
"And as you mentioned beforehand, we would've made up the days missed because of the weather, even if there is a limit." said Principal Huggins.
"Indeed, it is school policy for all schools across the world." nodded Principal Rivers.
"But as Lori said, because of what you did, Spring Break and Summer vacation were pushed back farther and we had to start the school year several days later, making the first semester shorter." added Principal Ramirez.
Lisa sighed.
"You're all right." she said. "Siblings, and everyone, I apologize for everything. I should've remembered that the school days would've been made up regardless. And I couldn't control the weather anyway I choose for my own benefits. And I took my fun in the snow way too far without considering the conditions my family would've been in had they got hurt. I'm sorry."
Lincoln smiled as he hugged Lisa.
"As we said twice before, we forgive you." he said. "We're just glad you learned your lesson."
"But we're still talking about this when we get back, young lady." added Rita sternly.
"Yes Mother." nodded Lisa.
"Even after all of that, do you guys still like Snow Days?" asked Sid.
"Yep." the Louds replied.
"And I like them now too actually." Lisa added.
"Cool." said Ronnie Anne. "Now let's see what's next."
Everyone turned to the screen again.
In Joe and Ang's dimension, Joe was playing Mortal Kombat 11. He was using Cassie Cage against Cetiron.
At that moment, Ang rushed downstairs, her phone in her hand. And she looked worried.
"Joey, pause the game." she said seriously.
Joe did so. "What's wrong Ang?" he asked.
"Mom and Dad texted me." she said. "They said that there was a tear between our dimension and the Nightmare Realm."
"Oh jeez." muttered Joe. "Did anything escape?"
"Only a few beings." said Ang. "But some of the senior magic users are out looking for them."
"Oh, well that's good." said Joe.
"They also said to be sure that you haven't had any nightmares recently." said Ang. "Because if you did in the past two days, they'll come for you, no matter what dimension you're in."
"Got it." said Joe.
Then, Joe's eyes widened. He pulled out his phone to see what the next episode the Louds, Casagrandes, and their friends would be watching. He played when he saw what was next. He faced his sister.
"Angela, do they have a list of who escaped?" he asked.
Ang looked nervous.
"Yeah, why?" she asked.
"I need to check something." said Joe.
Ang texted Joe the list. Joe checked it. It was a small list, but one name on there made him pale.
"Oh shit…" he said.
"What? What's wrong?" asked Ang.
"We have to get up to my room and be ready to enter the dimension everyone is in." said Joe. "One of the guys on the list might come for some of them… particularly Lincoln."
"Ok." nodded Ang. "Let's hope we can deal with him or her."
"I hope so." said Joe. "You know what they say about nightmares; fear makes them stronger… and more deadlier."
Ang nodded as they ran upstairs, both knowing that after the next episode was done… they were all in for an unwelcome visit.
To be continued…
Done again!
I'll cover the whole voice actors thing during Season 2, particularly after NSL to calm things down during the break.
Up next, we check out The Price of Admission… and after what was said here, those from Royal Woods and Great Lakes City are in for a horrifying visit.
Special thanks to:
Fickleness16
LiamFitz20
Turnabout Of The Shadows
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