Harry Potter Mini Crack Fics

by slytherinlibrarymole

One chapter a day unless I'm doing apology chapters for not posting anything else. the title says it all. Very short chapters unless I go on a rant. T because I gave up on monitoring which words of the English language I do or do not use.

54. Chapter 54

Day 54: Monday, May 17th

Brief description of the Hogwarts Houses pt9

Objective: Getting ready for the Yule Ball, pt 1, boys.

Gryffindors: Fuck, I need a date, oh, can I borrow someone's hair gell? At Least my parents got me robes.

Ravenclaws: Alright, let's get down to business. I need to make it to the ball, make a nice showing, oh, did my roommate figure out a spell to make it seem like I'm interested in conversation while I'm actually reading?

Slytherins: Straight back, make a proud showing. This is a public event, they will all watch and judge, give them something worth watching, preferably positive.

Hufflepuffs: Come one, everyone! Let's all go have some fun!