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Here's the second part. Enjoy!

Disclaimer: see chap 1

Smash law 36: No one is allowed to borrow/steal Sephiroth's shampoo/conditioner for any intents or purposes. All hell will break loose either by the wrath of a One – Winged Angel on a bad hair day or by allergic reactions on handling a very complex chemical compound only meant for Sephiroth's scalp. – MH

Aside from being one of the most dangerous participants in the tournament, Sephiroth also is the one who has the most gorgeous hair, only rivalling Bayonetta. As one of the few male Smashers who has long hair (Terry was the other one, but his hair was tied in a low ponytail), it took hours to maintain his hair into shape (to avoid getting spilt ends). According to his fans back home, the Silver Elite, he uses a bottle of shampoo and conditioner every day in order to maintain its beautiful condition.

So, when a certain house leader and his assistant aka his partner in crime stole some of his stash of shampoo and conditioner in order to try it to a fellow house member, it will no go well for them.

Sephiroth, as usual, was stalking Cloud while the latter asks Mega Man to where Roy is. He knew that his Arch enemy tried to get away with him and began to devise a plan when he accidentally hears some voices at the back. Thanks to his mako enhancement, he could hear the following conversation going:

"Have you guys seen the Golden Deer House members?" Seteth asks Dorothea and Ingrid who are sitting at the table, eating some food. "The professors are looking for them."

"The last time I see them is they are at Lorenz's bedroom." Dorothea answered the man. "I heard Claude saying that he will try something on Lorenz's hair. I mean, he found Sephiroth's shampoo interesting."

"Wait, did you say Sephiroth's shampoo?" Seteth ask again. The two nodded. He only facepalmed as a reply. "I hope they survive his wrath if he finds out about this."

Sensing that it was only a ruse, Sephiroth immediately dashed his way to his bedroom and went straight to the bathroom when he arrived. He finds his stash of shampoo is reduced to half.

There, he hears a scream of agony.

"MY PRECIOUS, GORGEOUS HAIR!"

He knows who to pay as he bolted out of the bathroom.

"Lorenz, please calm down!" Claude tried to reassured his fellow house member. Lorenz is running in circles, screaming in pain as he felt the pain in his head. Lorenz used the shampoo as a test and as a result, his hair was began to fall down one by one at the same time he felt that his scalp is burning.

"What happened here?" Byleth rushed to them, with other smashers in tow.

"Well-" Hilda tried to explain to them when they felt cold shivers down their spine. Sephiroth is behind them, producing a menacing aura.

"So, you're the ones who stole my shampoo." Sephiroth said in a menacing voice. Claude and Hilda turned at his and fear was written on their faces when they saw him.

Chaos ensures.

-Next day-

"Were so sorry!" Hilda and Claude apologized to the one winged angel as they saw him. In fact, he's not in the mood today due to his bad hair day. Female Byleth is with them.

"Apology accepted." He said coldly. "But in exchange, I want you to tell me where Cloud is right now."

"Speaking of Cloud," Byleth began to speak. "While you were chasing Claude and Hilda yesterday, MH approved Cloud's request on accompanying Roy to his mission, so I'm sorry to say this but he is in Eos today."

Silence ensures for a few minutes.

"Shit."

-Somewhere in Eos-

"Atchoo!"

"You okay, Cloud?"

"I'm fine, Roy. Why I've got this feeling that Sephiroth will not leave me alone?"

End

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