CHAPTER 54: Saving! -Totally Not Kidnapping- Orange Brothers (Fandom: ROTTMNT, 2012 TMNT)

Sd'vnj, or Sidney, couldn't take it any more. Ey had grown up watching different versions of the show, including this particular one. But, as an adult came back to rewatch all of them. There were, of course, episodes ey wished to forget, second hand embarrassment and all.

Ey could bear the weight of this angst riddled conundrum. Ey could, until ey got transferred to this particular room.

"Oh my Void, why are you so dumb?!"

Eir fellow employee, young and in training, named Ty'oiu, although he preferred Sky, was more vocal about it. That didn't mean that both employees didn't feel the same.

"This is still better than 2012 TMNT," Ey said, "2012 Mikey is going to be so much happier with these guys."

What are they talking about, you ask? Why, what they just did a few hours ago, kidnap 2012 Michelangelo from his vaguely abusive "brothers" and drop him off with the ROTTMNT Turtles, all wrapped up with a bow and a note saying "I am lost, Please Don't Return Me. ;)".

Already there was an animation from another universe about the funny antics the five of them were getting up to. Which led to this moment of the two employees watching it in the back room and enjoying the fruits of their labor.

"Oh, oh! They're making their decision!" Sky exclaimed, pointing at the TV.

"I don't know guys, an alternate version of Mikey just shows up here with a note and we're just supposed to let him stay? His brothers will probably be worried!"

"Relax Raph, the note said don't return him, so, we shouldn't return him. Besides, having another brother will be fun!"

"No, Leo, I'm with Raph on this one, besides, where will he sleep?"

"If nothing else he can bunk with me, though I'm sure Miguel would love a roommate. I mean, just look at him."

The three turtles looked to where their brother was sitting with their potential brother, coloring.

"I don't know Leo, maybe we should just wait till Pops gets home from… whatever he and April are doing."

"I believe April said something about bowling at Walmart, so they will be a while."

While this conversation was happening, a very different one was happening close by. The camera zoomed in on the two coloring turtles.

"So… Mikey, what do you like to do for fun?"

"Hangin' out with my bros! Skateboarding, cooking, and playing video games."

"Cool!"

Awkward silence.

"...So, um, can I ask you a question?"

"Sure."

"So, like your Raph is super big, like, he must hit like a truck, right?"

The Michelangelo of this world sat, staring at his alternate counterpart for a moment, processing exactly what the question was.

And then it hit him. (like 2012 Raph)

"Your Raph hits you?"

"Yeah, I mean not too hard, or well… It's just 'cause I annoy hi- where are you going?"

Micheal abandoned his post next to Mikey, walking up to his brothers.

"Mikey? What's up?"

"He's staying."

"Micheal, we can't ju-"

"He's staying. His Raph hits him."

The brothers had varying reactions to this news.

"What? Like, what do you mean hits him?"

"I told you guys he wasn't going back! He's ours now!"

"I hit Leon all the time, doesn't mean I'm a bad brother."

"No, like, he seemed scared and asked me how hard our Raph hit. And he said his Raph hit him because he was annoying, but like I think he might have ADHD and if his Raph is how I think, he's just hitting him for having ADHD!"

All protests immediately stopped. Raph then led the charge as to who could hug their new brother first.

"You're never going back."

"Yep, You're ours now, Mikey."

Later, much, much later, when April and Splinter finally got back from their fishing trip at the local Costco, they found all five boys laying huddled in a pile fast asleep. Splinter had no idea who this newcomer was, or if he was just seeing double, but he smiled, and brought in blankets and pillows to lay on and around the five. He would have to hear the full story when they woke up, but, it looked like everything would be alright.

"Yes! Yes!" Sky cheered, jumping up and down in place.

Sidney just sat in satisfaction of a job well done. Then ey stood up, turning off the TV, saying, "Alright, back to work."

Immediately, Sky slumped, moaning, "But I want to watch more."

Sidney just patted him on the head and walked out, calling back, "There'll be more later!"

(Author-san found a prompt/headcannons of what would happen if the 2012 and Rise turtles met. This is off of the one that was "2012 Mikey just SCREAMING the second he sees Rise Raph. This can either be played as a joke, or genuine angst. Either way he is TERRIFIED. "HE MUST HIT LIKE A TRUCK!" "Y... your Raph hits you?" Can be found on tumblr, .com(/post /)631834564971692032( /nenjiisjfjdjsjwj-is-this-some)-fuckin-joke-i (Remove spaces and parentheses)

Or on teetlesandnimjas tumblr. Author-san really needed the fluff after so much angst and whump.)