if the emperor watched tts, my version

by evtrax

basically the emperor and the primarchs reacting to Warhammer fanfiction, with an oc of my making. I gained express written consent from the authors of the fanfictions I have the imperial family watch, as well as one of the guys (if not the original author) who wrote the original if the emperor watched tts on spacebattles. rated t to be safe

55. general fic updates and tts snippets

alright, i gotta say some things.

first, i am gonna try to get this fic back to its once a month schedule (this counts as this months update). second, i have not abandoned any of my fics, and i plan to write new chapters for my vannesa redemption hat in time fic, the warp and wakfu and kirby and the might of the ancients. My pheonix freed and bowsette tales fics are in the process of being beta read, so i am waiting for my beta readers to tell me what to fix, if anything. and for my nemetrix files fic, i have a few predators lined up, i havent typed them out yet but i will. thirdly, the khanite heresy is getting rebooted, on the recomendation of my warhammer beta reader Tanner151. while it is insanely unlikely that i will delete the original, not just because i have no clue how, i figure it would be good to post the khanite heresy tts examples from that story here.

now enough author babbling. heres some tts.

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first this is from Some Bloke on the alternate history site who actually inspired me to make a khanite heresy tts

Malcador: My Lord, the White Scars are rebelling.
Emperor: Khaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!

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now heres warp survival with magnus the red

in warp survival with Magnus, in response to why the space wolves arent chasing him.

Magnus chuckled, "Well, there stupid. I just have to lay down some false trails and they will follow them."

flashback

Space wolf starts sniffing and yells, "Hes this way". Space wolves charge and fall off a cliff

later a space wolf does the same sniffing and yells the same thing. They end up in Tzeentch's maze.

same thing, and they all charge with the subtitle of "Drunk Viking Rage." Beat, then they all run away screaming with the subtitle of "Drunk Viking Fear." One space wolf says, "This is like the 700th time we fell for this trick today!" Second space wolf says, "768th actually." First space wolf yells, "Nerd" then gets impaled by a khornite sword and he yells in pain, "My Spleen!"

end of flashback

also when magnus is critizing the inquisition heres his interaction with the guardsmen

Magnus: How are you even breathing right now?

Guardsman: That's a very good question.

(Guardsman randomly explodes)

Magnus (wide eyed): Moving on.