Harry Potter Mini Crack Fics

by slytherinlibrarymole

One chapter a day unless I'm doing apology chapters for not posting anything else. the title says it all. Very short chapters unless I go on a rant. T because I gave up on monitoring which words of the English language I do or do not use.

58. Chapter 58

Day 58: Friday, May 21st

Please tell me someone will get the reference!

Harry Potter: Hermione Granger is Flawless.

Colin Creevey: I heard her hair's insured for 10,000 galleons

Cho Chang: I heard she does wand commercials, in Japan

Ginny Weasley: Her favorite subject is charms.

Lavender Brown: one time I heard she met Viktor Krum on a broomstick… And he told her she was pretty.

Draco Malfoy: One time she punched me in the face… It was awesome.