(Echo creek) (Alternate Timeline)
The eight figures suddenly appeared at Britta's tacos, Dreamer and Mick toe to toe with the two Rhodes, Toffee next to a tree, Saturn in said tree, the ref hiding behind a cop car and Star next to the dumpsters, Saturn jumping onto Toffee's shoulders and shouting 'surprise!' hitting a hurricanrana
"Weapon, Weapon, gotta find a weapon" Star said digging through the dumpster, throwing a taco here and a knife there, finally finding a folding chair "oh yeah"
Goldust smiling wickedly before shouting "Electric destruction!" shocking Dreamer and Foley, all the while a certain group of teenagers walking to the establishment, three teens, one Marco Diaz, A Star Butterfly and a young woman who looked like a young Moon Butterfly, our Star promptly hiding behind a dumpster before Saturn and Toffee stood up
"Oh, Beautiful, Beautiful" Dust smirked "Cody can you take care of these two, I have a princess to dispose of, or rather….two"
Foley slowly getting up, then Dreamer, the two clotheslining Cody to the ground
"Luna's not a princess" this timelines star, who we'll call Prime Star, replied
"Oh, that's where you're wrong, my sweet, sweet caterpillar" Dust began to bite at the air unnerving the trio, meanwhile in the background Saturn and Toffee began to trade blows, a barrage of punches between the two before locking up, Cody kipping up and grabbing Foley and throwing him into the wall of the restaurant, then taking Dreamer and hitting a DDT onto the pavement
'Crap! Crap! Crap!', Moon panicked. How did he know who she truly was? That should be impossible! The only consolation was that Marco and her Star didn't know her true identity. It must remain that way! She had to get rid of this new character before he exposes her. Moon didn't want to use her own and unless it was absolutely necessary. If she did then she'll give them hell for exposing her.
Dust grabbed his stolen wand and pointed it at Marco "Straitjacket Beam" he smirked, Marco's hoodie tying around him tightly
"MARCO!" Luna and Prime Star shouted, Prime Star whipping out her wand only for it to be smacked out of her hand
"Subservient Beam!" Dust shouted shooting a beam at Foley, who got up, mouth now foaming and eyes milky white "Hold down Moon and Star"
"Wait….Mom?!" Prime Star shouted, Foley grabbing the two by the arms as Dust grabbed Prime's wand, now holding two "Cody….here's a gift from your older brother" Goldust handing the second wand to Cody, Dreamer getting up, forehead now busted open, Cody shooting a laser at Dreamer to keep him down
Saturn and Toffee began to chain wrestle, Saturn transitioning from the lock up to a headlock, then a waist lock followed by an oklahoma bodyslam, Toffee kipping up and started to stalk Saturn with intent
"I can't believe you lied to me, you lied to Marco…..when were you going to tell us?" Star asked, fuming,
What are you talking about?", Moon smiled nervously.
"Who are you?! Are you really 'Luna' or are you someone else!?", Star accused.
"I'm sure they mistaken me for someone else because I do look similar to you", Moon tried to reason. 'How did that damn golden creature know who she was?!', Moon fumed. He'll regret living once she was done with her!
"Yeah right! All of these weird things are happening when we just met you! Are you working with them or something?", Star shot back.
"NO! Then why would they grab me too?", Moon pointed out.
"Hmm, yeah I guess that's a good point but why did they call you Moon?"
"I already told you before! I look similar to you?", Moon yelled out. Why was her daughter so stubborn? Moon was then reminded of how stubborn she could be. Why did her daughter have to inherit her stubbornness! Moon hoped that she'll get out of this situation without compromising her cover.
"...Let's have a little bit of fun Cody" Goldust smirked "Narwhal Blast!" a gold plated narwhal shooting towards Marco
"I don't think so Missy. First of all you had diamond cheekmarks like my mom last week and you wore something my mom would wear! Now tell me the truth!"
"I'm telling the truth", Moon insisted. Before Star could give her reply, they heard a loud groan from Marco. To both of the girl's horror, he was being used as target practice by the two maniacs! They were pelting Marco with their spells. Moon felt a surge of anger flow through her. Not only have they ruined her cover but they were hurting Marco! Even though Moon only just met him, she felt a deep connection with him. Now she didn't care about her cover anymore. She just wanted to protect her friends.
"Stop it! You're hurting him!", Prime pleaded.
"Dustin I don't think we should be doing this" Cody said "The kid's already restrained"
"Shut Up! How the hell else are you gonna practice your spells? On Dreamer?" dust asked
"You'll stop it right now or you'll have a bad time!", Moon threatened.
"Ha what are you gonna do princess? Are you gonna punch us or use your wand? We know who you are, Moon Butterfly. Your absent minded disguise won't fool us", Dust taunted.
'Well my disguise is gone. There's no point in hiding the truth anymore', Moon cursed to herself. She had to use her magic but how? Her hands were being held by a brainwashed man. She had to resort to underhand tactics to win this! As they turned away from her briefly, Moon delivered a devastating kick to Dust's private area.
"Argh!" Dust reveled in pain, the brainwashed Foley releasing his grip on the two girls wrists, Dreamer getting up and throwing a punch at Cody, Toffee and Saturn locking up and travelling closer before Saturn threw Toffee into the wall of Britta's taco's,
Foley got up and swung at Dreamer
"What the fuck Mick! You're working for him now?" Dreamer shouted as Cody ran and Clotheslined Saturn who promptly kipped up, Toffee quickly getting up and then restraining Saturn
"Thanks for the save" Cody smiled "I'm gonna grab a Cholita you want anything?"
"Yeah i'll take an order of Cody needs to go f*ck himself" Saturn replied as Cody walked over to a short line of people, Mick putting Dreamer in a sleeper hold
Moon helping Marco and Prime up, an officer walking up to Dust
"Excuse me, you-" The Officer stopped when Dust pulled out a rack
"Here's a grand, I'll triple it if you shoot the blonde kid" Dust offered
"Oh great, not only is he crazy, he's rich….we're fighting Donald Trump!" Saturn complained, the officer pulling out a gun slowly
"NO!" Saturn shouted, breaking from Toffee's grasp and running in front of the trio of Teens as the officer shot, BANG, right in the arm. Saturn quickly going down from the impact, remarkably his mask hadn't fallen off
"You Shot Saturn…..here's 5 grand" Dust smiled, handing the crooked officer 5 Grand
'Did you just shoot him?!" Star asked outraged
"Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck" Saturn groaned, rolling in pain
"I….need to go!" the cop panicked, grabbing the money from Goldust and running away, that's it, Moon had had enough, while she may not know what was going on, she knew that there was TWO stolen royal wands and a masked man literally took a bullet for her daughter
"You're not going anywhere!" Moon stood up, to Prime and Marco's astonishment, grabbing her own wand "Raspberry Ribbon Lasso" a ribbon of light latching onto the officer, Saturn slowly getting up
"Impressive" Goldust smirked, Saturn shaking his arm a bit before cracking his neck, running and hitting a discus lariat on Goldust, the man clenching onto the wand as he went down, Sitting up and then getting up
"Ok….Time out" Saturn signaled
"Granted" Dustin nodded
"You mind if we go home and recoup" Saturn asked, as if this were a game to Dustin
"...you have 1 hour" Dustin replied
"...This is a game to you, isn't it?" Toffee asked
"Why would it not be? Is that not what a Jester is to do, play games with his adversaries" Goldust commented, a Portal opening and Festivia walking through
"Star, Marco, Moon" Fest signalled
"Festivia the Fun?" Moon asked as Saturn walked through the portal
"Yes, now are you coming or not?" Fest asked, Moon nodding and the trio walking through the portal to a dining hall filled with people, unicorns, pegasus, gems and sayians,
"Saturn!" Eclipsa ran up and hugged the masked man
"Eclipsa?!" Moon shouted
"Hello Moon" She greeted "Saturn Sweetie, you can take off your mask" Eclipsa said lifting the mask off revealing the half Mewman, Half Monster with Skull cheek markings, Purple hair, chalk white skin, purple pupils and fangs
"You're a Monster?" Moon asked shocked, why on Mewni would a monster help her and her daughter? "Why did you help us?"
"Because, you're family" Saturn explained
"Family…..what're you talking about?" Star asked
"...Saturn's my older brother" Fest explained
"That would mean, Eclipsa and Globgor had a child before he ate her" Moon reasoned
"Oh, Globby never ate me dear, I was crystalized" Eclipsa waved off
"That doesn't change the fact that you eloped with a monster and left your kingdom" Moon replied, quite cross
"Really?" Festivia shook
"Festivia your mo-" Moon was interrupted by the two butterfly siblings
"Keep talking shit" Saturn said
"See what happens" Fest added
"Saturn, Festivia, there are more important things we need to be dealing with" Eclipsa insisted
"You're right" Fest sighed "Two outta three wands are in the hands of Toffee's faction, who are planning god knows what, Saturn got SHOT…..as much as I hate you being a racist BITCH, we need to work together"
"Fest is right" Saturn nodded "Where's Glim, She's probably freaking out"
"In her makeshift office dear" Eclipsa answered, Saturn nodding and running away from group
"Can someone please tell me what on Earth's going on?" Marco asked
"Sit down Marco…..this may take a while" Fest motioned to an empty booth
(Echo Creek Prime)
Cody sat at a picnic table with Dust, Toffee, the Brainwashed Cactus Jack, a tied up Tommy Dreamer and the Officer sat with him
"So….you guys are aliens?" The Cop asked
"For the last time no….we're trying to stop an alien invasion" Cody said a Portal opening and the bucks, Dragging an unconscious Kenny behind them
"And reinforcements have just arrived!" Dust clapped "Why is the bout machine unconscious?"
"He's on the Mooni's side" Nick groaned
"I can't believe we used to work for that Globgor freak" Matt said
"I can't believe he was able to hide for 300 years!" Nick commented
"...You got handcuffs?" Matt asked the officer who nodded and walked to his car
(MECCW, Makeshift Office)
Glim rocked back and forth on the floor as the door creaked open "Saturn?!" She hopped up hopeful
"Yeah Babe, it's me" Saturn smiled, the two embracing
"Are you alright?" She asked
"I'm Fiiiine" Saturn replied as a certain blue haired princess walked in, Saturn released his hug and turned around
Starlight looked up "Oh, hey Moon, when did you get here?"
"Did that Warnicorn just talk?" Moon asked
"Moon, meet the love of my life, Starlight Glimmer" Saturn introduced
"You want something to drink?" her horn glowed and a mini fridge opened showing cans of different beverages "We've got Slurm, Pepsi, Poop, Beast Energy, Bang, and Nuka Cola"
"Did you just open that door, with your horn?" Moon asked
"what do you expect me to use it for? a melee weapon?" Glim asked
"That'd be dope as fuck" Saturn commented
"You think so?" Glim asked
"...Where in the multiverse am I, and who was that golden creature?" Moon asked
"That was Goldust, also known as Dustin Rhodes, and he's a human who was mistreated as a gladiator" Glim began "He stated seeing MECCW...my wrestling company flourish with Saturn main eventing and he wanted the gold, his brother for some reason teamed up with toffee to segregate the multiverse"
"Which, probably isn't a big deal to you, but to my family, it is, I got alot of friends that are different species and I ain't throwing that out" Saturn explained "My Marefriend's fucking gorgeous, My sister's witty and smart, and they just want to tear them from me, tear newfound families and friends away from eachother"
"Racist assholes" Glim muttered holding onto Saturn's waist, Saturn wrapping his tail around Glim
"I know Glimmy, I know" Saturn comforted his marefriend "Moon we're gonna get your wand back and Star's"
"In the meantime, we need to get the show running" Glim stood up "Saturn, we've got some work to do, climb on" Saturn nodding and climbing onto his marefriends back
"Moon, you can come too" Glim looked back, Moon nodding and walking beside the two
"So, Saturn could you explain a bit more? I'm kind of lost" Moon admitted
"Sure…..Where should I start?" Saturn asked
"You could start with MECCW" Glim looked up at her boyfriend on her back
"...Glim here disguised herself as a Human and summoned a triangle dude to set up a wrestling show, people from around the multiverse all were chosen" Saturn explained, quite poorly "Glim was looking for somebody to take care of her rival, Twilight Sparkle"
"Saturn fit the bill….and after a while we clicked" Glim smiled "Luckily, we settled our differences, but there's more important issues now"
"The Lizard" Moon said "How are we gonna get the wands back?"
"I'm gonna need some chairs, 2X4's, a trash can, and a table" Saturn suggested
"Or…..we could charge in together" Glim said "Solaria donated a few Swords"
"No, I love grandma but i'm not using the weapons that killed my cousins and ancestors to kill a septarian and two humans!" Saturn sighed "Glim, I like the Idea of us charging in together just….without the weapons that literally massacred my family"
"Ok" Glim nodded, the three travelling to the cafeteria, Festivia, Star and Marco sitting at a table,
"Hey guys" Glim waved
"Glim, glad you could make it" Fest waved back as the two trio's met
"So, what do we do?" Star asked
"Well, I for one am gonna go change into something more flexible, I suggest you guys run to a home depot or something and pick up some stuff to hit these motherfuckers with" Saturn said
"Saturn….Can I pick out your Outfit?" Festivia asked
"Fine with me, Glim, are you ok with the squad?" Saturn asked
"Yeah, I'll be fine" Glim nodded, the two Butterfly siblings walking away, Bill appearing behind Glim
"Hey Purp!" Bill said
"Bill, What's up?" Glim asked, the interdimensional creature closing his eye and Glim's horn glowing
"...Woah, I dunno, I mean it is Saturn, I think he'd be up for it" Glime Nodded, Bill disappearing "Good news, you're wand will be back in no time!"
(Dressing Room - 5 Minutes later)
Saturn sat on a bench as Festivia rutted through drawers
"So, what were you thinking?" Fest asked
"Something more loose, less weighty and with something fucking dope on it" Saturn said
"...I GOT IT!" Fest grinned, throwing a pile of Clothes at Saturn who left the room and went across the hall to a bathroom to change
When he came back he was wearing black Gucci windpants, a pair of wrestling boots, a Saturn Butterfly shirt and a gold chain
"How do I look?" Saturn asked
"Awesome" Fest smiled, Saturn revealing over in pain, his Sister running to him "Saturn, don't tell me you're Shifting again….not now!" she held onto him and the duo of Butterflies disappeared
(Butterfly Castle - BallRoom - Era of the Fun)
The room was very similar to the old ECW arena, the carpet was dark red and so were the drapes, the ring from the arena then appeared, then the fans and commentators, then the group of heels, Toffee, Goldust, Cody, The Bucks, A brainwashed Mick Folley and the Officer from earth, surrounding a tied up Omega and Dreamer
"What the hell?" JR shouted as he, Eclipsa and Taz appeared at a commentary booth
"Where the fuck are we?" Taz asked
"This is the Ballroom of Butterfly Castle" Eclipsa explained as the fans and bleachers appeared
"MECCW! MECCW!" they began to chant before the heels appeared
"...We went off air" Taz said, checking his phone, a message popping up "we're back on! Now?!"
"We can hear you dipshits" Cody said
"WE WANT SATURN! WE WANT SATURN!" The crowd chanted
"It doesn't matter what you idiots want!" Goldust shouted into a golden microphone, a servant peeking into the room from outside
(Butterfly Castle - Dining Room - Era of the Fun)
An older Festivia, around 14 or so sat at a long table dining with the Magic High Commision, Saturn and our timeline's Festivia appearing, both holding MECCW Microphones
"Saturn" Festivia said, pointing at the Magic High Commission
"Oh great the Committee of Racist Liars" Saturn Sighed
"We're not racist." Rhombulus objected.
"Oh come on, let him think what he wants." Hekapoo said, before rolling her eyes at
Rhombulus's snake arms making a mess eating.
"Hey, can't you just shut up?"
"Can't you just eat without covering yourself in whatever's unlucky enough to have to be touched by you?"
"Hey now why don't you just-" Rhombulus and Hekapoo started fighting, and Saturn facepalmed while Festivia was just annoyed by the commission's antics.
"Oh come on, can't you do anything seriously?" Festivia asked
Festivia broke the two apart with her wand
"That's enough of that."
"Sorry Princess." They said, Hekapoo unfazed, Rhombulus covered in burn marks.
After the older Festivia broke up Hekapoo and Rhombulus, The two girls looked at each other like they saw a ghost. In a way, they were seeing a ghost. There was no silence.
"Who are you and why do we look the same?"
"You're me and I'm you."
"How does that make any sense-I'm not even going to argue with myself. What is this? A movie?" She glared at Saturn.
"What did you drag me into?"
"I do-"
"Of course." Meanwhile, the other Festivia was gazing at the other her. It was pretty spot on, she thought. It was actually like looking at a video of a younger her. It made her want to be younger again, when things were different and there wasn't so much responsibility packed into her days.
"Why's she starring at me?" Fest asked
"It's probably her first Rodeo" Saturn shrugged "...should we tell her?"
"If you do, she's gonna be distraught"
"you're right sis..." Saturn sighed
"Tell me what?" the timeline's resident Festivia asked
"Mom, isn't really your Biological mom…." Fest revealed to her older counterpart "Shastacan adopted you, us….from a pie Island Caravan, oh and Rhomulus crystalized her because she was married to Globgor, they had Saturn, or in your timeline Meteora" Rhombulus jumped out of his seat
"How do you know th-" he shouted before Hekapoo tackled him
"That's asinine!" The older Festivia cried
"...told you she wouldn't believe the truth, she's been raised by these dipshits" Saturn said "I know for a fact Omnitraxius knows who I am and he doesn't have the guts, you think we want to be here? I can't control it, if there wasn't a war for multiple dimensions i'd be sipping martinis and wrestling John Cena and Kenny Omega, but magic works in strange way-"
"That's not true, I don't even know you people. Of course she was my biological Mom, you guys don't even know what you're talking about. I doubt you've even met her." the older festivia answered
"I've never met her? The screensaver to my phone is My Mother and Sister" He pulled out his phone and showed a picture of himself, Eclipsa and Fest standing near a ring
His phone began to ring, switching to a screen that said 'MOM' in all capital letters
"Here, you answer it" Saturn said handing his phone to the timeline's Festivia who answered it on video call
"Sat- Oh hello Festivia, can I see your brother really quickly? It's urgent" Eclipsa said "Please?"
The crowd in the background shouting curse words, one individual directly behind eclipsa held up a replica belt and wand, next to him was a slime woman holding up an undertaker sign
"Once we get done, there will be no more of this MECCW idiocy, you humans and Mewman's will go back to Earth, the ponies will go back to Equestria, and Mewni will be rightfully ours!" Toffee said into a mic in the background
"Hey Eclipsa, you freaky dyke, hang up you're instagram live and do your job!" Cody shouted "You're on the bullet club's time now"
"I don't know how much longer they'll be held off Festi, please hurry" Eclipsa said, a fan running into the dining room from the bathrooms
"Saturn…..the Bullet Club's in the Ball Room" the fan alerted the group
"Th-this ballroom? Alright" Saturn nodded, running out of the room, his sister following before turning to her counterpart
"You gonna stand there or are you gonna come with us and kick some ass?" Fest asked
(BallRoom)
"You fucking freaks disgust me!" Cody rattled off in the ring "We won't have to deal with you much longer"
"YOU SUCK!" the crowd shouted in unison "SATURN! SATURN!"
"Don't you get it? He's not coming! The Great Saturn Butterfly has FAILED!" Toffee proclaimed
(Pop Out - Polo G & Lil TJay)
Saturn walked out to the crowd before approaching the commentary desk, grabbing a microphone and beginning to talk
"Cody Rhodes, Goldust, Bullet Club, what do you know about hard times?!" Saturn inflicted, the crowd shouting
"He's not" Taz' Eyes widened
"What?" Eclipsa asked
"You see, Hard times is seeing the sons of Legends turn around and whine about how the butterflies took their spot in the wrestling world when really the McMahons were using em as a joke, meanwhile every day I bust my ass for this company and for the multiverse, I still get death threats every day for being different, I get people telling me I should be HUNG for being who I am, you wanna talk about hard times? Hard times is when you time travel and dimension hop uncontrollably with your sister, and have to tell her counterpart to her face that Eclipsa ain't her Biological mama, daddy…You don't know nothing about hard times, riding the coattails of the son of a plumber!" Saturn said "You wanna know what hard times is Cody? Look at that woman right there, my mother has been through more than you'll ever know, forced into royalty with Lawler, Death threats a many, assasination attempts to this day! Your father said hard times breed better men, you say that the butterflies and mcmahons took everything from you!"
"You don't get it do you? I had to crawl to get a match on that card against Solaria, and I beat her ass, What people Expect me to be, is a sidekick, a sidekick to Kenny, to Mina, to some halfwit halfbreed indy darling that did CPW shows against MJF and Nick Gage? You're a comedy circus freakshow act who has no business in wrestling….and yet you think you're gonna be the face of Wrestling? You think you're gonna be Hulk Hogan or John Cena, or Bruno Sanmartino? You're a joke, so's your so called si-" Saturn ran into the ring and hit Cody with a crossroads followed by an Atomic elbow
"Saturn hit Cody with His own move, and then his father's!" Taz said, Saturn getting up and goldust punching him in the gut, dropping to his knees and hitting him in the chin, Toffee coming behind Saturn and hitting a dropkick, making him fall to his knees, where the two young bucks ran to the ropes and then hit saturn with a Superkick.
"Your heroes have fallen!" Toffee smirked
(Dining Room)
"I said, are you coming to help or not?!" Festivia shouted at her older self
"...Of course" the older Festivia nodded
"No way" Hekapoo said "You have no idea what's going on in there!"
"There's Monsters and Rogues in there!" Rhombulus added "And Eclipsa!"
"All the more reason to go! But if you don't want me to go alone, you could come with" The older Festivia said
"Fine" Omnitraxus sighed the five following Fest to the ballroom balcony where they saw Saturn getting jumped, one superkick later and Saturn is on the ground conscious but being held down, the younger fest leaving
"Your heroes have fallen!" Goldust smirked "Kenny Omega! Tommy Dreamer, Hulk Hogan, Festivia and now the great Saturn Butterfly!"
"Wait, I think it would be safer if we brought in the reinforcements" Toffee suggested
"Actually, that's a wonderful Idea!" Goldust nodded, an orchestra beginning to play, Cody slowly getting up
(Great Gates of Keiv)
"Oh no" Eclipsa and Taz sighed before looking at eachother "You hate him too?"
"That's my best friend you're talking about!" JR objected
"Shastacan's your best friend?" Eclipsa asked as Lawler walked out, Rob Van Dam and Sabu followed behind him with a chair in hand, Lawler with Mic in hand
"Look at this beautiful Sight! We got the traitor handcuffed to the ring and knocked out, we got the face of Extremely Crappy Wrestling tied up, we've got four very talented young men in the ring, and we got the freak himself being held down, you enjoying the show eclipsa? Have a snookers before you go sleeping around!" Lawler cackled before throwing a candybar at her
"King's gone too far this time!" JR shouted
"You're probably wondering what i'm doing here….well when I heard Cody's story I had to help him take out these insufferable Butterflies, I mean, I was screwed over by them and ECW, he was screwed over by Globgor's 'Bullet Club' in Japan and ofcourse Saturn" Jerry Lawler said "I'm all in with the New Bullet Club!" he took off his vest revealing a Bullet Club Tshirt with a crown on the skull "And I brought some backup! Mr. Monday Night ROB VAN DAM himself and of course the Homicidal, Suicidal machine and nephew of my friend the Iron Sheik, SABU!" Lawler spoke as the pair of ECW original's posed, Lawler climbing into the ring and getting in Saturn's face "How's the bigtime kiddo? And you!" Shastacan walked up to Dreamer who was tied up "How'd you feel when you beat me with that Singapore cane mister dreamer? Oh let's not forget about Eclipsa, running away from her country to partake in some unholy acts…..you having fun sweetheart? I sure am!"
Sabu pulling Eclipsa out of her seat, RVD throwing a chair at her which she caught
"MOM NO!" Saturn shouted, Lawler stepping on his head to keep him down
RVD then spin kicking the chair and thus Eclipsa, making her fly backwards, Sabu then grabbing that chair, Setting it up only to run up it and hit a leg drop on Eclipsa
"Cody? You doing alright?" Lawler asked, Cody nodding
"I'm fine" He smiled, Saturn slowly getting up, making lawler fall to the ground, then sliding through the ropes and running at Sabu and RVD, grabbing them both by the throat and hitting a chokeslam, the crowd popping
Saturn then turning around and looking straight at Lawler who backed up in fear, Toffee rolling out of the ring and walking in between Lawler and Saturn, JR getting out of his Seat and helping Eclipsa out of the area, the two beginning to trade blows
"Jim, we need to find Festivia and whichever Queen runs this timeline" Eclipsa said
"Mom?" the younger Festivia asked "Is everything alright?"
"You're father's goons attacked her, he's running the New Bullet Club" JR explained
"Come on mom, i'll take you to this timeline's me" Fest said, grabbing her mothers arm and leading her to the balcony
"Look who I brought!" Festivia said to her counterpart
"...Hello sweetie" Eclipsa said sitting down as a familiar purple unicorn with a scraggy mane walked through a portal
"ECLIPSA! Are you ok? You!" She starred at the high commission
"I'm fine, it's Saturn you should be worried about" Eclipsa said
"...no, he's got this" Fest spoke up "Mom, you've seen what he can do, and would this really be what he wants? You making Glim ring the bell?"
"It doesn't matter what he wants, i'm his mother!" Eclipsa replied
"That's the same attitude Grandma had towards you and Globgor….how'd that turn out, now you can either support him, or you can go against what he loves" Fest said
"The time he gets injured is the time he leaves this company and never sees you again Glimmer" Eclipsa said as Saturn continued to fight off the bullet club's resident mind and muscle, Dreamer beginning to struggle in his ropes, before jumping up and wrapping his legs around Toffee's neck and then flipping backwards, throwing him into the air
"Take a look at that frankensteiner!" Taz commented, The rhodes brothers slipping out of the ring as Tommy Dreamer slipped out of his ropes and walking towards Lawler, who turned around, Dreamer punching him in the stomach and then grabbing him by the waist, hitting him with a piledriver, Saturn climbing into the ring and extending a hand to his personal hero, the man grasping it and pulling in Saturn for a hug
"ECW! ECW! ECW!" the crowd chanted as the villains began to retreat, Saturn then leaving the ring and grabbing a microphone "You know, once this is all done, i'm coming for my belt, so I can be a four time MECCW Hardcore champion"
"MECCW! MECCW! MECCW!" the crowd chanted, Saturn leaving the room only to be met by the group that was on the balcony, Glim and Eclipsa pulling him in for a hug
"Saturn, you need to retire….." Eclipsa said
"No I don't!" Saturn said "Who else is gonna fight for the people"
"...we have other warriors on our roster Saturn, after this show, you and I, we're taking a vacation, then…..I'm releasing you from your contract" Glim said
"Glim…..no" Saturn teared up, releasing his grasp
"Saturn, it's for your own good" Eclipsa said, Saturn storming off
"Where are you going?" Eclipsa asked as Saturn opened a portal with some dimensional scissors
"My room, my Impala needs an upgrade on it's muffler" Saturn said
"He lives in his garage" the younger fest told her older counterpart, Saturn leaving and the portal closing behind him
"What's a garage?" Hekapoo asked, everyone from that timeline shrugging
"Ok, enough Chatter" the older Festivia said "Eclipsa, are you my mother?"
"..." Eclipsa sighed "I am not your mother and Shastacan isn't your father, and the Magic high commission are lying thieves who play into Xenophobia"
"What do you mean you're not my-" It hit Festivia like a bunch of bricks. She had seen pictures of Shastacan in full garb, and now seen him in person, casually dressed, and he didn't look anything like her. Eclipsa didn't either.
"He gave my real child, Saturn, to Earth because he was half monster, and replaced him with you. I'm sorry Sweetie. You're far from the only one who's been sucked into the commission's lies."
Rage flowed through Festivia's body. She picked up an empty glass bottle and threw it at a poster with Shastacan's face on it.
"Shastacan is a b-"
"I've had my share of his games." Eclipsa picked up another glass bottle by the neck with the tips of her fingers and pitched it at the poster.
"I was forced to marry him, even though I had a boyfriend. Problem was he was a monster."
"Your Boyfriend is a monster?"
"Husband now. Believe me, Globgor isn't savage."
"You married the king of monsters?"
"Who did you think Saturn's father was?"
"I didn't think about it. I wouldn;t have thought of the king of monsters."
"He's actually quite charming. But then Shastscan wanted children. I wasn't about to do..."
"You don't need to elaborate."
"Alright. So he wanted children. I refused, and he didn't like being told no. I ran away with
Globgor. We lived with some other monsters, but we knew I'd have to pick sides eventually, because Mewni went to war with the monsters."
"Believe me I know."
"Still waging is it?"
"Yup."
"Well that's pretty much it Sweetie."
"That can't be all of it."
"Well Globgor and I got married and...as for Saturn...that's a complicated explanation."
"Clips, we need you on commentary!" Taz walked up to the group
"Actually Taz…...I'm gonna be ending the show early tonight" Glim stated
"Is that warnicorn talking?" Festivia asked Eclipsa
"That's my boss and Saturn's Girlfriend" Eclipsa explained "Again, a complicated explanation" Glim trotting away and then entering the ring
"Everyone…..i'm cutting the show short tonight, there's alot of things going on that I cannot control, I hope you all have a good night, you're money will be given back to you….I don't want any of you to get hurt" Glim said into a mic "ontop of that….we're vacating the Title for security reasons….I'm sorry" Glim slid out of the ring and walked up to Eclipsa
"Saturn's texting me…..he's in talks with the WWE right now" Fest said
"...No, tell him he's not allowed to wrestle, not here with his girlfriend, not for the Mcmahons, Not for anyone's amusement" Eclipsa spoke up
"...Eclipsa, you realize that he's the hottest thing this company has, you do realize without him YOU would still be crystalized?" Glim asked "My boyfriend is going to work for a rival company that slanders mine, he's angry right now, Raw's later TONIGHT, you don't think he's gonna publicly insult you? Insult MECCW for letting him go?"
"I hadn't thought of that…." Eclipsa commented
"He's at Madison Square Garden right now…." Fest said "Mcmahon told him he's gonna wrestle Cena tonight"
"He just fought of Shastacan!" Glim shouted "He's not even under contract! Eclipsa, this is your fault, so you are going to madison square garden and getting Saturn back!"
"Uh….guys?" Fest pointed to a cameraman
"Steve!" Glim shouted "How long have you been recording?"
"Since you left the ring….." The man said
"So everyone knows he's gonna be on RAW!" Glim asked "I can't with you, I just can't….I want to fire you but that would make Saturn upset"
"Fine, i'll go to this garden and get Saturn" Eclipsa said 'Would anyone wish to accompany me?"
"I'm going back to the castle, Grandma wants to show me something" Fest spoke up
"I believe that's for the best" Eclipsa nodded
"I'm going too, I got him into this mess, I'm gonna get him out" Glim commented before opening a portal to the garden's back entrance, Saturn's Impala parked outside, now with a new muffler, Eclipsa walking through before glim trotted in, the backdoor opening and Saturn walking out
"You're really doing this?" Saturn asked "I saved Mewni by wrestling, we met through wrestling, I met both of you through wrestling…..I get hurt sometimes, everyone does, i'm a 3 time champion, I've defeated Kane, Kenny Omega, Twilight Sparkle….I beat an alicorn mom, all without a wand, why do you wanna cut me from my contract? So you can be crystalized again…..because the only reason you weren't crystalized as soon as the show ended, was because it's in my contract" He said, holding up a slip of paper "Also, you can't stop me, it's a magic contract, it bypasses legality in united states courts, why do you think we can't fire Shastacan?"
"Saturn please stop this, I'm doing this for your own good!" Eclipsa shouted "I love you, Saturn, please stop"
"Sat- Connor, I don't want you to get hurt" Glim added "Not again"
He stood up and sighed, looking at glim, and then Eclipsa, then at the ground, tears beginning to drop "I don't wanna disappoint people, the rings the only thing i've got…..now I've disappointed my mother"
(Mewni - Butterfly Castle)
Goldust sat in the war room fiddling with the title belt, Cody with a crown on his head sitting on a stool in between Toffee and Lawler, RVD doing an illicit substance we can all guess, Sabu doing push ups and the others not to be seen, a hidden camera on the roof surveying them to the pay per view
"Come in real quick" Cody said "I wanna take a selfie" the group gathering around before Cody took a picture and Tweeted it
The a knock being heard on the door behind them
"I'll get it" Goldust said, opening the door to see Dreamer with a chair in hand and a referee at side, the innovator slamming the chair across Goldust's head knocking him out clean, the referee seeing him go down and calling for a bell, grabbing the bell and giving it to Dreamer, the man walking away as the Bullet Club checked on Goldust, Cody opening a portal and sneaking his arms through, handing Moon and Star their wands before closing it
The camera going out on the pay per view afterwards
(Madison Square Garden)
"Hey Saturn….I believe this is yours" Dreamer said, handing the big gold belt to him
"This is a joke isn't it?" Saturn sighed "Tommy, You're the champion now" before looking up "I'm retiring"
"That's not what I meant, Saturn….I want to Retire this version of the belt in memory of you" Dreamer said
"Is that ok?" Saturn asked Glim
"It's your belt" Glim replied
"Thank you" He smiled "But what are we gonna tell Vince?"
"I'll talk to this Vince character" Eclipsa said
"Not alone" Globgor's voice said from the distance "I saw what Shastacan did to you, are you alright?"
"I'm fine dad" Saturn said "Though I gotta ask, where were you?"
"I was travelling Dimensions looking for you and your mother with your grandmother" Globgor explained as Solaria hopped out of a nearby bush and hugged Eclipsa and Saturn
"I'm going to rip Shastacan to shreds" Solaria whispered
"Don't, he's mine" Saturn said
"Connor?" A Grey haired man asked, he wore a suit and spoke with a gruff voice "Your Majesties" he said as soon as he noticed Eclipsa, Solaria and Globgor
"You must be Vince Mcmahon, I've heard alot about you from the office" Eclipsa began "I'm afraid Saturn cannot compete against your warrior"
"I see…..what if I make it a title match?" Vince said
"No" Eclipsa replied
"MOM! WHAT THE FUCK! THAT'S THE WWE CHAMPIONSHIP!" Saturn shouted
"...I gotta agree with him" Glim spoke up
"Me too" Solaria nodded
"Mom, you know this is my thing, this is what I live for, this is what I do" Saturn said
"Saturn…..If you get hurt, I'll make sure neither Glim or Vincent does business in Mewni ever again" Eclipsa said
"So I can do this?" Saturn said
"Globby….what do you think?" Eclipsa asked
"He's a warrior" Globgor replied "This is what he does"
"Mom…...I wanna do this but I don't wanna disappoint you" Saturn replied
"Saturn, this doesn't disappoint me, I'm just afraid you'll get hurt" Eclipsa replied
"Mom, we literally have magic, my girlfriend is a Unicorn"
"What if we add Dreamer to the mix?" Glim asked
"I don't see why not" Vince said
"...As long as Shastacan doesn't show up, Saturn can wrestle this one last time" Eclipsa decided
"...Is it ok if I put the title on the line?" Dreamer asked
"That's the point" Glim whispered, Dreamer nodding
"Ok, enough chit-chat, I'm gonna go get ready, you guys can come backstage" Saturn said gesturing them backstage
"...Mother, where's Festivia?" Eclipsa asked
"Fest" solaria shouted, Festivia poking her head from inside a bush and rubbing her eyes
"Yo" Fest stood up, the group then entering the building
(Capsule Corp)
Moon and Prime Star sat down with their wands in hand, Marco walking up, Undertaker behind him
"Marco says you kids need a lift back to your timeline" Taker said
"...We would appreciate it" Moon replied, Undertaker bowing his head and dropping to his knees, raising his arms to the sky before raising his head, his eyes rolling back, a dark portal opening, Taker standing up and straightening his coat
"There you go" Taker nodded, his voice booming
"I- Umm, Thank you" Prime panicked, the three walking through
(Diaz Residency)
Our Star sat on a couch with Marco's parents as the trio walked through a portal
"Did Saturn settle everything?" Our Star asked
"Dreamer and Saturn" Prime replied, handing Our Star her wand, the rebel princess walking back through the portal
"They look identical" Moon whispered to Marco
"I know, it's freaky" He replied
(Capsule Corp - Break Room)
"Saturn's retiring!" Goku shouted
"Honestly that bums me out, I never got my match with him" Crissy sighed "You wanna spar?"
"I'd love to" Goku said, the two leaving the room
(That's what's up, Thank you to MaddieTheDisneyXDfan and Starco101 for helping me with this one, i'm very thankful! The next Chapter's gonna be an episode of RAW, but with MECCW Style mixed in, also...a Surprise or two, Toodles!)