Dollar General

by Multiple-Characters1-Acct

Ever heard about the oasis in the desert? What about the Martian society? The place where comets come from? Oort cloud? Area 52? Shangri la? Albemarle? The island from Lost? The Lost city of Atlantis? The turtle that carries the world? Leonardo DiCaprio's Oscar? Well, they all exist. They're all Dollar General. (Multi-cross. On Wattpad & AO3. Co-written by Sententiously-Sarcastic)

59. LAMBAST! The Non-Believers

CHAPTER 58: LAMBAST! The Non-Believers

None of this was right. None of it. Not one bit. Well, okay, some of it was okay. Some of it was better than okay because okay is wonderful. The plot, the character designs, the slapstick and blink and you miss it humor, and let's not forget the absolutely amazing cast! All of that is golden Bobby-John! But then there's the bad. The terrible, even. We were supposed to have three seasons. Not just the two we got. We have been deprived of so many character development episodes and awesome one-liners that fire up the team! Right guys? And one could guess that it's all okay now that we're getting a movie, right? Wrong. This movie could be so bad that we excommunicate it from the cannon, anyone remember the Cursed Child? Why does Leo need to be the leader? Why can't Raph stay as a big brother and default leader? Okay, seeing this version of Leo lead would be the best, but, only as long as they take enough time to have character development because you don't have to be the big brother to be the leader. Who do we have to blame for this conundrum? Nickelodeon(Who really needs an easier name to spell). That's right. I'm talking about Rise Of The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. And yes, all of my actions were out of spite and anger.

Sd'vnj, or Sidney stopped writing for a moment to think of where ey wanted to go next in this report. You see, Sidney did something stupid, brave, and downright justified. Ey broke into Nickelodeon headquarters and lambasted the people responsible for the mistreatment of ROTTMNT the show, and its fandom. As expected, something exploded, on accident but ey went with it, and the higher ups somehow traced at least part of it back to Sidney. Ey had no idea how they could have traced it back to em, but they did. A very impressive feat considering ey blew up the entire headquarters of Nickelodeon and the void surrounding it. Maybe ey did go a bit too far, definitely would have had they been human… But the point of writing this report is to see if ey can justify the use of force and stupidity. So far the answer was no. But that didn't mean that ey didn't feel accomplished.

(Netflix, Nickelodeon, don't screw this up. ~ Threateningly, Author-san.)