Newt, Tina, and Credence randomly decided to head over to Crete in a magical flying cauldron, despite it being well-established that the wizarding world has methods of transportation that are both faster and less conspicuous. However, this made for a cool visual, so it's all worth it.
"Well, this is cozy," said Newt while awkwardly crammed in between Tina and Credence. We hope you're enjoying the tension and whimsy of this moment because it's the entire reason we're including this thoroughly illogical scene!
"I can't believe I agreed to this!" said Tina. By the way, it turns out Tina is allergic to pineapples. This is canon now.
"Hey, do you want to save Jacob or not?" asked Newt, as though this were the only way it could be done.
Just then, the cauldron fell backwards, causing our gallant heroes to fall out and hit the green screen behind them.
"All right, that does it!" said Newt, getting up.
"No, Eddie, you have to finish the scene!" exclaimed David Yates.
But Newt only cared about rescuing his friend. Heroically, he led the other two across Leavesden Studios and over to the Labyrinth set, so that they could finish the story there.