In the Canterlot's street Deadpool was firing on Blacklight who was hiding behind a dome wall as he laughed, "really lady! You can't hurt me! you would need that bitch no mare To turn off my powers before you combat bitches can handle me! and beside that you don't even have Spidernag!"

Wanda was now putting the guns up and holding drawing her swords as she said, "for those of you wondering Spidermare is on a date with Filthy. Bloodstone is out for mother daughter day! Nomare our mutant in a second hand body is out shopping with outlaw for bikinis!"

Deadpool jumped to slash at black light only for the guy to turn his shield in to spikes and make them grow!

To say wanda looked like swiss cheese was an understatement but soon she healed and got back up adjusting her costume as she said," self-repairing costume a most have for fighting in a bikini top!"

She said hanging the lampshade as she got up and saw him robbing a store and said, "ok I get it you grow up before stallions right movements but you realize you are acting like all those hateful bitches!

black light turned around and summoned a construct of a massive lance to stab her with as he said," shut the hell up mare!"

wanda got up a hole in her stomach visible as she said, "got that empty feeling Wait! I am doing this the wrong way!"

she then pulled out her phone and did a search and said," mr Black light you are stealing form a stallion!"" She said holding out the phone!

Black light stopped loading the money into a truck construct to say "What the fuck are you talking bitch!?"

She showed the phone," the bank is the owned by a stallion!" In a moment the mare hater returned the money and laid down to wait to be arrest as he grumbled.

Deadpool then left the area happily skipping," Logical win by me! what a wonder kind of day!" she grabbed a light pole and saying, "seventy chapters in can you believe it!?"

She skipped back home and walked by hand a lamb appearing in a sparkling red gala dress that hide sides cut out held up around the neck and red gloves no mask showing her figer as she struck a pose to show off her red high heels as she said, "All of this is designer by the way!"

She then walked out onto a stabe with a microphone as she said, "It's been been awhile so let's have a recap!"

She said appearing by a still of peter making his deal with kindred, "he came here to get his daughter back and daught the goblin with the power ponies making them fall in love!"

she smiled seeing the pictures of them, "new members no mares no MS prancers as peter invents things form earth getting Rich! And jump starting stallion rights!"

she then hit play on a wall to show a clip show of the bad guys, "new villains and adventure! Kindred keeps using his deal to make trouble! The maker's symbiotes! Old headaches following them like hydra! No mares land got us the hoof, a large blast gave us inequines and mutants! More parker kids legendary city and alicorns showing up!"

She said as clips played for it all as she said," And it's been an epic ride to this point for me too becoming a woman joining a harem having a baby being a mother."

She turned and gave her plot a little shake, "been a ride! And I am loving it! but Kindred has one more deal and I wonder what he will do with it! now if only my ex-wife will leave me alone!"

Shiklah popped up in a blood stained block wedding dress smirking as she said," Oh you know, a restraining order won't keep me away form you even if you have a larger bra then me!"

Deadpool pulled a gun out form her tail and fired on her," HOLLY WATER BULLETS!" the shots hit the demoness making her hiss till she vanishes, "THE HELL NOW! I HAVE KIDS HERE! THIS GRAB NEEDS TO STOP!"

she walked away form her fourth wall braking alone time fun to the phone, "I can't believe I am making this call!"

She picked up the phone and hit six nine times and it rang before saying, "welcome to hell's waiting line please hold!"

she tapped a hoof and before long and humdrum the ghost rider and ruler picked up, "how did you get this number!"

Wanda said, "I use to be married to a demoness with is what brings me here! The bitch won't quit stocking me! I have a foals youngest just turned four and started school! I can't have a demon stalker popping in and out of here!"

the rider said," sorry she isn't a native of this world I can't do shit! I have rules to follow She doesn't! you'll need to call someone that can do something!" he then hung up on her!

Wanda growled as she picked up and dialed a weird Area code before the number as she said, "come on pick the hell up"

in the marvel universe Cable picked up, "Deadpool what is the meaning of this!"

Deadpool then start, "oh well to start I had a magic sex change got married had a baby and now my ex wife is stalking me!" Sable hung up right away and She said," Rude dude! After all those times! what you scared you will think your old buddy is hot and it'll be awkward!? Nothing changed between me and spidey!"

she growled and made another inter dimensional call On the marvelverse Weasel picked up and Deadpool said," hi buddy it's me Wade I am a lady now!" he hung up!

she blinked and said," you asshole!" she then made another call, "it shouldn't be this hard to get your friends to help!" her next call was to bob, "bob it's Deadpool you know a demon hunter?"

he said " no"" Deadpool hung up! The moment later Deadpool made a call as she said," so many cameos can we get one that works out for me!"

She growled as she pulled out phone number list, the last call she made was picked up by a red recaller of Shiklah wanda said," HI Jenny it's me Deadpool it's wanda now not wade!"

Jenny smiled," oh how is the one I admire for driving my bitch cousin crazy!"

Deadpool sighed," she keeps braking into my house! Can you help me! I am a mother now! I have daughters to look after and I can't do that if I am being tied up and spanked by your cousin against my will! I am married ONLY MY HUSBAND AND CO-WIVES GET TO SAY WHEN I NEED A SPANKING FOR BEING A BAD GIRL!"

Jenny blinked and said," Don't worry I'll handle it and send you the head!"

the next week Deadpool was in the kitchen opening a package and she jumped," THAT BITCH DID IT SHE DID SEND ME MU Ex-WIFE'S HEAD AS PROOF THE FUCK!"

She shivered as she said," well I have to go burn this thing before it respawns and spanks My booty! Bye everyone one have a wonderful time read and review and remember. NO MEANS NO SICKOS!"

to be continued.