Hey, guys and gals! Sorry for not updating in awhile. I've been stressed from work, and had a major case of writer's block. So I needed some time to relax before I burn out. Plus, writers block wasn't much help.
Anyways, in other news, I FINALLY SAW GODZILLA VS KONG! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
My god, it's awesome! I won't say what happens in order to avoid spoilers for those that haven't seen it.
Now back to business. Which means... less talking, and more WRITING!!!
Responses:
Kaiju-O Danny: I got plans for that future chapter. I just need to figure out when in season four of Svtfoe it takes place in.
Ohma flame: HIGHWAY TO HELL!
Gamelover41592: Thank you.
DJ Zombie: Don't worry, you just need to patient. I'll get to it when I can.
ChimaTigon: I checked out the monster art, and he looks pretty cool. But I'm not sure about including him in the story.
T-wrecks13: Oh the irony.
Lord demon: I can only imagine it being like this: "Hm? I sense my brother is terrified... HA!"
epantoja521: Thanks.
Ok, enough talk, story time!
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Hell, no man's land...
No man's land. An unoccupied area of hell that the devil himself hadn't industrialized out of fear of the two titans he had angered thousands of years ago.
The two titans he pissed off, you know as Gigan and Megalon.
Now, one of the titans has returned for the third time in his life to find the Doom Slayer. Which is honestly pretty weird for him. Considering that the Doom Slayer is a video game character from his original dimension, according to his lost memories.
He of course, isn't venturing into the No Man's Land alone.
A sound of unknown jet thrusters of some kind could be heard in the air above, which eventually got louder as the source got closer.
Rocketing past the camera, the titan, Gigan, flew through the air like a jet, and sitting on his shoulders is the spunky powerhouse herself, Cherri Bomb.
"WOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOO! HAHA! THIS IS AWESOME!" Cherri cheered loudly over the racing wind.
"HELL YEAH IT IS! THIS YOUR FIRST TIME FLYING?" Gigan asked.
"OF COURSE IT IS, AND I LOVE IT!" Cherri cheered with her fists raised in the air.
They flew towards their destination, with Cherri having the time of her life with her first time flying. But little did they know, that this wasn't going to be an easy task. Well, obviously it wasn't gonna be easy in the first place, but they don't know that it's gonna be much harder.
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Meanwhile, back in mewni...
"So you're saying he just fell from the sky, and crashed into the ground?" Moon questioned.
The crew and the Butterfly queen are in a medical wing within the castle. Why? Because in one of the beds is an unconscious anthropomorphic reptile of some kind. Amazingly, despite falling from such a great height, he was miraculously not injured. According to Jakovich.
"Yes, yes he did." Rodan said.
"I'm just surprised he's not hurt." Jakovich said.
"I'm not. I've seen happen all the time, and most of them jump back on their feet with no problem. Me included." Jake said.
"Jake, you're a living cartoon. Not everyone you meet has cartoon physics." Jakovich deadpanned.
"Oh..."
Suddenly, a reddish-orange and yellow portal opened in the room, and out stepped Hekapoo.
"So, I heard that someone or something crashed in your front yard." She said, then she saw the reptile in the medical bed. "Oh. Never mind."
"What do you want, buzzkill?" Anguirus questioned in an annoyed tone.
"Cool it, spikey. I'm just here to investigate what was going on. But it seems like you guys got it covered... for now." Hekapoo said, crossing her arms.
"Good, now beat it." Varan said, just as annoyed as Anguirus.
"You can't tell me what to do, you overgrown suitcase!" Hekapoo retorted, getting in Varan's face, and poking him in the chest.
"Oh yeah? Well this suitcase has teeth, bitch!" Varan spat back, baring his sharp teeth, and biting the air close to her face. Which of course made Hekapoo back up a bit with each bite he made.
"Yo, clowns! The sleeping guy is waking up." Stegasaur pointed out, getting the bickering duo to shut up.
The mysterious reptilian visitor groaned as he stirred in his sleep.
"Damn. My head." He spoke, rubbing his head.
He then rose, and sat up in the bed. The figure barely opening his eyes due to the groggy sleepiness in them. He took a deep, wide mouth yawn. His sharp golden teeth on full display before his jaws slowly shut with a grumble. His eyes are now half open, and blinked a couple of times to get the sleep out of them.
Now fully awake, he narrowed his eyes at the group in front of him to focus due to his eyes being a little blurry from the sleep. Once fully focused, his eyes are now fully open and wide.
They all can now see that the reptilian stranger has bright golden yellow irises, and orange sclera.
"What. The. Hell?" He questioned, his eyes darting left and right.
Suddenly, a magic blast struck the wall behind him, the reptile narrowly dodging it, leaving a cluster of crystals on the wall.
They all saw the source of the blast to be from Rhombulus, who showed up moments ago to see who dropped from the sky.
"Dude, what the hell?!" The reptile exclaimed angrily.
"RHOMBULUS!" Hekapoo shouted.
"What?! I'm doing my job! We don't know who this guy is or what his intentions are!" Rhombulus exclaimed, trying to defend himself.
"That doesn't mean you can just crystallize him on the spot, you moron!" Hekapoo retorted angrily.
Before the argument could escalate any further, the stranger jumped in front of Rhombulus, drew his fist back, golden yellow electricity began to dance around his fist, and threw said fist at the magic warden in a devastating electric punch to the chest that sent flying into the wall.
"Holy shit." Rodan exclaimed.
"Well dang." Marco said.
"Now that's a knockout." Kelly said.
Rhombulus impacted the wall out cold, and landed face first on the ground, leaving a him shaped crater in the cracked wall.
Golden electricity continued to dance around the reptile's closed fist as he turned back to face the group with a glare.
Now that he was out of bed, he now stands at fourteen feet tall. Making him all the more intimidating.
"Anyone else wanna act stupid?" He asked, like he was daring someone to answer.
No one replied.
"No? Good."
The electricity ceased, and the reptilian stranger crossed his arms over his chest as he just stood there staring at everyone.
"Ok... aside from knocking out Rhombulus, would you mind introducing yourself? Just who are you, and where did you come from? If you don't mind." Queen Moon asked.
The stranger snorted out a puff of hot air from his nostrils before speaking.
"My name is, ReptileEdge. Or just Reptile. I'm an anthropomorphic reptile that's part dragon, part dinosaur, and part human. My abilities revolve around electricity, as you clearly saw. As for where I come from, I'm afraid that's classified. You don't need to introduce yourselves, I already know who you all are. Don't ask how I know. That's all you're getting from me." Spoke the stranger, now known as Reptile.
"Heya, Reptile, ol' buddy!" Jake greeted cheerfully.
"Oh, hey, Jake." Reptile replied casually.
"You two know each other?" Anguirus asked.
"Not personally, but yes. Let's just say I'm a client of his." Reptile said.
"So what brings you here, Edge?" Jake asked.
"What do you think? I was working on something, but suddenly, the Wraith threw into a portal, and then I crashed here." Reptile answered.
"Wait, the Wraith? Are you talking about who I think you're talking about?" Megalon asked.
"Unfortunately, yes. It's the same guy. Damn bastard, trying to get rid of me." Reptile growled. "Speaking of which, as much as I would love to stay and chat, I need to leave."
"Oh! Well allow me!" Jake said.
He brought his thumb and pointer finger to his mouth, and whistled.
Seconds later, a blue telephone box crashed through the ceiling.
"All aboard!" Jake called out.
Reptile sighed tiredly as he stepped into the blue phone booth.
Jake slammed the door shut, and the box flew back out of the hole it came through.
Everyone else present only stood there in silence with their eyes wide.
"What the fuck was that?" Rodan exclaimed out of confusion.
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Thirty minutes later, back in Hell...
After half an hour of flying in no man's land, the duo were chatting to pass the time.
"So I've been thinking, since no one has ever taken claim of no man's land, I'm thinking of adding it to our territory." Gigan said, speaking loud enough to be heard above the rushing air.
"Really? What made you think that?" Cherri asked, also speaking loud enough over the air.
"Well since that albino top hat wearing asshole has no claim hear, figured 'why not?' I could use the area to blow off steam, or something." Gigan explained.
"I think I know what you mean. I could use some of the areas here as testing ground for some of my explosives!" Cherri said.
"Heh. I can probably build all kinds of shit here. Might even make a couple of gizmos to knock down whatever gangs or crime lords are around the city. Heck, maybe even an overlord or two!"
"Hey, if it's a kingpin or a gang, I'm all for it. But if it's an overlord, that's a different story. Pentious is considered easy, but the others are tougher than they look." Cherri told the cyborg.
"Well they've never fought a titan before. Once they see me at my actual size, they'll run like the vermin they are! Hahahahahahahahahaaaaa!" Gigan cackled at the end.
"Now that you mention it, I don't think I've ever seen you at your true height." Cherri pointed out.
"Of course you haven't. But you will eventually." Gigan smirked.
"I look forward to it." Cherri said. Then a thought occurred to her. "You know what I just realized? Your brother, Jakovich, has a German accent, but you don't. You have a slight hint of one, but I don't get why you don't have a full on accent. What's up with that?" She asked.
"Oh. Well, I used to have an accent before I was a cyborg. Still had it afterwards, but it began to fade after millions of years of being away from my original home." Gigan explained.
"I see what you mean. I mean, I'm Australian, but I don't use the accent." Cherri said.
(A/N: That's something I've heard about her.)
"You're Australian?" Gigan asked, honestly surprised.
"Yep. Anyways, I got another question. Why does your buddy, Megalon, have a hint of a Russian accent?" Cherri asked.
"You know, I honestly don't know. I even asked him that a couple days ago, and he doesn't know either. He just so happens to sound like that. Hell, he's never even heard of Russia until I spoke to him." Gigan explained.
"He didn't even know a country existed?" Cherri asked.
"Nope. Before I got memories back, Rodan was the only titan that knew what countries were, because he went through Marco's memories." Gigan explained.
"So what you're saying is that none of the titans know about countries, except for you and Rodan?" Cherri questioned.
"Correct."
"Ok. Sooooooooooooo, how much longer until we reach the temple?" Cherri asked.
"Hmm, not long. It should be right up ahead somewhere." Gigan said.
"INCOMING!" A voice suddenly shouted out, catching the duo off guard.
"JESUS!" Gigan exclaimed, startled by a sudden appearance of an incoming being.
Flying past the two was a bat-like creature with a skull-like face.
"Whoa! What the hell?!" Cherri exclaimed, almost getting thrown off of Gigan as he quickly maneuvered out of the way.
"You good, Cherri?" Gigan asked out of concern.
"I'm good. But what the hell was that guy's problem?!" She exclaimed.
They soon got their answer in the form of a haunting bellowing roar.
The duo saw a large blood red monster with a humanoid face that would give the red skull a run for his money.
"Oh holy, that is one UGLY mother humper." said Gigan.
Suddenly, the bar creature flew next to them.
"Don't just hover there, and gawk at it! RUN!" He exclaimed before taking off in the direction he was previously going.
The two were confused at first, but soon got their answer when Gigan dodged a blast of fire from the creature's maw.
"And just like that, we're outta here!" Gigan exclaimed.
The duo took off like a jet, with the big red monster lumbering after them.
"Of course getting to the temple wasn't gonna be easy! Just fucking great!" Gigan exclaimed out of frustration.
Soon the duo caught up with the bat creature.
"HEY! Who the hell are you, and what the hell is chasing us?!" Cherri demanded.
"Name's Solomon! The big red bastard is Red! And yes, that's literally his name!" The bat creature, now known as Solomon answered.
"Wait, Solomon? Solomon 'the best'?" Gigan asked, the name sounding familiar.
Solomon turned his head to face him, and his eyes widened.
"Gigan? From the casino? Dude! How the hell are ya?! It's been ages!" Solomon exclaimed with joy, recognizing an old acquaintance.
"Let's talk later, we gotta shake this bozo!" Gigan replied.
Red bellowed as he continued his chase after the two.
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And done!
Ok, first off, I want to deeply apologize for taking so long with this chapter. I'm also sorry if the chapter is too short for the majority of you, given how long it took to make it.
Anyways, I'm ending the chapter here on a cliffhanger because I need to piece together the rest of it, otherwise it won't look good. Also, I hope some of you enjoyed my cameo in the story. It was short lived, but the cameo wouldn't have lasted long anyways.
So I'll be seeing you guys in the next chapter.