Ramen Doodles
By Andrew J. Talon
Disclaimer: I do not and probably never will own Naruto or any other copyrighted works mentioned in this story. I am not writing this for profit.
Sakura gets the Gamer power!
Unfortunately her game is a lewd dating sim.
Lee: "SAKURA-SAN! PLEASE! WILL YOU DATE ME?!"
The menu pops up
A: "NO WAY!"
B: Check out how he looks without his shirt
C: "Fuck me you stupid bastard!"
Sakura: "..." She selects C.
Lee: Self-destructs because he does not know how to handle that response. "GAI-SENSEI! WHAT DO I DO NOW?!"
Gai: "I DON'T KNOW, MY STUDENT!"
Both Gai and Lee run off, trying to figure this out as Sakura watches them flee.
Sakura: "Huh, that worked?"
Later...
Kakashi: "Yo, team. Our next mission involves going undercover as strippers. So Naruto and Sasuke, you'll use the Sexy Jutsu. Sakura, you take after your mother so you'll be fine."
Sakura: "Wait, I take after my mother in what-" Looks at herself, notes she is now THICC "WAIT WHAT THE HELL?!"
She thinks about it, shrugs.
Sakura: "... Okay, so, this isn't so bad."
Kakashi: "Or, Sakura, you can delay going on that mission and go on one... With me. Alone."
The Menu Options:
A: "Of course sensei! I look forward to getting closer to you on this long, sensual mission."
B: "I'm not into old perverts."
C: "I'm not putting out for less than 50,000 ryo."
Sakura: "Well, C worked last time, so..." Selects C!
Kakashi: "Hmmm. Hmmm." Nods "Okay. Since you are new at this, I may as well help you develop your experience."
He holds out the money.
Naruto: "HEY! You can't just treat Sakura-chan like a cheap hooker!"
Sasuke: "Yeah."
Sakura: Finds her self-confidence massively boosted and gains a better appreciation for Naruto and Sasuke.
Naruto: "She's worth 100,000 Ryo at least!"
Sasuke: "I'd pay 30,000."
Naruto: "Ugh, typical Uchiha. So stingy with their wallets!"
Sasuke: "I'd tip her well after!"
Sakura: "... I'm still calling this a win."
After all, there are multiple genres of video games. Why not play around with that?