While Ben Was away in anur with his dad and little sister!
Jessica was on her own adventure with Sandra! Right now Jessica was shaking the upside down Argit screaming, "THROW UP THE FACTOR YOU SWALLOWED! I SHOULDN'T NEED TO SAY THAT!"
thunder pig came in and Sandra tagged out as Jessica drew her sword charged and Slashed thunder ig's mace as the big said," you eat my father!"
Jessica crossed her arms," No I didn't I have a bacon allergy!" she the kicked the Pig away into a table! Right now they where I nthe black hole as Psyphon walked in arm gun pointed," cough up techadons!"
Argit then throw up a cube that turned into an orange techadon and Psyphon as he said, 'that was a figure of speak!" Argit then yelled out," STOP THIS LADY!"
the orange robot then slapped Sandra's wrist making her drop Argit who throw up another one as Sandra said, "Argit your robot babies are listening to you!"
The alien throw up another cube that became one as he said," don't make this weirder! Attack them Not the winged lady or the sword chick! I owe them to much but get the rest!"
the robots held there hands out ready to fire there lasers ands as they said, "Targets acquired" they then fired making them run out!
Jessica watched Argit throw up another cube as she said," you are going to need a stomach bump!"
Argit held his gut, "yeah I can spin this! I got a good rep after my spins knocked out that way bad saving this people!" he throw up another cube, "I will say I did what I had to do to stop street gangs form getting robot army! " he then held his stomachs and throw up another Cube.
the techadons then fired on them as Argit said," and don't hit strangers don't let people get hurt that aren't actively braking the law! Or gunning for me!"
the robots computed this and one stopped a little alien girl form going out into the streets as a truck passed," ball popped but not you! law don't like by standards get hurt complete"
Sandra crossed her arms and pulled out a small laser gun form her pocket and fired on one of Pysphon's gang's hitting the chest face in his chest face. "you just made a robotic neighbor hood watch Argit! That will get you up higher!"
The rat man was on his knees holding his stomachs, "Oh good for me!" he then barfed up another cube," they aren't even the right shape for coming out the mouth! I taste blood in my mouth and feel it in my throat! Oh fuck!" he said throwing up a blood covered cube, "Oh it's ripping my insides up! GET THE PUMP GET THE GUT PUMP SOMEONE!"
A robot ran off to go get it to pump the factor out of Argit as he said," Get stomach pump get stomach pump!"
Tt ran all the way to the surface of Bellwood. Walked up to the hospital through the door and up to the desk.
walked through the door and stated, "Emergency!" he said displaying images of what was going on at the black hole. " badge number code display!" it said displaying Jessica's badge number.; "Give stomach bump!"
a minute later it came out carrying a stomach bump, "Bring bump bring bump!" it said running off and into the black hole to argit and putting the tube in his mouth and down there, "Bumping stomach!"
Later on Argit was in the back of a Red spot ambulance strapped down with an Iv bag of blood pumping into him as the alien doctor said," you are lucky! A few more cubes and you would have bleed out into your own stomach!"
The techadons where following them as Argit point to his missing front teeth, "Really you call this lucky!"
The doctor laughed, "this happened on red spot watch so we are paying for it! you get free medical care till you are ready for discharge! Best in the universe health care for free! Come on you know that's as lucky as it gets!"
Argit blinked as he said, "So I get the good pain killers!" the doctor hit a button and Argit sighed happily as the alien said," oh yeah it's the good shit! As good as it gets while still being legal! So you just relax and zone out! we'll bring you out of Lala Land when you aren't bleeding out into your stomach!"
Weeks later Argit was laying in a hospital bed looking at thank you and sorry cards as he eat a sandwitch, "the good here is good why do people complain! So this work out! I'll be fine! Free room and board for a month! Free medical care for that month! Even got new teeth fore free! And I have robots that work for me! "
he took a bite and said, "and I am a believed hero more Local but still! Everything is going up Argit! Fuck you mom! I did make it! hahahaahahah!"
An alien doctor walked by over hearing it as he said, "Well now if your mom said you won't she sounds like a horrible woman!"
Argit point at the doctor and said," you are correct sir! She was a horrible Woman! Also sorry I Shredded the sheets again in my sleep! This things aren't made for quills!"
The doctor nodded and said," we know that's why we are giving you the one use left only ones anyway not a lost at all!"
Argit blinked and said," I respect that! So what dog pills? Want another X-ray of my gut! Getting the tube out now?"
the doctor sighed and said," No we have to change to tube!"
the alien nodded and said," Well bring it on doctor bring it on!"
Later on when Ben was home talking about this with Jessica.
Jessica blinked and said," and my moms have Kenny for another hour! Can we do something with that new vampire change!?"
Ben was already Whampire dipping her and hissing as she blushed and she said," oh the joys of being married to a shapeshifter!"
And With that we have to leave you for now!
Pinkie pie then popped up and said, "And while we are talking about I need to get ready! After all it's coming up! Area Fifty one! And I am going to be on it with Adam! Next chapter Pinkie pie goes to Area fifty one!"
she then blinked and whispered, "Trust me the writer won't know peace till he writes it!" she then laughed evily as she pulled out a mallet, "the fourth wall will not protect you for me! good thing I am not evil! Trust me this is a balloon like in that Anime where the big nose guy did the same thing to knock out the ghost power lady! We all know what I am talking about but we aren't mass so I can't say names! "
she walked off singing as she tied the balloon mallet into a balloon dog.
to be continued.
