Thank you Blueeyeddevil06, for being my beta.

This is a short one-shot. I hope you enjoy it.

Kunzite chuckled to himself. He wasn't the type to interfere with others' relationships, but Mina insisted he help, and he'd give her anything she wanted. He was so crazy in love with her that he'd do anything she asked. That was why he had texted Darien to meet him for lunch at the university cafeteria. He was seated by a large plant and on the other side was Mina and Serena.

When he mentioned to Mina that he believed Darien liked Serena, he underestimated her response. He thought she'd be excited that his friend liked hers. She squealed in pleasure and instantly insisted they get them together. She told him she thought Serena had feelings for Darien, but she was hiding it well.

Now the plan was for Darien to "accidentally" overhear Mina ask Serena about her feelings for Darien. Mina had explained that Darien would need it to be very obvious that Serena liked him if he would get off his "emotionally stunted ass" and ask her out. Kunzite had just chuckled at that.

Now, as he waited for Darien, he hoped that it went the way Mina was planning. He didn't want her to be disappointed. He quickly realized how much them getting together meant to her.

"Hey," Darien said, interrupting him from his thoughts. "I got stuck in the lab. I'm sorry I'm late."

"No problem," Kunzite responded.

Darien sat and took a bite of his food. "How was class for you today?" He asked.

Kunzite was about to respond when they 'overheard' Mina ask, "Now that I have you alone, Serena, how do you feel about Darien?"

Gosh, Kunzite hoped this wasn't as embarrassingly obvious a setup as it seemed. Or at least he hoped that when Darien caught on that he'd forgive him.

They heard Serena say, "You keep asking that. What makes you think I'm going to tell you now?"

"Please," Mina begged. "It's important."

Darien rolled his eyes at Kunzite and whispered, "You are so damn whipped."

His response was to shrug and say, "Absofuckinglutely." He then glared at Darien. He whispered, "If you get up and disappoint my girl, I'm going to hit you."

They heard Mina say, "Serena, I know you like Darien. Just admit it!"

Kunzite watched Darien blush and take a bite of his food. He looked like he wanted to bolt.

Then they heard Serena hiss back, "Fine! Yes, I like him, but big fucking deal. Every girl at the university likes him!" Her hand made contact with the table, and she continued. "You like details. I'll give you some since you want to know so badly."

Then they couldn't make out what Serena was whispering to Mina. Kunzite didn't comment that Darien leaned closer to the plant to try to hear what was being said on the other side.

Mina squealed, "That's why you take so long in the shower?! I just assumed your hair took a long time to wash."

Serena said, "Yes, that's why. Ugh! He's so hot. You have no idea what his eyes do to me." She then moaned.

"Yes, but I didn't know you did that," Mina replied.

Serena just laughed in response and then said, "When you're off with Kunzite for the night, I pull out my toys and think of him."

Kunzite had to keep himself from laughing when Darien snapped his plastic fork in half. Darien then looked at him in wide-eyed shock. Kunzite asked, "Not so mad that I'm whipped now, are you?"

"No, not at all."