-Inside of a secret location sat several ominous figures. At the head of the oblong table sat Moriarti Strand, their liege , next to him was the green haired 4th Hermione, Saturnalia; hypnoconsultant. Saturnalia slumped in her seat peevishly because she felt the Christmas meet of the Demon's Leauge should have met in dream-space []where she rules supreme[] but no one else wanted too despite the convenience.

,here comes Waylon Strutters, waltzing in fashionably late. With him; Rishi Applegate-Marquez, a famous photographer of indiscernible ethinicity. Also in attendance; a velociraptor warrior; Red Claw, and his gang of three other raptors.

Muhad al Adin could'nt make the meeting because his failed hijacking of the Return to Hogwarts Express. The Demon Legion had hoped to re-ignite the zealous (planar-shifted-into-nothingness) religious worship of Kraug; the first Hermione, woefully paralyzed since her battle wtih Voldemort...

Lucius Mafloy had been excited to meet Kraug when he arrived at Hogwarts back in Chapter 52 because "I've never met someone in a coma before! I bet you could whisper all kinds of crazy stuff in their ear and then their coma dreams will follow along with whatever you say...!"

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Dumbledore thinks its a splendid idea and leads the way to the hospital ward though Malfoy is ultimately dissapointed as soon as he enters Kraugs dank and dusty room.

"This stupid kid is just lazy, she aint in no coma y'can tell because shes got her eyes open and movin all around," Malfoy points at the ocular movement as he speaks.

Albus doesn't seem miffed even, "paralyzed, coma, is there really any difference? You can still whipser all kinds of crazy stuff in her ears and she can't do anything about it because she's paralyzed!" He reached out and goosed her on the tit real quick-like "see! He says as Kraug roars out her displeasure... like a distempered lioness prodded through cage bars...

Lucius takes a drag off his marijuana cigarette while eying the former goddess below him... thinking of some crazy shit to whisper in her ears...

...Stuff like ; "skin is an alien parasite! Get rid of yours fast!"

or

"You should just eat your own shit because you are what you eat and if you become yourself then you are like unto God, the uncreated and creating"

or

"you shouldn't spend time alone with your thoughts! the government can send a beam into your brain that makes you crazy!"

and who knows what else, he spent about an hour and fifteen minutes, and in an odd bit of Christmas Synchronicity that was the exact time it took for the Demon League to underline their nefarious schemes...

But what Kraug doesn't know is that now the Demon League is operating with the evil capacity of two Voldemorts! They are more of athreat than ever!

Strand steepled his fingers. "Now that we have the power of 2 Voldemorts we can enact any number of foul schemes to fulfil our darkling passions!"

The others sure liked the sound of that! They all agreed that sounded like a great plan and they probobly ought to ;"-use all that power to heat up the sun!" Waylon Strutters reckons.

"You dufus!" Saturnalia spat! He is wasting the time of this most portentious of evil confluences, "people like it when the sun is hot because that's how eveyrone warms up because Space is so cold idiot!"

Saturnalia may think that Waylon Strutters just strolled on into this meeting all free-willy nilly but Moriarti Strand has espied the subtleties that bely Waylons flippant musings...

"But don't you see Saturnalia, people only like with the sun has the exact amount of heat!"

Saturnalia gasps, "I forgot... if the sun gets too hot; everyone burns up!"

She slapped her hands together infront of her lips and giglged evily.

"Yesssss! HAHAHAHA!" Said Moriarti Strand, ,"We will make it really hot this year! So hot that eveyrone will go crazy from the stress and start killing each other in the streets!"

"AHhahah!" RedClaw laughed, "a heat wave, on Christmas nonetheless! How delectably nefarious!"

"But don't forgot! We have to work fast because now there are 8 Hermiones in this Time-Scape the Hermione Tat Ko; The Hermione Death Battle is nearly begun! If Spiders fails to enact the gatekeeper initiative the consequences shall be dire... even for us..."

To this there was less enthused agreement and eventually the meeting came to a close.

So the Demon league decided to kill everyone and just be generally bad dudes {and a Hermione}, but speaking of Hermiones, Saturnalia's twin sister, Hermione, was still waiting outside the bathroom at Burger King because that's where Saturnalia left her.

First Saturnalia received a notification of the meeting from her Demon-Amulet which she keeps secreted on her body. Then she took Hermione to Burger King and said she had to take a shit. She went in the bathroom and apparated away!

In the Hogshead pub Saturnalia walked barefoot through thick shag carpeting all entangled upon by hair and peanut shells. At the bar was quite the sight! and Saturnalia figured at least these 3 were going to have a White (like cum) Christmas!

Already the heat wave was taking effect! And here she was in a partial-flashback and hadn't even yet thought of that nefarious scheme and yet because of the time skips centered upon Hogsmeade itself []where the rouge planet Nibiru intends to strike![] the illicit effects of that plot have rippled forward and back in time!

Let me tell you what; Minerva McGonagol doesn't need a magically ensured heat wave of malodious tempers-her passions are ever fervent.

Now that Argus Filch, the surprisingly well endowed caretaker has ejaculated into the rectum of Professor Fitwick Minerva transforms herself into an elephant and uses her trunk to scoop out all the HIV and Covid Vaccine infected cum out of Flitwicks rectis.

Saturnalia gets wet just watching and she sure hopes her feckless twin didn't show up and catch her!

But just when she thinks that she is safe and that meeting that happened at the start of the chapter is over who walks into her path but her faceless twin none-other-than Hermione herself!

"What are you doing here!?" Hermione asks, possibly peeved by the fact that Saturnalia had left her at Burger King for and hour and fifteen minutes when she wasn't even taking a shit at Burger King at all but was apparantly getting into Voyuerism at the Hogsmeade Pub!

"You could have at least dropped me off at McDonalds because they have a slide and balls pit!"

But all this commotion draws the attention of the sweaty and panty teachers and Hogwarts-staff draped across the filthy bar inside the Hogsheade Pub.

"Woohooa! Check out these freaks!" Argus laughs at the thses two girls who look exactly alike.

"Yeah what a bunch of weirdos that one has green hair and that one has brown hair and her face looks like it was cut off! What a bunch of fucking shit birds!" Minerva laughs at them and blows smoke in their faces.

Minerva McGonagal gets really close to the girls, "I hope you faggots aint plannin on goin to the Hog' this semeseter because I will just fail a bunch of loosers like you!"

Argus gives her high five, "ahaha! You failed! Idiot!" He sure seems to be getting ahead of himself

;maybe that has something to do with all those time slips; Hermione thought, and that was when the blow, which was sharp, and unexpected, took her in the side!

Is this the begining of the end of the 5th Hermione, Hermione?