Death of a Hermione Zero Hour Saturnalia Versus Hermione {round 1}
Hermione removed a shaking hand from her now searing side and was shocked to her Core to find rivulets and tendrils of blood seeping from between the cracks of her fingers down onto the already filthy carpet on the floor of the Hogshead Pub in Hogsmeade.
"Saturnalia! Why!" She cried out
But Saturnalia wasn't in the mood for answers just then, she advanced upon her trembling twin with her blade raised high! She had just exited a portentous meating with her nefarious crew, the Demon's League, and had been surprised to find her feckless twin awaiting her instead of back at Burger King where she left her...
Saturnalia stabbed Hermione!
"aaaaaaaaaa" Hermione cried out in pain and despair. Also she was quite confused, "but I am your twin! You can't kill your twin!" -this was wrong... so so horribly wrong...
Saturnalia had used her Wishing Stone to generate a blade which could take the life of her twin.
Saturnalias Doublesome Troublesome Treachery
Saturnalia stopped stabbing Hermione her twin. "Oh god what have i done!"
The blade clattered to the floor, the entire pub fallen deathly silent all eyes and ears zero'd in on this juicey morsel of sibling rivalry. Twins-rivalry at that!, and on Christmas nonetheless...
"It's okay I forgive you," Saturnalia was told by her faithful and forgiving twin, Hermione, as the later approached and embraced the former right there in the aisle of the Hogshead Pub.
But what Hermione didn't know was that Saturnalias sudden recalcitrance was actually just a ruse... to get closer to her guileless twin sister Hermione...
"ahhhhhhhhhhh!" Hermione cried out in agony and confusion once more.
She was screaming because Saturnalia had just stuffed her fingers up inside the wound she had created with her wishes-blade.
In order to lure her prey close to her she had had to sacrifice the use of her Wishes-Blade by dropping it and had to make due; just use her fingers to attack her silly twin. "You idiot why would i even stop trying to kill you when I was wininign? ahahahahah" Saturnalia laughed in her grim triumph.
Minerva, Argus Filch and Flitwick were all still there and they all flinched away and Flitwick even covered his eyes with his feet kicking out in distress. "Oh no Hermione watch out!" Minerva wailed out, tears slipping out the corners, "it's a trap don't go there!"
But she was too late because she waited to yell all that out before Hermione was killed and not after... but ... she is too late...
"NOOOOO!" Minerva Gonagle was crying fiercely now. Totally caught up in the momoent.
"What!" Filch was surprised by the sudden Death of a Hermione before him but Minervas dissapearance was even more shocking!
"Where'd she gooooo!?" Flitwick cried out in distress, he began kicking his stubby little legs petulantly. Argus snaked a hand down to try and calm the little guy but he'd have none of that "make Minerva come back!" He demanded petulantly.
Saturnalia had gotten caught up the moment of her fervent passiosn and hadn't thought about the possible witnesses to this murder. 'Think Sat's! yr doin this because you didn't want Hermione to find out about the Demon's League's nefarious schemes... so I should certainly hope to not be implicated in murder right in front of my new teachers....' she thought to herself despereately...
Where Minerva went and how she got There
But lucky for her Minerva had gotten caught up in the Momoent, a fibrous being of potential futurescapes that sometimes descends to the human-physical plane to witness portentous doings of great ramification... That is also where the spirits of the dead go right before they are judged (by Metatron) before the creator...
So Minerva grabbed hold of Hermione as she flitted passed bonelessly with a half-transfigured batch of 4 octopus tentacles instead of her left arm. Two of the deep indigo tentacles with lavender splotches and patches and light pink suckers running all the lenght of it caught the just-dead girl, Hermione, about her thin waist and the other two alongside Minerva's developed human arm reached for a point of physicality, in this instance Argus Filch's prodigious member.
It had to be a special place with special significance so that's why Minerva picked Filch's pecker. Because they had just had sex not-3-Chapter-back
The grasp of a warm-wet muscularly pulsating tentacle on Argus's weiner felt good to him so he and Minerva just fucking right then and there with Minerva changed partially into an octopus with her arms and now also her pussy being switched out for octopus. Also where her head should be is instead a miniature version of a whole octopus so she had 12 tentacles in total.
She used every last one...
But anyway...
Saturnalia Versus Hermione {Final Round}
"Oh! Sis!" Saturnalia was sure to cry out in mock-relief as soon as she and the partially transfigured McGonagol returned through the Momoent's Portal (over the slimy tentacular shoulder of McGonagol Saturnalia could've sworm she'd seen Scrubs and Garden State star Zach Braff but anyway..
The suspicious customers were all eyeing her now, gauging how she would react... these next few moments would be crucial..
"I was so worried I'd lost you forever lets never fight again! I'm so sorry! Let's stop fighting okay?" Saturnalia said as she scanned the faces of the other patrons... they seemed to be buying it... one woman who had dialed 91 on her phone and had her finger hovering over the other 1 button left off doing that now that the twins seemed to not be fighting anymore and everyone else gradually let their eyes fall off the former-spectacle and returned to their own banal conversations inside the hogshead Pub...
Hermione was so glad to have all that behind them. The re-entry into the regular universe had been a rough one though and she lost her senses of motion and needed to be helped to leave. Poeple just entering who hadn't seen their epic fight would have thought that Hermione was just drunk by the look of things... and that's just where Saturnalia wanted her...
"Hey Hermione..." Saturnalia grinned in griM consternation...
"yea-" Hermione started to say but was cut short when Saturnalias wishing-blade entered her heart. And if youre wondering why she hadn't stabbed Hermione sooner, well it was because she is evil yes but she'd planned to enact her fecksome twin in her darkling schemes until Hermione had found out too much for her own good...
Also a Hermione who is in line to participate in the upcoming Hermione Tat Ko; The Hermione Death Battle which was looming because of the presence of 8 Hermiones in the land cannot be killed by anything other than another Hermione... perhaps with a magic blade?
"HAHAHAHA" Saturnalia kicked Hermiones corpse face down so no one could identify it and began walking...
The Hermione-Eyes-Only harbinger of doom making a surreal spectacle of the sunset faded to normalcy, shining down upon a lone girl... walking...
to Hogworts...
(an/ since the flow of the story is so heavy in this and upcoming chapters i will be using 'subheaders' to 'partition' off each segment of the chapter, if you come across one of these 'partition's [in bold and center_spaced] that doesn't mean you have to stop reading the chapter right then and there but it is a recommended break-point to take a moment to 'cool down' and digest all the plot twists and subtle machinations woven throughout the very atoms and nuclei of this unwieldy tale...)