"Wait; don't go so fast!" A Pianta cop proclaimed for he ducked out of the way of the multitude of Mii racers zipping around on the race track. "Grr... of course these buttheads don't think to stop."
"You ever wonder if we should bother with trying to police them?" A Noki cop brought up while drinking some coffee by an abandoned cart.
The Pianta cop rubbed the back of his head. "I think about that every single day."
"So it seems; it's like this mall was specifically built for chaos." The Noki cop concluded for he was then ran over by a speeding Mii driver in a pipe framed kart.