Howdy. I just wanted to take some time to ask you, folks, a question. Eventually, I wanna take my writing to a new level. There's actually various levels I wanna take (Turning some of these oneshots into like short films for Youtube or something, writing and publishing a full book) but the one I wanna do soon. Or at least relatively soon, is commissions. For these commissions I'd be open to writing anything about anyone. But I was just wondering one thing...would people be willing to pay for my stories? It may not be you. That's not what I'm asking. I'm just asking if people in general would be willing to pay for my stories. Thank you :D

Lucas and Claus were dropped off at a large mansion that was positively bouncing with a party. The music was blaring loud enough for the nearby homes to have been emptied of people. This party was being held by the popular kid at their school, Ness, and he decided to invite everyone from the school because, yes, the mansion had the capacity to fit them all. Granted, not everyone came, but a good portion did. Lucas and Claus were part of this good portion. Lucas turned back toward his parents, who drove him and his twin brother to this party. "Thanks for driving us!" Lucas said enthusiastically.

"I can't believe I let you convince me to come along," Claus said, very much less enthusiastic.

"Because you need to watch over your brother, Claus. You know he can get carried away at parties," Flint responded. Claus rolled his eyes but knew they were right. Lucas had a track record, in the family, to go a bit overboard at parties. His tolerance level for alcohol was low, and he'd test those limits often. He'd never go so overboard as to get drunk because Claus was there to keep his stern, red eyes on him. But that wouldn't stop Lucas from trying.

"Be safe boys," Hinawa said as she started the car back up and drove off. Lucas looked at Claus and smirked.

"You're lucky I didn't mention Ninten~"

"You shut your mouth!"

"You like him~"

"I SAID SHUT IT!"

"Hey, Claus!" Ninten yelled from the front door. Claus stood to attention as if being yelled at by a drill sergeant. He looked at Lucas with pleading eyes. Lucas loved messing with Claus, but he knew the bro-code, and rule number 3 of the bro-code is to not give out your bro's crush. Lucas looked over at Ninten.

"Hey! Ninten, how's it hanging?" Lucas asked as Ninten ran over like the ball of energy he was. Sometimes people would forget he had asthma due to how active he was.

"Meh, same old same old. Had to give Mick a nice wash. Ended up with this scratch though." Ninten showed off a relatively big scratch on the side of his arm.

"Mick doesn't like water?" Claus asked, breaking from his fear.

"Nope. Does Boney?"

"Mhm. He loves himself his baths," Lucas said. He patted Ninten's back. "Mick is just picky."

"Tell me about it."

"Can we just go inside? It's getting somewhat cold out here," Claus said. Lucas never noticed. He still didn't. His tolerance for the cold was pretty high. It could be below zero and Lucas would feel a slight chill.

"Yeah, let's do that." The three of them walked toward the house and entered it. Just as the twins expected, the party was bopping. People were jumping, dancing, chatting, drinking, all of that. The large mansion full of potentially drunk teenagers….never a good sign. Lucas took the chance to escape the other two as soon as a large wave of partiers came past them for one reason or another.

Claus sporadically looked around. "God damn it, the hell did he go?"

"Why not just let him go and party?"

"He gets carried away. I don't want him to end up black-out drunk."

"Oh please. Have some faith in him."

"Yeah….no." Claus walked off to try and find Lucas. Ninten sighed sadly.

Somewhere in the mansion, Lucas was walking around. He made it to the bedroom section of the mansion. He didn't really even know how he got there, he just knew he was, so far, still sober. He sighed before sitting against the wall. He was looking down at his feet. He never understood why he kept getting babied the way he was. He wasn't the biggest fan of it.

"Hey there, you ok?" a deep-sounding but sweet voice said from in front of him. Lucas looked up and saw the popular kid that created this party in the first place, Ness. Ness tilted his head.

"I-I'm fine. Don't worry." Ness sat against the wall opposite of him, leaving some space between their feet.

"You don't seem fine. This is supposed to be a party. Why not let loose a little?"

"Because if I did, my brother would be like 'NO, you can't do that. That's wrong. NO!' So annoying."

"Well, it just seems like he cares for you."

"Maybe a bit too much. Won't even allow me to have fun."

"Hmmm, what if he doesn't know you're having fun?"

"I wish. He's probably looking for me now." Ness stood up with a cheeky little smirk. He reached his hand forward for Lucas to grab it. Lucas didn't grab it or really made much of an attempt to do so.

"Come on. You can trust me."

"It's not trust that I'm worried about. I just….don't want my brother mad at me."

"He'll understand. This is a party after all." He had a point. And Lucas recognized that. A party was meant to help them have fun, to forget about the world, even if only for a little bit. He smirked before grabbing Ness's hand. "There ya go. Now then, let's go to playing some Truth or Dare." Lucas's smirk grew.

"Ok!" Ness led Lucas through the bedroom section and entered the master bedroom. Inside were a few other people. Ness quickly introduced them as Paula, Ana, Young Link, Inkling, Mega Man, and Lucas's own friend, Toon Link. Toon Link patted the spot next to him, having to push Inkling aside. Inkling glared at him but the glare was broken by Lucas sitting down.

"Everyone, this is…..you know, I never got your name," Ness said as he sat down opposite Lucas.

"Oh, my name is Lucas."

"Everyone, this is Lucas." Lucas smiled softly as he waved at the other players. "Anyway, we'll be playing Truth or Dare. Nothing overly sexual." Despite some disappointed looks, that rule was pretty accepted. "As the newbie, Lucas, you can go first."

"Hmm….Toon Link, truth or dare."

"Dare," he said. Lucas needed to think of a great dare to tell his friend, while also being sure to not be overly sexual. He knew Toon Link well. Really well. He knew what he cared for. His hair. Toon Link valued his hair probably more than his friends.

"I dare you to let me mess with your hair." Toon Link gasped loudly.

"NO!"

"It's a dare dude, you've gotta allow it," Young Link said, his face buried deep into a book.

"SHUT UP!" Toon Link looked back at Lucas and his cocky smile. He rolled his eyes. "Whatever." He took his cap off and held his head down. "Just make it quick." Lucas laughed maniacally for a bit before putting his hand into Toon Link's hair and ruffling it. Toon Link was making dissatisfied noises. This was torturous for him. After about a minute, Toon Link shot his head up and put his cap on. "You're done now." Lucas smiled, causing small dimples to form in both corners of his mouth. Ness saw this and smirked.

"I WANNA GO NEXT!" Ana excitedly said.

"Oh boy," Ness said.

"Truth or dare, Lucas."

"Uh, truth?" Lucas questionably said. He wasn't sure if he wanted to do a dare so early into the game.

"ARE YOU GAY!"

"God damn it, Ana..." Ness facepalmed.

"Uh, wh-why would you ask such a question?" Lucas nervously asked.

"Can you just answer!" Ana answered.

"Lucas, you don't need to answer, she's just a bit-" Ness was cut off by Ana covering his mouth. Ness's face grew annoyed in an instant. He never knew why he continued to hang out with this yaoi-addicted girl.

"Yeah, I am," Lucas answered. Toon Link wasn't surprised, since he was the first person Lucas told. Ness ripped Ana's hand off his mouth and looked at Lucas in shock.

"Y-you are?"

"Mhm."

"A-and are you with someone?"

"Nah. Romance is hard for me."

"But would you, I dunno, maybe think about it in the future?"

"Yeah, of course. I'd love to have my own little boy toy. I'm just not good with romance or wooing people."

"Why are you wondering so much, Ness?" Paula asked. Ness blushed before shaking his head.

"N-no reason."

"Hmm, I'm next!" Ness rolled his eyes. Totally expecting some type of question toward him. "Ness, Truth or Dare?" There it was. Just what he was expecting.

"Truth."

"Do you like catboys or dogboys?"

"Oh, easy. Catboy." Paula smiled. She stood up and motioned for Ana and her to run off to some other part of the house. Ness watched as they left with a confused and fed-up face. "What are they planning…." The game continued some more. Nothing too major was happening in the game. Sometimes some juicy tea was spilled but nothing much to bat an eye at. That was until the girls came back.

"Lucas, truth or dare," Paula said.

"Hey, it was my turn!" Inkling angrily said. Paula pushed Inkling away and looked right into Lucas's soul.

"Truth or dare!"

"Uhm….d-dare?"

"Ok. I DARE YOU TO BECOME A CATBOY!"

"...Excuse me?" Lucas asked, in utter shock of the dare.

"We got an outfit for you. A catboy outfit." Lucas rubbed the back of his head. He was hesitant to do the dare, but he remembered what Young Link said before. He sighed.

"Ok." Ana clapped her hands before grabbing Lucas's arms and dragging him off. Ness glared at Paula.

"You and her ran off to get this suit?" he asked.

"Yes."

"Why?"

"You'll see." Paula cackled hysterically. Ana brought Lucas to a secluded part of the mansion and essentially did all of the undressing and dressing up for Lucas. Lucas didn't really mind in the end, because it wasn't like anything was going to happen. It took quite a bit for Ana to nearly properly prepare Lucas in the catboy outfit. Lucas had a bonnet that had black cat ears created on it. He had painted whiskers. He had a maid outfit, and around his neck was a small collar with a gold name tag that didn't have a name on it. He had black and furry wrist straps. He had light blue slide-in shoes that were slightly elevated by a slightly higher than normal heel. He had extra long black socks that reached a bit over his knee. There were two more things for Lucas to wear. Lucas saw one of these, being panties because yes, at that moment he was feeling a bit drafty down there. But something he noticed was that there was a hole where his butt would be. Ana turned around and held a black tail that had a pink bow on it. But the bottom of the tail looked….weird to say the least. The bottom wasn't black. Rather, it was a metallic silver that looked like a cone and a sphere had a baby. There was a small and rather thin metallic strip that connected the tail and the sphere-cone baby. "How're you gonna attach the tail?" Lucas asked, genuinely wondering.

"Can you turn around and show me your butt."

"Why?"

"Just do it, please." Lucas shrugged before doing exactly that. Ana walked forward. "You may feel a certain…..pinch down there."

"What do you-AHHH! FUCK!" Lucas yelled as Ana rammed the sphere-cone baby, which turned out to be a buttplug to keep the tail attached to him, into his butt." Lucas shot around with an angered face. "THE HELL!"

"Look behind you." Lucas did and saw the tail. It was up. Lucas looked back at Ana, a bit less angry.

"But how am I supposed to sit down."

"The tail has a built-in function that allows you to sit down."

"That explains nothing."

"Just put these on and let the writer not have the worry of caring about physics," she said as she tossed the panties to him. Lucas put them on, having to adjust the tail to fit into the hole. And soon, he was fully decked out in the catboy outfit. "How do you feel?" Ana brought out a mirror.

"Somewhat in pain, somewhat pleasured…..but all the way cute."

"That's what I'm talking about. Let's go see the others now, huh?" Ana led Lucas, who walked weird out of the room because he wasn't really used to things being up his flute chute.

Paula could tell they were done, so she covered Ness's eyes. Ness was used to the girl's nonsense so he didn't try to fight back against her lack of personal space awareness. Young Link looked up from his book and saw Ana and Lucas walk into the room. "My God….," he spoke under his breath but loud enough for them to hear. Toon Link turned around and looked at Lucas.

"Jeez, you're cute as fuck!"

"Profanity!" Mega Man yelled.

"What are they seeing?" Ness asked.

"You'll soon see," Paula said, excitedly. Ana directed Lucas to stand in the spot he was previously sitting in. "Ok Ness." Paula removed her arms and Ness had an instant eyeful of Lucas in his outfit.

"How do I look? Mrow~" Lucas did as he made a motion with his hands to create a sort of paw gesture. Ness had to clench his mouth from saying or making any explicit noises. Truth was, he knew Lucas. Knew him quite well. He had a crush on the blonde but since they weren't friends he couldn't just go up to him and say it. So, for nearly 2 years, he kept the crush to himself to hopefully get over the crush, that never happened. But due to their mutual friends, Toon Link and Ninten, Ness was able to get certain info. Like the fact, Lucas rarely went to parties he was directly invited to. Usually, his family would need to be invited in order for him to go. So, instead of doing that, Ness opened the invitation to everyone in their school, he just needed fate to bring Lucas there, and he was lucky it worked. One could imagine the toughness of seeing their crush in an outfit you only dreamed of them being in. Some blood started trickling from his nose.

"I NEED TO GO!" Ness bolted off, leaving a cartoonish puff of smoke behind.

"Does he not like this?"

"No. He liked it. A lot. I can tell, I know what people are feeling and when," Mega Man said.

"Where did he go?"

"Most likely the storage room. It's nearby. That's always been his hiding spot." Lucas looked at Ana, and she simply nodded. Lucas started on a run before stopping almost instantly to hold in a scream of pleasure and pain.

"You forgot the tail?" Ana asked.

"I forgot the tail."

"Want me to pull it out?" Ana asked as she made grabby hands. In an instant, he was gone. He too left a cartoonish puff of smoke.

Lucas was walking around the mansion, calling for Ness, and getting nothing back. He turned the corner and saw his brother, Claus, staring back at him. Lucas stiffened up and smiled. "H-hey Claus. H-how's the party so far?" Lucas asked with a fearful smile.

"Are you….the hell are you wearing?" Claus asked, not sure if he's surprised, angry, or worried. Lucas looked down at his outfit before looking back at Claus.

"Uhm. You're just drunk."

"And seeing my twin brother in a catboy outfit with a tail buttplug up his ass?"

"Yes?"

"You're an idiot."

"LOOK, NINTEN'S NAKED!" Claus turned around and saw nothing. He pouted and when he looked back, Lucas was gone.

"Every goddamn time." Ninten did finally catch up to Claus.

"Claus, come on, can we just party?" he begged. Claus thought for a moment before sighing.

"Fine. Fine. Let's go get fucked up."

"YAAAY!" The two of them walked off, leaving Lucas, who had hidden behind the corner, to sigh in relief. That was when Ness exited a nearby room.

"Oh, there you are, Ness."

"L-Lucas…h-hey there."

"Is something wrong? You left pretty fast." Lucas walked up to Ness, only making Ness more blushed than he already was.

"No. I-it's nothing." Lucas tilted his head, not believing the lie he spat out of his mouth. "C-can we just go party?"

"Hmm, fine. But what's next?"

"Follow me." Ness walked off, with Lucas following. They walked down to the main party room and to a table full of food and beverages. Lucas brightened at the sight of it all. He was a big foodie. He knew his way around food. Especially snacks. He licked his lips as he grabbed a plate and started grabbing some of the food. He kept going further down the table, getting more and more food. He stopped, however, when he made it to a bowl of alcohol. He knew it was alcohol by the smell. He looked around for Claus before grabbing a cup of it. He downed it pretty fast. Ness patted his back. "I'll be over there, by the tv when you get your food." Ness didn't want to hold up the line, and he wasn't a huge eater either, so he walked over to the large tv that had a coffee table a ways in front of it with three couches, of varying sizes, looking at this coffee table. There were only two people on these couches; Ninten and Claus. Ness knew both of them, although, for Claus, all he knew was that he was Lucas's brother. He sat down on a two-person couch. "Hey there Ninten."

"Oh, hiya!" Ninten excitedly said.

"And you are?"

"Name's Claus," Claus said as he downed some of his fruit punch.

"How's the party so far?"

"Pretty fun, even if he didn't allow us to enjoy it for long," Ninten said, motioning toward Claus.

"Sorry that I'm a protective brother. Gosh."

"Brother? Your brother is here?" Ness asked.

"Yeah, he's-" Claus stopped himself when Lucas fell face-first into the ground next to the coffee table. "Drunk…." Lucas giggled drunkenly as he struggled to get back up. He looked at Claus and Ninten. "Mom's gonna be pissed with me." Claus took a drink of his punch.

"Hey there, LOVEBIRDS!" Lucas said. Claus spat up all that punch.

"DON'T YOU EVEN FUCKING DARE-"

"Hey Ninten, Clausey has a crush on you!" Lucas hiccuped before going in for another laugh. Claus's entire face flushed in red when Ninten looked at him.

"Y-you what?" Ninten asked.

"Hehe….would you look at the time? I've gotta go and….do…..something." Claus ran off, but Ninten followed. Lucas walked forward, tripping and falling over the coffee table before getting up and sitting on the couch.

"You get drunk pretty fast," Ness pointed out. Lucas giggled.

"Hey Nessy, pull out my tail." Lucas got on all fours and pointed the tail at Ness. Ness was clearly hesitant, seeing where it connected and entered. He averted his eyes.

"I have a nice roof huh."

"PULL IT OUT PLEASE!" Ness sighed before grabbing the tail.

"All at once?"

"Yes~"

"Oh goddamn it.." He pulled it out, causing a moan and giggle from Lucas. Ness looked at the tail before throwing it away. "So you're a horny drunk, I presume." Lucas sat down and smiled.

"Wanna fuck?"

"Yup, a horny drunk."

"Shuddup and get your pants off…" Ness grabbed a cookie from his tray and bit into it.

"I would if I could. But you're drunk." He ate the rest of the cookie. "I doubt you mean anything you say." Lucas crawled closer to Ness, getting off the couch to do so. He sat in front of him like he was some cat. "Uh…." Lucas bowed his head, prompting Ness to pet it. "You're cute...I have to admit. But again, you're drunk." Lucas thought for a moment before running off. He came back shortly after with the bowl of alcohol. "What do you want me to do with that?"

"Drink."

"You want me drunk?" Lucas nodded his head sporadically. Ness rolled his eyes, but when he looked back at Lucas, he just couldn't say no to his eyes. The honest eyes that wanted nothing but good. Eyes that mean no harm. Ness sighed before taking the bowl and started drinking from it. After a while, he passed his limit and became drunk. He put the bowl aside and smirked. He grabbed Lucas's hand and ran off.

"Where're we going?"

"You'll see." Ness took Lucas upstairs and to the room where they played truth or dare. It was empty of people now. Ness let go of Lucas and ran over to the closet. He grabbed a board game and ran back, showing it to be The Game of Life.

"A….board game?" Lucas asked, slightly disappointed.

"Yeah. Never heard of drunken board games?"

"Not once."

"Well, can we just play together?" Lucas shrugged.

"I guess. Why not." They started playing the game. Lucas noticed some oddities about the game though. When Ness got married he chose a blue character token thing rather than a pink one. He also constantly mentioned that the other blue token was Lucas himself rather than some random guy. More of these moments came up throughout the game and toward the end, Lucas won and chose which mansion to live in and Ness insisted on living together.

"Why not?"

"That's not how the game works." Ness crossed his arms and huffed. Lucas sighed. "Ok, fine, maybe you can live with me." Ness cheered as he jumped forward and collided into Lucas. They rolled back a bit before stopping with Ness on top of him. Ness looked down at him with a blush and smirk.

"So, why don't we move this to the bed?" Ness asked as he walked his fingers up Lucas's chest. Lucas smiled.

"You're not drunk are you?"

"Hmmm, not now. It kinda wore off during the game. You?" Lucas giggled before grabbing the collar of Ness's shirt, bringing Ness's face closer.

"Never was. I think I'm a pretty good actor." Lucas brought Ness into a kiss. The kiss lasted a decent amount of time and was pretty passionate. When Lucas stopped the kiss he let go of the collar and laid back, smiling. "I found out about your crush."

"Heh, well, wanna make it more than a crush?"

"Hmmm maybe." His face showed the true answer. It was yes. Ness extended out his pinkie finger.

"We tell the others we're drunk?"

"Deal." Lucas grabbed Ness's pinkie with his own. Ness was overjoyed when he got off Lucas and carried him to the bed.

"Say goodbye to your precious V-Card."

"Hehe, just shut up and take it already."

Claus and Ninten, after the exposing of Claus's crush, got along pretty well. It turned out Ninten also returned the crush. Although granted, it was pretty obvious if it weren't for the fact Claus was so blinded by his fear of losing Ninten so he never picked up on Ninten's return crush. Ninten kissed Claus's cheek. "You can calm down now Clausey," Ninten grabbed his hands and tried to calm him down.

"It's kind of hard to when my 5-year old crush gets revealed."

"5 YEARS!" Claus looked over at him and nodded. "Th-that's like a long time."

"Only about, like, our entire friendship." Ninten blushed before looking down at his rubbing hands.

"Wow…."

"Sorry if that weirded you out."

"No. It was….actually pretty charming. My little hopeless romantic." Ninten brought Claus into a hug. Claus returned it. He smiled down at the slightly shorter boy as he ran a hand through his hair.

"I'm still going to beat the hell out of Lucas for it."

"Understandable." The hug ended and they walked back to the couches where they were, only to find out they weren't there anymore. Claus saw the nearly empty bowl of alcohol. "Did they drink that?"

"If they did, they're fucked up." The realization of what Hinawa would do if she found out one of her sons was mega drunk came in and utter panic called Claus's face home. "We need to find him. NOW!" Ninten didn't bother fighting back. They started looking around the entire party and soon made it up to the second floor and saw the rooms all were open….all but one. Claus marched toward this door. He didn't hesitate to enter it. The worried and slightly angered face he had on disappeared to be in utter shock. He slowly backed out and closed the door. He turned toward Ninten.

"What's wrong. Did something happen to him?" Claus didn't believe what he saw. He peeked into the room again and confirmed what he saw the first time. He closed the door and looked back at Ninten. "Dude, is something wrong? Do I need to call the cops or something?"

"He's being fucked."

"H-huh...he's...what?"

"He's getting absolutely railed in there…." Claus walked past Ninten, his shock moving down to his feet preventing him from walking normally. The image of his twin brother being railed into oblivion was implanted in his brain for all eternity. Ninten opened the door and saw the scene.

"That's my boy, make that ass yours!"

"NINTEN!" Claus yelled from the other side of the hall. Ninten jumped before closing the door.

Ness laid next to Lucas, panting. "Wow...that was something else." Lucas rolled onto his side to look at Ness.

"That was fun." Ness giggled before looking at him.

"That was pretty damn fun." Lucas slid closer and hugged him. His heart was still racing but it was obvious he enjoyed it and he enjoyed being around Ness. Ness slowly ran his hand through Lucas's hair as if petting him. "I'm glad I have you, my kitty." Lucas giggled. He looked at Ness with a cheeky smile.

"So I'm your kitty?" Ness nodded. He nuzzled Ness's neck. "I can live with that." A knock at the door caught both boys' attention. Lucas sat up. "Who is it!" It was Claus. He didn't wait to be welcomed in, and instead, just barged in. Lucas screamed a bit before hiding most of his body with a blanket. "We didn't welcome you in."

"Oh, what's the point. I already saw Ness fuck the shit out of you. I just came to say, Mom's here."

"We have to leave?"

"Yeah." Claus crossed his arms and stared at Ness. "You really weren't holding back on his first time huh?" Ness blushed before looking away.

"Hmmm, I need to clean my window!" Claus chuckled. As much as seeing his twin get railed haunted his mind, he knew Ness was a good guy so he felt at least a little more comfortable that it was with him rather than just some random guy.

"I'm assuming you didn't use protection."

"OH MY GOD, THIS FLOOR IS SO MAGNIFICENT!" Ness was rubbing the floor with his hands, trying to get the attention off the topic.

"If I find out Lucas gets an STD, consider your dick gone. I have scissors for a reason."

"You're so protective. Just get out so I can change," Lucas said. Claus rolled his eyes before leaving. He sighed before looking at Ness. "Thanks for the good time, Ness." Ness stood up and smiled. He was holding the clothes Lucas wore before the catboy outfit. Ness tossed it to him.

"What does that mean for us?"

"Uh, well, you know where I live now. You're always welcome." Lucas got out of bed and walked to Ness, bringing him into a kiss.

"I'll do that, Nessy." He playfully patted Ness's cheek before walking a bit away to put his clothes on. Once he was fully dressed, Ness walked over and placed his own cap on Lucas's head. Lucas turned to look at him. "What's this for?"

"You borrowed my precious hat. Later on, you'll need to 'return' it to me," Ness said with a wink. Lucas adjusted the hat on his head before smirking.

"I'll be sure to do that." Ness leaned down and kissed his nose.

"Love you, kitty."

"Jeez, you make it sound weird."

"Just say it back like you want to."

"Love you too." Lucas exited the room but stopped to look back at Ness. "Be sure to get this place cleaned out. I may want to 'return' the hat on the couch."

"You naughty kitty." Lucas started walking away.

"YOU'RE MAKING IT SOUND WEIRDER!" Lucas left Ness's view, leaving him to smile a lovestruck smile.

"I love you, Lukey…..I really do."