"Aw, what's the matter, Rex? Still upset that you didn't make it into Smash?"

A whine escaped the boy as the blonde continued to tease him and keep him in a headlock.

"M-Mythra! You shouldn't tease Rex like that!" squeaked out the redhead of the little group, worried for the boy.

"Oh come off it, Pyra. You know it's fun!" replied Mythra with a slight grin.

Rex let out a groan. "I don't get it. I thought I would have been a shoe-in. I mean if Miss Min Min could get in, surely my chances were good."

"Well they weren't," stated Mythra in a deadpan tone. "You just don't have what it takes like Pyra and I."

"What do you mean?" questioned the confused boy.

A catlike grin appeared on Mythra's face. "Pyra and I each have a big pair of something that YOU don't have and the fanboys love them. That's why we got in."

"Mythra!" exclaimed Pyra, she and Rex blushing up a storm as they realized what exactly Mythra was talking about.

Off to the side, watching Mythra cackle and Pyra try to defuse the situation, stood the swordsman trio and a blue-haired princess.

"Are we sure this was a good idea?" questioned Marth, turning to his friends.

"I'm sure," replied Shulk with a nod. "These two have proven themselves to be on the roster…despite what Mythra might say."

"Why do I feel like Mythra will be one of the bigger troublemakers on the roster?" questioned Link as he pinched the bridge of his nose in frustration.

While the three swordsmen continued to talk about the new Smash Fighters, the blue-haired princess made her way over to the Newcomers, a narrowed look on her face.

"What do you want, girl?" questioned Mythra, noticing the girl make her way over. This caught everyone's attention.

"I'm challenging you to a match!" exclaimed Lucina, drawing her Falchion. "I do not believe you belong here, especially if you think you got in simply because of lumps of fat!"

Link and Shulk glanced at Marth, who was facepalming at his granddaughter's words. Mythra on the other hand had a blank look on her face before her mouth stretched into another grin.

"Oh ho! Is that jealousy I hear in your voice, little girl? Wish you could be as big as me, do you?" taunted the light-based Blade.

"N-No!" squeaked out Lucina, a bright blush on her face that ruined the glare she gave. "Th-That is n-not wh-what I w-want!"

"Mythra! You need to stop teasing people!" exclaimed the fire-based Blade as she gave her "sister" an admonishing look.

"Oh keep quiet, Pyra," replied Mythra, rolling her eyes. "If the little girl is jealous about my body, then she needs to be honest with herself instead of getting mad at me for being so gifted."

While the two Blades continued to argue, Lucina looked down at her own chest in shame. Rex, who had finally escaped Mythra's grasp when Lucina came over, was apologizing profusely to the swordsman trio for Mythra's behavior.

All the while, Link, Marth, and Shulk were starting to think this might have been a bad idea after all.

FIN

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Despite what the last line might imply, I actually love that Pyra and Mythra are in Smash.

Anyway, sorry this took so long to get out. I unfortunately hit a funk, where despite the fact that I WANTED to write, I just didn't have the drive to actually do so. I wouldn't necessarily consider it a burnout, 'cause I've had one of those and this didn't feel like one.