LW: The big guy's about to show up, hope the crew is ready O_O
Rubber King & Mirror Master - Straw Hats Vs Oars: 1st try
"Kishishishi, here he comes" Moria laughs, Luffy turning as by now even he could feel the steady thumps, signalling the return "There he is, my wondrous, Oars!" he shouts as the giant zombie peers into the freezer, Luffy's jaw dropping as he finally sees it, the behemoth that supposedly held his shadow
'Fuck, this is going to be a lot harder than I thought'
A few rooms away
Drip drop drip drop
"Shindry, don't just stand there, say something! You're starting to scare me Shindry, stop ignoring me and do something!" Hogback pleads/shouts as the zombie just stands there crying, her eyes staring aimlessly into space.
"My body, won't move…" she finally responds "...and these tears, won't stop"
"What kind of bullshit is that? You will move when and where I tell you to move, and stop with the waterworks, it won't break me. If not for the shadow inside you you'd be dead, you're current life is thanks to me. Zombies only purpose is to serve, I made you and can unmake you just as easily you stupid bitch, so follow my orders!"
"Fufufu, it appears, that the original owner of the body is somehow fighting back against the shadow's control" Robin hums "Unexpected to say the least"
"But the body's been dead for a decade, could there still be some of the original owner's will in that dead flesh?" Chopper asks
"Unknown, this is something you can't exactly check, nor would there be any research done on the subject. You could scowar the world and still not find all the answers" Robin replies, just as the shadow finally wins out, Shindry shuffling heavily towards them
"Puppet indeed, that doesn't look natural in the slightest" Artemis notes, grimacing
"I will, kill them all" Shindry says, her voice once more a flat monotone
"Great, there's the woman I love, now try buy me as much time as possible k?" Hogback orders
Robin sighs "Shame, I thought we were about to experience a miracle" she mumbles, crossing her arms, while Vivi steadies herself and extends her wires
Dose Fleur
Cat's Cradle
With Shindry 'occupied' it meant Chopper was able to run down Dr. Hogback before he even had a chance to really try getting away, tackling the man to the ground
"You stupid brat, how could you side with a corpse instead of a genius?" he shouts, squirming uselessly "What do you even care you're not even a human in the first place you monster?"
"Our captain, he's just fine with Monsters, Demons, perverts, psychopaths, and even cyborgs and we all get along just fine"
"Plus Uncle Luffy doesn't need to make us into zombie slaves to get us to listen to him" Artemis adds, having followed Chopper hoping to get a chance to kick the bastard in the face.
"Robin, now!" Chopper shouts, getting a nod from the archaeologist
Pierna Fleur
"Why do I feel like the floor's gone… oh shit!" Hogback screams as he sees what happened, Robin had bloomed several sets of legs under Chopper's feet, forming a kind of Hana stilts which the 2 were now swinging on from the top "Please, be reasonable Dr. Chopper, if you spatter my genius brains on the floor below just think about the disservice you'll do to the medical community" he pleads
"Don't care, besides it's that rotten brain of yours that got you into this mess" Chopper growls, squeezing tighter
"I thought you were a man of reason, can't we work something out?"
"It's too late for that"
Robi-Cho Suplex
Aaanndd Back to Luffy
"This guy, he's even bigger than those giants from Little Garden, how is THAT being run by my shadow?" Luffy wonders aloud
"Kishishishi, you sure kept me waiting around Oars, but I'm happy to see your shadow and body have worked out the kinks and synchronized quickly enough. I take it you'll be obedient and not randomly destroy your fellow zombies in the future?" he asks "How about a little test, who is your master?"
"Gecko Moria, you are my master" Oars boomed, sending a shiver down Luffy's spine
"No way… hold on. You're supposed to be my shadow, you don't have to listen to this fatass, the King can't have a Captain, he is the one above all!" Luffy shouts agrilly
Oars turns his head slightly "Huh, who are you, and what's with that dumb hat?" he asks
"Kishishi, everything is in order, meaning it's time for your first mission. I've placed several wanted posters on your arm, ruffians who have been causing your master a great deal of trouble. They're called the Straw Hat Pirates. I want you to find them, ruin them and then put them on their ship. If you kill a few it's no big deal, plus with a crew worth over a billion collectively, (1 billion, 164 million, and 50 beris to be exact) so they won't simply die from a single blow, even from you Oars. So don't hold back, I want to see your full potential, understand?"
"K. You got it master" Oars nods, then notices one of the targets was right in front of him "Oh, found one, that was easy. It's Straw Hat"
'Crap' Luffy thinks with a grimace then sees something he didn't expect… Moria running "Hey, get back here coward!" he shouts, but he had bigger things to worry about, literally
"Gum Gum..." Oars growls
"Hey, that's my thing!" Luffy shouts back, then tries to pedal back as the giant zombie headbutts the railing her was standing on
"...Bell!"
THUMP
And the reunion begins….now!
"That's, one hell of a monstrous zombie" Vivi gasps
"That's Luffy's zombie" Chopper corrects, still dropping with Hogback as the room begins to crumble
"Chopper, the floor won't last much longer, get over here!" Robin calls, the reindeer shifting to Walk Point and using Hogback as a spring board bounces over to the relative safety of the opposite end of the room to Oars. The Doc wasn't so lucky, as part of the falling walls, ceiling and floor fell on him, pinning him to the ground.
"That was a close one, but it looks like Hogback and Shindry fell to the next floor down" Chopper notes as the 4 rebalance themselves
"We should probably run now, shouldn't we?" Artemis asks, looking worryingly at the oni like giant zombie, plodding aimlessly through the building.
The other problem was Oar's path seemed to cross right through where Hogback and Shindry were "I'm conflicted, on the one hand, I want the bastard to suffer for all he's done, but on the other, I don't want to watch him get smushed by a giant" Vivi hums, biting her lip
"Something's going on down there, we just can't hear it from here" Robin muses, considering blooming some ears but deciding it wasn't worth it.
The big surprise though was when Shindry turned her head to where the Straw hats were… and smiled. They gasped, not knowing she was actually able to do that, but it hit Chopper that she looked exactly like she did in the photos, for that one moment she might as well have been the real thing, shame both her and Hogback got stepped on a few moments later.
Elsewhere
"Damn this place is going down fast" Kaos chuckles, then turns to Sanji with concern "I know you're being a chivalrous pervert or whatever, but you look like you're carrying a knife between your balls, maybe let us wake Nami up rather than carry her around?" he suggests
"Not a chance, I will protect the angel with my life" Sanji retorts, just as the ceiling caves in, a big red foot stomping through it "Crap, is that Luffy's zombie?"
"Well, it's sure not yours. Got any ideas, besides running at full speed that way?" Kaos asks, pointing behind him, then sighs "Also Pervsalom is back" he says just as Sanji looks down and sees Nami was missing
"You bastard, get your ugly mug back here so I can kick it!"
"Hahaha, seems that troublesome zombie is finally playing for our team, which means you're about to lose your life. I think now is the best time for me to leave, take my delicious bride elsewhere to savour her delicate flower" Absolom gloats
"Show yourself you coward!" Sanji bellows
"No thanks, not going to happen, but if you're in that desperate a need for company, go play with Oars" the ivisoperv laughs as Oars stomps towards the 2, who leap out of the way
Tower
"So, how does it feel to be whole again?" Alvida asks half jokingly, Zoro staring at his new blade the entire time Kaya was checking him over
"Never mind that, how does it feel to beat the most famous samurai in all of Wano's history?" Valentina asks with a wide grin, until they hear more thuds and when they looked down a wall was punched through, Oars walking though it into the open courtyard "Well, shit"
"Looks like there's still one more zombie we definitely need to deal with" Zoro says as he stands, attaching Shusui to his hip like his other 2, ready to fight.
"Hey, down there in the rubble, more zombies?" Franky asks
"Nope, that's our chef, and if I'm not mistaken we've finally found Kaos" Victor chuckles as he sees the 2 seemed mostly ok, though the fact the purplette's facial expression had dropped into a grimace couldn't be seen from up there so wasn't mentioned or noticed.
Checking up on Luffy
"MORIA!" Luffy screams as he chases the onion human through the corridors "Get back here you lazy bastard!"
"Are you running FROM your shadow, or CHASING me?" Morias asks between pants, the fat bastard clearly out of shape and not used to running for any length of time
"Chasing you, sure my shadow will be a pain to deal with, but you're the bigger problem over all, as well as the root of all this mess" Luffy argues
In a calmer part of the island
"Oh, that's not good" Usopp whimpers, peering at Oars through his binoculars
"Usopp" Chopper yells as he spots the long nose
"Chopper. Robin. Artemis, Vivi. Man am I glad to see you all ok. We've got a big problem though" Usopp points behind him towards Oars "The zombie has our wanted posters on his arm, he knows what we all look like!" he screams, then as if to prove the point, Oars begins bellowing
"COME OUT COWARDS! YOU CAN'T HIDE FROM ME FOREVER STRAW HATS!"
"You know, I might actually enjoy this" Kaos chuckles, a forked tongue slipped past pointed teeth, similar expressions found on Zoro and Alvida, itching for a real fight after all these lame zombies (Plus Zoro wanted a chance to try out his new sword) "Don't kill Moria too quickly Luffy, I want to have some fun" he mutters, Hebi reforming into a burning blue polearm as he removes her from his hip.
"So, anyone got any bright ideas on how to fight this zombie?" Greed asks curiously
"Not at the...wait a minute. Usopp!" Valentina shouts, getting the others, and more importantly the sniper's attention
"Hey, did anyone else hear my name a moment ago?" Usopp asks, looking left to right
"Up here dumbass!" the group with him look up when they hear Zoro shout
"Huh, that's where everyone else is" Vivi muses
"Except Luffy, Sanji, Nami and Kaos" Chopper adds, looking worried
"Hey, what are you guys doing up there?" Usopp asks/shouts
"Killed a zombie samurai, got Brooks shadow back" Zoro replies pretty casually
"LUFFY? I THINK I'M SUPPOSED TO CRUSH THAT GUY, MY NAME'S OARS. HELLO" Oars shouts, mostly because he doesn't seem to have a lower tone.
"Is the pervert striking a conversation with the damn zombie?" Alvida grunts as she facepalms
"Well, it doesn't have tits, so… I'm really confused" Valentina admits with a shrug
"Damn cook, has he even rescued Nami yet after all that posturing?" Zoro asks with a scowl
"Probably not, but I think going anywhere near that thing makes his own situation a lot worse than hers" Brook comments
"Odd that they decided to switch to violence mid way through a mission, given they needed us alive to extract and maintain our shadows" Robin muses
"Guess after getting Luffy's shadow and it actually syncing up to that beast, the rest of us are pretty much expendable" Usopp sighs, the only sign of his fear right now his quivering fists
"Either that, or with all the shadows we've purified and set free Moria decided we're more trouble than we're worth" Vivi suggests, getting a nod of agreement from Artemis
"Either way we should probably do something to save his ass" Robin says as she crosses her arms
"Hold on a second, you might want to hold off on that at least for the moment"
"And why's that, you said he has all our wanted posters on his arm?" Robin asks, her fingers twitching
"He does, but you've seen Sanji's wanted poster, it looks nothing like him" Usopp actually gives a slight chuckle at that, partly in relief as he sees Robin relax even if only slightly
"But wait, doesn't your wanted poster look nothing like you either, because you're wearing a full face mask?" Artemis asks, confusing Chopper and causing Usopp to freeze up in panic
"HM, YOU LOOK EXACTLY LIKE YOU DO IN THE WANTED POSTER" Oars booms, shooting that plan out of the water
"The fuck just happened?" Victor asks, partly in shock but mostly confusion
"Oars is just as stupid as Luffy, and that fact just bit us in the ass, or at least Sanji's" Zoro sighs, taking the slap to the head from Alvida without complaint, he did just insult her husband, even if they all knew their captain wasn't even close to being the smartest pirate on the Sunny.
"What, that poster looks nothing like me!" Sanji shouts angrily
"BUT IT'S SO GOOD, REALLY CAPTURE LOOK OF STUPIDITY ON FACE" Oars retorts
"Did your eyes rot out of your skull moron?"
"NEVER MIND, YOU STILL ADMIT TO BEING PART OF THE STRAW HAT CREW"
"He's got you there Sanji" Kaos chuckles, now spinning his weapon as he waits to see where this goes.
Sanji grunts "Yeah, so what?"
"SO NOW YOU DIE"
"And now we brawl. Want any help Eros?" Kaos asks, his grin returning
"I'd have expected you to have run off again if you weren't going to do so anyway" the cook says with an eye roll
Checking up on the captain
"Moria, get back here and fight me!" Luffy shouts, his punches being repeatedly blocked by Doppleman "Stupid shadow, stop hiding like a bitch and fight!"
"Kishishi, catch me if you can Straw Hat, ah damn it, what idiot put this dead end here" Moria laughs, then stops when he realises he's run out of corridor
"Finally, now it's time for me to kick your ass"
"Really? Did it ever occur to you I was leading you on this wild goose chase to distract you from Oars tearing your crew to shreds?"
"Yeah, but it didn't matter, my crew doesn't need me to fight their battles for them, they've probably already dealt with those other assholes who were there when you stole my shadow" Luffy retorts
"Really, then I guess we can keep playing a little longer" Moria coos
Brick Bat attack
"Come find me when you're done" Moria taunts running around Luffy as he flails around trying to deal with the shadow bats, splattering them against the wall with a Gattling, before resuming his chase after the onion man.
So not much then, back to the action
"STAY STILL AND LET ME SQUASH YOU!"
"How about, no?" Kaos hums though frowns as his weapon wasn't really doing much against a creature of Oar's size, not that Sanji was doing much better but at least something that big gave telegraphed attacks like there was no tomorrow, meaning they could at least dodge most if not all of his punches
"TAKE THIS YOU DAMN TWERPS. GUM GUM…"
"Shit, did he get Luffy's Devil fruit along with his shadow?" Usopp shouts in panic
"Unlikely, otherwise Moria would have focused solely on Devil fruit users as targets to steal the shadows of" Robin theorizes, something niggling at the back of her mind
"...SICKLE" Oars booms, then slams him arm down where the 2 were standing a moment ago
"Ok, good news, he doesn't have Luffy's fruit, bad news, at his size he might as well already have it" Franky summarises
"He's also faster than you would expect for a brute of his size" Alvida says with a scowl
Robin's eyes widen "I remember now, why the name Oars set off alarm bells. That zombie was once the legendary Demon, once known as the Continent Puller"
Collier Shot
Descending Thrust
"Damn, I knew it was tanky but usually those attacks would do something" Sanji growls around his cigarette
"Well we did aim for the head, in hindsight that wasn't our best plan" Kaos sighs, then his eyes widen as Oars is in front of them in seconds 'shit' he thinks before they get backhanded into the nearby building
"Strength and speed on a body like that, this zombie's way too OP" Valentina grimaces
"OK PIRATES, SQUISHING TIME… WAIT WHERE OTHER ONE GO?" Oars grunts, as he picks up Sanji "OH WELL, TIME TO DIE"
Firebird Star
Whoosh
"HOT" Oars grunts, more an acknowledgement of the fact he was on fire, than any pain or discomfort as he turns towards where Ussop had been standing when he fired the attack. Tossing Sanji to the ground before lumbering over "TALL WOMAN WITH BLACK HAIR, FUZZY THING, BLUE CHICK WITH CUTE FACE, CHILD WITH CHEEK BLUSHES. THOSE SOME STRAW HATS"
"Oh crap now he's focused on us!" Chopper and Usopp shout
"Well, time to make our way to the ground floor" Zoro says as he unsheathes all 3 swords, being a logia was the only reason Kaya had already jumped a moment before him, her syrup body absorbing the impact easily.
"How about we draw his fire first" Franky suggests, activating the guns in his arm and firing, only for Oars to turn and kick at the tower they were on, sending them all falling "Well, that could have gone better" he groans, having managed to grab Brook and Victor as they fell, Alvida practically bounced from stone to stone as she headed to the others while Zoro, Greed and Valentina ran across his leg to begin the offence
One Gorilla, Two Gorilla
Nigori-Zake
Zoro's attack hit the zombie dead on, cutting off one of his lower fangs as well as knocking him back, while the other 2 slashed across his head and neck as they blitzed past, before using the wall to reunite with the others. Unfortunately for Zoro, Oars was still kicking
Gum Gum Volcano
As he shot the swordsman into the sky
"This is bad, he won't survive a fall from this height" Kaya gasps
"Hey asshole, open wide!" Franky shouts, before unloading with a Weapons Left, only for his jaw to drop when Oars managed to dodge his attack "He, what the hell is with this guy?"
"Um, Franky, we may have a bigger problem" Brook notes, pointing to where Oars currently was, ripping up a tower with a bear hug, then tackling their current position with it.
"He's shredding through all of us!" Usopp shouts
"Zoro's on the way down, we need to do something!" Chopper screams, as Robin crosses her arms
Cien Fleur: Spider net
"Ah, that was a close one. If we survive this I owe you one Robin" Zoro groans, then eyes widen in panic as Oars is upon them
"Hail Mary time, Hey ugly!" Usopp shouts, Oars turns to look straight at him "You may be a walking tank… but you're still a zombie"
Special Attack: Salt Stars
The salt enters Oar's open mouth and he swallows, but instead of a shadow tadpole forcing itself free, he just stood there, staring at the straw hats with his one functional eye
"It, it didn't work" Usopp whimpers
"At his size, it seems nothing short of guzzling sea water would purify him" Vivi grimaces
"And the required effort to get him in the water would most likely cause a tidal wave that would kill all those currently alive on this island" Robin adds unhelpfully
Getting annoyed Chopper shifts into Heavy Point and charges at the Zombie
Heavy Gong
Only for him to slam the remains of the tower he was holding where the group was currently located, destroying the bridge, sending them to the ground and knocking them all out (Well, not Greed, but the Edo Tensai was damaged enough he needed time to repair before being able to do anything)
"Well, that went about as well as expected" Kaos mutters with a wheeze as he sees the entire crew get decimated by a single opponent, just before losing the battle to remain conscious himself
Damn these guys got fucked. Let's see how someone else is doing, and if the drugs have worn off yet
"You may now kiss the bride"
Of the many things Nami wanted to be woken up to, a stack of gold, jewels and beri high on that list, weird messed up catman lips trying to kiss her was nowhere to be seen on it, but unfortunately that was what she got
"What the fuck is going on, let me go! Stay away from me you perverted freak!" Nami screams, trying to break the hold the zombie had on her body
"Shut up woman, I've already stood through the boring part and the asskicking blondy and snaky gave me, so justy hold still and let me kiss you!"
"No fucking way, those aren't even human lips you twisted bastard!" Nami yells as she squirms, moving her head out of the way of the perverts repent kiss attacks "Plus I'm a pirate I want money and adventure not marriage with some stitched up weirdo"
"I am your king, you'll be my graveyard queen, doesn't that sound wonderful?" Absolom boasts between attempted smooches
"Those words don't even make sense!"
CRASH
"Lola!" Absolom shouts as the warthog zombie drops out of the ceiling, the impact knocking everyone back
"Nami-zo, you bastard, how could you do this to me?" Lola growls "You told me Ab and I made a wonderful couple yet here you are marrying him, I thought you were my friend!" she bellows
"I've literally just woken up from the mother of all hangovers, I'm currently busy praying all this ceremony meant he wasn't going to 'sample the goods' before the wedding night" Nami shouts back, failing to suppress a shudder
"Damn it Lola, got get married to a carcass and get out of my way!" Absolom orders, doing precisely nothing as usual
"Then marry me!"
"I'd rather off myself"
Lola huffs "Poor little Ab, unaware of the truth. This 'woman' behind me, her real name, is Nami-zo and she… is a HE" she announces, Nami's eyebrows shooting up to her hairline as Absolom's jaw drops
"NOOOOOOOOO! That can't be true" the invisoperv declares frantically
"Yeah it's all true, he told me himself. So Ab is that why you don't want me, you secretly into guys instead?" Lola asks/taunts
'Damn, if she hadn't broken in I'd have actually married a guy, I nearly kissed him right on the lips…. Wait a minute" Absolom thinks, then something clicks in his brain "I saw you in the bath, you're all woman from those tits to the kitty between your legs!"
"Really, the guy who looks like he's an entire zoo stitched together doesn't know sex change surgery exists?" Nami bluffs "Plus for all you know I was changed by the Horu Horu no mi's power" she adds, remembering Kaos muttering about it as he ripped out some of his notes.
"Meaning you're still a girl on the outside, and a man stealing hussy to boot!" Lola shouts, swinging wildy and causing Nami to keep backing away from the crazy zombie "Get out of here!"
'She keeps missing, I mean it's close enough I'd probably get cut if I just stood there, but she should be able to hit me with how skilled she seems to be with those weapons' Nami thinks, confused by what she's seeing
"Nami-zo" Lola whispers "You need to get out of here fast. I came to rescue you, my friend. I'll hold me off as long as I can, don't know how long that will be but it's the best I got" she then turns on her heels and rushes for Absolom allowing Nami to start the retreat in the comotion "Master Ab, I'm gonna make you forget the big strong man in your nightmares, by replacing him with my sexy lady kisses. Prepare for my forceful smooches!"
"Damn it Lola my bride is getting away" Absolom growls
"Your bride is right here, now pucker up!"
"Not a chance" Absolom shouts, using his wrist mounted bazookas to blow Lola away "You won't convince me that easy my beloved is a man" he sneers
"Lola!" Nami screams as the warthog is blasted through the wall, meanwhile Absolom pants heavily, the recoil from his guns much worse given his poor condition after his earlier beatdown
"You're nothing but a lowly zombie, how dare you make me waste so much effort and ammo disposing of you" he scowls, arm still extended, just in case he miscalculated and she lept at him again. He turns his head when he catches movement, but lowers his guard when he see's it to be Nami "That's a good girl" he purrs "Finally come to your senses and stoped running from me my sweet?" he asks, seemingly not noticing, that she had her Climatact out and ready "You can't hide and you can't escape, because wherever you go I'll hurt you down and I assures you, you won't even see me coming"
Thunder Charge
"You won't get away with this" Nami growls, the tip of her weapon glowing and starting to spark "A straw hat never lets their friends pain go unpunished" the top section decouples as Nami lets it spin "This is for Lola!" she shouts as she charges straight for the dumbass
"That's it my sweet, come running into your husband's arms" the cat-perv coos, leaving himself wide open to…
Swing Arm
...what basically amounts to a high speed impact from a club, combined with being hit by lightning, both striking him right in the face simultaneously.
"Unfortunately, I doubt this will be enough to beat you, but I'm still going to try Oda damn it!" Nami says, gritting her teeth and the climatact continues to discharge into the pervert. Of course she didn't know both Sanji and Kaos had beaten him black and blue not that long ago, so her attack actually was enough to finally K.O. the bastard, leaving the Inviso-perv twitching and smoking on the ground in front of her. "Huh, didn't see that coming, but oh well, I won a fight! Maybe I hit his weak spot or something, kind of expected that to be his balls but I guess Dr. Hogback fucked up somewhere in putting him back together, or something" Nami shrugs, mostly just happy this was all over, besides she had more important things to worry about as she hears Lola stir and cough, rushing over to check on her "Please tell me you're ok Lola. You have no idea how thankful I am you showed up to save me"
Lola chuckles "Don't mention it, that's what friends are for right?"
Nami frowns, feeling bad inside "I, owe you an apology for earlier Lola. When we first met, you scared me a lot and I lied to you, I'm not really a man but I thought if I said I was you'd leave me alone or at least stop trying to kill me"
"Yeah I didn't think you were, no man has a chest like that Nami dear" the zombie teases, getting a tired laugh from the navigator… then something clicks in her rotten skull "Wait a minute, Absolom is completely helpless right now. I'm gonna make you mine baby, now and forever!" she shouts, leaping up and diving for the unconscious pervert, Nami chuckling as she is happy her friend finally got what she wanted
Aw, this is nice... Now back to the other stuff
"Well, that was actually kind of humiliating, I don't think we even made more than superficial scratches on this huge fucker"
"Master will be displeased I was beaten by an inferior undead
"Leave Nii-san to me, you can redeem yourself helping us kick his undead ass in the meantime"
"Speaking of, what was his name again?"
"I think it said its name was Roach"
"Not even close"
"Pretty sure there was an 'S' in it"
"Roast?"
"No the end, the S was at the end"
"Fours?"
Robin sighs, her crew were idiots sometimes, probably Luffy rubbing off on them "It's Oars"
"Right, Oars, that sounds right"
"Um, sorry to mention but my injuries are quite terrible…" Brook says
"That's fine, you can still move right, because if you can't fight, at least get out of the splash zone"
"Oh, Ok"
"Hey Oars!" Sanji shouts, getting the giant zombie's attention "We've been told you have Luffy's shadow inside you, so really it's your own fault for forgetting that you shouldn't underestimate the strength of your own crew" he says as he lights a cigarette, the entire group in lock step with weapons out and ready for action
"Let's see if the big man can actually fight the crew all at once, rather than pick us off one by one" Kaos says with a feral smirk, Hebi already spinning in his hand
TBC
LW: Well, I think the crew have been sufficiently warmed up, and the final member of Moria's non zombie forces have been beaten properly, so it really is just Onion and Oars.