Here is a parody of: Ripped Pants, which is a Casagrandes chapter. Enjoy.
Lori is spending the weekend at Great Lakes City with her boyfriend Bobby. They're at the beach, sitting in chairs and relaxing. Bobby sighed. "What a great day."
"You said it, Boo Boo Bear." Lori agreed. "I'm so glad I could spend the weekend with you."
"Me too." Then Bobby ran off. "Hey babe! Look!" He now has a mound of sand on his head which looked like a witch hat. "I'm a sand witch!"
Lori laughed. Then Bobby made a sand sculpture to look like his cousin Carl and did a perfect imitation of him.
"Hey Lori, it's me, Carl."
Lori laughed again.
"I'd get a tan, but the heat might damage my handsome face."
Lori continued laughing. "Oh Bobby!"
Bobby pretended to ring a doorbell and walked in carrying sand pizza boxes and wearing a pizza delivery hat. "Did anyone order twenty pepperoni and sand pizzas?"
He and Lori laugh together. Then a guy walked up to them.
"Hey there."
Lori immediately recognized the guy and gasped. "You're- you're Blake Bladley! You guest starred in VOM!"
"VOM?"
"Yeah! That show with the creepy vampire dude."
"Oh, you mean Vampires Of Melancholia? Yeah, I was on that show."
"Bobby, this is Blake." Lori introduced. "He's a voice actor."
"Hey…" Bobby greeted. He wanted to spend some quality time with Lori and now some dude that he barely knew got in the way of that.
"Nice to meet you." Blake said. "You guys want to watch the weightlifting contest? I'm in it."
"Sure." Lori said. She and Blake walk off. "Well, come on Bobby."
Bobby's sand pizzas and hat fall flat as he walks on dejectedly and disappointedly. "Coming."
We cut to a group of weightlifters, each grunting as they worked out. Blake turned to Lori and Bobby. "Check this out, guys."
Blake stood in front of a weight. He picked it up, grunting as he did so. The crowd cheered for him, and he threw the weight down.
"Good job, Blake!" Lori commented.
"Well, that's about enough for today, don't you think?" Bobby tried to walk off.
"How about a little more weight?" He walked over to another weight that was heavier than the other one and bent down. "Observe." He grunted as he picked up the weight. His eyes bulged, and his veins stuck from his neck. The crowd cheered, and Blake threw the weight down.
"All right, stand back, everyone." Bobby said. He picked up a small dumbbell. The crowd is silent. He sunk into the sand.
"Y'all watch this!" Blake picked up another weight. The crowd and Lori cheered. Blake also picked up Lori in one hand while carrying the heavyweight in the other hand. The crowd cheered louder.
"Way to go, Blake!" Lori cheered. Bobby turned red with jealousy. Not only was this guy pretty strong, but he was also lifting his girlfriend! Then Bobby spotted a guy eating marshmallows and went over to him.
"Can I borrow a couple of these?" Bobby asked.
"Mm-Hmm." The guy said through his marshmallow-filled mouth before cramming another marshmallow into his mouth. Bobby took two marshmallows and placed them under a dumbbell.
"And now, with the addition of 2, count 'em, 2 marshmallows." Bobby prepped himself for his lift, inhales deeply, takes hold of the dumbbell, and is unable to lift it. The crowd isn't moved. He tried again. And again. After a huge effort, Bobby heard a rip. He looked down and noticed that he ripped his pants. The crowd gasped, then laughed at Bobby. He scuttled off, embarrassed. A teen named Par walked over, laughing.
"That was too funny!" He slapped Bobby on the back. "You are hilarious!"
"Isn't he literally the funniest guy you ever met?" Lori commented.
Bobby grinned widely which gave him an idea.
At the volleyball court, Blake held a volleyball in his hand. "Anybody up for some volleyball?"
The ball volleys back and forth, until Blake spikes it into some teens and the crowd cheered for him. Bobby looked at him in contempt. A guy served the ball and as Blake is about to hit it, Bobby interferes. "I've got it!"
The ball fell and Bobby tried to serve it. "Incoming!" The serve missed and the crowd booed. He bent down to pick the ball up and ripped his pants.
"Oops! I guess I ripped my pants again!" The crowd laughed. Par walked in laughing again.
"Once again, dude-" He slapped Bobby on the back. "-you have split my sides." He continued to laugh.
A frisbee is tossed in the air. Blake caught it and threw it over to Lori.
"Hey Lori, toss it over here!" Bobby called.
"Okay, here it comes!"
Bobby stood still and let the Frisbee hit him on the head, knocking him over. "I could use a hand here!" He laughed.
The blonde ran over and helped her boyfriend up. "You okay, Boo Boo Bear?"
"I guess so…" He does a handstand, revealing his pants. "...except I ripped my pants!"
The crowd laughed, and Par walked up to Bobby once again. "You've still got it, dude!" He slapped Bobby on the back again.
Bobby and Lori walked up to the ice cream vendor.
"May I help you?" The vendor said.
"I'll take a banana split." Bobby said.
"Uh, we don't have that."
"That's okay. I already split my pants! Get it?"
Lori giggles. The vendor got annoyed. "Tee-hee. Anything else?"
"How about ripple?" He does so, and Lori giggled again. "No thanks, already got one!" Lori dropped laughing, the vendor was unamused, and Bobby bounced off to the snack bar. Bobby ran up to a guy, knocking his drink over. "Is that a burger you're eating?"
"Why, yes it is."
"You know what would go good with that?"
"No, what?"
Bobby whispered. "Ripped...Pants." He smiled widely and showed the annoyed guy his ripped pants. Bobby then ran around the snack bar, laughing. He comes up in-between two teens. "Ripped pants a la mode!" He ripped his pants and the teens were annoyed. Cut to Bobby being in the kitchen of the snack bar, next to the fry cook.
"Delivery! Did you order twenty cases of ripped pants?" He shoved his behind through the box, revealing his ripped pants, then laughed and the box is revealed to have no lower part. The fry cook groans disgustedly.
A broadcasting booth is looking over the ocean.
"Surfs up in the Great Lakes Ocean!" A sports guy announced. Citizens are seen surfing. "And here comes Blake, doing his trademark lay-back." Blake is lying on his surfboard.
"There goes Lori hanging ten...fingers, that is." Lori is doing a handstand on her surfboard.
"There goes Bobby..." A rip is heard. "ripping his pants again." The sports guy was annoyed, then cut to Bobby ripping his pants on his surfboard. A wave knocked the teen off his surfboard and washed him up on the beach. He was covered in seaweed.
"Hey, look!" A lifeguard noticed Bobby. "Some weird looking sea creature washed up on the beach." He took a closer look through his telescope. "Holy fish paste! It's a dude!"
He sprinted over to Bobby and flipped him over. "Why?! Why?! WHY?!" A crowd gathered around Bobby and the lifeguard.
"Boo Boo Bear!" Lori exclaimed.
Bobby spoke to the lifeguard. "Come closer." A divine light shined on him. "I need...I need…"
"What do you need?" The lifeguard asked as tears came to his and Lori's eyes.
Bobby patted the lifeguard on the shoulder. A close up of his mouth is shown. "A tailor." The light turns off, accompanied by a light switch. "Cause I ripped my pants!" He laughed. The lifeguard made an annoyed expression, dropped Bobby, and the crowd surrounding him walked off with annoyance. Bobby is left alone and Lori walks up to him angry.
"That so wasn't funny, Bobby! You had me worried sick!" She walked off as Par walked toward Bobby and looked at him sadly.
"Dude…" he said as he shook his head, then walked away.
Bobby is inside a dressing tent, thinking. Come on, Bobby, you're losing them! Think! Your public's waiting.
He speaks to himself. "Let's see…" He checked his ideas off a list. "Lifting weights - big laugh," "Frisbee in face - kills," "Surfing - knocks 'em dead," "Pretending to drown," He used his pencil to write the word "NO" and circle it. "No. Come on, funny man, think! I got it! Hey, everybody!"
He ran out of the dressing tent in his underwear and holding his pants. "Not ripped pants! No pants on! Huh? Someone call the fashion police. There's pants on the loose!"
The wind howled, and Bobby is standing alone on the beach. A tumbleweed rolled by. Bobby turned and heard party music at a distance, and saw Blake and Lori playing volleyball.
"Oh, no, everybody's gone, even Lori. She'd rather hang out with Blake! Oh, no." He lies on the beach as he continues saying, no. "We blew it, pants!" He threw his pants aside.
"What do you mean "we"?" Surprisingly the pants came to life and walked away, leaving Bobby alone.
"Oh, I didn't have to be a fool to get Lori's attention. Am I the biggest loser on the beach?!"
One of Bobby's apartment neighbors, Miranda, walked up to Bobby, shining red. "No, I am. I forget to put on sunscreen." She placed a hand on herself, and it leaves a sounding mark, which vanished.
"Ouch." Bobby said. Another one of Bobby's neighbors, Cory, walked up to the two.
"No, I am. I got sand in my buns." He showed them two sandy buns. Then another neighbor, Alexis, popped his head out of the sand.
"No, I'm the biggest loser. They buried me in the sand and forgot me."
"What happened to you?" The neighbors asked Bobby.
"I lost my girlfriend."
"How?"
Bobby grabbed a sand guitar. He is in front of a sand castle. "When I ripped…" His underwear started ripping. "my pants."
He began to sing. "I thought that I had everybody by my side, but I went and blew it all sky-high, and now she won't even spare a passing glance,-"
The curtain comes down and a spotlight shines on Bobby. "all just because I-" He ripped his underwear again. "ripped my pants."
The other three "losers of the beach" assembled on a sand stage with sand instruments and sang.
"When Blake Bradley came round just to put him down, Bobby turned into a clown, and no girl ever wants to dance with a fool who went and-" Miranda turned around and suddenly, her bottom then rips, splitting open, revealing her white underwear. "ripped his pants!"
Bobby sang in a more manly voice as a crowd began to gather. "I know I shouldn't mope around, I shouldn't curse, but the pain feels so much worse. 'Cause winding up with no one is a lot less fun than a burn from the sun…"
"Or sand in your buns!" instrumental break. Cory scraped the two buns together to make a rhythm then the curtain shows waves crashing about.
"Now I learned a lesson I won't soon forget... so listen and you won't regret. Be true to yourself; don't miss your chance... and you won't end up like the fool... who... ripped... his... pants!"
The whole group came together one by one in sync with the music and they ripped their pants. By now, a huge crowd has gathered and is cheering the group onstage. Even a blimp flew by with Bobby's name on it. It's revealed that Bobby and his band were having a concert.
"Boo Boo Bear!" Lori called.
"Babe!" Bobby said. Lori got onstage and hugged her boyfriend. He returned the embrace.
"Your song is true." Lori said. "If you want to be my boyfriend, just be yourself."
Blake walked up, impressed with Bobby's singing during the big concert. "Bobby, that was so righteous." He handed Bobby a pen. "Would you sign my pants?"
"Absolutely, buddy." Bobby bent down to sign the dude's pants. His underwear then ripped off completely, leaving Bobby "au naturel." Someone off-screen whistles. Bobby covered his crotch, grinned, and blushed sheepishly. Luckily, Lori wrapped a towel around him.
"Thanks babe."