I drove to Port Angeles after school to pick up our pieces from pottery class. Mine definitely looks like a giant penis. Definitely. Bella's is marvellous though!
I told Bella I had collected them and she asked me to stop by the diner on my way back through town, as she was hanging out there with Angela, Jessica and that slimy slug Newton.
When Bella saw her pot she grimaced, so I told her how wonderful I thought it was and how avant garde. She asked to see mine and I sheepishly revealed the bulky clay phallus I had accidentally sculpted. Bella smiled and suggested I take hers and she take mine, seeing as we each preferred the other's piece.
I am now the proud, proud owner of an original Isabella Swan! It has pride of place on my shelf and as I told Bella, I intend to keep my car keys in it and treasure it forever. She said she thinks my 'sculpture' will be a good place to hang sunglasses. I don't know if she realises that it looks like a cursed penis, but I certainly wasn't going to say something so gauche to my beloved.
A/N: Please leave a review! Thanks so much to my wonderful beta wh1teow1, please show some love and read Moirai, a reimagining of Twilight for the new decade! There are pictures of the pottery on my Deviant Art page, just search for LogLadyJ, they're in the featured gallery.