Two figures sit alone in a shadowy meeting room, away from any prying eyes or ears.
"It seems like a certain somebody has been snooping around our files again. They pulled up your information recently. I know you aren't used to going after specific Targets, but I think you'll agree this one is quite important."
"Yeah, of course."
"From what we can tell, he hasn't gone outside since he got back to Costa Brava, but he can't stay holed up forever. He's bound to not head out alone, though. You might want to bring help."
"I don't think that will be necessary. It would just be putting them at risk."
"Well...just remember who you're going up against, I suppose. Good luck, Blackbird."
"As if I need it."
With that, one of the figures stands up and exits the room, while the other stays behind, looking over gathered information regarding various Targets.
Meanwhile, 1980 Juan, now resigned from his work with the Order, is enjoying his time at a retro disco festival. What Juan doesn't realize, though, is that by leaving the Order, he's marked himself as a Target, albeit a low priority one compared to the WCL and Station. As Juan is grooving to the beat, he suddenly feels a tap on his shoulder, and another attendee of the festival speaks to him.
"You know, the 80s are cool and all, but I personally prefer the 90s." says Spiidii. As Juan turns around to see who spoke, Spiidii activates Running in the 90s, causing Juan to begin spinning nonstop and accelerating in his turning motion, while Spiidii cackles. The rest of the attendees of the festival begin cheering on Juan's sick dance moves, which gives Juan the idea of taking advantage of his current predicament by incorporating the Monday night dance-fu lessons he's been taking. Juan jumps on a nearby bar stool, his spin causing it to become unscrewed and rocketing him to the ceiling, which he clings on to, causing his spine to twist in a really gnarly manner before righting itself. After this, Juan drops down, now in a position that he can fully utilize to fight against Spiidii.
"Hoho! Shuko style!" Juan says, bringing out his shuko as he spin-jitsus towards Spiidii, who panics and pulls out a standard issue gun to shoot at Juan, only to have the bullets sliced out of the air by Juan's spinning. In the crowd, EBE claps enthusiastically as he cheers on Juan, being glad to have finally found some good old fashioned violence to watch. Nearby, the Overseer of Bad Twisting sips kool aids through a bendy straw, waiting for the fight to conclude so that he can properly scold the combatants for their twist-related misbehavior. Realizing the only way to solve this problem, Spiidii rushes to the nearest table and starts throwing fruits at Juan, causing Juan to rack up a very high score as he slices the fruits out of the air. However, due to his constant spinning and slicing, Juan is unable to defend himself as a bomb suddenly appears in the mix of fruits, exploding and sending Juan careening into the wall, pinning him against it due to his constant velocity in that direction. Spiidii wipes some sweat off his brow, before walking towards Juan.
"Almost had me there, boy! Too bad traitors never win!" Spiidii says, pointing his gun at Juan. Before he can fire, though, Spiidii is distracted as M'arc Jacobs shoves him to the side, pushing through the crowd and making his way to EBE. Before EBE can object, M'arc grabs him, and drags him back to Trader Joe's. When Spiidii looks back to where Juan was, all he sees is a cloud of smoke, before a stinging pain hits him in the shoulder, and he looks up to see Juan crawling on the ceiling again, now freed from the effects of Running in the 90s. Spiidii uses his remaining arm to shoot at Juan, but Juan expertly throws a shuriken straight through the bullet, narrowly missing Spiidii's other shoulder. Spiidii frustratedly grabs the shuriken, and throws it back at Juan, using Running in the 90s to accelerate it greatly. Juan is unable to react in time, and the shuriken pierces his jugular, causing him to detach from the ceiling and fall to the ground. Spiidii walks over to Juan's corpse, and kicks it out of anger.
"Are you aware of the magnitude at which you were twisting hurtfully? 'Tis a crime punishable by a fate worse than death, you know." The Overseer of Bad Twisting pipes up, as he finishes his drink.
"Meh, just part of my job. Had to be done." Spiidii replies with a shrug.
"I've done in people with far better excuses than that, really there's no reason you should ever do that kind of twisting. You can't really tell all too good from my tone, but what you've done is beyond serious."
"Yeah, whatever' I'll be leaving now."
"Have fun on the flipside. Peace." the Overseer waves, twisting behind the famous curtain. Spiidii pulls out his communication device as he approaches the exit, preparing to give his report once he's out of the public space. However, as he approaches the exit, he finds himself turned around 180 degrees. He tries another exit, to no avail. It seems that every time he tries to leave, he just ends up going the other way instead. Spiidii's eye twitches with anger, and he pulls out his gun, looking around for the perpetrator.
"Do you realize who you're messing with?" Spiidii demands. The Overseer, who is now seated at a nearby bar, spins around in his chair to face Spiidii and respond.
"No, enlighten me please."
Spiidii whirls around and shoots three bullets at the Overseer, but he seems unaffected even after the shots connect. Spiidii tries to fire more, but finds that he's run out of ammo, so he just throws the gun itself at the Overseer. The Overseer catches it out of the air, tossing it back to Spiidii, who gets decked in the face by the projectile weapon, as the Overseer's favorite twist-related jam comes on on the jukebox. With no other options, Spiidii gets back up, and dials up the nearest Order member, who happens to be Ignis.
"What seems to be the prob?" Ignis asks from the other end. Spiidii also hears ignis's voice coming from within the crowd, and realizes that Ignis is also attending the festival.
"This guy won't let me leave." Spiidii says.
"Alright!" Ignis responds, before activating Fire Burning on the Dance Floor. Spiidii quickly gets off of the floor, as the Overseer's stool begins to melt to the ground, and the famous curtain catches flame. The Overseer sees this, and shrugs, getting up and leaving the building. Spiidii runs out before the fire can become too extreme, and is able to exit thanks to the Overseer's absence. Spiidii gets into his car, and picks his communication device back up again.
"Shinobi's down. That's all you need to know." Spiidii reports, before hanging up and driving away from the scene of the crime.