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Warning: This is a fan-based parody of Dragon Ball Z and My Little Pony Equestria Girls' Dragon Ball Z is the property of Funimation, Toei Animation, Fuji TV, Shueisha and Akira Toriyama while My Little Pony is the property of Hasbro. This story does not reflect on the personal and religious beliefs of the writer and is intended for entertainment purposes. Please Support the Official Releases!
Flash texted Mr. Turner. As before he left Xigate, he was given his contact information. Texting him about the supposed Social Media account that had all those videos of the pre-prank. Just before what Flash could only assume to be a night that none of them would ever forget. And even if he was a little jealous that someone's bested him for the best prank quite possibly in the cities history. He did actually have to clear his name...
Flash: I need a favour...
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Flash: What do you know about exposing a Social Media Account? Particularly, Instacrab?
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Flash: Here, take a look...
Flash sent him the Instacrab account showing off the said videos and whatnot. Receiving a response from the Android shortly after...
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Flash: Yeah, I'm sort of trying to figure out who this is.
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤTurner: If I'm not mistaken, this is more of a police job than it is a top-secret agency
Flash: (◔_◔)
Flash: Well this is sort of affecting me at school and not in a good way, could you just check it out?
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤTurner: Alright, Alright. I'll probably give it to Agent Micro Chips. He'd have a field day with this. I'll get back to you soon
Flash rolled his eyes again. Working with Maxwell still wasn't exactly the easiest. And given the fact that this was the guy who literally told The Queen and her sister he was after the Dragon Balls which got him into even more trouble...
Yeah, they were still on an awkward note...
He made it to the Principal's office, where already he could sense danger afoot.
He narrowed his eyes on the door, as he felt like someone or maybe even something was waiting for him. Carrying some sort of malicious intent towards him.
He went onto an app on his phone. A 'Hidden Microphone' app, turning it on, exiting the app and closing his phone. Recording everything with his phone microphone, a clear and crisp one might I add.
"Better stay on guard..."
Flash sighed, opening the door to Principal Harshwinny's office, "Alright, what's going-"
"YOOOOUUU!"
Mrs. Starscorder screamed at the top of her lungs as she lunged for Flash, cutting the Saiyan off as she startled him!
Luckily for him though, Shining quickly restrained her. Holding her back, struggling somewhat as he kept his power in check. Greeting Flash himself...
"Mr. SenTRY!" He groaned, trying to hold the older woman back, "nICE to SEE you toDAY!"
"YOU BASTARD!" Mrs. Starscorder snarled, "YOU'RE GONNA PAAAY!"
Flash stood there, a little scared...Okay, maybe a little terrified. Truth be told he'd never seen Mrs. Starscorder like this. Well, he'd assume nobody had. But when Sunset was on her baseless rant against him. She did say that this teacher was devastated but he didn't take her seriously at the moment. It'd sort of just brush past him.
"Uh, yeah. Good morning to you all too..." Flash reluctantly responded. All while Mrs. Starscorder was furiously screaming at him.
The Principal sighed, getting the ball rolling. "Okay, I suppose you know why we've called you in today. Right?"
"Well...I feel like I do, but just in case I'd like to hear what exactly this is."
Dean Sugarbelle sighed, "Alright. So, last night The entire school was pranked with paint, stink bombs, chips, loud techno music. Us included. Now nobody got hurt, but that being said recent videos have surfaced online under a certain Username that showed the perpetrator preparing for the prank along with spray painting the backstage of the auditorium. Along with destroying all of the School Playsets and props one by one."
"Yup, I thought so," Flash sighed, "Look, I didn't do it. So..."
But the Drama teacher did not buy that answer one bit.
"THAT'S BULLSHIT!" She barked, "AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED, YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE WHO'D BE FUCKING CRUEL ENOUGH TO PULL SOMETHING LIKE THIS!"
Principal Harshwhinny sighed, "As much as I want to believe you. She does have a point you know. And if I'm not mistaken. You pulled a similar prank at your last school almost three years ago, yes?"
"I..." Flash's shoulders dropped as he sighed defeat, "Y-yes..."
"And he was grounded for the rest of the school year," Sugarbelle added, "But likewise, we have to maintain the innocent until proven guilty logic. So as far as you're concerned you're the prime suspect..."
"Guys I..." Flash sighed, "I don't even know what happened last night and why it happened. Check anything from me: My phone, my bag, my locker, anything. I really have no idea what's going on here."
Shining Armor narrowed his eyes on the teenager, "He's acting normal. If he's really this confident then that automatically deducts him out of this whole problem. Sentry, maybe a little sly and wry. But he's not manipulative. He's definitely innocent." He narrowed his eyes a little further, "At least, I hope he is..."
"Well, I suppose they the best of pranksters are indeed the best of liars," Suddenly, a man with slicked-back black hair and a goatee walked into the Principal's office with a sly smile. He wore a black suit, along with that he wore a magenta cape held by a gem strap, "Oh, how I've waited so long for this day. To finally boot you out of the entire Equestria Education System."
Flash narrowed his eyes on the man, recognizing his voice immediately, "Neighsay..." He then rolled his eyes, turning to meet the head of Equestria Education System, "Well, you're wasting your time. Chancellor," He responded.
"Still a sleazy little slob I see," Chancellor Neighsay chuckled, rather amused by his response, "Likewise, today might as well be the best day in this entire Education Associations History! Disposing of you. Boy."
"I'd like to see you try." Flash shot him a smug smirk, "I'm advising now, this will be the biggest disappointment in your entire career. So go ahead, do your worst."
Neighsay stayed rather unphased, as his intense sly look onto the Saiyan. As he felt that his entire demeanour would definitely change when this all said and done. Likewise, it's better to wait for good things rather than lose his cool.
"Very well," He snapped his fingers, summoning two police officers.
Windy Whistles, Rainbow Dash's mother along with a female officer with dark blue hair, similar to Soarin'. This was Bianca Skies, the mother of Soarin' Skies, and a close friend to Windy Whistles.
She put Flash in handcuffs, though Flash stayed calm throughout the situation. It was only a matter of time before they realized that he wasn't the person they were looking for...
They all made their way to the auditorium which for the most part still messed up with the paint and whatnot.
Flash widened his eyes to the scene. As he was led in by the two female officers. "Wow...this place looks like shit."
"I WONDER WHY!" Mrs. Starscorder bellowed, as Shining still kept a firm grip on her.
"Yeah, uh we were all blasted with paint last night," Shining explained, "Well, except the Chancellor of course, but everyone else here was..."
"Which is why we're also involved!"
They all turned around to see a tall Lawyer with a briefcase who was also among the who was caught in the great prank.
Flash mused at them, not even knowing who they were, "Oh, looks like the business club is pissed off at me too. Just great."
"Funny," The lawyer said emotionally, "I am Mr. Andrews, I'm actually here as requested by Mr. Flakes; He took the liberty to assign the students a lawyer. That being me. The initial plan being we try you here right now and if all evidence points to you being guilty. Then you will be forced to pay back each and every individual for the damages you cause. A minimum $100,000 per."
Flash quirked his eyebrow to that, "100,000?"
Shining, Sugarbelle and Principal Harshwhinny widened their eyes. Not finding that at all fair.
"WHAT!" Sugarbelle bellowed, "That is not at all fair. He's just a kid and you're going to put that kind of pressure on him?!"
"Believe it, Ms. Sugarbelle," Bianca said.
"This runt has messed with us long enough." Windy Whistles said, "So, making him suffer for the rest of his life only seems fair. I mean, the number of people he tried could've hurt is way too high. He'll never change and the only thing to teach him some humility is by these measures."
Flash kept his cool, responding to the cop. "Well, you're quite the bastard aren't you?"
"You'll be eating those words," Windy Whistles said cruelly, hitting him in the back of the head. Though Flash was unaffected, "You'll be begging for forgiveness after this is all said in done, boy."
"And I should you warn you that this is all being live-streamed to the entire school and the Equestria Education Association," Chancellor Neighsay said, "so whatever so anything out of line and will then all of this will be released worldwide. Showing the world what kind of person you are. Forever ruining your public image."
"You're getting a tad bit ahead of yourself, chief." Flash rolled his eyes, clearly not intimidated by that threat "I'm not guilty, end of discussion-can I leave now?"
"Oh, you'll definitely be leaving after this," Windy Whistles mockingly reassured, "Your jail cell is waiting for you."
Neighsay held a remote control in his hand. Pressing it to activate the school-wide live stream of Flash's 'trial'. In other words, a way for the students to relax and watch Flash get booted out of the school permanently. Just as a way of retribution.
"Alright, let's get the ball rolling shall we then?" Mr. Andrews said, "You're believed to be the prime suspect because it is well known that you pulled the exact, albeit lesser in scale, prank at your previous school."
"Yeah, yeah we've established that," Flash rolled his eyes, before mocking the lawyer, "And secondly there is a Social Media account that's under my name-Yeah you're late to the party-"
"WOULD YOU LET ME DO MY JOB, YOU TWERP!" Mr. Andrews bellowed, "Do you have any idea how long it took me to finish law school. I even took an extra few years to get a PhD!"
"Must've been a waste of time..." Flash mocked.
Officer Bianca smacked his head, "Simmer down, you rude little shit!"
The Lawyer regained his composure and continued, "As I was saying. Furthermore, you own the account that released behind the scenes for such a prank. Along with additional vandalism concerning those props and playsets."
"YOU'RE DEAD SENTRY! DEAD!" Mrs. Starscorder bellowed.
Chancellor Neighsay sighed mockingly, "What a narrow case this is. I'd just loooove to hear what you have to say about it."
Flash tilted his head a little, pretty unreluctant as he spoke without hesitation, "I was at home finishing a school project. And handing in unfinished work."
Neighsay looked rather unamused to that response as his smirk vanished, "Do I look like I was born yesterday, boy?"
Shining sighed, "You know, that isn't actually out of the ordinary."
"Yeah..." Neighsay responded a little oblivious to what Shining just said. But after letting that sink in he widened his eyes, glancing at the young rookie teacher, "Wait, what?!"
"Yeah, he's actually been handing in some assignments. Albeit a little late so he's lost some marks, but if I were to make an estimation he'll most likely end up in the high 80's just before semester one is over."
Neighsay widened his eyes to that news, unaware of that info. Turning to look back at Flash. Who merely scoffed at him over the initial question he had asked him.
"No, but you sure act like you were born yesterday."
Neighsay scowled at the teenager. Though managed to keep his cool with him, "Then I suppose I stand corrected."
"But that still doesn't excuse the Instacrab account," Windy Whistles rolled her eyes, "Sheesh, you're definitely not the smartest snowflake of the bunch. Goes to show how cockiness gets you nowhere."
Flash rolled his eyes, that claim was easily debunkable.
"If you're so sure, then why don't you check my phone."
The officers quirked their eyebrows to that. It was definitely a rather bold request for the accused. Considering the fact that all evidence points towards him.
"Well, I guess if you wanna go down with dignity. I'll give you that point," Bianca shrugged. She spotted his phone sticking out of his jacket pocket. Taking it out of there.
Flash smirked and sighed, "The passcode is 7615, and I insist take a look at everything."
"Don't get ahead of yourself, boy," Windy Whistles scoffed, giving Flash a slight nudge. Keeping him in check.
Bianca rolled her eyes, opening the phone with that combination. And to her surprise, it really opened. "Huh, would you look at that..."
She began to look through his phone. First looking through the initial app pages. Looking for the most obvious thing being Instacrab. Though she found no sign of it. So she then looked through the app drawer but didn't find anything either.
She quirked her eyebrow, finding it rather odd that there was no sign of the app at all.
"Maybe he deleted it?"
She then decided to do some more digging, going into his emails to look for any sign that he had created an account but...
There was nothing at all. Just emails sent to the teacher to hand in work and a weekly subscription to food magazines.
Well, maybe his pictures, there'd be no way he wouldn't wanna gawk at the prank he caused right? So maybe they're lying within the gallery of his phone. So she went in there, trying to look for anything. Just ANYTHING at all...
But nothing. Not one single picture. In fact, as soon as she opened it. The app gave its introductory and instructional information, meaning Flash hadn't even been on it yet at all.
"No..."
The adults widened their eyes. As Windy Whistles glanced at her partner, "No, what?"
"I mean there's nothing. There's nothing on his phone at ALL!" Bianca glared at Flash, thinking he was up to something, "You, what did you DO!"
Flash smirked and chuckled at that. As this was his cue to finally leave, "Nothing," In a sudden move. Flash forcefully broke the chains of the handcuffs. Catching them (Except of course for the Principal, Dean and his homeroom Teacher) off guard.
He moved swiftly away from Windy Whistles, so fast she didn't have time to react. Then, he managed to grab his phone from Bianca, shocking her as well.
"Because I'm not guilty."
Mr. Andrews widened his eyes, as he at least tried to argue back. "That...THERE'S NO WAY!" He snapped, "All the evidence leads to you. Each and every piece of info points to you being the suspect."
"Well, Mr. I have a PhD. I have some input I'd like to share," Flash chuckled, furthering his point, "For starters, me having a social media account would be pointless because everyone hates me here. It'd also be an easy way to get spammed with hate messages. Secondly, why would I willingly post everything I did in prep for the prank under my name. Anyone with common sense can see through the account and realize that this is a set-up. Finally, there's no way I could've done it because I was at home doing my homework. In fact, if you looked at the date of when I sent those emails to Mr. Armor, you can clearly see that it all took place at roughly 10-11 at my own home. So the timeline doesn't exactly add up, now does it?"
The opposition stood there, all speechless on what to say. All while Mr. Armor, Dean Sugarbelle and Principal Harshwhinny stood there pretty impressed by that. Especially about the Instacrab account, he did bring up a good point.
And as much as Sugarbelle hates to admit it, Flash is a rather clever schemer. And manages to cover up his tracks when he pulls off a prank. The only times he makes it known when he does it was when he wanted to get a reaction out of the people he was pranking.
Flash smirked, "But, this interaction does give me something to exploit."
They all widened their eyes, looking over at Flash. Watching him deactivating the hidden microphone. As he chuckled even more, "Oh you all wouldn't mind if I shared this to...pfft I don't know, media outlets, a publication center. A Lawyer even?"
Windy Whistles widened her eyes and grit her teeth, managing to utter a word in a livid tone, "You-"
"What?" He chuckled, "All's I want to do is out all of you for who really are to the world? Show them how you treat me. Forever ruining your public images?...hmm I'm beginning to feel a sense of deja-vu, ironic isn't it?" He said in a mockingly grim tone.
Principal Harshwinny, Shining Armor and Sugarbelle however saw through what Flash was saying. He didn't mean any of that. He was just playing with them for his own amusement. It was rather a new trait about him since he came back from hunting down those Dragon Balls. That he became a lot wittier.
And wouldn't you know it, Flash deleted the recordings as soon as he could see the absolute anxiousness and nervousness in their heads.
"But of course, that'd be too tedious for my liking. It'd just ruin our game."
"Game?..." Mrs. Starscorder gritted her teeth in fury as she snarled at Flash, "You mean all of this is just a GAME TO YOU!"
Flash shrugged, as he turned for the door, "Sure, why not? Use everyone's unjust anger as a way to entertain me, you wouldn't understand unless you were in my shoes..."
Flash walked for the door, as he had his share of fun from them. Well...that was until he had to eventually track down the actual people responsible. But he widened his eyes a little, stopping in place as he realized he had one last thing to say.
"Oh, and I guess I should thank you Mrs. Starscorder," He turned his head to give her one final, mocking glance. Much to her angered confusion.
"What!?"
"For putting on a great show for me this morning. Guess it goes to show that you really are Lodestar's best drama teacher." Mrs. Starscorder widened her eyes. Realizing that Flash was mocking her. Which again only fueled the Saiyan's amusement. As his smirk widened, "Who knows, I might pay you back someday."
His chuckle turned into giggles, which that itself turned into a maniacal laugh. It definitely stung more to the opposing side because of the fact that they couldn't say anything to that.
For the first time, Flash had an actual win under his belt against the people who hated him. And well, he really wanted to relish this one-hit moment. It may only last for a week.
To Be Continued...