Author's Note (Monster): Hi guys! This is a request that is most likely 2 years old, but I'm trying to really tackle the smut requests I've had for years now. Sorry I vanished off the site for a couple of weeks when I promised weekly updates, it's been crazy busy but I'm still working on stuff! Enjoy
Warning: an actual full sex scene ahead
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Funny Man/Da Kurlzz smut requested by OnDaScene
Funny was sweating, pupils blown. He was still high on the energy of the concert, heading backstage somewhere alone. Matt just happened to bump into him there, asking what Funny was doing. He was getting his phone and some of his belongings. He had left them in the empty room, away from everyone, because it was the only room in the building that was locked. He'd gotten the key from security. Matt happened to find him in the narrow hallway in front of the room, on his way out already.
"Concerts, man, always get me in this mood."
Matt shifted a little closer, backed Funny closer to the wall behind him. No one really came back here. Matt leaned his hand against the wall, arm siding Funny's head. Dude kept smiling back at him. Matt cocked his head. "Concerts really get me in a mood, too. A different one though."
Funny caught on quick, look in his eyes changing into a more devious mood. "Oh?"
Matt took his reaction for interest and leaned in, offering a chance to pull away – he wasn't going to do anything if Funny didn't want to but Funny was flying high, feeling invincible and didn't shy away. Matt's lips touched Funny's, first a soft press of a kiss, then moving slowly, parting his lips a little and sliding against each other's lips in a heated kiss. Matt pulled away slightly to lick at Funny's lips, barely touching. Funny reached up to put his arms on Matt's shoulder and pulled him in close, lips and tongue meeting in a messy kiss. The sensation of licking and nipping at each other sent heat straight down to Matt's pelvis. Matt parted from Funny, a little out of breath and sooner than he wanted to. "You're really turning me on. I've always had a thing for someone who knows how to work their tongue."
Funny bit his lip. "I can do more than kiss with it."
Matt gave a nervous chuckle. "Do you want to…?"
Funny nodded enthusiastically. "Definitely", he dropped down to his knees, giving Matt a lustful look in between his lashes. Matt unzipped his pants, Funny impatiently took out Matt's semi-hard cock and smirked. "God, I fucking love sucking a big one."
Matt nearly chuckled at the comment but tensed when Funny licked from the base to the tip in one long motion of his tongue. Matt felt his knees weaken a little but supported himself with his hands on Funny's shoulders as he gasped, shifting into a groan. Funny licked his lips, mouth watering at the sight of the rapidly growing dick. He put the tip in his mouth and jerked it lazily, rolling his tongue around it with a satisfied hum. Matt let his head fall back, changed one hand to the back of Funny's head and moaned. He covered his mouth with the back of his free hand, too afraid anyone would catch them if they heard a sound. Funny relaxed his jaw and shoved the length further into his mouth until he reached the base, swallowing around Matt's cock. Matt bit his lip so hard to keep any sounds in, he could taste blood. "Y-you're way too good at this."
Funny hummed around him, bobbed his head up and down the full length. He palmed himself through shorts, closed his eyes to enjoy sucking dick and listening to the short, sweet moans Matt couldn't hold back.
Matt gulped. "I-If you wanna… uh- do more, you're gonna have to make me really – s-shit, that's good – wet and slippery because I only have a little bit of – ahh – lube in my back pocket but that's it."
He was surprised he'd been able to form a coherent though like that in between the fog of his mind. All he could think of, was Funny licking him all over with that sinful tongue. Funny pulled away and let go of the cock in his mouth with a wet squelching sound. "I'm good with enough spit. Not a virgin ass", Funny smirked.
He got up and Matt pushed him against the wall, nearly shoved his tongue down Funny's throat excitedly. Matt put his hand down Funny's pants and grasped the length of his cock, finding him hard and leaking already. Matt pulled away, grunted a low and horny "Turn around".
Funny did so, leaned both hands on the wall and arched his back to show his submission to Matt with a small, lusty grin. Matt enjoyed that sight way more than he should and unzipped Funny's pants, dropping it along with his underwear to his knees. Matt took out the tiny bottle of lube from his back pocket – for emergencies like these obviously – and squeezed it out onto his fingers. He tossed the empty bottle somewhere into the room, reached his free hand to jerk Funny off. He pressed a lubed finger to the entrance, softly as if asking for permission. Funny spread his legs further apart, tensed when the finger entered but recovered quickly, sighing relieved. Soon the index finger was all the way inside. Matt tried to move it in and out gently, not moving too much yet. Funny groaned a little but didn't tell him to stop. Matt leaned his chin on Funny's shoulder. "You sure have done this a lot, haven't you?"
Funny chuckled. "Don't make me laugh. Kills the mood."
Matt pulled his head away from Funny, entered a second finger, sliding in deeper. Funny pushed down on it, arched his back. Matt leaned in to kiss his cheek and down to Funny's neck, fingering his ass gently in time with the strokes of his cock. Matt couldn't reach the spot he was looking for from this position, though. He pulled his hands away from Funny, earning a disappointed whine. Matt kneeled down, turned his hand around to finger Funny's ass from a different angle and curled his fingers. Funny's breath increased, moaning softly under his breath, legs shaking slightly when Matt found the spot. He smirked and pulled his fingers out, lining up his cock with Funny's ass. He pushed against the entrance, waiting for a response. Funny pushed back on it slightly, allowed it to push inside slowly and stretch his ass around Matt's cock. Funny held his breath at the thickness of the intrusion for a few seconds before he exhaled slowly. He licked his lips, thighs quivering. He moaned a little muffled, trying to keep it in but got louder when Matt jerked him off again.
"You okay?" Matt asked. He caressed down the curve of his back with a free hand. Funny nodded and Matt began to move a little inside, just a slow, shallow thrust at first and gaining more room to move with every slide inwards. He couldn't keep quiet, way too tight inside. Funny visibly winced and Matt paused. Funny shook his head. "Keep it shallow, but fast."
Matt nodded, placed a hand on Funny's hip and re-angled himself to the spot he found previously. He thrust at a sharp pace and Funny instantly relaxed when he felt the cock inside push into his prostate over and over, picking up the pace until it slammed right into his sweet spot. He moaned into the wall, cheek against it. Matt pushed him harder against the wall, kept up the rapid pace and kissed Funny's neck. Matt panted, almost growled into Funny's neck, thoughts swimming and lost in the arousal. Funny's ass was tight around his cock, squeezing Matt with every thrust. He could feel every thrust and squeeze of Funny's ass around his cock draw him closer to his orgasm and he wasn't going to last long. It had been a bit too long since he last fucked someone on tour like this.
Funny squeezed down around Matt, earning a loud groan. Matt grabbed at Funny's hips, so hard he could leave bruises, moved them in time to meet his cock hitting Funny's prostate. Funny bit his lip, forehead against the wall. "I'm gonna…"
Matt thrust hard inside, could feel Funny's ass close tightly around him when he came, spilling his cum over the wall. He squeezed his ass down so hard on Matt, Matt saw white for a few seconds. He picked up the pace again, panting hard until he came, too, a few thrusts later. He came hard inside Funny's ass, would've made even more of a mess if he hadn't. Matt pulled out and put his pants back on. Funny was coming down his haze and blinked slowly, pushing away from the wall. "Dude, my ass is sticky as Hell now."
Matt chuckled. "Just ignore it. We'll clean up later."
Funny pulled up his pants, giving Matt a look. "We?"
Matt wrapped his arms around Funny and pecked his lips. "If I'm the one making the mess, I might as well help you clean it, right?"
Funny smirked. He grabbed a fistful of Matt's shirt and pulled him close to kiss him forcefully. Matt pulled away first. "And I've seen how hot you look when pushed against a wall so I can't wait to see it against the shower window. I hope there's a mirror in the bathroom."
"Matt, you're fucking dirty", Funny shoved him away. "But I could use a fuckbuddy on tour."
He gave Matt a final kiss to the lips and walked away. Matt stared after Funny with a grin. Oh how he couldn't wait for Charlie to find out.
It didn't take long for Charlie to know. Funny shared a hotel room with Charlie before and now he was asking J-Dog to switch with him so he could sleep in Kurlzz' room. It took every ounce in Kurlzz' body not to gloat about that.
Funny and Charlie were best friends. If one know, the other knew. If Funny got fucked by Matt backstage, Charlie would know and Da Kurlzz loved every bit of that fact. He could imagine Funny telling Charlie every dirty detail of what they had done together and Charlie listening in horror, but not allowed to say anything.
The night Matt banged Funny backstage, he made sure to do it again in the shower of their shared hotel room. He had assured Funny they didn't need to be quiet. The walls were probably soundproof enough. Though in reality, Matt knew Charlie and J-Dog could hear them very well and it made Kurlzz happy to think about it.
A couple of nights after, Matt and Funny had been sharing a room for a couple of nights now when Charlie finally snapped.
After a concert, back at the hotel, everyone went to their respective rooms. Da Kurlzz was the last to enter, Funny went into the shower by himself to get the stage sweat off. Charlie plucked him out of the doorway to his room and shoved him against the wall in the hallway. "What the fuck do you think you're doing?"
"Getting back at you, you dumb fuck", Matt hissed with every bit of venom he had in his body. He fought Charlie to get away from him but Charlie was surprisingly strong. "You know I'm in love with Funny."
"Yeah, must be really painful to hear him talk about sex with me and not being able to say anything", Matt smirked. He could see Charlie was boiling, the man was seeing red, seconds away from kicking Matt's ass for it but Matt shoved him off. Charlie stumbled backwards against the opposite wall. "Why? Why are you doing this to me?"
"Are you really dense enough to ask me why?" Matt said. "Because you broke up with me to pursue your best friend."
Charlie looked away from Matt and Matt wanted to force him to look into his eyes and tell him he was lying. Tell him Matt had dreamt that whole thing but he hadn't. Charlie took him to talk in private at the start of the tour. Just to tell him things weren't working out anymore for them because he realised he was in love with Funny, his goddamn best friend. Matt thought of all the times he had felt jealous over watching Charlie and Funny laugh together, spend time together. All those times Charlie said Funny was just a friend and probably not even into guys. Matt felt so fucking dumb when Charlie broke up with him.
"I thought we were over this", Charlie sighed.
Matt blinked. "Over this? Charlie, I was your fucking boyfriend for 5 fucking years. You think we're over this after a week or two when you've dumped me for your best friend who, by the way, plays in our band and I have to see you give him loving looks that used to be for me?"
Charlie shrugged. "I didn't mean to fall for him. I didn't actively pursue it, you know."
"No, but you made the decision not to distance yourself when you felt attracted to him and that's on you. You can't expect me to let it slide", Matt shook his head. "Now excuse me, I have to go fuck my ex's crush to get back at him."
Matt walked into the hotel room and slammed the door closed behind him. He had never felt so powerful in his life as when he finally asserted dominance over Charlie fucking Scene. He took that powerful feeling and headed into the bathroom to join Funny. For the rest of the tour, Charlie didn't even look his direction for a second, didn't talk much altogether, not even to Funny. If Charlie was seen talking to anyone, it was either Danny or Johnny. J-Dog sometimes wanted to ask or talk about hearing Funny and Matt together in the hotel rooms and Charlie was never in the mood to hear that, of course.
Charlie wrote a lot of song snippets during that tour. He didn't want to do much else, didn't want to party or spend much time with Funny or Matt near. No one in the band understood what was going on except for Matt and Matt felt on top of the world that Charlie was finally suffering under the shit decisions he'd been making.
Though Charlie retaliated. Charlie was in love with Funny, sure, but he knew Matt still loved him so at some point, Charlie said "enough" and turned to a willing target to get back at Matt; Danny.
The entire band knew Danny had a thing for Charlie, having been a lowkey Charlie fanboy before he joined the band. Charlie found a willing partner for something casual in Danny, made it known to everyone just so he could be making out with Danny on the couch of the bus in front of Kurlzz and Matt couldn't say shit because no one knew Matt and Charlie dated for 5 years. Matt hated how badly it hurt to see Charlie with someone else. Hell, he wasn't interested in being Funny's fuckbuddy anymore.
So at the end of the tour, enough was enough. Da Kurlzz decided it would be best for the band if he left. He claimed he wanted to go on alone but when he told the guys, he could feel Charlie's eyes on him. Charlie knew what he did and Matt knew it was a cheap shot to get back at him through Funny but if they were just gonna keep going back and forth with actions of revenge, Matt might as well just leave.
"Matt", Charlie said while everyone else was heading home after they arrived in LA with the tour bus. Matt turned to Charlie. "What?"
"I'm sorry I messed us up", Charlie muttered, kicking a stray pebble on the ground while keeping his eyes to his feet. "I know it was dumb to keep getting closer to Funny when I already had someone I loved."
"And yet you insisted on smooching Danny in front of me to keep hurting me", Matt huffed.
"You took Funny from me and had me listen to him talk about you guys fucking in the shower or listen to you guys fucking in the hotel rooms", Charlie argued, clearly heating up again but he took a deep breath. "I know I deserved it and you just wanted to make me feel how you felt when I dumped you for Funny, but I… I don't want us to hate each other. We had 5 wonderful years together."
"I don't hate you", Matt sighed. "I'm leaving the band because I don't hate you. When I'm not there anymore, you can pursue Funny in peace and I won't have to be there to see it."
"Thanks", Charlie whispered. "Will we see each other again? Even if you're not in the band anymore?"
"Maybe, but for now, I need you out of my life", Matt said. He gave Charlie a polite smile before he, too, left to go home. For all the guys knew, for all the fans knew, Da Kurlzz' departure had been peaceful and a mutual agreement. No one knew of the chaos between him and Charlie causing it.
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