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Chapter 115: SMG4 Anime Arc Part 5
"Okay, now that's out of the way, let's continue the Anime Arc." Nova said.
"No cartoons today?" Pyrrha said.
"No, I want to finish some things first. So, we're the Anime Arc."
"But anime is saved." Ruby said.
"There's also the Splatfest." Jaune said.
"Oh, yeah.". Nova started the video.
The Splatfest Incident
(Kevin and Luke talk about merch and beat up a Mario plush.)
[Glitch Productions intro]
Saiko: *claps hands* OK! RUN IT BY ME AGAIN
Tari: Uhhhh... my names Tari and Im going to kick butt today.
"That sucked! Louder!" Nora said.
Saiko: WHAT?! I CAN'T HEAR YOU!
Tari: MY NAMES TARI, AND IM GONNA KICK BUTT TODAY!
Saiko: LEMME HEAR YOU ROAR!
Tari: (screams like she's scared)
Saiko: *face palms* Come on is that all you got? LET ME HEAR YOU ROAR!
(Tari gets ready to scream louder, but is interruppted by Boopkins running away from Mario who is trying to blast him with a "Dong Gun".)
Mario: Stay still Boopkins! Mario needs to practice
"Now that's a gun." Yang said.
Boopkins: NO! LEAVE ME BE!
(Boopkins tries to hide from Mario, so he opens a locker to find Bob reading manga.)
Bob: *sniffs manga* YuMmY 2D TiTtIeS!
Some of them laughed a little.
"Yeah, anime titties before the game." Nora said.
Boopkins: Bob?
Bob: gO aWaY! i"M hAvInG "bOb tImE!"
(Boopkins gets shot. SMG4 and Luigi enter the scene.)
SMG4: Guys! Have you seen Meggy ?
"Oh, right, where is she?" Ruby said.
Tari: Huh? We thought she was with you.
Luigi: No, we can't find her anywhere!
Mario: WHAT! But Splatfest is about to start!
Saiko: Don't worry, she's probably just doing some training and forgot about the ti-
(The bell rings for the four to come)
"So much training for the event to not appear in the end." Blake said.
"That's the plot now? She got kidnapped?" Pyrrha said.
Luigi: Waaah! That's us! We gotta go guys!
Boopkins: What do we do? We'll be disqualified for only 3 people!
SMG4: We'll just have to get a substitute while a bunch of us look for Meggy.
Saiko: Hmm... who should sub for Meggy?
(the four think who should sub for Meggy and they chose Bob.)
Bob: wHaT? (Bob is dressed as Meggy) gOdDaMnIt!
"No one will ever know!" Nora said.
"Yeah, take the one without any experience. Good idea." Weiss said.
"Why not Saiko?" Yang said.
"Cause she's too tall, I guess." Nora said.
Luigi: Ahh! Who's going to lead if Meggy's not here...
Tari: We'll be fine! Just stick to your training, right Mario?
Mario: I've sh*t my pants.
"Well said." Blake said.
Marie: And we're on to the next Splatfest round. Ready, Callie?
Callie: YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! In today's turf war, we have... Team Splatsquad! Versus... Team Octoposse!
"Already?" Pyrrha said.
"Well, if there was a small chance they could win, it's destroyed now." Weiss said.
Luigi: WHAT?!
Mario: (head shrinks) Ooooooh
Tari: Already!?
Bob: dOn'T wOrRy gUyS! ThEsE oCtOpUsSiEs DoN't LoOk ThAt ToUgH.
Callie: ARE. YOU. READY!?
Desti: Wait... Where the hell is Meggy?!
"So she didn't do it." Ren said.
"That's one suspect out." Blake said.
Callie: (hits the bong) Now, go!
Desti: Ugh, whatever... Trash 'em, girls!
(The Octoposse starts painting. The Splatsquad... they do whatever they do.)
"Okay, she's gone, but why do they all suck? And all that training?" Yang said.
Bob: Um... HoW dOeS tHiS cRaP wOrK? sCrEw It. (Pulls out the glock.) MeGgY's GoT a GuN bItChEs!
"Yeah, screw the paint gun! Pull out the glock!" Nora said.
'(Tari shoots while two octoposse are going to shoot her. Luigi does his side-B, taking the shots.)
Luigi: MRS. OBAMA, GET DOWN!
Some of them laughed.
"I love that meme!" Yang said.
Tari: Oh, no! (shoots the down) Take that!
Octoposse 1: Suprise, motherf**ka!
(Mario gets between, aiming at the octoling)
Mario: Uhuhuh! (Their shots clash. They both run out of ink. The octoling turns into a squid and dives in the ink. Mario tries the same and hits his face.) (muffled) Mamaf***er! (The octoling comes out. Mario throws his weapon at her flips her off.)
Tari: Oh! We might actually stand a chance!
"It's kinda surprising." Weiss said.
Bob: (relaxing on a beach chair) WoO! wAy To Go TeAm, ThIs Is wHy TeAmWoRk Is ImPoRtAnT!
(They keep shooting. One octoling sees a duck as an octoling. Tari shoots her.)
"They might actually win!" Yang said.
Desti: (sigh) What a bore...
"Spoke too soon." Blake said.
(The Octoposse aim at them and shoot them. Mario dies and respawns.)
Bob: (watching TV) oH hEy GuY, wOnDeRfUl WeAtHeR wE'rE hAvInG!
"They picked him! To replace her!" Weiss said, still not believing it.
Mario: Bob, you fatass! Why aren't you helping?!
Bob: bRo, I dOn'T eVeN kNoW wHaT a SpLaToOn Is.
Luigi: It's no use...we need Meggy here!
(The horn blows.)
Marie: AND THAT'S HALF TIME!
Callie: What an exciting first match!
Marie: Looks live Team Octoposse has covered 70% of the map!
"That looks more than 70%." Ren said.
"That's almost the entire stage!" Weiss said.
Callie: I'm sure SplatSquad will make a triumphant in the next round!
(Back at the lockers, the team is sad.)
Bob: ThIs BoOk CoUlD gEt Me ArReStEd LoL.
Mario: I hope they find Meggy soon...
"What is that thing he's holding?" Jaune said.
"It looks like a rabbit..." Ruby said.
SMG4: Guys, we've searched all over the arena and...
Boopkins: Guys, we can't find Meggy!
Tari: W-What?
Luigi: This isn't good something must've happened.
(Mario throws that realistic Rabbid at Bob, which explodes.)
Bob: BrO, wHaT tHe HeCk?
They laughed a little.
Mario: THIS MUST HAVE BEEN DESTI! UGH WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON HER!-
Desti: It wasn't me, you idiot... (She enters the scene.) I've been wanting to kick her ass fair and square on the battlefield since she humiliated me last time. And fighting against your team with this idiot in it is nothing but a disappointment.
Bob: LoL fAiR.
Desti: Which is why, I've decided I'm going to help you idiots to find where Meggy is.
Saiko: IDIOTS? Why you...
Boopkins: We should start off at our house.
SMG4: Ugh, I guess it's a good place to start.
Tari: *sigh* Maybe she just slept in...
(Later, outside Meggy's apartment.)
Boopkins: (rings the doorbell) Meggy, are you asleep? (opens the door) Huh, the door's unlocked.
"That's not a good sign." Ruby said.
Boopkins and Tari: Meggy?
Boopkins: Meggy?
Mario: Hello? Hey, where did everybody go?
(Mario, Luigi, Tari and Boopkins get surprised when they see the mess.)
"Okay, for videos like these, it's actually unsettling." Yang said.
Mario: Wow, Meggy's room is even messier than mine.
Tari: N-no...something really bad happened here...
Luigi: She left her weapon here... Meggy would never leave her weapons behind...
Tari: G-guys... (They see claw marks.)
"What was she fighting?" Jaune said.
SMG4: Claw...marks?
Saiko: Meggy... Who the hell did this to you...?!
Desti: She must've been kidnapped... But by who?
Boopkins: Wait. *sniff* What is that? Hmmmm... (He finds a Naruto DVD case.)
"She was watching anime?" Weiss said.
"But she hates it." Ruby said.
Boopkins: Oh, I knew it! Guys, look, an anime DVD.
Bob: oH, wOw. MeGgY iS sEcReTlY a WeEb. WhO kNeW? (Saiko throws a box at Bob)
Some of them laughed.
"That scared me!" Pyrrha said while laughing.
Saiko: You idiot, this was left by whoever took Meggy!
"Maybe it was the Anime Cartel?"
"What would they want from her?" Blake said.
Desti: Well it's obvious then... It must've been that anime dude you we're hanging out with...
SMG4: Wait... you mean Axol?
"Not Axol!" Ruby said.
"He wouldn't do that. He's their friend." Jaune said.
"He didn't seem to care that much. Besides, he must want her ink for his drawings." Blake said.
"But kidnapping?"
SMG4: No, It could've not been him. He's a good guy.
Tari: But then again... He is an anime lover... And he does hold a grudge against inklings to make fun of him...
Mario: It's true! It must've been him!
Boopkins: But he helped us! Meggy even gave him her ink to power up his pen!
Luigi: Oh no, what if he kidnapped Meggy because he wants more ink?!
Bob: ThAt'S rIdIcUlOuS! wOuLd SoMeOnE wHo LiKeS wAiFuS rEsOrT tO kIdNaPpInG? (They all stare at him.) wHy DoEs eVeRyOnE kEeP sTaRiNg At Me LiKe ThAt?
"I still say that the Anime Cartel did it." Ruby said.
"They know about the pen and the ink. It is possible." Blake said.
Desti: Good grief, you losers can argue here. I'm going to find that weeb and get some real awnsers. (Saiko blocks her way with her hammer.)
Saiko: You're not laying a slimy tentacle on him. If it weren't for him, I'd still be in Japan!
Desti: Well if you don't get out of my way, i'll send you back there myself!
The Japan Trip Group: Axol's innocent!
Meggy's Bootcamp Group: We're looking for Axol!
Mario: CIVIL WAR!
"It's not the time to fight!" Pyrrha said.
(Desti shoots and Saiko hammers the ink. She hammers the ground, shaking it, making Desti fall.)
Mario: Mario's gonna kill some bitches!
SMG4: Bring it on, old man, bring it on! (They have a slap fight. Mario then gets an idea. He presses the Meme button)
Meme Button: Pingas!
(SMG4 laughs. Mario kicks SMG4.)
Some of them laughed.
"Finally! I haven't heard a pingas in a while!" Nora said.
Bob: DuAl WiElDiNg WaIfU jUtSu AcTiVaTe! (Bob does the same thing from Mario waits for pizza) ThIs HaS tO wOrK tHiS tImE, bRiNg Me ThAt PiCkLe AsS, bOi! (Luigi slides to the right and Bob hits the wall.) ThErE gOeS mY oVaRiEs AgAiN.
Some of them laughed a little.
"Doesn't he has swords for arms? Why... bodypillows?" Weiss said.
Luigi: Oh yeah! (He sees Boopkins and Tari.)
Boopkins: You're a very bad friend! (Tari cries)
"*gasp*" Ruby said.
Boopkins: So sorry for saying that Tari!
Saiko: I'm telling you, you're wasting your time if you go after Axol!
Desti: You seem awfully defensive of him. Maybe you also had sonething to do with this!
Saiko: WHAT?! (Hammers her.) HOW DARE YOU ACCUSE ME OF HARMING ONE OF MY CLOSEST FRIENDS! If it's anyone in here, it'd be you!
Boopkins: Guys, STOP! Please, we should be focusing of finding Meggy!
Luigi: He's right, guys. Fighting isn't going to get us anywhere.
Desti: If you want to ignore the clues then go right ahead. I got a rival to save...
Tari: Sorry, guys, but you have to admit, the clues really point to Axol.
Luigi: We won't hurt him, we promise.
Mario: Can I stay with you guys? (Desti drags him with them.)
Desti: Let's Go Mayo.
Boopkins: Should we go after them?
Saiko: It's pointless, and we've already wasted enough time. Meggy's out there somewhere, and we're gonna go find her.
(Meanwhile, at a dark place.)
Meggy : Agh...my head... (Sees that she's chained.)
"Okay, there's no way it's Axol." Yang said.
Meggy: Where am I? Hey! Is anyone out there? (the kidnapper opens the door) You?! Did you kidnap me? (Drops her food and walks away.) HEY! GET BACK HERE!
"So it's someone she knows too." Ren said.
"It could really be Axol." Weiss said.
"No! I don't believe it!" Ruby said.
"Let's continue to find out." Nova said.
The Inkling Disappearances
(A shot of Axol in a dark place.)
"It is Axol?!" Jaune said.
"Or he's also imprisoned." Ren said.
[Glitch Productions intro]
Callie: T-this is an emergency broadcast... Ever since the disappearance of one Meggy Spletzer... Inklings are being abducted all over Inkopolis... This is a plea for all citizens of Inkopolis... Stay inside. I repeat, STAY INSIDE! Marie...
"It actually got very dark." Blake said.
"And I still can't believe it's from the same person who makes stupid Mario videos." Weiss said.
(Meanwhile, in the deserted Inkopolis.)
Luigi: Axol?
Tari: Where...is everyone?
Mario: Luigi hide. Your face is scarying all the inklings.
(Some Inklings, were watching them from a hidden spot.)
Cap'n Cuttlefish: DON'T TOUCH THE CHILD!
Desti: Ever since the abductions, everyone has been afraid to go outside. Pathetic wimps.
"Yeah, massive abductions isn't something to be afraid of." Blake said.
Mario: S'cuse-a me, i'm-a looking for Meggy ! (Giant rocket launcher comes out of the building.) Okey dokey...
Desti: This is such a waste of time. We're never going to find Meggy at this rate.
Tari: G-guys...
(Ryuk from "Death Note" stands in the distance.)
"Ryuk?"
"So it is Axol! I mean, who else can use his pen?" Jaune said.
"No, no, still no! What if they stole it?" Ruby said.
"He would've drawn a character to protect him, right?" Pyrrha said.
"No, Axol didn't do it!"
Luigi: It's...it's one of Axol's anime characters!
Mario: GIVE BACK MEGGY, FATASS! (Kicks a rock at him but it did nothing.)
Luigi: Guys...I think it's time to go!
(Ryuk runs at them.)
Ryuk: I'm gonna shove a shrimp up your ass!
(Meanwhile, in front of the destroyed A.S.S. headquarters. They're packing and destroying stuff, the Chain Chomp doesn't want to leave...)
Hideo Kojima: Go home! You're not needed anymore!
(The Chain Chomp bites his head.)
"Why are they even there?" Weiss said.
Bob: WhY aRe We HeLpInG tHeSe GuYs? ThEy'Re AlL aSsHoLeS.
Saiko: Desti was wrong about Axol kidnapping Meggy. But she's right that whoever did it loved anime. So we're going to need the best weeaboo hunters in the kingdom.
SMG4: But anime is unbanned, A.S.S. is no more. Who can we find to hunt down weeaboos?
(Chris and Swag walk out.)
Chris: Well Swag, that should be everything. It's time to move on with our lives.
Swag: I don't think i can go back to civilian life, Chris... I've seen too much. (He gets anime flashbacks.)
"It's strange why people don't like that." Ruby said.
Saiko: Ahem.
Swag: Ah, Chris help! I'M HAVING VIETNAM FLASHBACKS AGAIN
Saiko: No you idiot! We need your help!
Chris: You want us to help you? We're jobless, because of you guys.
Swag: Ye, how am I gonna feed my kids now you dick munchers.
Chris: You don't have kids, Swag...
Swag: I made some last night with your mom lol.
Some of them laughed a little.
Saiko: SERIOUSLY GUYS!
Swagmaster: (small head) :(
Boopkins: Meggy's been kidnapped and we need people who know how to track down anime fans!
Chris: A weeaboo you say? Well, what do you say Swag?
Swag: Nah, these guys can kiss my anus.
Chris: Swag, when you joined A.S.S., you made a promise. A promise to save the world from losers obsessed with 2D anime girls. Are you going to break that promise?
"Why do people even care? Why can't they leave them with what they love? Even though it's kinda weird." Pyrrha said.
Swag: You're right. I was born as a weeb hunter and I will die a weeb hunter.
Bob: We'Re GoNnA nEeD mOrE tHaN tHeSe TwO iDiOtS iF wE'Re gOiNg Up AgAiNsT aXoL lOl!
Swag: Hey fak you. My power level is over 9,000 (9K).
"He hates anime but he did a Dragon Ball reference." Ren said.
Boopkins: Guys, he's right! Whoever kidnapped Meggy must be really strong!
Saiko: Yeah...We're going to need some fire power.
Chris: Fire power, you say? Leave that to us.
Swagmaster: Yea boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
(Back to the fight)
Ryuk: Show me your boobs! (Desti gets her gun and shoots Ryuk, be he avoids the paint.) Nope! Wrong! Bruh!
Luigi: MARIO! WHAT DO WE DO?!
(Mario shoves a Bomb Omb in his mouth
Mario: Super Luigi Grenade! (He throws him.)
Some of them laughed.
Ryuk: (He catches Luigi.) Oh, these are pretty cool bananas.
Mario: AH CRAP!
Ryuk: FORE!
(Mario screams and gets blown up. Nice Strike!)
Some of them laughed again.
Tari: Give back Meggy!
(Ryuk snaps his fingers for his wings and avoids Tari's shots. Desti throws her triangle bomb thingies in the air for Ryuk and they explode.)
"These are paint bombs!" Weiss said.
Desti: Pfft... these guys aren't so tough!
Ryuk: What's Up bitches?
(Mario, Tari, Luigi & Desti gets shocked. Ryuk kidnaps Desti.)
Desti: HEY! LET GO!
Luigi: NO! HE'S TAKING DESTI!
"Ehhh... she won't be missed." Yang sais.
Tari: (Tari sees a power pole and gets an idea.) Guys, grab that wire!
Luigi: Huh? What are we going to do with this?
Mario: Hey, Luigi! It's time for you to fly!
(Mario throws Luigi at Ryuk. They touch the wire and get electrocuted. Ryuk disappears, revealing a map.)
Desti: OUCH! THAT HURT LIKE HELL!
Mario: You're welcome!
Luigi: Guys...look at what that person dropped... Anime...Island?
(Meanwhile, with Meggy)
(An anime character enters the room and takes her.)
"Nice, he picked Dabi." Ruby said.
Meggy: HEY! LET GO OF ME! I'LL DESTROY ALL OF YOU- (she sees many Inklings in tubes)
"Why did this became so serious?!" Pyrrha said.
"I know. I liked it more when it was just stupid Mario videos." Nora said.
(Meanwhile, at Peach's castle)
SMG4: WHAT!? You're telling me that Meggy's on this island?!
Mario: Yeah! She's gotta be!
Tari: I know it's a stretch, but we have a feeling all the inklings disappearing are being taken there.
Boopkins: Oh, man, if there were glowing characters, it must've been Axol!
Saiko: (hits the wall in frustration) No! I don't believe it. I don't believe Axol could've done all of this!
Luigi: It's...it's really hard to ignore all the evidence Saiko.
Swag: Ye, Anime boi is guilty as hell.
Luigi: Wha!
(They all look at Swag and Chris)
Swag: Wot?
Tari: The guards?!
Bob: Oh, DoN't WoRrY aBoUt ThEm. ThEy'Re CoOl NoW.
Swag: You hear that Chris? We're cool!
Chris: We want to capture this Axol guy as much as you do. Even though we've had our differences in the past, we both want this world to be a safe place. (Mario stares at both of them intensely.)
Swag: Chris, I'm being violated.
Mario: Ok! Mario thinks we can trust these guys!
"The gang's here. But how are they going to get there?" Yang said.
Desti: Well what the hell do we do now... Not sure if you guys know this or not but inklings and octolings CAN'T swim.
Boopkins: Oh no, she's right, what are we going there?
Chris: Oh, leave that to us.
Swag: To the A.S.S. mobile!
(Batman Transition of Swag appears)
Some of them laughed a little.
(They're at a port, but they don't have a boat.)
Chris: Wait, Swag, you idiot, we don't own a boat.
Swag: Um... (He kicks someone and takes his boat.) Boom. We got a boat baby.
Mario: My man!
Swag: Argh! Hoist the sails! Swab the poopdeck! Let's get scurvy, bitches!
"Oh man, that's what I forgot!" Nora said.
"And I'm glad we skipped that." Jaune said.
"You would be willing to get sick just to do something?" Blake said.
Chris: god dammit. You've been acting like a pirate for the past hour! Can you please help prepare for departure? (Swag holds the sword at his face.)
Swag: Do I smell mutiny? Yargh, Capn' Swag won't have this! I'll make you walk the plank!
Chris: Plank? The hell are you talking about-
Swag: (kicks him) BE GONE THOT.
(SMG4 watches a YouTube video while he sings Witch Doctor. Luigi and Boopkins play Yu Gi Oh.)
Luigi: Pikachu, I choose you GO!
Tari: Are you ready, Archibald?
"Is that how they prepare themselves?" Weiss said.
(Mario echoes inside a cannon)
Mario: Ooh! Tunnel of doom!
(Desti watches them having fun.)
Saiko: Hey...
Desti: What?
Saiko: I...wanted to say i'm...sorry... Sorry for not believing you about Axol. It's just very hard for me to accept.
Desti: It's okay. I know that in the past I've called you all losers... Nerds... Cowards... and idiots... But we're all on the same team now. And believe it or not, I do actually care for my teammates.
Saiko: I mean, we could probably save Meggy without you... But it's nice to be on the same side anyway.
"They actually could." Nora said.
Desti: Ok, ok. Enough of this mushy crap. Who's ready to go save my annoying rival?
Mario, Luigi, Tari & SMG4: YEAAAAAAAAAAH!
(Mario, Luigi, Tari, Saiko and Boopkins gets shocked when they see Godzilla appearing like a Titan.)
Everyone was surprised.
"Godzilla?" Jane said.
"I don't think that counts as anime." Ren said.
Mario: IT'S GODZIRRA!
Godzilla: YEE. (Shakes the boat)
Swag: HOLY DICKS, CHRIS! IT LOOKS LIKE MY EX GIRLFRIEND!
SMG4: T-that glow!
(Desti tries to shoot it, but Godzilla grabs her.)
Godzilla: Ha! Gadeem!
(Saiko jumps at it, but Godzilla flicks her.)
Swag: LAUNCH THE CANNONS!
(The cannons shoot, but they don't hurt it.)
Godzilla: You ain't gonna do... SHEEET! (It leaves) Uh, bye!
Desti: AGHH! Guys!
Godzilla: Get f*cked bitches! Lataaaaa! (Flies to the horizon)
"Again?" Blake said.
Tari: DESTI! Oh no! What do we do?
Saiko: We stick to the plan... WE'RE GOING TO ANIME ISLAND!
(Meanwhile, at Anime Island, the anime character takes Meggy to another cell. She sees Axol... chained.)
"I! KNEW! IT! I told you, guys! Axol didn't do it!" Ruby said.
Meggy: …Axol?
Axol: Beanie fish girl?
"So it was the Anime Cartel after all." Ren said.
"I told you that it wasn't Axol!"
"Ok, we get it. Can you sit down now?" Weiss said.
"After my "I told you" dance.". She started dancing. And it was pretty embarrassing and kinda adorable.
"Give her a minute." Yang said.
"Okay, I'm starting the next one." Nova said.
Mario And The Experiment
[Glitch Productions intro]
(It starts where the last episode ended.)
Axol: Uhh...hi?
Meggy: You're locked up too? I thought you were making up all these anime characters!
?: Oh please!
(The big reveal)
Francis: That disappointment doesn't have the courage to do what I have done!
"YES! It feels so good when I'm right and everyone else is wrong!" Ruby said.
"Don't do the dance again." Yang said.
Meggy: Francis! How could you do this to us? Axol even lifted the anime ban for you guys!
Francis: By singing some dumb song to a princess? ECH! He doesn't deserve this SEXY POWER! (Draws a Mewtwo) I'm going to use inkweaver the way it's suppose to.
Axol: YOU'LL NEVER HARNESS THE POWER OF MY PEN!
"It seems like he already did." Pyrrha said.
Francis: I don't know~.
(Mewtwo uses Force Grip and chokes Axol.)
Meggy: NO! STOP STOP. I'LL DO WHATEVER YOU SAY JUST STOP.
(Francis laughs as Mewtwo let's him. Then the bad guys take Meggy with them. They take her to a room with a large machine.)
Francis: Do you like the operation I have going on? By my estimate we must have captured half of Inkopolis by now. And all of their ink is being extracted and stored. With it, I've managed to get Inkweaver here powered up to 70%!
"Is this how it works? Ink from one Inkling is a 50% power up. From many Inklings is a 70% power up?" Yang said.
"I thought that he kidnapped all of them just to have more ink." Jaune said.
Meggy: You're seriously messed up...
Francis: Thank-a you so much-a!
Meggy: You're kidnapping people just to draw some stupid cartoons!
Francis: *insane laugh* Oh my plan goes far beyond that...
Some of them laughed a little.
"What are those faces?" Yang said while laughing.
Francis: Presenting the Ink Zuccer 2000! WITH ITS VOLUPTUOUS STORAGE SIZE! 16-inch tempered glass... AND ITS STRENGTH HIGHER THAN ANY OTHER MACHINE! With one very special inkling, I'll be able to use the zucc machine to harvest ALL their ink... and completely power Inkweaver up to 100%! And then... I can finally... HAVE MY OWN ISLAND FULL OF WAIFUS!
"I mean, he has enough energy to do that now." Weiss said.
(Meggy kicks Francis in the face)
Francis: A little fight in you... I like that. Mewtwo! (Mewtwo brings Meggy to the Ink Zuccer 2000.) And this toughness is exactly why I think you're the perfect candidate for this experiment. Only you are strong enough to handle the Ink Zuccer 2000.
"What's the actual factor? Quality or quantity?" Blake said.
Meggy: MARIO! TARI! SAIKO! WHERE ARE YOU GUYS?!
(Meanwhile, with the others.)
Mario: Are we there yet? (x6)
(Luigi is sleeping, SMG4 has connection problems.)
SMG4: Goddamnit!
(Swag sings pirate songs.)
Swag: A PIRATES LIFE IS A LIFE FOR ME
Chris: Somebody kill me
Tari: What if... what if we never find Meggy?
Saiko: Don't... don't say that. I promise you we'll find her and everything will be back to normal!
Tari: You're right! We're coming for you Meggy!
Mario: Are we there yet? (x6)
(SMG4 can't take it anymore and jumps on Mario)
SMG4: SHUT YOUR BITCH ASS UP! CHOKE ON A PENIS AND DIE!
They all laughed.
(Godzilla appears again)
"Round 2, let's go!" Yang said.
Luigi: Wah!
Tari: *screams of fear*
Boopkins: AH!
SMG4: He's back! WE'LL GET HIM THIS TIME!
Mario: It's time for you to DIE!
Chris: Ah shit, here we go again...
Saiko: You boys think you can keep up?
"Didn't it flick you before?" Weiss said.
Swag: I never thought one day i'd be fighting alongside anime... Chris, I don't know how to feel about this...
Chris: Shut up and fight with the anime woman already.
(Saiko and Swagmaster jump at Godzilla)
Swag: Bring me that dino ass!
(They bot hit Godzilla but it has no effect)
Swag I am going to kill you big stupid lizard I'm so sick of stupid lizard wizards showing up and ruining everything please die you big butt. (Godzilla looks at him) Oh balls.
"If Godzilla is at 70%, they can't do any damage." Jaune said.
"What they need now is a bigger monster." Ruby said.
(Godzilla is being shot by the boat's cannons, and Chris, but they aren't doing anything to him)
Mario: MAMAFUCKER!
(Godzilla hits the boat and SMG4 flies in the air)
Bob: SmG4! I gOt YoU hOmIe! (Bob launches an anime pillow on the floor and SMG4 perfectly lands on it, painfully) 2d BoObIeS sAvE tHe DaY oNcE aGaIn!
"It must've been an A-cup." Yang said.
Tari: Nothings working! We need something stronger!
Luigi: We don't have anything stronger!
Godzilla: You're getting 7 across the ass!
Tari: *screams of fear*
Boopkins: Tari nooooooooooooooooo! Moooove!
(Godzilla hits Boopkins and sends him far away)
Boopkins: Aaaaaaaaaaah!
"Not Boopkins!" Ruby said.
Tari: Oh no! Boopkins!
(Then everything started trembling.)
Godzilla: The fuck?
(Boopkins' Dad appears from the ocean with Boopkins on his head)
Bob: I'vE sEeN eNoUgH hEnTaI tO kNoW wHeRe ThIs Is GoInG
"What the fuck is that?!" Yang said.
"It's Boopkins' dad." Nora said.
"Dad?" Weiss said.
Boopkins: Boopkins is back baby!
(Meanwhile, at Anime Island)
Francis: Hurry up and drop her in!
(Someone slams the door open.)
Desti: Man... You idiots really need an interior designer... And some deoderant
Meggy: D-desti?!
Francis: Ooooo you brought the octoling! BRING HER UP HERE!
(They bring Desti to Francis.)
Meggy: Desti, I can't believe they got you too.
Desti: Well actually, I came here to rescue you... And thats exactly what I'm going to do!
(Desti kicks Francis in the face and sends him to ground)
Mewtwo: You little shit. (Mewtwo shots a blast at Desti but she dodges it and breaks the handcuffs with it) HOLY SHIT!
(Desti and Meggy start running away)
Francis: Get after them you baka's!
They laughed a little.
"That kid is a national treasure." Nora said.
"Well, she saved her. How are they going to leave the island?" Blake said.
(Pikachu and Hatsune Miku are chasing them)
Pikachu: I'm gonna kick your ass, m'kay?!
Desti: Yo! Where's the exit?
Meggy: I got no idea!
Desti: What do you mean you have no idea? You've been here for days!
Meggy: You think i had a chance to relax and sight see? I've been a prisoner, not a tourist
(The pursuers are closing the gap, Pikachu starts shooting with a gun and Hatsune Miku fires a laser)
Pikachu: BANG BANG BANG! BANG BANG BANG! (continues in the background)
Some of them laughed a little.
"I never knew a Pikachu with a gun would make me laugh." Yang said.
Desti: Crap! Come on this way!
(Desti and Meggy end up in a room with no issues)
Meggy: Ah crap, we're trapped in here!
Desti: Ummm... Uhhhh... (Turns into an octopus) Why aren't you turning into squid form?!
Meggy: I can't these chains are stopping me!
Desti: God dammit... Uhhhhhh
(The pursuers found the room and get in, Meggy and Desti are hidden in a closet. Meggy sees through a keyhole(?) and gets surprised by Pikachu checking the closet.)
Pikachu: Uh, hello? Nah, it's probably nothing.
(Desti and Meggy make sighs of relief, then they fall out)
Desti: Ugh... I guess we'll just stay here for a while... Let me get those cuffs off... (Desti opens the handcuffs)
Meggy: Uh... thanks?... But... why are you helping me? I thought you hated me...
Desti: Oh, I still hate you.
Meggy: Oh...
Desti: But i want you humiliated, not dead. And saving your life is probably the most humiliating thing I can do to you.
Meggy: Gee thanks... Maybe I'll return the favor one day.
Desti : Over my dead body. Now come on...
"Man, that phrase really gave it away." Nora said quietly.
"What?" Ren said.
"Nothing!"
(Desti looks out of the room, Pikachu and Hatsune Miku are still looking for them)
Desti: We gotta get out of here so we can meet up with your friends.
Meggy: My friends are coming?
Desti: Yep. They're sailing to this island as we speak... We would have come sooner but Mario had to load the whole boat with food first...
Meggy: Yeah... that sounds about right... (They both laugh)
"They became friends really quickly." Blake said.
Axol: (heard from the vents) Oh no! Get away! Stop it! Stay back!
Desti: Wait... is that... ?
(Camera switches to Axol's cell)
Axol: Grrr. Come on! Listen to me. Francis will betray you! He's never going to share his waifus with you!
(The Boo and the Goomba look each other, then the Goomba slaps Axol. After that they laugh. Meggy and Desti get in the cell from the aeration duct. The Boo and the Goomba make screams of fear.)
Desti: Your rent's due motherfucker!
(The Boo and the Goomba are beaten up quickly)
Axol: Ah yes, good. You took advantage of me distracting them... like I intended.
(Meggy and Desti are not amused. Meggy finds the key of Axol's chains in the pocket of the Boo and frees him.)
Desti: I guess I owe you an apology for telling everyone you kidnapped Meggy.
Axol: Why would I do such a thing? You guys are my friends!
(An alarm starts ringing, various members of the Anime Cartel go the cell to prevent the trio to escape.)
"An army of weebs. Pretty easy." Yang said.
Axol: Uhh... I'm pretty useless without Inkweaver... can you girls manage that many-
Desti: Hey Meggy, I bet I can take out more than you can.
Meggy: Pfft. In your dreams.
(Meanwhile, with the others.)
"Dangit! I always lose!" Ruby said, because she saw the circle.
Boopkins: That's him dad! He's being very mean to me and my friends.
(Fight!)
"Big monster fight!" Yang said.
Godzilla: I'll rupture your fucking anus wi- (Boopkins' dad slaps him)
They all laughed.
Godzilla: Let's go right now! Bring it on! (Godzilla gives a couple of hits, slaps him with his tail and makes him fall.) Get-get wrecked bitch! (Boopkins' dad jumps out of water) (slow-motion) Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiit! (Gets kicked) Aaaaaah!
Boopkins: Yay! You got him dad!
Godzilla: You son of a BITCH!
(Mugman is passing by on a airplane)
Mugman: It's a lovely day to walk down the road
And if I ever stop singing I will explode.
(Godzilla grabs Mugman and launches him towards Boopkins' dad.)
Godzilla: FORE!
(Mugman makes screams of fear, he crashes into Boopkins' dad exploding and going down.)
"Knockout!" Ruby said.
Boopkins: Oh no! No dad get up please!
(Godzilla points a gun to Boopkins' dad.)
Godzilla: Ya dead son! YA MOTHERFUCKING DEAD SON!
Saiko: HE NEEDS HELP! LAUNCH ALL WE HAVE!
(Godzilla is being shot by all the boat's cannons but it's doing nothing)
Godzilla: Who send all these babies to fight?
Mario: Fire! (His cannon isn't working, he gets in itl Hmm? HELLO?! (The cannon restarts working and Mario is shot on Godzilla's left eye.)
"They decided to use the heavy ammunition.". Yang said and they all groaned.
"That was bad, even for your standards." Blake said.
"Shut up."
Godzilla: Gonna kill you and I'll-
(Mario lands)
Mario: Boing! Hi, how are ya?
(Godzilla makes screams and is confused)
Boopkins: Go dad! Now's your chance!
Godzilla: Ah! Get it off! Get it off! Get it off! Get it off!
Boopkins' dad: ORA! ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA! (Furiously slaps Godzilla and sends him far away and it disappears.)
"And Godzilla's dead!" Ruby said.
"And with a JoJo reference, just how I like it."
(Mario lands back on the boat, Boopkins' dad puts Boopkins back on it.)
Boopkins: Oh thanks dad. I'll se you back home when I'm finished saving my friends, ok?
Joe: (talks)
Boopkins: Yes dad i finished my homework already. (His dad gives him an ice cream) Oh hey, thank you. Thanks dad!
"Homework? Boopkins is a child?" Pyrrha said.
(Boopkins' dad gets back in the ocean)
Mario: Ooooo-ok... onto... animoo island... (Luigi turns him around because he's pointing the wrong direction. Anime Island can now be seen)
"Oh, they already got there?" Jaune said.
Saiko: We're coming Meggy, just hold on a little longer.
(Meanwhile, at Anime Island, Axol was watching the girls beating up every weeb.)
An anime cartel member: OH MY ASS
Desti: How many you on?
Meggy: Eight.
Desti: Same... I guess this is the tiebreaker
Last member still ok (a Goomba): Purease don'tu hurtu me-desu
(Meggy and Desti are struck by a giant laser, they fall to ground unconscious)
Axol: FISH GIRLS!
Francis: *laughs* Yo man what's up?
"Super Saiyan Goku? They should be dead by now." Blake said.
Axol: Super Saiyan Goku? You've gotten Inkweaver to 70% already?!
"70% and it's just Super Saiyan? His pen isn't really that strong." Yang said.
Francis: You know it, Axol boy, and just imagine what I can achieve with the ink from those two... Maybe I could even achieve... SUPER. SAIYAN. GOD.
Axol: Not with MY pen you won't! (Axol prepares to fight, but Goku sends him KO with a punch.)
Some of them laughed a little.
(Axol wakes up on a chair, he has a strait jacket on and chains on him, Desti is on the ground blocked by chains.)
Francis: Wakey, wakey! The shows about to start! (Goku is holding Meggy over the Ink Zuccer 2000) WAIFU ISLAND, HERE WE COME!
Desti: LET HER GO!
Francis: Okie-dokie!
(To everyone's shock, Goku drops her in the machine.)
They were speechless.
"Does anyone else feels like that such a dark plot shouldn't be in a channel like that?" Ruby said.
"I was feeling like that since Meggy first appeared." Nora said.
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