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Chapter 116: Sonic Zombies in Space
"Okay, let's leave Mario and change theme. Now, since the Sonic movie comes out in two weeks, let's watch something Sonic related." Nova said.
"More Sonic Shorts?" Ruby said.
"No, I'm leaving that for next week."
"Will Sonic come again?" Jaune said.
"No."
"Will it be something stupid again?" Weiss said.
"Absolutely."
"Damnit."
"Okay, who's seen Sonic Zombies?"
"I did. Are you going to show all of them?" Jaune said.
"Only the best one."
"The shopping mall?"
"The space."
"Oh."
"What is Sonic Zombies?" Yang said.
"You'll see." Nova said.
Billy: Sonic Zombies... In SPAAAAAAACE! (Laugh) Okay, if you haven't clicked off the video yet, it has been a very long time since the last video. And a... couple hours, I guess. Anyway, the world has gotten even worse! Everybody is dead! Society no longer exists! I mean, can't you see from these establishing shots? Things are bad!
"So, it's like Walking Dead? A zombie apocalypse?" Ruby said.
"Is he using gMOD?" Yang said.
Billy: Anyway, there's only a couple survivors left, like our heroes! Sonic and Tails are out, scouring the city, looking for food, because they're hungry. (problems) Stop it! Stop! Ugh.
"I hate this already." Weiss said.
Sonic: Oh, I think I spotted a café over there, Tails. Maybe it's a Starbucks.
Tails: I do not think so, señor Sonic. It's just a café.
"Señor?" Pyrrha said.
"Okay, how he changed the characters?" Blake said.
"Well, Sonic is a douche, Tails is a mexican stereotype, Amy is very horny, Knuckles is Eddie Murphy, Shadow talks funny and Rouge is the one with the boobs." Nova said.
"(O_O)"
"Just watch."
Sonic: Oh... well, maybe they serve uh, you know... other kinds of coffee. Oh, who am I kidding? Tails, did you check upstairs? (Knocks camera down) I'll check down here.
Tails: Okay, señor Sonic. I will go check upstairs, ho ho. Hoi.
"You know, I expected animation, not dragging 3d models." Yang said.
"That's even funnier!" Nora said.
Sonic: Alright, let's go check out the kitchen. Maybe there's kitchen stuff, like uh... stoves. Let me turn on the stove.
Tails: Señor Sonic, have you found anything to eat in here?
Sonic: No... *sigh* Just this stuff over here. (Shows lots of food) It's all freeze-dried and will last forever but it's not Starbucks or Pizza Hut. I can't eat that!
"What?! Is he stupid?!" Weiss said.
"So he rather die than eat something else." Ren said.
"He could still take it for his friends to eat." Ruby said.
"But he won't." Jaune said.
Billy: So- (knocks camera) D'oh!
Some of them laughed a little.
"Does he always have problems like that?" Yang said.
"In every video."
Billy: So Sonic and Tails, unfortunately, had to go back home empty-handed. And then they go- (more problems) OHHHH! Damn! (They go in the sewer)
Sonic: I sure hope the guys are happy to see us, even though we both came back empty-handed. Hey guys. We're home. (Knocks camera)
Billy: Ugh...
Sonic: Hey, I didn't find any food, but uh... we're here.
Amy: Oh, Sonic, hoo hoo. Did you find the rubbers I asked you to get us?
Sonic: Eugh! (jumps away from her)
Some of them laughed a little.
"Rubbers?" Ruby said.
"Okay, how horny is she?" Blake said.
"She probably surpasses the Richter scale." Nova said.
"Where is Shadow?" Ruby said.
"He got eaten by the Silver monster." Jaune said.
"... You mean a monster that's silver, or Silver who is a monster?" Yang said.
"The latter."
Rouge: Oh, another day without food. How much longer can we last?
"Why does she talk like that?" Blake said.
Knuckles: Yeah, man. This is not fair. I want you to find me some part of muscle meat, mothaf*ckas. Not fair to anybody.
"And why does he talk like-" Weiss said.
"Be careful of what you say~." Yang said.
"Like... like... I don't care, like he's black."
"Weiss is cancelled!" Nora said.
"Isn't this called Sonic Zombies? Where are the zombies?" Pyrrha said.
Tails: Well, at least we have each otherr. And hey, at least we haven't been attacked by zombies in a long time.
Billy: But then just then, the zombies came! (laughs) No...
Sonic: (zoom in on his face) Here we go again.
"That is the most monotone Sonic I've heard." Yang said.
Knuckles: Yo man, they can't get through that barricade. I made it myself. (The barricade collapses.)
"Of course it would." Weiss said.
Knuckles: Uhh, okay, never mind that. Y'all, I'll just- you just go? I'll get the zombies myself, yeah.
Sonic: He's an idiot.
Knuckles: Run, babies, run. Ugh! (Attacks the zombies)
"He's gonna die." Blake said.
"It already happened." Jaune said.
"He died once?" Ruby said.
"How did he came back?" Ren said.
"Magic." Jaune said.
Billy: Sonic and the others ran up the stairs! They tried to get away from the zombies! And they were running up the stairs! Oooohoo! Get up! BUTTHEREWASAZOMBIEBLOCKINGTHEDOOOOOR!
Sonic: Don't worry about this, guys. I got him. Check this out. Heh heh. Hooba. Dooba. (Defeats the zombie)
"Hooba dooba?" Pyrrha said.
"What kind of battle cry is that?" Yang said.
Sonic: All right. Let's open this door. (He "opens" the door)
Some of them laughed a little.
Tails: Oh, where is Knuckles?
Rouge: Yeah, where'd he go?
Knuckles: Yo man, wait for me, mothaf*ckas. (The zombie falls on him.)
Some of them laughed.
(Knuckles meets with the others)
Knuckles: Yo man, I can't take this no mo'. You know, I used to be a stand-up comedian. And now, reduced to this.
"Check for bites!" Ruby said.
Amy: I know! Now we're gonna have to find another house!
Rouge: *sigh* It's only too bad Shadow isn't here. He made things a lot easier for us.
Tails: Yes, but señor Shadow is... muerte...
Knuckles: Yeah, I sure do miss him.
Sonic: Hey, what are you guys talking about? I do a lot for this team. I mean, all he was was just a clone of me, heh heh. So he's not as good as me.
"Well, of course. Someone has to be the jerk." Blake said.
Rouge: Wait a second-
Billy: (zooms in on her chest) Oh ho! Yes, yes! Ho ho ho, I did it!
Some of them laughed.
"Zoom on the boobies!" Yang said.
Rouge: Wait a second. Speaking of clones, wasn't Shadow just a clone in the fwirst place? I mean, there should be a whole bunch of him up in space.
Amy: Up at space? How are we gonna get there? ...yeah...
Knuckles: Yeah man, it's not like we got no spaceship or nothin'.
Rouge: I could take care of that. Excuse me, Billy dwarling, would you spawn us a spaceship, please?
Billy: Oh... Sure, Rouge, no problem. Here you go. (Spawns a spaceship)
"Hooray for lazy plot." Blake said.
Rouge: Oh, thank you dwarling, you're the best. (They all get in the spaceship)
Sonic: Hey Tails, you know what it's like to have to scram into a minivan.
They didn't want to but they laughed a little.
"I didn't want to laugh at it." Pyrrha said.
"How many racist jokes does he make?"
"A lot." Jaune said.
Tails: Okay, everybody. Strap on!
"Wait, what?" Yang said and started laughing with most of the group.
"I thought that it was strap in." Ruby said.
Knuckles: Uh, don't you mean strap in, man?
Sonic: Heh heh, that's kinky.
They all laughed.
(The spaceship takes off.)
Billy: So Sonic and the others took off and- in a big adventure to space! (Hits the camera)
Tails: Wow, now I know what it is like to actually be an illegal alien, hoi hoi.
"Please, stop it..." Blake said, trying not to laugh.
Tails: Here we go.
Billy: (problems) *grunts*
Tails: Señors and señoritas, there is something ahead! Look. (They see a space station.)
Rouge: It looks like a space station.
Sonic: Actually, it looks like one of your boobs.
"Nuh uh, the space station has more polygons." Nora said.
Billy: Yes, the crew had discovered a really strange-looking orb. There was a space station.
(The ship hits the station a bit.)
Knuckles: Yo man, learn how to drive, man!
(They got inside.)
Rouge: It looks like it's abandoned.
Knuckles: Yeah man, it looks like nobody's been here for years.
(Doors open to reveal Blaze.)
Blaze: Actually, I've been here for years.
"Wow, it's Blaze!" Ruby said.
"Why does she talk like principal Ozpin?"
Tails: *gasp* Señora Catto!
"Aww, Tails fell in love." Ruby said.
Sonic: Hey look, it's a cat!
Blaze: Yes, I am Blaze the Cat actually. You are all-... I can't believe you're here! I've been waiting for you for so many years.
Tails: Oh, señora Catto. I too have been waiting for so many years! Oh, let us make 18 babies together.
"What?" Weiss said.
"Is that another stereotype?" Ren said.
Rouge: Um, I'm sorry. What do you mean waiting for us for all these years?
"Why is Sonic looking at her chest?" Yang said and started laughing.
Blaze: Oh, I'm sorry... I didn't even think... Well, why don't you all come with me and have some dinner and we'll talk about your little situation... yes.
(Later, at the table)
Blaze: Ah, so... All of you are a part of a huge project. Something that you never have even dreamed of.
"Project? Does she mean the video? Because it seems like they already know." Pyrrha said.
Rouge: Um, well actually we just came to find our friend. Um, maybe you know him. He's uh... his name is Shadow and he has a gun and he's, um... he looks like the blue guy.
Tails: Excuse me for one second. Where are the tacos?! I specifically order taco.
Blaze: Um, so you were looking for someone. Um... what does he look like? Maybe I know him.
Sonic: Well, uh, he actually looks like me but, uh, he's black.
Knuckles: Yo man, you mean that he kinda looks like me and he's African-American! That is our word, mothatf*cka!
"So, we can't say black?" Blake said.
"That means... that we can say the n-word! Ni-". Ren covered Nora's mouth.
"No." he said.
Blaze: Oh yes, I know who you're talking about. Come.
(They all go to a room.)
"They casually T-pose while moving." Yang said.
Rouge: Oh my goodness gracious...
Billy: It was a room full of clones! Yes. Every single character that has ever been in these videos was now in this room so I can bring them back any time! (Laughs)
Knuckles: Yo man, this is crazy! (Knocks camera)
Blaze: Yes, this is a room full of clones. For some reason, all of you have clones in room. It is amazing, isn't it?
"A bit creepy, too be honest." Pyrrha said.
Sonic: Heh hey hey, handsome. Did you just get off your shift at Pizza Hut? Maybe you and I can go to Starbucks together and drive while talking on our Hummer.
"Wow, he really is an asshole." Yang said.
Rouge: *gasp* There he is! (She goes to a capsule with a Shadow clone.) This is who we've been looking for! It's Shadow! I can't believe it...
Blaze: Ah, yes, of course. His life readings on Earth just dropped to 0 recently. I figured that something was going to happen. It happened a few times before too, hasn't it. Oh, it's probably because he's black.
"Stop it." Blake said.
"Hey, she said black!" Nora said.
Blaze: I'll get him out for you. I'll press this on this machine.
(The capsule opens, letting Shadow fall on the floor.)
Rouge: Shadow... Shadow, please tell me you're okay. Wake up, Shadow! Wake up! Oh, come on, dwarling, wake up!
(Shadow finally wakes up.)
Shadow: Oh! The Silver monster! I ran out of bullets! Ah, he ate me and then I... Ican'tbelievethatI'maliveandI'maliveandIgotaheartache... *pants* Wait... Where am I?
"That's how he talks?" Weiss said.
Shadow: How are all of you here? Everyone of you are okay... I was worried...
"And how he remembers everything?" Ruby said.
Knuckles: Yeah, man, how does he remember that we're all here?
Blaze: Well, when someone dies, their clone will take over the memory they had when they were dead. And luckily for him, he was surrounded by you. They impress on the first person who they see. So, he was good.
"I don't think it works like that." Yang said.
Tails: Ah, that is very interesting but where can this gringo take a nap?
Blaze: Ah, yes, of course, sleeping. I have arrangements. Come. I shall show you the dormitories and you may get some sleep.
(Later, they go to the dormitories.)
Blaze: Ah, right over here. This should be comfortable, especially compared to what you're used to. And then- (the door closes)
Billy: Oh! Oh no. Come on, come on! The door, the door, the door, the door, the door, the door, the door, THE DOOR, the door! *sigh* Oh, COME ON, THE DOOR- oh no! Ugh!
They all laughed.
"Dude, the frame rate."
Blaze: Ah yes, as I was saying, this should be better than what you are usually accustomed to. I hope you'll find it comfy.
Sonic: Hey Rouge, heh heh, you wanna bunk with me?
Rouge: Um, not with that millimetre Peter, no thank you.
Some of them laughed a little.
"Daaamn."
Amy: Hoo hoo, ooh, uh, bunk? With Sonic? Oh! Oh, hi Sonic, I would just love to bunk (laughs)!
Sonic: Ew, that's disgusting! Get away from me, b*tch. (Gets away from her)
Most of them laughed.
"That was so mean!" Pyrrha said while laughing.
Blaze: Well, I'll see you all in the morning. Good night.
Tails: Uuuum, just a one second there, señora Pratto. Do you think that we could stay with you? I mean, things have gotten bad on Earrth, and... I would love to spend forever with you... (Rests his head on her.)
Shadow: Yes, he is right. Earth has gotten bad, especially with all the zombies andIhatezombiesandifIcouldsleepthatmeanthattherecouldbemorezombieeeeees, ho ho ho!
Some of them laughed a little.
"That really how he talks? I thought he was panicking and talked fast." Blake said.
Blaze: Well, I guess, if you could all take a test. Have you all- any of you been bitten before?
Knuckles: Oh yeah, I was bitten. But that turned into like three different monsters and a vampire. Don't make no sense but I'm okay now, mothatf*cka.
"How do you go from a zombie to a vampire?!" Weiss said.
Blaze: Well then, sure. In the morning, we'll find out. Good night. Take care. (door closes and hits her)
Billy: D'oh!
"Yeah, that must have been on purpose." Yang said.
(Later)
Billy: And so, our heroes got some well-deserved sleep. Well... except for Amy. Amy was up very late at night, pondering about things.
Amy: *sigh* I just... I just want to do him already!
"Unbelievable." Blake said.
"She could take a clone." Nora said.
"That would be bad." Yang said.
Amy: UUUGH! I mean, I know I did it when he was that furry thing, but that doesn't count, cause he was trying to... do me without permission!
"Huh? Furry thing?" Weiss said.
"In the last, Sonic turned into wild, horny monster that would... do people to death." Jaune said.
"It must've been very wild!" Yang said and everyone groaned.
"That's it. Go to the corner. Five minutes." Nova said.
"But-"
"TO THE CORNER!"
"Aww... fine! People don't appreciate my humor." She grumbled as she went to the corner.
Amy: Oh, I just want him, huuuuu! I might as well give up. It's not like there's a clone of him I could do instead to take out my anger. Wait a second... A clone! That's it! He's got a clone! That's it, that is exactly the answer~, hu hu hu! (She exits the dormitory and goes to the clone room.)
"This will be very bad." Ruby said.
Amy: Oh, I can't wait to do Sonic
Because I'm horny
I'm only 16 but I know what I want
We'll get married and go on more
And have a ton of kids
And then he'll have to pay child suppoooort!
Oh, here I am, hoo hoo.
Some of them laughed.
"What was that song?!" Weiss said.
"That sounded very real." Blake said.
Amy: Oh, yes, hoo hoo! There you are, Sonic. I finally have you! Oh, I cannot wait to do it with... where's that control panel? Oh. Oh, it's over here. Now, wha... how did Blaze get this thing to work again? Oh, well. (Presses a button with her head, like she's some sort of lifeless ragdoll. A capsule with a Sonic clone opens.) Aaaaaaah ha ha, yes! *unintelligible quick talking* (knocks the camera) Oh, uh, hi, Sonic, hoo hoo! Do you know who I am? Do you remember anything?
Sonic clone: Um... I remember Pizza Hut and Hummers and... all thise other overused phrases in these videos, but uh... Are you like my girlfriend or something?
Amy: (laughs) Uhh, yeah, (drags him) LET ME BREATH YOU IN!
Billy: (problems) Oh come on! No, not again! This is happening too much this time!
Some of them laughed.
"I feel like she's going to be disappointed in the end."
(More capsules started opening.)
Billy: Amy didn't know it, but she accidentally released all- some- well some of the other clones, listen, I can't do them all the same time, you know how it is! Anyway, she released some of the clones...!
(Then an Eggman clone is released.)
Eggman: (russian laughter)
(Then a Silver clone is released.)
Silver: (Goofy laughter)
Most of them laughed.
"Did he laughed like Goofy?" Pyrrha said.
"Hey, who did that weird "hhechh" laugh? I can't turn." Yang said.
(At the dormitories, a Shadow clone climbed at Rouge's bunk bed. And he sees the tiddies.)
Shadow clone: Tattas for meee, heh heh heh! Oh, I'm going to like this. Hello~, bat, (laughs).
"Did Shadow finally express his feelings?" Nora said.
"Shadow is going to fuck Rouge?"
"Yang!" Ruby said.
"That's a clone." Jaune said.
(Rouge wakes up.)
Rouge: *yawn* Who's there? Oh, Shadow. Well, I didn't know you wamt to do it this way, mm-hmm.
Shadow: Ohhh, me want... me want to do tatta... Give it to me!
Rouge: Hey now, excuse me! I'm not that kind of goirl!
Shadow: (jumps at her) GIVE IT TO ME!
They all laughed a little.
(The real Shadow wakes up by Rouge's cries of help.)
Shadow: Huh? Who's in trouble? Rouge!
(Rouge kicks the clone to Tails's bed.)
Tails: (falls and yells in Spanish)
Sonic: Hey, who dares disturb me while I'm sleeping here? I was dreaming about myself and... Hooba dooba, whoa, what's going on out here?
Shadow: Oh, what is going on?! (Knuckles comes out of bed) Oh, good morning, Knuckles.
Shadow clone: You! Who dares to hit me in such a way?!
Knuckles: Oh my man, it's two of you mothaf*ckas!
(The clone falls of the bed.)
"Why did the clone become evil?" Ruby said.
"Blaze explained it. They impress on the first person they see." Pyrrha said.
"And that first person was Eggman." Jaune said.
Shadow: Oh my goodness, it is a clone of me! Something must have went wrong down at the lab!
Shadow clone: Of course something went down wrong at the lab. And now I'm not alone, but I... am an evil clone! WhichmeansIwilldoevilclonethingsandifIdoevilclonethingsthenthatmeansthatit'seviiiil, heh heh ha ha! And now, this is the beginning of your end! I am going to take over the world, andifIwilltakeovertheworldthatmeansI'mgoingtotakwovertheworldthenI'mgoingtobebaaaad, heh heh- OOF! (gets shot by Shadow)
That surprised everyone.
"No fight?" Ruby said.
"It's for the better." Blake said.
Shadow: Oh man, please do not tell I am that annoying. We have to find Blaze. She has to fix this problem! There may be more clones!
Knuckles: Which way she is?
Shadow: She is this way, and-... ohhh...
Sonic: Oh hey, over here really quick. Did you know that this video was purposely bad? Make a comment about it.
(They see Eggman, laughing like a russian, and his army of clones.)
"This might be difficult." Pyrrha said.
"Seriously, who laughs like that?" Yang said.
Eggman: Hwell, hwell, hwell. If it isn't my little my little friend, Sachh the Hachhachh.
They all laughed.
"Why does he talk like that?!" Ruby said while laughing.
Sonic: Oh, hey Eggster. I've got a whole new bag of puns for you. You want to hear them all?
"No, please." Weiss said.
"Yes, please!" Yang said.
Tails: Uh, señor Sonic? For the love of Christ, please do not do the puns, they are terrible. The only people who will find them funny are like 2 years old.
Most of them laughed.
"Fuck you, Tails!"
Eggman: Heh heh, it doesn't matter how many puns. With this clone army, you are in so much treble, hach huch hech!
Shadow: Okay, listen. We have to find Blaze. She might be able to get rid of all those clones. We need someone to voluntarily to go find her by themselves, and they will be by themselves with Blaze! Hint, hint.
Tails: Ooh! By themselves with señora Catto? Oh, Sonic, ho ho, listen! I will go find señora Catto! And I will save herr, ho ho ho hoi! (Goes to find Blaze)
Sonic: He REALLY needs to be deported already.
Some of them laughed a little.
"Stop it with these jokes!" Blake said, trying not to laugh.
"Can I return now? It's been five minutes." Yang said.
"Sure." Nova said.
"Finally." she said as she sat at the couch again.
Sonic: Oh, uh, Eggster, come on hooba dooba, let's go! Uuum, but because we're in space, there's only one way we can fight. With these copyrighted weapons. (Draws a lightsaber)
"Yeah, light sabers! Oh man, I want one so much!" Ruby said.
Eggman: (also draws a lightsaber) I was thinking the same hhechh. And now, I'm going to kill you!
Sonic: Yeah, let's go! Oh, but uh, hey kids, if you want to build your own lightsaber, you could do thay only at your Disneyland, for 39,99. Took my girlfriend's daughter there.
Billy: And the Sonic and Eggman were starting to fight, like a certain movie that I can't say or else I'm gonna be fined! Way too much money! Look at them go, hm hm hmmm! And the battle left outside.
"I'm pretty sure he can say that's it's Star Wars." Weiss said.
Shadow: Okay, everybody! We have to do our part as well. Let's go! (Knocks the camera and starts shooting clones.)
Knuckles: (going to fight) Oh yeah!
Shrek: You go and get him, Donkey!
"Wh- wh- what?! Why is Shrek there?!" Ruby said.
"Because it's Eddie Murphy." Nova said.
Knuckles: (hits the clones) Oh yeah, mothaf*ckas.
Rouge: Hm. Spoy toime! (Jumps at the clones.) I'll teach you something I learned at the academy. (She hits the clones.)
"That was very impressive." Blake said.
"Boy, this is better than Star Wars!" Nora said.
(Meanwhile with Amy)
Sonic clone: Ahhh, well, that was pretty good. What do you think, babe?
(The camera turns to Amy, who was very shocked and disappointed.)
They all laughed.
"What is that face?!" Pyrrha said.
"That is the face if disappointment." Yang said.
Amy: *sigh*
Sonic clone: Yeah, I know, it was pretty great. Oh uh, sorry about all the crying back there, I'm a little sensitive. Hey, you midnd grab me a beer so I can watch the game?
They laughed even more.
"Sorry about the crying, I'm a little sensitive!" Blake repeated while laughing.
(Amy gets off the bed.)
Amy: I can't believe it... It was so... It was so small! And it only lasted 13 seconds!
"13?!" she said while laughing.
"Bruh! Now that's fast!" Nora said.
"She waited for this moment for so long, and it left as quick as it came." Yang said and everyone groaned. "I didn't try to make a pun!"
Amy: It was so small! 13 seconds...? Oh my goodness, I... waited my whole life for this moment. My life... my life has been a waste... It's over... Well, I guess there's only one thing left to do. (Gets a revolver to end her life.) Goodbye, cruel world...
"What- no, don't do it!" Pyrrha said while laughing.
Sonic clone: Yeah, ha ha ha. I'm probably better than that real Sonic ever would have been, huh? Heh heh heh.
Amy: ...Wait a sec... Real Sonic? *gasp* (drops the revolver) That's it!
Sonic clone: Did you say something, babe? (Gets shot and dies)
Some of them laughed a little.
Amy: That's it. That's the answer!
"What is that pose?" Yang said while giggling.
Amy: I just can't do any Sonic. There's only one thing that I can do with my life. I dedicate myself to doing the REEEAL SONIC!
"Good for you." Blake said.
"Wait. If her experience with the clone was that, doesn't mean that it would be the same with the real Sonic? It's a clone, it's exactly like him." Ren said.
"... You're right." Weiss said.
(Meanwhile, Tails was looking for Blaze.)
Tails: Señora Catto! Señora Catto, where are you?! I cannot find señora Catto, she's the love of my life! Señora Catto, where are you?! Señora Catto! (He then hears Blaze's cries for help.) *gasp* Señora Catto...! I am coming for you! Don't worry about it! Señora Catto I-... lo qiero Taco Bell...!
"What is it, now?"
Blaze: Tails! You have to save me! They're going to get me! (The camera reveals that she was surrounded by many Tails clones.)
"Holy shit..." Yang said.
"Unbelievable..." Pyrrha said.
Tails clone #1: I love you, señora Catto.
Tails clone #2: No, I love you, señora Catto.
All of them: We all love you, señora Catto.
(The real Tails then gets very, very angry. Demonically angry.)
Tails: (demon talk) (I don't know what he said.)
Some of them laughed.
"He turned into a demon!" Ruby said.
"You should see him when someone touches his tacos." Jaune said.
Tails: They have disturbed the Mexican Way...! It is my-a señora Catto! It's time to use... TACOOO TORNADOOOOO! (Two whips made of tacos appear in his hands.)
"What is he doing...?!" Blake said.
(He starts spinning like a helicopter and attacks the clones, shouting spanish things. Blaze is just watching.)
They were speechless. Some of them couldn't help but laugh.
"This is so ridiculous..." Weiss said.
Tails: LAWNMOWER SUMMONING ATTACK! (A lawnmower comes down. He starts running over the clones with it.) VIVA LA EL CATTO!
"Lawnmower?! What's with the lawnmower?!" Yang said while laughing.
(He defeated all the clones.)
Blaze: Tails, you... you saved my life. (She gives him a big, sucky kiss on his cheek.)
"What kind of kiss was that?" Weiss said.
"That's like a grandma's kiss." Jaune said.
Tails: (starts floating from love) Oh, Jesus loves me, yes I know
Burrito...
They laughed even more.
(Meanwhile with Sonic and Eggman)
Eggman: I'm going to destroy you now!
Sonic: No way, hooba dooba! (knocks the camera)
Eggman: Now, we let us finish this now, hedgehog thing! I don't want to fight anymore.
Sonic: Well, if you don't want to fight anymore, you can just give up, heh heh ha ha.
Eggman: Never! Clones, move out of the way, you are in the way! You are being very unusefil, huch hech!
Sonic: Your clones are dumb!
Eggman: You're dumb!
Sonic: Backing you up into a corner.
"Why is his game so lagging?" Ruby said.
Eggman: Help me, clones! I am backed!
Sonic: Yeah. You better watch it.
Eggman: Help me, clones! He has me against the wall!
Baby Sonic clone: Sorry, but we don't know how to fight.
Eggman: What about my hornhogs?! They are very powerful!
(The hornhogs are all banging each other in a corner.)
Most of them laughed. Yang quickly covered Ruby's eyes.
"Stop doing that! What were they doing?!"
"No, you'll never learn!" Yang said.
Eggman: You are all so useless to me!
(Meanwhile, with Shadow, Knuckles and Rouge.)
Shadow: What are we going to do? They are coming! And they will not stop coming!
Knuckles: Yo man, I don't know how much more we can take of this. It just won't stop.
Rouge: Come on guys, the rest of the team's doing their job, we have to do ours.
Shadow: That's a good attitude. Let's finish this!
Baby Sonic clone: I want to be your friend. (Gets shot) AH!
They all laughed a little.
Shadow: No friends for ANYBODY, hu hu heh he hey!
(Rouge is hitting clones like a ragdoll, Knuckles is punching them.)
"Ugh." Yang repeated while laughing.
Cream clone #1: I'm your clone, hu hu ha!
Cream clone #2: No, I'm your clone!
"Why does she sound like this?!" Pyrrha said.
"It's the Terminator! Get to the chopper!" Nora said.
Cream clone #1: No, I'm your clone!
Cream clone #2: NO, I'M YOUR CLONE! (They both laugh until Shadow blows them up.)
Shadow: Hu ha, now there are no more clones, he he hey!
(Back with Sonic and Eggman)
Eggman: Now I'm hheving you!
Sonic: No... I can't hold on!
Eggman: HHECH! (Eggman pushes Sonic at the edge of a hole.)
Sonic: Oh... oh man, heh heh. It's a pretty stree- steep drop there.
Eggman: Hech hech hhave you nakhh, heh heh. Nobody ever told you about the hech?
Sonic: They told me enough. They told me hooba dooba.
"Are they doing the "I am your father" scene?" Ruby said.
Eggman: No, Sanik. I... am the hhechh.
Sonic: (zoom to his face) No.
Some of them laughed.
"What are they even saying?" Pyrrha said.
"That deserves an award." Yang said.
Eggman: Heh heh! Now to kill you!
Sonic: Hey, I still got my lightsaber! And plenty of fight.
Eggman: Oh yes. Excuse me, you helped bat tits earlier, now you're going to help me, little Bill.
Billy: Um... Okay. Um, let's see here, get the remover tool...
"Did he seriously just opened the menu in the middle of the story?" Blake said.
Billy: Uh, sorry Sonic. (Removes his lightsaber)
"That's unfair!" Ruby said.
Eggman: Hhechh hachhachachh! Say prayer. (russian laughter)
They all laughed.
"He started coughing!" Pyrrha said while laughing.
(But then, Silver appeared, in his final form.)
Silver: (demonic Goofy laughter)
"What is that?!" Yang said.
"That is Silver." Jaune said.
"That's Silver?!" Pyrrha said.
Eggman: What in hheck is huchh?
Silver: Oh boy, a big, fat, juicy morsel for me, ha ha-yuck! (Grabs Eggman) Come here, friend, he he he heh heh.
Eggman: No! Wait a second! I am full of calories! You don't want to eat me! No wait- hhechhechhaaaachhhhh! (Gets eaten)
"And Eggman died again." Jaune said.
Silver: *burp* Oh boy. That was tasty. You know, that tasted like Mickey. Mooore! (Sonic sees the lightsaber that Eggman dropped and grabs it.) Heh hey, you're next, ha-yuck-yuck!
Sonic: May the hooba be with you. (Throws the lightsaber at Silver's eye.)
Silver: OW! HEY! That hurt, it went right through my eye and into my brain! Ohhh, it hurts! OHHHHHH! (Goofy holler) (He falls into the deep space.)
"He was no match for the hooba." Nora said.
Sonic: Well, that was fun. Hey, where are those other jerks?
(Meanwhile)
Cream clone: (pain sound)
(Sonic enters the room.)
Sonic: Hey guys! Where are you? And uh... oh. Okay. (He sees that they took care of the clones.)
"Why is that one hanged on the ceiling?" Blake said and they started laughing.
Rouge: Oh, hey Swonic.
Sonic: Hu-wow. You guys did a really good job, tuh- taking care of them. Hey, where did Tails go?
(Tails then comes with Blaze.)
Tails: We are already here!
Blaze: Oh... Well, I say. It is very nice to see that you're all alive and... wait a second. Where is your little pink friend? And how did this all happen?
(Amy then enters the room.)
Amy: Oh, I'm over here! Ow, fire. Hey guys, what's going on, hoo hoo? Sonic, there you are! Oh, Sonic, I've learned so much about our relationship!
Sonic: Your c*nt stinks. (Pushes her away.)
They all burst into laughter.
"Daamn! He didn't need a lot." Yang said.
Rouge: Hey Amy, where the heck have you been?
Amy: Well actually,I uh, used the machine and let the Sonic clone just, like, and do him. Then I realized, only the real Sonic is worth doing, oh ho ho. I love you...
Blaze: Excuse me?! You used the cloning machine to make love to somebody?!
Sonic: Well, uh, can you blame her? I mean, I am pretty great.
Blaze: That's it. I want you all to leave this facility now!
Tails: Even me, señorita?
Blaze: Especially you, you little Spanish pr*ck!
Everyone was speechless.
"Was that supposed to be funny?" Ruby said.
Tails: Okay now, see, now that is racist.
Blaze: Out. Out! All of you out! And never come back!
Sonic: Gee, uh... she's kind of a b*tch.
Rouge: Well, that's what happens when there's no Tampax in space.
"Actually, how did she survive all that time in space?" Weiss said.
(They go to their spaceship and leave.)
Blaze: Idiots. All of them. I can't believe I trusted them. Ugh! Well, at least that's the last time I'll ever have to deal with them.
Shadow: Hm...
Rouge: What is it, Shadow?
Shadow: I feel like I forgot something back on my bed.
(We see that he left a bomb on his bed. And it was about to explode.)
"He left a bomb?!" Pyrrha said.
"Eh, it's just a small bomb. It probably won't do any serious damage." Yang said.
(The whole space station explodes and falls.)
Some of them laughed a little.
"How? How did the entire station explode?" Weiss said.
(Meanwhile, Sonic and friends returned on Earth, landing on a beach.)
Sonic: Well, it looks like we arrived safely. As usual.
Tails: Yes, but I lost the love of my life. Thanks to you, Amy! And Sonic is right, your c*nt does stink.
They all laughed.
"He's so angry!" Pyrrha said while laughing.
Knuckles: Well hey, you can't get too upset, we're on a beautiful tropical beach.
Rouge: Yeah, wish I would had my bathing suit.
Sonic: Yeah, you better put on that G-string.
Some of them laughed a little.
"I really don't get that. Why G-strings exist? They're not practical. And I bet they hurt." Ruby said.
"Oh, Rubes, you can't understand." Yang said, holding Ruby into a hug. "And you're right, if you yank them hard enough, they do hurt."
Knuckles: Oh Sonic, you so crazy man.
(Meanwhile, the space station has crash landed near them. A russian laugh is heard. Eggman comes out of the rubble.)
"What?! How?! He got eaten!" Weiss said.
Eggman: Oi, I survived all of that, hhech hhechh. Now come my clones. We have unfinished hheching to do. (russian laughter)
Billy: (gMOD lags) Ohhh! Come on!
Tommy: Billy! Billy, Billy!
Billy: What? What, Tommy?!
"What is happening?" Ruby said.
"Billy's family." Jaune said.
"Ah."
"Wait, who's Billy?" Nora said.
Tommy: I found all of grandpa's porn.
Billy: You did? Ooooh hoo hoo hoo. Vome on, let's go watch it. Come on, come on. (They start watching it.) Oh yeah, ho ho... Yes, yes, ha ha! (His grandma enters the scene.)
Billy's grandma: Billy~! It's granny!
Billy: Oh no, it's grandma! What are we gonna do? Uh, uh, turn it off!
Billy's grandma: Billy, I just came up to let you know-... What?! What are you boys watching?!
They tried to hold their laughter.
Billy: I'm sorry, grandma! It's grandpa's!
Billy's grandma: Huh?! You're watching that and then lying to me?! THAT'S IT! BILLY!
Billy: Oh no, grandma! NO! NOT THE WHIP, GRANDMA!
"Whip?!" Pyrrha said.
Billy's grandma: Oh yeah, it's time for the good ol' fashioned beating!
*whip*
Billy: OWWAHH! NO!
*whip*
Billy: AHHHHHAAAHH!
*whip*
Billy: AAAA-
They all couldn't hold it and started laughing.
"What was that?!" Blake said while laughing.
"That's how you raise children." Yang said while laughing. "Why did she had a whip? I get it a belt, but why a whip?"
"Oh man, what a video." Ruby said.
"Do not show us something like this again." Weiss said.
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