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Chapter 117: Sonic meets Infinite (by MugiMikey)
"Can the next one not be that stupid?" Blake said.
"Well... it's more... gross than stupid." Nova said.
"Those are the best kind." Yang said.
LAST TIME
Sonichu: Now what?
"AH!" Nora said.
(Destructive Robot steps on Sonichu.)
"Phew. Thank god."
"Why were you so scared?" Ren said.
"It's nothing."
Sonic: Ahhh. At least that's out of our hair now, right?
Shadow: I'm afraid you have to think again, Ssssonic.
Sonic: Oh, uh, hey Shadow. What are you doing-... (He sees Shadow with the rest of his enemies, Metal Sonic, Chaos, Zavok, and Lego Sonic.)
"What that a... toy Sonic?" Pyrrha said.
Sonic: Ahhh, oh shit. (He then sees Infinite, doing his attack.) Oh... (Classic Sonic shits himself.) shit...
"Did he just shit himself?!" Weiss said.
"Eww!" Ruby said.
"I didn't need to see that." Jaune said.
(The attack hits Classic Sonic and kills him.)
Sonic: CLASSIC ME!
"Since his past self died, does that mean that the modern one dies as well?" Yang said.
"It got retconned. He's now from another dimension." Jaune said.
"Huh? Really?" Ruby said.
Infinite: (chuckles)
Sonic: You... You're gonna pay for this!
Infinite: (teleports next to him and tries to bribe him) We cool?
"Is he seriously bribing him?" Blake said.
"If it works..." Weiss said.
"Of course you'd know."
"Hey! For your information, I never bribed anyone."
"You didn't. Your father?"
"Of course he did."
Sonic: Hell no! I mean, I- I'll still gladly accept the money, but there's no way I am forgiving you!
Infinite: What can I say? All I did was take one look at him and I knew he didn't really belong here.
Tails: (lands into the scene) Sonic!
Sonic: Tails! I mean, where have you been?
Tails: Funny that you notice now your classic self is gone. Anyway, who's this?
Sonic: Yeah, who are you?
Infinite: You may call me Infinite, in the brief moments that remain to you. (He was so edgy that Shadow is jacking off to him.)
Silver: Oh my god, he's so cool!
Some of them laughed.
"Gross."
"Why is he...?!" Pyrrha said.
"The edge is too much." Yang said.
Sonic: Uh huh... But what's with that rock on your chest? I vaguely remember something like that- like that from a long time ago. But uh- uh- uh, it's not coming to me. Where did you even come from?
(Shows the moment Infinite was born.)
Half of them were disgusted and half of them laughed.
Infinite: Uhh, I really don't talk about it, cause I was... uhh... born in this... pain.
"The edge." Nora said.
Tails: Sounds like to me you got a dark past and might be a tragic villain. Oh well. Still though, I bet you can't beat Sonic!
Sonic: Yeah,cause I'm the fastest thing a- WHOA! (Sonic runs at Infinite. Infinite sidesteps and kicks Sonic into a wall. He starts sliding off from it.) No, no, no, no, no, shit! (He can't get up.)
Infinite: You got knocked the FUCK OUT!
Tails: Wow! He's even faster than Sonic!
Sonic: What?! Taaails!
Shadow: He's even cooler than Sonic. In fact, he is... the coolest.
"What's with the rose? I really don't get that trope." Blake said.
Sonic: You... are in no position... to descri-... to des-... to define anything as cool.
"Whoa, brain damage moment." Yang said.
Metal Sonic: I wish I was the robotic version of him instead. He's way better than you. You suck. You fucking... blue fucking dildo hedgehog. Thanks a lot, Sonic. Fucking asshole.
"Is this a fight or a roast?"
Sonic: Either way, you're still low-tier trash.
Lego Sonic: Well, he's no leg God, but he sure is one of a leg-guy.
"Why is he with the bad guys? He's a Sonic too." Ruby said.
Sonic: You wanna get flicked again, bitch?
Lego Sonic: (floats over him)
Chaos: (water talk)
Some of them laughed a little.
"Wait, is that the sea? I now noticed it." Jaune said.
Sonic: Shut up, Chaos.
Zavok: Hmm, he's neat.
Sonic: Yeah, yeah. Talking shit all by yourself. You're just the Deadly One, as far as I know. Single ass motherfucker. Heh, don't like the sound of that, do you, jagoff?
Zeena: Make that Deadly Two! Surprised to see me again, Sonic?
"Where did she come from?" Yang said.
"Why are there so many characters?" Weiss said.
Sonic: ... Who are you again?
"Damn!" Yang said.
Zeena: Wow.
Zavok: Chivalry is dead.
Destructive Robot: Now who- where did all these villains come from, Sonic?
"He has a giant robot too?!" Ruby said.
"Training to beat Goku? Good luck with that."
Sonic: I don't know. Some of them aren't supposed to be evil. Like, what the hell, Infinite? What's your deal?
Infinite: I am the tallest of mountains... I am roughest of waves... I am toughest of terrors...
"Is he saying his song's lyrics?" Blake said.
"You've heard the song?" Jaune said.
"What? I like that kind of music."
"Well, your playlist is full of Evanescence." Yang said.
Infinite: I AM-
Sonic: I asked for a basic rundown, not some poem from an emotional middle schooler's jou- (gets kicked)
Infinite: The darkest of DAYS!
(Shadow busts the "Ultimate" nut.)
Some of them laughed.
"He just busted a big ass nut."
Tails: You know, I've really been starting to have second guesses on who my idol should really be.
Sonic: What?
"Tails?" Ruby said.
Tails: It should be somebody strong like this. And, and, and... not a weakling like you.
"Whoa!" Yang said.
"Tails, you can't do this!"
Sonic: What?! You- you gotta be kidding me! Tails, don't side with him!
(Knuckles comes into the scene.)
Knuckles: Don't worry, Sonic. I won't betray you. Hey Infinite, you've... (brain damage)
Some of them laughed.
"Great, he's brain dead." Weiss said.
Knuckles: If you mess with my buddy here, then you're messing with my buddy, Left, and my buddy, Right. That are both connected to me. By proxy... fuck.
"Yeah, that was really bad." Yang said.
Sonic: You may be dumb, Knuckles... but at least you're loyal.
Infinite: Hey, you... uh, Knuckles.
Knuckles: Wow, I'm... I'm so glad I have thumbs.
Some of them laughed a little, while the others facepalmed.
Infinite: Be my best friend, and I'll get you off that floating hellhole you call home for the rest of your life.
"But he's not on the island." Ruby said.
"He better not fall for that." Blake said.
Knuckles: Do you see me standing on it? I am off of it, you fool. (chuckles) Yeah, don't chuckle. Mm.
Infinite: I think you are very intelligent... bright... and, uh... able to mentally function like an average being.
"Yeah, now he totally fell for it." Yang said.
Knuckles: (brain damage) I... I don't know what you just said... but I think you just said some good words about me. Ah! See ya, Sonic! (goes with Infinite)
Sonic: Knuckles! *sigh* Should have known better.
"And now he has no friends..." Ruby said.
"Sucks to be him." Blake said.
Infinite: Well, well, well. Looks like all of your allies have turned against you.
Sonic: That's not true. I have you, don't I, Destructive Robot?
Destructive Robot: Weeeell, um... Sorry Sonic, his theme song won me over.
"Not you too, Destructive Robot!" Nora said.
Sonic: Huh...? I cannot believe you!
Infinite: Hah hah hah. If you were the hero you truly claim to be, your allies would be more glad to fight alongside you. However... *burp*... Excuse me. However... *burp*... Sorry, I burped.
Some of them laughed.
"I don't think that was intentional." Ren said.
Infinite: However... you are a failure. 26 years of failure! Ha!
Sonic: I'm fifteen.
Infinite: (Frieza pose) Sure, you may be 15. And 15 is finite. Infinite is endless.
Eggman: Hey guys! Heh heh, yeah!
"Wow, I can't believe I forgot Eggman." Jaune said.
Sonic: Just when I thought this couldn't get any worse.
Eggman: Just hopping by the neighborhood! Seeing what's up! How's it goiiing?
Knuckles: Hey man, is all pretty in the hood, g. Just watching Sonic and Immigrant have a, you know... word... fight.
"Did he say immigrant?" Weiss said and started laughing.
Eggman: Wow, this place looks like SHIT!
Some of them laughed.
Sonic: Yeah, I wonder why! This is all your fault, fatass!
Eggman: You know, using swear words all the time isn't really gonna get you anywhere, Sonic. I mean, every once in a while is okay, but don't overdo it! All it does is insult the intelligence of intellectuals, such as myself, over the age of 13! Because we know it's a cheap attempt at humor. And because of that, I'm going to dislike your video! How's that sound, bitch?!
Sonic: Oh fuck off!
Eggman: Fuck you, Sonic!
Sonic: Fuck you!
Eggman: FUCK YOU!
Sonic: FUCK YOU TOO!
Eggman: AHHHHHHHHHHH!
Sonic: AHHHHHHHHHHH!
Eggman: BLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBL!
Sonic: FUUUUUUUUUUCK YOUUUU (echo)!
They all laughed.
"Man, the hate!" Yang said.
Eggman: Well, uh, you need any help?
Sonic: No, I think I'm good, thanks.
"Are you sure about that?" Blake said.
Eggman: Alright, alright! Continue looking like a pair of shitty underwear that someone threw at the wall for a couple hours, for all I care! All I did was extend a hand of friendship! Holy shit! I was just trying to be a nice guuuuuy!
Some of them laughed.
"Why isn't he talking like that?" Nora said while laughing.
Knuckles: He tried to help you, Sonic. See? This is why we aren't friends anymore.
Sonic: *sigh* Alright, fine. Help me out, Robotnik?
Eggman: Heh heh, yeah. Okay. (Sonic gives his hand, but...) Turkey, ha ha, yeah!
"Nooo..." Yang said.
Eggman: Thanksgiving!
Sonic: *sigh*
"That was a low blow." Ruby said.
Infinite: It's time to carry out the patient. Alright, everyone. On the count of three, you must all eradicate Sonic. One... two... three!
(Destructive Robot stomps Infinite and kills him.)
Destructive Robot: Gotcha, bitch!
"Wait, what?"
Destructive Robot: Oh, there are my car keys. Huh. Always in the last place you look.
Sonic: Destructive Robot!
Destructive Robot: What? You thought I was gonna let you down? You're my best friend till the end, Sonic.
Tails: Yeah, sorry to scare you there, Sonic. We had to trick him.
"I mean, you could've told him." Weiss said.
Knuckles: Wait, so we weren't actually supposed to be friends with Instrument? Huh. Uhhh... I didn't-... I didn't get that memo.
Eggman: Who the fuck wants to hit up the strip club to celebrate?!
All: Yeah!
(They all go to the strip club, watching Eggman lap dance.)
"Ahh, gross!" Yang said.
"MY EYES!" Ruby said.
"Why is he wearing female underwear?!" Pyrrha said.
"I think I'm gonna be sick..." Weiss said.
"Why is Silver wearing Rouge's outfit?" Nora said.
"Why is Donald Trump there?" Blake said.
Eggman: Oh, yeah! Heh heh, yeah! Ohhh, yeah! Ahh! You like this thong, bitch?!
Zeena: WOO! Shake them eggs between your legs!
Knuckles: I don't know about that lump in your underwear, but I sure am enjoying the ones that are on your chest. Hm. Well, uh, I gotta to, um... I gotta go take care of this. (He goes to the restroom.)
Eggman: Lick my water hole!
"Stop!" Ruby said.
"Do you know what a water hole is?" Weiss said.
"Um... do you?"
"... I'm not going to continue."
Knuckles: Oh no. There's only uh... (processing) one... one stall and the door's closed. Uh... maybe I should knock so they can hurry up. (Goes to the stall, but tries to not slip and fall on the wet spot.)
They laughed a little.
Knuckles: He doesn't fall. He knocks on the door.) Knock knock, it's Knuckles! H- hello?
?: I'm busy.
Knuckles: I really, REALLY need to relief myself. I got blue spheres and it hurts a lot.
?: *grunt* Give me a minute please.
Knuckles: I'm not gonna ask you again, buddy!
?: Bruh, what the fuck?!
(Knuckles knocks on the door again. Big comes out, screaming and shoves Knuckles down.)
Big: There we go.
They got surprised by that.
"That was something else." Yang said.
"Big can really be scary." Ruby said.
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