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Chapter 118: THE MUSIC of SONIC (by Mr Pasquale)
"Okay, now you all going to love this." Nova said.
'Please don't be something stupid...' Weiss thought.
"What is it about?" Ruby said.
"The best part of the franchise. The music." Nova said.
"Sweet!" Yang said.
'Thank god.' Weiss thought.
THE MUSIC of SONIC MANIA
(Amino sponsor)
"Skiiiip!" Nora said.
(It start with Green Hill Zone, classic, and then BAM!)
[Green Hill Act 2]
(The Sonic Mania title screen... and dancing Squidward.)
Some of them laughed a little.
"Are we going to see Weiss dance like that someday?" Yang said.
"Absolutely." Nova said.
"Please no." Weiss said.
"So we're skipping to twerking."
"No!"
WHAT EVEN IS THIS SOUNDTRACK?
[Hi-Spec Robo Go!]
(Jet Set Radio dancing. Then a concert. Then that Shadow music video.)
"I didn't know Sonic music slapped so hard." Yang said.
"Wait, what was that video with Shadow? Was that real?" Jaune said.
"Uh huh." Nova said.
[Oil Ocean Act 1]
(A kid shaking his hips. That Scooby Doo Pa Pa video. Then Sonic shaking his butt.)
They laughed a little.
[Ruby Delusions]
(A rave party mostly)
"Ruby's delusions?" Nora said.
"It means the gem probably." Ren said.
"Oh, I'll have so much fun with that." Yang said, looking at her victim.
"I won't like this..." the victim said.
[Eggman Mean Bean]
(Another concert.)
"Mean Bean? That's the last name I expected for that song." Blake said.
[Dimension Heist]
(A guy running on a bridge that was rising and he was going to jump.]
"What is he doing?!" Weiss said.
"It look like an easy jump." Yang said.
"For us." Blake said.
(Knuckles in a special stage with Running in the 90s in the background.)
[Danger on the Dance Floor]
[Billie Jean]
"What?!" Ruby said.
"No way!" Yang said.
"How does that fit so well?!" Pyrrha said.
"Did he just say "The kid is not my sos"?" Jaune said.
[Wildstyle Pistolero]
(A guy dancing in his barn.)
They laughed a little.
"I feel like dancing too." Yang said.
(DJ Sonic)
[Stardust Speedway Act 1]
(Top 10 Sonic Songs To Make Love To)
Some of them laughed a little.
"To make love to? What are they thinking?!" Weiss said.
(AOSTH Robotnik shaking his butt)
Catella: I NEED YOU! (Edited scene where she pegs Robotnik.)
They all laughed.
"Yes! More pingas!" Nora said.
"She clearly wants it." Yang said.
[Who's The Boss]
(Evil Peter Parker being cool.)
"I don't think I've heard such a cool game soundtrack before."
[Egg Reverie]
(Alfonso Ribeiro doing the Carlton dance.)
"Oh my gosh, he's doing the Fortnite dance!" Ruby said. Then Nova smacked her head. "OW! What?!"
(Then the double boost from Forces.)
Together we can show the world
What we can do
You are next to him and I'm next to you
Push me on through until the battle's won, won, won, (Frieza) won!
[Hydro City Act 2]
(A bunch of people dancing with the Backpack Kid(?))
Cobanermani456: Oh my god...! Oh my god! Oh my god, oh my god, oh my-
Some of them laughed a little.
"Wait, who is that?"
[Blossom Haze]
(A pop music video I think. Then the dance part of Jontron's Star Cade Episode 9.)
"Why is it so fitting?!"
Sonic: *whistle* That was tight!
"It was. All of them were really good." Yang said.
"Okay, now the Sonic Forces OST." Nova said.
The Music of SONIC FORCES
WHAT EVEN IS THIS SOUNDTRACK?
[Ghost Town]
(Sonic Forces gameplay. Then some grannies dancing.)
They laughed a little.
"Why does this feels like a downgrade?" Ren said.
[Metropolitan Highway]
(A gymnastic dance video.)
"Techno music? Really?" Weiss said.
"That's a letdown." Blake said.
"Are you kidding? It's good." Yang said.
(Hyper Potions concert. Then a Skrillex concert.)
D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-DROP THE BASE!
[Arsenal Pyramid - Interior]
Pac-Man: Whoaaa, holy shit!
(Another concert)
"Look how many people!" Pyrrha said.
"Just for... dubstep?" Weiss said.
(Hyper Potions concert again. Teletubbies dancing.)
[Battle with Infinite]
(Guy who dresses up as Eggman and dances. H3h3 dancing. Gangnam Style.)
Some of them laughed.
"I can't believe how well it fits!" Yang said.
(Then that cursed Sonic dancing video.)
"What is that?!" Ruby said.
"I don't know what to say, I'm speechless..." Blake said.
[Chemical Flow]
(A bunch of drunken Russians dancing.)
They all laughed.
"Are they drunk?" Pyrrha said.
"Not even our uncle is that drunk." Yang said.
[Fading World - Imperial Tower]
The sun is falling in the sky beyond
And light is fading from our world
(Repeats in slow motion.)
Bill Nye: That just makes no fucking sense. That's just bullshit.
(Then the legendary video with the security guard dancing.)
"Yoooooo, let's go!"
(Another concert. Then a kid with a stupid expression. Then...)
[Faded Hills]
(A bunch of goths dancing.)
"Okay, that sounds horrible." Blake said.
(Then that kid from Don't Hug Me I'm scared with his ear bleeding.)
[Final Judgement - Reactor]
(Sonic shaking his butt. Then another concert.)
EVERYBODY FUCKIN JUMP!
(Then Peach sucking off Sonic in an elevator prank.)
Some of them laughed.
"What was that?!" Weiss said.
(That Shadow music video.)
[Fist Bump]
(SpongeBob guitar solo!)
They laughed a little.
"That guitar riff is really good." Jaune said.
[Battle with Egg Dragoon MK. II (Phase 1)]
(Thomas the Tank Engine intro)
[Nowhere to Run - Prison Hall]
(That old man who throws his crutches and dances.)
They all laughed.
"Look at him go!" Nora said.
(Shadow doing gymnastics.)
"What is Shadow doing?" Jaune said.
"Gymnastics." Nova said.
"Is hopping like a ballerina a sport?" Yang said.
(Obama dancing.)
[Battle with Metal Sonic (US ver. remix)]
(SomecallmeJohnny doing the Crash Bandicoot dance. Then Beyoncé's Single Ladies. Then more random clips until Sonic explodes. Then Sonic Forces credits.)
[The Light of Hope]
(That dude in class who listens to something and cries. People at America's Got Talent watching with tears.)
"There's no way that's from the game. It doesn't fit at all." Yang said.
(And finally the Disney and Pixar intro.)
They laughed a little.
"Now that's more believable." Blake said.
"Wait, it's over already?!" Ruby said.
"There's a second part." Nova said.
THE MUSIC of SONIC FORCES (PART 2)
BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND...
WHAT EVEN IS THIS SOUNDTRACK?
[Egg Gate]
(People dancing. More people dancing.)
"I don't want to sound racist-"
"Then better not say anything." Blake interrupted Weiss.
"... Don't interrupt me."
[Luminous Forest]
(A dance number from High School Musical. Then Beyoncé's Single Ladies. H3h3 dancing. Then Beyoncé again.)
"Where does he find all those clips?!" Pyrrha said.
[Iron Fortress]
AUTOMATED LEVELS IN A 2017 SONIC GAME
"Automated level? But that doesn't fit in a game like that." Ruby said.
(That fat guy dancing. Then a couple of women dancing. Back to the fat guy. Back to the women.)
[Justice - Park Avenue]
(That gymnastics dance video. Then Ugandan Knuckles singing with war videos in the background.)
Ugandan Knuckles: Here comes the enemy, strike 'em down
"Why can't you die already?!" Nora said.
"How old is that video?" Yang said.
Ugandan Knuckles: We can't let evil, take 'em out
This is justice, this is what's right
Here comes the enem, mess 'em up
And bring them to their knees, do your stuff
Time for justice, time to go fight
(Back to the gymnastics video.)
[Set in Motion - Guardian Rock]
Right now I realize
I can do it if I try
I can do anything
Give me cancer(?), (Drake and Josh) turn around
"Wait, what?!" Ruby said.
[Battle with Zavok (remix)]
(Minecraft Steve parkour)
[Death Prison]
(Hotline Bling)
"I forgot that existed." Yang said.
(Evil Peter Parker dancing.)
[Network Terminal - Interior]
(People dancing. Then Spotify's play this at my funeral ad.)
"Nah, there are better songs."
[Moonlight Battlefield - Aqua Road]
Moonlight all around (Eggman pissing on the moon)
Shadows on the ground (Shadow falling from space)
Will there ever be an end? (Cursed Sonic Dancing)
Forever ending from this lunacy?
"I don't think so." Blake said.
[Unstoppable]
(Freestyle dance teacher)
Some of them laughed a little.
[Lost Valley]
(An actual hedgehog running.)
"Oh my gosh, it's so cute! Look at him go!" Ruby said.
[Battle with Egg Dragoon MK. II (Phase 2)]
(Ajit Pai and others dancing. A girl being the only one excited in a concert.)
"Look at her staring!" Yang said and started laughing.
[Infinite]
(The guy dressed as Eggman dancing.)
"Oh, Infinite's theme!" Jaune said.
(H3h3 dancing. The Sonic Boom cast dancing. Hotline Bling. Infinite. Random Kanye. Toms of people fighting.)
"Wait, are they fighting?" Pyrrha said.
(Infinite again, with Lil Pump (?) in the background. And then the beat drops- No, blue screen.)
Sonic: Fuck, I hate this shit!
Some of them laughed.
"Right when the beat was about to drop!" Yang said.
(Loading)
[Battle with Mega Death Egg Robot]
(The final fight with the best scene from Long Haired Hare in the background.)
They all started laughing like crazy.
(After the theater collapsed, Bugs bows to the audience. Blue screen again.)
Sonic: I've had enough!
They laughed again.
"That ending was amazing." Ruby said.
"He was changing colors!" Pyrrha said while laughing.
"Okay, now Team Sonic Racing." Nova said.
THE MUSIC of TEAM SONIC RACING
[Sky Road: Lap Music]
(Snow Halation)
[Sky Road: Final Lap]
(A concert. Spiderman clap. Goths dancing.)
They all laughed.
"How did it get from an anime concert to dubstep?" Blake said.
(More random clips. Title drop.)
WHAT IS THIS SOUNDTRACK?
(Another concert. Ronald McDonald dancing.)
"AH!" Nora jumped in fear.
[White Lagoon: Final Lap]
(Alfonso Ribeiro doing the Carlton.)
[Dark Arsenal: Lap Music]
(A guy playing guitar.)
"Is it me or is this soundtrack better than the one from Forces?" Blake said.
"Totally." Yang said.
"I agree." Weiss said.
"No contest." Jaune said.
(Crab Rave and Thanos twerking. And cursed Sonic dancing.)
[Market Street: Lap Music]
(People running away from bulls in the streets.)
"What was that?!" Pyrrha said.
"The running from the bulls. It's done in Spain once a year." Nova said.
"It looks fun." Yang said.
"It looks very dangerous! Why would they do something that stupid?!" Weiss said.
"Hey, it's their culture." Nova said.
(Kermit kermitting suicide.)
[Haunted Castle: Intro Fly-By]
(Goosebumps intro)
[Frozen Junkyard: Final Lap]
(A concert. People fighting.)
[Lost Palace: Intro Fly-By]
(The guy who's dancing while the other plays the piano. Then that scene from Monsters vs Aliens with the president playing on his synthesiser.)
"Why does that fit so well?!" Yang said.
[Green Light Ride (Tyler Smith remix)]
(A music video from I don't know who.)
Got the power we need
We're the fire you feed (Shrek vibing)
It's in our heart and sooooos
We stand for sus!
"No, don't ruin it!"
"Ruin? That's an improvement." Nora said.
[Boo's House: Lap Music]
(SpongeBob guitar solo.)
"It has Mario characters too?" Ruby said.
(Spooky scary skeletons. Then the guy that dances to spooky scary skeletons.)
[Team Ultimate: Zavok]
(Cowboys dancing. Then dudes with clown make-up dancing. Then Pennywise dancing. Then a guy dancing outside his car. And banjo finish.)
"Did they really use a... whatever that instrument is called?" Weiss said.
"Is it over?" Nora said, sticking her head from behind the couch.
"Yes, Nora. The clowns are gone." Ren said.
"Phew."
[Team Ultimate: Shadow]
(That kid that I never found funny.)
Some of them laughed.
(Then another vine, I think. Then that kid that dances while his mother is yelling at him.)
[Team Ultimate: Amy]
(People dancing)
"That's not a song to dance in public like that." Yang said.
"Dun dun dunun dununun... Dun dun dunun dununun..." Ruby singed.
(High School Musical)
[Team Ultimate: Chao]
(Party Rock Anthem.)
They all laughed.
"It's unbelievable how well that fits." Jaune said.
Guy from Monty Python: And now for something completely different.
[Vela-Nova (Sonic Rush)]
(Drunken Russians dancing.)
Peter Parker: Now take on this.
[Team Ultimate: Blaze]
(That guy who is shocked in a good way and Peter dancing.]
"Okay, that's a good cover." Yang said.
[Team Adventure: Seaside Hill]
(Kids taking their stuff and going on a trip in the woods.)
"Oh no, I've seen this!" Ruby said.
"It doesn't look bad." Pyrrha said.
"Seeing her worried, something will happen." Yang said.
[Green Light Ride (Wall5 remix)]
(It shows a guy driving.)
"Here it comes!" Ruby said.
(Back to the kids. Then the guy driving loses control and flips over, crashes through the wall and crushes the kids.)
Most of them were shocked and tried not to laugh.
(People covering their ears because the remix is loud. Billie Eilish being Billie Eilish. A guy being crazy at a concert.)
"Why is that remix so loud?" Blake said.
Casey: I'm Casey.
(He dances. Orange Kid dancing. More random shit.)
WHAT THE F-
[Pinball Highway: Final Lap]
(Super Mario Odyssey trailer. More people dancing. And that was it.)
"How was that?" Nova said.
"I'm sorry, I can't shake off the one with the car." Pyrrha said.
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