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Chapter 121: SMG4 Anime Arc Finale
After that burst of joy, Weiss went back in the dorm.
"Well, what are you waiting for? Start it now! The sooner we finish it, the least broken my sanity will be!" she said.
"Okay then." Nova said.
World War Mario
[Glitch Productions intro]
"I don't get it. The title says World War Mario. But it's not about Mario." Pyrrha said.
"Clickbait probably." Yang said.
(The episode starts with Anime Island and a single war boat. In the bottom right corner, a date is displayed: June 6th, 2019. Soon, a fleet of boats swim to the shore with Mario and the crew inside three of them accompanied by soldiers. In the first boat, we see Mario (who doesn't seem to be bothered by what's happening), Luigi curled up in a ball panicking, and SMG4 with a worried expression.)
Mario: This is lots of fun!
"What happened?!" Ruby said.
"Okay, in the last one, it was only Mario and his friends, on a huge boat. Where did those soldiers and smaller boats come from?! It already started and I'm having problems." Weiss said.
"Don't you love inconsistency?" Nora said.
(Camera is now focused on Tari, Boopkins and Saiko also accompanied by soldiers. Tari and Boopkins hold a radio and a medical kit respectively and have a scared look on their faces while Saiko holds a hammer and is ready for the fight. Then it shows the third boat with Bob, Swagmaster, and Chris who are ALSO accompanied by soldiers. Bob is calmly reading The Daily Globe, Chris is holding a gun, and Swagmaster wants to go already.]
Swag: Let me at them! I'll kick their kawaii ass!
Tari: I can't believe it's come to this...
Saiko: Just hang on a little longer Meggy ...
(Camera returns to the first boat with Luigi having a panic attack, wanting to leave the boat.)
Luigi: I CAN'T TAKE IT! LET ME OUT!
Mario: Luigi! You baby, stop whining. There's nothing to worry about. Isn't that right, fellas?
Soldier: You're f***ed!
Mario: See?
"Yeah, it's just war, nothing serious." Blake said.
(Luigi proceeds to audibly scream)
Some of them laughed a little.
"I don't blame him." Jaune said.
Chris: Okay guys, 30 seconds! The moment the boats land... be quick on your feet and clear the bunkers...and most importantly...get the hell off the beach...good luck...and may God be with you...
(Hatch starts opening)
Swag: Chris, I'm scared.
Chris: Me too.
(Hatch opens and the final battle begins. Anime forces immediately open fire)
"Well that's not a good sign. The moment it opens everyone dies." Yang said.
SMG4: Ah! Oh my god!
(Saiko shields the pistols with her hammer)
Saiko: MOVE YOUR ASSES!
(Mario and SMG4 run through the battlefield!)
Mario: So, how's your Thursday going, SMG4?
SMG4: We're all gonna die!
"To be honest, you can't make do something funny in that scene."
Fishy Boopkins: War... war never changes...
Bob: YoU gOdDaMn WaIfUs Go BaCk To YoUr MaNgAs AnD aNiMe! (One of the anime girls hits Bob with a rocket launcher) Oh GoD, mY oVaRiEs!
"That phrase is not funny anymore." Weiss said.
(Luigi tends to Bob's injury.)
Luigi: YOU GUYS GO ON AHEAD!
"If they actually kill one of the main characters, they have balls." Yang said.
"A serious death doesn't fit these videos." Jaune said.
(SMG4 tries to run but Mario trips him)
Anime sniper: Wave goodbye to your head, wanker.
(Before she can take a shot she hears a sizzling noise and looks down to see a grenade right next to her. She makes a gnome sound before being blown up.)
Saiko: DIE, YOU BASTARDS!
(Camera turns to Mario, who, amidst all gunfire and death, is laying on a beach chair with some popcorn and enjoying the "firework show".)
Mario: Hey, this is a pretty good firework show.
SMG4: Goddamnit, Mario!
(SMG4 kicks Mario out of the beach chair and drags him along, much to the latter's annoyance)
Mario: Hey stinky! Mamaf**ker!
"THIS IS WAR, YOU DUMBASS!" Weiss said.
Tari: MAYDAY! MAYDAY! We need assistance!
SMG4: Hey! What's the situation?
Boopkins: None of us can break past this point! It's too heavily armed and there's barbed wire everywhere!
(Mario leaves the scene)
SMG4: Oh, wait, wait, wait, where are you going?
Mario: It's alright! Mario's got 4 IQ!
Some of them laughed.
"I'm surprised it's not below zero." Blake said.
(Mario examines the mine, getting close and closer to it until he decides to lay on it.)
Mario: Mario's gonna die!
Some of them facepalmed.
SMG4: MARIO! DYING IS NOT THE ANSWER!
Mario: THERE!
(Mine explodes sending Mario into the barbed wire pushing it out of the way.)
Mario: Mario's so good!
"Why am I not surprised?" Weiss said.
SMG4 and Boopkins: GOOD JOB, MARIO!
(Camera turns to Swagmaster and Chris.)
Swag: Say hello to our little friend! Bon appétitty, bitches!
(Swag fires a rocket launcher at the bunker. Dawn is seen running out of the explosion.)
In Text: Dawn has severe third-degree burns! Gained 40 Exp. points... and brain damage.
Chris: Yes! We got them! Now everybody on the-
(Chris gets hit by a bullet)
Everyone was shocked.
"CHRIS, NO!" Ruby said.
Swag: ...Ch-Chris? (Two anime characters high-five.)
"Was that Blake?" Pyrrha said.
"No, my ears are actually bigger." Blake said.
Swag: You stupid... (Swagmaster drops his rocket launcher) Chris, this can's be real... Who's mom am I gonna make fun off?
Chris: *cough* I'm fine...kick their asses for me.
(Swag runs straight at the bunker the bullet was fired from. After Swag passes a pillar, the anime character hiding behind it starts firing at him.)
Anime character: Like a sambody, fuck you bitch!
(Swag dodges the bullets in slow motion, making his way into the bunker)
Swag: Hey girls, you hungry? Open wide, motherf*cker!
(Swag shoots at point-blank one of the anime girls hiding there)
Anime Character 2: Sheeeeeeeee-
(Swag jumps at the other one but when doing so he topples the camera obstructing what he had done to her. Swag proceeds deeper into the bunker kicking Iris, N, and a third anime character out)
Swag: Get the f*ck out of here!
(One of the girls is going to attack him from behind but...)
Anime character 2: Ooh, my ass! (Falls over revealing that Bob stabbed her.)
"Having sword hands is cool." Ruby said.
Swag: Huh?
Bob: nEeD sOmE hElP?
Swag: Hm, thanks bruh.
Bob: bRuH, yOu'Re NoT sO bAd YoUrSeLf.
Swag: Bruh.
Bob: BrUh.
Swag & Bob: Off to kill anime (x2) lololololol
"And a new bromance was born." Nora said.
"Now they became two." Weiss said.
(Back at the beach.)
Luigi: Chris is going to be ok. The bullet missed his vitals. He'll have to stay behind for now.
Chris: Crap, I'm sorry guys.
Tari: Don't be sorry! You fought very bravely.
SMG4: Well, let's do it then. There's the entrance to the base.
Mario: Bro, Mario's gonna kill some bitches!
(Scene changes to Francis in his lab. The machine is sucking all the ink from Meggy.)
"When I see scenes like that, it doesn't feel right." Ruby said.
Francis: IT'S WORKING!
WeaBOO: Mister! (x3) SENPAI! The invaders have infiltrated the base!
Francis: But I'm so close to finishing! SLOW THEM DOWN!
WeaBOO: Sir, yes, sir!
Francis: Looks like I'm going to have to speed things up a bit.
(Francis pulls the lever to 50% to 100% Ink to get Meggy's inkling ink and Meggy screams in pain.)
"How can someone be so heartless?" Pyrrha said.
Axol: Francis! Stop this at once!
Desti: You're going to kill her if you keep going!
Francis: She'll be fine! Meggy's a strong girl. (Filthy Frank laugh.)
Mario: Take-a that!
Luigi: Oh, yeah!
Francis: Goddamnit. Watch the prisoners. I'll deal with the intruders myself...
(Meanwhile, the heroes run through the base, kicking names and takin' ass!)
Mario: F**k off!
"Come on, he beat DIO that easily?!" Yang said.
(Hideo Kojima with a pink wig appears and dances)
SMG4: This is...kinda hot.
(Luigi sees him and Steve with a Creeper waifu.)
Steve: Hey angel...you da sexy!
"A creeper waifu?!" Ruby said.
"Was Steve there the entire time?" Jaune said.
(Saiko shoots the anime Creeper with a rocket launcher)
Steve: All around me are familiar faces...
"Now he has to craft one himself." Yang said.
Francis: Hue Hue Hue
Mario: Is that...Francis?!
Luigi: He's just standing here, menacingly!
Boopkins: Francis?! Why are you here?
Francis: Why shouldn't I be here? It is MY Island after all!
SMG4: Your island? Wait, so you're the one behind all this!
"Oh yeah, they didn't know." Ruby said.
Tari: So Axol didn't kidnap Meggy? Oh we've made a horrible mistake...
Francis: Of course not, he isn't half the otaku I am! He could never do something as amazing as this!
Saiko: You evil prick... WHERE'S MEGGY?!
Francis: Oh my God, I'm so scared!
Mario: TELL US, OR MARIO'S GONNA KICK YOUR ASS, MMKAY?
Francis: Oh, I don't think that's going to happen. (Draws Sephiroth.)
"Oh shit... It's Sephiroth." Jaune said.
Mario: What's with the girl?
Francis: You shall not pass!
(Meggy still screams)
Desti: Hey Axol! You're a manga expert, right? Can you help me figure out a way past this Pokeyman thing?
Axol: *sigh*
Desti: OI, FISH BREATH!
Axol: No...I can't help anyone. All of this is because of something I made. This is all my fault.
"Actually it's your fault because you didn't have good security." Weiss said.
Desti: Oh get over yourself! Yea, we're in this mess because you let a fat nerd steal your Magic Pen. So now you're gonna cry and give up? You know why she gets to be my rival? Because every time I knock her down, she gets back up. That's why she's going to be champion one day.
"Since when she started to believe in her?" Blake said.
Desti: So, if you're the greatest manga artist in the world, then prove it! Or are you gonna give up, or are you gonna get back up again?
Axol: Emo fish girl...you are a lot wiser than you look.
Desti: *boi*
Axol: HEY! MEWTWO!
Mewtwo: You what?
Axol: I'd choose Magikarp over your stupid ass any day!
Mewtwo: Take that back, you fiend!
(Mewtwo picks up Axol and throws him into the control panel. Axol untangles himself.)
"Ok, that's impossible. You can't free yourself from a straitjacket." Weiss said.
(Mewtwo picks up a giant pipe. Axol shows the Legendary Pokémon a television.)
Kids: Who's that Pokemon?
Axol: It's a dumbass!
Mewtwo: Motherf*cking guy, what the hell did you say to me?! LEEROY!
(Mewtwo charges at Axol, but Axol dodges making Mewtwo hit the control panel, causing it to explode. The machine stopped. Axol took the key from the dissolving Mewtwo and released Desti.)
Desti: Not bad. But, a little warning next time would be good.
(Meggy is crying after that experience.)
"It feels so wrong..." Pyrrha said.
Meggy: Thanks, guys...
Axol: Don't worry! We'll get you out. (They hear screaming... and Sephiroth's theme music.)
Meggy: No, go help them first!
Axol: B-But!
Meggy: Go!
Desti: Ugh, why do you have to be so stubborn... Fine, but don't go anywhere till I get back!
"Okay, when that plays, you know that someone is going to die." Jaune said.
"Wow... now that's a katana." Ruby said.
Soldier: Don't you know that killing is never the answer?! You should face off to the consequences of you-
(Sephiroth slices the soldier)
"I mean serious death."
Soldier 2: That wasn't very nice!
(Explosion is heard as the other soldier drops)
Mario: You'll never take me alive!
(Sephiroth grabs Mario and holds his sword at his neck.)
Mario: Piss.
(Mario expands his nose and pushes Sephiroth aside)
Some of them laughed a little.
(Saiko attempts to smack Sephiroth with her hammer but he kicks Mario at her while she's in midair.)
SMG4: Hey! I'm talking to you! (A computer shows SMG4 posted on Twitter: Sephiroth sucks ass.)
Some of them facepalmed.
"Is everyone even listening to people on Twitter?" Yang said.
SMG4: Burn! BURN! Aw, damn! [Sephiroth throws his sword at the laptop breaking it. SMG4 cries.]
Francis: You bakas think you can defeat the one-winged angel?
SMG4: Please don't hurt me!
Fishy Boopkins: Let go of him, you're so mean...
(Sephiroth tosses Boopkins aside then attempts to slice Tari with his sword which she parries with her mechanical arm)
"You'd think that with the power he has, he would cut her arm anyway." Blake said.
Francis: HEY! LET GO, BAKA!
(Axol is fighting Francis for the pen.)
Axol: GIVE MY PEN BACK, GREEN LIZARD!
Francis: NO ONE WILL TAKE MY DREAM FROM ME! (Desti kicks Francis, sending him flying into a wall and knocking his glasses off)
Desti: Pathetic.
Luigi: DESTI, AXOL! YOU'RE OK!
Fishy Boopkins: Yay! (Behind Boopkins, SMG4 cries over his "dead" computer, a gravestone nearby.)
(Desti stands with Inkweaver in hand. Sephiroth, not phased about ownership change, charges at her)
"Huh? But she holds the pen!" Ruby said.
"I think the drawing obeys only the one who drew it." Ren said.
Axol: EMO FISH GIRL!
(Francis slowly finds his glasses. When he regains his vision, he sees Mario and the team charging at him)
Mario: Get that mothafucka!
(Francis runs into the Ink Zuccer chamber)
Francis: You can't stop me!
(Sephiroth attempts to slice Desti while she blocks his sword with the pen until he knocks the pen away and Francis retrieves it)
Francis: IT'S TIME TO TEACH YOU A LITTLE LESSON!
Tari: NO! DON'T LET HIM DRAW ANOTHER CHARACTER!
(Saiko attempts to charge at Francis. She is interrupted by Sephiroth appearing beside her)
Sephiroth: Nothin' personal, kid.
(Sephiroth knocks Saiko into the Ink Zuccer)
Meggy: Saiko...
Saiko: Don't worry, Saiko's always okay.
Desti: Dammit... all I need is just one single distraction...
Saiko: A distraction... Tari! Use... "THAT" secret weapon we talked about!
"Secret weapon? And now they decide to use it?" Blake said.
Francis: WHAT?!
Tari: "T-that"?! But...but...
Saiko: NOW!
(Tari throws something obscured by a shadow.)
Francis: W-WHAT IS THAT!? A GRENADE? A CREATURE?!
(The thing that got thrown is revealed to be a duck)
Francis: What?
Desti: Get over here!
(Desti lunges out at Sephiroth and picks him up)
Desti: Batter up!
(Desti throws Sephiroth at Axol. He kicks him, sending him to Mario and SMG4, who kick him to each other a couple of times, similar to the Bros. Attack in Mario & Luigi: Partners In Time. SMG4 then kicks him to Boopkins)
SMG4: Piss off!
(Boopkins eats a rock, and, with help from Luigi, launches it at Sephiroth who then gets launched into the upper parts of the lab and then dissapears)
"A rock finished him off. That was stupid." Weiss said.
(Group celebrates their victory)
"Wait, wasn't the distraction for Francis so they could take the pen?" Jaune said.
"Yeah, he could draw another character in the meantime." Blake said.
Desti: Pfft, that was so easy-
[Music suddenly stops when a soundbyte is played. Desti's eyes shrink, her mouth goes agape, and when she looks down, the camera pans down, revealing she has been stabbed through the stomach.)
Everyone was speechless.
"Yep. There it is." Nora said.
(She looks at the sword before shifting her view forwards. The camera pans to the formerly celebrating group now with blank and shocked expressions while Meggy leans her hand against the glass and screams...)
Meggy: NOOOOOOO!
(Camera cuts to Francis who starts his evil laughter)
Francis: You bakas, did you forget about me and my pen?
[(Sephiroth yanks the sword out of Desti's stomach revealing a visible wound. She falls to her knees with her head slunched, only then lifting up her head to say:)
Desti: (with shakey text) You better win Splatfest for me, okay?
(Desti the falls to the ground face-first as she passes away while the camera pans up.)
"They actually killed a character?!" Pyrrha said.
"Well... at least it's not someone from the main cast. Besides, people die in these videos all the time." Weiss said.
"Yeah, but from the seriousness of this scene, she won't come back." Blake said.
"Can't she just respawn?" Yang said.
"Okay, now the final episode." Nova said.
The Final Hours
[Glitch Productions intro]
(Everyone was around Desti's dead body.)
Francis: That's what happens to anyone that opposes the Great Francis!
Tari: D-Desti...please wake up...
Meggy: Francis! I swear on everything that you are gonna pay for this!
"Why are they so sad, especially Meggy? Yeah, she died, it's bad, but she wasn't their friend." Weiss said.
Francis: Oh don't be so dramatic. Did anyone really care about her anyway?
"Well, that's true." Nora said.
(Francis brings out his book and draws 100 Sephiroths)
Francis: If you don't think 1 Sephiroth was enough... Then how about... 100 SEPHIROTHS!
(The Sephiroths start attacking the gang.)
Axol: STAND BACK! Don't make me use my secret technique! Paper shurikens!
"They're hopeless." Blake said.
(Axol was sent flying out of the room.)
Tari: Oh No!
Sephiroth: Boo!
(Tari screams and is being chased. Meanwhile, back to the fight, Saiko sees Francis and jumps at him. But a Sephiroth sees her and throws his sword at her, luckily missing, but stopping her. They were all surrounded.)
SMG4: Oh man, I cant die here. I have so many memes left to live for.
Luigi: M-mario! Any p-plan?!
(Mario dresses up as anime.)
Mario: Ooh. Mario's very scary.
Francis: You know Saiko-chan, you can still join my island of waifus if you want.
Saiko: I'D RATHER DIE!
Boopkins: Yeah! We're gonna die together! Ohhh maaan...
Some of them laughed a little.
Francis: Very well then... Sephrioth army, ATTACK-
(Suddenly, Bob and Swag break into the scene with a fucking tank, knocking Francis and crushing a couple of Sephiroths.)
"Where were they?" Yang said.
Bob: PrEpArE 4 tRoUbLe!
Swag: And make it double!
"Yes, team Rocket introduction!" Ruby said.
Bob: 2 PrOtEcT tHe WoRlD fRoM dEvAsTaTiOn!
Swag: To unite all people within our nation-
Chris: HEY, WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS! FIRE!
(They start firing.)
"Hey, Chris is fine!"
Luigi: The cavalrys here!
Bob and Swag: What is love? Baby don't hurt me don't hurt me
Francis: NOOO! MY CREATIONS!
(They destroy all Sephiroths.)
Bob: BrUh!
Swag: Bruh
Chris: Would you two stop making out and go get Francis?
Swagmaster: guys im not gay.
(Francis gets mad. He goes to draw another character but he's out of ink.)
"Well, after doing 100 drawings of course he would run out of ink." Weiss said.
Axol: What's the matter Francis? Out of ink?
Francis: No, of course not!
(Axol is looking at him with a smug look on his face. The Francis runs away. Axol chases after him.)
Some of them laughed.
"Why are you running?! Why are you running?!" Nora said.
(Saiko hits Francis with her hammer. He slides and stops in front of the others. Yep, he's fucked.)
"Oh, he's super dead." Yang said.
(SMG4 kicks him. Then Boopkins hits him with his bodypillow. Tari throws a duckie at him... Good for her... Mario does Up-B.)
Swagmaster: Left, right, other right. Chris, stop being a dick and aim the cannon.
Chris: Your directions aren't helping you asshole.
(He manages to aim the cannon at Francis. It locks on and fires a Bullet Bill. The bullet touches the pen and causes a massive explosion. Francis crashed into the glass of the machine.)
"So an explosion causes a funny accident but a stab through the chest follows logic." Blake said.
(After falling to the ground, some ink falls on him. Then he drowns in Meggy's ink.)
SMG4: Say WHAAAAT?!
"And the ink is gone. Now he can't draw anymore." Ruby said.
(Now Inkweaver is charged at 100%.)
Axol: NO! HE CHARGED INKWEAVER TO 100%!
"What?! The ink just fell on him!" Weiss said.
Boopkins: What? What does that mean?
Francis: You should've gone for the head.
(He draws again. This drawing pushed everyone into a wall. And Super Saiyan Blue Goku came to life.)
"Oh shit, blue!" Yang said.
"At least it's not Ultra Instinct?" Jaune said.
"But still... why didn't he draw UI Goku?"
SMG4: ...which Goku is that?
Tari: It's... One of the most powerful beings in anime... Super Saiyan god!
"God is red." Ruby said.
Mario: Huh? So he just dyed his hair blue, what's so special about-
(Goku lifts the tank with telepathy and compacts it into a cube.)
"Since when Goku can do that?" Jaune said.
"I don't think they watch the show." Ren said.
Swagmaster: NOOO, MY BABY ):
Bob: YoU aSs! We WeRe GoNnA gO gO kArTiNg WiTh ThAt TaNk!
Francis: NOW THIS IS MY FINAL FORM!
SMG4: Oh hell naw!
Francis: Oh come on, why don't you give up already?
SMG4: You don't understand. We're either leaving with Meggy... Or not leaving at all.
Francis: GOKU! DESTROY THEM!
SMG4: Team...
Mario: F*CK HIM UP!
(Mario runs at Goku. Goku just kicks him. Then hits SMG4. Boopkins bites his hand like a baby.)
"How are they going to win again?" Blake said.
Bob: OoGa BoOgA, gOkU lOoK aT mE yOu StUpId BiTcH!
(Goku throws Boopkins at Bob. Saiko then goes for an attack. Goku blocks it with one arm. Then teleports behind her and knees her. Luigi does Side-B but Goku catches him and flicks him.)
"He's destroying them!" Yang said.
(Swag and Chris aim at him with rocket launchers.)
Swag: Die you spikey haired bitch
(Goku jumps over the missles and hits them with a Kamehameha. They catch on fire.)
Swag: Damn, something smells good... Oh sh*t it's me!
(Everyone is down, except for Tari. Goku walks over to her and tries to intimidate her.)
Francis: Hehe...finish them off Goku... WAIT! Where's that Axolotl-
(Axol then dives at him.)
Axol: (slow-motion) FOR JUSTICE AND ANIME!
(He slaps Francis and takes his pen back.)
"Finally, he got the pen back." Weiss said.
Francis: GOKU! HELP ME!
Axol: STALL HIM TARI!
Tari: (pulls out DBFZ) YOU'LL NEVER DEFEAT ME!
Goku: Oh it's on, asshole!
(They play against each other.)
"That's better." Ruby said.
"Play videogames, not war." Yang said.
(Inkweaver is not charged anymore.)
Axol: Huh? Oh no!
Mario: Hey Axol, start drawing your chinese cartoons already!
Axol: I cant! Francis used all the ink!
SMG4: Well do something quick!
Announcer: Goku loses.
Some of them laughed a little.
(Goku gets mad. He grabs Tari by her neck. Until Mario throws something at him and gets his attention.)
Mario: Hey, stinky! You're going to see Mario's tunnel of doom.
Saiko: Thanks for stalling Tari!
Tari: (sad thumbs up)
(Goku starts fighting the gang again while Axol tries to think of a plan.)
Meggy: USE THE MACHINE!
Axol: What?
"But she could die!" Ruby said.
"Then the trip would end up pointless." Weiss said.
Meggy: Use the machine, get my ink, put it in your stupid pen and save my damn friends.
Saiko: Meggy are you crazy?! You'll die!
Meggy: If we don't do this then we all die... DO IT AXOL!
(They both touch the glass.)
Axol: Are... are you sure?
"Wait, didn't they blow up the control panel?" Pyrrha said.
(Axol goes and fixes the control panel.)
"That's convenient." Blake said.
(Axol looks at Meggy one last time, before activating the machine... and being electrocuted. The machine starts sucking her ink, making her scream in pain. Cracks started appearing on her face.)
"She's cracking?! Please don't tell me that she will die too!" Ruby said.
Francis: No! Goku, stop them!
(Goku shoots a blast at the machine but Saiko deflects it with her hammer. The gang tries to stop Goku with no success. Goku gets them off him. He shoots another blast. And the machine is destroyed.)
"Two deaths? At this point they're trying to much to make something serious." Weiss said.
(Everyone is shocked.)
Francis: YES! GAME OVER LOSERS!
Mario: MEGGY!
(He goes to the rubble. Woomy noises are heard under the rubble.)
Mario: M-meggy?!
"She's alive?!" Jaune said.
"Okay, there's no way she would survive that!"
(Francis laughs)
Axol: Hey Francis!
Francis: Me? WHAT?!
Axol: It's time to end this!
Francis: NOOOO!
(Axol insert his pwn into the machine and charges it to 100%.)
Axol: You think a Super Saiyan God is the strongest thing Inkweaver can make? Pathetic. I'll show you something more powerful than anything in anime!
"Yes! Time for Ultra Instinct!" Yang said.
"It's not Ultra Instinct." Nora said.
"What? And what is more powerful?"
Francis: There's no such thing! Kill him Goku!
(Goku flies at Axol. But it was too late. Axol's character came to life.)
"Who is that?" Weiss said.
"Is it Saitama maybe?" Jaune said.
(Everyone is impressed.)
Francis: That's not possible! No one's ever been able to call him!
Axol: You can if you're inkweaver's true master!
(The smoke's cleared, revealing... SHAGGY!)
Shaggy: Hi, how are ya?
"No fucking way! What?!" Yang said.
"Shaggy?!"
"But it's not even anime! It's just a stupid meme!" Weiss said.
"Which is actually fitting for these videos." Ren said.
Axol: Get him.
Shaggy: F*ck you, Goku!
Some of them laughed.
"Why is that line so funny?" Yang said.
(Shaggy flies at Goku and they start fighting.)
Mario: Don't worry Meggy, I'll find you! Meggy!...Meggy!
(Meanwhile, Shaggy was kicking Goku's ass.)
Shaggy: This is what you call an ultimate attack? Ha ha!
They laughed again.
"I can't take that voice seriously!"
Francis: Ahhhhh... Piiiiiiisssss
(Everyone is staring angily at Francis)
Francis: Hey hey, let's not do anything rash now. It was just one Octoling-
(Saiko grabs him by the neck.)
Saiko: You pathetic waste of space. I'm gonna make you wish you were never born.
(Saiko brought Francis to a room with the other Ink Zuccer. Francis screams as Saiko tosses him into a container and set it to maximum.)
Francis: I mean you no harm!
(The Ink Zuccer turns on as Francis screams in agony.)
Saiko: Jackass.
"Yeah, that will teach him." Ruby said.
"That was one satisfying death."
(The ground was shaking by the intense fight. Shaggy sent Goku crashing down.)
Bob: HeLl YeAh SuCk A pEnIs GoKu!
(Goku started charging his attack.)
Bob: Ah CrAp I wAs JuSt KiDdInG dOn'T hUrT mE!
(Inkweaver Goku Prepare the Self-Destruct)
Swagmaster: Crap, He's just taking a giant sh*t right?
Axol: HE'S GOING TO SELF-DESTRUCT!
"Isn't that a Vegeta move?"
"That's a Cell move." Ren said.
(Everyone's panicking.)
Boopkins: Ah, there's no time! We're not gonna make it!
(Shaggy quickly takes them back to the boat which wasn't in the last video.)
Luigi: Oh! Thanks Shaggy!
SMG4: Wait...what about the other inklings?!
(Shaggy goes and gets the other Inklings out of there.)
"Oh yeah, there were more of them." Ruby said.
Mario: WAIT, WHERE'S MEGGY?!
Axol: Uhhh, uhhh... Shaggy!
(Shaggy flies back to the island. Then it explodes.)
Everyone was speechless.
"Not Meggy too!"
(Everyone is sad.)
Tari: ...M-Meggy...
Saiko: We came all this way and we still couldn't...
Axol: I'm...so sorry guys.
(But Shaggy returned with someone.)
Mario: Huh?...Who the hell is that?
Luigi: Well it kinda looks like...
Tari: WHAT!?
(Shaggy puts Meggy down and everyone sees that she's a human.)
Meggy: Oh man...my head...
"What?! She's a human now?!" Yang said.
"How is that even poss-... my head hurts. I can't take it anymore."
"And she still talks like an Inkling." Blake said.
Meggy: Guys!? What happened? Did we kick Francis's ass?!
(Everyone becomes shocked)
"Exactly us." Pyrrha said.
Meggy: What are you guys staring at?... You don't look too good, Mr. Meggy.
(Meggy looks at her body.)
Meggy: WHAT HAPPENED TO ME?!
(Meggy faints and the screen turns black. Later, we see Desti's funeral.)
"We're seeing her funeral too?" Pyrrha said.
(Meggy brings Desti's weapon and flashbacks play. She puts the weapon on the coffin. Tears also fall.)
Tari: What's wrong...Meggy?
Meggy: I dont know what to do.
Bob: I tHiNk YoU'rE mEaNt To PuSh ThE bOaT.
They all laughed.
"Shut the fuck up!" Yang said while laughing.
(Saiko elbows him.)
Meggy: She died because of me. If I had just been a little faster or a little better, then she wouldnt have... (she starts crying) ...I just dont know what to do.
Axol: "You have to get back up." That's what she told me. She said that no matter how many times lifes knock you down... You ALWAYS have to get back up. She said she learned it from you.
SMG4: Yeah, we know you've been knocked down a lot lately, Meggy.
Tari: But you always have to get back up again!
Luigi: And if you can't right now, that's okay!
Boopkins: Because we'll be right here to pick you up!
Bob: YeAh! I'm GrEaT aT pIcKiNg Up ChIcKs!
Some of them facepalmed.
Saiko: You know what he means...
Mario: Meggy... Mario isn't very good at expressing himself... In fact Mario isn't very good at anything. But one thing I'm certain of is... Mario will always have your back. No matter what.
Meggy: Thank you.
Axol: You're welcome...beanie human girl.
(Meggy pushes the coffin to the sea. Desti's team, Chris and Swag do the 21 shots.)
"Metal Gear Solid in the background. Good choice."
"Wait, is it a good idea to do that kind of funeral? Water hurts Inklings." Ruby said.
(They all salute.)
Meggy: I promise you I'll win splatfest. For us.
(The camera pans up to Shaggy as he flies away.)
FIN
"And that was the Anime Arc." Nova said.
"YES! IT'S OVER! NO MORE SMG4!" Weiss said.
"Can I say that this Arc... wasn't one of my favourites." Nora said.
"But it had a serious plot." Blake said.
"That's the problem. The second part was just depressing."
"What about Meggy? Her character development?" Pyrrha said.
"Meggy after that is just traumatised. She's ruined. She went from bad to worse." Nova said.
"How was she bad?" Yang said.
"First, she's not retarded, it goes against SMG4 standards, like the other OCs. And her personality, cool and athletic, that's overused and not interesting. In conclusion, too much anime is bad."
"I still liked it." Ruby said.
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