Chapter Ranch: Horrid Frog Nose
Banjo revved up his feet until the supernovas became unbearable. Thus, the chaos of his powerful evil was quaking the heavens like tumultuous anchovies.
"Stinkin' radishes, brohan!" wailed Jet. His rad new teeth fell out again.
"Charmy! Do it now!" cried Ray Travolta, wincing from the sharp winds of bear toes.
"Do not tell me what to do. I am my own god!" growled Charmy. He dove into his mayo jar and extracted six lightsabers that were all a different colour. He had Vader Red, Luke Green, Obi Blue, Macy Purple, Joe Montana Yellow, and Chuck Norris Orange. "Yeah, baby…"
Charmy, you bumbling mad lad… seethed Ray Travolta in his mind. He hated the unholiness of Charmy's swordsmanship, but realised wholeheartedly that there was no other choice if they wanted to defeat the great supernova of Banjo's evil feet.
"Radical," said Banjo with evil life. "Charmy, you will die cuz only General Grievous totes got da salsa!"
"Zip lip and hold tongue in hand!" Charmy snarled. He then did such an amazing flip that the clouds wept for the choreography.
Banjo blocked the lightsaber strikes with his lightsaber-proof necklace. The two did battle for what felt like aeons, but it was only mere moments.
"Shall you die or I?" asked Banjo with the curling evil in his grin.
"I shan't ever, bruh…" Charmy said with antenna on head.
Ray Travolta was so interested in the fight, but felt so guilty because unholiness is so uncool.
Jet ran over to the hunky minister squirrel with his face having denture accuracy. "What say you?" he asked with his beak.
Ray Travolta sighed with much agony for ideologies. "This is a battle where no good shall ever prevail… Charmy has turned to the dark side…"
"I see that…" Jet said eyeing the red lightsaber in Charmy's hand. "But isn't it true that the Sith were once righteous?"
"Nay, I am not about to believe in that hogwash…" said Ray Travolta. He sadly stuck his thumb into an acorn.
Jet nodded and placed his index finger onto his tooth collection with a disgruntled sigh.
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