***Author's Note: I do not own One Piece, Oda does, I do own the characters I made up in this story (ex: Ivy, Cecily (Shadow), and any other made up characters throughout this story that I might create). Also, please do not copy this story and claim it as your own***
Chapter:
"~Oh the wind carries my name~" Usopp sang, belting loudly, and resting his hands on his hips, "~From Sniper-Island. Sniper-King aims true.~"
"Ummm…" Franky deadpanned, a sweatdrop appeared on his head, and raising an eyebrow up at Sanji, "He does realize that disguise isn't fooling anyone right?"
"Just humor the Twit." Sanji advised, a sweatdrop appeared on his head, and lighting up a cigarette, "This is the only way he feels like he can show his face to the crew."
"As long as he stops singing." Franky relented, shrugging his shoulders, and shouting to Usopp, "GET OVER HERE!"
"Coming." Usopp answered, stopping his singing, walking over to them, and sitting down, "We've never meet before. Do you have any questions for me?"
"We need to make a plan to get Robin back." Sanji disclosed, sitting down on top of the train, and puffing out smoke from his cigarette, "I already defeated those weakling in train-cars 7 and 6. Which means there are 5 Train-Cars left."
"Aren't you gonna ask where Sniper-Island is?" Usopp inquired, not paying attention, and crossing his arms against his chest, "The answer is. It's in your heart."
"Robin could be in any one of them." Sanji voiced, turning to Franky, and ignoring Usopp, "By the way, are you strong?"
"Are you kidding? I'm super-strong, Jackass." Franky replied, crossing his arms against his chest, and sitting-down beside Usopp, "I've been especially strong this week."
"We're up against a lot of Marines and not a lot of room." Sanji listed, bunching his eyebrows together, and narrowing his eyes, "We came to rescue Robin, not to fight. We need to avoid brawling if we can help it."
"Sounds logical." Usopp agreed, crossing his legs, and nodding his head.
"This is what we're gonna do…" Sanji informed, smirking, and whispering the plan.
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To the Rocket-Man
Banaro Island is an hour's time over there. If I leave now, I could be there in time to stop Ace from fighting Teach. But I've never used the Wing-Wing-Devil-Fruit for that long before. I don't know if I can make it all the way there. I thought, slipping on my new clothes, changing in the Control-Room, glancing out in the direction of Banaro Island, a pained-expression morphed onto my face, darting my eyes towards the others, sighing-somberly, and stepping into the other room with everybody-else once I was finished getting dressed, Both Ace and Robin need help. As much as I want to go after Ace, I can't just abandon my crewmate. I will save Ace, for now, he's just gonna have to hang in there until we come for him.
Nami had finished changing before me, so she decided to walk back to the others. Her outfit consisted of a brown sweater-belly-shirt with a light-blue-mini-skirt, a jean-jacket that came to her ribs, and her orange-sandals-heels. Nami also asked Usopp to upgrade her Clima-Tact before we docked on Water 7.
I was wearing a red mini-skirt with black-leggings underneath. The black Tank-Top I was wearing came above my stomach. It had a skull design on it. I was also wearing a red-leather-jacket over the tank-top. On my feet were my favorite black-leather-steel-toed-combat-boots. I also had on my normal accessories. Since leaving Alabasta, my hair has quickly been growing longer. It's now to my shoulders.
"We're officially ready for battle." Nami smirked, standing beside me, and tilting her head-mock-innocently as all the guys except for Paulie, Luffy, Zoro, and Chopper had nose-bleeds, "Is something wrong?"
"DON'T PLAY INNOCENT!" Paulie berated, his face red, barring his teeth, and a tick-mark appeared on his head, "HAVE YOU NO SHAME?! CHANGING WHILE MEN ARE INSIDE THE ROOM?!"
"SHAME IS OVERRATED!" all the guys except for Zoro, Paulie, Luffy, and Chopper praised, holding their hands to their noses, and giving us a thumbs-up.
"If you had a problem with it, you shouldn't have looked." I countered, shrugging my shoulders, taking out some of Ace's old clothes that I stuffed inside my backpack, tossing a yellow-leather-shirt at Zoro, tossing a pair of black-shorts at Luffy, and handing Chopper a pink-leather-jacket, "Put these on. Those clothes you're wearing need to be washed."
"Thanks." Zoro, Luffy, and Chopper thanked, catching the clothes, and putting them on.
"COVER UP YOUR STOMACHS AND LEGS! THE SAME GOES FOR YOU SQUARE SISTERS!
Paulie chided, barring his teeth, a tick-mark appeared on his head, blushing, and pointing an accusing finger at us, "IT'S PEOPLE LIKE YOU THAT ARE CORRPUTING SOCIETY!"
"You never saw a girl showing her legs and stomach before?" Kiwi teased, standing beside Nami, and smirking.
"I think he's shy, Sis." Mozu teased, standing beside Kiwi, and smirking.
"WHY YOU…" Paulie growled, his face going bright-red, barring his teeth, and the tick-mark growing bigger.
"If you fellows want, I can change too." Kokoro offered, chuckling-humorously, and taking a swig from her bottle.
"ANYTHING BUT THAT!" the guys objected, a blue-terror-streaks covered across their nose, and bowing, "WE'LL BEHAVE!"
"Hence the reason why guys are all perverts." Shadow deadpanned, sweatdropping, noticing Luffy shoving pieces of meat into the pockets of his shorts, barring her teeth, a tick-mark appeared on her head, and sucker-punching him on the head, "DON'T PUT MEAT INTO YOUR POCKETS, MORON! YOU'LL GET YOUR NEW SHORTS ALL GROSS!"
"Did you get a new weapon, Nami?" Chopper inquired, spotting a different Clima-Tact, slipping his arms through the jacket, and glancing at Nami.
"No, I asked Usopp to upgrade it before we came to Water 7." Nami explained, taking the Clima-Tact apart, holding the 3 pieces in between her fingers, and showing it off with pride.
"That was the last thing he made before leaving us forever…" Nami, Luffy, Shadow, Chopper, and I monotoned, sighing, and a depressed aura surrounding us.
"QUIT BEING SO DRAMATIC!" Zoro scolded, barring his teeth, and a tick-mark appeared on his face.
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To the Puffing-Tom
"~Hello.~" Sanji sang, opening the train-car-door, and mock-waving his hand at the Marines.
"~Hello.~" Franky sang, standing beside Sanji, and mock-waving his hand at the Marines.
"~Hello.~" Usopp sang, standing beside Franky, and mock-waving his hand at the Marines.
"IT'S THE INTRUDERS!" a Marine-Soldier exclaimed, staring at them for a few seconds, pointing a finger at them, and charging at them, "GET THEM!"
"No offense or anything, but your hammering-skills suck." Franky observed, shutting the train-car-door closed, and watching Usopp hammer boards across the door.
"SHUT UP!" Usopp bickered, barring his teeth, a tick-mark appeared on his head, hammering nails into the boards, and feeling bullets hitting the door, "IT DOESN'T NEED TO PERFECT! IT JUST NEEDS TO KEEP THE MARINES AT BAY! GAHHH! THEY'RE SHOOTING AT US!"
"HURRY UP AND SEAL IT, ALREADY!" Sanji barked, barring his teeth, and detaching the train-car once Usopp was done.
"A LITTLE HELP WOULD BE NICE!" Usopp hinted, barring his teeth, a large-tick-mark etched onto his head, wiping his brow once it was done, and they bolted on top of the other car, "THERE! LET'S GO!"
THEY DISAPPEARED? DON'T TELL ME…T-Bone thought, wearing his Navy-Captain-uniform, slashing the door open, blinking upon seeing them gone, spotting them on the next train, and shouting-orders to his men, "EVERYONE TO THE FRONT OF THE CAR! IT'S A TRAP!"
"WE CAN'T SIR!" a Marine-Soldier declared, attempting to open the doors, and narrowing his eyes as the door wouldn't budge, "THEY BOARDED THE DOORS SHUT!"
"NOT ONLY THAT, BUT…" another Marine-Soldier gulped, noticing their train-car was detached from the rest of the train, and pointing out the window, "THEY'VE DETACHED THE CAR FROM THE REST OF THE TRAIN, SIR!"
"Not a bad plan, Sanji." Usopp praised, cackling, and sitting on top of the next train-car, "But won't Luffy and the others run into these guys?"
"They'll manage." Sanji dismissed, smirking, waving-mockingly at the Marines, and dropping the chain, "Now that leaves 4 cars left."
"YOU ASSHOLES!" a CP Agent seethed, charging at the door, only to have Sanji open the door at the last second, and falling into the water, "I'LL KILL…AGGHHH!"
"Sorry, but we don't have time to play around with you." Sanji claimed, noticing more CP Agents inside the car, and kicking them up into the ceiling, "Looks like we're gonna have to get our hands dirty. FRITES ASSORTIES!"
"SNIPER KING:GUN POWEDER STAR!" Usopp chanted, latching a silver-ball into his sling-shot, and sending it at the Marines.
"STRONG RIGHT!" Franky chanted, holding his right-wrist up, and sending his arm flying at the Marines.
"SHOOT HIM!" a CP Agent ordered, all the Marine-Soldiers fired bullets at him, their eyes going out of their sockets when the bullets fell to the floor, and their jaws falling to the ground, "WHAT THE HELL?!"
"THAT HURT, JACKASSES!" Franky raged, ripping the train-bench-seat off the floor, and flinging it at them.
"WHY DON'T BULLETS WORK ON THIS GUY!" another Marine-Soldier exclaimed, attempting to get out of the way, and being crushed by the seat, "BWA!"
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU?!" Usopp inquired, getting bugging-eyes, and smacking the air with his hand.
"That's right. I forgot to tell you. I'm a cyborg." Franky explained, smirking, and bringing his hand back, "My body is built with steel and weapons. It still hurts if I get shot."
"Just when I thought I saw everything." Sanji mused, smirking upon thinking about Luffy, and shaking his head in amusement, That Rubbery-Baka is gonna go berserk once he meets Franky.
"Poke." Usopp uttered, taking out a long-sewing-needle out of his pouch, crouching behind Franky, and jabbing Franky in the butt, "Interesting. You can deflect bullets, but not needles."
"EYOWW!" Franky shouted, holding onto his butt, his eyes going out of their sockets, barring his teeth, and a tick-mark appeared on his head, "I AIN'T YOUR DAMN SCIENCE EXPERIMENT! I HAD TO TURN MYSELF INTO A CYBORG! I COULDN'T REACH MY BACK, SO ONLY MY FRONT IS CYBORG!"
"I see." Usopp uttered, nodding his head, and scratching his chin thoughtfully.
"Another thing, my stomach is always cold." Franky continued, smirking, and raising an eyebrow at them, "Can you guess why?"
"How the heck should we know?" Sanji replied, shrugging his shoulders, and tilting his head sideways.
"I built my own personal fridge." Franky bragged, opening his stomach, and showing them 3 cola bottles in his stomach, "Keeps my cola cold."
"That's actually…surprisingly handy." Sanji admitted, crouching to get a better look, and an impressed-look appeared on his face.
"I bet it's awesome in the summer." Usopp added, crouching beside Sanji, and staring in awe.
"This isn't the time to get side-tracked." Sanji berated, shaking his head, standing up, and they stepped into the next car, "We defeated everyone in this car, let's go onto the next one."
"IT'S A MAD-MAD WORLD! I'M MAD-MAD WANZE!" Wanze greeted, dashing around the room wearing roller-blades, making noodles come out of his nose, and holding up a bowl of ramen, "My nose-hairs are like a strainer, so I can make ramen. You guys want some?"
"HELL NO!" Sanji, Franky, and Usopp rejected, barring their teeth, and tick-marks appeared on their heads, "THAT'S DISGUSTING!"
"We don't have time for this crap." Sanji dismissed, waving his hand, and beginning to walk away.
"HOLD IT!" Wanze ordered, taking off his coat, and getting into a fighting-stance, "If you want to get to the next car, you're gonna have to beat me first. That is if you can beat my ramen kenpo."
"Ramen kenpo?" Usopp repeated, tilting his head sideways, and confusion morphed onto his face.
"Ramen Kenpo?" Wanze repeated, making a weird face, and imitating Usopp, "How did you like my idiot-impression? Was it dumb enough for yah?"
"THIS LITTLE TURD IS MAKING FUN OF ME!" Usopp seethed, barring his teeth, a tick-mark appeared on his head, and brandishing his hand at the guy.
"KEEP YOUR COOL!" Sanji scolded, smacking Usopp on the head, and barring his teeth.
"Does this guy have ants in his pants?" Franky wondered, shooting bullets at him, and scowling when he dodged all the bullets, "STAY STILL!"
"S-S-Scary." Wanze uttered, dodging all the bullets, stopping, and placing his hands to his chest, "I thought my heart was gonna jump out of my chest."
"HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHEN YOU HAVE THE SAME STUPID FACE FOR EVERYTHING!" Franky seethed, barring his teeth, and a tick-mark appeared on his head.
"I'LL TAKE THIS GUY ON!" Franky and Usopp offered, a pissed-aura seeping out of them, and getting into their fighting-stance.
"Don't let him get under your skin. I'm gonna take this guy on. You two go on ahead." Sanji suggested, barring his teeth when Wanze moved his head away from Sanji, a tick-mark appeared on his head, and kicking the guy, "You give us chefs a bad name…LOOK AT SOMEONE WHEN THEY'RE TALKING TO YOU, STUPID!"
"YOU LET HIM GET UNDER YOUR SKIN TOO!" Franky and Usopp accused, barring their teeth, and smacking the air with their hands.
"Not many people can dodge Sanji's kicks like that." Usopp mentioned, noticing Wanze rolled out of the way of Sanji's attack, and narrowing his eyes at the guy.
"I thought I was gonna die." Wanze stated, roller-skating all around the room, and putting his hands to his chest.
"STOP MAKING THAT DAMN FACE!" Franky fumed, barring his teeth, and a tick-mark appeared on his head.
"Leave this clown to me." Sanji suggested, lighting up a cigarette, and narrowing his eyes at Wanze, "Robin's waiting. Go. I'll catch up with you after I'm done here."
"I'M NOT GONNA LET YOU PASS!" Wanze rejected, pouring flour into his mouth, shooting Ramen-Noodles at Franky and Usopp, "RAMEN BEAM!"
What? Does this Idiot honestly think I'm afraid of some stupid ramen noodles? Usopp thought, sweatdropping, dodging the noodles, his eyes going out of their sockets upon seeing the noodles stuck into the door, sticking his hands up into the air, and blue-blotches-of-terror covered his cheeks, "EEEKKK! NOODLES ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO DO THAT!"
"LET'S GO LONG-NOSE!" Franky suggested, opening the Train-car-window, grabbing Usopp's wrist, slipping through the window, and glancing back at Sanji before leaping onto the roof of the train, "We'll leave this weirdo to you. Best of luck to ya."
"They're g-g-gone. It doesn't matter cause the guy waiting for them is Nero. Those two are as good as dead." Wanze cackled, kicking Sanji, only to have Sanji dodge, being sent crashing into a wall by Sanji, and glaring at Sanji, "RAMEN KENPO: FIRE-SKATE-BLADE! YOU DOGED MY ATTACKS AND MANAGED TO KICK ME 10 TIMES?!"
"Actually it was 12 times." Sanji corrected, crossing his arms against his chest, tapping the floor with his boot, dodging Wanze's attack, and kicking Wanze.
"Are you secretly super strong?" Wanze probed, coughing up blood, and standing-up.
"It's not really a secret." Sanji replied, shrugging his shoulders, and lighting up a cigarette, "You're just super weak."
"I'M NOT WEAK! I WAS JUST DISTRACTED BY YOUR SWIRLY-EYEBROWS!" Wanze lied, barring his teeth, a tick-mark appeared on his head, and pointing an accusing finger at Sanji, "I'VE NEVER MET SOMEONE WITH A FACE AS WEIRD AS YOURS!"
"YOU'RE IN NO POSITION TO CALL ANYONE WEIRD, YOU FREAK!" Sanji fumed, barring his teeth, and a tick-mark appeared on his head.
"I was going easy on you." Wanze lied, making a battle-suit out of ramen, and cackling, "Feast your eyes on my ultimate attack. Ramen Kenpo: BATTLE ARMOR!"
"If it's one thing I can't stand it's PEOPLE WASTING FOOD!" Sanji fumed, glaring-daggers at Wanze, and a pissed-aura seeping out of him, "I'M GONNA MAKE YOU EAT EVERY LAST MORSEL OF THOSE NOODLES, EVEN IF I HAVE TO SHOVE IT DOWN YOUR THROAT!"
"RAMEN-KENPO: 4-PUNCH-SNEAK-ATTACK!" Wanze chanted, sending a noodle-punch at Sanji, lifting Sanji up, and flinging him into the wall.
He calls this an improvement? All the Freak did was make himself bigger. Sanji thought, kicking Wanze, widening his eyes when his foot got stuck in Wanze's noodle-suit, being sent smashing into the wall, and coughing up blood, DAMMIT, MY FOOT'S STUCK…GUHHH!
"Not so cool now, are you?" Wanze taunted, smashing Sanji into the wall, smirking, Sanji was dangling from his Noodle-Suit, staring at Sanji's eyebrows, and getting dizzy, "PREPARE TO…"
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU GETTING DIZZY FOR, YOU FREAK?!" Sanji fumed, barring his teeth, a tick-mark appeared on his head, getting free, standing away from Wanze, narrowing his eyes at Wanze, and smirking upon figuring out how to defeat him, That was embarrassing. I can't attack his suit otherwise I'll get stuck again so how can I…I'M AN IDIOT! It's so obvious. His suit is made out of noodles and I'm a cook. Since I can't fight him the regular way, I'll just have to fight him using my cooking skills. I don't exactly like barging into another cook's kitchen, but I don't have time for manners.
"YOU WERE TRYING TO MAKE ME DIZZY USING THOSE FREAKY EYEBROWS OF YOURS!" Wanze accused, glaring at Sanji, punching Sanji with his Noodle-suit, only to have his eyes go out of their socket upon seeing Sanji had cut the noodles and put them on a plate, and noting a hunk of noodles missing from his Noodle-Suit, "I ALREADY FIGURED OUT HOW TO DEFEAT YOU…WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO MY NOODLES?!"
"I was thinking the exact same thing." Sanji smirked, leaping over Wanze to grab his knifes, cutting the noodles, putting the noodles onto a plate, and holding the plate with one hand, "Your one mistake is using food against a chef like myself. You're lucky Ivy-Swan loves noodles so much. Now I don't have to shove as much food down your throat."
"HOW DARE YOU TOUCH ANOTHER CHEF'S KNIVES!" Wanze fumed, spotting his knifes in Sanji's hands, and attacking Sanji, only to have Sanji dodge, "A PIRATE LIKE YOU HAS NO RIGHT TO GO ANYWHERE NEAR SUCH A SACRED PLACE!"
"I apologize for my rudeness inside your kitchen." Sanji apologized, dodging the attack, cutting up the other Noodle-Fist, and twirling the knifes, "I didn't have much of a choice."
"Y-Y-YOU CUT MY NOODLE-HANDS!" Wanze wailed, noticing his Noodle-hands were gone, and glaring at Sanji, "YOU BASTARD TURNED ME INTO AN ONION!"
"If you're upset that I cut apart of your suit, then you should give up now." Sanji suggested, piling noodles onto plates, and putting his hands on his hips, I wouldn't expect it from a 3rd-rate cook that blows ramen out of his nose, but he actually takes really great care of his kitchen knifes.
"ME? GIVE UP?" Wanze denied, attacking Sanji, only to have Sanji cut his Noodle-Suit into pieces, closing his eyes shut as he thought Sanji cut him, opening them when he didn't feel Sanji cut him, and blinking rapidly upon seeing his Noodle-Suit fall to the ground, "NO CHANCE IN HELL! GAHH…Huh?"
"You never disgrace a chef's knifes by using them in a fight." Sanji smirked, cutting the Noodle-Suit into pieces, placing the knifes back into their proper place, dodging knives that Wanze had thrown at him, glaring-daggers at him, barring his teeth, a tick-mark appeared on his head, and kicking him in the face, "WHY YOU…OEIL!"
"KITCHEN KNIFE THROW! GAHHH!" Wanze chanted, throwing knifes at Sanji, being sent crashing into a wall, standing up, and smirking-darkly at Sanji, "Why do you want to save that wretched woman anyways?"
"NEZ! JOUE! BOUCHE! DENTS! MENTON!" Sanji chanted, rapidly-kicking Wanze's face, a pissed-aura seeping out of him, and narrowing his eyes at him, "Unless you want me to rearrange your pathetic-face, I suggest you stop talking."
"EVERYONE KNOWS SHE'S A MONSTER!" Wanze continued, ignoring Sanji's warning (**His funeral**), and stumbling backwards, "SHE'S BETTER OFF DEAD! BWAAA!"
"PARAGE SHOT!" Sanji chanted, kicking Wanze in the face, glaring-darkly at Wanze, holding up 3 fingers, super-pissed aura seeping out of him, and dark-shadows covered his face, "You committed 3 crimes, Dirtbag. First, you call yourself a chef in front of me. Second, you wasted good food. Lastly, you insulted my friend. Normally, I'd be beating you to the inch of your pathetic-life, however my friend is waiting to be rescued. NOW GET THE HELL OUT OF MY WAY!"
"GIVE ME BACK MY BEAUTIFUL-FACE, YOU BASTARD!" Wanze seethed, glancing into a frying-pan, noticing his reflection, Sanji had rearranged his face, holding up a gigantic-knife, charging at Sanji, and being sent crashing all the way to the 2nd-Train-Car by Sanji, "RISKING YOUR LIFES TO SAVE NICO ROBIN! YOU PEOPLE ARE PATHETIC! NOW DIE! AGGG!"
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To the 2nd Train-Car
"CORGY, SIR!" a Marine-Soldier called, rushing into the 2nd-train-car, and a panicked-expression on his face, "WE HAVE A SITUATION! INTRUDERS HAVE INFILTRATED TRAIN-CARS 4-7, SIR! THEY'RE HEADING THIS WAY, SIR!"
"WHAATT?!" Corgy exclaimed, widening his eyes in shock, and narrowing his eyes, "WHAT ABOUT CAPTAIN T-BONE? SURELY, THEY COULDN'T HAVE GOTTEN PAST HIM?!"
"That's the thing, Sir." the Marine confessed, looking-pale, and swallowing down a thump in his throat, "They somehow managed to disconnect Captain T-Bone's Train-Car from the rest of the train."
DAMMIT! LUCCI ISN'T GONNA LIKE THIS! Corgy thought, beads of sweat forming on his face, noticing Lucci had a sinister-smirk on his face, and purple-terror-streaks morphed onto his face, "Have you identified the intruders yet?"
"No need. I already have a pretty good idea who it is." Lucci dismissed, sitting on the train-seat, crossing his legs, smirking-evilly, and dark-shadows crossed his face, "I'm willing to bet it's those Straw-Hats. They came to get Nico Robin back. That will never happen."
TO BE CONTINUED…