CHIBI GHLF 45.
Story 1: The Ride Along.
Sun and Neptune are in a police cruiser, both are wearing their fake mustaches. Sun has his feet on the dashboard, while Neptune is driving. Jaune pops up in the back seat; wearing an old army helmet and matching fake mustache.
"Thanks for letting me come on this ride-along, guys" Jaune said in excitement.
"I'm still not happy about this. A civilian has NO place in the junior detective business" Neptune said.
"I know partner, but the junior police chief says it's good for PR" Sun said.
Suddenly Hana, who was NOT wearing a mustache, popped up "So you're saying I shouldn't be here?".
"No worries babe, you are just tagging along to witness pros in action. Would be mean to refuse you" Sun assured.
Jaune looked sad "I'll try to stay out of your way".
"Just remember kid, if anything goes down we can't guarantee your safety" Neptune said, before they heard something over the Radio "Sounds like a four-seven-niner".
"A suspicious cloud formation?! Let's roll!" Sun orders.
Sun puts on his sunglasses and the car speeds up, causing Sun, Hana, Jaune, and Neptune to be pushed further back into their seats for a few seconds. A loud crash can be heard, followed by Shopkeep groaning in pain.
Neptune coughs and turns on the radio "We uh... got a report. Of a hit and run. Investigating now".
Jaune looks up, terrified, and his fake mustache falls off. Hana gulps in worry.
"Umm... let's blame this on Torchwick?" She suggested.
"We'll blame this on Torchwick" Sun agreed.
Story 2: A Sniper Duel.
Ruby was humming to herself before she heard a cold voice "Ruby Rose".
She stopped and knew right away who it was "Widowmaker".
Amélie Lacroix, Code name Widowmaker, slowly lowered herself down on her line "I heard you've been spreading lies. That you are the best sniper around".
"I only state facts" Ruby said.
"Then you won't mind proving it in a Sniper Duel. Right?" Widowmaker asked.
"If you can handle loosing to a little girl" Ruby said and they glared at each other.
Later, they stood near a shooting range with several targets moving around. Widowmaker took aim and scored a perfect bullseye. She smirks at Ruby who just yawns before firing a shot that went clean through a target and hit another behind it. Widowmaker growls before firing three shots, each of them going clean through the targets. Ruby blinks before quickly shooting several shots of her own, hitting five targets. They continued shooting the targets with each trying to pull of more impressive shots. Widowmaker fired without looking while Ruby fired with a blindfold on.
They kept it up until they ran out of bullets, and so far non of them had won, much to Widowmaker's frustration "How can a little girl be so difficult to beat!?".
"If I had more amo I would've wooped you!" Ruby declared and they growled at each other... until they heard someone clear their throat.
They looked and saw many students and teachers glaring at them... each of them holding objects with bullet holes in them. Ruby and Widowmaker gulped before they took of running from the angry group.
Story 3: Monsters Of Rock.
Roman drags a bored and unimpressed Cinder through The Emerald Forest, stopping next to a large flat rock.
"And now, bask in my genius" Roman said with confidence.
On top of the rock, Emerald is standing behind a keyboard, Mercury has a guitar, Neo is next to a microphone, A Beowolf is on the drums, a Geist has a guitar and Satya was wearing some clothes that looked suited for dancing.
"What the heck is this mess?" Cinder demanded.
"This... IS TROUBLE CLEF!" Roman announced.
Music starts playing and the band is surrounded by green and purple light as they seem to play their instruments. The lights and music turn back off, leaving Cinder looking unimpressed.
"We're gonna win the battle of the band and finally rip our enemies to shreds, metaphorically speaking" Roman said.
"This... is the dumbest thing I've ever heard" Cinder said.
"Just to be clear, Cinder. I only joined because they said you would like it... and they gave me a cool stage name: Symmetra" Satya said.
"Oh wait, you haven't even seen the best part! Neo, bring forth the death gun!" Roman ordered. An old-fashioned cannon rolls up next to Neo, who has moved down from the rock.
"Roman, I underestimated you. This is truly fiendish, The band is just a distraction so you can shoot them all with-" Cinder began but the cannon ratchets up and fires off a large cloud of yellow sparks.
"Huehuehuehue, pyrotechnics baby. The other bands don't stand a chance" Roman said.
Cinder sighs "You're fired. Come here Satya, the only one who gets to embarrass you is me".
Cinder grabs Satya and drags her away as Roman's hat catches fire, and the Beowulf plays three notes on its drums.
Story 4: Ninja Vs Cat. Duel For Food.
Genji and Blake were having dinner together. They were enjoying a nice bowl of dumplings. They ate in delicious silence until they noticed there was only one dumpling left... They looked at each other, now it had gone from a date to a duel.
Back and forth, Blake and Genji spar, vying for the dumpling. Until Genji tries every trick to keep the dumpling away from Blake, smacking her fingers with his own, leading to her retaliate by using her chop sticks to hit his fingers. Genji hides the dumpling underneath one of the bowls. As Genji puts the other two bowls down, he turns the array of overturned bowls into a shell game, sliding the bowls around at top speed to hide the dumpling. Blake looked confused for several seconds before she let out a frustrated sound and slammed her fist in to the table, causing the bowls to fly up, revealing the dumpling. The continued to fence with their chopsticks, neither of them managing to get a good grip of the dumpling.
In the end they accidentally sent it flying... and it ended up landing right in Lena's mouth as she just appeared out of nowhere. She chews it and swallows "Dumplings are good and all. But I prefer some nice noodles. Se ya!".
Lena blinks away and Blake looked crushed that the hard battle with Genji for that final delicious dumpling, was all for nothing. Genji sighs and rubs Blake's back. Both of them had lost.
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Just something for fun. Tell me what you think of each of these short stories.