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Villainous Take Over

"Wow, I didn't know you owned a whole theater!" Sora said. "This is so cool! Dining area, a movie theater where you can watch clips… it's genius!"

"Aw, thanks Sora." Mickey smiled.

"Just one question… why invite the villains?" Sora asked, pointing to the Disney villains.

"It'd be wrong if we didn't invite everyone." Mickey explained.

"I get that, but why?"

Mickey chuckled. "Give them a chance! It's not like they'll take over the theater… again."

"Again?"

"It was a Halloween prank, I'm sure of it. They won't do it again, I guarantee it!"

"Well… if you say so…"

One obvious outcome later…

"Waaaaah!" Sora yelped, landing in a puddle along with Donald, Goofy, Daisy Duck, Mickey, Minnie and a lot of Disney heroes.

"Oh gosh, not again…" Mickey sighed, watching the sign going from "House of Mouse" to "House of Villains".

"Oh yeah, they definitely won't do it again." Sora sarcastically said as he jumped up, summoning his Keyblade. "If you'll excuse me!" He quickly ran in.

"You think he can handle all those villains?" Donald asked.

"Aww, it's Sora. He can definitely handle it." Goofy responded.

"OFF WITH HIS HEAD!"

"METEORS OF HEAVEN! UNLEASH THY FURY!"

"King Triton and Ariel won't save you now, boy!"

"Take THIS, street rat!"

"FEEL THE HEAT!"

"No one punishes spiky haired boys like Gaston!"

Sora came launching out of the theater, slamming into a puddle as he was covered in soot and some of his hair was on fire. "You were saying, ya big palooka?" Donald snarked.

"Ugh..." Sora dusted himself off. "I'll be right back." He said, walking off somewhere in annoyance.

Show Business

Penny slammed open the door, looking highly annoyed. "Oh hey sis. How was filming?" SAPR asked as Penny marched over to a pillow, grabbed it and screamed into it. "Oh… that bad?"

"I don't GET IT! They bring me back for another season and… gaaaah!"

"Bad directions?" SAPR guessed as Penny handed her the script.

"Let's see here… okay, you become a maiden… that sounds pretty… wait, WHAT?!" SAPR looked deeper into it. "What's the point of THIS?! You become human and then you… you… Jaune does…. And you and Winter…"

"What was the point of bringing me back if they were just gonna do THAT to me again! Everyone calls me a precious cinnamon roll… but this is… GAAAAAAH!"

"…I'll be right back." SAPR said and then took off running.

"Those lousy good for nothing screenwriters…" Penny mumbled.

"You think that's bad?" A voice spoke up as Penny looked up to see Adam. "I get impaled and all I let out is an "oh." before I kicked the bucket."

"Oh give me a break!" Cinder's voice said as they turned to her. "They finally give me a backstory and they do nothing with it after that! And apparently they made Neo think that I'm trustworthy to her!"

"At least you didn't get eaten by a Grimm." Roman folded his arms. "I wanted to go out in a blaze of glory…" He grumbled.

"Don't get us started on the Leviathan!" A voice said as they turned to see a Beowolf. "Seriously, one scene and he gets skewered by a drill from a cranky old lady. …Oh, by the way, hi, I'm Marty."

"You think THAT'S bad?!" Yang spoke up. "Try me and Blake's forced relationship in that show."

"Apparently, I'm still childish…" Ruby mumbled.

"At least you guys weren't thrown in the trash bin and forgotten about!" Coco said with her team behind her in agreement.

"We were lucky to have a cameo!" Sun said with Neptune agreeing in frustration.

BOOM!

SAPR came running back, covered in soot. "Well, on the bright side… at least some of you don't have to suffer anymore…"

"Why are you covered in soot?" Penny asked.

"Oh, I just let the person know how I felt about your last scene. …I probably shouldn't have been so close though."

"WAAAAAAAAAH!" Jaune slammed into the ground. "Oooow… what did I do to deserve that?"

"What do you think?!" SAPR glared but then Penny whispered in her ear. "…Wait, he's not the screen writer? …Oh… oooooh… my bad, Jaune!"

"It's okay… I'm used to being the punching bag…"

"You think you have it bad?" A voice spoke up as they turned to Esdeath. "You don't want to know what became of me in my show…. Or all of Night Raid for that matter."

Pac-Men

Pac-Man wandered around his maze until he spotted a wand. He curiously walked over to it and picked it up. He waved it a few times, and then suddenly the wand pointed at him and blasted himself with it.

Pac-Man shook it off and then shrugged it off before going back and munching on dots, but as he did, another Pac-Man popped up, and then another… and another, and before he knew it, there was 98 Pac-Men in front of him.

"Wakka Wa?!" Pac-Man yelped.

"Wakka wakka."

"Wakka!"

"Wak wak."

Pac-Man had an idea and in his own "Wakka wakka" language, talked to his Pac brethren as they all happily "Wakka'd" in agreement.

"…I have no idea what's going on, but I'm not liking it." Clyde said.

"Oh relax… it's not like it's gonna get worse." Blinky said.

Later…

"IT'S WORSE! IT'S A LOT WORSE!" Blinky yelled, having a train of ghosts behind him and then turning blue as Pac-Man had himself a feast, while in another maze, Pinky got herself obliterated by another Pac-Man.

However, in one such maze, a Pac-Man was on the receiving end of Jammer Pac-Men which made it easier for Inky to knock him out. "Awawawawawawa!"

"I dunno, I kinda enjoy it!" Inky said.

At another maze, a Clyde was running away in a panic. "WHERE DID THESE GUYS COME FROM?!" He yelled as not only was he chased by Pac-Man, he was also being chased by a Galaga ship and Dig Dug himself. "AND WHY WERE WE DUPLICATED TOO?!"

In the original maze, Pac-Man let out some hearty "wakkas" before going around and happily munching on dots in his new environment with his new "friends".

Evicted

"Alright, I'm back." Sora said as he walked toward his friends.

"Sora! …Where'd you go?" Goofy asked.

"Oh, decided to get some help."

"Great! …Where's the help?" Mickey asked.

"Three. Two. One."

"AIYEEEEEE!"

"OUT OF MY WAY, OUT OF MY WAY!"

"MAKE WAY, COMING THROUGH!"

"NO ONE PUSHES THEIR FELLOW VILLAINS AWAY LIKE GAST-"

"OH PUT A SOCK IN IT!"

All the Disney villains came rushing out and ran past the group. "Gosh, what'd you do? It made even Chernabog run away in fear." Mickey said.

"And don't come back!" A deep voice said.

"Oh, decided to bring him here." Sora said as he waved him over. "Thanks, Kratos!"

"Anytime, boy." Kratos nodded as he walked off.

Sora turned to his friends. "You're welcome."

Sometimes... you just gotta make fun of the RWBY canon because holy moly...