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Back Massage

"Welcome to Nora's Electro Back Massage! How would you like your back massaged today?"

"Yeah, can you hit my lower back? It's been driving me nuts for the past two weeks." A Goomba requested.

"You got it!" Nora smiled as the Goomba got into position where Nora started to punch his back… while using her Thunder Hand no less.

"Ooof! Ow! Gaaaah!" Pop! "Oooooh! That's what I needed…"

The Goomba hopped up. "Thank you so much!"

"You're welcome!" Nora said as the Goomba walked off as a Shy Guy walked to her.

"I'll have what he had, though perhaps you can do a deep tissue massage while you're at it."

"You got it~!" Nora said.

One deep tissue massage later…

"Wow! I feel great! That electrotherapy also did wonders. Thanks!" The Shy Guy walked off.

"Another satisfied customer." Nora chuckled as she saw a Loss Leader walking in. "Oh, hey big guy. What can I do for you?"

"I'd like what they received."

"Sure, what's your name?"

"Damian."

"…Damian, huh? Alright, just lie on the table and I'll be right with you! I'll give you a niiiiice deep tissue massage."

"Understood." Damian said as he lay on the table, flat on his stomach. "Just how deep is this tissue massage?"

"Oh…" Nora cocked her hammer. "Pretty deep." She then got into position and jumped into the air. "HRAAAAAAAAAH!"

Later, with Calasmos…

"Dark Lord! Damian is back from his massage."

Calasmos turned, only to see Damian in a mangled mess. "DAMIAN. WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?"

"…Apparently humans are pettily protective of their friends…" Damian grumbled. "I recommend you avoid that particular chiropractor." He said and limped off.

Calasmos pulled out a notepad. "NOTE TO SELF: AVOID THE MUSHROOM KINGDOM'S SPA TREATMENTS."

Can You Give Me a Hand?

"Hrrrgh! Mmmph!" Gloria pulled back on some rope, attempting to lift a sandbag off the ground.

Yang walked by and noticed what Gloria was doing. "What'ya doin'?"

"Tryin' ta get this sandbag up in the air."

"Need help?"

"That'd be appreciated!" She said as Yang started tugging, the two starting to back up as Gloria would see Marnie walking by. "Hey Marn! Could ya give us a hand here?"

"Sure." Marnie nodded.

"Just a little… more!" Yang said.

"Here you go!" Marnie said, handing her her detached metal arm. Both girls looked at her in shock… before Yang started snickering and burst out laughing.

"PFFFT! HAHAHA! Oh! That's a good one!" Yang laughed. "That's something I'd do!" She giggled, her laughing fit was enough to loosen her grip.

"Uh… Yang? YANG?" Gloria spoke up… and was launched away. "WAAAAAAAAAH!" She screamed as she was hanging upside down while the sandbag slammed into the floor.

"I've been wanting to do that for a while." Marnie giggled.

"Marn, I love ya… BUT WHAT THE FOCK, LASS?!" Gloria yelled.

"Come on, Gloria… you gotta hand it to her. It was pretty good!"

"Heeey, good one!" Marnie said.

"You gotta give when credit is due. Eye can be pretty clever!" Yang said, causing Marnie to snicker and burst out laughing. "Thank you, thank you! I'll be here all week!"

"Ugh… comedians…" Gloria mumbled. "I'm gonna be up here a while…"

Forgotten Password

"Tum tum te tum~!" Fawful hummed as he walked over to his computer. "Alright, let's see what kind of delicious doom I can spread on the internet!" He grinned. "Oh social media~! It's time for another round of me delivering the mustard of doom to your sandwiches! Nya ha ha ha-"

"You have been logged out. Please log in."

"Oh! This is easy… I remember the password well!" Fawful grinned. "FawfulisGreat." He said.

"Incorrect."

"…Uh… Fawfulisgreat?"

"Incorrect."

"Oh! Duh. I made a new one. FawfulsMinion!"

"Incorrect."

"Logan!"

"Incorrect."

"MustardofDoom!"

"Incorrect."

"Finkrat!"

"Incorrect."

"IHAVEFURY."

"Incorrect."

"…IHAVECHORTLES?"

"Incorrect."

"SuperstarSaga!"

"Incorrect."

"InsideStory!"

"Incorrect."

"Rrrrgh!" Fawful started pacing around the room. "Ah!" He started typing. "DarkStar."

"Incorrect."

"Cackletta!"

"Incorrect."

"GAAAAAH!" Fawful yelled. "Midbuuuuuus! I require assistance!" He said as Midbus walked in.

"Yes, Lord Fawful?"

"What is the password of the internet again?"

Midbus pulled out a note. "Here, you asked me to write this down in case if you had forgotten."

"F*wfulandCackl3tta"

"Ooooh, riiiiight… I forgot they required random characters and numbers now…" Fawful grumbled. "Stinkin' security risks…" He grumbled as he typed it in… however, as he was typing while looking at the note, he added in an extra character without realizing.

"There we go! Aaaand… we are good to-"

"Incorrect password. You have tried to log in too many times. You are locked out for the next twenty four hours."

"Aaaaagh…" Fawful sunk out of his chair.

"Lord Fawful? You okay?"

"I have sadness…"

Watch Your Head

"Oh cool!" Penny said as she was reading a book while walking. "The prince was able to slay the dragon! …Wait, what?! The princess turned out to be the real dragon?! Oh my goodness, this is quite the story!" She said as she walked down the stairs. "I can't take my eyes off of it… what happened to the real-"

She walked right into a low hanging pipe, which was enough to accidentally knock her head clean off. "Ooof!" She grunted. "Oh my! Everything's upside down!" She said as she watched her body trying to wander around trying to find her head. "This way, to your left!"

Her body turned around and started walking… and started falling down the staircase. Penny winced. "Your other left!" She said.

"Oh hey Penny!" Ruby walked by. "Where's the rest of your body?"

"Downstairs… apparently this low hanging pipe came out of nowhere."

"Oh yeah, this low hanging pipe really gets ya if you don't pay attention. I'll go get it for ya." Ruby said as she walked downstairs.

Suddenly, Penny's radar started kicking in. "Oh, my sis is fast approaching."

"WHO HURT MY BIG SISTER?!"

"Hey SAPR! Watch-"

BANG!

"-Out."

SAPR's head bounced off and landed next to Penny while her body rolled down the stairs. "AAAAAAH!" Ruby yelled.

CRASH!

"I'm okay! …Just… bleeding internally…! Being crushed to death by a robot that came out of nowhere…"

"Oh hey sis!" SAPR smiled.

"Hey little sis!"

"That pipe came out of nowhere."

"Yeah… it gets you if you don't pay attention."

"Like you?"

"Pretty much."

"Ugh… mmmph…" Ruby crawled up, carrying the two bodies. "Phew… there." She said as Ruby put the heads back on. "There we go! Good as… new… ooooh boy." She said, realizing she put the heads on the wrong bodies.

"Thanks Ruby!" SAPR waved.

"See ya!" Penny said as they flew off together.

"Wait! Guys! You-… ooooh, I'm sure they'll figure it out." Ruby shrugged as she turned around… and smacked her head on the pipe. "OW!"

Gotta watch out for them low hanging pipes...