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Destroying the Rock Wall Alternate Take

"YES! WAHOO! You hear that guys, we're gonna be free!"

"OOH-RAH!"

"So uh… how are we gonna bust this wall down? My punches are pretty powerful but I doubt it's that powerful." Bowser said.

"We would probably need something a lot more… destructable." Kyoko said. "I doubt Bob-ombs from the Wario Bros would do too much damage."

"Hmm…" Sora folded his arms in thought. "Ya know, I do have this one summon. I'm pretty sure he can bust this wall down with one punch." He said and then thought of something. "Actually…" He smirked. "Let's think outside of the box with this one."

"You have something else in mind?" Goofy asked.

"Yes, I do!" Sora said as he raised his hand up high. "If anyone's gonna knock this rock wall down, it's gonna be him. Let's go!" He exclaimed as something shined in his hand… and suddenly, blue mist surrounded them all.

"Wah! What's going on?!" Aoi asked as they saw a blue figure rising out of the mist.

"YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! Oi! ONE JUMP TO A DIFFERENT DIMENSIOOOOON… will give you such a crick in the neck! Hang on a second!" He suddenly detached his own head and spun it around. "WHOOOOOA-HOH!" He put it back into place. "Whew, that's a lot better!"

"Uh… Sora? Who's this?" Pyra asked.

Sora grinned. "Everyone, this is Genie. Genie, this is Bowser, Pyra, Mythra, Terry, Kyoko and Asahina."

"Ah, please to meet you all!" Genie waved and then looked at Asahina. "Oh, Asahina, eh?" He suddenly pulled out a neon sign. "Mind if I call you Asa? Or how about Hina? Or better yet, how about Doughnut Queen!"

"Oh, I like him already." Aoi giggled. "Hina's fine."

"Alriiiighty then!" Genie exclaimed. "So, Sora… what do you want me to do?"

"Excuse me a sec!" Bowser said. "How exactly are you a genie in the first place?"

"Ah, I'm glad you asked, turtle boy! Allow me to tell you how it all happened." He said, snapping his fingers as suddenly everything went dark… and then a spotlight shined down on Genie… who was wearing a rapper outfit and held a microphone in his hands.

"Now this is a story all about how my life got flipped, turned upside down. And i'd like to take a minute, just sit right there, i'll tell you how I became the genie of a town called Agrabah!"

"Can we do it without the rapping?" Bowser asked.

"Augh!" Genie pouted. "You know what you are? You're a party pooper." He then turned to a sudden crowd of Genies. "What do you say to this bonehead?" He asked, suddenly wearing a judge's wig.

"Your honor, we find the defendant… a party pooper."

"By the power invested in me, I sentence you with… a boot to the head!"

Suddenly, boots came out of nowhere and buried the Koopa King. "Gah! Where did THEY come from?!"

"This guy's wild…" Mythra chuckled.

"Now then… allow me to tell you how I became the genie." He said as he suddenly pulled out a few copies of the "Aladdin" script and tossed them to the others. "Now then, turn to page 394."

"394?!" Pyra said in disbelief. "I don't think this script has that many pages!"

"Excuse me, what's with the "Never Had a Friend Like Me"?" Terry asked.

"Ah! No one questions that! Ten points from Griffindor!"

"…The what?"

"Interesting… you're not one to grant for more wishes." Kyoko mused.

"What, you can't make someone fall in love?" Bowser raised an eyebrow.

"I'm no cupid, thank you very much!" Genie said, suddenly turning into a baby angel with a bow and arrow. "Besides, my aim is terrible… dang crossbreezes always make me hit the wrong target." He grumbled. "Not to mention love should be natural, not made by a wish! It'll just lead into a trainwreck!"

He suddenly disappeared as tracks suddenly appeared in front of them. "All aboard the Love Train! Toot toot!" Genie exclaimed as he had morphed into a train and was driving by. "Uh oh! HOLD THE BRAKES MAN! THERE'S A NASTY BREAK UP IN FRONT OF US! Ooooh, he crashed right into the break up! OH THE HUMANITY!"

"Can't bring people back from the dead… why's that?" Mythra tilted her head.

Genie suddenly laid next to Mythra and raised up like the dead, turning green and hideous. "It's not a pretty picture…" He shook Mythra's shoulders. "I DON'T LIKE DOING IT!"

"I can see why…" Mythra said, wincing at the horrible smell.

"Oh, I see… so this Aladdin guy asked what you wished for and you desired to be free from the chains of the lamp." Kyoko said.

"Correct!" Genie said as he suddenly sported an orange jumpsuit and a pickaxe. "Here I was, slaving away and granting wishes all like "What do you need? What do you need?! What do you need?" and suddenly Al comes along and tells me his last wish will be wishing me free!"

"So it happened… but…" Aoi flipped through the script. "Something terrible happened."

"Bingo! It's called plot armor! And like it or not, it was there to stay! Stinkin' Jafar called all the shots…" He mumbled. "Luckily, he's no longer a problem and Al wished me free!"

"Okay, where does Sora come in?" Pyra asked.

"Ah that… is a lot more complicated." Genie said, pulling out scripts for KH1 and KH2 and handed copies for everyone.

"WAH!" Aoi yelped, nearly falling over. "Why are these particular scripts so unnecessarily long?!"

"It's called logic!" Genie said. "Anyway, you won't be needing those." He said, snapping his fingers to where they disappeared.

"So you're still a genie, but you can't grant wishes anymore?" Bowser asked. "How is that even possible?"

"Magic, my dear turtle friend! Magic!"

"I guess that makes sense."

"So, Sora… back to my original question. What ya need, my good man!"

"I was wondering if you could take down this rock wall for us."

"Destroy this rock wall? Pffft, I can do it in no time flat!" Genie said as he walked over to the wall. "Tum tum te tum… let me get a good look here… aha…" He nodded as he disappeared, only to reappear in a construction crew outfit while also driving a crane with a wrecking ball as another Genie appeared in a presidental outfit.

"Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall!"

"Aye aye, o captain my captain!"

"Sir!" Another Genie emerged from the wall. "We got a hostage situation back here! We got a lot of turtles locked up in a cage!"

"A hostage situation?! All units, we have a code Amber! I repeat, we have a code Amber!"

"Code Amber?" Mythra quietly mouthed as Sora's Gummi Phone suddenly buzzed like crazy as he pulled it out.

"Huh? Why do I have an Amber Alert going o-… ooooh."

Suddenly, they heard dogs barking at the other side of the wall. "What is going ON back there?" Kyoko asked in bewilderment.

"Steady boys, steady!" A Genie with three dogs sniffing the ground as another Genie scanned the area with a minesweeper.

"No mines detected! There's no trap here!"

"You there!" A Genie pointed to a Crawful that was wandering by. "What are you doing in this hostage situation! Are you the suspect? You probably are! Get 'em boys!"

"WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF!"

The Crawful started screaming and ran off as the three Genie dogs started chasing after him. "Now then, what are we gonna do about this cage? I got bolt cutters!"

"No, that's too easy, man! Bring out… the bomb."

The Genie gasped. "Not the bomb!"

"Yes the bomb! DID I STUTTER?"

"No sir!"

"Good. Now get moving, soldier!"

Suddenly C4 was planted all along the cage. "What the devil?! This is overkill!" A Koopa exclaimed.

"Nah, 100 quillatons of TNT would be overkill. Just ask the boys over at Death Battle! Here ya go, enjoy this shield!"

"It's an airbag!"

"It'll do wonders!"

"…Men, it's been an honor serving with you." The Koopa groaned.

"You may fire when ready!" A Genie saluted as another held a button.

"Ten. Nine. Eight. Seven. Six… ONE!" He pushed the button as suddenly the bombs exploded… jelly that dissolved the cage easily.

"Jelly dissolving bombs. My favorite!"

"Hostages secured! We got 'em!"

Suddenly a drill went right through the rock wall as a Genie waved them over. "Here's your ticket out men! Move move move!" He yelled as the Koopas crawled through the hole. "On the double! Hurry, before you get put into another cage!"

The Koopa Corp got out of the wall and moved over to Bowser. "Package secured, boys!" A Genie said through a walkie talkie.

"Pack it up, we're going home!"

"What about the wall?"

"Oh right, the wall!" The Genie pressed another button as the rock wall exploded into pieces. "Wall detonated! Let's pack it up, boys!" He said as they all disappeared as Genie himself appeared next to Sora.

"Well now, that takes care of that."

Sora sweatdropped. "I was thinking you would've done a Graviga…"

"Pfft, too simple." Genie said. "Welp, call me if you need anything, el capitan!" He saluted before disappearing.

"I have… no idea what just happened." Kyoko said, giving Sora a "WTF" look.

"Hey, don't look at me. He's always like that." Sora shrugged.

"Alright, let's go before anything else happens." Bowser said as they walked off.

I was having so much fun with this one, a friend thought it'd be best if this was the only skit in this chapter... and you know what? Why not! :D