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Swiveling Chair

Summer walked in a store, humming to herself when she spotted a swiveling chair nearby. "Oooh!" She hovered over to it. "Oh man, Tai needs a new office chair. His is about to fall apart." She said as she sat on it. "Mmm, comfy!" She said as she rocked it a bit. "Oooh, great back support…" She moved her legs, as the chair turned.

"Yup, and it swivels. Nice." She said and then shifted her eyes. "No one's looking…" She smirked and then quickly kicked her feet to spin herself around in the chair. "Wahooooooo!" She cheered, digging her feet into the ground and giving a good kick to spin herself faster.

"Honey? What are you doing?"

"Oh!" Summer stopped herself and saw about five Tais in front of her, hopping off and nearly stumbling. "Oh, hi dears~!"

Tai chuckled. "At least I know where Ruby gets it from."

"WAHOOOOOOO!" They heard Ruby in the distance, as she was spinning in a chair herself.

"I found a new chair for you, honies… your old one is breaking down so why not get a new one for all five of you?"

Tai chuckled. "I do need a new one… though I'm definitely not gonna spin around like a child."

"But it's fuuuuun…" Summer said before falling on her back. "Ooof!"

"Come on, let's go pay for it." Tai said, dragging his unconscious wife away.

Stolen Ship

"Okay, now where are we?" K. Rool wondered, looking through a map.

"I dunno, some sort of port." A Kremling said.

"Well, let's go figure out where we are." K. Rool said as they hopped onto the dock as civilians started screaming in terror as they hid inside the buildings. "Ha! It's like they've never seen a crocodile before." K. Rool said as they wandered into a pub as everyone hid… all except one who was casually drinking rum.

"Oi, you there!" K. Rool said to the man.

"Hmm?" The man turned around. "Good heavens! Elizabeth, is that you? You look like you've gained a few pounds, mate… and changed your skin tone. I didn't know lizard skin was the fashion this year."

"I don't know who this Elizabeth is, but I'm King K. Rool! Leader of the Kremlings!"

"Oh, my apologies, mate. I didn't realize I was in the presense of royalty… then again, you could lose a few pounds. Lay off the meat."

"Rrrgh! How dare you!" K. Rool yelled. "Who do you think you are!"

"Mate, have you not heard of me? I'm surprised you haven't… I am Captain Jack Sparrow, the captain of the Black Pearl. Savvy?"

"Where are we?"

"Port Royal, mate." Jack would then notice the crowd hiding from K. Rool. "Ah, you must have a reputation behind you… strange, I've never heard of you."

"Well, you're about to!" K. Rool said, aiming his Blunderbuss at him as Jack would quickly take out his sword, only the latter would immediately recognize how ridiculously big his weapon was compared to the sword. He sheathed his sword and then pulled out his pistol.

He then looked at his own pistol to examine it before examining the Blunderbuss. He then pointed the pistol at himself, looking at the small barrel before looking into K. Rool's large shaped… hole. "Uh-huh…" He pursed his lips and then looked back at K. Rool.

"I say that you're the better performer."

"Huh?"

"Mate, mind if I take a looksee at your weapon? Trade mine for yours." He said and before K. Rool could say anything, Jack would switch weapons.

"Ack!"

"Hmm, fascinating." Jack said as he would get a better look inside. "You could fit a whole person inside of this! Good heavens, those poor souls." He said and then got himself out.

"Alright, enough of this!" K. Rool aimed Jack's pistol at himself. "You're going to regret the day you've crossed Kaptain K. Rool!"

"Captain, eh? I thought you were a king. Make up your mind, mate!" He said, and then accidentally pulled the trigger as a cannonball shot out and struck K. Rool, which was enough to knock him into his crew and accidentally crushed them all.

"AAAAAGH!" One of them cried.

"Right… this thing's got a bloody kick to it." He said as he strapped it to his back, picked up his pistol and walked off… but took a good look at K. Rool's crown and belly armor. "Oh hello there, lovely." He said, prying off the belly armor and then the crown. He then walked over to the hat rack and put his captain hat on.

"Let this be known as the day you have been swindled by Captain Jack Sparrow. Good day, mates." He said, casually walking off as he would spot K. Rool's Gangplank Galleon. "Oooh… there's a beaut right there."

He then got on the Black Pearl before throwing anchor on top of K. Rool's ship and then set sail into the ocean, towing the ship behind it.

"Oooogh… what just happened?" K. Rool groaned.

Ghost Peppers

"Alright! Let the Ghost Pepper eating contest commence!" Kamek exclaimed. "Our contestants are Yang Xiao Long, Nora Valkyrie and Bowsette!"

"I'm about to crush you ladies!" Yang smirked.

"Bring it on! I can handle the heat!" Nora smirked at the two.

"Heh, cute." Bowsette chuckled.

"And… BEGIN!" Kamek yelled as Yang and Nora started chowing down… though Bowsette was taking her sweet time while the crowd went wild.

In the crowd, Weiss and Bowser were watching, the former having a dumbfounded look on her face. "So… when are you going to tell them your sister is immune because of her fire breathing capabilities?"

"Maybe later. This is hilarious!" Bowser chuckled.

"AAAAAAAAAAGH!" Yang and Nora ran around screaming while breathing fire.

"WHERE'S THE MILK?! I NEED THE MILK!" Nora yelled.

"MY TONGUE IS MELTING! AAAAAAAGH!" Yang cried.

"We have a winner!" Kamek said, raising Bowsette's arm up high while she was continuing to eat the Ghost Peppers.

"Suckers." Bowsette said between bites, smirking.

Swiveling Chair - Part 2

"Dang, she's right… this thing is a lot better than my old chair!" Tai said, as he was at his desk. "This is awesome!" He grinned as he moved it around and chuckled to himself, accidentally spinning. "Whoa! Easy… alright, got that out of my system. Now, I need to work on this paperwork…"

Five seconds later…

"Oh honey, I baked you brownies~!" Summer walked in. "And I made them extra fudgy to- oh!" She said, watching Tai spin around on his swiveling chair.

"Weeeeeee! Oh hi honey!"

Summer snickered. "And you called me childish."

"Who cares! You're never too old for something like this! Wooooo!"

Summer looked at the screen. "Well, if you can't beat 'em… join 'em!" She said, putting the brownies down as she pulled up another swiveling chair and spun with her husband. "WAHOOOOOO!"

In honor of RWBY Chibi (kinda) returning in a RT anthology thing that they're doing... I thought i'd bust out a Chibi today to celebrate the occasion!

...Swiveling chairs, man. It's too tempting to not spin around like a goofball, no matter how old you are.