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Catching Fish
"Ah, this seems to be like a good fishing spot!" K. Rool said as they were in the middle of the ocean. "Lower the nets!" He said to the Kremling Krew as they dropped it into the water.
It would only be a minute until their boat started to drift a bit. "Ooooh, we got a load!" A Kremling said as they started to pull it up and out came a lot of fish.
"Oooh, that's a mighty load there! I feel like we can get more tho-" K. Rool spotted something and walked over to the pile of fish. "What in the world…" He wondered as he pulled out three fish. "What the heck are these?"
"By the looks of it… small fish! Two clown fish and a blue tang to be exact."
"Not exactly filling if you ask me, especially this smaller clown fish." K. Rool said. "Meh." He tossed them back into the water. "Let's see what else we can get."
A few rounds of fishing later…
"Oooh, sire! Come here! We got something good!"
"What do we got?" K. Rool asked as they fished up… a certain red haired mermaid. "Whooooa!"
"What do we do with this lady?"
"Hmm…" K. Rool rubbed his chin in thought. "I wouldn't mind having a mermaid as a bride…"
"What, we're not gonna eat her?"
"Eat her? Heck no!" K. Rool said. "What kind of croc do you take me for?"
"Ahem!" A voice spoke up as they turned to see a Merman, where he had a white beard and had a trident. "I believe you have something of mine. Return Ariel to me at once."
"Ariel? Who's Ariel?" K. Rool asked.
The mermaid raised her hand. "Yeah, hi. Nice to meet you." She said. "Hello daddy."
"DADDY?!" The Kremlings yelled and turned to the father.
"Also known as King Triton." She added.
"Aheheheh…" K. Rool grinned sheepishly as he picked up Ariel bridal style and handed her to him. "No hard feelings?"
Triton said nothing, but aimed his trident at him and fired a bolt of lightning that fried him up… and then fell on his back. "You're not hurt, are you?" He asked her.
"Nah, I'm okay." Ariel smiled as the two dove back into the water while K. Rool groaned.
"These waters we're in sure are something else…" He groaned.
Warthog Driving On the Sweet Stuff Alternate Take
"Excellent! Now then… I say we-" Syrup paused. "…Hmm?" She turned her head. "That's odd, why do I hear music?"
The group turned their heads to the source of the music… and right on cue, a Warthog burst out.
"Wah!" Wario yelped as he and Waluigi jumped back as the Warthog came barreling through before screech to a halt… until they slipped on a banana peel.
"Whoa! WHOOOOOA!" Sarge yelled, trying to regain control but they would slip off the Sweet Stuff and fell off.
"Waaaaaaah!" Nyx and Xena yelled.
SPLASH!
"…Where'd that banana peel come from?" Syrup wondered.
"I think it fell out of our trunk." Waluigi said. "I thought we put them all in the fridge!"
"Eh, looks like I missed one." Wario shrugged as Xena floated out of the water while carrying Sarge, Nyx and a water logged Warthog.
"We're okay…" Nyx groaned.
Shiny Pokemon
A shiny Absol wandered around the fields, naturally content… but was unaware of an Ace Trainer spotting the majestic shiny creature. "A shiny Absol! Perfect!" He smirked as he snuck up behind the Absol and with a smirk, he pulled out a Master Ball and threw it at the Absol… but then another Master Ball smacked into it as they harmlessly fell to the ground. "Huh?!"
"You can't have it! That Absol's mine!" A female Ace Trainer said.
"Oh buzz off!" A voice called out as they saw Leaf approaching them. "I'm going to get that Absol first!"
"Oh you wish!"
It was then that a Lass came through. "Don't mind me, I wanna catch it too!"
"Nuh uh! I'm not gonna let a Lass like you get that Absol!" A Bug Catcher yelled.
"Absol's not a Bug type!"
"I know, but it's a shiny so I can make an exception!"
"Excuse me…" A voice said as they turned to a Breeder approaching them. "You wouldn't mind if I caught that Absol, would you?"
"Oh bug off, lady!" The Bug Catcher said.
"Screw this, I'm gonna catch it!" Leaf said, pulling out a Master Ball and throwing it, but another Master Ball got in the way, belonging to one of the Psychics.
"I'll be taking that Absol, thank you very much." The Psychic said.
"No no no, I think I should!" An Aroma Lady spoke up.
"That Absol belongs to Team Skull!" A Team Skull member said as they all glared at each other before turning to the Absol and rushed toward it… but they all dog piled on each other, which resulted in a massive fighting dust cloud… all of them completely unaware of the Absol being taken by another Master Ball.
"Sweet! Marnie'll love this!" Gloria said as she picked it up and looked at the trainers beating the snot out of each other. "…First Pokemon Cards and now shinies… this is just embarrassin'." Gloria shook her head and walked away while the trainers continued to beat the living crap out of one another.
If Alice Margatroid Was in Subspace Emissary
Link, Alice and Yoshi wandered through the forest, the former having the Master Sword in his hand, the latter having woken up from a nap… and Alice had been wandering through the forest with a few of her dolls, Shanghai being one of them.
As they walked ahead, a few Puppits popped up in front of them. "Heads up!" Link exclaimed as they started attacking them as a few Primids would join them but were soon destroyed as the Puppits would then lay lifelessly on the ground.
"Yo Yo!" Yoshi said, ready to eat them up.
"Hang on." Alice spoke up. "I have an idea." She smirked.
Way way WAY later…
"AAAARGH!" Tabuu cried out as Alice had commandeered an army of Puppits at her disposal while Shanghai and her other dolls cheered her on.
"Well uh… this is one way to defeat him." Mario said as the other Smashers nodded.
"UNCLE! UNCLEEEEE!" Tabuu yelled before the Puppits all fired lasers to finish him off.
"Hmhmhmhm~ Don't mess with a puppet master." Alice said with a proud smirk on her face.
I never thought i'd ever see people panic buy Pokemon Cards of all things... scalpers would do anything to be assholes...