The group takes a quick detour to go back to the CVS, where Mark greets them and offers them the fidget spinners that are still for sale. Greejis walks up to Mark and rips a belt loop off of his pants.
"This mine now." Greejis says, while Knight Nikku puts Howler's pants on the ground, causing the pants to suck up the entire CVS, including Mark. Before Knight Nikku can grab the pants again, Greejis puts them on, shocking the entire party. The group heads back to what's left of the chip castle, and heads west, finding a vending machine in the middle of nowhere. Seeing nothing of interest, the group moves on, encountering Beaneater12, who is holding on to some kind of statue that Knight Nikku recognizes as being the one wanted by Melisa. Beaneater12 notices that the group is interested in the statue, and offers it to them in exchange for a refried magic bean. Knight Nikku says he'll keep the offer in mind, and the group goes on its way once more. The group enters a valley filled with throbbing veins and arteries, which, upon detecting the group trespassing, form into an angry Vein Kraken, which begins swinging its tentacles at the party. Shugi uses the Reaper Saw to sever some of the limbs, but more keep coming back, rendering this method of attack ineffective. Knight Nikku attempts to throw a hat at the beast, but it simply swats it away. The Vein Kraken screeches and grabs all five members of the group with its tentacles, but Knight Nikku realizes that since this thing is basically a living open wound, then it should be particularly susceptible to salt. Knight Nikku dumps the infinite salt shaker he received from Nikku on the beast, and it screams, shriveling away into nothingness, leaving behind only a Big Meaty Artery, which Li'l Bleedy takes into its storage, putting it next to the shackles, chains, and leather straps it picked up from the chip castle's dungeon.
Continuing onwards, the group finds a pond of milk, but before they can investigate for very long, the pond is emptied as a man jumps out of it, drenched completely in milk. Greejis catches the raining milk in his mouth, while Soak'em points menacingly at the group, his eyes clenched shut due to the milk dripping down his face. Knight Nikku promptly runs forward, severing the pointing arm with his sword. Soak'em retaliates by spitting up milk onto Knight Nikku's face, blinding him. Shugi uses the Reaper Saw to cut off Soak'em's remaining arm, but Soak'em uses his very specific superpower of Oreokinesis to pick up several large Oreos with his mind, which he begins hurling at the group. However, due to Soak'em being blind, all of these attacks miss, so Greejis walks forwards and finishes off Soak'em by decapitating him with his hatchet. The essence of Soak'em's milk-related powers is released and travels across the lands, imbuing the Milk of Healthcare in Melvin's inventory with increased capabilities. The group heads east, and on the ground they find a blue key with a skull on it, which twitches for a moment, before being magnetized to Melvin's inventory due to its stick-like nature. Moving further still, the group finds a shed with an IKEA sign, and upon entering, plummets deep into the subterranean depths of the labyrinthian construct. Knight Nikku promptly looks for a map, but the one he finds is just full of winding corridors and unintelligible nonsense that makes it no clearer how the group is expected to find their way around. Eventually, after traveling down a long aisle, the party finds a branching path, and heads in one direction. They find a dead end, but are confronted by a drunk man stumbling into their path, revealing themselves to be Build'em. Build'em waves a paper that says "BILLY" on it, which Shugi shreds with his saw. Build'em brings out a backup, but Knight Nikku snatches it and rips it apart, leaving Build'em without any instructions. Greejis repeatedly stomps on the shredded paper to add insult to injury, and Build'em grabs a bunch of random planks of wood, assembling them into a fully operational jet plane despite being drunk and having no instructions. He gets into the plane and begins making jet noises, and Shugi tries to break the plane, but Knight Nikku fixes the damage done out of respect for the craft. Eventually, Build'em hops out of the plane and attempts to nail a plank to Greejis's forehead, but Greejis enters his Balance Breaker state, the armor preventing the nail from piercing through. Knight Nikku tries to knock the drunk right out of Build'em, but accidentally ends up grabbing some of the drunkness for himself instead. Greejis uses his own hammer to smash a nail into Build'em, with enough force that Build'em is split in two, falling to the floor. The IKEA rumbles, and a wall slides away, revealing Gunnar Hamundarson tied up in a chair. Knight Nikku shoves a bag of nails, a screw, and an unintelligible instruction manual into Li'l Bleedy's storage, before going to investigate the viking. Knight Nikku cuts Gunnar free of his ropes, and Gunnar bows deepl, opting to join the group until they can find their way out of the IKEA.
The group heads back and takes the other path, finding a shower stall in the middle of the aisle. Gunnar tears back the curtain, revealing Wash'em inside, who screams in surprise. Wash'em slaps Gunnar away, before grabbing the shower head and spraying the party with water. Greejis lets out a battle cry and rushes forwards, smashing Wash'em into the wall of the shower and destroying it entirely, leaving Wash'em sprawled on the ground. Wash'em scrambles to his feet and grabs a 2x4, smacking Greejis with it, which doesn't really hurt Greejis due to his armor. Greejis grabs a box of elbow macaroni off of a nearby shelf and chucks it at Wash'em with enough force to deal fatal damage. Knight Nikku shoves a couple of bars of soap and a bottle of vegetable oil into Li'l Bleedy, as the IKEA rumbles once more, a new path opening up for the group to travel down. At the end of the path, the group finds a man with a massive stack of Swedish meatballs. Scarf'em wipes his face with a napkin, burping as the group approaches. Knight Nikku promptly smacks Scarf'em's tower of meatballs to the floor. Scarf'em stabs his fork into Knight Nikku's arm, taking off a piece of flesh and eating it as revenge for the meatball. Scarf'em notices Li'l Bleedy looking at him funny, so he stabs his fork into Li'l Bleedy's eye, sending sparks flying as Li'l Bleedy enters a powered down state, dropping out of the air as its self-repair protocols kick in and begin working to fix the damage. Greejis makes sure nobody is looking, and then begins shoveling meatballs off the floor into his mouth. Knight Nikku reads an unsettling passage from My Immortal, throwing Scarf'em off guard for long enough that Knight Nikku can grab Scarf'em's fork and shove it up his nose, all the way into his brain. Shugi picks up Li'l Bleedy while it works on repairing itself, carrying it as the group continues onwards through the final passage opened to them in the IKEA. Within the throne room, the party beats their way through some weak Swedish Fish guards, as the throne spins around to reveal its occupant: Felix Fuhrer!
"Felix is my name, and fisting WAS my game!" Felix declares, thrusting a fist forwards in a salute. Fueled with anti-racist rage, both Shugi and Knight Nikku rush forwards, each chopping off one of Felix's arms. Greejis then yanks Felix's signature gauntlets off of the dismembered arms, and Gunnar lets out a holler to further motivate his allies and throw Felix off guard. Felix uses his raw anti-semitism as a weapon, sending out a pulse dealing damage based on Jewish stereotypes. Shugi's large amount of cash causes him to be blown away, and Greejis's beard results in a similar effect. Knight Nikku stands his ground, and shatters Felix's racist bone, causing him to experience a super racist attack and collapse to the ground, dead. The pockets of Howler's pants begin barking, and they chomp up the Ruby Gauntlet, Diamond Gauntlet, Notched Pickaxe, and Viking Warhammer that were left behind by Felix. The party takes the elevator back to the surface, and Gunnar waves goodbye, before heading off on his own.