A/N: Another little drabble with Kensi and Deeks being inappropriate.
"I'll fill your donut," Deeks said, wiggling his eyebrows suggestively at Kensi. He was leaning against her desk and she waved her hand in a so-so manner. "How about, you can fluff my Garfield?"
"Alright, that's enough!" Sam said, slapping his pen on his desk with an irritated sigh. "You two have been making euphemisms all day long."
"Technically that last one was an innuendo," Deek pointed out helpfully. Sam glared balefully at him.
"Whatever, I'm sick of it."
"We're stuck at home all the time, what else are we supposed to do?" Kensi asked, concentrating on the paper in front of her. It wasn't a report, but a plain sheet she was drawing an intricate design on.
"So do something productive," Sam suggested. "I built an entire dining set in the last two months." There was a note of pride in his voice.
"You live on a boat, Sam. Where are you going to put a dining room table, you barely have enough room for a bed."
"I sold it. And made good money on it." He looked pointedly at Kensi and Deeks, once again judging them for their apparent lack of ingenuity.
"The first month we made more bagels and bread than even Kensi could ever eat," Deeks said, earning a small glare from Kensi before she returned to her artwork. "We painted three rooms, ran the equivalent of 10 marathons and cleaned the garage out three times."
"Hey, I thought it looked fine after the first time," Kensi pointed out.
"The point is, we've run out of "useful" things to do. Sex is the only thing left."
"Fine, if you're not going stop, do you think you could at least tone it down a little?" Sam requested. Kensi looked to Deeks and they both shrugged.
"Probably not." Kensi put down her pen and grabbed Deeks' hand. "Now if you'll excuse us, we need to butter some muffins."
"That's what she said," Deeks muttered as he follow her out of the room.
"One of these days I'm going to kill them."
"Hey, just be glad they're only talking about sex right now and not actually having it," Callen consoled Sam, then added, "Yet."
"I should have retired when I had the chance," Sam sighed.