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Grand Theft RWBY: Los Santos Stories 4
'The Art of Isekai – Grand Theft Auto' – The Series
Genre: Adventure/Humor/Crime/Parody/NSFW
Pairs: [Franklin/Tracey]
Parody: RWBY/GTA Online/NFS/Various small crossovers
AU-Type: Canon-eqsue AU
Tags: Isekai antics, Presume that Team RWBY ends up there because Remnant blew up or they got killed by Salem, Team RWBY are not the good guys, Ivory Viridian is the Grand Theft Auto Online Protagonist (obviously different backstory, still has ties to Remnant though other means), Typical GTA Violence and all that Jazz, Los Santos Do or Die, GTA V C-Ending Happened with Ivory's aid, Some Elements of GTA San Andreas, Sage of Some Trade' is the GTA Assistant, Blake being the rational, Ruby is too pure for GTA, Custom Radio Stations, Gamer-esque GTA HUD setup [Think of it as a mix of SA, CW, and V], Cars from various GTA games will show up, TW: Slurs (This is GTA after all)
New day for Team BRWY (Breakaway) ready to learn more about the city, going on their Los Santos Stories…
Ruby rolled out of bed completely at ease. Not having to worry about Grimm did wonders for your sleep. She lazily yawned as she got out of bed. Zwei was over at Weiss's. Ruby stripped off her clothes and had a bubble bath to relax herself.
"Ahh…my own bathroom." Ruby swooned soaking in the tub. "No Weiss or Yang fretting about their hair. No fishy smell from Blake in the bathroom."
The radio played some jazzy beats before the DJ made a shout.
"This is Chill97's DJ, the purple power, Lisa Lavender, making a shout-out to those from the four kingdoms. Keep on keeping on."
[Cues: LAKEY INSPIRED – City of Angels (Technically, City of Saints given it is Los Santos)]
Ruby finished up her bath, cleaned herself up, had a quick trim down with a razor, and got to getting ready for the day. Ruby got on a fresh pair before going to her wardrobe to decide on what to wear. Even if her original clothes were cleaned up, she did not exactly want to wear them. She did not feel she could…especially the hood. Considering she had to blend in, it was basically a bright target. She passed on it and got on the Albedo Jacket on top of her track top, the track shorts, and the crocodile sneakers. She got her backpack on her back and left her apartment having the music playing on her earbuds as she slipped her phone in her pocket.
Being it was a nice day, she decided to do a bit of jogging instead of driving. Del Perro Beach looked so lively and serene today. The sun was bright, the clouds were clear, and to Ruby, nothing was going to spoil her good mood. Especially since Del Perro did not attach as much people as Vespucci.
"I need a bicycle." Ruby thought.
Once at the pier, it was an easy matter of snagging a BMX bike from the row of cars. She rode off for Vespucci. At the other beach home, Weiss rolled out of bed still just in her Basic Jigsaw Shirt. Blake sat her Basic Goth Shirt still rather sleepy and making coffee.
"Thanks." Weiss said pouring a glass. "And…ugh, Yang, put some clothes on."
Yang lazily walked out just in a pair of panties with her long hair doing her best Godiva impression.
"I just rolled out of the bed." Yang yawned.
"Yeesh, you trying to copy that hippie." Weiss said rolling her eyes.
"Whatever. She got a pretty good body…" Yang said. "Now that I think about it…I think I may go to her next class. May as well use that membership to better my body. I can't let Ivory make me look wimpy in comparison."
"Frankly, we all could be a bit more active considering our line of work." Blake said as Yang was handed a coffee.
"What's up?" Ruby said walking in.
She took a frosted donut and tossed it to Zwei for him as Weiss gave her a mug of coffee.
"You guys didn't cook?" Ruby asked.
"Ruby, I came from a family that never had to cook." Weiss said. "I don't know how."
"I just woke up." Yang said before belching.
"Not really the best cook." Blake said. "We got cereal."
Ruby looked through the cupboard finding some cereal as the four had a bowl of it before BWY went off to get dressed to go. Yang had returned to her golden yellow tube top only with her Signed Ace Jacket, the leather jeans, and the dinosaur sneakers. The yellow bandana with a skull was tied around her right bicep. Weiss came out in her Basic Iris Tunic, the basic Cuffed Shorts, and the Basic Token Sneakers. Her blue bandana was tied around her neck, but not over her mouth. Blake came out in the hoodie from last night, the rocker pants, and the camo boots. Her black bandana was tied hanging from a belt loop.
BRWY left the home with the System suggesting Ruby to get her car or at least get to a vehicle.
"I need my own personal wheels." Weiss said getting her Savannah out of the garage.
"Your wheels are at least customized." Yang said getting her Buffalo S.
Blake got her Stinger as Ruby looked through the parking lot before spying a motorcycle, a Freeway. She got on and started it up. The System saw fit to 'fast travel' the girls to a nearby hair salon before the system explained they could go in here or any other place like to get their hair done. The four went in with the System telling their first styling is free.
As they went to the glowing marque, they got seated and a menu came up with options. However, they were a bit floored that their default hairdos were rather cheap.
"5 dollars to return to my glorious long hair? Whatever." Yang said cycling through a few options.
Each member's menu had different hairstyles, which had a short list of ten styles aside from their defaults.
"Killer Bee?" Yang said selecting it.
Her hair was now styled into two braided pigtails with a large forelock on her head.
"I never thought I'd see Yang with braids." Ruby remarked.
"Figured I'd say something new. Besides, I can literally change it back for 5 dollars." Yang said before confirming the style to keep it.
Blake got her in a style called 'Reluctant Ninja' putting her black hair divided in three angular bangs at the front, in the back it her twin ponytails are about mid-thigh length and held back tightly in a topknot.
Weiss made the mistake of hitting random and got a punk rock hairstyle. Her hair's ends were dip-dyed black with the right side of her head shaved with snowflake designs on it. The hair was now chin length.
"Why does my original hairdo cost 200 dollars?!" Weiss said as the others laughed.
Ruby would get her hair styled into two Chinese-style buns on her head with short fringe-bangs. The four departed to their cars before being fast traveled to the next location, a tattoo parlor in Vinewood, Blazing Tattoo. Same deal as the hair place but tattoos and piercings, Ruby was geeked to get a tattoo. Weiss deciding against a tattoo but did get stud earrings. Yang got the *Makin' Money* tattoo on her torso right above her bust.
"Real classy." Weiss said sarcastically as Yang flashed a grin and thumbs up.
Yang was wincing a tiny bit from the pain.
"You can pierce nipples?" Ruby said looking through the options. "I think I'll just take an ear piercing."
A simple barbell piercing on her ears and as for the tattoo? The *Thorny Rose* on her lower left arm. Blake got a triple helix piercing on both ears before picking the *Dragons* on her right arm. They'd leave the parlor with Yang feeling pretty good about her new tatt as they got in their cars. This time, they were taken to an area between Davis and Rancho where a Binco lay…one that looked rather old.
The System basically give them the explanation that through their journey, they will unlock more to explore. It also warned that wearing certain colors in certain areas will get gangs to either harm you or support you. The 'mission' was considered completed and the System gave them each a $250 gift card to Binco.
Weiss looked up Binco on her phone.
"Binco. Low-quality clothing at low prices. Where fashion's rejects come to die." Weiss said shaking her head. "Well, we have to go start somewhere."
"Considering we don't have much clothes to begin, I am not complaining." Yang said as they went in.
The clothing design was delightfully early 1990's, and the four had a clothing spree. Weiss tried to at least get clothes that she considered fashionable. Yang walked out with her new Dogtags around her neck and a cowboy hat. Ruby swapped out the track top for an Eris T-Shirt. Blake and Weiss did not change their clothes but had made purchases.
"At least we have more clothes." Blake said. "So, what do you want to do with the rest of day?"
"We could take Zwei to a park." Ruby said as Blake looked up at the sky.
"Why not? It's a nice day out." Blake said getting in her car.
They picked up Zwei and ended up as a small park in Vinewood Hills. Ruby was playing with Zwei as the rest of the team sat on a bench.
"To think we can just sit and shoot the shit now." Yang said wistfully. "Not having to worry about the Grimm."
"These people here have it so good." Weiss said.
"Well well, if it isn't, the Chinese Dragon herself." Lamar said coming up.
"Eyy, Lamar. What's up?" Yang said high-fiving him.
"Just chillin' with Frank and Chop." Lamar said before seeing Chop and Zwei playfully fighting over a flying disc. "Yo, Frank. You got to meet them, Ivory's charges."
Franklin came up and he certainly got their attention. Six feet tall, dark, and handsome. Yang surmised to herself he had a be a few years older than them. Fit and firm in a green L.S. sweater, black t-shirt, blue stonewashed jeans, and boots.
Yang purred giving Franklin a wink as Ruby came up with Zwei.
"Hey there, I'm Yang." Yang said flirtatiously.
"He's already taken by another blonde." Lamar joked. "Though I'm surprised you're getting away with sleeping with your partner's daughter."
"Man, shut up!" Franklin playfully snapped. "Michael's cool with me and Tracey. The real hurdle was Trevor's ass."
Yang sighed.
"Ay, don't sweat dragon girl, your boy Lamar is still single." Lamar said with a wink.
Blake and Weiss snickered as Ruby came up with Zwei and Chop.
"Anyway, I'm Blake. That's Weiss. And the one holding Zwei is Ruby. We're Team Breakaway." Blake said.
"Cool, I'm Franklin." Franklin said. "And thanks for making sure this dumbass didn't get himself killed."
"Man, why you gotta be so cold, man?" Lamar remarked.
"Because I know your ass can get people into trouble. I warned you about Stretch, and you didn't listen." Franklin said with a sigh.
"But it worked out." Lamar countered.
"Yeah, yeah." Franklin said as Chop came up to his legs.
"I wish things worked out between us and Ivory. That woman is a total…" Yang said looking around to ensure Ivory was nowhere near. "Asshole."
"Ivory's been the fourth wheel to the trio, she's a bit of a mix of all three of us. She still in the game with that business of hers." Franklin said going down to pet Chop.
Lamar got a text on his phone and grinned.
"Ah yeah, I just got a text from Velvet. New shit in stock at the XanTech store. I'm hoping to get my ass a kick ass shattergun. A gun that shoots down three or four in one go, sign me up." Lamar said geeked up.
"We'll come with." Blake said curiously. "Yang, you're carrying Zwei this time."
"Fine." Yang said.
As the group all went to get their rides, Ruby saw that her motorcycle was in the midst of being jacked by members of the Lost MC.
"I got this." Ruby said getting her sniper out.
From a distance, Ruby took aim and sniped out each out one with a shot to the heart.
"Damn, that was straight professional." Lamar said as Ruby put it away. "You have family in the military?"
"Nah, my uncle was just really good with a sniper. Taught me everything." Ruby said as they came up to see the corpses.
Ruby swiped $500, pistol ammo, and shotgun ammo off of them. Ruby decided to take the jacket off the dead girl.
"What? Figured we'd need it for a disguise." Ruby said.
"Actually, that's a good idea." Blake said taking one off of another corpse. "Weiss, Yang, take the other two and let's go."
Once they did, Ruby spied a Hexer and decided to take it but not unpinning a grenade to give her old Freeway and the bodies a sendoff. Ruby raced away from the explosion soon to draw the attention of the fire department. Over at the XanTech store, our 'heroes' walk to see Velvet with four others helping around the place.
"Welcome to XanTech. I see you got my text, Lamar. I know you came requesting a shattergun, and it seems Ivory wanted to help us all. We now carry up to Level 7 stock and we're beginning to sell Naruto merch which includes throwable ninja weapons, clothes, and explosives." Velvet said jovially. "Kon, please get Lamar the Master Spiral Spreader."
"Ninja weapons?" Blake inquired.
"Who's the squirt squad?" Yang asked.
"Oh, they're from Remnant too…well another one. The little one's Kon, the pompadour guy is Gio, robotic looking one is Sera, and the tough looking one is Megumi." Velvet introduced.
"Kon reminds of me Ronl." Ruby said.
"He's my uncle." Kon said getting Lamar the shattergun in question. "Here, that'll be $313."
Lamar bought the gun with an excited grin and a desire to use it on some Ballas. Ruby was looking through the new stock and made some purchases. She put down an Aluminum Endsville Slugger, Cactus Cannon, a pack of smoke bombs, Improved Cuffed Shorts, Konoha replica red ninja sandals, Western Hat, and a roll of kunais on the counter.
"Ok, just letting you know buy that melee weapon that you'll replace what you have in the slot. You down for that?" Velvet asked as Ruby nodded. "Good, that'll be thirty-five hundred."
Ruby paid up and those items vanished to the inventory with her weapons being put in her weapon wheel.
"This is painfully ironic. I used to be richest of my group, now I'm the poorest." Weiss said putting a Luxury Rifle on the counter. "I'll just take this."
"Here." Kon said tossing her 5 Gs. "You need it more than me."
"Oh thanks, Kon. That's real nice of you." Weiss said.
"Well, if I have a task for you to pay me back, I'll let you know." Kon said kindly.
Weiss got her Basic Iris Tunic upgraded to a higher quality Iris Tunic. She even bought the Alpha Blacklight Shirt, Pants, and Shoes. Then, she found a Konoha Chakra Blade before taking it to Velvet.
"Any chance of a rapier version of this?" Weiss asked.
"No, but I can get you a straight sword version. Best I do for you." Velvet said as Weiss nodded.
"I'll also take a roll of kunais and smoke pellets." Weiss said as Velvet got her the sword. "How much?"
"All that will amount to 4,000." Velvet said as Weiss paid up. "You blade will replace your knife in the slot."
"That's fine. Knifing a person isn't my style." Weiss said.
Blake decided to get some ninja gear with kunais, shurikens, and other tools.
"You serious about this weapon?" Franklin said holding a Pop Gun. "This can't be…"
Franklin fired it by accident to which an icy blast ended up going out the door Kon opened and freezing the tire of a Ballas car causing to crash into a mail bin. The Balla did not even wear a seatbelt…thus he went through the windshield.
"I take it back." Franklin said looking at it. "Know what? I'll take it."
He paid for it mostly because the idea of a freeze ray was just too much to pass up, and he also got something else for himself and Trace.
Blake got the ninja equipment alongside Temari's Part II Kimono, black ninja sandals, and a pack of exploding tags.
"$4,000 flat for everything." Velvet said as Blake paid. "Pleasure doing business."
Yang was in the midst of a struggle of what to buy.
"Hey, Franklin. Guess who I am?" Lamar said wearing a Basic Mean Jacket.
"Stupid?" Franklin asked.
"Why yes I am a stupid Balla." Lamar sniped.
"Man, the Ballas really ruined purple. I can wear my purple shoes without people thinking I'm one of them. Plus, a Balla tried to steal my shoes." Kon said sourly.
"Where is he so we can…" Megumi said only for Kon to reveal that he had his uncle deal with it. "Well, he's toast."
Said Balla's organs were being harvested and used to for transplants. Ronl could not waste decent organs.
Lamar took off the jacket before getting a Basic Green Jacket.
"You got a variant of this outfit?" Yang said showing Velvet the pieces of the Yamanaka set. "It's in purple. I don't want to be mistaken for a Ballas."
"The only alternate available is bright orange." Velvet said as Yang sighed. "I can get put in word for the more stock from other worlds, but that's time. And only person I know who can get you it quicker is Ivory."
"Oh my gosh, a Strawberry Bunny Bag!" Ruby said tossing it to Velvet.
"20 bucks." Velvet said Ruby tossed her the cash.
Yang was able to get the Bad Max Set sans the Helmet for $400 with Velvet tossing in a few Caliente Bombs on the house. As our protagonists and side dish left, Velvet had some words for BRWY.
"If you do need cash or discounts, I may have jobs available for you. Just call me if you're interested." Velvet said as they were out of the door.
"You goin' to see your bae?" Lamar joked.
Franklin just got in his car.
"May as well join you." Blake said getting in her car. "I want to see Sun."
What they arrived to was a pizza party with Ivory there laughing with Michael. The four girls would finally meet Michael and Tracey.
"What a surprise. Michael, I want you to meet the new kids on the block. Blake Belladonna, Ruby Rose, Weiss Schnee, and Yang Xiao Long." Ivory said introduced.
"Hey Frank." Tracey said briefly exchanging a kiss with her boyfriend.
"Ivory, I wasn't expecting you." Yang said nervously.
"I just had my girls' day, and I wanted to hang out with my friends while watching the Mexico Trilogy!" Ivory said excitedly. "Oh, and there's also you meeting Fulani."
"Fulani Maaram." Fulani said.
"A rattlesnake faunus. That's a surprise." Blake said as she rolled her eyes.
"We're just waiting for Kon and his friends to finish their shift to get over here…and also wait for Trevor to get here." Ronl said. "Which is why we don't want you here now, you're not ready for Trevor."
"By the way, I noticed you need a personal ride, Weiss. And Yang still needs a safehouse. Tell you what, because you've been hard at work. I will help you both." Ivory said writing down something on two pieces of paper before giving it to her. "Weiss, go to the directions on that paper and ask for Simeon. Show him the second note and he'll give you a car for free. The dipshit owes me one."
"I can help with the safehouse matter." Fulani said. "And all I ask for is $100."
Yang paid the price and was given a key.
"Bilingsgate Motel. Room number 9. You can use it as a safehouse for the time being." Fulani said kindly.
"Thank you…." Yang said awkwardly.
"Now, I've sent $20k into your accounts. Use it to customize your rides, now shoo!" Ivory said making the motions.
"Wait, isn't that hotel in Vagos hood?" Franklin asked.
"Yes, but Yang wears yellow most of the time so they won't bother her…hopefully." Ronl said.
Team BRWY promptly left as Franklin gave Tracey the tunic.
"So, get this, I got this thing from that same shop. Practically a freeze ray." Franklin said as Jimmy took it. "What are you…"
"Watch this." Jimmy said getting a glass of juice.
He turned it over but shot the about to be spill with the gun freezing it into a rod of ice.
"I heard these things coat their icy blasts with frozen juice." Jimmy said giving the Pop Gun back before breaking the rod in two. "Try it."
Franklin took it and took a lick.
"Well shit, ammo that can make frozen treats. My kid self would have killed for this." Franklin said.
"Think you can freeze my wine, dear?" Amanda said raising her wine glass.
"I swear Ivory, you're backing people who sell the goofiest of weapons." Michael said with a laugh.
"Ain't no party 'till Trevor's here!" Trevor said walking in with XanTech merch. "Passed by that little shop you've been back, and I love it. Makes me feel the best parts of childhood. And this Catcus Canon is cool. Used it to blow up a gangster. Man, that felt good."
"With recent profits, we may be seeing hoverboards on the streets." Ivory said with a wink.
"And I want one." Trevor said. "So, what's the movie we watchin'?"
"The Mexico Trilogy. And weren't you supposed to meet your new assistant?" Ronl asked.
"Oh, that's not until next week. Man, having an assistant is going to make things a lot easier." Trevor said. "And Mexico Trilogy?"
"Oh man, it's so cool. I've only seen clips on the internet, but it's all out a mariachi player becoming the biggest badass in Mexico!" Ivory gushed. "And it's full of violence and guns!"
"Fuck yeah, let's do this!" Trevor said.
Sun was geeked up, as was his team. Kon and his friends would come, and the party would begin. Team BRWY would split up. Ruby decided to go home and relax citing she was done for the day. She already had her car customized the way she liked it. Weiss had to drop her Savannah in the garage and Yang had to drop Weiss off at Premium Deluxe Motorsport.
She walked in and the System pointed out who Simeon was. The guy reminded her way too much of her father.
"Ah, another customer. Little lady, welcome to Premium Deluxe Motorsports. How can I…" Simeon said.
"Ivory sent me." Weiss said as Simeon went ghost white.
What Weiss did not know was that the reason Simeon's business was still up was when it was closed and under investigation…Ivory bought it out and put Simeon in charge of working there to 'pay back the debts'. He was very afraid of her…she put the fear of women being crazy in him. Considering she murdered several dozen of the Armenian Mob and they refused to help Simeon get out from under her, he was right to fear her.
"Miss Viridian? She's here?" Simeon said looking around.
"No, she sent me." Weiss said giving him the note.
"Directions?" Simeon said only for Weiss to give him the other note. "Oh. Well, let me show you the cars. The quicker, the better!"
Simeon showed her several cars before she chose the second-generation Coquette.
"Excellent choice. She's all yours…would you like some customization?" Simeon asked.
"Yes, and I'll even pay you $5,000. Act of kindness after all…" Weiss said offering the money.
He took the bait. He knew it was bait, but he wanted to make some level of profit. The options at Simeon's were limited, but Weiss could live with getting an Armor Upgrade 20% on the car with general improvements all around. She was willing to put up with it as she could buy upgrades for her car later. She got it the hood double vented, painting the car a metallic diamond blue paintjob, white neon on all ends, bulletproof tires with midnight blue Shadow rims, blue tire smoke, turbo tuning, a Super GT spoiler, and most importantly…nitrous. She got her emblem decaled on the hood.
"Thank you, Simeon, your nephew was amazing." Weiss said tipping Sacha $500 dollars.
She got in her new personal vehicle and raced it out of the garage. She did not see Simeon snatch that tip away from his nephew. As for Blake and Yang over as Los Santos Customs, they were a bit careful with spending. Thankfully for them, a general paintjob using a basic color base was 100 dollars. To Yang's relief, Franklin's previous upgrades to the car still held. The car already had the second-best armor upgrade, brakes, suspension, and transmission which Yang could focus on her car's appearance much to her pleasure especially with the engine having a level 2 upgrade.
She got Dual Titanium Exhaust, Black Open Grille, Ram Air Hood, Xenon Lights, Yellow on Black Plates (which she had 'Ember' on them), Roll Cage and Chassis Upgrade, Carbon Roof, Carbon Wing Spoiler, Limo tinted Windows, and Blade rims. She got the call painted yellow with an eastern dragon design on the hood which her purchases totaling just a little over 10k.
"Ah yeah, now it's a Yang car. All I need is a motorcycle to replace Bumblebee…I miss her." Yang said turning forlorn.
"You're going to get a better bike, trust me." Blake assured as Yang nodded before taking off.
Blake's Stinger did have a few upgrades on the engine, armor, brakes, suspension, and transmission, but they were only one step above stock. Blake figured it was better than nothing considering it came with nitrous.
Blake got Xenon Lights, white neon all around her car, Carbon Inferno rims painted carbon black, and black tire smoke before getting her Stinger painted a metallic black with her emblem painted on the roof all costing her a bit over 11k including the custom plates that said 'BRWY1'. In the mood for a drive, she decided to head back to Whetstone. Yang came to the arrival of the motel and parked in her 'designated' parking spot. She got out only to see a two Vagos on the steps.
"Boys, excuse me." Yang said.
"Fuck off, puta. We're in the middle of-"
Yang decided to try out her new brass knuckles on that gangster's skull. His buddy whipped a knife only for Yang to uppercut him. She promptly had him by his throat.
"Look, I'm sorry! I didn't know you were a real Vago!" The Vago cried. "Look, wait! See that motorcycle behind you!"
Yang took slap his knife away before looking back to see a PCJ-600 in the parking lot.
"It's yours. Just let me go!" He pleaded.
"Fine." Yang said as he tossed her the keys before running away.
That Vago was hit by a car and Yang turned to the second one and shot him before taking the 1,000 he had and his pistol ammo. She smirked to see she now had a personal bike.
"Hello, Bumblebee Mark 2." Yang said happily before going up to her motel room.
She went in to see it was basic. A bed, a bathroom, a closet, and a kitchen. Yang was just glad for her own place and it even had television.
"Crap, I got to go grocery shopping for this place." Yang said before going into her closet. "Might as well try on the new clothes."
She kept her dog tags, but swapped to a black tank, urban camo pants, and black low-top kicks.
"I need some shades." Yang said before leaving the house.
Current Stats:
Ruby - $105,480 [PV: Sabre Turbo] – Current Weapons: Fist, Aluminum Endsville Slugger, Pistol, Pump Shotgun, Flamethrower, Sniper Rifle, Catcus Cannon, Grenades, Kunais
Weiss - $18,375 [PV: Coquette] – Current Weapons: Fist, Chakra Sword, Pistol, Mirco SMG, Luxury Rifle, Molotov Cocktails, Kunais
Blake - $30,285 [PV: Stinger] – Current Weapons: Fist, Katana, Pistol, SMG, Sawn-Off Shotgun, AK-47, Minigun, Grenades
Yang - $14,282 – [PV: Buffalo S, PB: PCJ-600] Current Weapons: Brass Knuckles, Chainsaw, Pistol, Pump Shotgun, Caliente Bombs
(A/N: Yang got her new Bumblebee, Weiss got her own car, and everything is set up for more jobs in the future. Now that each member has their own place. I am pin missions for them to do solo. Yes, each one will get a solo mission next time.)