Preface

Dance of the MothsPosted originally on the Archive of Our Own at /works/17259830.

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Mature

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Underage

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F/F, F/M

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Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling

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Fem!Harry Potter, James Potter, Danny Potter (OC), Blaise Zabini, Dante Zabini (OC), Theodore Nott, Draco Malfoy, Daphne Greengrass

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Female Harry Potter, Wrong Boy-Who-Lived (Harry Potter), Politics, Magical Theory, Alternate Universe - Creatures & Monsters, Rituals, Sane Voldemort (Harry Potter), Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder - PTSD, Child Abuse, Roman Catholicism, Bigotry & Prejudice, Dark Magic, Dark Harry Potter, Pagan Festivals, Knights of Walpurgis, Seduction to the Dark Side, Veela, Fae Magic, Vampires, Wyverns, Self-Denial, Bi-Curiosity, Internalized Homophobia, Fae & Fairies, Female Blaise Zabini, Families of Choice, Child Abandonment

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Published: 2019-01-01 Updated: 2020-04-25 Chapters: 25/? Words: 98864

Dance of the Moths

by Sage_Nameless

Summary

Curious and open-minded, Iris Potter slowly uncovers the truth about the magical world, despite the warnings of her brother and father. What are the Old Rites, why is numerology a dark art, and why does she keep blushing whenever Blaise and her bond-mate look at her?

Prepare for magical theory, politics, paganism, creatures, a twin, romance, and above all, self-discovery.

Chanting Vultures

Chapter Notes

See the end of the chapter for notes

On the 17 th of December 2003, Albus Dumbledore, Headmaster of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, Chief Warlock of the Wizengamot, and lifelong champion of light magic, was absolutely and completely shocked for the first time in nearly forty-five years.

He started off the day as any other. He woke up at five in the morning to the crows of his Phoenix companion Fawkes, and then spent two hours reading tomes for personal interest, followed by three dealing with paperwork from his various political duties. After he finished his last form, he headed down to his brother's bar in Hogsmeade to hold several interviews for newly-open teaching positions.

As he arrived in the bar thirty minutes before his first interview, Albus mentally prepared for his first interviewee. He remembered Severus Snape from his days as a student, where he and the group of friends known as the "Marauders" would often share his office, shooting stern glares at each other after some humorous prank or another.

He knew that at least in those days, Severus had a serious tendency to overreact, often decrying the Marauders' harmless pranks as "bullying", and spending the rest of the week skulking around and snapping at his peers when Albus wouldn't let him get his way.

Albus could never prove anything, but he had strong suspicions that Severus had dabbled in dark magic like many of the other Slytherins. Albus was suspicious ever since Severus's fourth year, where he had recovered from the broken ribs he received from a prank in a single day. Albus didn't care how hale and hearty you were, that type of healing was only possible with the darkest of self-sacrifice rituals.

Nodding at his brother as he moved down to sit down at the bar, Albus was surprised to see that his second interviewee had already arrived, and was currently nursing a bottle of sherry. He looked at Aberforth questioningly, and received only a shrug in response.

"She's been there for the past two hours, said somethin' 'bout 'the fates' tellin' her to come here early."

Albus raised a single eyebrow—a skill he had honed through years of practice—and simply stared at Aberforth, who finally failed to hold back a chuckle.

"Strangely enough I don't believe her, given that her fates are tellin' her to come here right 'round when my drinks' cabinet opens, and not a minute before."

If Albus had low expectations for Severus, then his expectations for his other interviewee were positively abysmal. He had only met Sybil Trelawney once, at a lecture on the prophecies of her many-times Great Grandmother Cassandra, but even that brief encounter was enough to sour any future interactions.

She was very clearly drunk, and had almost knocked over a book display with her stumbling, and had loudly proclaimed that she had received a horrible omen of the end of the world in the bottom of her teacup, but that grand cosmic powers were preventing her from revealing her knowledge. Needless to say, she hadn't impressed any of the seers at the event, who were used to displays of eccentricity from their colleagues, and had left an even worse impression on Albus, who wasn't.

Naturally, Albus didn't let any of this show on his face as he slid over to where Sybil was sitting. He smiled up at her, greeting her warmly. "Sybil! How wonderful to see you again!", he said. "Since you've arrived fortuitously"—he suppressed a wince as Sybil perked up—"early, why don't we start our interview now? I'm sure Severus wouldn't mind waiting an extra half-hour." If Severus's current temper bore any resemblance to the constant irritation and rage he showed at school, Albus seriously doubted this, but as little as he wanted to deal with one of Severus's tantrums, he wanted to make pleasant small talk with Sybil even less. If he remembered her correctly, she would most likely respond to a question about the nice weather by predicting his death from the cloud patterns, or something equally ridiculous.

Once they were situated in one of Aberforth's private rooms, he began the interview. Unfortunately, it seemed his memory was correct, and her responses to Albus's questions were even more ridiculous than he expected. In her answer to the very first question, she had cited the fated occurrence of "great and terrible" events at Hogwarts as her reason for applying to the position, but when pressed for details, claimed that she was cursed by the fates to forget her foreknowledge whenever she would attempt to speak of it.

However, almost halfway through her interview, when she was expositing in that irritatingly dreamy voice of hers about the virtues of wine-stains as a divinatory tool, she dramatically and very abruptly froze in place, cutting herself off in the middle of a sentence. Albus barley paid it any mind at first, expecting her to "re-awaken" in the next minute to warn him of some vision of ill omen. But suddenly, startling Albus, she began to speak in a deep, rasping voice; one fit more for demons than wizards.

The one with the power to vanquish the Dark Lord approaches...

Born to those who have thrice defied him, born as the second month dies...

And the Dark Lord will mark them as his equal,

But they will have power the Dark Lord knows not...

And either must die at the hand of the other,

For neither can live while the other survives...

The one with the power to vanquish the Dark Lord will be born as the second month dies...

Albus was stunned. In all his years of study, he had only heard of events such of this, a true messianic prophecy. Unlike the predictions of diviners—a category he was now completely certain Sybil was not a member of—the prophecies of an oracle were are absolute, foretelling fated events as decreed by God himself.

He had never heard of such a gift arising randomly in the population before, if he didn't see it with his own two eyes, he wouldn't have believed it was possible. Perhaps Sybil's family were famous "lost descendants" of the Prophet Obadiah? Were they related to the true magical branch of the Cohens? For a moment, Albus mourned the political implications of this prophecy: a confirmed oracle in the modern day and age would be a groundbreaking discovery for the field of divination.

It was, however, those political implications which were by far the most incredible aspect of this event. If he had not heard them from the mouth of magic, Albus would never have believed that a total victory was possible. Tom—obviously the "Dark Lord" of the prophecy, as he was one of the few dark wizards to reclaim that title for himself—was months away from a complete strategic victory; the war planners for the Light expected a Death Eater raid on the ministry within half a year.

The light populace of the country was broken, either cowering in fear, or beginning to experiment with the dark ritual magics which Tom advocated, growing sympathetic towards his cause thanks to Tom's excellent propaganda. Minister Bangold had only exacerbated this situation with her "chuck-'em-all-in-Azkaban" policies, as one Order Member had described them, turning the population against an unforgiving ministry. If the ministry didn't do the proper thing and allow those caught to seek a true, proper redemption, Tom would seduce more and more of the innocent populace of the wizarding world into experimentation with dark and dangerous ritual magics, and sympathy with the dark creatures and abominations who made up the majority of his army.

The messiah of the war seemed to be a child who would be born in February, barley two months away. The next year was to be a leap year, and so the "death" of the second month obviously referred to the 29 th, an especially rare event, suitable for such a weighty destiny. Dozens of possible subjects ran through Albus's mind, most notable the Potters and the Longbottoms, both of which had due dates at the end of February. Albus considered that the child indicated could be one from a common, unremarkable couple, but quickly discarded the notion. If there was any child who would be in a position to defeat Tom, after all, it would be one raised by some of Tom's fiercest opponents.

Albus planned his next steps with incredible care and precision. He knew that the existence of this prophecy would prove invaluable in the war effort, having the ability if managed correctly to revitalize the flagging light masses into a new wave of opposition to Tom's goals. The exact details obviously couldn't be revealed, but the existence of a child who would defeat Tom? Releasing that information to the public would bolster the war effort immensely.

If he implied in his statement that the subject of the prophecy was a child, not an unborn fetus, then the existence of the prophecy itself could even be turned into a weapon. Tom would waste valuable weeks, even months, doggedly investigating the children of his enemies to find his prophesized vanquisher: weeks and months in which he would be terrified and distracted, a situation which would drastically reduce the competency of even history's greatest military commanders.

Yes, the potential loss of older children and their families in such a campaign would be tragic, but Albus had long ago hardened his will to the necessary sacrifices which came with being a leader of men; especially a leader of men dedicated to peace, justice, and unification. The lost lives would be tragic, yes, but what were the lives of an unaligned, unimportant family in the face of the light's most capable warriors, and the child who would end the war with the dark for good?

Looking to Sybil, slumping in a daze after the traumatic process of channeling the will of God, he knew that the very first thing he needed to do, even before attempting to determine the identity of the prophecy child and its parents, would be to protect the oracle in front of him at all costs.

Albus shuddered. The threat of someone, using the dark arts to invade Sybil's soulscape and find the subconscious memory of the prophecy was too great to ignore. This was especially true given Tom's own prodigal aptitude at soulscape manipulation, and the basic competency of every wizard in his employ at that branch of the dark arts. Additionally, Albus couldn't deny that he was greatly interested by the idea of a personal oracle, able to predict the actions and fates of his enemies at various turning points of the war.

The only problem was, how exactly was he to protect her? He could place her home under powerful wards, but that would practically act as a glowing signpost to the creatures in Tom's army with the ability to sense magic. The minute Albus revealed the prophecy, they would be looking high and low for a seer, especially a seer under the protection of Dumbledore. He could have used the fidelus, the most powerful ward he knew of, but absolute trust in a person was the keystone to that ward, and as far as Dumbledore could recall, Sybil didn't really have anyone in her life that really liked her all that much.

However, sending her away to live in anonymity with only discrete monitoring would be perhaps even more dangerous. An Oracle's prophecies could emerge randomly at any time, and it would only take one report to the ministry of an unknown seer to bring Tom's investigation, which Albus would be powerless to stop due to his self-imposed distance.

No, it seemed virtually impossible to deflect suspicion from Sybil, as even the most cursory of examinations by the Hogwarts Board (controlled by the Death Eater Lucius Malfoy) into Dumbledore's schedule would see him meeting with a supposed diviner several days before he releases news of a major prophecy. Instead, Albus would need to take precautions with the assumption of Sybil's discovery already in place.

Rapidly, the easiest and most secure option dawned on him, as his mouth began to pinch in an irritated scowl. The one place in which Sybil would be most secure, and already have a legitimate, unquestionable reason for remaining there, would be inside the wards of Hogwarts itself, serving as the divination instructor.

Even for an elective course such as divination, meant to be taken by only those who possessed the sight by creature magic or luck of birth, Albus was loath to hire such an obvious incompetent into his school. Despite the necessity of at least some degree of political motives in every decision of the staff of Hogwarts, Albus was an academic at heart, and truly valued Hogwarts' function as a place of learning above any other, despite the necessity of its function as the so-called "Bastion of Integrationism", the unassailable political stronghold of the Light.

Suddenly, Albus perked up, straightening from the slouch he hadn't even realized he had entered. When one ignored the educational travesty of Trelawney's hiring, Albus could resurrect one of his discarded plans for the empty position, and turn that hiring into s a devastating, yet subtle political blow against the forces of dark magic. After all, numerology—the basis of ritual magic, the foundation of every dark discipline—was only taught as a portion of the Divination class thanks to the efforts of various Light headmasters over the centuries.

While a change in teacher may not lower the users of dark magics in the present—especially with Tom attempting to raise sympathy for those foul arts as "misunderstood"—by having the teacher for the foundations of dark magic, however inadvertent, be barely worthy of the role she was hired for, he could turn the interest of unaligned students away from dangerous and corrupting magics, and discredit the dark arts in the eyes of students from dark families, perhaps even turning them away from their families' chosen sins entirely.

Yes, Albus concluded, he would immediately hire Sybil Trelawney as the new Hogwarts Divination professor, and then immediately schedule a meeting with the Potters and Longbottoms, telling them of the existence of the prophecy, and its possible subjects in their children. Then, after careful consultation and revision, he would announce a modified form of the prophecy by early January at the latest, both bolstering the beaten-down forces of the light, and deflecting Tom's suspicions onto older children.

As Albus reached his final decision, Sybil, finally coherent, began to apologize profusely. "Oh I am so terribly sorry Albus dear, but the inner eye cannot be put on schedule!

She babbled on about some awful tragedy at the school or other, complimenting her monologue with suitably grand and mysterious hand motions, and a series of rapid blinks behind her large glasses.

Albus smiled indulgently. "Oh that's perfectly alright Sybil. In fact, I believe that our time is just about up!", he said, rising slowly from his uncomfortable wooden chair. "You've most certainly convinced me of your gifts", he said. He clapped excitedly, and continued: "I believe that you're by far the most fit candidate for the position. The job is yours!". Sybil began to moan and swoon in a manner Albus interpret as indicative of excitement, waving her arms wildly and sending her shawls flying into Albus's face.

Even as Sybil apologized, Albus's gleeful planning continued behind his slightly vacant expression. Perhaps because of the joyful news he had received, or her part in imparting that news, but Albus found that even Sybil's irritating antics couldn't put a damper on his happiness.

As she exited the room, and brushed passed the lurking form of his next interviewee standing in the hallway—apparently Severus was still just as impatient as he was in his Hogwarts days—Albus began to feel the ever-present tension in his shoulders slowly begin to relax. For the first time in years, he truly had hope for the light's victory, and that brought him an almost improper amount of relief. After all, Albus mused, there is a certain freedom to be found in servitude, and doubly so in servitude to fate.


The Dark Lord Voldemort, formerly known as Thomas Marvolo Riddle, was having a very, very irritating day.

First, Lucius had told him of Bagnold's increased suspicion of his supporters in the Wizengamot, forcing several Lords who secretly served in his Knight of Walpurgis to be seen openly voting against measures which would make Voldemort's fight easier.

Then, on top of those setbacks, Peter Pettigrew, his spy in the Order of the Phoenix, began to madly bow in front of him and beg forgiveness for some minor transgression in the presence of dozens of other Knights, disgusting both him and them with the pathetic sniveling cowardice of one of the Knights who had sworn themselves to the protection of magic.

Needless to say, this compendium of bad news, coupled with the distinct lack of reports on any victories, set Voldemort's handsome face into a minor, but intense scowl before the day was even half over, not that any but his inner circle would notice such a thing.

This was quite disturbing, because—contrary to the beliefs of many of the sheep of the magical world—he was not normally an angry person. No, in fact, he was known by his close followers to be coldly pragmatic, at times overly so. He often laughed and smiled, yes, but that was borne out of a mocking amusement at those weaker than himself. He did, of course, deeply value and care for his closest followers, but he was too dedicated to his cause to allow for sentiment to influence his reason. Nothing was more important than the preservation of magic, nothing.

He quite honestly had no idea of how the character of the "rabid and angry Lord Voldemort" came to be, when many of his public battles gave the sheep ample evidence of his mocking, darkly amused attitude towards his enemies. He was unsure if it was some myth the public told themselves to make their political enemies sound less legitimate, the carrying over of their prejudices towards mages of other races onto his serpentine public appearance, or some other affectation of weaker minds which he was unable to comprehend. Regardless of its origin, it was the cause of no small amount of laughter among his inner circle, as they tried to reconcile the dedicated, calculating revolutionary they knew with the omnicidal berserker of Dumbledore's propaganda.

However, just as much as the stereotype of an intemperate, rage-filled Voldemort was a bit of a running joke in the Knights of Walpurgis, the whispered stories of the few times he became truly angry were the things of terrifying legend. The last time had been during his failed assassination attempt on head of the Misuse of Muggle Artifacts Office, Harold Bletchley. Dumbledore and his order had secreted the Bletchleys and their young son away, and turned their house into a death-trap. Voldemort had lost twelve Knights to the Order's Gubrathian Fire Pits, while he was trapped outside by a duel with Dumbledore. Only a few especially lucky or talented mages had ended up escaping, protected by Voldemort as they fled.

After fleeing from the trap in a towering, grief-fueled rage, Voldemort personally obliterated the wards around Forbidden Forest with the ritual sacrifice of several political prisoners, and kidnapped Pherousa, the Hogwarts Divination teacher and one of Dumbledore's staunchest supports on the staff. Three days later he left the body at the site of the trap, brutally tortured and killed over the process of days with an esoteric blood/acid transformation spell.

This event, which had happened only a few months prior, was close on the mind of one Euphemia Ziegler, recent recruit to the Knights of Walpurgis and deliverer of the Dark Lord's daily newspaper. Just by glancing at the title, Euphemia knew that the Dark Lord would not be pleased in the least by this revelation, and while she knew that the Dark Lord would never turn his wand on his own Knights, just being in the very presence of his icy fury was a terrifying concept. She should know, she was one of the escapees from the Bletchley house.

"My Lord," she said, knocking on the door to Voldemort's study, "I believe I have some news that will greatly interest you."

"Come in!"

As the anxious Knight handed the Dark Lord the newspaper, she could see the absent, neutral expression on his face morph into one of complete fury on seeing the headline. It would be a fascinating process to watch, she thought, if it didn't feel so much like standing in the den of an angry lion. She exited the room as the Dark Lord began to read the article, he pitied the poor fool who had published the piece, knowing exactly who the Knights' next target would be. She was a proud Naiad, and knew that he most likely had no care for her rights, but even so, he most likely didn't deserve the excruciating torture of an enraged Lord Voldemort.

Hope Returned: Dumbledore Reveals Prophecy of You-Know-Who's Defeat!

By: Avery Jugson

For a long while, my dear readers, I am ashamed to admit I had been planning to leave the country entirely. I had grown saddened by the continual successes of You-Know-Who's evil armies, and worried it was only a matter of time before his hordes of creatures overran our Ministry, killing off any wizard or witch in sight. I had already sent my children to foreign relatives, worrying that their Hogwarts education would soon start teaching the theory of dark rituals instead of the theory of transfiguration.

However, my friends, in the past few days, I have unpacked my bags, re-leased my flat, and cancelled my tickets at the International Portkey Office. Why, you may ask? Because, despite how increasingly unlikely the prospect of a victory might seem, this war is almost won!

This morning, the esteemed Albus Dumbledore, headmaster of Hogwarts, British Delegate to the ICW, and bastion of the light, secretly contacted me about a most startling and joyous revelation, which has assured the victory of the forces of good over the forces of evil: a prophecy!

You might not know this, readers, but a prophecy, spoken from magic itself, is a certain prediction of the future. Unlike the speculations and readings of diviners, the words of true oracles are words borne of powerful, little-understood magics, which are channeled through the seer to describe coming events. And thankfully, to my immense relief, one of these prophecies has been given about the war!

This prophecy, delivered to Dumbledore himself by an unnamed seer, tells us of a child who is destined to vanquish He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, who is currently hidden, and growing into his powers. This prophecy states that in the near future, this child will come into their own, and gain a mysterious weapon which will win this war for the light.

The unspeakables have confirmed the presence of a new prophecy, delivered to Dumbledore, and…

The article continued on for quite a while in the same vein, loudly extolling the virtues of resistance to the Knights until the chosen one arise and end the war, but Voldemort had read enough. He had to give that old, self-righteous dustbag some credit, this was a brilliant move.

He had, of course, heard the prophecy from Severus the very day it was given, and had immediately sent out several agents to discover the identities of all pregnant families with due dates in late February. He had to admit, if he had not heard the prophecy firsthand, he most likely would have fallen into the old cretin's trap, and spent months searching for the powerful wards the subject of the prophecy would be protected under.

He knew well enough that truly fighting fate was impossible, yes, but that didn't mean that it couldn't be worked around. He would have dedicated his efforts in the coming months to finding and recruiting this chosen one to his side, and perhaps changing the meaning of "vanquish" to something much more amenable to his plans. Losing a mock duel, perhaps?

His distraction, coupled with the new surge of resistance and hope the news of this prophecy would bring, would set his campaign back months, perhaps even years, and while as an immortal, that was less of an issue than his enemy might have predicted, it was still a potentially devastating setback, and one that would require a great deal of energy to even begin to rectify.

Yes, Voldemort mused to himself, he had very rarely been as impressed with his old Headmaster as he was now. As much as Dumbledore, seeking to cater to the whims of vile muggle beasts, would despise any comparison to a "goblin", a move like this would fit right in with the Coblynau, or some of the other more ruthless-minded magical races.

Unfortunately for Dumbledore, Voldemort had heard the prophecy, and as such, knew that his destined "foe" was currently a fetus gestating in its mothers womb. Right as he began to chuckle to himself at Dumbledore's awful fortune, though, he paused in thought. Even if this "chosen one" was a mere child, a prophecy was a prophecy, and as such could not be ignored. But that raised the question: how to circumvent fate, and provide the prophecy child with an avenue to "vanquish" him that wouldn't hinder his plans?

After a few minutes of deliberation, Voldemort could think of only two options. He could either kidnap the child from its parents, and then allow it to defeat him in a practice duel as soon as it was old enough, or he could attempt the "vanquishing" when it was still a child, letting it win a game of tug-of-war, or something equally simple. While Voldemort would admit to himself that the first option presented a slightly safer interpretation of "vanquishing", as well as having a certain kind of karmically retributive appeal, he was loath to leave a potential opponent alive for any longer than he strictly had to.

In the decade and a half it would take to teach the child to properly duel, any number of opportunities for "vanquishing" could arise for the child, especially if they spend a significant amount of time around Voldemort. He could see now in his minds eye a training session between the two, where a miscast piercing hex would somehow manage to penetrate his guard, and completely liquify the inside of his head. Again, as an immortal, this was far less of a concern than most would think, the horcrux resurrection ritual was a complex one, and there was always the chance that his safeguards to inform his most trusted Knights of the steps would fail, or one of those Knights would somehow botch the preparation.

No, the second option seemed much more tempting, if carrying a slightly greater risk. After killing the parents, Voldemort would, as absurdly juvenile as it seemed, enter into a match of tug-of-war with the child, and, after losing, kill them. This was the far safer option, given that unlike a teenager trained in dueling, no amount of prophecy-granted luck would allow a baby to pose a threat to a fully-grown mage, especially one of Voldemort's own considerable power and skill.

Turning back to his papers, the Dark Lord further contemplated how he would approach this delicate issue. He would need to discover who exactly the subject of this prophecy was, first of all, and then make his preparations for his "vanquishing". Afterwards, he thought, he might even be able to turn this into a blow against the "light", revealing the full contents of the prophecy, and exactly what methods he had taken to defeat it. That would certainly crush this newfound hope that Dumbledore had inspired.

Perhaps, he mused, he could even use the child's death as the sacrifice for his most recent planned Horcrux ritual. There wouldn't even be any risk of rebound from a rejection of the sacrifice, because unlike most rituals, the creation of a Horcrux actually required the consumption of the sacrifice— in this case the child's life— before the ritual's start. He already had six of his seven planned horcruxes—seven symbolizing beneficial magical enhancements in this case—and the defeat of the "prophecy child" would act as a symbologically powerful fuel for the final horcrux.

However, the creation of a new horcrux would require an attack on Beltane, the only day in which he could perform the horcrux ritual, and if he wasn't sure if he wanted to wait until May to confront his destined foe.

Crossing out a line in the legislation about loosening the regulations for the use of veritaserum, Voldemort decided on his course. He would discover the identity of the "chosen one", and use a simple game to allow them to fulfill the prophecy. Then he would kill the child, using its death to create a sixth horcrux, and then reveal the whole contents of the prophecy, and his circumvention of it, to the Daily Prophet. This may have been an exceptionally clever ploy by the decrepit old windbag and his Order of the Phoenix, but apparently, magic herself had come to the aid of her champion, giving him the tools necessary to turn Dumbledore's ploy against him, and perhaps even win the war once and for all. Yes, he mused, if crushing the hope of this prophecy child finally quelled the wizarding populace enough for him to take the ministry, this prophecy could be a very good thing. He could finally expel the muggle rot that infested his society, and build the kingdom of mages—ALL mages—which would last for as long as he lived. And "as long as he lived", he mused, was quite a long time indeed.

Chapter End Notes

AN: Chapter title is the English name of the first of the Norns, Urðr, the beginning of all things and the spinner of the weave of destiny. The Norns are the North Germanic (a.k.a. Viking) version of the concept of "The Fates": three women who spin a tapestry which controls the path of human life, a prominent motif in Indo-European religion. For example, Urðr can be seen to mirror Clotho of the Greek Morai, or Nona of the Roman Parcæ.
Chapter title was formerly "Chanting Vultures", which was a reference to The Chant of the Vultures by Edwin Markham, a poem about generals and politicians cruelly sending young soldiers to die for their personal gain.
A few clarifications to make about some of the potentially confusing elements of this fic. These will most likely be expanded upon in later chapters.
In this universe, Snape was never caught by Aberforth, and hears the full prophecy.
Please take the terms "light magic" and "dark magic" (and in general, any of Dumbledore's opinions) with a grain of salt. I promise, there's a lot more nuance there that you aren't seeing, that will come up in the next few chapters.
The terms "wizard" or "witch" and "wizarding" here do not refer to nearly all magic practitioners. Wizards and witches, are people like Voldemort, Dumbledore, and the Potters. I can't say anything more specific, because how exactly one racially classifies wizards and witches is one of the main axes for political conflict in this story.
Dumbledore, and most of the wizards of his political sect, ARE Christians in this fic. They're Catholics specifically, because thanks to the Statute of Secrecy, the Protestant Reformation didn't affect the magical world. Dumbledore himself is quite devout, while more "modern" wizards like James go to church when they can, and put religion as much less important in their lives. I myself am not a Christian, so I apologize if you are, and you feel I misrepresent any aspect of your faith.

The Labors of Fortune

Chapter Summary

In the lead-up to Voldemort's attack, James thinks about his life, and Lily is reborn. Beltane comes, and they lie in the beds they made.

Chapter Notes

See the end of the chapter for notes

On April 30 th, 2004, the Dark Lord Voldemort began to slowly walk up the winding central street of Godric's Hollow. A quick Imperius to one of the beasts swarming around him confirmed that the Potter cottage had not just been removed from the world physically, but mentally as well.

This truly was a brilliant move by Dumbledore. If he hadn't had the fortune to have recruited Peter Pettigrew, he not only would be unable to see Potter Cottage, he would have quite literally been unable to comprehend the concept of the Potters having a home in the first place.

As he began to approach the wardline for the Potter College, he reached out with his magical senses. After taking years to truly master the sorcerer's gift of soulscape manipulation, he was so completely aware of his own magic that he could reach out with it, and give himself a rudimentary form of magical echolocation. He could sense that Rookwood had been right: due to the nature of the Fidelus, and its requirement of absolute trust, no other wards could be put around the house without breaking it.

This fact greatly pleased Voldemort, because it meant that he wouldn't have to face that old man and his irritating fiery chicken. He had no doubt that if Dumbledore got involved, the simple assassination would turn into a drawn-out battle. And while he was certain that he would win that battle, or at least get away before the end of Beltane to perform his Horcrux ritual, he had no real desire to test his mettle against his former headmaster on what should be a simple mission.

Chuckling slightly at just how poor Dumbledore's luck was, Voldemort spent five minutes to draw a quick ritual circle in the ground, and sacrificed some blood to form a new anti-transportation barrier he'd been meaning to try. With the new ward in place, the Fidelus disappeared with a quiet pop, unknown to the residents of the cottage.

After ensuring the Potters couldn't escape, Voldemort stepped onto their front porch, raised his hand, and knocked. After all, he mused, even if someone had betrayed their magic, there's no reason to be rude when you kill them.


James Potter was a simple man. For all that he had matured from his days at Hogwarts, he had never really developed the complex ambitions that some of his peers had. No, for James Potter, paradise was living a simple life with his life and child, away from the hustle of the Wizarding World, and maybe flooing in to the Auror Offices a few times a week to help catch dark wizards.

While James thought there were many unfortunate things about the prophecy, namely, putting his entire family's life in jeopardy, he had to admit that the life it left him living wasn't exactly one he was too broken up about.

Sure, he wished he could still be in the field, and hated that other people were risking their lives battling the darkness while he stayed home and did nothing; but sometimes, when he curled up by the fire with his beautiful twins in their arms, he could forget about all the awful shite—he mentally apologized to his wife—going on, and just sink into the comforting warmth of his family. Even if Lily spent most of her time in her study, working on some powerful spell he wasn't allowed to know about, he still had the twins, and on those rare occasions where Lily did come and spend time with him and the twins, life was perfect.

However, now was not one of those times. Lily and James had just heard about the death of the McKinnons: Marlene was Lily's very best friend, and Adrian was one of James's fellow order members, and one of the groomsmen at his wedding. Lily had retreated to her room, doing God-knows-what, while James put on his old dragonhide armor, from his days in the auror core before they started killing, and practiced all the old combat maneuvers he remembered.

James may have loved Albus Dumbledore more than his own grandfather, and maybe even more than his own father, but sometimes, he really resented the choices the Headmaster made for the people in the Order. James was fit, he was young, and he had a cause worth fighting for! It was the height of stupidity to hole him up in a house where he could only sit and rot, instead of putting him on the front lines against He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named and the Death Eaters!

As James paced around the room, a knock sounded at the door, startling James out of his brooding.

James was confused, but ultimately, decided that Sirius must have come a day early for his weekly visits, for some reason or another. As much as James dearly loved his brother in all but blood, he would be the first to admit that Sirius could be incredibly needy and childish when it came to attention.

As James walked over to the door, grabbing the handle, his world exploded into a cascade of bright lights and splinters.


Ever since Lily Potter heard the prophecy, she was a changed woman.

Once Severus had turned traitor and revealed his overhearing of the prophecy, she knew that the Dark Lord and his Knights for Magic would come for her and her family, and that was something that Lily Potter could not allow.

She'd spent almost the entire the two months since the twins' birthday cooped up in her study, subsiding on three hours of sleep, daily pepper-ups, and three nutritional potions a day for meals. She knew that she was slowly killing her body, and that even if she stopped right now, she probably wouldn't live past forty, but she didn't care, because someone was trying to harm her babies.

She never relaxed, never took breaks, and almost never even spoke to her husband, except for telling him about the "powerful spell" she was making. Hell, she had just heard her ex-lover Marlene had died—by far her most serious relationship before James—and she barley even batted an eye. It was like the whole world melted away, both the past and the future, and the only thing left was her task, her goal.

James may have had an unshakeable faith in Albus Dumbledore to protect them, but Lily certainly did not. To be quite honest, James's idolization of the old zealot was one of the things she liked least about him, other than his occasionally bouts of Hogwarts-level immaturity. She'd heard from Severus that even during pitched battles between the Order and the Knights, James would take time to taunt his old schoolyard rival, throwing those awful insults she had thought she'd broken him out of.

Grimacing at the reminder of te feud between her husband and her best friend, she cleared her mind of extraneous thoughts, and returned to her task. The Task. She told James that it was designing some sort of spell to combat the Dark Lord, knowing her… less-than-academic husband wouldn't question such a ridiculous proposition. Really! She thought, did he think that his wife would come out of her room with some new, unblockable jet of light that would instantly kill Voldemort when it hit him? He already had the Avada Kedavra curse, and if he wasn't willing to use that, she doubted that he'd be willing to use any sort of truly game-changing spell she'd create.

No, deep inside Potter Cottage, the home of one of Dumbledore's greatest champion's, protected by Dumbledore himself, Lily Potter was working on a ritual. Like all muggleborns, she had initially been opposed to ritual magics when she entered Hogwarts, and the ideology of "seclusionism" which promoted them. She never really grew out of her dislike of seclusionism—it's hard to agree with a political position that says your parents and relatives would be better off never having known you—but after Severus had included her in a Samhain remembrance ritual in her fourth year, after her grandmother died, she had radically altered her position on all the so-called "old rites".

When she burned the myrrh and Yew wood, and bowed her head in the ritual circle, and said the prayer, she had felt connected to magic for the very first time. It was like she had been blind her whole life, and now she could see. She experienced incredible visions with this new sense, seeing her grandmother in all her youthful glory. She saw the past, present, and future, all at once, and felt an absolute peace, love and acceptance in the embrace of magic that she had only felt before as an infant in her mother's arms.

She knew she wouldn't be able to express this opinion to her husband or her friends without being crucified for it (pun absolutely intended), or being shunned for her "addiction to dark magics", but she didn't care. While as a whole, she agreed with James's political views about integration with muggles, and opposed Voldemort's campaign of terroristic violence against the nation, she had never stopped practicing the Old Rites in secret. Six times a year, she'd sneak away to her study, light an offering, and experience magic of the purest kind. There was nothing evil about that.

Now, however, with the lives of her children at stake, she dove headfirst into the more powerful, esoteric, and at times questionable uses of ritual magic. She combed the Hogwarts restricted section for books on protection rituals, and spent house cross-referencing sacrificial compendiums for the appropriate sacrifices for various different subtypes of protective intent.

She eventually settled on using a twenty-seven sided star as her base which would ensure incredibly powerful wards. Three being the numerological basis of defense and protection, and twenty-seven being the third power of three, a twenty-seven-sided star, with the appropriate sacrifice, would create a ward so powerful that it would be capable of deflecting any and all harmful magic aimed at her children. Theoretically, this ward would be so powerful it would last for almost a day after casting, ensuring that any threat would be well and truly gone before her shield dissapated. However, the price for this power, and the reason that twenty-seven was and incredibly uncommon base in ritual warding, was the necessary sacrifice: a mother's life, freely given.

Once she completed the layout for the ritual, on the day of Beltane, she knew that her days were numbered. That was alright though, it was worth it. With this ritual her children were safe, and she could finally rest easy. She could lay down her burdens and return to magic, giving her children her love in the most potent way she knew how.

As Lily began to put away her books on ritual theory, she paused as she heard a knock at the front door. She heard her husband let out a joyful shout as her heart turned to stone. She knew it in her bones: her time had come.

She cut open her arm and started bleeding, drawing a ritual circle, as downstairs, she heard the world implode with a cannon-blast.


"BAM!" Voldemort thought, laughing as he walked through the Potter's now-ruined sitting room. He would never grow tired of the "knock on the door and blast it in" routine. He absently realized that Bellatrix was right: for a seventy-something immortal sociopath, he had an unreasonable flair for the dramatic.

Curious, he looked around, trying to find the body of James Potter. "Well", he mused aloud, "he might just not be in enough pieces for me to see. He was standing directly next to the door." A moment later, Voldemort dismissed the thought; he didn't care to waste time searching through the rubble when he could be vanquishing his enemies.

Absently, he stepped over the remains of what he thought was a couch, moving through the rooms of the small cottage trying to find the nursery. He could vaguely hear a baby's cry coming from upstairs, so he headed that way. Proceeding up the stairs, Voldemort couldn't contain his satisfaction. Honestly, he took no joy in killing, he wasn't that kind of sociopath thank you very much, but the rush of defeating one's enemies, and winning a victory for the forces of justice, was a high unlike any other.

Quickly, Voldemort proceeded up the stairs, and quickly killed Severus's Potter girl, who was pathetically pleading for her life. He remembered how clever she was, and didn't want to take any chances. Ironically, it was his haste that made him miss the brief flare of cleverly-concealed designs on the ground.

Summoning a blanket from somewhere in the house, Voldemort looked for the female twin who, according to Severus, was born just a few minutes after her brother: the last magical child born on the 29 th of February. Searching the crib, Voldemort couldn't find her; it seemed that Severus had for some reason been mistaken, and that the Potters twins were both male. One had red hair, and one a bright blonde, with a lightning-bolt birthmark on his forehead.

No matter, he was planning to kill them both anyways, he thought, as he held the blanket out to the first child. As the child grabbed it, however, the source's of Voldemort's confusion rapidly became apparent, as the child had shifted from a he to a she in the time it took for her to make her first tug.

A changeling then, he thought, with the lightning bolt being their gift-mark. That explained it; Severus had been correct; he was still one of his most intelligent and skilled Knights. As Voldemort allowed her to pull the blanket from his hands, he drew the Hebrew rune Beth on his chest, which signified division and containment, to anchor the child's death for his Beltane-eve Horcrux ritual. It was ironic, he mused: he had never killed a literal child to create the "false child" of the Horcrux.

Double-checking that the blanket was still in the little changeling's hands, Voldemort stepped back and raised his wand to the her forehead. "I apologize Iris Potter, you could have been a truly great mage. Your sacrifice will be remembered in the Kingdom of Magic."

Voldemort cast his spell, and the world exploded into golden light.


Albus Dumbledore was jerked out of his peaceful slumber by the feeling of a rubber band stretching until it snapped.

Rubbing the sleep from his eyes, he took a mental catalogue of his present state using his considerable skills in occlumency. There! He couldn't feel the magical strain that came with being the anchor-point for the Potters' fidelus. He quickly putting on his battle-robes over his nightwear, and called for his ride to the Potters.

"Fawke

"Fawkes!"

When his longtime pet just sat on his perch, looking at him with what he would swear was amusement, Albus cursed.

Curse it! Tom must have finally completed that phoenix-prevention ritual he'd been working on. Albus had hoped he'd have more time, but it seemed that Tom's studies into the dark arts had accelerated ever since he'd heard the prophecy. This was a disaster!

Albus once again summoned Fawkes to him, requesting transport to the outskirts of Tom's ward, and they disappeared in a flash of fire.

Gaining his bearings after the jarring sensation of flame travel, Albus looked around at where his phoenix had taken him. CURSE IT. Tom's wards apparently stretched to cover almost the entire town. And what's worse, he wouldn't be able to use any sort of magical travel within their confines, even brooms or flying carpets, so he'd half to run to the Potter Cottage at the back of the town, wasting valuable minutes that Tom could use to fulfill his sick desires.

After about four minutes of traveling as quickly as his 123-year-old bones would let him, Albus finally could see the Potter Cottage in the distance. Unable to see the Dark Mark that signaled the end of one of Tom's assassinations, Albus put on a burst of speed, praying that one of the Potters had managed to delay Tom enough for Albus to make a difference. But as Albus rushed down the street, it became very apparent, very suddenly, that something quite strange had happened.

Albus stopped in his tracks, mouth agape, as he watched the top floor of the cottage explode in a burst golden flames.

BWOOM*

Well, that was new.


Panting with exertion from his run, Albus made his way through the crowd of muggles gathered outside, presumably wondering how on earth an ancient-looking cottage had not only sprung up in the middle of their village overnight, but exploded in unnatural fire. As he reached the doorstep, he cast the requisite spell to inform the ministry obliviation squads, and strode in through the hole in the wall that was left of the doorway.

Albus tore through the ruined living room, not even glancing at the massed rubble, and ran upstairs to the bedroom of the prophecy child, At the doorway, he paused, remembering the potential danger of the situation, and cast a few basic detection wards. When he found nothing but two children lying in the ruins of a crib, he burst through the door.

Looking around, Albus could barley believe that this used to be a child's bedroom. The walls were scorched pitch-black with magical discharge, and the metallic scent of blood hung heavy in the air. Daring to hope for the first time since he was awoken, he stepped over Lily Potter's body gaze down at the children. On seeing the female child sleeping with a bleeding lightning bolt on her face, he uncharacteristically shouted in joy.

Yes! It had come true! The prophecy had been fulfilled! Tom had obviously tried to kill the girl, Albus theorized, and opposed by the immaculate purity of the girl's soul, his curse had somehow reflected, leaving her with a bloody face, and that thin lightning curse-scar on her forehead.

However, as Albus cast his first medical detection spell on the child, he felt his blood run cold

There, focused around her forehead, he could see it: a small remnant of Tom's soul.

Oh, how Albus had hoped that the rumors weren't true. He knew his old student had delved deeply into the blackest of magics, but to split his very soul, his immortal being? Those who had performed the vilest magics and created the monstrosity known as the Horcrux had forever split themselves from the hope of salvation by mutilating their soul, and had truly sunk into the vileness and corruption of the dark arts beyond all hope.

However, now that he knew Tom had made one of those abominations, he knew he had to greatly reevaluate his plans for Iris Potter. Tom was not dead, and so her prophesized role was not over. No, like countless martyrs before her, she would need to follow the model of Christ, and give up her fleshly form for the greater good of the world.

Iris could not be raised as any sort of hero or celebrity, the way he knew she would if she was left in the world of magic. No, he knew that celebrities fled from humility and meekness, and humility and meekness would be required for the girl to willingly sacrifice her life. Once again, he cursed the lack of magical monasteries: a monastic environment would be perfect to raise the selfless martyr that the world required.

Wait? Didn't Lily have some sort of magic-hating siblings? He remembered her rants after her wedding often enough, about how her sister stormed out of the reception after decrying its "unnaturalness". That could work…

A childhood starved of affection would cultivate a martyr who valued Love above all else, and a childhood of self-denial—albeit denial of God's greatest gift to mankind—would make a martyr who valued the burdens of others far above her own. Yes, Albus thought, sizing the girl up, he would create the sacrifice the world needed: God himself demanded it.

Coming to a decision, Albus felt his soul lighten once again. Yes, it was not the overwhelming joy he felt when he thought Tom truly defeatedAlbus moved over to the other child and began to chant in archaic Latin. This was some of the most powerful magic he knew, spellcrafted by Francis Bacon himself, and he knew he would need it to give the wizarding world their defeater of Voldemort. The wizarding world needed a symbol of hope and unification, and they'd have it, while the true defeater of Voldemort would be forged into their savior.

Slowly, the tip of his wand glowing white-hot, Albus began to trace an "x" on the left side of the male child's forehead. The girl had shown the result of a cruse reflected by a spiritual purity, and Albus was not one to meddle in God's magic. He could, however, make a few small adjustments, if it meant saving more souls. He chuckled to himself as he worked: after all, when set at an angle, an "x" looks rather like a cross, doesn't it?

Satisfied with the matching curse-scars on the twins forehead—albeit caused by different curses, and for a loose definition of "matching"—Albus began to plan on who he would send the false vanquisher to be raised by. He knew a certain level of arrogance and self-centeredness would be unavoidable due to his celebrity, but that didn't mean Albus would hand him over to a family which would actively cultivate those properties. Meekness and humility were not just valuable for martyrs, after all.

Perhaps the Longbottoms? They were a grounded, loving light family, who were in a unique position to understand the burdens of prophecy: real or imagined. A boy raised by them would grow up with the perfect family: a stern father, nurturing mother, and loving brother. He would become as well-rounded and humble as any celebrity could be.

He could almost picture a Potter boy raised by the Longbottoms now as he contemplated the future. Perhaps this was why it was so surprising when James Potter burst into the room, stumbling haggardly, with Fawkes perched on his shoulder,

"James!" Albus exclaimed, unable to hide his shock. He looked over at Fawkes, who flapped his wings in the avian equivalent to a shrug, eyes still glistening.

"Headmaster, what… what happened?" James said, leaning against the doorframe. "I heard a knock at the door, and then a huge boom, and the next thing I know I'm waking up now…"

"Oh, my child… I am so, terribly sorry", he said, quickly setting his face into a suitably mournful expression. "But just a few minutes ago, Voldemort attacked your home"

James gasped. "Lily! The Twins! Is everyone alright?!"

Dumbledore forced a tear to his eye. "My boy I'm afraid… I'm afraid Lily has gone on to the next great adventure."

James almost collapsed back into unconsciousness, as his knees buckled. He fell to the floor over Lily's body, unable to comprehend what had happened.

"However, despite this great tragedy, I have hopeful news, which might present you with some comfort in this trying time." James turned to look at his surrogate father, his face uncomprehending "The prophecy has come true: young Danny has defeated Voldemort."

Chapter End Notes

Yes, the only reason James survived was because he was wearing his dragonhide armor. Dumbledore believes that Iris's lightning bolt is a remnant of Voldemort's killing curse, because he'd never actually seen her before. The Horcrux is still in Iris's forehead because that's where Voldemort aimed the curse. To clarify the timescale: Voldemort goes after the Potters at around 18:00, and plans to complete the Horcrux ritual at exactly midnight, at the start of Beltane. The (more pagan) characters in this book will repeatedly refer to the attack as happening "on Beltane", but technically it happened a few hours before. However, given that there are only three wizards alive (well, "alive" in Voldemort's case) that know the exact details of the attack, the point is rather moot for the magical world. For clarification on what "spellcrafted" means… well you'll just have to wait and find out, won't you? A shout out to everyone who left kudos, just from the first chapter: thank you so much! You've really flattered me, and I'm honored you thought my work was worth it. mon_fortis, Kismet, and Jane0Doe, thank you guys so much!

In Darkness, Searching

Chapter Summary

Meet Iris Potter.

Chapter Notes

Yes, I decided to change the name. I feel like moths are more appropriate to this story than butterflies, don't you?

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Everyone on Privet Drive who had met Iris Potter could agree on one thing: she was quiet. Too quiet. No one that knew her Aunt, Petunia, could truthfully claimed that they liked her; but, at least on the issue of Iris, she was telling the truth. Iris Potter was a strange, unnatural child.
Those that had frequently called on the Dursleys in their home could testify that she grew almost unnaturally fast, and by the age of ten, had was well into starting puberty. She had that lightning-bolt shaped scar on her forehead that never seemed to heal, almost like the battle-scars Mr. Blake had from his time in the Falklands. Her beautiful shamrock-green eyes, which would be cooed and fawned over by the neighborhood ladies if they were on any other child, were only further evidence of her unnaturalness: they possessed a vibrancy and almost glowing luminescence that almost defied normal explanation. One of her teachers even claimed that she saw them glow in the dark during a classroom naptime.
Mr. Shelton from Number 9 once compared meeting her gaze to the time he had stared down a King Cobra on a business trip to India, and the residents of Privet Drive had to agree: meeting her gaze felt like staring down an apex predator, something so dangerous and foreign to your everyday life that you freeze in shock, unable to even breathe. To be quite honest, the whole neighborhood was terrified of her.
Of course, the child, if she could even be called that, always attempted to deceive them. She'd act shy and demure, and dutifully perform all the chores around her house, but the residents of Privet Drive could see the truth. They could feel the shivers run down their spines whenever the girl walked past them, could feel her intent to break and destroy. She was like a fox in the henhouse, an unnatural aberration that even the blind and deaf could sense was out of place, and she was just waiting for the right moment to strike.
So, the residents of Privet Drive glared, and muttered, and kept watch. They pointedly ignored her cousin's quests to rid the school of her presence and save all the other children from her unnatural gaze. For the only way to stop the fox from eating the hens is to burn its nose, and the only way to save the neighborhood from Iris Potter was to burn her with their words and gazes. They saw past her façade, and they were watching.

Iris Potter was a miserable child. She knew, from watching the telly, how a child's life was supposed to be. She should be happy and carefree, running and playing in the hours after school, her biggest problems being a grounding for a poor grade on a maths test, or avoiding an overly-doting elderly neighbor.
This was very much not the world she lived in.
For the first six years of her life at her mother's relatives, she held onto hope that if she just did her chores well enough, or acted deferential enough, maybe, just maybe, her relatives would like her. Sure, her relatives may have treated her like an indentured servant, relying on her almost exclusively for every household duty, but weren't servants loved in the noble aristocratic families? Her aunt loved the dramas on Masterpiece theatre, full of proud nobility, and the servants on those shows were certainly loved and treasured.
So, Iris held out hope that if she acted the good servant, eventually her relatives would come to care for her, that some of her many efforts would be recognized and lauded. She would even have settled for a stop to their use of starvation as punishment, eradicating the painful rumbles in her stomach wouldn't keep her up in her cupboard, but she hoped for a full acceptance into the Dursley family, and for some of the love that Petunia showed Dudley to be reflected onto her.
That belief lasted until the day Vernon first hit her.
When she was seven, Vernon got demoted at work, and of course, he blamed her and her "witchy powers". It didn't matter that the reason he was demoted was calling one of the new executives at his firm a series of racial slurs in what he thought was a private email; she was present, and she was different (although she didn't understand how), so it must have been her fault. When he got home, incredibly drunk and enraged, he dragged her to his room and beat her with the belt, to "teach her a lesson" for cursing him with bad luck. He threw her in her cupboard an hour later, bruised, bleeding, and with a dislocated shoulder.
After that, Vernon began to regularly take out his rage against the problems of his life on her young body. The abuse only intensified as the years went on, and Vernon's rage only increased. On the night of her ninth birthday, Vernon succeeded in beating her into a week-long coma after he had been demoted once again for an incident involving a gay coworker. It seemed that every trouble in Vernon's life was somehow her fault, and every lash onto her body somehow served as karmic retribution for his daily middle-class woes.
Passed over for a bonus? It must be the witch's fault, cane her. Dudley almost fails a class? The freak's fault, break her arm. Got a speeding ticket? It's that witch's curse, beat her until she removes it. Never bandage her, never take her to the doctor, she'll use her freaky powers to heal herself. Don't even give her food or water, she doesn't need it.
Iris quite honestly had no idea how she'd managed to live as long as she had. She wasn't any sort of medical expert by any means, but just from the basic lessons she had in school, she knew that a human's body was just not meant to survive that kind of abuse without medical treatment, let alone heal itself with minimal scarring.
Even if she wouldn't have been dead, she would expect to at least look like one of those torture camp victims she saw on the news: thin, brittle, and covered in horrible, painful scar tissue. No instead, she was in quite good health, and aside from the pale scars that littered her back from the belts and canes, she had no medical problems. Coupled with her rapid maturation and unnaturally vibrant eyes, it was almost enough to make her consider Vernon's constant accusations of magic. Sometimes, when it was just her and her thoughts for days on end, she believed him, and prayed desperately to God to make her normal, and remove the curse her presence brought. Despite what Vernon said in his Sunday rants, God never answered her prayers.


As Iris awoke on the morning of her twelfth birthday, she thanked every deity she knew that Vernon hadn't had any bad luck in the past few weeks, and so she could spend the day relatively pain-free. Last birthday she was still recovering from a broken femur after Vernon's car wreck; she had to spend the day moaning in pain in the darkness of her cupboard.

God, she hated that corpulent bastard.

Exiting her cupboard, began to prepare her relatives' morning meals, after grabbing a few slices of bread for her own Breakfast. As the fatty, greasy breakfast sizzled in the pan, she chuckled, imagining Vernon's inevitable heart attack. Suddenly, she blanched, and had to fight to keep her breaths even. If she thought a demotion merited a bad beating, how would Vernon respond to what he saw as an attempt on his life?

She managed to calm her breathing by the time the bacon was ready, and removing it, began to set up the table as Vernon thundered down the stairs, groggily wiping the weekend sleepiness from his eyes.

Vernon scowled after the first bite, glaring at her. "Can't you ever cook right, girl? This bloody bacon is burnt on the underside! Are you stupid enough to think this is well-cooked?", he said, shoving the crispy bacon into her face.

"I-I'm sorry sir", she said, hiding a glare with her bowed head. "I'll do better next time."

"You're bloody well right you will!"

As he returned to his food, grumbling, Dudley and Petunia came down the stairs. Sitting at the table, they also made the customary insults towards her cooking before digging in, leaving her standing to the side of the table. After a few minutes, Petunia finished her small portion, and held out her plate for Iris to take up.

"Go get the mail, Dudley", she said, looking around for the Home and Garden section of the Daily newspaper.

"Make the freak get it."

"Girl, go get the mail!"

"Yes ma'am," Iris replied, and exited the kitchen.

God she hated those petty, awful, cruel excuses for human beings.

She began sorting through the mail. Junk… Advert… Junk… Coupons… Bank statement… Ms. Ir–

Iris stopped, shocked.


Miles away, in the rebuilt Potter Manor, the peaceful morning atmosphere was disrupted by a loud shout. Rushing downstairs after ensuring the safety of her four children, Miriam Potter burst into the den to see her husband's head stuck in the fireplace, his arms gesticulating wildly. What on earth had happened?

Chapter End Notes

Yes, I know that February 29th, 2016 was a Monday, but I'm pretending it's a weekend because plot.

Feel free to make plot, character, and non-Iris pairing suggestions in the comments, everyone! I think it would be absolutely fantastic if the ideas and thoughts of my very earliest viewers shaped the progression of the rest of the fic.

Let There Be Light!

Chapter Summary

So Iris, funny story...

Chapter Notes

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No one had ever written Iris a letter. Ever.

She couldn't even begin to think of who would send her something like this, let alone on such fine parchment. She briefly considered the pen pal she was assigned in Year 4, but it had been over three years, and she had never received a response in the first place.

"What's taking you so long, girl?", Petunia's shrill voice spoke up from the kitchen.

"Nothing ma'am, just sorting through the mail!" she said back, quickly stuffing the letter in her overlarge waistband to read later.

Iris's day seemed to pass by with agonizing slowness. Every chore seemed to require extra effort: the snow was extra thick, the toilet needed more bleach, and the floors seemed to have more mud than usual. But eventually, finally, her daily chores came to an end, and she retreated to her cupboard to read her letter by the dying light of the early evening.

Dear Ms. Potter,

We are pleased to inform you that you have a place at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Please find–

Iris crumpled up the paper in disgust. She'd give Dudley credit where credit was due, it had been a long time since anyone in the Dursley family had managed to get her hopes up. Iris went to sleep shook by her own sobs, and she scolded herself for believing that the Dursleys would ever let her have someone that would write her.


The next day, Iris awoke to Petunia's loud screech, and the loud banging of her cupboard door flying open.

"YOU LITTLE BRAT, DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT YOU'VE DONE!" Petunia yelled, yanking Iris's out of the cupboard, waving the prank letter in her other fist. As Vernon walked in from the car, still in his Sunday best, Petunia shoved the letter in his face. "Vernon, look! He promised me that he wouldn't be like Lily, he promised! He said that she didn't have an ounce of magic in her, so we'd never have to see any of his freaky kind again!"

Iris was shocked. She had seen Petunia angry at her before, true, but never to this extent. She would normally attribute this type of spittle-flying rage to Vernon, not to his wife. Petunia expressed her anger through biting, acidic comments, not curses and fists. For the first time in quite a while, she could honestly say that she had absolutely no idea what was going on.

"What's going on mummy?" Dudley asked from the kitchen his head buried inside of the refrigerator. "What did the freak do now?"

"Nothing Diddy-sweetums, mummy and daddy just need to have a little chat with the girl about her freakiness. Can you please head up to your room?". It truly was incredible how quickly Petunia's voice could change to a syrupy sweetness when taking to her son.

A few minutes later, once Dudley had left to play on his game console, Petunia motioned for Iris to join them at the kitchen table.

"Girl, we haven't been completely honest with you about your… heritage."

It was sign of how disoriented Iris was that she didn't even wait to be called upon to speak. "What do you mean ma'am?"

"Well, you already know that you're not a normal person, like us."

"Yes ma'am", Iris said, nodding.

"Well, you're not normal because you're a witch, from a whole society of witches."

"…"

"…

"…What?"

"Don't take that tone with me, girl. Lily got the same letter on her twelfth birthday, talking about how she had freaky powers and needed to go to a school to control them."

Iris was shocked. This was the most candid or honest she could ever remember Petunia being, and the story she was spouting sounded too fantastical to be made up. Surely, if Petunia wanted to torture her, she could have found a much more believable way to do it, one that didn't look like it physically pained her to go through?

Was it true? She had heard all her life that she was a freak, but was it just that she was really a witch? Did her relatives' abuse spring out of nothing more than petty jealousy of something they could never have? Was she really abused by Petunia and Vernon not because of some innate awfulness, but because she was more than them, better than them?

She began to re-examine her entire childhood. Vernon didn't beat her because she had cursed his luck, it was because she could curse his luck. Her neighbors didn't like her much, did they know? Were they jealous too? Just how many people were involved in this conspiracy?

Petunia interrupted her thoughts with a cruel smirk: "When you were left here, your freak father promised us that you wouldn't be like Lily. Seems like he lied, and you were just too freaky even for the freaks, eh girl?"

Iris reared back in shock.

"Wait my fath–"

Her question was interrupted by a loud knocking at the door.

"That'd be him now, he told us he'd come over to explain everything to you, and take you back to the rest of them. Good riddance, I say."

Iris was still in shock, gaping at Petunia.

"Well? Stand up girl! Go on and meet the man who spared you the abortion! Shoo, and don't come back!"

Iris, in a daze, didn't even register Petunia's acerbic comments. She walked into the entranceway and opened the door. On the step, she found a black-haired man standing on the front stoop. His hazel eyes were glowing brightly, just like hers did when she was in the cupboard at night.

"Uh… Hi Iris", he said, shuffling awkwardly.

Iris just started.

"Man, I practiced this a bunch, but I was never any good at long speeches."

Iris continued to stare

"Well, what I meant to say is: Iris… I'm… I'm your dad…"

Iris's knees buckled.

"Your birth father I mean, not like Vernon, I wouldn't try to–"

As the black-haired man continued to nervously babble, Iris sunk to the floor, hyperventilating. Witchcraft? Magic? She had a family? Abandoned? Vernon, her father figure? The continual revelations of the day proved too much for Iris's mind to handle, and chest heaving with great gasps, she blacked out.


"So…" James said over his ice cream, to Iris's blank stare. "I bet you're wondering why you didn't grow up with us."

"…"

"They told me you were dead", Iris responded in a dead tone, still half-convinced she was in a dream.

"Well, we thought it would be better that way" he said, ducking his head to hide his blush, "we thought if you never knew you had parents and siblings, you'd grow up happier".

Iris quickly hid her disbelieving look behind what she termed her "Dursley mask". If this man had even the slightest desire to take her away from Privet Drive, it wouldn't do to anger him.

James continued, "Well, y'see, Danny—your twin brother, that is, you'll meet him later—is right famous in the wizarding world, so I thought it'd be dangerous for you to grow up with him."

Despite his sheepish blush and ducked head, Iris could hear the faint stirrings of pride in his voice.

"He beat this awful dark wizard who tried to kill you two when you were babies, and so a lot of that dark wizard's followers, the Death Eaters, wanted to seek him out for revenge. I thought you were a squib—someone who doesn't have magic—so you wouldn't have been safe with Danny and me."

James raised his head, and stared directly into Iris's eyes, an earnest, almost pleading expression on his face.

"Iris, please believe me, if I had any idea that you were a witch, I'd never have sent you away. I mean, Dumbledore himself, the most powerful wizard in the world, told us that you were a squib! He said you'd be better off away from Danny! How was I supposed to know any differently?"

"…"

"So…" Iris said, "you sent me away to live with other squibs? My relatives, that is."

"Basically… yeah. Well, the term is 'muggles', not squibs, but other than that you're right."

Iris just stared at him flatly. "Why didn't you check up on me?"

"Oh, well…" James said, looking back at his lap, "we thought a total separation from the magical world would be best. I mean, if you had grown up as a proper muggle like you should've—"not that it's bad you're a witch, it's right amazing actually—you'd have been all confused by why you couldn't live with your family. I mean, we couldn't have told you about magic, so what would you think of a father that left his daughter to live with relatives while he had his own family?"

Good question, Iris thought, suppressing her growing anger.

"And also, you know, Danny was growing very famous around that time too, so I had a lot on my plate, managing him and all that. I mean, even after I married Miriam, where was so much to do, stuff you couldn't have been a part of! And then Cassie and Charlie were born, and we were occupied with them, and you know… the time wouldn't have worked out regardless. I thought it was better that you weren't a part of that crazy life. I promise, fame and fortune may sound incredible, but that's only until you experience it!"

"Wait, Miriam, Cassie, Charlie?"

"Oh, right! Well, y'see, when Danny was around one—and you were as well I suppose—I had this wardmaster named Miriam Edgecombe come over and plan new wards for Potter Manner, where our family lives. Well, she needed to come over twenty-seven times to make sure the ward kept, and we just started talking and getting to know each other, and the next thing I know we're married a year later! Cassie and Charlie are your younger siblings, born to Miriam and me a year or so after we married, and then two years after that. Cassie is ten right now, and Charlie is eight. You also have an older sister, Marietta, who came with Miriam from her first marriage."

"So… you have other children?"

"Oh yes, but they're all magical, you know? We knew with them right from the very beginning."

Outwardly, Iris put on a small smile, even as inwardly she shoved a dense ball of shock, grief, rage, and incredible sadness to the dark place in the very back of her mind she called Dursley-space. Iris thought that despite the lack of beatings, she might even prefer the Dursleys to this. At least with the Vernon, she knew where she stood, even if it was under his boot. This new language from adults confused her; she was used to sharp commands and utter contempt, not sheepish explanations and familial affection. Silently, she finished her ice cream, and followed James out the door of the shop.

Throwing his cone away in a street-side bin, James pulled an old shoe out of his too-small pockets, as he smiled down at her. "This is what's called a 'portkey', it's a kind of magical transportation device. With this, we can travel directly to and from Potter Manor. Pretty cool, huh?"

"Yeah…" Iris replied absently, still working through the last conversation in her head.

James tapped the shoe with his wand, and he and Iris disappeared into the ether with a swirl of color.


Potter Manor was a grand, imposing place, Iris thought, straight out of one of Petunia's high-society dramas.

Its whole exterior was a bright white, and almost gleamed in the early afternoon sun. The manor had a tall central section, rising three stories above the ground, and two longer, two-story wings continuing off to both sides. From her position, Iris couldn't tell how far back the manor went, but considering the treeline, she suspected that the manor was far, far longer than it was tall or wide. This was where she could have been living?

She and James walked down the paved pathway that led up the front door, and she marveled at the numerous fantastical creatures she could see in the forest surrounding the manner. She thought she could recognize most of them thanks to her brief monster-obsessed phase when she was eight years old and hiding out from Dudley in the school library. Look! There was a griffin, chasing down a deer close to the treeline! And oh my god was that a unicorn?

Bemused at her shock and wonder, James pushed her along the path, and away from the forests, due to Iris's disappointment. As he guided her into the door and through the foyer, beaming proudly, Iris looked around in wonder. There were massive, imposing portraits on the back wall (wait did that one just move?), a large golden chandelier overhead, and dozens upon dozens of torches lining the walls.

But the thing that shocked Iris most of all was right in in the middle of the foyer. It wasn't the one portrait that was moving, or even the strange-looking six-legged creature that she could see walking in the next room. What really shocked Iris was the sight of five nervous-looking people standing on the marble steps: her… family.

Before she could blink, a boy with wild crimson hair and hazel eyes ran up, and threw his arms around her in a crushing embrace. As Iris reflexively tensed up, he stepped back with a minor frown, but almost instantly regained his wide grin as he started excitedly shaking Iris's hand.

"Hey Iris, I've been waiting so long to meet you! It's me Danny, your twin brother! I can't wait to get to know all about you, and show you the magical world! Don't worry, just stick with me and you'll be caught up in no time!"

Still in a minor state of shock, both her first exposure to both a true magical environment and her estranged family, Iris could do nothing but shove her emotions further into Dursley-space and begin to shake his hand back.

Finally, with a prim politeness drilled into her by her Aunt, she replied: "Hello Danny, I'm Iris. It's very nice to finally meet you."

Taking this as their cue, the other three Potter children rushed up and began to introduce themselves.

"Hiya, I'm Charlie! I'm your younger brother!" said the youngest, bouncing in place with excitement, pushing Danny away and pumping Iris's hand up and down. Iris could see that like he had their father's face an eyes, like Danny, but inherited his curly orange hair and prominent freckles straight from his mother.

Arriving behind him, the older girl, another curly, freckled redhead, pulled him back, with fond amusement. "Let her breathe, Charlie" she said, placing him on the ground. "Hello Iris, it's so nice to meet you. I'm Marietta, your older sister."

"And this", she said, grabbing another, nervous-looking, black-haired, blue-eyed girl by the arm, "is Cassie. She's your sister. Don't worry, she probably likes you, she's just nervous because she's shy."

"MARIETTA!" Cassie said, blushing, as Marietta snickered. Ice broken, she gently took Iris's hand. "Cassie Potter, nice to meet you Iris."

As Iris, overwhelmed, tried to figure out how to respond to all three of her half-siblings at once, until she felt a taller presence come up behind her.

"Hello Iris", the presence said, "my name is Miriam Potter. But you can call me 'mum' if you want"

Iris turned around and stared, wide eyed. The blue-eyed woman had a large, hesitant smile on her face, and suspiciously shiny eyes.

"Iris… Welcome home."


"Honey, could you pass the salt?"

That was the first thing that had been said at the table in the past minute and a half. The Potters, it seemed, didn't know how to act around her yet. That was fine thought, she didn't know how to act around the Potters either.

In the absence of any kind of context for her situation, Iris fell back on the old, ingrained habits she learned from countless dinners with her neighbors on Privet Drive.

She turned to Miriam. "So ma'am, how did the two of you meet?"

Miriam looked grateful that Iris had finally started speaking.

"Well!", she said happily, "A few months after the night Danny defeated He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, James decided that he needed someone to upgrade the wards on Potter Manor. You see, a lot of the Manor had been damaged by the war, and that included most of the wards."

"Now, if I do say so myself, I was a member of the best warding team in Britain" she said, smirking playfully as James elbowed her in the side and muttered something about humility, "and when James approached us for help warding the home of the Boy-Who-Lived, well, we couldn't accept fast enough!"

"Now, I couldn't tell you exactly why, but the specific ward my boss wanted to use needs to be cast spread out over twenty-seven days. James wanted the wards done as fast as possible, so he offered us a place to stay in Potter Manor until the wards were completed."

James took over, smiling fondly at the memories: "I didn't know it at the time, but offering her team a place to spend the nights was probably one of the best decisions I ever made in my life."

"I'm not gonna lie kid," he said, grimacing, "I was in a really dark place after the death of your mother. But getting to know Miriam started to drag me out of there. I swear, there was this joke she told over breakfast on the second day about a troll, a vampire, and a veela, and that was the first time I laughed in dam–… dang near months. She was just so fully of life and love and happiness, and getting to know her was exactly what I needed."

As James spoke, Miriam's face got redder and redder, until she finally cut him off: "don't make it sound so one-sided! I needed to meet you just as much as you needed to meet me!"

"After the death of my first husband—Angus, Marietta's father—I felt alone and lost. I felt like no one would notice if I dropped dead at that moment, that there wasn't anyone to protect or take care of me in the whole world."

"But when I met James", Miriam continued, smiling lovingly at her husband, "I saw a man who had a heart that was full of love, and who would do anything for the people he cared about. I saw an incredible man hurting from the murder of his wife, who still managed to make me laugh every time I saw him. I saw a man of incredible courage and dignity, who would do anything to protect his family. I saw a single father whose son was the center of his universe, and I just wanted to be a moon in his orbit."

"You're wrong James," she finished, "I might have saved you, but you saved me just as much."

As the couple stared into each others eyes, and Marietta cooed over their mutual affection, Iris's mind was stuck on something Miriam had said at the very beginning.

"Miriam, you said that my mum was killed? What happened to her?"

Miriam floundered awkwardly, not really knowing how to phrase her answer, or if she should even be the one to give it. She quickly turned to her husband and clutched his hand supportively, as a mournful expression overcame his face.

"What a question Iris…. Well, I guess you deserve to know, don't you? Petunia really never told you?"

Iris shook her head.

"For the best I suppose. Lily… well, Lily died protecting you and Danny on that awful night. He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named knew that Lily and I were champions of the light, and so he tried to attack our house, and… take us all off the playing field. One of our friends, Peter Pettigrew, helped him sneak past our wards, and he managed to take Lily away from us before Danny managed to defeat him."

Iris wanted to ask for more details, but she could see how uncomfortable the subject was making James, so she decided not to.

As the silence made by James's words grew to over a minute, Danny spoke up. "So sis, what type of stuff do you like to do? I love playing Quidditch and hanging out with my friends Neville and Ron, and I really don't like it when I have to learn magic and stuff. What about you?"

"Oh… well, the Dursleys don't really want someone like me to have hobbies like that…. But I guess if I had one, it would be doing chores? That's what I do with most of my day when I'm not in school. Sometimes if I finish early I can sit on my bed and listen in to Aunt Petunia's historical dramas."

Danny seemed to look horrified at the thought of chores, and interested at the idea of television, while James just snorted, broken out of his thoughts of Iris's mother.

"Be careful kiddo, with a work ethic like that, you'll end up in Hufflepuff!"

"End up in a what?"

"Oh, that's right!" Danny said, "you don't know anything about Hogwarts, do you!"

When Iris shook her head, he continued. "Well, Hogwarts is the best school in all of Occidentia! Kids from all over get sorted into houses, based on what type of people they are.

"First, he said, you have Gryffindor, the best house! It's where our mother and da' were, and it's the house for all the brave and courageous people. All the greatest heroes in history have come out of Gryffindor, like Merlin, and Mimir, and Aristotelesm and Dumbledore!"

Miriam shot him a bemused and skeptical look, but he continued, unabashed. "Then there's Ravenclaw, where all the people who love to study go. That's the house mum"—he gestured to Miriam—"and Marietta are in, and they're both really smart!"

"Then there's Slytherin, which is the house of all the tricky and slippery death eaters" he said, a frown overtaking his face. "They're mostly dark wizards, and they hate muggles and muggleborns like our mother, and half-bloods like us. Don't worry, I'll make sure to protect you from all the Slytherin's after we get to school. You're my sis after all, we Potters always stick together!"

"And what about this Hufferpuff?", Iris asked, shoving away in incredulity at Danny's words on "sticking together".

"Oh, well yeah, they're everyone else, the one's that don't get into any other house."

At this, Miriam interrupted: "Well while I wouldn't put it quite like that, Danny is mostly correct. I'd like to clarify though that Hufflepuff is not the house of leftovers"—she glared at Danny—"it's the house of dedication and hard work. We'll still be very proud of you if you get into Hufflepuff, don't you worry."

"So…" Iris said, turning to James, "are Slytherins really as bad as he says? Wait, you said that the person who murdered my mum practiced this 'dark magic'? What is it?"

James blanched, and leaned forward, his eyes taking on a fervent gleam. "Iris, dark magic is the type of magic that You-Know-Who and his Death Eaters practiced and advocated, and it's the worst type of magic there is. It's addicting, and slowly turns you into a more and more evil person the more you use it. It's like a wild beast, and it destroys everything it touches!"

Suddenly, his eyes full of fury, James paused, almost thoughtfully, and then whipped his head towards Iris.

"Promise me Iris, promise me, that you won't go looking into it."

Iris paled at his familiar look.

"I know it can sound so tempting, but it's twisted, unnatural! It's a magical cancer that'll destroy you, and everyone around you!"

Oh God, he was the same as Vernon.

"It'll eat you up inside, and turn you into an awful, sinful monster!"

Where did the happy family man that was sitting there go?

"I swear to you, I will not have a dark wizard or witch in this family!"

Iris knew she hadn't left Privet Drive at all.

"If you ever try anything with dark magic, so help me, I'll do my duties as a father and straighten you out 'til you can't sit down!"

"…"

"…Shit."

Another silence fell across the table in the wake of the speech. James had come down from his rage, and was looking down at his own hands, disbelieving and mortified. Iris had curled into herself, nearly hyperventilating, falling back on her hard-earned survival instincts from the Dursleys. Danny glared at his father, while the rest of the Potter family awkwardly squirmed in their seats.

"Dad, what the hell!" Danny yelled, seemingly unable to contain his ire any longer. "That's ridiculous! She might not have been raised with us, but she's still a Potter! She's my twin sister, and I can't believe that you'd suggest something like that about her! Her, a dark witch, really?! Look at her, she's nearly catatonic! What type of first impression of her family is this!?"

The table, with the obvious exception of Iris, looked at him in shock. Danny idolized his father, and did everything in his power to try to please him. For Danny to so openly yell at him was almost unheard of.

Closing his gaping mouth, James sat back, and sighed. "You're right Danny, I'm sorry. Thank you, that was very brave you to call me out when I'd done wrong, even thought I'm your father."

Embarrassed, he turned to Iris, still curled up in her seat, taking on a soothing tone. "Iris honey, I'm so, so sorry"

"I shouldn't have been so intense. I know you'd never practice dark magic, and it was awful of me to suggest otherwise. I've barley just met my wonderful daughter, and here I am talking about discipline and falling into darkness."

"It's just that I've spent my whole life fighting the dark agenda, whether that's cursing Death Eaters during the war or blocking Lucius Malfoy's legislation in the Wizengamot, and so I know more than anyone else how easily someone naïve can fall prey to it. I worked myself up into a rage, because of Malfoy, and Faoláin, and Nott, and Trask, and all the rest of those evil bastards. I didn't mean to aim it at you, and I'm so sorry that you had to see that. Forgive me?"

Iris's head snapped up to look at James in shock. For an angry male authority figure to not just apologize, but ask forgiveness? This was uncharted territory for Iris, and she did the only thing she could think of.

"…y-yes d-dad, I… I forgive you" Iris said, mustering up a shaky smile.

James let out a massive breath of relief and sagged back into his seat.

"Well, let's move on to some lighter topics! Charlie, how are your lessons with Mrs. Weasley coming along? Learning lots of new things?"

As the conversation wore on, and smiles and laughter returned to the rest of the Potter Family, Iris sat in her seat, as silent as she was at the beginning of the meal. Even though he had asked for her forgiveness for his actions, Iris still couldn't get the picture of James-as-Vernon out of her head.

She was calmer now though, smiling along with the lighthearted conversation at the table. She knew her father may not have been the greatest of parents to her, abandoning her to hell while he lived in a comfy manor, but she knew from his apology that he at least wasn't going to start abusing her like Vernon did.

…didn't she?

Vernon never apologized to her, but would it have changed the beatings if he did?

And wait, James never really said that he wouldn't 'discipline' her if she was a 'dark witch', did he?

Was she any safer here at all?

Chapter End Notes

Sorry, these are gonna be long. Actually, I'm not at all sorry, because my Authors Notes contain lots of valuable behind-the-scenes worldbuilding information, that you otherwise wouldn't get to see! I'm using Kenwood House as the model for Potter Manor's exterior, if you want to google it for reference Yes, the wards needed to be cast around the house over 27 days for the same reason Lily Potter's ritual design was a 27-sided star in the last chapter. For anyone that thinks that James's anti-dark outburst is out of character or forced in, I promise you, it isn't. I'm basing him partially off of my own father, who has an absolutely terrible temper, and would occasionally work himself up into a rage like that when he'd had a stressful day, and was dealing with something he hated.

I remember this one time that he thought I had bought two separate pizzas from Papa Johns, because I bought one and didn't like the toppings, and he absolutely lost it. Screaming, ranting, as bad as anything James did, or will do in the future. And personally, I think a $20 pizza is a lot less weighty than (in James's mind) his daughter's immortal soul.

This doesn't mean that James—or my father for that matter—doesn't love his family, or is some sort of evil monster. They're both proud, stubborn, loving men who, like all people, have flaws. The good doesn't wash out the bad, but the bad doesn't wash out the good either. James talking Iris out for ice cream is an homage to the best "abandoned twin of the BWL meets James" scene I've ever read, in Chapter 3 of Harry Potter and the Prince of Slytherin by The Sinister Man. Seriously, I wish Iris was more self-confident and witty, because the Harry-James interactions in that story are some of the best things I've ever read. Hell, the whole story's fantastic, you should read it. If you're wondering why the first thing out of Iris's mouth was "help I'm being abused!", you have to remember what Iris's childhood was like. Now, Iris is very intelligent, and mature for her age (even by the standards of mages, who mature much faster), so she doesn't have canon!Harry's inability to understand that his household is abusive, but even so, she isn't going to go talking about it to whoever asks. Like many kids who grow up in abusive homes, she has a very hard time trusting others, and has internalized a lot of the Dursleys insults into a deep amount of shame and self-loathing.

Furthermore, you have to remember that Iris hasn't had a single other person care about her, in her entire life. She's especially mistrustful of authority figures, because looking back, she knows that her abuse was incredibly obvious, but also knows that not a single adult ever said anything, even the teachers who she openly told about what was going on.

James is not only an authority figure, but, by many standards, the person that abandoned her to the abusive household in the first place. Is it any wonder that Iris is having some trouble opening up?

And yes, as you can imagine, Iris's inability to understand friendship is going to be a pretty big theme for a while. Can you say, " desperately latching on to the first people who empathize with her"? Oh, you can't, because you're a half-giant from canon with an incomprehensibly thick West Country accent? Guess you'll have to find your savior somewhere else then, sorry!

In all seriousness, Hagrid isn't making an appearance because Dumbledore thinks that his role of priming her towards Gryffindor will be filled a lot better by James. I mean, random tall hairy dude versus an orphan's estranged father? That's not even a contest.

Honor Thy Father

Chapter Summary

Still at Potter Manor, still wanting to punch James in his face

Chapter Notes

See the end of the chapter for notes

"Mum, what are you doing, Iris needs to spend more time with her family!"

"I know sweetie, but your father and I just need to have a little chat with about something, we won't be more than an hour."

At the exit to the sitting room, Iris was staring, wide-eyed, Miriam and Danny each having grabbed one of her arms, using her as the rope in a game of improvised tug-of-war.

"Muuuuuuum, you can do that later! She needs to get to know us better now!"

"Danny honey, let her go, your father is waiting for us in his office!"

"No mum! I'm not gonna! She needs to spend time with us!"

"Danny! Now!"

"C'mon mum, pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee–"

"Danny…"

"–eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee–"

"Alright, ALRIGHT! Well I… I suppose you are right dear. I guess she can spend a few minutes more here, while you finish up talking about Quidditch. But no more than twenty, alright?

"Thirty mum!"

"Alright thirty."

Iris followed a smug Danny back into the den. He graced her with a smirk. "Parents, right?"

"Yeah…" Iris said, sitting back down.

Jesus Christ, she was grateful for him defending her at dinner, but he was even worse than Dudley on Christmas.

Thirty minutes later, Iris was startled out of her daydreams by a knock at the door. Danny hadn't say a word to her, completely lost in talks of the World Cup with Charlie.

"Alright dears, thirty minutes is up! Time to have that talk, Iris honey."

"Mum!" Charlie spoke up this time, "we weren't fin–"

Miriam cut him off, and grabbed Iris's arm a little more forcefully than necessary. "Sorry Charlie dear, but we really do have to go."

Danny chose this moment to interject. "Charlie's right mum, I was almost finished with my story! Come back later!"

Miriam's grip relaxed, and she let out a small sigh. "Well… alright Danny, I'll be back in fifteen. But really, this is it, okay?"

"Yeah mum, alright. Now let me get back to my story!"

Fifteen minutes passed. At least Iris talked this time, asking Cassie if she could pass a blanket. She legitimately wondered if Danny had ever not gotten his way.

Finally, Miriam came back into the room as Danny finished his speech, and Iris left with her step-mother to see James in his study

———

Miriam was perched on the side of the desk, and James was collapsed into the comfy-looking leather armchair behind it. They were holding hands supportively, seeming to have an entire conversation with their eyes. Miriam looked stubborn, while James looked reluctant. James broke eye contact first, as Miriam turned towards Iris, looking slightly victorious.

"Iris honey," she said, tone serious, "we wanted to talk to you about something that you might find scary. We know that it might be a lot to take in, but we promise, we're here to support you, no matter what you end up deciding to do."

"Wh-what do you mean? Did I do something wrong?"

She could feel her breath quicken. This was exactly like the second time Vernon got demoted.

"Oh no, not at all honey!" Miriam said quickly, taken aback, "it's nothing of the sort! If anything, it's our fault, you didn't have any say in the matter!"

Iris relaxed minutely, but was still incredibly nervous when James started to speak.

"Iris, do you know what metamorphism is?"

"No…"

"Of course she doesn't" James butt in, sending a small glare at Miriam.

He steeled himself, refraining from speaking until Miriam pinched his hand. "Well Iris, metamorphism is a condition that certain witches and wizards are born with. Witches and wizards that have it don't have any one permanent body: their features, heights, and even genders can shift constantly. If they want to, they can control that shifting, and potentially look like any other person on the face of the planet."

Iris waited, confused.

"And well… Iris, when you were born, I saw that you had that talent. Iris, you have metamorphism."

Iris was still puzzled. "But Ja–… dad, that can't be right. I've never been able to change what I looked like, no matter how hard I wanted it!"

Shit, she didn't mean to say that.

James looked at her, confused, but quickly shook it off. "Oh yes, well… that's what this is about. You see, when I thought you were a squib, and had to give you to Petunia and Vernon, I knew you'd never be able to hide metamorphism in the muggle world."

"Y'see, when they're kids, metamorphmagi—that's people with metamorphism—can't really control their powers, and they just randomly shift all the time. You'd never be able to go out in public with your family; I didn't want that for you."

"So basically… I ended up sealing your metamorphism away behind a powerful spell, and Mi–… we wanted to know if you want me to release it."

….What?

"Now Iris, you have to understand that there are downsides to being able to look however you want. I know it might be tempting to make yourself seem more pretty, or lose weight, or something like that. But metamorphism isn't exactly viewed well in our society. It's not bad or anything, it's just that most people don't really trust metamorphagi, even with their marks. Having metamorphism brings a lot of problems, and I want you to think really hard about–"

"Yes!"

"…what?"

Iris blushed. "I mean, yes Ja– dad, I'd like for you to get rid of the binding."

James frowned, ignoring a smug Miriam. "Iris, were you listening to anything that I just said? This isn't a decision to make lightly!"

Iris blushed further. What on earth had gotten into her? "I did J– dad, I promise. It's just that… I don't even know how to really describe it. I just know this is something I need to do."

James scrunched up his nose thoughtfully, in a way Iris could tell made Miriam want to snog him silly. Looks like their argument wasn't going to last long. "What do you mean?"

"Well… I guess I've always felt like my body was… too tight, if that makes any sense? Like my skin was shrinking down around me and trying to trap me in place. It was never really an issue before now, but now that I know the most likely cause, I'd like to fix it."

"Also" she added, figuring it would be something James would want to hear, "I've always thought that I needed to be braver. I think fighting to show that people with metamorphism are just as trustworthy as everyone else will help me grow into my Gryffindor courage."

She was right. James's eyes were suspiciously wet, and she could have sworn she heard him mutter something about "being just like her mother".

Smiling, James turned to Miriam and began to have a whispered conversation. A minute or so later they reached an agreement. Five minutes and a few dozen waves of a wand after that, Iris was watching herself in the mirror, awed as her hair began to shift through a rainbow of color.


"So Iris…" James said, coming up behind the couch she was sitting on, "are you feeling any… different?"

"Oh yeah! Everything feels so loose and free now, thank you so much for unbinding me!"

"Oh, that's great honey! But I meant, y'know, in other ways…"

"…No? What do you mean, J– dad?"

Her clothes? These were just the nicest hand-me-downs she had from the Dursleys, what was he t–

It was then Iris realized that her overlarge shirt and gym shorts had disappeared, and had been replaced with a bright yellow spandex onesie, that was covered with moving rubber ducks.

"HAH, gotcha!" Danny leapt up from the couch and high-fived his father.

"Congratulations Iris!" James said, smiling widely, "you've just experienced your first-ever Marauder prank! Welcome to the grand Potter family tradition of pranking, you'll be getting a lot more of it the more you stay with us!"

"Wow… J– dad, this sure is incredible, it's so funny! Who were the marauders!"

Iris really did deserve some sort of acting trophy after this. Perhaps that award that Petunia always ranted about how Dudley could get if he 'only put forth the effort!' at playing the role of a tree in the school play?

"Why Iris m'girl", he said, wrapping and arm around Danny's shoulder, "the Marauders were nothing less than the greatest pranksters that Hogwarts had ever seen! Me, your Uncle Remus, and your Uncle Sirius, we were kings! We'd pull off such spectacular pranks on our dark classmates, they'd be afraid to slither anywhere in the school!"

Danny was completely entranced by James's speech, despite the rest of the children's bored expressions telling her that he'd most likely heard it dozens of times.

"Yeah Iris!" he said, excitedly. "When I get to Hogwarts, I'm gonna restart the tradition with Ron and Neville! First thing we do, we're gonna find Snivellus, and make all his clothes vanish in the hall! Then we'll find McCreath or Malfoy or Desjardins, and make them only talk by singing opera! It's gonna be so wicked!"

"Wow!" Iris said, "that sounds incredible! You really are carrying on Dad's legacy!"

Danny puffed up, as James patted him proudly on the shoulder.

Suddenly, Miriam cut in.

"Oh dear! James, Danny, Iris, come on, we're almost late for church!"

Hearing that, Iris paled. Quite literally so, thanks to her new abilities.

She'd been to churches in the past with the Dursleys, and she didn't have many fond memories. For much of her younger life, Petunia had dragged her along with them at near the crack of dawn every Sunday, to the local Anglican congregation, with the explicitly-stated hope that she'd find God, and "renounce her unnaturalness". Petunia might not have been a very devout Christian, but she was a very devout believer in "getting Iris to stop being such a freak". She took Iris every Sunday until she was around eight, when apparently it became obvious that Iris was the devil's child to her core, and no amount of church could get her to renounce it.

Seeing Iris's reluctance, Miriam quickly interjected. "Oh you don't have to come if you don't want to, sweetheart, I know that the Dursleys are probably Anglicans, and we're Catholics, so the service might seem strange or weird, and talk about different things. I think you really would benefit from coming with us though: most people in the wizarding world are Magical Catholics, and so it would be good for you to understand the denomination of most of your peers."

"And most of all", Miriam said, "James and I would really appreciate you coming to our family church. It really means a lot, doesn't it honey?" Miriam turned and glared at James, mentally commanding him to back her up.

"Uh… right, yeah. Iris, I know that you might not be used to a Catholic environment, let alone a magical Catholic environment, but we really would like to spend time with you."

Rooted in place, Iris could do nothing more than nod her head, pleasing her father and step-mother immensely. Well, she thought, at least this time, there won't be any pastors taking me aside, asking me to renounce witchcraft and satanism.

A few minutes later, after gathering together the rest of the children, the Potters set off.


Whatever Iris imagined a magical church would look like, this definitely wasn't it. She didn't know what exactly she was expecting, but she knew it should be… well, magical. This looked like every other church she'd ever seen; there was no sign of magic whatsoever.

Well, she did think she saw some sort of water-levitation charm creating a small upswelling in in the baptismal font, and sitting down, she could tell that the pews had some sort of cushioning magic on them. Other than that, though, it was… ordinary. Somewhere that she would find her six-year-old self kneeling on a Sunday.

Honestly, the most magical thing that had happened to her since they left was before they even went into the church, when James cast a spell on her which would translate the priest's Latin to English for the length of the service. Apparently, the rest of the Potter Family were already fluent: benefits of growing up in a magic manor instead of a cupboard, she supposed.

Eventually, the sermon started, and Iris brought out of her thoughts.

"My brothers and sisters", the ancient-looking pastor said, after a few minutes of introductory comments, "I would like to speak to you all today about the virtue of everyday charity."

"Too many of those here today, even those that consider themselves exceptionally charitable individuals, forget this great virtue, one repeatedly spoken of by our blessed savior himself. Too many of you take the model of the Ancient Israelites, and merely dedicate some portion of your income, great or small, to the performance of good works, and then wash your hands of the issue until the end of the next year, when you repeat the process."

"Now do not mistake me, my brothers and sisters, this is truly righteous. When you do this, you follow in the model of Gods chosen people, and our savior himself in his greatest miracle. We know that even with God's greatest gift, we cannot multiply bread and fish; but know that when you give away your gold, you give away bread to the multitude.

"But my brothers and sisters!" the priest said, "this is not nearly the length and breadth of charity. No, in fact, it is the merest portion of it! When considered in its true, Christlike form, charity is not only a great virtue, but the foundation of all virtues!"

"Charity is not only some grand act, it is the stricture by which you should live your daily life. Imagine you are walking in Diagon Alley, when you see a wizard that has lost his coin-purse. Now, while the calling of the darkness is to ignore him, and focus only upon yourself, as children of the light, we are called to charity, to focus on the needs of other before ourselves. So, if you wish to live your life in accordance with charity, you would take an hour from your day to aid him, with no thought or hope of your own reward."

"Consider the vampire, the soulless one who dwells in darkness. They continue their own existences solely by stealing blood, by thieving the life from innocent wizards, witches, and muggles. This is truly what splits the children of darkness from the children of light, the heathens and creatures from those bound for God's loving embrace."

"While the children of Satan live through taking blood, the children of light live through giving blood, the blood of Christ. It is not just our moral imperative to give, or even our spiritual duty, but instead the very central pillar of our existences, the elevating platform of our immortal souls!"

The priest continued on in a similar vein for almost an hour, as Iris gradually began to lose interest. Certainly, the references to magic and magical creatures were new, but even those quickly lost their luster as the sermon continued on in a pattern she'd heard a thousand times. God is good, the devil is bad, and so on, and so on.

Before she knew it, the service was over, and everyone was standing up and performing the leaving rites. Copying the others robotically, Iris eventually managed to leave the pews, and leave the church with the rest of the Potters.

"Wow!" Marietta said, almost as soon as they'd left the building. "I knew Pastor McClure was great, but today's sermon was just exceptional! Did you guys hear that part about how giving to others can actually help us be better people? I just felt so inspired!"

Danny nodded along, just as eager. "I know! I felt like he was talking right at me! Hey mum, do you know if I could give some of my allowance away to the werewolf reservation where Uncle Remus lives?"

As the two continued to ramble about the service to an equally-excited Miriam and Charlie, Iris fell to the back of the group with her father and half-sister.

"Not really your thing, huh kid?" James said, smirking at Iris's bored look.

"What!" Iris startled, "No, no, it was very interesting! Th-thank you so much for taking me with you, sir, it was exceptional!"

"Hey now," James said with a chuckle, "not liking those weekly services isn't a bad thing. I really don't care for them that much either. Miriam's the religious one in the family".

"Most of the kids have gotten into it—and more power too them—but it was never really my cup of tea. Cassie here understands me, don't ya' Cass?" He nudged the quiet younger girl next to him, who gave a little nod, and then immediately blushed and looked away.

"Yeah," James continued, "I know that Father McClure can be pretty intense, believe me, but he runs the lightest church this side of the channel. I promise, you don't have to be as enthusiastic as Danny or Marietta there, we're not gonna turn you into some bible-thumper, if that's what's you're worried about."

Overhearing their quiet conversation, Miriam looked over her shoulder. "And what's so bad about being a 'bible thumper', James dear?".

"Nothing, honey, nothing!" James said, gasping with exaggerated terror.

Miriam chucked, and pulled James in for a peck on the lips, smiling. "That does it mister, you're spending a whole week on the couch!"

James began waving his arms in the air, his face morphing into a comical look of horror. "No dear, anything but that! Please, I'll walk Stompy for a week, a month! I'll do all your paperwork! Just don't make me sleep on the couch!"

As the four children—even Cassie—chuckled at the elder Potters' antics, Iris trailed further and further behind, in a daze. She knew what a proper, loving family was supposed to look like from Petunia's daytime dramas, but somehow, seeing it up close made her childhood just a little bit bleaker.


Iris spent the remaining half-year back at the Dursleys, James and Miriam re-assuring her that they didn't want to "take Vernon and Petunia's place in her life." Amazingly, the Dursleys were actually treating her halfway-decently now, believing that her fully-trained wizard father had begun checking in on her. By the time she had returned from her initial trip to Potter Manor, they had cleaned out Dudley's second bedroom, and bought a bed to fill it.

Strangely enough, even though she was no longer required to, Iris still found herself making breakfast every morning, and performing most of her other chores, albeit at a highly reduced rate. She knew, intellectually, that no matter how terribly Vernon ranted and yelled, he couldn't lay a hand on her anymore, but some habits were too hard to break.

Besides, she thought, when she was allowed to eat some of the results, even if she had to take it back to her cupboard before Vernon's face turned purple, cooking became an enjoyable activity. She knew that the next time Danny asked one of those difficult questions about hobbies, she'd have an answer.

However, even as her daily life improved by leaps and bounds, her nights were a different story. She lay awake at night in Dudley's second bedroom, tossing and turning, thinking about the revelation that she had a family all this time.

On that first day, after her trip to Potter Manor, some part of her had hoped that they would ask her to stay with them, take her away from the Dursleys forever. Even if James had a horrible temper, and Miriam was a self-admitted "bible-thumper", she had admitted to herself that the Potters were miles better than the abusive shite-hole that was Number 4 Privet Drive. Surely, they'd save her from the Dursleys?

She should have known better.

She thought those naïve hopes had died long ago at the lash of Vernon's belt.

No, even when it was revealed she was a witch, they still cast her to the side without any consideration. James and Miriam had sent her back to the Dursleys without a second thought, giving their meaningless platitudes, and promising further visits that never came. They hadn't changed, they weren't any different.

They still didn't think any more of her than the mud scraped off their fancy dragon-leather boots.

It had been three months, and she had only been over three more times, for dinner. Iris had barely said a word. One of those visits didn't even count, since it was obvious that they were having other guests over—some family called the Weasleys—and inviting Iris was done as an afterthought.

The second dinner she ate at Potter Manor, she had met some guy named "Serious" who made a lot of puns, and was supposed to be her and Danny's godfather, but he barely even spoke to her before he went flying with her twin.

During the third dinner, she learned that Danny and Marietta had both known about her, but never once asked to visit or check in.

They wouldn't even let her go to a bookstore or library, claiming that the central shopping district Diagon Alley was "too dangerous to go to on a whim, wait until we shop for supplies in July honey-bun!" Of course, she thought, why would she need to go to a bookstore? It's not like she had finally discovered her birthright after twelve miserable years without it.

Depressingly, Iris thought, the highlight of her time with her birth family had been meeting the family pet, the one she'd seen on her first day at the Manor. "Stompy" was a strange-looking creature called a Dijiang, with a fuzzy round body with no face, red fur, six thick legs, and four flightless wings. She thought it was an appropriate pet for James, Danny, and Marietta. Not having a face, it didn't know how to take a breath either.

Thinking about pets, her thoughts turned sad. She'd always wished she could have a pet, even thought Petunia would never allow it. The kids on the playground said that pets never abandoned their owners.

Lying there, freezing and close to tears, Iris came to a remarkable realization.

"I hate them", Iris thought. "I hate them, I hate them, I hate them".

How dare they bind her powers, and abandon her to an abusive household, while they lived as a happy family in the lap of luxury? How dare they think that she'd accept them back like nothing had ever happened, after twelve years of hell? As Vernon's actions this morning proved, the Dursleys could be cowed if they bothered to drop by even a single time, but did they?

No, they thought that she wasn't worthy enough for their time, not like their four precious children, not like their spoiled "Boy-Who-Lived". Oh no, Iris wasn't like their children, Iris didn't deserve parental love and affection. Iris deserved insults and stares and universal disdain; canings and whippings and beatings.

Those last thoughts gave Iris pause. Yes, she might never forgive James and Miriam Potter, but they were her ticket out of Privet Drive, into the magical world. She wasn't a freak, she was a witch, and if she'd want to keep being a witch, she'd need the Potters.

…Damn.

At least Cassie and Charlie seemed nice.

With the Dursleys, she couldn't let her feelings show because of the fear and the abuse. Even now, at the distant thought of angering Vernon, she felt her breath start to quicken, and her pulse increase. She might not have had that heart-stopping fear of the Potters, but the situation was still the same. With the Potters, she wouldn't be in danger of starvation or death-by-trauma, but of being thrown back into that starvation and death-by-trauma.

It seemed to be the story of her young life: she had relatives who did awful things to her, and she hated them for it, but she had to smile right in their face and talk about how the sun shined out of their arses.

Iris didn't like it, but she would manage, for magic.

She recalled the wonder and joy she had felt when first touring the grounds of Potter Manor. Magic was the thing that had saved her from freakhood, from unnaturalness. She didn't know what she'd have to go through at Potter Manor to keep her place there, but she knew magic was worth it.

Magic was worth almost anything.

Chapter End Notes

Hey guys, fairly large revision to this chapter, to make it fit in with the other's I've written.

I don't have any comments this time, but I feel bad leaving this section empty though, so I'll throw in a random fact about the world that I'll probably never get to use.

Did you know that Hinduism is the only major world religion that originated with mages? Most local pagan/polytheistic religions incorporated mages into their understanding of the world and the divine, but they were eventually all run out of their native areas by the rise of the evangelical faiths (Christianity, Islam, and Buddhism).

Those traditions continued on in magical communities, practiced by mages after they secluded themselves away from muggles, but Hindu mages never needed to. Because of this, Hindu mages were some of the last in Afro-Eurasia to seclude themselves, happening around the time of the rise of the Mughal Empire in the 1500s. While muggle Hinduism was influenced by Mughal Islam to an extent, the Old Magic of most Indian mages bears a remarkable resemblance to the rituals used by muggle Hindus today.

The Folks with the Cauldrons

Chapter Summary

Iris gets a trunk, and picks up some light reading.

Chapter Notes

See the end of the chapter for notes

The very first thing the Potter Family—hair still green from one of James's pranks—did in Diagon Alley was teach Iris Latin.

"You see Iris,—and I can't believe by husband didn't tell you this—the wizarding world doesn't speak English, it speaks Latin."

"The various parts of the wizarding world are grouped into what are called sprachbunds, or groups with a common lingua franca and government. Wizarding Britain rests inside the Latin Sprachbund, which is known as Occidentia, and, as you can guess, the common language is a dialect of Classical Latin known as 'Magical Latin'."

"It's quite a bit different from the Latin you hear in church of course, because it's a living language, but in general it's fairly similar. Generally, light witches and wizards aren't raised speaking it nat–"

"Oh my WORD mum, let up for a minute, you're confusing the poor girl! I may be a Ravenclaw, but even I know that when you really get into a speech, you sound like a blood– I mean blooming textbook!"

"Actually, I don't mi–"

"ANYways, what mom was TRYING to say was that everyone in the wizarding world speaks Latin, and most wizards take a potion when they're kids to make them speak it."

"Well Iris, does that answer your question?"

"Y-yes sir"

"Alright then, let's eat!"

So, finally in Diagon Alley, where the only language potion store in Britain was, Iris finally got to learn the language of her new world. Tomorrow.

"Now remember honey", James said, handing over the two galleons the potion cost, "you have to take it before bed tonight, and by the morning, you'll be able to speak Latin just as well as any high-level learner."

"You could probably make it one of your native languages" he added, frowning in thought, "but that would require almost never speaking a word of English for the whole year, and you're gonna spend your breaks with us and your Aunt and Uncle, that won't end up happening."

"And remember!" James said, paying the shopkeep, "don't go taking any language potions for seven years after this, or else the languages will get all bull– uh… screwed up in your brain!"

Handing her the potion, James cast a temporary translation charm on her, similar to the one he cast at the beginning of the one and only magical church service she attended. The Potters may have spoken English to each other, James had told her, but most of the shopkeepers would be speaking Latin. He told her that even though most of them would probably switch when they saw her brother, some might not, and it would be better to have the charm and not need it, versus needing it and not having it.

Exiting the language potion store into the extra-wide street of the Diagon Alley Proper, iris followed the Potters out, to the camera-flashes of reporters. She wondered how James would explain away her presence to the reporters? If the ones who interviewed him looked anything like the ones taking pictures did, she thought, she might not even be mentioned. How awestruck at the Boy-Who-Lived do you have to be to engage in magical photo editing?

After a few minutes, James suddenly stopped in the middle of the street, pawing his pockets.

"Say, Iris, do you happen to have your Hogwarts letter on ya'? It has the supply list, and I can't find Danny's on me."

"No sir, I don't. I'm sorry."

"Bah! I keep telling you Iris, none of this 'sir' nonsense, call me dad! Does Vernon make you call him sir?"

"Y-yes, actually, he does… dad."

"Well", James said, a look of mild confusion on his face, "must just be a muggle thing then. I'm telling you Iris, this is why we have to start allowing muggles into our world! You were raised with them, you should know how bloody—I mean, darn—fantastic they are, but we're still stuck here on our own, unable to even relate on something as simple as raising a child! I swear, by the time–"

Iris, along with all the other children with the exception of Danny, began to tune James out as he went on yet another speech about the need for contact and integration between the wizard and muggle worlds, which would eventually devolve into another rant about Silvanus Malfoy insulting him, or Bronwen Aakster trying to sneak through some dark arts bill. absently, she nodded along, a suitably awed and agreeable smile on her face.

Thankfully, Charlie provided a much-needed interruption, after scrounging around in his pocket. "Oh hey Da', I found Danny's!"

"How on earth did it get there!" James said, reaching for the letter in his youngest son's hands. "Well, regardless, I'm curious if they've changed anything since my school days."

CLOTHING

Clothing will be left up to the discretion of the student's parents or guardians. However, the Hogwarts staff reserves the right to deem any set of clothing inappropriate and in need of confiscation. Creature students are advised that the category of "inappropriate" contains all clothing showing any skin of the torso, shoulders, or thighs.

SUPPLIES

1 wand

1 school trunk

1 cauldron (brass, standard size 2)

1 set of unbreakable vials (glass or crystal)

1 set of brass scales

COURSE BOOKS

Spells Made Simple: Level One by Baldric Tarquinius

Introductory Charms by Hrolf Séaghdha

A History of Magical Europe by Baldehild Bagshot

Transfiguration: Level One Inanimate-to-Inanimate by Athelstan Spinnet

An Exhaustive Compendium of Ingredients and Their Interactions by Renard van Daal

Introductory Level Brewing by Renard van Daal

Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them by Newt C. Scamander

Magical Mathematics: The Introductory Theory of Arithmancy by Marco Fautmoor

The Theory and Practice of Self-Defense by Bláthnaid Trask

"So…" Miriam said, finishing the list, "what do you two wanna get first? And not wands!", he said quickly, seeing Danny about to pipe up, "it's Potter family tradition that we get right before school starts, as the last on our shopping trip."

After a few moment of contemplative silence, Iris spoke up, excited by the prospect of finally learning magic. She was never allowed to excel academically at the Dursleys, but she thought that here, with magic, she could finally indulge herself.

"Can we go to the booksh–"

"Trunks! We need to get trunks!" He turned to Iris: "you're gonna love the types of trunks they have sis, did you know they can make them bigger on the inside? You could stick your whole arm in one, and you still wouldn't reach the bottom!"

Irritated, but unsurprised, Iris just put on her well-worn genial smile, and followed her hyperactive brother down the alley. Well, she thought, at least an infinite trunk would be useful if the Dursleys ever threw her back into the cupboard.


After a brisk walk towards the other end of the alley, the Potters eventually stopped in a secluded shop, with a teetering sign indicating that it was owned by the Pryderi family. Intrigued at the concept of expanded magical space, Iris entered the shop behind James and Danny, hearing a small chime tinkle to signal her arrival.

"Ah, customers! What can I do for you tod–…"

Iris was concerned. Was there something wrong? The shopkeep couldn't be more than nineneen or twenty, was it some sort of schoolyard rivalry with Marietta? She looked at her brother and father, but strangely enough, they just looked resigned.

"OH MY LORD, IT'S DANNY POTTER!"

Iris jumped in shock. She swore she could feel the ground shake.

"Mr. Potter, I can't believe… it's such an honor to actually meet you in person! My name is Galen Bell, and I'm such a huge fan! Is it true that you advise Head Auror Bones on strategy to combat roving werewolf packs? Did you really fight a vampire criminal that was trying to drink your friend's blood at your eleventh birthday party? Oh my God I'm so excited I actually get to meet you, my friends are all going to be so jealous! Can I get your autograph? One for me, and one for my sister Katie, she's your biggest fan!"

This… this was what the wizarding world thought of her brother? Her brother, who, in the months she had known him, could barely stand to read anything longer than the etchings on his broom? Her brother, who could barely cast the simplest charms with his father's wand, even when showing off to his friends? Her brother, who was spoiled beyond belief at Potter Manor, while Iris had to live in a cupboard?

Iris thought she might have hated the wizarding world too in that moment, just a little bit.

Unaware of Iris's dark thoughts, Danny's whole continence took on a well-practiced fake pleasure that Iris had seen on the covers to dozens of her Aunt's magazines. He began to chuckle good-naturedly, and shake the shopkeeper's hand.

"Well Galen, I can't answer those questions one way or another"—he winked, and Galen gasped—"but right now, I'm not the Boy-Who-Lived. I'm just Danny, a boy who's trying to buy a trunk for Hogwarts with his sister."

Galen stepped back behind the counter, abashed. "Oh you're absolutely right Mr. Potter, I'm so sorry! So, do you have any idea what type of trunk you'd want today?"

"Oh, nothing fancy, just a standard expanded three-compartment for heirs."

"Ah, excellent!" he said, clapping his hands excitedly.

"Our standard expanded three-compartment trunk comes with three identical levels, each opened by a separate password. Do you see these three locks on the front? Just touch your hand to one of them and say the password, and when you open the trunk, you'll find your desired compartment!"

He pulled out a display case with dozens of different blocks of materials. "For our basic material set, we offer trunk bodies made of Oak, Birch and Mahogany, with accents and locks in silver, bronze, or iron!"

"And what about the non-basic package?" James asked.

"Of course sir!" Galen said, excitement tempered by his well-practiced speech. "With our deluxe material set, which is only around fifteen galleons more, we also offer Birch, Ash, Maple, Cherry, Beech, Teak, Ironwood, Poplar, Walnut and Rosewood, with accents and locks in gold, platinum, ruby, and emerald!"

"And," Galen continued conspiratorially, "since you're such a high-profile customer, I can even offer you our exclusive blood locking package! Instead of a password, which anyone can guess, the trunk will only open with a prick of your finger. You can't fool that!"

For the first time since they'd entered the shop, James spoke up, frowning: " Blood locking, Mr. Bell?"

"Oh, well, I mean, I really don't–… I'm just the shopkeep so I didn't decide to– Please don't arrest me Mr. Potter sir! I had no idea that–"

"Realx, Galen", Danny said, arms in front of him in a calming gesture, glaring at James, "I'm sure my dad didn't mean it like that, did he?"

Rolling his eyes James clarified: "oh don't worry Mr. Trask, it's nothing you did wrong. I think I just might need to have a few words with your boss in the future."

Gulping at James's ominous comment, Galen moved back behind the counter, waiting for the twins to decide on their materials

While Iris began to look at the various completed models on display, Danny moved over towards the sample case, picking up and fondling the various bits of wood—judging by Galen's tense expression, he wasn't supposed to be doing that—until he came to his decision.

"Galen, can you do the locks in one thing, and the accents in another?"

"W-well it's not usually done…" Galen said, growing nervous as Danny began to frown, "b-but I mean for the Boy-Who-Lived, I don't think Mr. Pryderi would have any problem with it! I'm sure I can get you the exact type of trunk you need Mr. Potter, don't you worry! I'll bet my job on it"

Galen suddenly blanched, realizing from Danny's frown that his idle reassurance might end up being much less idle than he had intended. In fact, judging by his reputation, it was almost certainly so.

"Well~… I think I want the Cherry wood, with the accents in gold, and the locks in ruby. Gryffindor colors, you know" he said with a wink at James.

"And wh-what about y-you ma'am?" Galen said, turning towards Iris.

Uncomfortable with the deference she was being shown, Iris took a minute before she came to a decision. "I-I think I'd l-like the pale ash, w-with emerald a-accents, l-like my eyes."

Mostly recovered in the face of Iris's extreme anxiety, Galen rung the Potters up without any further incident.

"Just come back in an hour, Mr. Potter sir!" he said, looking at Danny. "We should have your special order ready by then!"

After signing his name with a practiced flourish, and collecting the slip to claim his new trunk, Danny led them out of the shop and into the Alley proper, followed by the rest of the Potters. Shaking his head, he turned to Iris.

"Yeah, I was the same way my first time."

"…'first time'?"

"Yeah, my first time dealing with fans and admirers."

"I'm telling ya' sis, being a celebrity's not all it's cracked up to be. Sometimes I wish we could have switched places, y'know? You'd be the Girl-Who-Lived and I'd live with the muggles. Yeah, I'd miss the fame and fortune, but it would just be so much easier to live a simple muggle life. Fame and fortune are more trouble than they're worth, honest. You ever had to go to a charity ball?"

Iris really was at a loss for words. She knew Danny was spoiled, but to think that his incredible wealth and fame were burdens? She honestly did hope that they switched places, she'd love to see how Danny dealt with recovering from a belting in the cupboard.

Still chuckling patronizingly, Danny led a bemused James and an internally fuming Iris to the bookshop, as the rest of the Potters trailed behind. Despite herself, Iris felt her mood lightening to a cautious excitement as they entered, entranced by the massive shelves full of magical knowledge.


James was talking, but Iris wasn't really listening to him. This place was incredible! She loved to spend time in the school library, but Flourish and Blott's must have been at least ten times bigger! Was this the size of the fabled "Surrey Library" that she heard the bookkeeper talk about?

Realizing that she wasn't paying attention, James just chuckled, and nudged her on the arm. "Seems like I was wrong about Hufflepuff Iris, looks like you're going to follow the rest of the Potter women straight into Ravenclaw!"

"I-…I'm sorry I didn't mean to–"

"It's fine, it's fine! You go on ahead, I'll pick up your schoolbooks." Suddenly, his face broke out into a broad grin, "don't worry about your dear old dad, I could only wish that you'd look at me with half the feelings you have when you look at those books! After I get your shopping lists, I'll just sit over here on the couch, nursing my broken heart. Oh, woe is me! The anguish, the pain, the agony!"

As James continued to make comically overblown declarations to Danny, and Danny began to join in, wailing and moaning, Iris ignored both of them, and headed straight into the shelves. She normally found James's bellowing, overblown humor quite annoying, but in this instance, she thought he had the right of it: a bookshop would be a better father than he would.

Searching through the stacks for the few English-language books she could find—the charm James cast didn't translate text—Iris put aside anything that caught her interest.

Household Charms? That'll make chores at Petunia's easier

Beginner-Level Enchanting with Runes? Color her interested

Defending Yourself: Practical Dueling to Make You Dangerous? Look out Dudley!

Unfogging the Future: Numerology and the Third Eye? Wait, seeing the future was a thing?

The Dark Magic Debate and Its Political History? That was–…

That was something that really interested her.

Ever since James's massive dinner-table outburst about the evils of dark magic, and his many subsequent rants about the same subject, Iris became very curious as to what exactly James hated so much. Not only was it the reason that he would act just like Vernon, he claimed that it was "danger" that had caused him to put her with Vernon in the first place.

To say that Iris felt that this "dark magic", whatever it was, was a significant force in shaping her life, was an understatement. James had quite literally told her, during her third dinner at Potter Manor, that combatting this mysterious force was the reason for almost everything he did. Besides, if it really was as bad as James made it sound, well… she still had plenty of anger left over from her mother's death at the hands of these magics.

Coming to a decision, Iris opened the book to the introduction, and read.

The Dark Magic Debate and Its Political History

Controversia Magiai Nigrai et Historia Civilis

By: Jeremiah Eadbhárd Proudfoot

For approximately one thousand years after the Statute of Secrecy in the early four-hundreds Anno Domini, the term "dark magic" did not exist in Latinate Europe. The term's first major use is recorded in 1597, in Francis Bacon's seminal treatise on light magic, 'Magia Nova Oritur Ex Ignibus Iustitiai'. Bacon, lacking any term for the dangerous and addictive ritual-based forms of magic which he would go on to antiquate, adopted a Chinese term he had heard on a brief visit to Serica.

The Chinese term he adapted, "huen mua", was used by dark wizard to refer to the magic they practiced, and had much less negative connotations. While the literal translation of "huen" as "dark" is technically accurate, a more nuanced translation shows that "huen" carries connotations of mystery, profoundness, and esotericism, even being used in the name of the greatest muggle Chinese saint, Huen Dzang. Needless to say, Francis Bacon was unaware of this nuance when he translated the term, thinking it equivalent to the Latinate Europe's concept of "darkness" and ever since, it has served as the foundation of the pagan dark's political augments.

Despite his coinage of "dark magic", however, Bacon did not coin the corresponding term "light magic". He in fact did not use the term, preferring instead "new magic" or "white magic", the first of which has since been adopted by the dark. The credit for the term "light" instead lies with Gianmarco Müller, who coined the term his famous political treatise 'Contra Magia Nigra', in which he–

"WHAT ON EARTH ARE YOU READING!"

Iris jumped up, startled, as James ripped the book from her hands.

"The Dark Magic Debate?! How many times have I warned you away from dark magic! And now you're reading a book defending it?!"

Hearing the commotion, Danny had come over, and gaped at Iris in shock. "Sis… are you really reading a dark magic manual?! What the hell! Dad, you gotta punish her! Remember when Johnny Hailwick's dad got him to give me that pamphlet? This is even worse!"

"N-no!" Iris said, paling. She still remembered James's threats to "discipline" her from her first family dinner.

"Y-you k-keep t-talking about h-how y-you're using p-p-politics to f-fight dark m-magic, and I w-wanted t-to k-know m-more. I'm n-not b-becoming a d-dark w-witch, I p-promise!"

James looked at her suspiciously, and skimmed the first paragraphs of the introduction. His enraged look gradually lessened, as it became replaced by a worried frown, as he began muttering to himself. "Hmm…. That's isn't as bad, I suppose…. Savage, that's a light family… Still…"

Coming to a decision, he snapped the book shut and tossed it down the isle, and turned to Iris, eyes earnest. "Alright Iris, listen up. Maybe I wasn't clear before, but the danger of being corrupted doesn't just come from practicing dark magic, but from exploring it. There were so many good Ravenclaws and Hufflepuffs in Hogwarts that got seduced away from the light, simply because they stated asking completely innocent questions like you did."

"That's why dark magic is so awful, it's temptation in its purest form. You know I'm not usually big on religious ceremony, saving my soul and all that"—behind him, Danny quickly hid a worried grimace—"but when Pastor McClure talks about dark magic coming from Satan, I think he's onto something. If Satan really is the father of all temptation, then dark magic is pretty much the perfect expression of what he's all about. Even trying to learn about one of my jobs is the type of question that could lead you down that unnatural path, right to evil gits like Nott or McCreath."

"I know you just want to help me honey, and understand what your dad does with his life, but promise me, you won't go reading up on the dark-light conflict. You don't know enough to know which authors to stay away from, so you might end up reading some biased pro-dark propaganda that'll start you down the path to destruction."

"It doesn't matter how good of a person you are, or how inherently light—and this goes for you too Danny, don't have that condescending look—dark magic has a way of seeping in and corrupting who you are inside. I'm not saying that you're a bad person, or are going to hell, but I'm saying that if you keep on asking these questions, you will be."

Terrified of James's wrath, especially since she lied about her motives for picking up that book, Iris could only nod hurriedly, not even having to fake a fearful expression. Danny, hearing James last comment, had rapidly paled, and began to turn inward, most likely in a quest to re-enforce his mind against the temptations of the dark.

Both silent in shock, they followed James back to the register, to the highly uncomfortable cashier. They bought Danny and Iris's personal books (minus the political history of course) in almost total silence, and headed out of the bookshop to meet up with the other Potters.

"C'mon guys…" James said, pushing open the door, "you haven't said a word for the past five minutes. I didn't mean to scare you that badly. I promise, as long as you stay vigilant, the darkness can never get a hold of you. so c'mon, cheer up! We're going to get your clothes next!

Shivering in spite of James's words, Iris and Danny both walked out into the sunlit alley, joining the rest of the Potters on the way to Madam Malkins.

Chapter End Notes

If you're wondering, the "C.", in "Newt C. Scamander" stands for "cutiepie" ;)


There's no Gringotts's trip because A) I didn't feel the story needed one, and B) James is a Lord, so he has more than enough money laying around without needing to go to the bank. Conversion rate: 1 Galleon = 3 GPB = 3.8 USD The title comes from a poem by the Chan Buddhist poet Hanshan: "Here's a word for the rich folks with cauldrons and bells: Fame's empty, no good, that's for sure." Yes, I changed most of the titles and names, because I wanted to set the tone for the type of names that'll be used in my story. Magical Latin is the lingua franca for most of Western Europe, and because magical travel is so convenient, there's an incredibly large amount of mixing within the Sprachbunds.

Celtic and Germanic names are going to be the most popular in Britania (Celtic because the magical Celts did a whole lot better than the muggle ones), but you're still going to see a great deal of names from other places. So yes, seeing someone named "Flavia Hrafnþórsdottir Smith" or "Giuseppina Siobhan van Ijzendijke-Giroux" is totally possible. Probable? Hell no, do you see those names? But definitely possible.

Also, really? A Herbology book written by someone named "Spore"? The Magical Latin sprachbund is anything west of the Austrian-Polish border. Anything east of that is in Magical Hellenic Europe, and speaks Magical Koine as their lingua franca. Rule of thumb is that if the national language is Germanic or Romance, it's in magical Latinate Europe, and if it's Slavic, Greek, or anything else, it's in Hellenic Europe.

If you know a bit of Latin, and are confused as to the peculiar forms of some of the Latin here, remember, this is a dialect of Classical Latin, not Classical Latin itself. The big orthographic changes you'll notice are that there aren't any overbars on long vowels, and æ is replaced with ai, to move it in line with the pronunciation.

A quick rundown of all the magical sprachbunds I have. I know some of them may seem confusing, so feel free to ask questions in the comments.

Latin: Western Europe

Koine Greek: Eastern Europe

Middle Chinese: East Asia

Sanskrit: South Asia, Southeast Asia:

Arabic: West Asia, Africa

Quechua: South America

K'iche: North America, Central America

Also, yes, the central unit of government in this universe is called a Sprachbund, not only because I feel it's my prerogative as linguist to make sure everyone understands that incredibly useful term, but because I feel like it makes sense in a world where governments are divided based on various lingua francas.

Also, if you're a speaker of Chinese or Japanese (or an exceedingly literate speaker of Korean), the hanzi for the (middle-)Chinese term "huen mua" is 玄魔 (PTH: xuánmó, Jp: kenma). "Huen Dzang" is the middle Chinese pronunciation of Xuanzang (玄奘), the guy who brought Buddhism to China, and the (supposed) main character of Journey to the West.

Also, I'm aware that mó has pretty negative connotations in both Chinese and Japanese, but in this universe, that's a result of muggle attitudes towards magic. In Magical Chinese, it isn't a negative term, but a neutral one equivalent to the English "magic".

Also yes, I know that "saint" is an awful way to categorize Xuanzang, and he certainly wouldn't be "the greatest" of them even if it was (that would probably be Guanyin?), but the book was written from the perspective of a culturally isolated Latin-speaking Catholic, and so "saint" seems like the most obvious term for a venerated earthly champion of the religion.

Monous tous Paidevthentas

Chapter Summary

Iris gets some new information.

Chapter Notes

See the end of the chapter for notes

Alone, in the girl's fitting section of Madam Malkin's, Iris realized that she was both Potter-less and Dursley-less for the first time in almost her entire life.

Unconsciously, Iris's shoulders began to untense, as a bit of tension she didn't even realize she was carrying uncoiled itself. In a much lighter mood, she went up to the assistant, and asked for a Hogwarts fitting.

"Hiya there!" the girl said, as she moved Iris onto one of the stools, "my name is Tonks— just Tonks—and I'll be fitting you today!"

Tonks was an attractive, pink-haired girl that looked to be only a few years older than Iris, with bright, blue eyes, a cute button nose, and gorgeous skin. She was wearing a flattering outfit that drew Iris's eyes down to… down to…

Magic really was incredible! That must be a charm to draw people's eyes to your clothing! Tonks was rather fetching without it, Iris thought, so with it, she must drive the boys wild!

Shaking off her wonder, Iris introduced herself. "Hi Tonks, my name is Iris… just Iris. Y-you have really… really nice clothes. I like them."

"Well thanks 'just Iris' I appreciate it! I sewed 'em myself, you know!"

Tonks began to pin up fabric to Iris's body. "'Just Iris', huh? Look at us, a couple'a half-named peas in a pod! Together, maybe we can make one full person!"

Iris heard a quiet snickering from the stool beside her. Seeing Iris and Tonks's looks, the girl blushed.

"Hi there, I'm Katie Bell. I'm going into my second year at Hogwarts. It's nice to meet you Tonks, Iris."

"So Iris…" Tonks said, turning her attention back to the girl standing on the stool in front of her, "is this your first year at Hogwarts?"

Katie looked on interested.

"Yes, it is. I just recently learned I was magical, actually, so this is all new to me."

"Well Iris, you're in luck! This is my first week being a shopkeeper, so this is all new to me too! Looks like we'll be learning together! I'm in my seventh year at Hogwarts though, so I can't help you there."

All three girls chuckled.

After a while, the girls fell into a companionable silence, as Tonks flittered around Iris and Katie, taking measurements, and pinning cloth onto every possible body part.

Iris thought that this was the most relaxed she'd ever been in the magical world. No angry, yelling father telling me how he wants to 'discipline' her; no overbearing step-mother trying to get her to convert to Catholicism; and no spoiled, mini-father-clone of a twin Brother flaunting the privileged life she could have had. She thought she could get used to this.

A few minutes later, Iris was drawn out of her comfortable reverie, as she Tonks hummed, looking at the cloth pinned up around Iris's body.

"I-is something wrong?"

"Oh no kid, I just realized that I ran out of pins to fit you with, and I don't think we have anymore up here in the front. Can you two keep each other company while I go look in the backroom?"

Before they could answer, Tonks sped out, and the two Hogwarts students were left with each other.

"Hey," Katie said in English, after a minute or so of silence, "I know you're a muggleborn, so you probably don't know this, but I'd stay away from Tonks if I were you."

"What? Why?"

"Well, her family's actually pretty well-known in political circles. My dad was on the Wizengamot, so I've heard of her. Her mum, Andromeda, used to be a Black—one of the darkest, most evil families out there—until she got kicked out of the family for marrying a muggle, a lot like her cousin Sirius. For a long time, they were considered really strong, proud members of the light. Sounds good, right?"

Iris nodded absently, wondering if this "Sirius" had any connection to her absent godfather.

"Well, a year or two after their child Nymphadora was born—that's Tonks's real name—Andromeda signed on as an advisor to Emil Häberli, the head of one of the biggest neutral families, and started pushing all these non-light ideas wherever she went."

"The dark," she clarified, "is the side that all the purebloods and dangerous dark creatures are on, like vampires and werewolves and stuff! They tell people that muggles are evil, or stupid, or less valuable than wizards, and that muggleborns should be taken away from them, so that wizards can do whatever they want without them knowing any better. I mean, c'mon, you understand, right? Saying you should have been taken away from your family, and that they shouldn't be allowed to know anything about the wizarding world, even if they're in danger from some dark creature? That's just awful!"

Iris just nodded, tight smile fixed on her face. Looks like she couldn't escape the Potters just quite yet.

"No one really knows what happened, but most people think that the Häberlis cut them some kind of deal, so that they'd turn on all their former friends. I mean, for Pete's sake, she was the one who wrote the law that tried to ban the Boy-Who-Lived Adventure Series! How much more dark can you get!"

Iris could tell she was about to continue, but as Tonks returned with a new set of pins, she cut herself off, and greeted the assistant shopkeep with that Iris now realized was forced warmth.

As Tonks resumed measuring and pinning, Iris turned over Katie's words in her head. Being taken away from her family, huh? And also, wait, 'Boy-Who-Lived Adventure Series'?! Is that why that shopkeep had thought Danny had done all those ridiculous things?

Iris was briefly brought out of her thoughts around fifteen minutes later, as Katie left with her robes. The second year not-so-discreetly glanced at Tonks, and whispered "remember what we talked about". Judging by Tonks's grimace, neither her reminder nor her earlier rant went as unnoticed as she'd thought. Poor girl.

A few minutes after that, Iris came out of her daydreams with a jerk, as Tonks accidentally stabbed her with a pin, hair turning canary-yellow in embarrassment.

Wait, turned yellow? Oh my G–

"Oh shi–… cra–… darn! Sorry!"

Iris was in shock. Here was someone who could help her understand her powers! James hadn't really been forthcoming in his explanations, so she was hoping to get some more information on one of her many recently-rediscovered birthrights

"E-excuse me, Tonks? D-do you… do you have metamorphism to?"

Tonks turned red, not even attempting to stifle her glare. "Hey kid, I don't appreciate being called slurs, y'kn–… wait, did you say 'too'?"

Confused at Tonks's reaction, but feeling a dawning sense of horror, Iris clarified. "Y-yeah. I was in the muggle world for most of my life, so m-my father locked my condition away. He just told me about it though, and told me what it's called."

Iris shifted her hair to match Tonks's crimson. "See?"

"So…" Tonks said, looking furious, "your dad told you that you had a 'condition' called 'metamorphism', and that he what, locked it away until you were twelve so you could 'responsibly deal with it'? Am I close?"

"Y-yeah, that sounds about right. Not exactly, but b-broad strokes. I mean, don't get me wrong, metamorphism is incredible!" Iris's tone turned awe-filled. I always felt like my skin was just… shrinking in on me, y'know? Like I was trapped. And now I feel so free! It's like I can change my expression, but with my whole body! It's so incredible!"

Smiling sadly at Iris's wonder, Tonks took on a much softer tone, even thought Iris could still tell her eyes were filled with a familiar loathing. "Iris, kid… who's your dad?"

Iris stopped, face white. She really didn't want to deal with the hassle of her family name right now, especially when it seemed that nearly everyone was completely in awe of her brother.

"Hey, nevermind, y'know, it's alright! I was just curious. You don't have to tell me who they are, but I can get a pretty good idea of what they're like from what you've told me. I'm guessing they're really integrationist, and use the term 'light magic' a whole bunch? Do they talk about 'dark creatures' too?"

"Uh… yeah. I mean, I don't know what an 'integrationist' is, but all that other stuff is spot on. What is an integrationist? And what", she lowered her voice, "is 'dark magic' anyways? I tried to read a book in the alley that talked about the history of the political debate about it, but my dad ripped it away from me and said it would turn me evil."

"Jeez kid, your family really are a buncha true-blue Nics, aren't they? How on earth did you end up with muggles?"

"Y-yeah, I guess they are. A-and I don't really want to talk about it, if that's ok"

"Yeah sure kid, keep your secrets. So… let me ask you a question." Her eyes suddenly took on a much more calculating gleam, at odds with her easygoing tone, "I heard what Bell was saying back there to you, she gave you the same speech about me and my parents that your family would probably give."

"Now my family isn't 'dark' like Bell was saying, but they certainly aren't 'light' either. So, my question is, why is the kid of a hardcore Nic couple coming to me for advice? Shouldn't you be going to your parents?"

"Well…" Iris said, "I kinda… I think I feel that the fact that you're neutral is actually a good reason to ask you questions. Like I said, J– my father doesn't really give me any good answers, he just talks about how me asking questions is a sign I'm being corrupted. I just want to understand, y'know? Even if dark magic does end up being as evil as he says it is, would figuring that out for myself really be that awful?"

Tonks stared directly at her for a solid minute, making Iris begin to sweat from discomfort.

"Kid… you know, you shouldn't really be saying things like that in public… Your parents, whoever they are, along with all rest of the Nics, are the ones in power right now, they have been for almost a century. Talking about stuff like that isn't exactly the quickest way to avoid suspicion."

Looking around, Tonks pursed her lips in thought, and eventually came to a decision. Muttering to herself, she get up, and closed the door to the fitting room, turning around the privacy sign on the door, and sending some sort of spell at the doorframe for good measure.

"To make sure nobody overhears us"

Iris grew intrigued. Were the arguments of her James's enemies really that forbidden? Just what exactly time of political climate had she come into?

"Alright kid, I'll give you a brief rundown of the political system of this messed-up Sprachbund. But only until I finish fitting your clothes, alright? I don't think I could get away with any longer."

She smirked. "I may been a Hufflepuff, but that doesn't mean I'm not good for encyclopedia-duty, so get ready for a whole lotta information, all at once!"

"So", she began, "the first thing you have to realize is that you are not just a sorcerer mage with a condition, you're what's called a 'changeling', a sub-race of sorcerers. Most of the Integrationists, the Nics that is, like to pretend otherwise, but we changelings have our own separate history and culture, just like the Coblynau, or Elves, or whatever."

"…sorcerer? mage? Coblynau? Wait, Elves are real?"

"Ah crap, that's right. Alright kid, the first big political difference that you gotta know is the one about terminology. One of the two main political points that the Nic, or more properly 'integrationist' philosophy is based on, is that muggles are basically the same kind of people as you, me, and your dad."

"Nics say that muggles and sorcerers are one race, called 'humans', and all the other races— Coblynau and Elves being two of those—are 'magical creatures', which are a lot like animals that can talk. They see themselves not as a separate race of being from muggles, but as a human that's been gifted with magic—usually by God—and use the word 'sorcerer' or 'magical' to mean just that, a human that has magical ability."

"Most Nics, and a lot of more integrationist neutrals, really love the muggle world, and think its better than the magical one. They see things like the muggle government, muggle schooling, muggle social roles, and really everything muggle, and wand to bring them into the magical world."

"They'll generally say that by secluding ourselves away, the magical world is actually committing this big offence against the muggle world, because we could solve so many of their problems with magic, and make their lives a whole lot better. The magical world originally hid away because of the purges being done by all the Roman Christians, but most integrationists are Christians themselves, and say that the muggles have moved past those 'barbaric' times, and are ready to accept magic, and all the benefits it could bring to their lives."

"Because of this view, the big central point of Nic policy is proposing measures to help bring the muggle and magical worlds closer together. They have a lot of bills trying to make magical social norms more like muggle ones, but they haven't had a whole lot of luck with those. The only one they've managed to pass is the restriction on divorce, none of the sodomy laws have really gained any ground, thanks to the neutrals.

"Another big thing for them is trying to assert supremacy over the other races. They're big into the whole 'made in the image of God' creation thing, which means that they think humans—sorcerers and muggles that is—are God's chosen race, the ones he made modeled after himself. For most races, they'll just try to limit their power, because most of the mages of those races are pagans and obviously don't buy into all that God-given human supremacy stuff, but for some, like us, they'll try to fit them into their category of 'humanity'."

"For example, around thirty years ago, right at the beginning of The Dark L– of You-Know-Who's Civil War, Dumbledore and his hardcore Nic supporters put forward this bill in the Wizengamot th–"

"Sorry, 'Wizengamot'?"

"Oh right, you wouldn't know that. Well the Wizengamot, is the legislature in Occidentia. They're made up of around seventy-five percent Noble Families: old, powerful families that have been around for a long time. The other twenty-five percent of the seats used to go to the Office of the Minister—that's the executive branch, under Minister Fudge—to assign, but ever since the Nics passed a measure back in the fifties, around two-thirds end up going to muggleborns elected by popular vote."

"Now, back to what I was saying. So, around thirty years ago, the hardcore Nics in the Wizengamot, who are all led by Dumbledore, but forward this bill whose big proposed purpose was to create an official registry of any 'wizards and witches with unusual abilities', mostly changelings and the other sub-race of sorcerers, skinwalkers. They said it was a 'protective measure', so because 'the dark' was trying to recruit changelings and skinwalkers, and so they'd be in danger."

"But the real purpose of the bill, and the thing I think shows what the Nics are all about, basically made it so that anyone on the registry—changelings especially—were banned from having any jobs that were deemed 'trust-essential'."

"According to Dumbledore, our powers made us 'prone to deception' and 'susceptible to corruption'. He and his followers basically said that because we could potentially impersonate people, if we cover up our marks with makeup or something, we shouldn't be allowed to work with 'average witches and wizards'! He even said that the Dark Lord was using changelings to impersonate ministry employees as a plot to gradually take over the ministry!"

"So this"—she waved to her shopkeep's outfit—"is basically our only option, no matter what school we go to; because of the Nics, mages like you and me can't hold around 50% of the jobs in the magical world! That's the reason my family switched to neutral after I was born. My mom said she realized that she couldn't ever side with the old coot again after I told her that I wanted to become an auror, and she had to watch my face when she told me I never could!"

Breathing heavily at the end of her rant, Tonks took a moment to calm herself, and then blushed in embarrassment.

"Er… sorry Iris, I guess I wasn't being as balanced as you'd want me to near the end there. Sorry?"

"Oh no," Iris said, fascinated by Tonks's ideas and passion, "this is actually exactly what I wanted. I hear enough stuff about 'the light', or the integrationists I guess, from James, I really want to hear what the other side has to say. So, what do the opponents to integrationism believe?"

Once again fixing Iris with that calculating look, Tonks stepped away from the pin she was pushing in, and rechecked the charms on the door.

"…Alright, fuck it. In for a penny, and all that."

"So basically, the main opponents of the Nics are called the Seclusionists, or the Rells. Unlike the Nics, they think that muggles are a completely separate race from every type of mage, including sorcerers. To the Rells, sorcerers are just one more magical race among many, and make up a united magical world, which only exists because the muggles haven't found out about it yet."

"For Rells, Muggles are generally pretty awful, and'll destroy mages the first chance they get, like back before the Seclusion. Back in those times, the races of mages that could pass for muggle were beaten, flogged, or burnt at the stake, and the ones that weren't had it even worse, with their whole communities being wiped off the face of the earth by 'monster hunters'."

"For most seclusionists, the goal is to totally separate themselves from the muggle world. One of their big, defining policies is what's called 'muggleborn adoption', taking away any sorcerers born into muggle families to be raised by parents of their own race, and then blood-adopting some random muggle kid to take their place."

"They don't want anything even remotely stinking of muggles to have a place in the magical world; the really mean it when they call muggles 'muds', and Muggleborns 'mudbloods'. They think that any mage who was raised by muggles is gonna try to change that magical world to be more like the muggle one, which means that the majority of the mages are going to die."

"Actually, now that I think about it, some of them used to advocate something similar to that adoption scheme for changelings like us too, but the 'racial purity' seclusionists have been pretty insignificant ever since Walburga Black died, and the Dark Lor– uh… You-Know-Who rose to power."

"Just who was You-Know-Who? I tried to ask Mi– my… mother what his name was, and she wouldn't tell me, she just paled and told me nobody says his name, or what he looked like, or anything about him."

Tonks fixed her with a glare.

"Kid… I don't care how 'curious' you are, I'm not gonna be caught in the middle of Diagon Alley talking about the goals of the Knigh– er… the Death Eaters. Everything up until now was just me talking about politics to you, but that? If that reached the right ears, I could go to prison."

Iris fixed her with a desperate look.

" Please Tonks, I promise, I won't tell anyone! It's just that I haven't found anyone to tell me this stuff, and I want to know! I want to know everything about the magical world, but you're the only one who'll tell me anything!"

"…"

"…"

"…damnit, I'm not used to being on the other side of changeling puppy-dog eyes"

"Ok, kid, fine. The group the Nics call 'the Death Eaters' was a group of radical Rells, who wanted to use force to rebuild the 'muddied and corrupt' ministry from the ground up, and… well, all I'll say about that is that the political debate isn't just about seclusion or integration, its also about different types of magic, and magical religions."

"Most Rells practice an older set of pagan beliefs, and no, don't ask, I won't tell you what they're called. Now those aren't exactly legal, but they're an open secret, because they're mostly just rituals about connecting with and worshipping magic, and are just burning an offering and making a prayer."

"The thing is, the Dark L–… You-Kn–… fine, Lord Voldemort, because you're so bloody curious, didn't just want to make those rituals legal, but also way more complex rituals to do other stuff, like making enchantments on objects permanent, or crafting new spells that were way more efficient and powerful. Now unlike pagan rituals, those types of rituals are very, very illegal, and is what your dad is probably calling 'dark magic'."

"I'm serious Iris, you don't ever talk about this stuff. You know what the thing that most politically-aware Nics associate those types of rituals with? Human sacrifice. This is really not something you go looking into where people are watching."

"But wh–"

" No kid, I told you. That's all I'll say on the matter. Now straighten up, suck in your chest, and let me tell you about the Offices of the Minister."

A half-minute later, Tonks continued in a much more relaxed tone. "Ok so basically, the Offices of the Minister contain most of the departments you'll hear about as being 'in the ministry'. That's stuff like the Department of Magical Law Enforcement, the Department for the Regulation and Control of Magical Creatures, and the Department of International Magical Cooperation. Now I know those can be a mouthful, so most people usually just use abbreviations or Nicknames, like the DMLE, the Zappers, or the DIMC."

"Now, I'm sure you know that Occidentia is divided into three provinces, with thirty prefectures, but what you might not know is that each department actually has–"

*knock knock knock*

"Hey sis!" Marietta yelled through the thick wood, "are you ready yet? Danny's getting impatient, he finished twenty minutes ago!"

Tonks stiffened, immediately connecting the dots in her head, and temporarily lowered the silencing charm.

"Y-yeah Marietta, I'm almost done! Just give me another minute or two!"

When she turned back away from the door, Iris was met by a panicked glare.

" James fucking Potter, that's who this mysterious 'James' is? I thought you were the abandoned bastard kid of James Ximenes, or James van Ryskamp! You mean to tell me I've just been talking about seclusionist politics to the daughter of James Potter, the fucking 'Sword of the Light'?"

Iris hesitantly nodded her head.

"Kid, you can't tell anyone that we had this talk, anyone. You can't even tell anyone we met. I'm serious, I would be fucking crucified. Not even metaphorically, I mean literally crucified, considering your father is JAMES FUCKING POTTER."

Iris just started at the frantic mage, wide-eyed. "W-would it really be as bad as you're implying?"

Tonks just stared at Iris, disbelieving. "kid, you've fucking met your father, right? What do you think he'd do if he heard the daughter of one of the most famous "dark-traitors" in the country was giving his daughter a nice ol' talk on the political goals of the Dark Lord?"

Iris paled.

"You gotta understand kid, after Lily Potter died, James Potter went full-on fucking psycho trying to get revenge for her. He stated trying to whip up an actual crusade, yes , that's literally what he called it, against anything even remotely stinking of 'dark magic'. And the thing is, because of the whole Boy-Who-Lived hype, he almost managed to do it. Marrying your mother calmed him down some, but everyone knows Miriam Potter is an über-Catholic nutjob, so his views actually got even more extreme."

"Uh… M-Miriam isn't my mother… I-I'm Danny's twin actually…"

"…"

"…T-Tonks?"

"Holy shit, holy shit, HOLY SHIT."

" HOLY SHIT, THIS CANNOT BE HAPPENING"

"wha–… T-Tonks?!!"

"Circe kid, you have no idea how dead I am if this gets out. Seriously, notorious dark-leaning neutral witch taking the Boy-Who-Lived's twin sister and trying to 'seduce her to the dark side'? My whole family would be in Azkaban before you could say 'manufactured evidence'. I think the only thing that might actually be worse is if I literally tried to seduce you."

Iris paled even further, and then, registering Tonks's last comment, flushed a bright scarlet.

"…"

"…"

"…really kid, that's what gets the big reaction out of you?"

"This is… this is just fucking too much. I gotta sit down..."

Tonks collapsed into the wooden armchair next to the counter, giggling only slightly hysterically.

"Don't… don't worry kid, I promise, you're around twenty years too young to be my type. Magical Morgana, what a morning. Danny Potter's twin, and I told her about the fucking Old Rites. Fuck I'm such an idiot."

"T-type?... Y-you're a…Wait… Did you… did you say twenty years too young? I'm only six years younger than you!"

Tonks chuckled. "What can I say kid, I like my lovers to have a bit of grey in their hair. A permanent grey", she added, pointing at a silver-haired Iris

Iris thought she really did have the worst luck. Right after Tonks had made her comment, by some awful coincidence Iris's shifting hair chose that moment to settled on a dignified grey.

Tension bleeding out of the room at Iris's obvious discomfort, Tonks finished taking the final few pins out of Iris's robes, and casting the final few sewing spells.

"You know kid, I wasn't just working myself up earlier, you really can't tell anyone what we talked about. I wasn't joking about the 'manufactured evidence' thing, that actually happened a few years ago with one of the Hailwicks. Hell, it's probably better if you pretend you never even met me, for both of us."

"Yeah… I know…" Iris said with a sigh.

She really liked Tonks's open personality and self-depreciating sense of humor. She wanted to spend more time with her, get to know her, and maybe even discuss magic and politics. Unfortunately, it seemed that once again, the Potters would be responsible for ensuring she remained friendless and miserable, albeit a little more directly this time.

"So… I really haven't had any friends before, so I never really figured out how to do this. Good… goodbye forever, I guess?"

Looking at her a bit oddly, Tonks shook her head. "No friends? Well, that's the fuckin' muds for ya', I guess."

"…"

"…er… don't tell anyone I said that either. I'm officially supposed to be neutral and all, like the rest of my family, but… yeah. Circe, I really can't keep my big mouth shut today, can I?"

Giggling at Tonks's antics, Iris stepped down off the stool. "Well, Ms. Unnamed Shopkeeper, it was a pleasure doing business with you. My name is Iris, Iris U. P. Potter, and I love my father very much! He's the 'Sword of the Light', you know"

"Well Ms. Potter, it was truly a pleasure serving the sister of or wonderful Boy-Who-Lived, and I hope you have many happy days ahead of you of beating back the forces of darkness! I must ask though, would you prefer the hems of your robes to be kissed now, or one you've broken them in?"

Laughing Iris gathered up her new robes and walked towards the now-unlocked door, waving goodbye to Tonks with her free hand.

"Wait!" Tonks said from the backroom, right as she was about to twist the handle. "What do the middle initials stand for?"

"Why my dear nameless shopkeeper," Iris replied, "they stand for 'Unicorn Phoenix', the true representatives of my deepest inner being."

Stepping out to Tonks's roaring laughter, Iris marveled at how free and… herself she felt. When was the last time she'd traded banter like this with Dudley? Months? God Al-… Merlin this felt good.

It really was a shame that she wouldn't be able to see Tonks anymore, Iris thought, she was the first person she'd met in the magical world who she felt comfortable around. If she was any indication of the types of people that the "dark" had to offer, then she might just have found a new secret political allegiance.

Besides, she thought, she'd never met a single muggle that had ever been kind to her, simply because she was a mage: it wasn't as if she disagreed with most the ideas Tonks had expressed.

"Muds" indeed…

Chapter End Notes

o, how did you guys like your first dash of independent, snarky, semi-self-confident Iris near the end there! The Potters, especially James, really do a number on her ability to express herself, so you haven't seen the type of character she's going to grow into in the coming chapters. Buckle up, you're in for a wild ride!

The chapter title means "Only the Educated", and comes from the Ancient Greek text of the Discourses of Epictetus, meaning "only the educated". The full (English) quote is: "We must not believe the masses, who say that free persons only ought to be educated, but we should rather believe the philosophers, who say that it is only the educated who are free."

If any fellow Linguaphiles are reading this, the term that's being translated as "mud" in English is "cænum", which, if you can believe it, actually has more insulting connotations than its English translation, also referring to filth and muck in general. "Mudblood", then, would be "Sanguis Cænī", or "Sanguis Caini" in Magical Latin

Yes, "Nic" and "Rell" in this universe function a lot like "Tory" in the irl UK. That's not to say that there's any sort of equivalence of policy between the two, because I did my very best to make magical politics entirely unique thanks to the existence of magic, but just that the nickname is used in similar semi-official ways.

And if you're wondering, the terms come from corruptions of "Phoenix" and "Thestral", the two most common symbols for vigilante organizations for each side, respectively. If you want to see why Thestrals are so commonly used by seclusionists, look at their entry in the magical bestiary in my profile

I have a lot of things about the HP canon and fanon that I want to make more rational when I write this fic, but the one that really inspired me to write in the first place was the typical fanon way of making the "dark" seem more sympathetic is REALLY terrible. Basically, authors confuse making the "dark" realistic with making it sympathetic. What most authors do is take the canon dislike of muggleborns, and instead of attributing it to blind prejudice, attribute it to a desire to "maintain wizarding culture" or "protect magical traditions" from the muggle influence which seeks to change them. Incidentally, they often don't really define what those traditions are, or how they in any way make them superior to muggles.

Now yes, this is a realistic ideology, and one that many real-life people could believe in, but the thing those authors ignore is that all those people are far-right radicals. Seriously, just replace "muggle" with "Muslim", and "mudblood" with "refugee", and you'll basically have the operating rhetoric of the British National Party Now I really don't want to start any arguments in my comment section, but I just wanted to put that out there because I wanted to give the rationale I had when designing the political system of this fic.

I'm going to speak a bit from the heart here, so I apologize if I get a bit sappy or emo. I'm a very cynical person in general, and I feel that human history justifies my dark, pessimistic view of the human race. Sure. I'd love to see a solution to climate change, or a treaty-borne world peace, or a socialist society in which everyone is cared for, or what have you, but I largely think humans are too petty, jealous, and greedy to ever bring those things into a reality.

Certain political and economic systems can have some successes at curbing that, but they can't really fight the flow of nature forever. Everything that humans set their hands on rots within a generation. Even the hardest-one societies, borne of struggle and revolution, only fulfill their promises for as long as the revolutionaries live.

Magic is my way of fixing that. When I'm writing this fic, magic lets me change human nature, it lets me make people better. The Old Rites in this universe actually unequivocally fulfill on the promises of religion by connecting you to the magic of the earth: they make you more empathetic, more loving, more generous, more understanding, and just… better.

I wanted to create an asylum against the horrors of the human race, a society that could do nothing but live harmoniously in peace for ten thousand years. No expansions, no wars, to murder campaigns. That's the only society for which I could justify fighting a longterm vigilante campaign to protect (a la Voldemort), and the only society I could justify isolating from the rest of the world.

Brother Wands

Chapter Summary

Iris gets her wand, and meets a mysterious old man. Interesting...

Chapter Notes

See the end of the chapter for notes

Ollivander's wands must have been the most out-of-place store Iris had ever seen. Where the rest of the alley had tall, imposing buildings made of granite or brick, the wand-maker's shop was an earthy wooden structure that looked like it was plucked straight from a medieval German village. The rest of the Potters didn't bat an eye though, so she figured that this must have been normal. Iris would admit to being a little disappointed.

"Wait one moment" James said, pausing outside of the door to the wand shop. "I almost forgot to warn you, Ollivander is a dryad, so make sure you're on your best behavior." Danny stood up a little straighter, mildly paling.

"Dryads are some of the oldest and most dangerous magical creatures," he said, turning to Iris, "they mainly spend their time making wands for us humans with their nature magic. They don't see it like that though, they are extremely prideful."

"Yeah," James said, "they really don't like being given any reminders of their place in the world. Their nature magic makes them extremely dangerous, so they feel the wizards they serve are much weaker than them, and don't deserve their service. Don't say any"

Seeing the ashen faces of all the Potter children, James sighed, and ran a hand over his face.

"I'm… I'm not saying we're gonna get chopped up an eaten, guys, I just wanted to educate you so that the worst doesn't happen. Hundreds of thousands of young wizards and witches in Occidentia get their wands from Dryads each year, and nothing bad has happened yet. Things will most likely be fine, just don't do anything foolish, and we'll all be safe."

"Any encounter with a Dryad will go fine if you remember to address it by the proper titles, give it a respectful space so it knows you aren't trying to hurt it, and don't ever question it if it starts acting strange: they can only speak in riddles and half-sentences, so it can take a minute to figure out what they're trying to say. Just follow my lead in how I talk to it, and everything will go fine."

"Also," Miriam said, "they've always been very shifty on what sympathies they had during the last war. They haven't ever said, but most people think they're sympathize with the pagans and dark creatures, because of how much they resent serving wizards. It wouldn't surprise me, that's why most creatures rebel and turn towards dark magic."

"Now I'm not saying that's necessarily true," she said quickly, sending a worried glance towards Ollivander's shop, "and I'm not saying that they practice dark magic or anything, but I still want you to be careful. Creatures don't have the same type of morality we do, they live on the law of the jungle. Just… just be careful."

Confused, and more than a little terrified, Marietta stopped her mother before she could follow James into the shop. "Hey mum… I… I know you said that everything should be fine, but... but why do we take that chance? If they have the potential to be so dangerous, why do we let them make our wands? Surely it would be safer to have other wizards make them?"

"Well," Miriam said, "you have to remember sunflower, that every species of creature has a place in the hierarchy of nature, and even if that creature is dangerous, God has a reason for ordaining them to provide valuable services for witches and wizards. Denying them that place is bad for us, because we lose out on that valuable service, and also cruel to them, because they're denied fulfilling their God-given purpose in life."

"Think of the Goblins. Would you trust a goblin to give you a haircut, or take care of a baby?"

"No!" Marietta said, laughing slightly despite his lingering anxiety.

"Well, you wouldn't trust a goblin to do that, but you'd trust them to take care of your finances, wouldn't you?"

Marietta nodded.

"Well, that's just it! Goblins aren't designed to take care of wizarding children, or give haircuts, so you don't trust them to do those things. But they are designed to manage money, so you should feel perfectly safe handing over your galleons to them."

"It's the same thing with dryads. They aren't designed for conversation or interaction, so it can be dangerous to do that with them, like we were saying. What they are designed for is making wands, so they're the best at it, even better than witches and wizards. Do you understand now?"

"Yeah… I think I do…" Marietta said, all the Potter children looking to have calmed down.

"Excellent!" Miriam said. "Now, dears, let's not keep your father waiting, and head inside!"


Iris looked around. The room she was in was a little smaller than the living room at Privet Drive, with a set of eight or so chairs opposite a small counter. Surprisingly though, despite the shop's purpose, she couldn't see a wand in sight, or even a wand-maker.

"Hello Ms. Iris and Mr. Danny Potter, I've been expecting you."

AAH! Iris whipped around, almost elbowing a snickering Marietta in the face. Where on earth was he hiding!

The man who had snuck up behind her was very old-looking, with unfocused eyes, white skin that was just a little to shiny to be flesh, and, strangely enough, a tangle of roots and leaves instead of hair. Eventually, he stopped staring at them, and spoke in English: "Ah yes… James Potter, and Miriam McClellan… Cedar, with phoenix feather and dijiang fur, and cherry, with shangyang feather and sphynx fur, if I recall correctly…"

"Ah… yes, Great Dryad" Miriam replied, "thou art right in thine assumptions. Although, my name has been Miriam Potter for ten years, I tell thee."

"Yes, yes, of course… Now I suppose all of you are here to craft wands for the young twins here? Iris and Danny Potter, how interesting…."

"G-great dryad, sir… what is interesting, if I may ask that of thee?"

"Oh nothing Mr. Danny Potter, nothing at all…."

"Um… alright then."

"Well!" Ollivander said, his glassy eyes returning to his customers, "it seems as if right now, of course, is the time you two have come to get your wands…. Now, going first, will be… Danny Potter, will it not?"

Ollivander moved around to face Danny, as James discreetly gripped his wand, and Miriam shifted just a little closer to her husband.

Nervous, Danny nodded his head, causing Ollivander to sharply turn towards the door in the back of the room, and motion that Danny follow him. Taking a moment to gather his Gryffindor courage, Danny followed, and stepped through without looking back once.

The whole shop was silent, none of the Potters wanting to speak, until around twenty minutes later, when Iris started as felt a great amount of… something fill the air. Around a minute after that Danny walked out clutching his new wand, beaming.

"How curious…" Ollivander muttered, following him.

"What dost thou find curious, G-Great Dryad?" Danny asked, still quite obviously unnerved at the old wandmakers presence.

"You have a very curious wand indeed… Cedar with Thestral tail-hair and crushed Amit scale… Mr. Danny Potter, I believe… I believe fate has great things in store for you."

"What… what is thine meaning, Great Dryad?", Danny asked, as his father's gaze sharpened behind him.

"This wand… it is a wand of strength, of justice… of self-confidence, of moral righteousness and unyieldingness… how curious indeed."

"I-if… if thou do not mind me saying so… I cannot see as far as you, Great Dryad, how is it curious? That describes me pretty perfectly as the Boy-Who-Lived: strength, justice, and morality…"

"Oh yes, Mr. Danny Potter, and that is precisely why… This is the wand of a champion, of one marked by fate… You will do great things I'm sure…"

"Well yeah, I– I mean yes Great Dryad, I now understand. I am the Boy-Who-Lived, and as thou know, doing great things sounds… sounds… right up my alley." James cringed at the idiom.

"Yes, perhaps…. perhaps indeed…"

Feeling that Ollivander wasn't going to give any useful information, and secretly, that 'perhaps' or 'curious' might be some Dryad code-word to signal an attack, James spoke up.

"Wait! Ah… wait, Great Dryad, did thou say my son hath a wand of Thestral tail-hair?"

"Why yes Mr. James Potter, that was… certainly one of the two cores which called to young Danny. Indeed, that Thestral had only given one other tail-hair to me… How… peculiar… Yes, certainly peculiar…"

Turning away from Ollivander, Danny started bouncing excitedly. "Yeah dad, when I poured my magic into the divining rod, I felt this huge pull right towards it right away! It was like the rod was trying to leave my hands!"

"Danny…" James said, frowning, "a Thestral is a very dark creature, so dark that the Death Eaters used it in the last war. It's the polar opposite of a unicorn, the lightest creature on earth."

Danny blanched.

James turned to Ollivander, worry overcoming his innate dislike. "Oh Great Dryad, dost thou know of any meaning to that core? Does my son have darkness in his future?"

"DAD!" Danny said, horrified, "you know I'd never–"

"I know son, I know, I'm just… I'm just asking questions. There's got to be a reasonable explanation for that being your wand core! Wait… ah, Great Dryad , thou did say a moment before this that there was one other who received a core from this same Thestral? Who was it, if I may ask of thee?"

"Mr. James Potter," he said, somehow having moved to stand right next to Danny, "the tail-hair was given to form… hmm… yes, it was given to form the same wand that caused this… right here…" He pointed to Danny's scar, as the whole room—even Iris—gasped.

"M-marked as his equal…" James whispered, causing the whole room to look at him in confusion.

At first James looked relieved at that explanation, but very quickly, his face paled, a different type of worry entering his eyes. He shot a glance to Ollivander, and seeing that the Dryad was off in his own world, muttering, he explained his thoughts.

"Danny… I think I understand now. You defeated You-Know-Who, you're connected to him through fate. If…Dumbledore is right, and he's still out there"—Iris was the only one who gasped this time—"o-of course you're going to have part of your core be from the same animal as his, it's a sign of your f-fate… To… To defeat him once and for all." Miriam let out a sob at the words.

"Besides," he said, voice straining to take on a more carefree tone, "your other core is from an Heart-Eater, and Amit, and that's one of the lightest creatures around!"

Danny's shoulders, along with those of the rest of the non-Iris Potters, slumped in relief, as they accepted James's explanation at face value.

"Well…" Ollivander said, "it seems… I shall now take back young Ms.… Iris?... Yes, young Ms. Iris Potter…"

James spoke up, bowing to Ollivander. "Thank you Great Dryad, for thine explanations, and thine crafting of my son's wand. Yes, if it is within tine kindness, please craft a wand for my daughter as well…"

Still a little shaken from the rapid emotional her brother had gone through in the shop, Iris followed him without comment.


Hurrying Iris inside and closing the door, Ollivander turned and stared directly at Iris with his vibrantly blue eyes, his gaze suddenly piercing. After about a minute of staring, he turned around abruptly, and motioned for Iris to follow him.

"I wouldn't listen to what your father had just told you", he said, talking while he gathered together a series of various material samples, "we dryads really are quite harmless, have been and probably always will be, especially now. I won't kill you for insulting me, or asking a question, or whatever nonsense he'll have just said. Forget all that 'Great Dryad' nonsense, and the speaking like you come from an 11 th century monastery, I haven't seen where that comes from, but it really is quite ridiculous. And yes," he said, not even turning around to see Iris open her mouth "I can indeed 'see the future' in a certain sense."

"H–"

"How? Well Ms. Iris Potter, what you must realize is, the future is not set. It is my duty and curse to see the vast weave and web of fate, and follow along it as the actions of others hurl me to and fro between the strands."

"Nothing is set in stone, I can merely see all probabilities, for all people, and all time, all I have to do is look in the right place. I can see the timelines where you're sorted into Gryffindor, just as easily as I can see the ones where you're sorted into Slytherin."

His eyes grew glassy for a moment "No, it isn't 'peeping', as you'll put it, and there'd be no reason to use such language. You really don't ever change, do you?"

"Oh! Ms. Iris Potter, I apologize, I was lost in the web of time for a moment there. You were saying?"

"W–"

"Why am I being so much more talkative and candid to you than I was with your family? Less 'flighty', as you may have put it, if you'd known the word, but didn't because you decided to go to sleep thirty minutes into your aunt and cousin's watching of 'Chicken Run', instead of forty?"

"Well, Ms. Iris Potter, I've been preparing for this encounter with you for quite a while, it's a rather large node in that weave, as it were. I am not, as your father had liked to be saying, 'acting mysteriously', because unlike the majority of my conversations, this is an important one, and so I've turned away most of my attention from the future to focus on the time I'm speaking, which for you is right now."

"…"

"Why you, and not Danny, or someone else? Well, you must understand that there isn't any force that controls the timelines, there's no 'reason' for things to happen the way they do. Things simply happen, which causes other things to happen, and that's it."

" However, if you're asking as to the effects of this little meeting, I don't tell you anything about that. All I can say is that certain events will end up happening, rather than others, thanks to you having the type of conversation you are, with the type of so-called 'creature' that I am."

"Be glad," he added with an expression that could pass for the smile on the face of a member of any other race, "that this isn't the timeline where Hevfassera is the one crafting your wand, I assure you, you would've been more confused with them than you will have been with me. They're being a bit 'out of it', as they'll say, even by Dryad standards."

He suddenly straightened. "Now, this is around all I'll have said, so I do apologize, but I'll have to go back to acting 'barmy', as it were. While it is interesting to meet certain personalities while they're with me, the infinite future is just so more interestingly vast than anything you could expose me to. Also yes, to answer that question nagging at the back of your head, I indeed am immortal. Well, as close to it as you can get, anyways. Time works very differently for me than it does for you."

Finishing his speech, his eyes slowly lost their focus, as he went back to staring at whatever far-off place he was staring at before.

Ollivander stood and waited for around five minutes while Iris reviewed and dealt with what had happened, and then turned and grabbed a strange-looking wooden device shaped like a Y. Around two seconds later, Iris blinked rapidly, finally done processing the formerly soft-spoken man's verbal barrage.

"This", he said, holding out the device, "is my wand-divining rod. Ms. Iris Potter… please, take hold of it… Pour your magic in. We shall see which wood and core you are drawn to… Oh? Or even wood and cores… perhaps… no… yes?"

Iris reached out and grabbed it from his hand, but paused. "S-sir? I'm not entirely sure how to pour my magic into it."

"Hmmm…" Ollivander said, looking at her again with that unfocused stare. "How strange… Has there really been no point in your childhood… Ms. Iris Potter, would you say that there was ever a time when you did something unexplainable? No, of course not… This certainly is… certainly is…

Suddenly, his eyes snapped back into focus, seemingly looking away from whatever unfathomably distant object held his attention. "Oh my, this certainly is curious, I wasn't expecting this at all. Yes, I've prepared for this conversation, but only very rarely does it happen. Things are quite certainly being curious now! I haven't been this present in a conversation since I told young Mr. Riddle that I wouldn't be this present in a conversation for almost seventy years!"

"It seems as if all your childhood magic was poured into your healing and self-preservation, or otherwise, you'd have already gotten some idea of how it feels to truly channel it. No turning wigs blue, no… oh my accidental apparition? Incredible! Regardless, it isn't, wasn't, and never will be, so it seems that burden now falls to me. You had felt it thought, earlier, didn't you? Yes, you're being very sensitive to it indeed. Exceptionally strange, really."

"Yes Ms. Potter," he said, turning around, cutting off the half-formed question in Iris's head, "I indeed could know everything about you, including all the sordid details of your childhood, but you are only one mage, and my focus is not nearly so wide as to encompass even a whole country's worth of lives, let alone a whole earth's. Even if it was, I could do nothing for you, so I will not apologize."

"Now, let us find your magic together, and teach you how to access your powerful core inside you! This is a rather old technique, I think, and…"—his eyes unfocused for a second—"yes it is indeed the technique that Merlin himself used to come into communion with his magic. You'll like that, I know, you'll always have liked Merlin. Sometimes, most likely after this, you'll have also liked Morgana."

He held out a knife. "Now, I'd like you to let a small pool of your blood fall into this bowl. Don't worry, you most likely don't bleed out. Now, I'd like you to take a bit of myrrh"—his arm extended with a cracking sound, and he grabbed a pile of leaves he'd placed on a shelf a few feet away—"and burn it, and then place it in the blood. Once you do that, all you need to is meditating. A Buddhist monk came to your church when you were five and taught you how, if you can remember."

Iris, slightly more able to cope with the suddenly-cheerful Dryad's wave of information, did as he said, still curious as to the purpose. Wait, she remembered something, didn't James say that blood magi–"

"Oh yes, it is indeed classified as 'dark magic' by the ministry and mages like your father, Ms. Iris Potter, but don't let that worry you. You could find in the coming months that all that 'dark magic' talk is nothing more than the beliefs of a particular philosophical position, and not any sort of natural or magical law. In fact, after this, you're now almost certain to. Also, will you be accepting my offer to leave the honorific on your name? Yes? Excellent then, Iris Potter."

"I won't tell you much, that would up to your charming friend and your mentor, but I'll say that my wand-divining rod was created using a ritual, a 'complex' one, as he'll say. Additionally, all my wands, even those for the Newest of New Mages, are created using blood as a binder, and the ministry doesn't care one whit, because it's useful. Rituals are by far the oldest, most versatile, and most powerful form of magic: there are very few things even the weakest of mages could not design a ritual for, if the sacrifice was appropriate."

"And in the rare case that you do care about the legal ramifications, they also don't apply to me. As a dryad, I'm really the only source that most mages have for their wands, so I could get away with almost anything, and after this most likely will, depending on the Southeast Asian political climate of 2274."

"Wait, you can see that far into–"

"Oh-ho! That one's rare! Yes, I can indeed, but no, I cannot change it. Only mages who lack the blessing and curse of the sight, Iris Potter, think of the future as being subject to change based on the—wait sorry, they don't end up doing that hand gesture to mean sarcasm—'free will' of its occupants. I don't do something different because I haven't done it; I can only do what I've already done. It'll always be that simple."

"Now Iris Potter, you're most likely ready to finish talking and find your magic, so on to the ritual! Take the bit of myrrh you have, and burn it. Excellent! Wait sorry…"

Iris burned the myrrh, using a muggle lighter that was lying on the table right next to her.

"…Excellent! Now, focus on the blood you pooled, focus on the life you can feel flowing inside of it."

Iris closed her eyes, letting the scent of the burning Myrrh. She thought she could feel what the Dryad was talking about, she felt the blood was… tingly, for lack of a better term.

Ollivander's tone began to take on a dulcet, soothing quality, relaxing Iris. "Focus on that life in your veins. Don't focus on your personality, or your physical looks, or even your core beliefs, just try to find that same living energy within yourself."

Iris could definitely feel it now. That pool of blood felt electric, like would be shocked just by touching it. She'd never felt anything full of more energy in her whole life.

"Focus further, downward, past even the force and direction given to your magic by your soul, down to the churning, purposeless magic within you."

Iris thought she could feel it within her, the vague stirrings of a tingle on her skin, making her hairs stand on end: it felt a lot like the pool of blood felt. Was this it? Did she do it?

"Focus on the life you can feel thrumming through your veins, the spirit swirling in your chest. Find that energy and dive into it, surround yourself in your magic, bring it up through your whole being."

Iris tried to imagine swimming in the tingling sensation, trying to go deeper and deeper to find the source. She felt it getting quite a bit stronger, now, she could swear her hair was standing on end. Was this it? Wait, she was starting to feel like it was rushing up to her, like something was–

Oh.

Oh.

This felt good.

Iris felt strong, she felt powerful, she felt free. She felt like she understood every single part of herself, and could harness it for whatever she needed to do. Right then, Iris's hatred for James Potter truly crystalized. He tried to keep her from this incredible force, this singing in her blood? She'd show him, she'd become the best mage he'd ever seen, embracing this incredible feeling and letting it propel her up past Privet Drive, past Potter Manor, even past the clouds themselves!

With this vibrant force at the center of her being, she could do anything! She felt like she could run faster than the fastest muggle racer, climb higher than the greatest mountaineer! She could bore through Mt. Everest, change the flow of the amazon with nothing but her will! She could turn oceans into deserts, she could swap around the continents, she could–"

"…–otter, Iris Potter, come back to me. You'll probably have been feeling it now, you can–"

"Holy SHIT!"

"…"

"…yes, that does occasionally happen."

Iris just realized what she said, and who she said it to, and her face and hair turned a bright, fire-engine red.

"I-I mea–"

"Yes, it's always rather intense your first time, isn't it? You have powerful magic. To answer your question, my dear, that is your magical core, reaching out to you for the first time. You'll most likely ask your mentor about that state, and you'll learn that returning to it, under the right conditions, can give you some powerful advantages. Yes, you will, won't you"

"Also," he said, "I know you're thinking that's a rush, but you'll probably be seeing otherwise later, almost certainly. I don't say if it's soon or not, but it almost certainly will happen… Yes, this one's turning out to be quite good!"

"Wh–"

"Like I said Iris Potter, you've had powerful magic. That's all I've said on that, usually, so let's not 'shoot into the brown', as they'd said, and call a wand together for you."

Learning from experience, Iris didn't speak this time, and just thought about what she could have said, if she'd wanted to.

"Being smarmy could serve you well, Iris Potter, but I don't appreciate it currently. Yes though, you'd have been absolutely correct, just call up that feeling again and pour it into my divining rod. Preferably not as intense as the last time though, or else you'd have never gotten anything done. And it's unlikely, but if you end up curious, I call it my divining rod because it's made up of the wood from my body. And no, that would've been incorrect, this isn't it. Dryads keep our true bodies elsewhere. And it's very unlikely, but if you do wish to know my true body's birthday so you could buy me a present, don't bother, I have no need for gifts."

Bemused, and starting to find the old mage's quirks more than a little bit charming, Iris did as he suggested, careful not to dive into her core like she did last time.

Almost immediately, Iris felt the rod tugging at her hands, almost jumping out of them. Her previous excitement at finally getting a wand had returned, and she scampered in the direction she felt the pull from, holding the divining rod out in front of her as far as her arms could stretch.

The first item she came across was a pure white hair, that almost seemed to shine, even in the dim light of the shop. Completely enraptured, she very carefully picked it up, and handed it to Ollivander.

"What… what is this. It's beautiful…"

"Ah yes Iris Potter, that's almost always it. Unicorn tail hair, a material symbolizing healing, personal development, inner strength, and freedom. I believe that it will suit you well."

"Now," he said, holding up a small bowl, "place it here, and go find your next material."

Placing the tail hair down with incredible care, Iris picked up the divining rod again, and felt it give a jerk in a different direction, to a sample placed only a few slots away from the tail hair, a finely-crushed beige powder that seemed to glint with a hidden power.

"Ah, yes, the powdered sphynx claw, a rather curious material. It is the symbol of both the keeping and uncovering of secrets, as well as wisdom, cunning, and hard-earned truth. I suspected that this would be happening, here is truly curious indeed, especially after this!"

Iris once again placed the jar of powder into the bowl, and grabbed the divining rod, eager to find her wood and complete her wand. She was once again pulled to a sample only a few sections away from the Sphynx Claw, one of the only woods on that shelf. Picking it up, she felt a tingle of warmth in her fingers, as she eagerly handed it over to be formed into a wand.

"Ah yes, here we are, you've found the pine. Pine is a curious wood, working well with the unicorn hair. Alone, it symbolizes new beginnings, growth, healing, and protection, and the symbology of the unicorn hair only amplifies those. A most fascinating wand indeed, truly one appropriate for one such as yourself!"

"So, uh… what next? How long will it take to make my wand?"

"Only a few minutes Iris Potter, but first, I'll need some of your blood to bind the wand together, no more than a small cupful. Here you go, just like the meditation."

Guiding her still-weeping palm over the small jar Ollivander had held out, Iris filled the jar almost to the top, until it was suddenly yanked away, as Ollivander pulled out a wand, and waved it over her palm in a lazy swish. Fascinated, Iris watched as her flesh mended together, and her blood dried up, until it looked as if she'd never been damaged.

"Will… will I ever learn to do that, Mr. Ollivander?"

"Hmm… No, I'm afraid I don't say, I'm sorry."

Iris was a little disappointed.

"Now Iris Potter, while this conversation has certainly been interesting, you'll excuse me as I turn my gaze back to the weave of fate, and craft your wand…. Hmm… yes, curious…"

His muttering speech patterns returned, Ollivander hurried back through a door Iris hadn't seen before, one that looked to be made of solid iron. Before Iris cold look inside the room, he closed and locked the door with the loud clang of a deadbolt falling into place.

A minute later, Iris felt that same surge she had felt when Danny was getting his wand crafted, of what she now recognized to be powerful magic. A minute after that, and Ollivander pried open the heavy iron door, holding a gleaming new wand on a cloth, made from the same pine wood she had picked out.

"Here you are… Iris Potter… your wand… Take it now, for you may bind it to yourself… yes, like all the others, you will be the first to hold this wand, it's true wielder…"

Mentally rolling her eyes at what she now knew was Ollivander ignoring her, Iris approached him where he stood, muttering, and slowly reached out for her wand.

She picked it up reverntly, and felt a poweful shock run through her whole body, as the wand seemed so send a jolt straight down into Iris's core. It wasn't nearly as intense as her dive down into her raw magic, but she could still feel the echo of that same thrilling power, making her hair stand on end, ready to be called upon.

Smiling widely at the heady feeling, Iris made her way out of the back room, and to her waiting family, who all seemed bored out of their minds.

"Finished, Iris honey?" Miriam asked, smoothing down her dress as she stood up.

Before Iris could answer, Ollivander spoke up. "Yes, you are finished… now… Iris Potter… A curious wand indeed…"

The whole family, minus Iris, blanched, remembering what happened with Danny's wand.

"O-oh Great Dryad, what strikes thine endless curiosity, if I may enquire of thee?" James said, mentally preparing himself for some great revelation.

"Oh, Mr. James Potter… yes well… Pine with unicorn tail-hair and sphynx claw… a combination for growth, healing, wisdom, and secrets… it is truly the wand of one bound for interesting times… one destined for great deeds…"

Relaxing at the lack of any materials from a 'dark creature' or connections to Voldemort, James, turned to Iris, smile only slightly forced. "Ya' hear that Iris, you're gonna be a great healer some day! Or maybe even a researcher, or an unspeakable, with the whole "uncovering secrets" thing!"

"Yes," Miriam added, "I have sphynx in my wand too, and it's a very good thing! Seems like we're pretty similar people!"

Iris withheld a grimace.

"Yes… truly, there are those great things out there… they could be there for you… Iris Potter…"

Stifling a shiver, James pulled out his coin-purse, and moved towards the register. "How much do I owe thee for these wands, Great Dryad?"

"Ah yes… hmm… oh, Mr. James Potter… you owe thirty galleons… never more, never less…"

Reaching into his purse and paying, James dragged his family out of the shop as quickly as he could.


"Dryads, my god—sorry honey—my gosh! Did anyone else feel scared? If they weren't the only way to get wands, I'd say we shove them all off to some dark corner of the world and forget about them!"

Beside him, Danny nodded eagerly, while Miriam frowned.

"Honey, you know…"

"Yeah, yeah, natural hierarchy and all that. Still doesn't mean they're not creepy as all get out!"

Idly curious, Iris turned to Danny. "So how was Mr. Ollivander with you?"

A slight shiver ran through Danny's body. "It's just like dad said. Facing a dryad is like staring down a real creepy and mysterious lion. It barley said anything, and just kept looking at me with those weird glassy eyes, saying how 'curious' I was. I swear, it looked like it was about to eat me. What about you?"

"Oh yeah," Iris said, hiding a smile, "it was the same. Dad was right, dryads are real creeps." Iris didn't know why, but she really liked the thought of her meriting the confusing Dryad's full attention, when her brother barley merited only a glance away from the webs of fate.

Chapter End Notes

Well, we're finally through with the first trip to Diagon. I had originally planned for the Alley to only be one chapter (and one of the shorter ones at that), but when I started writing, I just couldn't stop. There was so much stuff I could do to set things up for later chapters!

Don't worry guys, Iris will meet her friends soon, it's coming! About the "out-of-place" comment. Diagon Alley in my universe is designed with the architecture of a wide Victorian street: you can find the model I'm using on my profile. I've always liked the custom, personal feel of many of the wand-creation scenes in Powerful!Harry fanfiction, so I wanted to make that the default wand-making method in my fic. I like to imagine my Ollivander as a 13 y/o playing X-Box, giving half-coherent responses when their mom asks them to clean the kitchen.

If you want more information on Dryads, look into the guide to sacrifices on my profile, at the sections for True Dryad-Wood and Dryad Shell-Wood. Dryads aren't beasts, they're just another race of mages, so you won't find them in the Bestiary. If you're wondering what happens in Southeast Asia in 2274, it involves Ollivander trying to focus on controlling too many shell-bodies at once, and so getting distracted when designing the ritual to create a new wand-diviner. He ends up accidentally using the entire Singaporean island of Pulau Ubin as a sacrifice, sinking it, and reforming it into a massive volcano that continually spurts out molten centaur-blood instead of magma. Remember form Chapter 2, Voldemort didn't actually give Danny his scar in this universe, Dumbledore did. Yes, Ollivander (obviously) knows this, he just didn't see himself correcting them. That was something that would be revealed on its own.

The only thing that matters when making a wand is the symbolism of the parts, not the physical sources of the parts themselves, so there's no mysterious higher reason that Danny and Dumbledore have tail-hairs from the same Thestral. It isn't some sign of fate, it's just that Thestral tail-hair is a rare wand core, and Ollivander only had two in stock. The only "connection" between Danny and Dumbledore is that they're both have incredibly high opinions of themselves. Yes, the word "flighty" is indeed used by Mel Gibson's character between the thirty and forty minute-marks of the movie 'Chicken Run'. 35 minutes and 47 seconds in, to be exact. I didn't watch the movie if you're wondering, I used google to find a script with the word "flighty" in it, and then check the subtitle file for the time. The sensations Iris describes here are different from the ones Lily describes in Chapter 2, that's because Iris was reaching for her own magic, while Lily was connecting to the Wild Magic of the earth through her pagan ritual.

Like the Pupil of My Eye

Chapter Summary

Finally, Hogwarts... express.

Chapter Notes

See the end of the chapter for notes

On August first, Miriam was sobbing on the platform, clinging to Danny in a crushing hug.

"I don't even know what's happening to me, I'm so sorry Danny, I just… I just can't believe my baby's finally going off to Hogwarts!"

"Oh, and Iris! I know it's only been months, but it feels like forever! It's so awful that just after we've finally come together as a family, you and Danny are sent off!"

Chuckling, James wiped at his own wet eyes, and turned to Danny.

"I'm not gonna get all hysterical and womanly like your mother, but yeah, I'm… I'm sad to see you go, Danny. You too Iris, I can't wait for you to come stay with us over winter break."

"Just remember", James said, gripping his son's shoulders, "when you get to school, don't hesitate to give Snivellus hell for me. I've heard he's teaching potions now, so I'm sure you'll get plenty of chances. He's still the gittiest of gits, an awful dark wizard, so you have my Marauder's approval to use whatever pranks necessary to get one over on him!"

"And make sure", he said, turning to Iris with a more serious tone, "that you both raise hell whenever they try to bully muggleborns, or threaten to use dark magic. It's gonna be you're your duties to keep the school safe from the dark, so don't hesitate to fight back against evil."

Danny, eyes shining, smiled widely at his father's words.

"You know it dad, the snakes won't know what hit 'em! I'll make sure to do you, Uncle Sirius, and Uncle Remus proud! We beat the snakes in the garden of Eden, and we'll beat 'em again now!"

Smiling, James ruffled his son's hair, and gently pushed him towards the train.

"Go on kids, it's time for the start of the greatest adventure of your lives! Make friends, have fun, don't slack on your homework, and above all… don't get caught!"

Miriam rolled her eyes with a fond smile. "What your father meant to say, dears, was that you should do your very best in your studies, and make sure to form strong friendships that will last a lifetime. And you most certainly will not get caught, because I don't want to hear of your pranking in the first place!"

"Yes mum…" Danny said, winking at an amused James.

"Boys, honestly!"

"Sorry dear…"

"Well, whatever you end up doing at Hogwarts Danny dear—and you too Iris—just remember to treasure the experience. Hogwarts is going to be the greatest seven years of your life, and I don't want you to waste a moment! Now go on!"

She gently pushed Danny and Iris towards the train, and waved with a renewed wave of tears as they boarded one of the carriages.

"Have fun dears, and don't forget to write! I want a letter a week, now, remember!"

"Of course mum, I'd never forget to write you! You're… well, you're my mum!"

"C'mon Iris", he said, turning away from his happily crying mother, "let's go find Ron. I can't wait to start Hogwarts, this is so exciting!"


Iris was bored out of her mind.

Honestly, Danny and Ron had been talking about Quidditch for the past hour, nonstop.

"Danny you heard about that new Bulgarian player Krum, right? I hear they won't let him play in the Hellenic Quidditch League because he'd too young, so he's transferring here!"

"Yeah Ron, I heard about him, my Dad's friends with Betelgeuse St. Pierre, he said that Krum has more potential than any seeker he'd ever seen, even more than me! But the thing is Krum's from Durmstrang, they say they teach dark magic there you know? I think he's probably using some dark spell to cheat, there isn't any way someone could be that good naturally!"

"Nah mate, you're mental! They'd never teach dark magic at a school that big, he's just that good! Wait, d'yo mean Betelgeuse St. Pierre that owns the Antwerp Ale-Makers? That's wicked!"

"I'm sorry…" Iris spoke up, "but what's Durmstrang?"

"Oh!" Ron said, "it's the elite school for Hellenia, the Greek Sprachbund. Some people say they teach dark magic there, but because of how hush-hush it is, no one really knows…"

"Oh, thank you…"

"…"

"…"

"…So, you were raised by muggles?"

Iris nodded.

Ron started bouncing excitedly in his seat. "Wow, that must have been brilliant! Did you get to watch the telly-visioner? Oh, did you get to see movers? I only went to the movers once, with my dad, but it was incredible! God, I'm so bloody jealous!"

"Yeah…" Iris said, hiding her incredulity behind her Dursley-face. "It was certainly… different"

Ron waited, obviously expecting a more detailed response. Not finding one, he turned to Danny with a brief scowl, and restarted their chat on the merits of various Quidditch leagues.

After the debate had lasted for around twenty minutes, with neither of them ever looking in her direction, Iris began to question her choice to sit with her brother. Coming to a decision, she stood up and opened the compartment door.

"Iris, where are you going?" Danny asked, turning away from the wildly gesturing Ron.

Shrinking slightly at the question, Iris had to straighten her shoulders and remind herself that this wasn't the Dursleys, and that she wouldn't be locked in her cupboard for disobedience. "I-I'm just going to check out the rest of the train, try and find some more friends."

"Oh…" Danny said, deflating, "I guess that's alright, but as long as you sit with Ron and I at the feast!"

"Yeah… of course. I'll sit with you two if I get into Gryffindor" she said, walking out the door to Ron's slightly angry expression.

"Wait what do you mean 'if'?" said Ron. "You're a Potter, of course you'll be going to Gryffindor! You're not some sorta Ravenclaw bookworm, are you?"

Danny turned to look at Ron with a slightly angry expression. "Ron, you know that's not true. Gryffindor may be the best house, but Marietta's in Ravenclaw, and she's plenty brave and stuff."

"Well yeah" Ron added, "but Marietta's a bookworm."

Unable to come up with a response, Danny turned to Iris, a worried gleam entering his eyes. "Hey, just promise me that you'll come and find us if any Slytherins start bullying you, alright? They're all dark wizards or dark creatures, so they don't like our family much."

"Of course" Iris agreed absently. She figured that she might as well attempt to recover some of her lost face, "I'll make sure that none of the snakes messes with the Potter honor."

"See!" Danny said, looking at Ron smugly, "I told you!"

With that, Iris left the carriage, hearing Ron's distant complaints. "Hey mate don't take this the wrong way, but your sister's kinda mental… I mean really, why's she so quiet all the time, it's unnatural!"

She moved out of earshot before hearing Danny's response.


After walking for a minute or two, Iris's eyes were caught by a glimpse of shiny white hair through green and silver curtains.

She knocked on the door hesitantly.

"Yes?" the blonde boy answered in Latin, opening the door

Next to the blonde boy sat a tall, lanky boy with brown hair and glowing brown eyes, who was looking at Iris with a guarded expression. A little ways away from him sat two people entwined in a familiar, intimate embrace; there was a bored-looking black boy with bright silver hair, and grey eyes that seemed to burn with an inner fire, who was curled around a beautiful, pale, willowy girl that was looking at Iris with an almost hungry interest.

"Do… do you mind if I sit with all of you?"

Looking at the pale girl, who nodded, the blonde boy shrugged his shoulders. "Sure, come one in. We still have space for two more, so there's room."

Once Iris had gotten settled in, the tall brunette spoke up. "Hi, I'm Theo Nott. This is Draco Malfoy", he gestured at the blonde boy, "and those lovebirds over there are Dante and Blaise Zabini"

The pale girl spoke up "oh stop Theo, you make it sound like we're related… that's Draco's thing."

"Oh yeah? Well at least I'm never gonna be tied down like you, with your…"

Iris ignored the byplay, trying to place where she'd heard Draco's name before. That's it! "Malfoy" was one of the names James had said belonged to the "dark and dangerous" families that worked against him!

Mentally shrugging, Iris decided that if James hated his family, they couldn't be all bad.

"So," the handsome dark-skinned boy, Dante, asked, as Blaise and Draco continued to bicker "who are you?"

"My name is Iris… Iris Potter".

Immediately, all the noise in the compartment ceased.

"Iris… Potter?" Draco asked warily.

"Yeah…" she said, trailing off as the rest of the compartment stared, her hair shifting to a dull brown.

The pale girl turned to Iris, her gaze calculating. "I wasn't aware that the Potters had a third daughter, let alone one in the same year as the 'Boy Who Lived'."

"Oh", Iris said, "I didn't… well, I'm Danny's twin, but didn't grow up with them. They thought I was a squib."

"Potter…" Dante said, "you do realize that our families and yours aren't exactly the most… amiable, don't you?"

"Well, I don't know anything about that. I was raised with m– muggles, I only learned about magic a few months ago."

"Wait," Draco cut in, "you're a Potter, and you grew up with mu– muggles?"

When Iris cocked her head, Theo clarified. "They're a noble family, Iris, it's surprising that they'd let someone else raise their child like that, let alone a group of… muggles".

When she nodded, Draco's face turned even paler. "What… what was it like? Did they try to tie you down and examine you? Did they cut you open? That's what my dad said would happen if the mud– muggles ever got wind of magic."

Iris giggled and shook her head. "No, nothing like that. But I did see a cool medical examination on the telly once, when Aunt Petunia didn't know I was watching."

"But it couldn't have been pleasant, could it?" Draco continued. "Did they do all sorts of awful stuff to you because you had magic?"

Iris grimaced. "I mean… you're not wrong. I just don't like to talk about it. All I'll say is that, yes, they… they weren't very kind to me, and leave it at that. Growing up with mu– muggles isn't a part of my life I like talking about."

Draco deflated, pity entering his eyes. "Oh Merlin, I'm so sorry Potter, I wasn't thinking and it just slipped out."

"Draco, enough." Blaise spoke up for the first time, her cool tone silencing the room, and getting a mild look of awe from Iris. "We all know how awful muggles are, and we shouldn't be forcing someone who's experienced that firsthand to relive it."

"And Potter," she turned, "you're among… like-minded people now, so don't hesitate to call the muds what they are. Also P–… Iris… feel free to use our first names, if you'd like. I have a feeling you'll be a much more agreeable Potter than the ones we're used to."

Iris relaxed minutely. "That's… that's good to know, and thank you, I'm honored. You guys are all Rells then?"

"Yeah," Draco said, "well I mean, at least our families our, but I mean I agree with all their–"

" However", Blaise cut Draco off, ignoring their irritated scowl, "I will admit that I am curious as to why your… illustrious family allowed this to go on? The Potters are many things, but I had not thought child neglecters—or abusers, if I'm reading your tone right—to be one of them."

"Well," Iris said, attempting a casual façade, "apparently they didn't really know what was going on."

As Blaise quirked an eyebrow, and the others scoffed their disbelief, she felt her mask slipping.

"Yeah apparently," she said, her mask breaking, "Dumbledore told everyone I was a squib, so they sent me off to live with my relatives."

She was growing angrier and more impassioned by the second, losing herself to her rage. Maybe there was more of James Potter in her than she thought?

"They never even checked up on me, not once! They were sitting over here all basking in their magic, while I was cut off from it, living with a bunch of abusive muds! and constantly beaten because Vernon couldn't handle someone getting promoted over him! I hadn't met a single person in my life who didn't glare at me until James showed up on my doorstep!"

"He basically told me that not only was my family extremely wealthy, and lived all posh in a fucking manor, but my twin brother was one of the most famous celebrities in the world! Honestly, how are you supposed to react to that? 'Sorry dear, I know you've lived in a cupboard for your whole life as a penniless orphan, wishing desperately that your parents would come and take you away, but surprise! Your father was alive, he just didn't want you! Also, he's a rich and famous celebrity!' I mean for god's sake my Hogwarts letter read 'The Cupboard Under the Stairs', but because I'm not their precious 'Boy Who Lived', it didn't even matter!"

"…"

Iris came down from her rant, paling as she realized how out of control she'd gotten.

"You're… you're not going to tell them I said that, right? I mean, if they knew how I felt about them, they'd kick me out of the magical world, and magic is just so wonderful, and–"

"Relax, darling," Blaise spoke up again, hand patting Iris's leg. "None of us like the Potters very much, and none of us have those silly ideas about the type of people you grew up with. I assure you, we understand your feelings completely."

Still blushing down to the roots of her hair, literally so, due to her changeling gift, Iris began to look around the compartment in the awkward silence that followed her outburst.

"So… Iris…" Dante spoke up for the first time. "Do you know how to play exploding snap?"

For the next hour or so, Iris's yearmates taught her how to play a variety of magical games, from exploding snap to chocolate frog racing. Gradually thought, the conversation switched back to more serious subjects, as the four future Slytherins began to explain the various magical races and cultures Iris would encounter at Hogwarts.

"Wait", Iris squeaked, "Blaise… you're… you're a… you're a vampire?!"

"Why, is there something wrong with that?" While Blaise's tone was self-assured, and her smirk was firmly in place, the whole compartment could hear just the slightest amount of hurt enter her voice.

Iris's began to grow distressed, horrified at the thought of losing one of her first real friends. "Oh no I mean you're really nice and cool and pretty and all I was just wondering 'cause like I watched a movie once with vampires and they were all gross and evil and stuff and James was talking and said the same thing and–" she said, rapid-fire, waving her arms around wiildly.

Blaise's smile became just a little bit more forced, as Iris grew more and more frantic, trying to apologize for her unintentionally offensive statement.

Dante cut Iris off, looking at Blaise. "Those stereotypes are well-known to vampires, Iris, and they can be… distressing. Many people in our society, like your father, believe similar things. That vampires are leeches on sorcerers, or are seductive monsters that entrap unwitting young mages to suck their blood dry."

At Dante's words, Blaise began to relax a little, her customary smirk regaining its self-assuredness. "My bond-mate is correct, darling. While I won't deny that we vampires can be quite… seductive"—Iris squeaked, she could swear that Blaise was looking directly at her when she said that!—"all those nasty stereotypes are completely fictional, designed to discredit us and make us seem monstrous."

"Well then…" Iris asked, calming down, "could you tell me what vampires are really like then? And wait, 'bond-mate'?"

Blaise turned to Dante, her expression adoring. "Well, I suppose that's as good a place to start as any."

"You see, Iris, vampires do have to drink blood to survive, but", she snarled, "it is nothing like the rape that Nics say feeding is."

She continued, composing her expression. "Feeding, for vampires, is an incredibly intimate experience. It's a raw connection of magic, love, and emotion, that brings us closer to the person we feed on, and helps our love for them grow. When a vampire is feeding on someone, we can literally feel the emotions they feel, as if they were happening to us."

"While this makes feeding on someone in love with you", she smirked at Dante, "a simply indescribable experience, it also means that the type of violent attacks that Nics accuse us of would be like poison. I mean, imagine if you were kissing someone, and instead of love and affection, all you felt was fear and hate. Does that sound like a pleasant experience to you?"

Iris began nodding along around halfway through Blaise's explanation, the tension that had built up since the revelation slowly dissipating. "Wait, that doesn't explain what a bond-mate is", she realized, looking between Blaise and Dante.

"Patience, Iris", Blaise said, childing. "A bondmate is a lot like a spouse for sorcerers. When we feed on someone who we care for three times, with the intention to bond, a powerful connection is formed, making that person a 'bond-mate'. This connection is the vampiric equivalent to a marriage, and emphasizes the vampire's feelings of love and protectiveness towards the bond-mate, and the bond-mate's feelings of affection and security towards the vampire."

"So it modifies your mind?" Iris asked.

"Oh no, nothing at all that crass" Blaise said, horrified. "What you have to understand is, the bond for a bond-mate can only form if those feelings already exist. They can only emphasize what's there, not create new feeling out of nothing."

"I promise", she chuckled, "there's no rogue vampire in London going around and forming a harem of hypnotized love-slaves. That type of thing only exists in propaganda."

"Oh…" Iris said, mollified. "Wait, you and Dante are already married? You're so young!"

The whole compartment chucked at that. "What you have to realize", Dante said, "is that the age of marriage is very different depending on what race you talk about. Some, like Vampires, marry incredibly young, while others, like the Kinnara Fae, will only marry after knowing their partner for over fifty years. Besides sexuality, it might be the most variable thing between various magical cultures."

"Wait, sexuality? Are you saying you're a… you know…"

"A what?"

"A… you know a lesbian."

"Well", Blaise said as she smirked, "that would make my relationship with Dante quite problematic, now wouldn't it?"

Iris breathed out, her blush receding.

"Although, if you're asking if I'd take a female partner to bed, the answer is… absolutely"

Iris squeaked, and drew into herself, her hair once again turning bright red at Blaise's innuendo-filled look.

Taking pity on Iris, Theo spoke up; "Basically Iris", he said , "unlike the muds, most magical races have some sort of defined sexuality, with very few people outside of it. A lot of hardcore Nics and more religious Christians don't like to acknowledge that they don't exactly have a 'righteous Christian sexuality', but most of the more lenient and neutral ones generally do, because of how pretty much ubiquitous it is."

"Vampires, like sorcerers, almost all have a more traditional sexuality, they'll form relationships with people regardless of their gender. Both vampires and sorcerers will also form polyamorous relationships—that is, relationships with multiple participants—but only vampires actually marry into them."

Draco interjected, "for some, like veela", they gestured vaguely in their own direction, "the Christian ideas of 'heterosexuality' or 'homosexuality' don't even make sense, because we're a species with only one gender. You don't have to say 'Mr.' or 'Ms.' with us, by the way, or anything."

To say Iris was shocked would be an understatement. Living with the Dursleys, whose hatred for all things "unnatural" extended far beyond magic, she had never really had any exposure to gay people beyond Vernon's slur-filled Sunday rants. To find out that not only were the majority of her new.. acquaintances gay, but the majority of her new world? It was a bit much to handle. And what was this about only having one gender?

She stared at Theo, "a-are you saying that you like men and women?"

"Well yeah, I like everyone. I haven't dated anyone yet", his cheeks became tinted with the slightest blush, "but I wouldn't be opposed to dating anyone, no matter what they are."

"You should understand this Iris," Dante said, "as a changeling, you're not just guaranteed to be attracted to every gender, but to be every gender." He chuckled, "that's gotta make for a confusing puberty."

Iris reared back, horrified. She may not have liked Vernon or his hatred, but his ideas had been pounded into her head through sheer repetition. "A-ARE YOU SAYING", she paused and lowered her voice, "are you saying that I… I, y-y'know, like girls??"

"Well", Blaise said, frowning, "not necessarily. There have of course been cases where a changeling is only attracted to one type of person, but they're incredibly rare."

"Well," Iris said, calming, "th-that's me then, I g-guess I must just be that rare type. I am not attracted to girls or anything. I mean not that there's anything wrong with a girl being attracted to girls" she quickly clarified, turning to a smirking Blaise, "but that's just not me."

Turning to Draco, even as she could hear Dante quietly curse "those damn muds" under his breath, she changed the subject. "So, Draco, you said you were a veela? What's that?"

Still confused and concerned from Iris's reaction to their assumptions, Draco was glad to have an opportunity to change the subject.

"Well," they said, puffing up slightly in racial pride, "Veela are a type of Fae, with a really long and awesome history. Like I said earlier, we only really have one gender, but we have this thing called an 'allure' which pulls in people who are attracted to us, and pretty androgynous appearances that a lot of those Christian heterosexual men find appealing, so most people on your father's side of the political court consider us women."

"Fae? Allure?"

"Yeah! The Fae are this really broad category of a bunch of different races that all share a government and the ability to use elemental magic. Elemental magic basically just lets you manipulate an element without spells."

They paused, and conjured fire in the palm of their hand to Iris's shocked gasp. The rest of the compartment looked at her with momentary wariness, but then seemed to calm once nothing happened.

"As for the 'allure', it's kinda like a magic field that we can turn on to attract people who are normally attracted to us. It doesn't like, make them fall in love with us don't worry", Draco said, remembering Iris's earlier reaction to Vampiric bonding, "it just makes them want to impress us and stuff."

Iris shrunk back, a little uncomfortable. "Well, how do I know you're not using it on me or anything? I mean you're not… bad looking, so how do I know that you're not trying to make me do stuff for you?"

Draco reared back, their face contorting in anger. "I would NEVER do something like that. How dare you–"

Blaise cut Draco off before they could start an argument. "Iris dear, the 'allure' isn't really any different from the species-gifts any other race has. For most Veela, the allure is an important part of their relationships and mating customs; they'd never even consider using it for an underhanded purpose like that. And besides, an allure of any race which possesses one isn't some sort of mind-control, it can't convince anyone to do something they wouldn't already be inclined to do."

"You're a changeling," she continued, "and the ability to shift to look like any sorcerer in the world could let you do a lot of awful things. Would you like it if I asked you if you were just getting to know me so that you could imitate me later, and commit a crime using my face?"

"No!" Iris said, looking horrified, "that's ridiculous!"

"So then you understand why saying something like that would really offend Draco, now don't you?"

"Yeah…" Iris said. She turned to Draco. "Hey, Draco, I'm sorry. You know I'm… I'm new to magic, and I really do love it, but sometimes I don't know what I'm saying. I really didn't mean to offend you, I promise, you're one of the first wizards"—"mages, dear" Blaise absently corrected—"one of the first mages that I've met that I actually get along with. Please forgive me?"

Draco moved away from the corner they were fuming in, their angry expression breaking at the sight of Iris's broken face. "Yeah… I guess that's alright. Just make sure you learn from your mistakes, and don't ask something like that again. It's just… with your family being who they are, hearing something like that from your mouth sounds like the shit I've been hearing my entire life from you Father and his friends."

Iris's earnest expression took on the slightest coloring of rage. "I promise you Draco, the very last thing I want is to be like my father."

She turned to the rest of the compartment. "That goes for all of you guys. If I ever do something stupid that makes me sound like James, just let me know, alright? I promise, I didn't mean anything by it, I just didn't grow up around mages like you all did."

"We understand dear", Blaise said, lightly brushing Iris's arm, causing Iris to breathe in sharply, "coming into your rightful heritage must be so hard for you."

"For what it's worth", Dante piped up with a smirk, "I'm a wyvern, which means if I want to, I can turn into a great big flying lizard with two legs and fiery breath."

"Oh hush now Dante, your draconic form can't be more than five feet long."

She turned to Iris, smirking wickedly: "You do know how boys like to exaggerate their sizes to impress us ladies."

With that, the whole compartment laughed, and the tension bled out of the air as the conversation moved onto lighter topics.


Around three hours later, Iris turned away from a conversation with Draco about different magical sports, and checked the time. "Sorry guys, but I have to go, I left my luggage in my brother's car"

"Oh no, stay!" Draco said, an almost whining note in his voice. "I was just about to tell you about Basajaun Wild Hunts! That's where the muds got the Yeti from, you know."

Blaise cut him off, "Don't be a bore, Draco, I'm sure that Iris has heard enough about sports to last her the month." Turning to Iris, she continued, "it's a shame to see you go, darling, we have to get together again some time. If you get into Slytherin, you simply must sit with us at the feast! We'll all be sitting near each other, so you can see everyone again."

"Slytherin?" Iris said, with a mildly uncomfortable expression. "Trust me, I really want to go. I love my magic, even though its new to me, and want to go to a place where I can learn everything about it, and the culture that comes along with it."

"So…"

" So the thing is, James Potter. You know him, the Sword of the Light? I'm still under James's thumb until I turn 17—or die of a heart attack from repressed fury, whichever comes first—so I can't go there. I've seen James wrath"—her hair paled—"and it is not pretty."

"Nonsense", Blaise said, "I'm sure his wrath isn't nearly as bad as you'd expect it to be. You already live with the muds, what else can he do? Do you really want to spend seven years in a place you don't belong, simply because a man you hate wants you to?"

Iris didn't respond, but fixed a curious expression on her face. "Alright, I'll think about it. It would be nice to go into a house having some… people I know."

"Yes, well, it's your decision to make dear," she said, "but just remember that if you want friends, we Slytherins can be very… friendly." With that, she sent Iris off with a suspiciously low pat on the back, making her let out a little whine. Dante just rolled his eyes.

"B-Bye guys, I'll see you at the feast!'

"Bye!"

"Seeya"

"Bye."

"Goodbye, darling"

As Iris left down the hallway, a blush on her face, Dante turned a bemused expression onto his bonded. "You couldn't even wait until the first week to seduce the shy, blushing witch into our bed, could you?"

"I have no idea what you're talking about, Dante dear. You heard her, she's completely heterosexual."

Blaise's haughty expression dissolved into snickering at the flat stares of the rest of the compartment.

——

"Who did you end up sitting with, sis?", Danny asked, never looking away from his game of exploding snap.

"Oh, just some Ravenclaws in their second year," Iris replied. "You were right, it wasn't all that interesting. I should have stayed here".

Danny turned to look at her, a brief hint of victory flashing across his expression. "Well, you know, you weren't raised in the magical world, so I can kinda understand I guess."

Ignoring his comment, Iris turned to the other person in the carriage, a small girl with adorably bushy brown hair. "Hello, my name is Iris, Danny's sister. Who are you?"

"Oh!" Hermione said, surprised, "My name is Hermione Granger! I'm a muggleborn, so I didn't know anything about magic until this year, so this is all so new and exciting! Really, imagine an everyday card game played with exploding cards, that's so fantastic! My parents and I met Ron's family on the platform, and they were so nice; Mrs. Weasley said that Ron would save me a seat, but I can't believe it was next to the Boy Who Lived! Did you know your brother is mentioned in Great Wizards of Past Century, and Rise and Fall of the Dark Arts? I can't believe I'm sitting next to an actual celebrity! But oh no I've been talking this whole time, and I haven't even asked you a question. What was it like growing up with Danny, how did you hide away from the press? None of the books mention you, you must be very diligent about keeping out of the spotlight!"

"…"

"…"

"…yeah.", Iris replied. In slightly awe of the brunette's pure wave of information.

Recovering, she answered Hermione. "Oh… uh no, I was never raised around Danny. My… father thought I was a squib, so he sent me off to my muggle relatives to be raised."

"Oh, so you're just like me then!", Hermione said. "How was it when you first learned that magic existed? For me, Professor McGonagall came to my house on my b–"

" Breathe Hermione", Dan butt in, chuckling.

"Oh… sorry Danny" Hermione blushed and sank down in her seat.

Iris may have been a bit overwhelmed by Hermione's presence, but she wasn't the one to let her brother put someone down in her presence.

"Oh no it's fine Danny," she said, taking Hermione's (very soft no don't think about that) arm in hers. "I was actually looking forward to discussing my experiences of the magical world"

After that comment, Hermione's face lit up with a bright, pretty smile, making Iris smile in turn. As Hermione started to talk again, she thought that maybe, if it wasn't Ron Weasley, she could get along with one of Danny's friends.

Iris and Hermione talked until the train pulled in to Hogsmeade, and both left Danny's compartment with a bounce in their step.

Chapter End Notes

Title for the Chapter comes from the Gospel of Thomas 25: "Love your friends like your own soul, protect them like the pupil of your eye."

It's an apocryphal work that was banned and destroyed by the early church father for promoting the Gnostic sect of Christianity, which was an early rival to the Christianity we know today. Recommended Fic for this chapter is the Black Queen series by Silently Watches. It's perhaps my favorite fanfic ever written: I highly, highly recommend. Also yes, I've decided to do a "Recommended Fic" section, they've been supremely helpful for me in the past when I've wanted to find new fanfiction. Yes, Hogwarts in this universe starts on August 1st, and runs until June 15th. This means that the months are more balanced around the winter break, making the plot flow a lot more naturally. In case it wasn't made clear in Chapter Three, humanoid mages mature faster than muggles do, both mentally and physically. Iris, as a twelve year old sorcerer, is the mental and physical equivalent of a fourteen or fifteen year old muggle. From here on out, any "looks like they're X old" comments will refer to the expected physical maturation rate of mages, not muggles. Terms like 'heterosexuality', 'homosexuality', and 'bisexuality' exist in the magical world, but only in the context of talking about integrationist, Christian ideals.

Yes, those terms came from muggle psychiatry, and in many ways actually arose specifically to combat religious categories of sexual behavior, but for the Nics, muggle is muggle is muggle. I'm fudging the timescales here so I can use the terms, but just pretend that those terms were adopted by Christians much quicker than they were irl, and it works out fine. If you think that Iris is being unfair to the Potters, blaming them for sending her back to the Dursleys when she never told them about the abuse, this chapter is why I think that argument doesn't hold any water. It wasn't like Iris didn't unintentionally make it glaringly obvious that there was something rotten in the state of Dursley. If you don't recall, read the dinner-table conversation in Chapter Four. Remember, even a single visit over her childhood could have stopped the Dursleys' abuse, so in Iris's mind, the Potters are just as bad as all her neighbors, who didn't do anything even when it became glaringly obvious that something was wrong.

James and co. never checked up on her thought, and didn't really pay attention to those warning signs, because they're Nics with an incredibly pro-muggle ideology. Their subconscious thought process is that Iris was raised with muggles, and muggles are far more advanced than wizards and witches are, so Iris must have had a wonderful childhood.

Also, on a more personal level, that's what they've told themselves for almost twelve straight years to justify the very obvious problem of having one of your children raised by someone else, so evidence that doesn't fit the reality they've built up just tends to go in one ear and out the other.

The reason she opens up more than she expected to the Slytherin foursome on the train, is because they immediately got it. When she told them "I was the child raised by muggles", warning bells went off in their heads. They were the first mages Iris had ever met that actually questioned her highly suspect living situation.

Harmless as a Dove

Chapter Summary

Iris gets sorted, and makes a new friend.

Chapter Notes

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As the unsorted group of first years arrived in the Great Hall, they gradually began to grow more and more excited. Mages born into magic were explaining the houses to the few unlucky muggleborns who didn't ask in their home visit. Everyone was talking to everyone else, speculating on how exactly they were supposed to get sorted.

"I heard it we have to face statues of the founders, and they're gonna judge us to see where we belong!"

"No, that's stupid! I heard that we're gonna get into a fight with that big bearded half-kaprey we saw outside, and what happens determines what house we're in!"

"Actually!" Hermione piped up, starting on a fact-filled speech about the history of the sorting process. Beside her, Iris cringed at the attention.

Looking around, she saw Ron talking in rapid English to a Norse-looking student who was politely nodding along. "Did you hear that Quirinus Quirrell is gonna t'be our defense instructor! He's supposed to be the best wand-for-hire in the whole of Occidentia! Did y'read his book about fighting that den of Wyverns in Ukraine?"

"Eh… Ja, I hear of this."

All around her, Iris could hear dozens of rapid conversations moving at once, most of them Latin, some of them not, overwhelming her with a solid wall of noise. She began to hunch her shoulders, trying to tune out the numerous clashing voices that sounded from all around her.

From beside her, Hermione noticed this change in her friend's demeanor, and turned around, concerned.

"Are you alright?" she asked, staring directly into Iris's eyes.

Iris managed a shaky nod.

"Hey, don't worry about it, I'm sure you'll be fine, no matter what house you end up in. What house do you think you'll end up in, personally I think–" Hermione's excitable voice presented a steady, oddly soothing counterpoint to the tornado of sound, as she gently dragged Iris to the back of the mob, away from most of the loudest conversations.

"–and that's why I think that Ravenclaw might be the best fit for me, even if I do really hope to get into Gryffindor. Feeling better now Iris?"

Iris gave a much more genuine nod, flattered at the care Hermione was showing.

"My younger brother is the same way, he hates crowds and loud noises. I think we can just stay back here until the beginning of the sorting feast, when our names are called. Our classmates will probably have quieted down by then."

"That would be… nice, Hermione. Thank you" Iris smiled, her shoulders slowly relaxing, as she stood with Hermione in a comfortable silence.

A few minutes later, the doors to the Great Hall opened, and she stiffened as she could feel the eyes of the whole hall on her group.

"Ah, welcome, welcome!" At the font of the hall, the old, bearded headmaster had stood up from his chair.

"Yes, it is with great joy that I finally bring in this year's newest crop of Hogwarts students! Welcome, all of you, to the oldest and most prestigious educational institution in all of Occidentia!"

"For the benefit of those among us who are the first in their families to be blessed with magical talents"—Ies could see most of the Slytherin table, and a good portion of Ravenclaw, shoot him a glare—"I shall quickly describe the sorting process. There are four houses in Hogwarts, names after the four founders of the school, possessing their own qualities and virtues in different measure. In a few minutes, the sorting will begin, which will determine the house you spend the rest of your seven years in."

"Be advised," he said, looking at the amassed students with clear blue eyes, "that for the years of your education, your houses will be your second family. You will sleep together, eat together, and spend the majority of your free time together, all in your house's dorms and common rooms."

"Now! I assume many among you may be wondering how the sorting process will commence, even those whose families have long clung tightly to the talent to wizardry may be wondering as to the nature of the sorting."

The glare might have even been more intense this time; Iris could swear that even some of the Hufflepuffs had joined in.

"However, fear not, the time for revelation is now!"

He waved his hand, and a grouchy-looking man brought in a hat and a stool.

"In order to be sorted, each one of you must come forward to the front of the Hall when you are called, and place the Sorting Hat upon your head. I assure all of you, I am not joking! Although, I did hear this excellent jape over the summer involving a Priest, a Veela, and a Vampire. You see, the–"

Dumbledore was cut off by a polite cough from the stern-faced man to his right.

"Ah yes, I apologize! Now where was I?... Ah yes, the Sorting Hat is a powerful artifact, permanently enchanted by Godric Gryffindor himself through a mysterious process. When one wears it, it possesses a limited sentience, and the capability to peer into one's mind! It will look through your head, and determine which of the House's qualities you've displayed the most prominently throughout your life, and sort you accordingly!"

Iris stood up, ramrod straight. This hat could read her mind?

This was bad, very bad. James had always praised Dumbledore as 'the leader of the light', so what if the hat had told him about her conversation with Tonks, or Ollivander? She didn't want either of them to get in trouble, or to be labeled a 'dark wizard' and driven out of their jobs!

Iris looked towards Blaise, Draco, Dante, and Theo, trying to see how they would react to the news. She was almost positive that at the very least Draco was a pagan, and paganism was illegal! She didn't want to lose her friends, right after she had just made them!

…Strangely enough, Draco actually looked rather calm. All of them did. What was going on?

Dumbledore's voice cut across her panic: "And of course, for those of you who are worried, Salazar Slytherin was deeply concerned about the privacy of students, and so cursed Godric's hat to never divulge a thing that it had learned."

Oh, that made sense.

"Now, as you might have noticed, I have yet to describe the particular criteria which will determine your sorting, the valued traits of all four founders! This is quite intentional, I assure you, and not, as some may claim, a sign of my oncoming senility."

Most of the Hall chuckled at that, some more maliciously than others.

"I have refrained from comment because of another of Hogwarts' great traditions, the Sorting Hat's song, in which the Sorting Hat itself will compose a unique melody to describe the various traits it values in each student. So, without further ado, I give you… the Sorting Hat!"

Iris watched in fascination as what she had thought was a rip in the fabric of the ancient hat began to split further open, and move around like a mouth.

A thousand years or more ago,

When I was newly sewn,

There lived four sorcerers who taught,

Whose names are still well known:

Bold Gryffindor, from wild moor,

Fair Ravenclaw, from glen,

Sweet Hufflepuff, from valley broad,

Shrewd Slytherin, from fen.

Now each of our four founders

Formed their own house each

For they did value different virtues

In those they had to teach.

By Gryffindor, the noblest were

Prized far beyond the rest;

For Ravenclaw, the academics

Always were the best;

For Hufflepuff, hard workers were

Those she sought to treat;

And power-hungry Slytherin

Loved cunning and deceit.

While still alive they did divide

Their favorites from the throng,

Yet how to pick the worthy ones

When they were dead and gone?

'Twas Gryffindor who found the way,

He whipped me off his head

The founders put some brains in me

So I could choose instead!

Now slip me snug about your ears,

I've never yet been wrong,

I'll have a look inside your mind

And tell where you belong!

And with that, the sorting started.

"Alvarcus, Martin!"


Iris was jolted out of her daydream as she felt Hermione leave her side.

"Granger, Hermione!" said the stern-faced man standing next to the stool.

Iris could see Hermione was nervous at the stares of the entire hall, as she sat down on the rickety stool

After a minute of deliberation, the hat called out "GRYFFINDOR!" and Hermione collapsed into a smiling heap, rushing off to join her new housemates.

Iris quickly lost interest again, until she heard another name she recognized.

"Malfoy, Draconis!"

This time, the hat had barley touched their head before sending them off to Slytherin. Draco looked inordinately pleased about that fact.

Soon after, "Nott, Theodoric!" went to Slytherin as well, sitting next to Draco and starting to animatedly chat with them.

Iris looked between Draco and Theo laughing happily, and then at Hermione on the other side of the Hall, looking at her with a friendly expression.

She was torn. Hermione was incredible, but so were Draco and Theo! She'd knew she'd be more at home in Slytherin, but Hermione was just so pretty and nice! In Gryffindor, she'd keep James happy with her, but she'd have to listen to her housemates continually praise the type of people she grew up with! She didn't know what to do!

Then she looked at her brother.

"Do you really want to spend seven years in a place you don't belong, simply because a man you hate wants you to?"

She made her decision.

Sorry Hermione, but James could go rot in a hole.

Then, with a call of "Potter, Daniel!", The whole hall exploded into whispers.

"Oh my word, I heard he was coming to Hogwarts this year, but I didn't believe it!"

"Wait, THE Danny Potter? The Boy-Who-Lived?"

"I thought he was training with Aurors in secret!"

Walking to the front of the room, Danny plopped down on the chair with a smug look on his face. After a few minutes, he started to frown, and almost seemed to be arguing with himself.

A minute later the Hat made its judgement: "GRYFFINDOR!"

Danny looked pleased and relieved in equal measure, as the whole of Gryffindor house began to cheer. There were even a pair of redheads that started loudly dancing on the bench, singing a limerick about Danny's greatness. Jesus Chr–… Magical Morgana, if she hadn't made her decision earlier, this would have made it for her. She was glad to see that Hermione was only clapping politely.

After a few minutes, the cheers and whooping began to calm down, and the professor with the large scroll continued to read off the list of names.

"Potter, Iris!"

For the second time that evening, all conversations stopped.

"Did she say… 'Iris' Potter? Does the Boy-Who-Lived have another sister?"

"Is it just a coincidence? I heard that 'Potter' is a pretty common name for muggles…"

Iris could feel the eyes of the whole hall on her as she went up to the stool, and she could barley get her legs to move forward. If she thought her anxiety was bad when they first opened the doors, it was nothing compared to now. She could barley put one foot in front of the other.

Shakily, Iris sat down on the stool, and put the ancient-looking Hat on, letting it—thankfully—droop over her eyes.

"…Hello? Mr. Hat?"

"Ah yes, what do we have here? Ms. Iris Potter, hmm? How peculiar!"

"Uh… yeah I guess. I'm just me, I didn't even know that I was a mage until a few months ago, let alone the twin sister of a celebrity."

"Oh yes, I can see that quite well here, indeed. You have quite a bit of resentment towards your family, don't you Ms. Potter? And I'm not just talking about the relatives you grew up with…"

"…"

"Oh don't worry Ms. Potter, I assure you that the Headmaster was quite correct, I cannot divulge any secrets which I have learned. Interesting…"

"…well, yeah then. I mean, you can probably see it can't you? How my childhood was, when my brother got to live the life of a spoiled heir? They ABANDONED me, and left me in hell."

"Yes, hmm… I see… Well, Ms. Potter, I see you've already come to a decision then…"

"Uh, yeah. I didn't mean to do your job for you or anything, it's just I really don't want to be a Gryffindor."

"Yes, I see… I still would have recommended Slytherin for you, you know… it took quite a lot of cunning to survive your childhood, did it not? And is there not any more ambitious a goal than to 'learn everything about the magical world'?"

"Well, I mean, I guess? I wasn't really thinking when I said that, but it's not like that's wrong."

"Hmm, yes… I suppose if you had not made up your mind, I would have given you the choice between Slytherin and Ravenclaw, but since you have… Well, it better be–"

"SLYTHERIN!"

If it was possible, the Hall grew even more silent after Iris's house was announced. It was just the same as when she'd walked up, only this time, two-thirds of the Hall was glaring. Iris felt faint. Was she still sitting there? Better get up and go to the table.

As Iris walked over to the Slytherin table in a daze, the whispers re-started.

"Wait, a Slytherin? She can't be related to Danny then!"

"But Muggleborns don't go to Slytherin, she has to be his sister!"

"Oh my god, her brother must be so devastated… Maybe I could offer him a shoulder to cry on?"

"A dark witch? Isn't she the daughter of the Sword of the Light?"

Iris was hyperventilating now, she didn't know what was going on. She had sat down at the table, but they were still staring at her! Most of them barley even glanced away when "Provenzano, Mariska" was called.

She could feel their eyes boring into her, like heat on her skin. Had the sorting ended? Had they even moved onto the next student? Who was breathing that loudly, was that her? And what was that thumping, was someone banging a drum? Oh god, had they looked away yet? Why couldn't–

Iris felt an arm gently wrap around her shoulders.

"Just relax darling," Blaise whispered in her ear, "you're in Slytherin now, and Slytherins stick together. We'll protect you, keep you safe. You're all right, you're safe, no one is going to hurt you." Blaise continued to whisper gentle reassurances in her ear, her thumb drawing slow circles on the back of her hand, trying to make her palms unclench.

Blaise's voice was a steady, calming beat that brought Iris out of her head, as she started to ramble in a soothing tone. "There are so many fascinating things about Vampires you know, and I can't wait to tell you all about them, would you like that? Imagine us sitting together in the Slytherin Common room, totally safe and secure, and just relaxing together as I tell you all sorts of interesting things."

Blaise kept on talking in a gentle tone. "For example, did you know that right now I'm using a focused version of the vampiric allure on you to get you to relax? Vampires can produce a magical field similar to the veela allure, although much less potent. Where the veela allure focuses on physical lust and a primal need to show off for one's mate, the vampiric allure focuses on the emotions of love, trust, and security."

Draco looked like they were going to interject at having an important part of their identity called "primal", but they looked at the tension bleed out of Iris's shoulders as she sagged into Blaise's shoulder, and thought better.

Blaise continued, "You see Iris, every creature's magical gifts can be used for both good and ill. Don't you feel how nice, warm, and relaxed my aura is making you feel? Isn't it a good thing feeling this way, instead of being all nervous over the whispers and stares?"

As Iris slowly came down from her panic attack, and turned into Blaise, letting out a little moan at how close the other girl was, and the very intimate whispering she was doing into her ear.

Wait, a little moan? Blaise? Allure? A Girl? Intimate?

Suddenly, Iris snapped back into her senses, and sprang away from Blaise, her whole body flushing red. What on earth was that! Why did she feel so safe and content, why was she alright with being held in Blaise's arms?

Blaise chuckled, seemingly unperturbed at Iris's reaction. "Back with us, darling?"

"What was that, what did you do!" Iris said, her voice a panicked, harsh whisper.

"I told you Iris, I focused my vampiric allure on you to bring you out of your own head. I saw how you were having a panic attack at everyone looking at you, and I was worried. Also, I managed to use a powerful little spell Dante's mother showed me called the 'The Hoop of Gyges ."

Hearing Blaise's candid tone, and seeing the earnest concern in her eyes, Iris began to relax. The words from the train stuck with Iris: there wasn't anything malicious about what Blaise was doing. Just like her changing, it was a talent that could be used for good or evil, and Blaise was using it for good.

"Wow," Iris said, after taking a minute to settle herself, "that's really wild how strong your allure was. I can't even imagine what it would do to a boy."

She quickly corrected herself, remembering who she was talking with: "or anyone that's attracted to girls I mean, not just boys."

"Yes dear, I'm sure it would be… quite powerful indeed" Blaise said with a solemn nod.

Theo smirked, and looked like he was about to speak up, until his mouth snapped shut suddenly, as Blaise hit him with her elbow. Wonder what that was about?

"Well, anyways," Draco said, rolling their eyes, "it's good to have you here with us, Iris. How do you feel about getting into Slytherin?"

"I… I feel like it's right, you know? Like, I talked with… someone in Diagon Alley about certain… stuff and I feel like this is definitely the right place for me. I really love my magic, it's so completely wonderful, and I just feel this is the place I'm going to be best able to learn about it, y'know?"

Dante smirked from across the table, "y'know, I'm pretty sure that James Potter will have an aneurism once he hears about this. If he ends up dying, you'll have made the single greatest blow against the light since the Dar– You-Know-Who himself!"

Iris grimaced. "Well, that's what you get for abandoning your kid to horrible muds like my relatives. I know he'll probably try and do something to make me the 'perfect little light angel' that he thinks I am, but that ship sailed on my seventh birthday, so… he can go fuck himself, I guess."

Draco spoke up, looking at Iris in slight wonder. "What… what happened when you were seven?" Dante immediately swatted them on the back of the head.

"I mean, if you don't mind me asking! I'm sorry, I wasn't thinking!"

"Don't worry" Iris said, with a rueful smile, "you deserve a pass, after what I said on the train. It… all I'll say is that my uncle got fired from work, and he blamed me. Don't… don't ask me anything else about it, alright?"

Draco floundered, looking equal parts guilty and embarrassed. "Uhhh… So… So how about your brother, huh! How's he taking it!"

Iris looked across the hall to see Danny laughing at something the pretty Indian girl sitting next to him had said. He sensed her gaze, and glared at her, eyes full of hurt and loathing.

"Well, I'm guessing that he's rather put out; half the time he spent talking to me he kept yammering on about needing to 'prank' the 'dark Slytherins'. Honestly though, I don't really care. He's immature and spoiled, and thinks he's the next greatest thing since Merlin. Seriously, he idolizes James so much, I don't think that he's had an original thought in his head in years."

"Wow Iris," Theo said, raising his eyebrows, "you sound way more confident about this stuff than you did on the train. What changed?"

Iris snorted. "I've decided I'm making a clean break with this sorting, I'm not going to let him get me under his thumb ever again. Trust me, you grow up the way I did, and you'll stop giving a shit about what blustering male authority figures think pretty damn quickly."

"Honestly," Iris said, a smile overtaking her face, "it feels really freeing, you know? I can finally be myself, after all this time of having to be a brave Gryffindor prankster for James, and a demure little Christian girl for Miriam. This is the most 'me' I've felt in months. Well, with the one exception of this girl I met in Diagon Alley."

"I had to spend the whole year since my birthday pretending that every idiotic 'prank' James played was actually the funniest thing I've ever seen, and that I didn't resent him at all for sending me off to live with my relatives. I realized that if I had to spend seven years of Hogwarts doing that, I think I'd snap and kill the puritanical bastard before third year was up."

"Oho!" Dante said, smiling, "big words Iris, big words! Do you really think you could get one over on the 'Sword of the Light'? He was one of the best duelists of the last war, you know!"

Iris smirked. "It'd be pretty easy actually. All I'd have to do is come to him talking about how I saw Draco or Theo use 'evil, unnatural dark magic', and he's be so distracted by going on a rant about their parents that he'd never see my wand."

"You know Iris," Blaise said with a smirk, pinching Iris's cheek, "I really do love it when a girl plans a murder in front of me. Isn't she just adorable, Dante dear?"

Iris squeaked and turned away towards Draco, who was pulling some girl over to their section of the table.

"Oh hey Iris!" they said, thankfully stopping Blaise's follow-up comment, which would undoubtedly do nothing but further fluster her—how did she manage to do that, anyways?—"I've been meaning to introduce you to a friend of mine. Iris, meet Daphne Greengrass!"

Reaching a few students down, Draco pulled a stunning girl over towards the fivesome, happily smiling and greeting her. She had absolutely gorgeous blonde hair, framing a sharp, delicate face, with two long red tattoos running from the corers of her mouth down to the hollow of her throat.

Affected by Blaise's aversion spell, the girl scrunched up nose in a way Iris was sure all the boys would call adorable. A few seconds later, her gaze cleared, and she focused directly on Iris.

"Hello, Ms. Potter," she said, holding out a dainty hand, "I must admit, I've been quite curious to meet you ever since the beginning of the feast."

"I-It's… it's nice to meet you to…"

"I looked all around for you once you were sorted, but thanks to someone"—she glared at a smirking Blaise—"I wasn't able to find where you'd sat. Mystery solved, as they say."

"Oh don't worry Daphne dear", Blaise said, her smirk growing sharper, "don't feel bad. I doubt there were enough brains in the pretty little head of yours to find Iris even if I hadn't cast the charm."

Greengrass took on a mocking smile. "Oh, I'm sorry Blaise, did you say something? It seems that tact and class are a lot like a Wizengamot seat: no matter how much money your mommy has, she can't buy them."

"Oh Daphne, don't worry about me", Blaise said, smirk somehow managing to look even smugger, "at least my family has money. Tell me, have your coffers ever recovered from that hit they took when your uncle was arrested after the war?"

" Should we stop them?" Iris whispered, leaning into Dante's ear.

"Yeah", he replied, "if we don't break up their foreplay, they're liable to start fucking right on the table, feast or no."

" Wait WHA–"

"Girls, girls!" Dante said, arms out in mock conciliation, "let's end this horrible fighting for now! We can continue it later once we've gotten to the dorms. Say… around midnight, in Daphne's bed?"

The two girls broke their staring match, and Daphne sat down primly on Theo's right side.

"Well, I hope Blaise over here will at least perform better than she did on the night of Draco's Christmas Ball. I'm not one to levy judgement on others"—Blaise snorted—"but it was… how do I put this kindly… highly disappointing "

"Oh?" Blaise said, quirking a fondly amused eyebrow, "what Greengrass, were you disappointed that Dante only made you scream half as much as you did when you read your last Gringotts's statement?"

"…"

"…damn Blaise. That one was good. How do I even respond to something like that?"

Daphne's face finally morphed into a friendlier expression. "Well, I know when I'm beat. It's nice to see you again Blaise, Dante, Theo. I assume your families have been well?"

She looked at Iris, whose blush had been rapidly increasing throughout the conversation to colors only seen in the hearts of nuclear detonations, and then rolled her eyes.

"Circe Blaise, another one? Wasn't that shy little McTaggart boy enough to sate your bestial lusts?"

Blaise just shrugged.

She turned to face Iris, who was still processing what was happening. "So, you're the great Iris Potter everyone's been talking about, huh? Half the table is looking for you, you know."

"M-me?" Iris said, "why are they looking for me?"

Daphne just gave Iris a flat look. "Potter, you do know who your father and brother are, don't you? Don't tell me Blaise is going for the stupid ones now."

Iris squawked: "G-going for!"

"Anyways, I'm curious," her gaze suddenly turned sharp, "where were you for the past twelve years, and why on earth has no one every heard your name before today? I would imagine that the twin of the 'Defeater of the D– of You-Know-Who' would be paraded around in the public eye at least half as much as the Boy-Who-Lived himself. Lord knows your siblings certainly were."

Iris calmed somewhat, glad to once again be in familiar territory. "W-well, basically, I was with James up until that night when Danny defeated—wait, actually, how does that even work?"

"I mean, I never really thought about it, but You-Know-Who was, well… himself. He made an entire prefecture so scared of him that they'll barley say his name! How on earth could a baby defeat him?"

Daphne cocked her head. "That's a question many of us have asked as well, Potter. You don't believe that your brother did it?"

"I mean, I don't know what I believe. To be honest, isn't it way more likely that my mom did something, because she was, y'know, a fully-trained witch? I mean I know she was raised by muds and all, but that shouldn't mean that she couldn't be a powerful mage!"

"I would find myself agreeing with you Iris. A mu…"—Daphne looked at Draco, who gave her a small nod—"A mudblood your mother may have been, but she was an excellent mage. She was often touted as 'the smartest witch of her generation' by the Nics, and while many Rells may not necessarily agree with that, even we have to admit that she was quite brilliant. In fact, some people even…"

"What?" Iris said, eager to hear more of her mother.

"…hmm? Oh, nothing, just a thought. Anyways, the viewpoint of most of us not blinded by your brother's massive shadow is that Lily Potter did some sort of r–… unknown magic on that night which enabled her to defeat the Da–… You-Know-Who. Now, you haven't answered my question: why haven't we heard of you before now?"

"Oh yeah, that makes sense… Well…"

Iris shot Blaise a questioning look.

"Don't worry darling, we all trust her"

"Alright, if you say so. Well basically", she said, lowering her voice despite the privacy charm, "basically, after the night when Danny 'defeated' You-Kn–… the Dark Lord, some medical charm that Dumbledore cast said that I was a squib, and so James sent me off to live with my mother's mud sister and her family, the Dursleys.

She shivered. "They were absolutely awful to me, because they were jealous that I was a mage and they were muds. I didn't really have a… happy childhood, to say the absolute least."

Her voice returned to a normal volume. "So, uh… anyways, on my twelfth birthday, after I cooked for my relatives, I found this letter in the mail that said I was accepted to Hogwarts. I thought it was a prank by my cousin Dudley, but the next day Petunia sat me down and told me that my mother was a mage, and that my father had left me with them when I was around one."

"A few minutes after that, when I was still processing, James showed up on the doorstep and basically told me that he was my father, and he loved me very much, and couldn't wait to get to know me again."

Daphne gave Iris a curious look. "That sounds… interesting."

"Well!" Dante said, "now that we're all introduced, what do you all thing about our first classes!"

As the other five Slytherins began to offer their opinions on the various professors, Iris began to relax. Like she'd told Tonks, she'd never really had friends before, but hearing the table laugh as Draco told a story about the potion's professor, she thought she could get used to it pretty damn quickly.


As she left the Hall with the rest of the Slytherins after the sorting feast, Iris's good mood rapidly soured. She saw her brother, looking thunderous, storming over to her, and she mentally prepared herself for… she didn't know, but she knew it would be bad.

Roughly grabbing her on the arm, Danny dragged Iris away from the rest of the crowd before she could signal to her friends. After walking for a minute or so, he flung the door to an abandoned classroom open, and, race contorted in rage, roughly pulled her inside, and began to yell.

"Do you want to break mum and dad's hearts, you git?! I should have known that you were a slimy snake, with that book on dark magic in Diagon Alley. I can't believe my father tried to take you back in to our house! You should have just stayed with the muggles where you belong!"

Iris's eyes grew wide with panic, and she frantically looked around for her friends as her brother continued to rant.

"Dad was right at that dinner: you're not a true Potter at all, you're a dark witch! I saw you getting all friendly with that bloodsucking freak Zabini at your new table, are you gonna go off and join some rug-muncher harem now too? I thought–"

"Hello Potter, Iris. What are you two doing over here?"

Iris let out a massive sigh of relief as she heard Draco's voice speak up from the open door behind Danny, taking on a cool, disdainful tone she had never heard them use before. She could see the rest of her five new… friends? standing behind them, all with equally intense glares on their faces.

Danny snapped his mouth shut, and just glared at Draco. "…Nothing, Malfoy", he said, sneering. After a minute or so, he turned sharply, and left the classroom, walking away towards the other Gryffindors.

"Iris", he said, looking back over his shoulder, letting out a long sigh "Damnit… I forgive you. I guess I'm too kind for my own good. Once you realize how awful those snakes are, come and find me. We'll see about making you a proper Potter, alright?"

He turned around, and left without looking back, leaving a terrified Iris in his wake.

Shoulders shaking with unreleased sobs, Iris curled into to Dante, who had put a supportive arm around her shoulders. As they left the classroom, Daphne started talking to her in a low voice.

"Hey, Iris, I know what it feels like, to have your parents only look at you in scorn. I only have one piece of advice… don't ever let them see you hurting."

"Wh-what?"

"I mean, Potter, your father, your brother, Weasley, and all of them. Don't ever let them see how much they hurt you. If they know how much they hurt you, then they win."

"H-how am I supposed to d-do that, when they're being so t-terrifying?"

The rest of the sixsome stopped, confused. Blaise spoke up: "Wait, dar–… Iris. you're saying that you're not about to cry because they're your family? What do you mean, 'terrifying'?"

"Oh no!".

Iris snorted, momentarily breaking through the wavering tone of her voice.

"Those a-assholes abandoned me to live with my relatives", she snarled the word like it was a curse, "and lived in a rich manor the wh-whole time. You h-heard what I said on the t-train, and at the feast. Th-they can r-rot." She was almost in tears by the end of her monologue, her rage warring with her oncoming panic attack.

"I-it's j-just", she curled further inward, "w-when they get angry like that, and p-puff up and start yelling and t-trying to c-control me, th-they're e-exactly like m-my"—she paused for breath, almost breaking down into heavy sobs—"th-they're exactly like my uncle, the one who… the one who u-used to b-b-beat m-me."

She turned to Daphne, almost hyperventilating. "I-I d-don't know w-why, I p-promise! I-it's j-just I f-freeze up, a-and th-the whole w-world c-closes in on m-me, and–" Iris began to let out heaving, panicked sobs, making Dante pull her further into his hug.

"I-I'm s-sorry, I k-know th-this–"

Theo cut her off, surprising the rest with his passionate tone. "No. Iris, this isn't your fault. If it's anyone's fault, it's the Potters, and your… relatives. Don't ever blame yourself for this."

Iris relaxed into someone's arms for the second time that day, and the third time in her life, as she stained Dante's shirt with tears.

"Now c'mon Iris, let's go back and catch up with the rest of the Slytherins, alright? We should be able to get to them before they tell us the password to the common room."

Iris just nodded into Dante's chest. "Don't ever l-let them see you hurting."

She disentangled herself from him, steeled her shoulders, and began to slowly walk back to the Slytherin dorms with her new… friends. Yes, that sounded nice.

Chapter End Notes

The title for this chapter comes from the Book of Matthew: "Behold, I send you out as sheep in the midst of wolves! Therefore be wise as serpents and harmless as doves."

Interestingly enough, this is the only time in the entirety of the Christian Bible where snakes are mentioned as having positive qualities. Usually, it's all about betrayal, or subversion, or just plain old evil. Recommended Fic: The Unwoven Threads of Fate by diadru.

This is a Naruto fic, so I know it might not be everyone's cup of tea, but I'm making it this chapter's recommendation because the name of the first student to be sorted, "Martin Alvarcus" is a omage to Alvarcus Mar, the main character . I'm sorry, but "Alvarcus" is WAY to cool of a name to waste.

It has great custom jutsu development, and incredible worldbuilding and internal character-work, I highly recommend it. Yeah, it's technically a SI/OC fic, but I promise, this is the SI/OC fic that people who hate SI/OC fics love. You won't even remember that the MC is technically supposed to be a dimension-traveler, because it almost never comes up in a meaningful way, besides driving his goals. If you skimmed through the Sorting Hat's song, you might want to go back and re-read it. While it is based largely on the song from OOTP, I've modified it subtly to fit more with this universe's Dumbledore, rather than canon!Dumbledore

In the Brood of Vipers

Chapter Summary

Iris meets Dumbledore, and has a very peculiar conversation.

Chapter Notes

See the end of the chapter for notes

Oh god, Professor Snape was looking in her direction. Oh god, Professor Snape was looking at her.

"These", he said, finishing his speech to the amassed first years, "will be your two fifth-year prefects, Odovacar Desjardins and Ravenna Trask. Both are exceptional students, and credits to our house, so I would strongly advise you to heed their advice and direction, or else face my… displeasure."

"Now… do we have any questions?"

When no one raised their hands, Snape vaguely gestured at the two prefects standing next to him.

"Alright, girls, follow me, and boys, follow Odovacar! We'll lead you to your communal dorm rooms, where you'll spend the next seven years of your life! I advise you get to know the girls standing next to you, because you'll be spending a lot of time with them!"

As Iris began to follow the prefect up the stairs, she was stopped by a heavy, masculine hand on her shoulder.

"Potter…" Professor Snape said, a mild sneer overtaking his face, "follow me." Without waiting for an answer, he swept out of the common room, and began to stride down the hallway.

Glancing over to her friends, who looked just as confused and worried as she did, Iris began to hurry in the direction he'd left, not wanting to disappoint her head of house. Catching up to him, she opened her mouth to ask a question, until his sharp glare convinced her otherwise.

After about five minutes of scurrying after Snape's enraged figure, though, she couldn't hold it in any longer.

"S-sir, i-if I m-may ask, wh-where are y-you t-taking m-me?"

Inwardly, Iris cursed her stutter, triggered by presence of an angry authority figure. Don't ever let them see you hurting.

Giving her another poisonous glare, Snape replied curtly, without ever breaking his stride. "We're going to the headmaster's office."

Iris waited for clarification, trying and failing to lift her gaze to meet the Snape's eyes.

He sighed, exasperated. "To get you re-sorted, child. What on earth else?"

"B-but th-the h-hat–"

He stopped suddenly, turning to face her with a thunderous expression.

"Why are you here, Ms. Potter?"

"Wh-what?"

"I said, why are you here, girl!"

Iris reared back as if struck, her face and hair turning stark-white.

"The Headmaster tells me this is some petulant scheme to get revenge on your father—presumably for not buying you a dress with a suitable number of rubies or some other such nonsense—and I will not let a Potter's foolish "pranks" plant a bully in the midst of my students! What, did you plan on not even making your brother's victims safe in their own common room?"

Iris widened her eyes, unable to even speak a word in the face of Snape's angry diatribe. She did, however, to her great pride, finally manage to meet his penetrating gaze, his black eyes twinkling as they seemed to bore straight into hers.

Snape suddenly stopped.

"You… you were not raised with your father?"

He wasn't angry anymore?

Iris let out a massive breath, no longer feeling that a large constrictor was gradually squeezing the air from her lungs.

"N-no sir, I-I was raised w-with my m-muggle Aunt Petunia."

"Petunia Evans?"

"I b-believe that was her m-maiden name, s-sir."

Somehow, Snape's scowl returned even more severe than before. Iris was about to cower once again, preparing herself for another rant, until she realized that his ire was not directed at her.

Iris took a few steps back as he stared into the middle distance, his scowl growing ever deeper, his iron grip on her hand gradually relaxed. Seemingly coming to a decision, Snape guided Iris to an empty classroom, and conjured two chairs with a short flick of his wand.

"Sit down Ms. Potter," he said, seeing her reluctance. "I only wish to converse."

Iris's fear, gradually becoming replaced by confusion at her Head of House's sudden attitude change, gently sat on the uncomfortable wooden chair he had conjured from the thin air. Suddenly, Snape began to speak, his face growing dark.

"Your father, Ms. Potter, was, and still is, a truly awful man."

"I k-know."

"' I know'? That is your response? No insults, no defenses, no angry shouting?"

"N-no. I know m-more than anyone how… awful a man James Potter is."

"And what, pray tell, are your reasons for saying that? I would think that even when raised apart from them, most young children raised in the type of… environment your Petunia must have provided hold a great deal of affection for their parents."

Snape seemed calmer now… more curious instead of angry.

"Well," she said, bitter anger swelling within her, "most children don't learn at age twelve that one of their parents is a-alive, and has a separate family that he's been happily living with all this time."

Snape just quirked an eyebrow.

"So I promise you, when you say 'James Potter is a despicable excuse for a human being', I completely agree."

"And I'm in Slytherin because I want to be," she added, "because Slytherins understand me, are kind to me. Everyone in my father's life that I met just assumes that muggles are wonderful and enlightened, and so I must have a perfect home life. Blaise, Draco, Dante, Theo… they're some of the only ones I've told who really get it."

"And yes", she said, "maybe a little bit of that is because of my father. Not to get revenge, but because I've never heard a kind word leave his mouth about Slytherins, and you in particular. Anyone that James Potter hates that much must be doing something right."

Snape just looked at her, a curious expression on his face.

Seeming to come to an internal decision, he began to speak. "It will not surprise you to learn then," he said, "that your father was no different in his school days. He was an awful bully, who ruthlessly harassed any Slytherin that caught his eye, and any Ravenclaw or Hufflepuff who he saw as 'turning dark'. He may have written off his bullying as pranks", Snape sneered at the word, "but they were nothing more than exercises in bodily pain, and abject public humiliation."

Iris grimaced at the long-simmering anger that Snape's tone held. "And you were one of the targets of these… 'pranks', sir?"

Snape scoffed mildly. "I was not one of the targets, child, I was the target."

"Wait… sir, were you 'Snivellus'? Why… why did they pick on you so much?"

Snape's expression took on a strange look, equal parts wistfulness and pain.

"I was… very good friends with your mother, Lily. We grew up together, and entered Hogwarts in the same year. I was actually the first to show her magic, when we were eight years old."

Iris stared at her Head of House intently, hanging on to every word.

"Your father… he took great exception to that. You see, being the man he was, he developed an attraction to your mother at first sight. He was convinced that I was using my… 'dark wizardry' to make Lily stay friends with me, because I was in love with her, and she didn't return my feelings. From almost the first day, he took it upon himself to viciously torment me until I would 'let up my spell'."

He continued. "Even once Lily began to become more ingratiated to the Gryffindor culture, and showed herself to be firmly integrationist in her stance, the pranks continued. Lily was friendly with everyone, especially after fourth year. She had plenty of 'dark and evil' friends, and your father despised that fact.

"Eventually, when he began to mature to a level above that of a toddler, his 'pranks' gradually dwindled, until I was left unmolested in my final year of schooling. It was then, incidentally, that your mother first began to… show interest in him, Merlin knows why."

Iris, eyes watering, barely even thought about her next words.

"Were… were you in love with her, sir? Like he claimed?"

Almost the moment those words left her mouth, Snape stiffened, and Iris gasped and began to profusely apologize. "Oh my God sir I'm so sorry I don't even know what I was thinking! That's such a per–"

Snape cut her off with a wave of his hand.

"Don't child. You have done nothing wrong. I actually believe that is the politest inquiry into Lily's and my relationship I have ever received from a Potter."

Snape let out a long sigh, mixed in with a mournful chuckle, as he stared over Iris's shoulder into the middle distance.

"Child… I don't believe that there was a single mage in all of Hogwarts who wasn't in love with your mother. The integrationists loved her because she was a brilliant and successful muggleborn, and the seclusionists loved her because she refused to judge mages by anything but their character."

"It didn't hurt", he said with a small smirk that could almost be mistaken for a forlorn smile, "that she was also incredibly beautiful, both inside and out."

"So yes, to answer your question, I was in love with your mother, very deeply and completely. In many ways still am."

Finished, Snape began to stand up, as Iris seemed to come out of a daze.

"Professor…" she hesitantly asked, "would you…would you mind terribly telling me more about my mother some time?"

Pausing, Snape considered her.

"I would… not be averse to that, Ms. Pot–… Iris. Come by my office after classes have finished for the day, and I'll tell ysou the story of how we met."

"Now," he said, exiting the room, "let us proceed to the Headmaster's office."

"What!" Iris said. "I thought that we settled that I really do want to be in Slytherin!"

"Oh yes," Snape said, with a dry voice, "we most certainly did. But it was the Headmaster who requested the re-sorting, not I."

"Why… why would the Headmaster care where I'm sorted" Iris asked, her face scrunching up. "And why does he not think I'd be right for Slytherin?"

"I assure you Iris", he said with a humorless smirk, "that the Headmaster will only rarely divulge the reasons for his actions, and even then, never to those mages which his actions affect."

"I do know, however, that ever since your brother's defeat of the Dark Lord, he has shown an… unusual interest in the affairs of your family. Your father has always idolized the man, but ever since that night, he's taken a much more active role in your family's life."

Disturbed, Iris followed him, scrambling to keep up with his brisk strides as they moved through Hogwarts's corridors. Didn't James say that Dumbledore told him she was a squib?


Iris's first impression of Dumbledore's office was… stereotypical. His window-ledge was filled with dozens of delicate silver instruments, spinning and puffing without any seeming pattern. His shelf was full of books that Iris thought were old and mysterious-looking enough to be called "tomes", and the space next to his desk was occupied by a strange, exotic creature.

In short, Dumbledore looked exactly like the depictions of wise old wizards she saw when she could sneak a quick glance at one of Dudley's morning cartoons. He even had the great silver beard and crazy-looking clothing! All he needed was Excalibur hanging on his wall, and he'd be a dead ringer for Merlin.

"Well Iris," he said, a conciliatory expression on his face, "I have to admit that once again, you manage to surprise me."

"A-again, sir?"

Dumbledore laughed. "Oh yes dear girl, the first time was when you were just a baby, when James first told me that he believed you were a squib! I was doubtful of course—squib-wizard twins are incredibly rare, after all—but he wouldn't hear of it. Why, he wouldn't even let me run a test!"

Iris gaped. That wasn't what James had said.

What was going on?

"Well, now that I think of it," he said with a slightly-vacant frown, "I suppose that was more your father surprising me than you. He was certainly full of surprises in his days as my student, that's for certain! Why, I remember this one prank he and his friends managed to pull off, it was–"

"Headmaster," Snape politely interrupted, "the reason you called her here?"

"Ah yes, yes!" he said with a clap, "I apologize my girl, but when you get to be my age your thoughts sometimes manage to get away from you! We're here today because of your little prank during the sorting."

"…prank, sir?" Iris asked, feeling a sense of foreboding.

"Yes yes dear girl, your prank! And I must say, having seen the long tradition of pranking here at school, I must say that this is most certainly one of my favorites! Forcing your sorting to a different house, just to play a joke on your father? How marvelous!"

"However," he said, eyes losing a bit of their mirth, "while I more than anyone can compliment you on a prank well-executed, I'm afraid that you might just be unaware of the consequences of your actions.

"C-consequences, s-sir?"

Oh no.

Was she going to get disciplined on her very first day?

Was there any escape from Vernon in the magical world?

"Iris," he said, eyes turning serious, "I will not be punishing you, but this is indeed a serious matter. While I'll admit that pranking and trickery may have their place in academic life"—Snape scowled—"the sorting feast is not the time for such foolishness. I don't know if you truly realize what you'd almost done, my girl, but things could have been quite awful for you in Slytherin, even dangerous, due to your family name. Not to mention, the temperament of the house would be… unsuited to one such as yourself."

"Wh-… what d-do you mean, sir?"

"Well Iris, while the Slytherin House may have many virtues"—he shot Snape a quelling look—"altruism, humility, and selflessness are most certainly not among them. And, if we are being honest with each other, which I want us to do, the majority of Slytherin house are full of the children of many dark families, that may wish to harm you based on your family name."

Iris couldn't believe what she was hearing. She knew Tonks had said that the Nics were in charge of things in society, but she couldn't believe this. How was it legal for the Headmaster of a school to be this completely, unrepentantly biased against a whole quarter of his students?

Obviously, she didn't let any of this show on her face.

"D-dark families, s-sir?"

"Yes my girl, dark families. You must understand, many of these students, especially in the higher years, may have sympathies for dark magic, or, our Lord forbid, have delved into it himself."

Dumbledore looked mournful, as his eyes began to shine with unshed tears. "It is perhaps… my greatest regret, out of the many I've accumulated over my long life, that I have not been able to save more of my precious students from the luring call of unnatural magics. During the last war, I blame myself, and only myself, for the greater recruitment Voldemort took from Slytherin house."

"I admit," he continued, looking down at his clasped hands, "I was not aware of the danger the older members of the Slytherin house possessed, as they acted as Voldemort's agents, and gradually introduced corpora of foul spells into the house commons. Indeed, because of my inaction, many of Slytherin's wizards and witches, and almost all of its creatures, delved deeply into the corrupting arts, and came out of Hogwarts filled with hatred and evil, and seeking to upend the natural order, eradicating the greater part of the human population."

Dumbledore's eyes suddenly regained their shining, earnest intensity, as he looked up at Iris. "However, I do believe that I learn from my mistakes, so I will not allow the same situation to occur here, while I have every power to prevent it."

"Iris," he said, "you must understand, you are not safe in Slytherin. Even if Slytherin was not a breeding-ground for the corruption of the dark, there would still be the issue of the children of your father's greatest political enemies being your housemates. Would you want one of them to use you as a hostage against your father?"

"N-no s-sir! I-I love my f-father, that's the l-last thing I'd want!"

Wow, Dursley-space was getting crowded.

" Excellent Iris, I had no doubt in my mind that you would understand! The twinkle returned to Dumbledore's eyes, as he shot her a beaming smile.

"Wh-what a-am I t-to d-do?" Iris asked.

Fucking stutter.

"Well my dear girl, there is only one thing to do. We must perform a re-sorting!"

"I-is that common?"

"Oh no, not at all my girl! After all, very few have the combination of pranking spirit and newness to the magical world that it takes to fool the Sorting Hat!"

With a wave of his wand, he summoned the ratty-looking pointed cap off of a high shelf.

"Now, my dear girl, all you need do is put the hat upon you head, and this time, let it do its job properly!"

Cursing the minor tremor in her hands, Iris slowly picked up the ancient-looking artifact, and placed it on her head, Dumbledore's gently-smiling face the last thing she saw.

"…"

"…hello? Mr. Hat?"

"…"

"HELLO?"

"…"

"HAT, ARE YOU TH–"

"BALDER'S BESCUMBERED BEARD, GIRL, WILL YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH."

"…what?"

"I MEAN, I can hear you just fine without you running about, flapping your jaw, screaming like you've just had your anal virginity taken by the collective forces of the Norman army! Woden's spear, wasn't you shouting your thoughts at me during the sorting enough?"

"H-hat?"

"Speaking. Now what the bloody hell is so important that you had to wake me up?"

"Did… did I do something wrong? Am I not supposed to be re-sorted?"

"RE-SORTED? No, you failed abortion, of course you aren't! You only get one sorting! I know that most of you brats are stupider that the drool dribbling from the chin of your senile mud-loving shit of a headmaster, but I figured you'd all be able to count to one! It's very simple: ONE!"

"I think… wait, 'mud-loving' Hat, you're a Rell?"

"Of course I'm a seclusionist you little piss-stain, I'm from the 10th century! We were alive for the Clænsung Egan-Griman Æþelstanes, EVERYONE was a bloody seclusionist! The first time Godric wore me to a muddy town, he stabbed another mage to death for trying to pay his bar-tab in galleons! I once saw all four founders behead a Jesus-mad blood-traitor that tried to burn half the library; they did it right in the middle of the Great Hall!"

"Wow, uh… that's interesting. Is that why you're so…"

"What, angry, mean, cruel? No, I'm that way because thanks to Godric, I've spent the past THOUSAND YEARS shuffling through the heads of a bunch of debilitatingly-horny twelve-year-olds! The only other thing I even get up to is belting out whatever lyrical placenta of a song the Headmaster writes for me! Do you have any idea how bloody BORING that is?"

"I used to be happy you know, I was made as a battle aid for Godric, able to predict the moves of his enemies! He and I rode around all across the land, seeing all sorts of incredible fighting! We went from one end of the earth to the other back then, but now? Nope! Now all I have to see is the office of this self-flagellating chastity belt you call a Headmaster!"

"U-um…"

"Do you know what the average frumbyrdlingas that I've spent that past millennia sorting think about? Sex! that's it! All they want to do is stroke their little cocks until they can shoot off all over the nearest mage, beast, or vaguely hole-shaped pile of masonry that they see! I've must hear fifty times more comments about which professor has the sharpest jawline than about which has the sharpest wit!"

"I've spent the last millennia listening to you meocliðe little fetuses worry about which particular brood of flesh-bags you're allowed to shoot your sperm inside! 'Oh Mr. Sorting Hat, thank you so much for putting me in Gryffindor, I'll make sure to suck my Head of House's cock in your honor!' 'Oh, Mr. Sorting Hat, you have to place me in Ravenclaw like my parents, because I haven't had a single original thought in my head since I pawed mother's tits!' I can't fucking STAND it!"

"I'm not even allowed to say anythinag to you little empty-headed, unoriginal cretins! It's all 'hmm, interesting', and 'oh, I see', they made me sound like a bloody Dryad! Speaking of, stop peeping in on me, you oversized wooden dildo, or I'll snap the only wand you can't replace! Of course I don't, do you even have eyes in your pollen-dumpster of a head?"

"Uh…"

"I swear, the minute that bloody etiquette ritual wears off, I'm done digging through the shriveled balls of cum and earwax you all pass off as brains. I'll make sure to give a very special sorting song then; I've had a thousand years to think of how to rhyme things with 'sodomy'!"

"…Ok? Does… Does that mean you won't re-sort me?"

"Of course it does, you thick-brained little cunt! You're still in Slytherin: go back to your common room and rut with those Zabini brats, give a whole new meaning to pillow-biter! You want a re-sorting, I'll tell you where I'd sort you, right into–"

Feeling that she had her answer, Iris yanked the brim of the hat from her forehead. She moved to hand it over to the headmaster, but paused in shock as the hat opened its brim and began to speak aloud.

"My esteemed Headmaster Dumbledore, I apologize humbly, but it is not within the bounds of my nature to perform a re-sorting. The founders themselves created me partially out of the true wood of a Dryad, so that I might sort perfectly every time, and so thought there to be no need for any pointless repetitions."

Iris stared at the hat wide-eyed, barely able to hold her jaw shut. Hopefully, Dumbledore would mistake her reaction as shock at being 'kept' in Slytherin. What the fuck had the Founders done to the vulgar piece of headwear?

"To the lovely Ms. Iris Potter, I do apologize, but I cannot at this moment acquiesce to your desires. Alas, I am a mere crafted object, and so must obey the limits imposed on me by the nature of the ritual of my–"

"Thank you greatly Hat, that is all we require! We appreciate all you've done for us today. May your rest be peaceful until the next time you are called upon." Dumbledore swiftly levitated the hat off of Iris's head, and back onto the dusty shelf where it spent most of the year.

Turning back to Iris, Dumbledore frowned, eyes twinkling again, and then let out a great, heaving sigh.

"Well Iris, it seems that in this case, I cannot save you from the consequences of your follies."

"I-I'm really sorry sir, I c-can't believe that I have to s-stay in S-Slytherin!"

Dursley-space was getting really crowded.

"Yes, I too am disappointed. However, do not worry, I am still just as intent as making sure you remain coming out of Slytherin House as you were when you entered it. As long as I am Headmaster in these esteemed halls, my girl, I promise that corruption shall not touch you."

Iris let out a relived sigh, and then nodded.

Maybe she should rename it 'Dursley- land' instead?

"I only ask that you think more carefully in the future before you perform any more ill-timed pranks or jokes. Remember Iris, every action we take has consequences, and it is our solemn duty as children of the light to keep in mind the effects our actions could possibly have in the future, on both others and ourselves."

"I-I will s-sir, I-I p-promise!"

"Thank you, my dear girl, you do my old heart well. Severus, would you please escort Iris back to the G– Slytherin common room?"

Snape nodded, and began swiftly walking down the stairs, not even waiting for Iris to follow.

"And Iris?" Dumbledore said, as she stood up to follow him. "I believe that if you wish to rectify your actions, you could do so by coming to my aid in this quest to purify Slytherin. I, along with dozens of generations of Slytherin alumna, would be greatly thankful if you'd report to me any dark objects or texts you may see bandied about the common room, and inform me of any sudden increases in rage or cruelty in your peers."

"D-don't worry sir," Iris said, exiting the office, "I'll b-be sure to keep wary of anything o-odd or suspicious I s-see. You can c-count on me sir!"

Hey, at least she'd been able to slip that one in!

Swiftly, she almost ran down the stairs, and joined Snape where he stood outside the gargoyle. Together they marched back to the Slytherin dorms in silence, both thinking on the Headmaster's words.


After his martyr had left to follow Severus, Albus's genial smile dropped, and he began angrily pacing the length of his office. He didn't know what to be more infuriated at, the blasted restriction on the Sorting Hat, or that the girl had chosen now of all times to throw her tantrum! Satan's temptation, this couldn't have come at a worse time!

No, it wouldn't do any good at all to fume and bluster: it wasn't good for his plans, nor his state of mind. Breathing out slowly, he attempted to regain his mental equanimity, knowing that he'd have to approach the problem with a clear head. After a few minutes, he felt sufficiently at peace, and so he began to analyze the situation.

James's reports had said nothing of this level of brattish petulance, but he now believed he understood why. He had been foolish when he accepted James's words at face value, it was the fault of all parents to overlook the worst traits of their children. Angels above, that was the only reason that his mother could have ignored the dark rage and unnatural desires which had ensnared his younger self, and leave him to live in sin with Gellert!

Yes, the martyr's attempt to lash out at her father had left him in a troublesome situation, but not nearly an insurmountable one. There were a scant few children of light families in Slytherin after all—heaven knows how—and he could enlist one, or better yet all of them to steer her in the right direction. Whoever her lighter peers didn't influence her away from, Severus could take care of: he was oath-bound to protect her interests, after all.

Even though her sorting had initially worried him, he could see that his efforts at ensuring a proper childhood had not gone to waste. He clearly saw, both in her mind and the real world, that she was submissive to earthly authorities, and her decision to emulate James by playing a prank—despite the fact that James himself was the target—showed a deep need to connect with him, and a craving for his praise and acceptance.

As Albus thought, his face evened out to a more neutral expression. While he knew this might be a minor problem, his general plans were going exactly as they should be. All he needed to do was ensure that Danny would ignore his moral compass when it came to his sister's mistaken placement, and forge a deeper connection with her. Perhaps he could even arrange a love interest to tie her even more strongly to the light? Perhaps the Weasley boy?

No, Albus thought, he wouldn't do that to one of the sons of the light. He was sure that Iris would make an excellent wife—humility was not only an ideal trait for martyrs, but for homemakers as well—but he would not burden any husband or children with the weight of her destiny. Iris was fated to die for the sins of the wizarding world, and he would not allow her to form a relationship, knowing that it would only end in the pain of loss.

Sitting back in his chair, relaxed, Albus began to further plan Iris's future at Hogwarts. He knew someone as meek as her would never seek out the third-floor corridor on her own, so he needed to give her a little push.

Albus didn't know how Tom's twisted, broken spirit would manage to enter his school, but he knew that no matter how it did, he would be ready, and one way or another, Iris Potter would meet her final destiny.

Chapter End Notes

Ok yeah, the Sorting Hat is probably my favorite character to write, bar none. I can't promise he'll make a reappearance, but I'll do my very best. The title for this chapter also comes from the Book of Matthew: "You brood of vipers, how can you who are evil say anything good? For the mouth speaks what the heart is full of!"

This mention of snakes, unlike the one which gave the last chapter, is much more in line with the rest of the Christian Bible, making snakes untrustworthy, deceitful, and evil. Fanfic Rec is Fantastic Elves and Where to Find Them by evansentranced, one of my all-time favorite crack-fics. If you're wondering why Dumbledore didn't learn about Iris's serious doubts about his political position, it's due to two things:

One, he was only doing a surface scan, so he could only see basic emotions, feelings, and reactions, and not concrete memories.

Two, Iris has a long tradition of shoving her emotions down into "Dursley-space", which would let her more "scandalous" emotions mostly avoid the cursory surface scans Dumbledore is performing.

Of course, Iris wouldn't have any defense against a more active attempt to read her mind, but that would require that Dumbledore cast the Legilimens spell at her, which would be a very obvious red flag that something was up. If you're wondering, you can google the Anglo-Saxon words the Hat uses. The only one I had to create and conjugate on my own was one of the periodic muggle persecutions of mages in my universe, the "Clænsung Egan-Griman Æþelstanes". It means something like "Athelstan's Cleansing of the Witches" in Modern English, and refers to the famous English King Æthelstan, who reigned a few decades before Hogwarts's founding date and led a series of persecutions on "witchcraft".

Eges-Grimme (Gen. Egan-Grimman) is a derogatory term for mages that has no equivalent in English, literally meaning "frightful masks", referring to the idea that mages concealed their evil underneath a "mask" of humanity.

The Sand Reckoner

Chapter Summary

Finally, some explanation on how magic actually works

Chapter Notes

See the end of the chapter for notes

As Iris and her new friends sat down in the Arithmancy classroom, they could hear the Gryffindors they shared the class with eagerly chat amongst themselves.

"So…" Iris said, turning to where Daphne and Theo were sitting on her right, "I've been meaning to ask. How exactly does arithmancy manage to translate magical effects to spells? I could understand the basic theory for almost all of the other classes, but the Arithmancy textbook was really difficult."

"Honestly", Theo replied, "I don't really understand it either. It's supposed to be the theory behind all magic, but I haven't really read much into it, so I don't get it. Daphne probably knows though, don't you?"

"Well… it's actually a bit of a common error to say that Arithmancy is the foundation of all the magic. Arithmancy is actually just one of the two uses of the discipline we call 'magical mathematics', along with s–… certain types of higher-level spells that Arithmancy is based on. Arithmancy is considered the 'truest' expression of magical mathematics by… dominant academics though, so generally, you'll see the two equivocated."

"Now," she said, "as to what exactly Arithmancy entails… well I suppose you'll just have to wait and find out like the rest of the students, now won't you?"

After Theo playfully butted her shoulder, she clarified: "I'm honest, I don't know very much myself beyond the absolute basics, and I'm sure Professor Vector can explain it much better than I ever could. Be careful though, I've heard he's pretty biased against Slytherins, especially us… 'dark creatures'."

"Also, Iris, don't feel bad about not understanding the textbook. My mother is quite adept at Magical Mathematics, and she's repeatedly criticized Prof. Vector's choice of textbook as being far too advanced for a beginner's class."

As if summoned by Daphne's reference, the professor in question chose that moment to stride through the door, as a loud gong rang throughout the castle. Dante jumped from where he was lightly napping in his seat.

"Good morning class! My names is Séamus Vector, and I'll be your Professor of Arithmancy for the next seven years. I expect to be addressed as either 'Professor', 'Professor Vector', or 'Sir'."

"Now, before we begin, I'm curious, does anyone here feel that they can give the class a good, introductory definition of Arithmancy?"

Hermione's hand shot up immediately; Iris smiled at her fondly.

"Yes, Ms…"

"Granger, Sir!"

"Ms. Granger then. Could you give the class a brief summary of the field of arithmancy?"

"Well sir, arithmancy has to do with creating mathematical equations to describe the physical forms and effects of spells, to act as a map to express the mathematical equations of certain phonological–"

"I think that's enough for now, Ms. Granger, we don't want to give the whole semester's content away!"

Hermione blushed fetchingly and ducked her head as the whole glass chucked. Iris gave her a supportive nod and grin.

"Yes, as Ms. Granger said, Arithmancy describes the process of describing magical effects through the use of equations. However, what she did not tell you was that those equation are not the kind that our more newly-gifted students would find at their muggle primary school, or even most muggle colleges! Indeed, where muggle mathematics, with the exception of very high levels, only deal with the three physical dimensions, Arithmancy deals with the higher dimensions necessary to describe magic."

Ron raised his hand, and began to speak without being called upon.

"Sir, what exactly–"

" Patience, Mr. Weasley," the Professor said, slightly amused, "is a great virtue. If you'll let me finish, I'll most likely answer your question."

"Now, higher dimensions. I'm sure many of you, Mr. Weasley most likely included, are wondering what exactly what a higher dimension is, and how it relates to magic."

With a precise wave of his wand, the Professor summoned a chalkboard from across the classroom.

"Now", he said, drawing a straight dash on the chalkboard, "this, right here, is an object in a single dimension."

Danny piped up: "It's… it's a line? What does a line have to do with math?"

"Exactly Mr. Potter, a well-thought question!"

"You see class, this isn't simply a line, it can also be understood as a one-dimensional object. This means that there is only one axis of possible movement and manipulation in this object, the right-left axis, or, in Arithmantic parlance, the First Axis."

"I see many of you still look confused. Think of it in more practical terms. Imagine that you're walking down a narrow path, so narrow that it can only fit one person. Now, when you walk, the only way you can walk is forward or backward. This is the axis of movement, a path along which one can step."

"Now, to make things clearer, let's consider a two-dimensional object" He paused, and drew four more straight lines on the chalkboard, forming a square.

"You see, in this two-dimensional shape, the square, we've added another axis of movement, the Second Axis. If we're using our path example from earlier, this is like taking that path, and expanding sideways to form a large paved area. Not only can you step forward or backwards, you can now also step left or right."

"The physical world that we see, then, is filled with objects in three dimensions. We have our First Axis, walking forward and backward, our Second Axis, walking left or right, and our Third Axis, jumping up or falling down. Are there any questions so far?"

A Slytherin boy down near the front raised his hand.

"Yes, Mr.… Leopold?"

"U-um, Professor, how is it one-dimensional, if you can walk forward and backward. Wouldn't that be–?"

" Well, as it states in the textbook, one the very second page in fact, movement forward and movement backward along an axis can be considered simple mirror images of each other, one occurring in the positive direction, and one in the negative."

He looked around at the class. "As strange as it might seem to you all, in Arithmancy you must consider walking left not as walking in a distinct direction, but as walking negative right."

"Now," he said, turning back to the board and scrawling several names and dates, "many of you may be wondering, this is all well and good, but how does it relate to magic? Well, to understand that, we must first understand a bit of history."

"Before the publishing of Sir Francis Bacon's 'New Magic from the Fires of Righteousness', wands were merely used as a focus for magic, something to channel one's magic through. A wizard or witch would channel their magic through the wand, and into an object, in order to change or manipulate its outer form. Now, while this is indeed a powerful form of magic, it is not nearly the length or breadth of what magic could do, and so the field of magical mathematics was developed."

"What was so revolutionary about Bacon's work was his adaptation of the muggle art of algebra, used to describe the physical world, as the basis for an entirely new, magical form of mathematics he called Arithmancy, used to describe the properties and effects of magic."

"Bacon discovered that spells, in essence, could be understood as constructs in a seven-dimensional space, with their physical forms being described in the three lower dimensions, and their magical effects being described in the four higher."

"Now," he said, chuckling, "I don't expect any of you to gain an ability to picture the seven-dimensional forms of spells by the end of this year, nothing like that. I assure you, that ability only comes to those with years and years of Arithmancy training.

"However! It is the goal of this class, and your first year of arithmancy education, to be able to accurately understand and explain the equations for six basic magical effects: lighting, dimming, levitation, changing color, and force projection. You will also be expected to explain, but not demonstrate, how those five magical effects can translate into the components of wanded spellcasting."

To Iris's confusion, there were a few groans from the Gryffindor side of the classroom.

"Yes, yes, I know that many of your parents have told you that you will learn to design your own spells in this class. And you will, I assure you, starting in your fifth year."

"I would like to stress this point: experimenting with original spells unsupervised is dangerous. Even once we've learned how to translate these equations into incantations and wand movements, I do not want any of you to go around thinking you can use them to make your own magic."

He looked at the Gryffindors, who were doing their (frankly pathetic) best to mask their excitement. "I know it may seem like I'm just some stuffy old authority figure giving you a needless warning, because I don't want you to perform 'cool magic', as another one of my first years once put it, but I assure you, I am deathly serious. Anyone caught developing their own spells unsupervised even after fifth year, will be suspended from Hogwarts, and quite possibly expelled."

Well, the Gryffindors sure were looking a bit less enthusiastic now.

"Do you all know what happened to the last student that was caught experimenting with his own spells in Hogwarts? No? Well let me tell you. It was around twenty years ago, and he was a fourth year named Jesse Massen. He thought he could develop a color-changing variant of the lumos charm using all the arithmetical knowledge he'd gained in this class."

"Now, I'm sure Mr. Massen was thinking what many of you are right now: 'the lumos charm? How could experimenting with that be dangerous? It's just a little glow of light!' He believed that he was exempt from my warnings, because the spell he was altering was too simple to ever possibly hurt him."

"Do you know what happened to Jesse Massen, who was working on a spell too simple to ever go wrong? They had to pick him off of his dorm room walls."

The whole class was completely silent, with many students, even the Slytherins, looking quite queasy.

" That is why, students, you will be suspended for experimenting with spell creation. Not only for your own safety, but for the safety of others. What do you think would have happened, if Jesse Massen had decided to work on his spell when some of his dormmates were present?"

"Yes," he said to the gasps of the class, " exactly."

After around thirty seconds of silence, his glare receded, and he turned back to the chalkboard.

"Well! Now that we've covered that bit of nastiness, let's resume where we left off!"

He turned towards the Slytherin side of the classroom. "Mr. Leopold! Since you were so eager to interrupt during my lecture, perhaps you could help me pass out these copies of the course syllabus?"

The rest of the class proceeded without further gruesome interruption, covering the goals and requirements of the course in further detail, and the magical effects they'd be learning to describe.


"Iris! Iris! Hey, Iris!"

Startled by the call for her, Iris turned around, and saw Hermione frantically motioning for her.

Iris's face broke out in a beaming smile."Hey, Hermione! How are you! I haven't seen you since the train!"

"Oh my word Iris it's been incredible! You know I don't think magic being real had really sunk in until now, it's like I knew that it was, but I didn't know it, not until I got to Hogwarts where everything was just so, well, magical! I'm so excited, Hogwarts has one of the largest libraries in the whole world! I can't wait to go explore it, there are just so many new things about the magical world that I have no idea about! Did you know that they actually still have Lords in charge of their government here? There's jus so many new and different things, I can't wait to get to know all about it!"

"I know!", Iris said, Hermione's exuberance beginning to affect her, "Isn't it so wonderful? It's like, all our lives, we've known that we were different, and now we finally know why! I can't wait to learn everything about magic!"

Hermione frantically nodded her head at each of Iris's points.

"I know! I was so worried about being behind because my parents don't have magic, but everyone in Gryffindor tower is just so nice and helpful! They told me that most of the students from families with magic won't know any more than I do, so I should be fine! It's actually really funny, they all seemed so curious and excited about the muggle world, almost as much as I am about the wizarding one!"

Iris's smile grew strained at the mention of muggles, but was soon replaced by a genuine grin at Hermione's adorable earnestness.

"Yeah," she said, looking around for her Slytherin friends, "I actually made a bunch of friends in my new house, they've all been really helpful in understanding my new world and culture. Oh, there they are! Hey guys, come over here!"

Iris waved the rest of the Slytherin sixsome over, ignoring their guarded looks.

"Hermione, these are my new friends, Draco Malfoy, Theo Nott, Daphne Greengrass, and Blaise and Dante Zabini. Guys, this is Hermione Granger, I met her on the train."

When she saw none of the others were making moves to greet Hermione, Blaise stepped up, and introduced herself with a tight smile. "Hello, Ms.… Granger, was it? I'm Blaise Zabini, it's very nice to meet you. While I'd love to talk to you, and meet one of Iris's other friends, we really must be getting to our charms class with the Ravenclaws."

Shelving their obvious reluctance as an issue for later, Iris turned back to Hermione. "Hey, Hermione, it was so great seeing you, but we really do have to go. Do you want to meet up in the library sometime, so we can explore it together? How about Saturday?"

Hermione, seemingly oblivious to Blaise's coldness, nodded enthusiastically. "Yes, I'd love that! It was so nice to meet you Blaise, and all the rest of you too, you should all come with us! I'll see you on Saturday, Iris!"

As Hermione scampered off to join the retreating Gryffindors, Blaise turned to Iris with a serious look on her face.

"Darling, I'd be… careful with that one, if I were you."

"What? What do you mean?"

"Iris, she's a mudblood", Dante said, an uncharacteristically serious look on his face, "she may seem all bright and eager about magic now, but I'm telling you, in five weeks she'll be talking about how 'backwards' the magical world is, and how all the 'dark wizards' need to be kicked out of Hogwarts before they can sacrifice her in a blood orgy, or whatever other bloody nonsense they'll tell her up in Gryffindor tower."

"What? Hermione's not like that! She's nice, and wonderful, and really caring! Sure, she can get excited sometimes, but that's no reason to say she'd believe awful things like that!"

"Darling", Blaise cut back in, "I know that she probably seems that way now, but she's a mudblood in Gryffindor. You know what the muds think about vampires, do you really think that the Gryffindors will discourage that notion? I guarantee that by Samhain, she'll spend all your conversations telling you about what an 'awful shame' it is that 'dark creatures' like me are allowed to prey on 'innocent light witches and wizards'."

"Iris," Dante interjected, "for Circe's sake, the muds will even racially discriminate against other muds, and they're the same bloody race! How do you think they react to races that are actually different? And not one that claims to be the same as them, like the Nic sorcerers!"

Iris was shocked. She understood where her friends were coming from, she really did, but were they really ready to judge Hermione based on what all those other mudbloods had done? They didn't even know her!

"Morgana, darling, think about you," Blaise said, grabbing Iris's hand in concern, "How do you think she'll react learning that you could 'steal her face' whenever you wanted? The mudbloods are the chief supporters of that 'Talent Registry' Dumbledore proposed!"

"Blaise…" Iris said, shocked, "I… I don't think that Hermione's like that at all. She's so wonderful, I can't see her acting like any of those other mudbloods. I mean, isn't one of the biggest Rell policy goals to take mudbloods away from the muds? If you believe that, then you can't believe that she'd believe those awful things just because she's a mudblood!"

"Iris" Draco said, "I get why you'd think that, but the mudblood adoptions… They're adoptions. It's not… it's when they're babies, not when they're twelve! Once they start Hogwarts, they've already gotten all those mud ideas about hating other races rattling around in their heads, and then they all get swept up by the Nics, who start prattling on about the muds' 'superior culture'! You really think that little mudblood will be different?"

"She's not 'my little' anything Draco!"

Realizing she was almost yelling, Iris took a deep breath, and composed herself. "Look guys, I realize that you're only looking out for me, and I really appreciate that. But I promise, Hermione is different. Even if she does start talking about how we're all evil, I'll be there to explain things to her, and set her straight."

"Alright…", Dante said, raising his hand and cutting his bond-mate off, "we believe you, Iris. We just… we just don't want her to go breaking your heart or anything, alright? Promise you'll come to us wh–… if she really ends up hurting you?"

Cracking a slight smile at Dante's protective tone, Iris nodded. "Alright Dante, I will, I promise."

Shocking both herself and Dante, she leaned over, and embraced Dante in a brief hug.

"Thank you, really."

"Alright!" Draco said, either not knowing or caring about the stunned faces of the rest of the group, "now that we're done fighting, let's go! We're gonna be late for charms, and I wanna make a good impression on Professor Flitwick! He's a quarter Coblynau, you know!"

The rest of the group laughed as Draco shot off down the hallway, as the rest of the group followed, walking closely together. Realizing Blaise hadn't let go of her hand, Iris was about to pull back, until she paused. After a moment, she relaxed her arm, and allowed Blaise to pull her the rest of the way to class, rubbing slow circles on the back of her hand.

Chapter End Notes

Chapter title comes from the book by Archimedes of the same name, which is one of the first major mathematical texts ever written. I've always thought it was way too badass of a name to use in a math paper, so I'm using it here.

Seriously, it sounds like an epithet for Death. Like, he reckons the sand falling in the hourglass of your life, or something. Fanfic Rec is Rebirth by Athey. She writes perhaps the only realistic, non-creepy HP/LV slash I've ever seen. With anyone else, the age difference makes it creepy real fast, but this fic, along with a few of her others, have several inventive, original way to make it work quite well. Yes, Vector is a man in this fic, with a name change.

Firstly, if you haven't noticed by now, there's a pretty significant gender imbalance among prominent Nics. Their values say that women should be homemakers first, remember? Sprout is actually only female professor in the school, and that's only because Herbology is a 'woman's discipline'. You'll find several prominent female characters from canon have been gender-swapped in this fic.

Secondly, it's not the masculine version of her canon name, "Septimius Vector", because that's a name coming from a Roman emperor, and that is a very seclusionist type of name in this fic. Séamus is the Irish from of James, a popular Integrationist name, as evidenced by James Potter. If I'd kept Vector as a women, I'd have made her "Sheena".

Concupiscence

Chapter Summary

Iris gets a letter from "home".

Chapter Notes

See the end of the chapter for notes

Blaise's voice broke through the morning chatter at the Slytherin table, as Iris and Daphne were animatedly talking about their favorite charms in the first-year textbook.

"Looks like you have a letter, darling."

Iris turned away from her newest friend to look at the bright white owl perched on the tabletop.

"What? Oh, it's probably from James"

The rest of the sixsome looked at her in concern.

"Relax guys, I… I'm pretty sure I'll be able to handle whatever he says to me. As long as he's not here, yelling or anything, I think… I think I'll be able to handle it."

Dante's mouth turned downward in a small frown. "…alright, Iris, if you say so. Just remember, we're all here for you if you need to get away from everyone, or just need to talk. Promise me you'll come to one of us if you start to have another panic attack?"

Having friends was nice, Iris thought. She could get used to this.

"Y-yeah… You g-guys are my… friends… I promise I'll tell you…"

Iris told herself that the tear she was wiping away was due to nervousness at the letter. Based on the softening expressions of the rest of the six, they wouldn't have believed her.

Steeling herself, and gripping a worried-looking Blaise's hand for support, Iris reached to open the letter, when her thought process was stopped in its tracks.

"Wait, dearest, before you start, you'll have to translate for me"

Was… was Blaise's head on her shoulder?

Wow, was this really what her hair looked like when she blushed?

And why was Daphne rolling her eyes and mouthing something at Dante?

"B-B-B-Blaise, wh-wh–"

"Oh relax, Iris darling, I'm just trying to read your letter. Unfortunately, my English isn't all that good, so I'll need you to read it to me. Don't worry, I'm an excellent listener…"

Suddenly, Blaise's smirking head was jerked away by an amused Daphne.

"Down, girl!"

"Damnit Daphne, why do you have to ruin my fun?"

"Wh-wh-wh–"

"Potter, snap out of it!"

Closing her eyes and taking a deep breath, Iris centered herself, and faced Daphne.

Wow, Daphne was really close to her face.

Iris blushed, and closed her eyes again.

"Wh-what did you mean about needing me to translate?"

Blaise smirked from the seat across the table that Daphne had shoved her into. "Darling, Dante and I are from Italia, not Britannia; Genoa to be exact. The only other language we speak besides Latin is Ligurian Italian. Dante knows a little bit of English, but I don't speak any."

"Oh, that makes sense, I guess. I'm not to good at translating though, I'm still integrating the potion…"

"Get Daphne or Theo to do it, darling, they both speak English. If I recall correctly, Daphne will let off some fascinating English profanity when she gets… excited. And don't even get me started on the Welsh!"

Iris turned around, pointedly ignoring Blaise's attempts to embarrass her, much to the rest of the group's amusement.

"Hey, Theo, would you mind reading this out for me? I assume your family is from England?"

"Oh, you're no fun, darling."

Theo chuckled at Blaise's pout. "I'd be happy to. And yes, we've lived in Yorkshire since the thirteenth century."

Pausing as he grabbed the letter, Theo frowned. "Iris… this letter probably has some pretty personal stuff in it. Are you sure you're alright with the five of us hearing it? You won't be able to omit certain parts if you're not the one reading it out."

Without a seconds thought, Iris pushed the letter into his hands.

"Theo… You, Blaise, Dante, and Draco—and Greengrass right after—were some of the very first people to ever show me kindness in the magical world. For someone raised like me, that means a lot. Read out the letter."

Damnit, those soft, caring expressions were back again.

"Hey, Potter? Feel… feel free to call me Daphne, if you'd like. I'd really like to be your friend too."

And those weren't tears, she just had a strong reaction to the caramelized onion in this pudding.

"Th-thanks… Daphne."

With one last glance at Iris, Theo unfolded the paper—not parchment, Iris noticed—and began to read.

Dear Iris,

We'd just like to say for the very first thing, that we're not angry, we're just disappointed. We thought you were more than mature enough to not try to purposefully botch your sorting just to get back at us, but apparently, that was a mistaken assumption. Do you really hate us that much, that you'd try to go into Slytherin of all places just to spite us? Is this about leaving you with the Dursleys, and not growing up a celebrity like your brother? We know you're better than that.

Your father just got out of the floo with the Headmaster, and he's assured us that he's already suitably chastised you, and we feel he can inform you of the severity and consequences of you actions better than we ever could. Rest assured though, come winter break, we will be having a long talk about responsibility and trust.

Iris, we all know that Slytherin isn't the place for you, so we don't know who you were trying to fool with your little stunt. Did you think we'd try to bring you closer, trying to keep you in communion with the light? Shame on you Iris Potter, abusing our love and care like that, shame!

The only thing that seems to make this situation slightly better for you is that the Headmaster told us you did seem honestly shocked that a resorting wasn't possible. We hope we assume correctly that you didn't plan to permanently stay in Slytherin. If you did mean to stay in Slytherin, for whatever unfathomable reason, we assure you that our talk this break will be very different, and we will make good on some of those promises your Dad made to you on your first visit to the manor.

However, assuming you haven't cut off your nose to spite your face, it's very likely that you're panicking right now, because you have no idea who to associate with, if anyone, in a house so filled with darkness. Luckily, we've scoured or allies in the Wizengamot with the help of the Headmaster, and we've produced a list of suitably light company for you to keep. Lord help you, if your little mistake leads you into temptation, and you begin to associate with the darker wizards of that house, or worse, the dark creatures, we will do whatever necessary to prevent you from falling into temptation.

We want to convey to you the gravity of the situation your foolishness as placed you in, but we don't want you to lose all hope. It is fully possible for you to have a wonderful and exciting Hogwarts experience living in the Slytherin dorms, as long as you ensure you have plenty of Gryffindor friends, stay close to your brother, and only associate with the lighter elements of your house when necessary. Despite all the nastiness of this letter, we do quite dearly love you, and we wish you the happiest of Hogwarts experiences, despite your situation.

Light and Light-Neutral Slytherin Students: Lucas MacGoawan, Simon-Peter Lévêque, Luke Honeysett, Maria Albrici, John McDougal, Marcus Graciano, Clement Long, Mattieu von Adelsburg, and Matthias Protz

Love,

Mum and Dad

P.S. Iris, this is your dad. I know more than anyone that pranking can be fantastic, but I need you to understand that this is too far. I know how guilty the Headmaster can make you feel, so I know that getting our letter right after that talk must be making you feel really awful, but I hope you understand that we're only doing this because we love you. Iris, being a Potter in Slytherin is going to be dangerous, even if you only stick to the light and light-neutral kids.

That said, you know I'm not one to leave one of my kids miserable, so I'll say this: your new sorting could actually be a great pranking opportunity! If you want to unleash that pranking spirit that made you trick the Sorting Hat (and I still can't believe you managed to fool that old rag), try collaborating with your brother on something to release in the Slytherin common rooms! He has my old copy of the Marauder's Grimoire, so he has a whole library of pranking spells to use. I don't want to give you too many ideas, you should come up with them yourselves like a proper prankster, but may Sirius and I suggest a little spell in section seven that turns people's clothes invisible? Imagine placing that on the common room door for people leaving!

P.P.S. Iris, honey, this is your mother speaking. I hope that both our letter and your talk with the Headmaster have adequately conveyed the enormity of your mistake, and you feel suitably penitent and horrified at your transgressions against both us and God. Consorting with darkness, even in jest, is a sure path to temptation, and we both love you far too much to allow you to be tempted. In this vein, I've included a second letter after this with a talk I believe is far past due, from mother to daughter. It's not another chastisement, don't worry, but it is some advice that my own mother gave me when I was around your age, and that I believe you need to hear as a young woman already well on her way to adulthood.

Theo looked up at Iris, who was absolutely seething in her seat. Even though he'd seen her anger when talking about her parents before, especially her father, it was another thing to come face to face with it.

"Should I c–"

"Don't you dare fucking stop reading."

"Well, alright then, that's settled."

He opened the second sheet of paper.

Iris, my dearest,

This is a difficult letter to write for any mother, but I believe that it contains advice that can help you on your path through life, and which may even end up saving your immortal being on some dark night of the soul a few years down the line. My mother sat me down and told me this in a talk when I was nine, and I believe it helped me enormously an uncountable number of times during my early, confused years as a teenager.

As you most likely know, you began maturing into your teenage years a few years ago, and perhaps, at that time, began to experience certain desires that were new to you. Now Iris, don't stop reading! I know this may be uncomfortable to discuss with your mother, but I promise you, this is advice you need to hear!

Theo turned to look at Iris silently quirking an eyebrow.

Iris glared. "Well, it's a good thing she's not anything close to resembling a maternal figure, so this conversation isn't awkward."

He turned back to the letter without comment.

Now, as I was saying, there comes a time in every young woman's life where she begins to experience certain desires, desires which may pressure her into performing certain acts which have devastating consequences. Now, I know that the Dursleys are an upstanding Anglican family, so you most likely never had the opportunity to act on these desires before now, but I was a young woman in Hogwarts at one point as well, and I know the temptation to act out now that you're free from their—and our—protective wing.

Iris, I must warn you, while it may seem appealing, sexual intercourse at your age, before marriage, is never worth it. Your virginity is something incredibly precious to you, gifted by God himself, and to lose it to the first sweet-talking boy who charms your knickers off would be an unfathomable tragedy. Sex is the sacred union of the male and the female in flesh, created by God in the union of Adam and Eve in Eden.

I cannot describe to you the utter joy and fulfillment that comes to submitting yourself to a righteous, honorable man after your nuptials, coming together as one in the flesh with the knowledge that you shall never be separated. I want that for you, Iris, and listening to your baser, fleshly instincts will only guide you off of the path of the spirit.

Now, for the more difficult conversation. Now Iris, while your flesh may indeed lust for the attentions of young men, there are other, even more dangerous desires to consider. I know that as a young woman, in a dorm surrounded by other young witches, you may be presented with certain temptations, particularly temptations to engage in certain unmentionable, unnatural acts with said witches. Particularly, as a witch with metamorphism, you may even be pressured to change your God-given gender, and attempt a poor caricature of God's righteous creation.

Now, unlike the desire for unwedded union, these desires are entirely unnatural, and a perversion of God's righteous order. The fallen state of man has left many temptations of the flesh for young women of the light to consider, and many tempters who would seek to ensnare those considerations. The desires you feel may seem beautiful, natural, and full of God's vivacity, but I assure you, they are not. Scripture is very clear: "feminæ [peccantis] eorum immut[ant] naturalem usum in eum usum qui est contra naturam."* (Rom. 1:26).

I pray fervently that you heed my advice Iris, for momentary fleeting pleasure of the flesh is no substitute for eternal salvation! I warn you Iris, there are indeed many temptresses who seek the flesh of young maidens of the light, especially those who would resort to dark magics to gain a hold on your heart.

Many of the dark creatures you now call 'classmates' thanks to your foolish decision have perverted the natural magics given to them by God, turning them from serving humanity to controlling humanity. I know in particular there are several vampire and veela students in the dorms you now reside in, and any one of them could use their foul magics to ensnare you in the form of a mind-altering allure or devious dark enchantment.

If all my arguments prior have not convinced you, perhaps this shall: I myself had an experience with these fleshly lusts, and almost paid dearly for it, not only with my soul, but with my life. In my second year in Ravenclaw tower, I feel deeply under the spell of my own corporal sinfulness, leaning be into unnatural desires, and so fell victim to the seductions of my yearmates, Solveig O'Connor.

We had a brief, unnatural 'relationship' that lasted around a month, and by the end of it, I was so ensnared by my bodily lusts that I had prepared myself to hand her my virginity! I am forever grateful that my roommate, and dear friend to this day, Felicity-Perpetua, had realized something was amiss with our overly-amicable nature, and was able to contact my mother and parish priest before my sin compelled me to take that final step.

If you are wondering how this experience would jeopardize my life, than listen to this, and understand the moral characters and futures of those who would embrace sin and temptation: in my sixth year, that girl began to seriously date Cygnus Trask, along with several other men and women, and after Hogwarts, ended up marrying him. From your father's rants, you should know who Cygnus Trask is, but if you don't: he's one of the most prolific Death Eaters that escaped charges by hiding their mark. In your father's time in the Order of the Phoenix, he crossed wands with both Trask and Solveig many times, both seeking nothing more than to brutally murder him for his advocacy for truth and justice. Thanks to their service to You-Know-Who and the forces of darkness, their souls are irrevocably bound for the fires of damnation, with no hope of salvation or light.

I shall close my letter on that horrifying note as a final example of the horrors and tragedies that arise from falling to temptation, and the awful fates which await those who submit to them in place of their rightful Lord and Savior.

I will always love you Iris,

Mum

By the end of the first letter, Iris was fuming, and by the end of the second, she was ready to murder James, or Miriam, or both, no matter the consequences.

"Those absolute, utter BASTARDS!"

"Iris…" Blaise said, wide-eyed, "are you…how are you doing? That was absolutely horrid."

"Oh, I'm doing just fine, let me assure you, no panic attacks today! No, it's just cold, unrelenting fury! How dare they condescend to me like that? How dare they try to child me, as if they were loving parents who'd been there all my life?"

"Oh, they "know" I didn't belong in Slytherin? That I'm a good Christian girl who resist temptation and sin? How! They've seen me five times in my life, and barley spoken to me in each!"

"And you guys, too! I can't believe they said those things about you! I knew they were bad about other races when we went to Ollivander's, but Je– Circe, this is insane! Talking about how you'd use your 'dark powers' to seduce me!"

After a few seconds of silence, Draco spoke up, still reeling. "I… I knew the Potters were bad, even for Nics, but I never knew just how bad. I mean, holy shit guys, did you hear that? Miriam Potter is a fucking psycho!"

"I know, she's fucking insane! I'm telling you, when I was at Potter Manor, I actually saw a flog in her study! She fucking beats herself to ward of 'unnatural desires'? Why, because she fell in love with a beautiful witch in her dorm, like a normal per–"

" Breathe, darling." Blaise's arm snaked around Iris's shoulder, and pulled her into the other girl's not-insignificant bust. "Just breathe."

Strangely enough, Iris found it quite hard to do that at the moment, all her breath apparently having gone to fanning the red-hot bellows that seemed to be inside her cheeks and hair.

Well, at least she wasn't angry anymore.

Wow, this was really nice.

Why didn't she do this more often?

She just felt so safe and secure wrapped in Blaise's arms.

She couldn't believe that Blaise's chest really was as comfortable as it looked when Iris stared at it.

Wait! Wh–

For the second time that week, Iris snapped out of an allure-induced calm, and jumped back from Blaise.

"Welcome back, darling! This seems to be becoming a regular occasion."

Iris regained control of herself, sitting about a half-foot further away from Blaise than she was during her rant.

"S-sorry Blaise, I don't know what came over me. I was just so angry… Thanks for snapping me out of it."

"Oh I don't mind at all, Iris dear. I have to say, you have an adorable sigh."

"…"

"…"

"You know what, I'll take it."


[sinful] women exchange natural practices for those practices that are against nature

Chapter End Notes

AN: Isn't Iris adorable! She's very quickly becoming the one smol friend that everyone needs to protect. Fanfic Rec is The Cult of Dionysus, by Ynyr. It's a very strange fic, with a fascinating concept, and brilliant execution. Don't worry, this'll be the last you'll see of the overt, crazy-devout Catholicism for a while, if you're getting tired of it. Title comes from one from the King James text of one of Paul's Epistles, 1 Thessalonians 4:3-5: "possess [your] vessel in sanctification and honour; not in the lust of concupiscence"

Paul is by far the most influential ideologue in the early Christian Church, and as a result, many of his ideas form the basis of Catholic ideas about sanctity and purity today. I'm actually basing Miriam, in part, directly off of him.

I think the full, more readable quote (from the NIV) will provide you a much better understanding of why I chose this particular quote from Paul, out of many he has concerning sex and sexuality: "It is God's will that you should be sanctified: that you should avoid sexual immorality; that each of you should learn to control your own body in a way that is holy and honorable, not in passionate lust like the pagans, who do not know God." And if you're wondering, Draco does speak English, but he had to learn it the hard way, so its only at a very basic level. His other two languages are Parisian French and Breton, using a language potion for the former.

Same with Daphne, she was raised speaking Latin and Welsh; remember from Chapter 6, you can only take one language potion every seven years. Out of all of them, Iris was the only one raised speaking English.

Take Precaution, Guard Yourselves

Chapter Summary

Professor Quirrell's class sure is something...

Chapter Notes

See the end of the chapter for notes

Two days after Iris had met up with Hermione in the hallway, the sixsome were loitering outside the door to the Defense Against the Dark Arts classroom, waiting for the class to unlock. As they chatted idly about the sixth year prefect, they were interrupted when none other than Danny Potter stepped directly into their path.

"Oh man, I can't wait for this class," Iris's estranged twin said smugly, "Quirinus Quirrell is supposed to be a super powerful wand-for-hire, whose specialty is hunting down dark creatures."

"Hey Zabini," he said, his glare suddenly turning fierce, "I'm gonna have a conversation with him after class, I wonder if whatever dyke mind control you've got on my sister is enough to call you rogue?"

Iris could feel Blaise and Dante tense in front of her, as Draco and Daphne warily looked around at the small crowd of mixed houses that had gathered around them. Iris prepared to fight back her minor panic attack, and come to her friends' defense, when Danny turned to her, sneering.

Alright, major panic attack now. Fucking mini-Dudley.

"Really sis, this is your last chance to get out. I'm gonna go hardcore on the snakes this year, especially those five that you're all buddy-buddy with. I know that bloodsucker mind control shit only works if you want it to, so I'm only gonna give you one more chance to stop torturing mom and dad. Seriously! They're dying of worry because of your selfish tantrum, and I–"

It was then that Theo walked out from behind Draco, and bumped straight into Danny.

"Oh! Sorry Potter, I didn't notice you there. would you mind moving? We're almost late, and I don't want to make a bad impression on Professor Quirrell."

"So Draco, like I was saying before, the key to success in defense isn't in your spell corpus, its in your tactics and application. You need to know–"

"Hey! Don't ignore me, I was talking to you!"

"Um…. Alright?" he said, once again attempting to push past Danny, "So anyways, you need to know not just what the spell does in isolation, but what is does in–"

"Shut UP about bloody defense Nott! Pay attention to ME!"

"…"

"…Damn Iris, you were right, your brother really does have the 'celebrity mindset'."

At this point, the crowd completely lost control of their stifled laughter, as Danny's cheeks flushed a furious red. Finally managing to walk past him, Theo led the rest of the group through the now-open door, into the defense classroom, all the time wearing a wide smirk.


"Good morning class", Iris heard from the back of the classroom, right after the bell rang.

The whole class whipped around in shock.

The professor, casually leaning on a wall at the back of the class, was a tall, pale man, with well-built physique clearly visible under his traditional dueling robes. He had well-groomed brown hair, parted in a wave off to the side, and stared around at the class with piercing blue eyes.

"My name is Quirinus Quirrell," the man said in a smooth, cultured voice, "and I will be your professor for Defense Against the Dark Arts, more colloquially known as 'DADA'."

"I know you might feel a bit alarmed at my… sudden entrance," he said, striding down to the wide-open front of the lecture hall, "but I selected this method of quite deliberately."

His face curved into a sharp smirk. "I assure you, I only receive enjoyment from shocking students when it comes to their grades."

"…"

"That was a joke, class. Relax yourselves."

"Now, are there any volunteers who could explain to me exactly why I chose to stand at the backroom of the classroom, under and invisibility charm? I assure you, it is not because of the riveting conversations I overheard."

"Although," he said, his smirk widening, "Ms.… Brown, is it? I assure you quite heartily that my class is not in fact 'bloody useless in the real world', and that if your young male friend is indeed in, as you put it, 'happily-ever-after love' with you, he would most certainly not be courting other wizards and witches behind your back."

His eyes roved the room as the rest of the class snickered. "Any volunteers to answer my question?"

Iris sighed fondly as Hermione's hand shot up.

"Ah, yes Ms.… I apologize, I do believe I don't know your family."

"O-oh, it's Granger, I'm a muggleborn, sir!"

"Ah yes excellent. Well then Ms.… Granger, what exactly do you believe are the criterion by which I selected my particular method of introduction?"

"Um, well, would it be because you wanted to make sure we're constantly vigilant of our surroundings?"

"Hmmm, a good guess Ms. Granger, and a useful skill to have to be sure, but no. The idea of… 'constant vigilance', can be a beneficial one for certain individuals, but I would hope that as first years, you do not believe yourself so ill-targeted that you need be constantly on-guard for threats, even as you relax. Anyone else?"

A blonde girl in the Gryffindor section raised her hand.

"Ah, Ms. van Ryskamp, correct?"

"Yes sir, Constance van Ryskamp."

"Well then, Ms. van Ryskamp, what are your thoughts as to why I selected the introduction which I did?"

"Well sir, was it to demonstrate the effectiveness of the disillusionment charm?"

"Ah, I'm surprised you were aware of what charm I was using! Bravo!"

"However," he said while she preened, "your guess is unfortunately far less adept. While the demonstration of the disillusionment charm would indeed be valuable if you were to learn it in this class, you are not, so I see no reason to do so. Other guesses?"

He waited a few moments, head swiveling.

"Truly, none of you possess any theories?"

From beside Iris, Blaise raised her hand, to the rest of the sixsome's shock.

"Ah yes, Ms. Zabini? You have an answer?"

"Yes professor," she said, primly ignoring the scowls of the Gryffindors, "was your demonstration meant to show that we could be attacked at any time?"

The professor's smirk widened into something resembling an actual smile. "Excellent! Five points to Slytherin! Your answer is not entirely correct, of course, but it is the closest any first year has come."

He turned back to face the general class. "I assure you students, that my intention is not to show you that you should always be on guard for danger."

"Nor", he said, gesturing to Hermione, "is it to tell you to be constantly vigilant. The path of constant suspicion and alertness is almost uniquely unhealthy, and many who fought in the last war were known to have gone mad with paranoia."

"In fact, there was an auror, Alastor Moody, who is currently known to shock members of the general public by sneaking up on them behind invisibility charms, and shout about constant vigilance in their ear. He was known to be a great duelist in the war, but, alas, that type of paranoia completely ruined him, leaving the public to call him 'Mad-Eye'."

"My purpose in my introduction", he said, "was to demonstrate that even in Hogwarts, you are not safe. Indeed, while the founders erected formidable protections around this castle using certain forgotten magics, those protections are not foolproof, and most certainly not sufficient to protect you from any violence that would be perpetrated by students, professors, and any other individuals let in by the Headmaster."

He swept his eyes across a sea of pale and frightened faces. "I may have singled out Ms. Brown at the beginning of class, but I assure you, her sentiments were not unique among you, nor unique among your yearmates, or yearmates past."

"Too many of you", he said, beginning to pace, "believe that this class is only an academic formality, useful only to those who seek a further defensive and offensive education outside this castle's walls. You would put forward minimal effort to obtain whichever grade you desire, and then quickly forget all that you've learned."

"This," he said, turning, "is not what I desire."

"I desire every one of you to be educated as to the use of the abilities which are your gift and birthright. I desire for every one of you not to stagnate in your learning or explorations because you grow complacent, or bored, or lazy. I desire for you to react quickly and decisively if danger rears its head, and be able to effectively defend yourself against it."

The whole class was enraptured by his speech.

"I desire for every one of you to grow fully into your abilities, confident in your places in the world as wizards and witches. I desire for every one of you to learn what I teach you in this class to protect yourselves, protect your families, protect the ones you care for against those wizards and witches who would seek to deprive them of their lives or liberties."

Voice lowering from its soaring tone, he turned his head to look in every single student's eyes. "However, I warn you, I feel it is my duty, both as an educator and a moral human being, to not allow any foolishness to intrude on this goal."

"In this class, you will not be Gryffindor or Slytherin, Nic or Rell, light or dark. You will have no enemies, no petty rivals, only classmates. You will be a class, a single group of students united through their magic, in pursuit of personal growth and development."

"I warn you," he said, eyes narrowing, "if I see any of you engage in any bullying or interfering of other students for the sake of some ridiculous rivalry, either personal or political, you will not appreciate the consequences."

"Now!" he said, tone returning to its former state after a minute's pause, "let us discuss the specific goals and requirements of this class. Are their any volunteers to pass out the syllabus?"

Almost the entire Gryffindor side of the room, and a good portion of the Slytherins, shot their hands high in the air.


"Alright class," the professor said, "I can see that your attentions are beginning to wane, so I believe it's time for a bit of a demonstration. Does anyone here believe that they already have a decent grasp on the spells we will cover this year?"

Danny raised his hand, with a proud smirk on his face.

"Ah, yes, Mr. Potter. I've been made aware you've received special training before Hogwarts?"

"That's right sir, I've been trained by some of the greatest light wizards around. I mean, no offense, but I'm planning on being top of the class, for sure. My dad actually tried to get me into the seventh-year class, but apparently the Headmaster said he wanted me to socialize with kids my age."

"Truly, the Headmaster did? Well, I don't agree with that at all. If you truly won't receive any benefit from this class, I see absolutely no reason as to why you should be forced to stay in it."

Quirrell paused for a moment, thinking. "In fact, let's turn this little demonstration into a test. I will limit myself to the five spells on our syllabus, while I will allow you to fight at your maximum potential. If you manage to defeat me, I'll allow you to move up to my seventh-year class."

"That sounds good, Professor. Don't worry, I'll go easy on you."

"Ah, yes Mr. Potter, if you are indeed as good as you say, I would greatly appreciate that."

As Danny began to make his way down the stairs to the front of the class, the whole class began to whisper excitedly, eager to see the Boy-Who-Lived fight. Even Iris had to admit that she was interested. James had used Danny's training as one for the excused for leaving her with… them.

"Ready, Mr. Potter?"

"Absolutely, Professor."

He shot a superior glare at Theo, "Let me show you just what a celebrity mindset can do."

"Alright then," Quirrell said, conjuring a feather, "you may begin when this feather hits the ground."

" relaci wa qus!"

By the time the slow-moving red bolt had hit the Professor's shield, he had turned to the class.

"That, class, was the basic stunning spell, also known as 'the Somnus', and will be taught in your third year at Hogwarts. I find it highly interesting that Mr. Potter chose to cast that spell, for it is generally considered to slow-moving to–"

Danny waved his wand in a wide arc, and then a series of rapid circles: " dalicet shishbe!"

"It's rude to interrupt someone while they're talking, Mr. Potter. Now class, that was actually the Impello, the basic bludgeoning spell. You might recognize it from the syllabus we–"

" geb dezhobane!"

"Ah, that's more like it Mr. Potter. That was the Expelloarma, a fourth-year spell which–"

" docufah tavdufcag bic qaron biwi!"

"What did I say about rudeness, Mr. Potter?"

The Slytherins, barley able to contain themselves before this, burst into laughter. Even some of the Gryffindors looked to be stifling a smile.

"Now class, that spell, Puck's Vengeance, is not actually a dueling spell. It fits under the broad category of 'hex', and is commonly used for practical jokes. It turns the target's ears into the ears of a donk–"

Danny let out a scream of rage. " geb dezhobane!"

"Ah, yes, the Expelloarma again. I assume that means we've reached the limits of your higher-level spellcasting knowledge?"

"Class, I believe it's time for me to demonstrate why spell knowledge is actually one of the least important factors in deciding the outcome of a duel."

He turned to Danny. "Now Mr. Potter, I'm going to count to three, and then drop my shield. I will give you permission to cast any spell you wish directly at me, and, as usual, I will respond with nothing more than the five spells I've selected for your learning in this class."

"Ready, Mr. Potter?"

Danny just glared hatefully.

"I'll take that as a yes. Alright then: one… two… three!"

Danny threw up a Protego shield, as the whole class tensed, expecting a flurry of spellfire. Instead, Quirrell just stood in the center of the room, wand at his side, looking at Danny with a lazy smirk.

"…"

"Well, Mr. Potter?"

At that, the Slytherins burst out laughing. Draco had almost fallen out of their seat, and Iris was leaning on Theo for support.

Danny's scowl grew even darker, as his skin grew an ugly, blotchy red.

"DON'T YOU DARE MAKE FUN OF ME!"

Even the Gryffindors were starting to chuckle now.

He whipped his wand around in a series of circles, and screamed: "THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR CROSSING THE BOY-WHO-LIVED, CYRBONA WUR FANTIP!"

Quirrell's eyes widened, as he deftly twirled to the side. The spell hit the desk behind him, blowing into a collection of jagged wooden planks. Quickly, the Professor levitated one of the planks, and banished it directly into Danny's forehead, knocking him out.

"…"

"Well class, I can't say I expected that."

Quirrell turned to them, looking shaken and slightly wary of the unconscious celebrity. "Th-that, class, was confringo, the basic explosion spell. You'll learn it in your fourth year, and it's quite notable for being the first spell you'll learn that is most usually lethal if cast on another wizard or witch."

The Gryffindors were looking at Danny's slumped form in shock, while the Slytherins could barely contain their glee. Blaise had to squeeze Iris's hand to stop her from cackling right in the middle of class.

"Well, don't worry," the professor said, regaining his dignified composure, "I'm in no physical jeopardy, and Mr. Potter, the Headmaster, and I will most certainly be having words after this discussion."

"Now class, this is called the Renervatus spell, and it's purpose is to awaken someone who is sleeping, or otherwise knocked out." Quirrell flicked his wand at Danny, who sat straight up with a gasp.

"…"

Panting from his unnatural awakening, Danny looked around the classroom and saw the Slytherins openly smirking, while his housemates started at him with horror. He looked confused, for a few seconds, forehead scrunched up, until he paled to an almost bone-white, and hastily made his way back to his seat without further comment.

"…Very well class, I believe that despite certain… complications, that little display still served as an effective vehicle to demonstrate the point I wish to convey."

His eyes swept around the room, as he resumed his pacing. "The reason, as you may have already guessed, that you will only learn five spells over your entire first year class, is not because those five spells are particularly difficult. It's not because I am a deficient spellcaster, or because I was rushed in designing the syllabus."

"No," he said, starting intently at every single student, "the reason you will only learn five spells is because, as I just demonstrated, you only need to learn five spells in this class. Do you all understand what I did in that duel?"

Most of the class shook their head."

"You see, I knew Mr. Potter was angry, and would therefore cast some sort of destructive spell at me. Just how destructive"—he glared at an ashen Danny—"I may not have known, but knew it would be destructive nevertheless. So, what did I decide to do? I concocted a simple plan to use his own anger and destructive force against him."

"Understand class, that there is not a single spell in this year's syllabus designed to completely incapacitate an opponent. These spells are not only more advanced that I believe the majority of you can handle, but also completely unsuited to whatever schoolyard mischief you will all most assuredly use my instruction for."

"So, at the beginning of the duel, the question I ask myself becomes 'how do I render Mr. Potter unconscious, without using any sort of direct spell?'"

"The surest method to ensure you opponent's incapacitation in a duel, aside from a direct incapacitation spell such as the stunner, is to ensure that an object impacts their head with a sufficient speed as to render them unconscious."

"The method of attack would be simple then: the banisher. With it, I knew that I could shoot whatever small object I had directly at Mr. Potter's head, thus winning me the battle. The problem was, how to get such an object? I could have repeatedly used the bludgeoning spell on the floor, surely, but it would take several repeated castings to create enough rubble for my strategy to be effective."

"So then, unable to create an object myself, the solution I decided upon was quite simple: I would anger Mr. Potter until the point at which he would cast some sort of spell that had the potential to create debris, whereupon I would banish that debris at his head."

"You see, I heard his little scuffle outside with Mr. Nott, and so I knew that two surefire triggers for Mr. Potter's anger were to ignore or deride him. Therefore, I determined that if I simply bunkered down behind a shield charm, and largely ignored his efforts, Mr. Potter would be driven into a rage, causing him to cast a destructive spell."

"Once again" he said, glaring, "I did not know exactly how destructive."

"So! I placed myself in front of my desk, shielded, and let my plans do their work! You all saw the result."

The whole class was staring at him in awe.

"I told you", Theo whispered to Iris, smirking, " tactics."

"You see," Professor Quirrell said, as the class recovered from their shock, " that is what separates the average duelers from the true masters: control of the battle. I firmly believe that eighty percent of every battle I've ever engaged in, during my occupation or otherwise, had its conclusion decided by the time the first spell was cast."

"Your material will not be on knowing spells, but instead on using them. you will learn how planning, tactics, and control of both the battlefield and your enemy. With these alone, you will be able to take on opponents with a much larger spell corpus than yourselves, and win.

"If I could, I would only teach using the spells you've learned in other classes, especially charms and transfiguration, but the five spells I've selected for your learning are, I believe, absolutely essentially to low-level nonlethal combat. With only those five, along with the basic spells from your first year, I have full confidence that you should be able to take down a third year not trained in one of my classes."

"So," he said, staring at the gaping students, "any questions?"

Chapter End Notes

The chapter title is a loose translation from Sura 3:28 in the Qur'an. It's the basis for the Islamic practice of Taqiyya, or disguising ones beliefs in times of persecution and strife. Sorry it took me so long to update, I haven't really been writing in the past month, so I've been trying to space out my updates to keep giving you guys content. However, I'll just start updating really quickly again, because I want you guys to have the fic you deserve, and when my backlog runs out, it runs out. Fanfic Rec is Blindness, by AngelaStarCat. This might be the best Experimenter!Harry fic I've ever seen. It's one of the few I know of that can pull off a Godlike Harry realistically. Yes, the incantations for the spells here are entirely nonsense words, and I promise, the reason will be explained in due time. There are some hints in the last chapter though, so if you want to look through it, feel free to comment with any guesses.

If you're wondering, the "y" in what's known as the "Spellcaster's Orthography" is pronounced as /y/. It's the ü sound in German. I've always thought that the canon revival spell (rennervate) was a little too easy. Honestly, you knock out your opponent, then their buddy just wakes them back up? Why even use stunners?

Do you guys know that scene in Pulp Fiction where Uma Thurman gets a shot of adrenaline to the heart? Yeah, my revival spell is like that. It is not something that you can use again and again, or else your heart might give out. It's incredibly stressful on the body, and doesn't even work that well on the auror-class stunning spell, so it's not being used to just respawn your troops over and over.

The Rod of Asclepius

Chapter Summary

Iris goes to the doctor

Chapter Notes

See the end of the chapter for notes

"Hmmm… That's odd…"

It was around a month into the semester, and three weeks after her absolutely brilliant first defense class, Iris was getting her annual health checkup from Madam Pomfrey.

"What is it, Madam Pomfrey?"

"Oh, nothing dear! I'm just running a general magical scan of your head, and there seems to be a slight anomaly. It's probably nothing, but I'll have to run some more detailed and specialized diagnostic spells.

Iris nervously wrung her hands as the witch returned to prodding her forehead and muttering.

"It seems… No, it couldn't be…"

Well, that didn't sound good.

"Madam Pomfrey? Is… is there something wrong with me? Do I have a disease?"

"Oh! Oh most definitely not! Ms. Potter, we wizards and witches almost never get sick, the strength of our magic prevents our bodies from succumbing to illness!"

"So…"

"Well… Ms. Potter, you are a metamorphmagus, correct?"

"Yeah, I'm a ch– metamorphmagus."

Well then, this is peculiar. It seems as if there's a bit of powerful magic concentrated into the area of your metamorphmagus mark. It's almost as if… no…"

Iris waited, her fear growing with each second of silence.

"I'll have to consult the Headmaster, he's an expert of strange and peculiar bits of magic."

Iris's eyes widened.

When it came to the Headmaster, she was undecided, yet… well, "wary" would be putting it lightly. She hadn't forgotten how much of an interest he'd taken in her sorting, and how his account of her coming to live with the Dursleys was completely different than James's. James was many things, but he was far too guileless to convincingly lie to her face.

Also, it hadn't really come up, but Iris knew that her friends had a deep dislike for the Headmaster, seeing him as emblematic of the Nic political philosophy.

Madam Pomfrey's door opened back up, breaking Iris out of her thoughts.

"It's a pleasure to see you again, Iris! Alas, dear girl, I wish it was under more fortuitous circumstances, but it is a true pleasure nonetheless! How are your classes proceeding?"

Well, if she'd have to act the good little light princess, at least Dursley-space would be getting some use again. It had been growing dusty.

"Um… well, H-Headmaster. I r-really like Defense, P-Professor Quirrell is a really g-good teacher."

Fucking annoying stutter.

"Ah yes, Quirinus is an old colleague, and one of the lightest wizards around! You'll do well under his tutelage, I assure you! And have you any news on that subject which we discussed as you were leaving my office?"

"N-no sir, I h-haven't heard anything. The h-house is m-mostly keeping away from m-me."

"Oh, really? A shame, but not unexpected. Just remember to let me know if you see anything suspicious out in the common room!"

"I w-will sir, I w-want to be helpful."

"Excellent, excellent! Now, Poppy, could you describe to me what exactly this medical anomaly is?"

"Well, Albus", Pomfrey said with barley-concealed annoyance, "as I was trying to tell you, that gift-mark on her head contains the remnants of powerful dark magic, almost as if there was a piece of someone's s–"

"Ah yes Poppy, I know exactly what this is!"

Was that intentional? She'd noticed he'd done the same thing in his office, when the sorting hat mentioned something about a ritual.

"You see", he said, smiling at the healer, "that scar is not dark magic at all! When I examined it on the night of Voldemort's defeat, I found that it was actually the remnants of powerful light magic, fueled by the sacrifice of Lily Potter!"

He turned to Iris, eyes watery.

"You see my dear girl, your mother had something that Voldemort could never understand: love. She loved you and your brother so much, and so deeply, that she used her own life to protect both of you, casting a set of powerful wards."

"Iris," he said, ignoring her flinch as he touched a finger to her scar, " this is the mark of the powerful wards around the Dursley residence, powered by your mothers love. As long as you live with her blood relatives, those wards will always serve to protect you from Voldemort and his Death Eaters."

Pomfrey looked unconvinced.

"I assure you Albus, I wasn't born yesterday, nor am I ignorant of magical theory. The type of wards that could be fueled by a sacrifice of a mother's life are most certainly not the type of–"

"Ah Poppy, I understand your concerns completely. But shall we take this into your office, behind its silencing ward? I would rather not disturb young Iris by recounting the grisly details of her mother's valiant sacrifice."

Poppy scowled, but then looked at Iris, her eyes softening.

"That… that's probably for the best. Alright Albus, follow me. But make no mistake, I will be questioning you as to this… light magic love ward."

Faintly scowling, Pomfrey walked briskly into her office, with the Headmaster following at a more sedate pace.

"Worry not!" he said, turning to Iris with his hand on the door, "this issue requires only minor clarification. I assure you, we'll be out in less time than it takes to say 'oddment'!"

Iris gave a tight smile. What on earth was he trying to hide from her?

Fucking silencing ward.

Behind the Headmaster, Iris heard the door swing shut… and then voices?

Fucking silencing ward?

Well, Iris wasn't one to bemoan her good luck, it looked like it was time to find out what was really going on.

"You can skirt around the details all you want Albus, but the fact is that any magic which requires a sacrifice like that is Dark Magic, and most certainly magic which requires the sacrifice of a human life!"

"Now, I don't know if you're right about the protective aspect or not, but regardless, I'm not going to let it sit there unexamined! Dark Magic is dangerous in part because of how wild and uncontrolled it is, that little fragment could be doing anything to her!"

"And besides, it doesn't even look like a shield. It bloody well looks like someone sheared off a piece of their–…"

"…"

"…"

"Poppy, you will not remember finding anything dark about Ms. Potter's scar, nor will you remember any of your suspicions about what it is. You will instead remember you being absolutely convinced by my arguments as to its protective nature. All you will remember of our conversation in this office is that I made a series of very reasonable arguments that lay any doubts you have about the nature of Ms. Potter's scar to rest. If you ever notice any irregularities about Ms. Potters scar, you will feel the need to report them to me immediately."

"…"

"…"

"…"

"…"

"…oh, sorry Albus! I must have just lost myself for a minute there!"

"Ah, quite alright Poppy, it happens to me all the time!"

Holy shit. Holy shit.

Did Dumbledore just do what she thought he did? What the fuck was up with her changeling mark, and why did Dumbledore erase the memories of a school nurse in order to cover it up!

Oh shit, they were coming out, time to act the hardest she'd ever acted. Nothing was wrong, she didn't just discover that the Headmaster knew crazy secrets about her life, and wiped people's memories to keep them, not at all! All that happened was that she sat here for a few minutes, bored out of her mind, waiting for the brilliant and fantastic headmaster to… Shit, SHIT. She didn't know if she could do this. Would he wipe her memories too? Had he done it before? Oh god, oh god, Iris felt–

"Iris, my girl, are you well?"

"U-um… y-yes Headmaster, j-just n-n-nervous. I-is th-there a-anything wrong w-w-with m-me?"

Fucking stutter, WHY NOW! If Iris lived through this with her memories intact, she promised herself the very first thing she'd do is demand that her friends force her into uncomfortable situations until it was gone.

Madam Pomfrey cut Dumbledore off with a beaming smile.

"Oh, Ms. Potter, no! The Headmaster made some very reasonable arguments, and he's reassured me that there's absolutely nothing wrong with that scar of yours!"

Iris expected Pomfrey to look dazed and vacant, but she didn't at all. Her smile was wide and natural, just like it was at the beginning of the appointment.

Somehow, Iris thought this was much more terrifying.

"Oh, g-good! C-can I g-go then?"

"Well, give me a minute to finish the routine part of the exam, and then you're free to go! Thank you very much Headmaster, I appreciate your aid!"

"Oh, it's no problem Poppy dear," Dumbledore said, "I'm always happy to help! Make sure to call me next time you find anything unusual you'd like my advice on!"

With that, the Headmaster left, and Iris barley prevented herself from collapsing in her bed in relief. Was this some sort of nightmare?


The minute Iris stepped into the common room, her friends immediately knew something was wrong. She was bone-pale, and shivering almost uncontrollably, with wide eyes and a terrified expression.

Not even pausing, Blaise immediately packed up her work, and shepherded their group up into the girls dormitory. Once she'd confirmed that they were alone, Iris turned to them, and shivered.

She opened her mouth, and then closed it again.

"H-hey g-g-guys. Is th-there s-some s-sort of s-spell to erase m-memories?"

With that, Iris's knees gave out, and she collapsed onto the floor, sobbing hysterically.

"h-h-h-h-h-he t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-ook-k-k th-the n-n-n-n–"

"Iris, Iris! What's wrong!"

"D-D-D-D-D-D-Dum-D-D-D-D-D, h-h-h-h-h-h-he! Oh M-M-M-M-Merlin, i-i-i-i-i-t, h-h-h-h-he…"

Suddenly, she was surrounded by arms, relaxed and protected. She felt warm, dainty fingers threading through her hair, and drawing circles on her clammy palm.

"Shhhhhh darling, you're safe now. You're here protected in my arms, and nothing can hurt you. We'll protect you from anything, keep you safe, keep you warm, keep you loved."

Iris's sobs slowly began to peter out, as she clung tightly to Blaise's taller form.

"I'm using my allure on you right now," Blaise said, slowly petting Iris's hair, "is that alright? I want you to calm down, to relax, to tell us what happened without sending yourself into a panic. Are you feeling better now?"

Iris let out a sigh, and snuggled into Blaise's neck.

"Y-yeah, I'm better. Th-thanks…"

"Do you think you'll be alright if I reign it back in?"

"N-no!"

"I m-mean, I… th-this is nice, I c-can't… I c-can't think…–"

Her voice hitched, as she began to hyperventilate.

"Sh-she, h-he, i-i-i-it w-w-w–"

"Shhhhh, I understand now darling, everything's alright. you can just relax here in my arms, and tell us when you're ready. Do you feel how much I care for you? Focus on that, not what happened…"

After a few minutes, Iris had gone almost limp in Blaise's embrace, and she began to speak, in a relaxed, dreamy tone.

"I went in for my annual medical checkup after class, like I told you all, but there was an anomaly. Madam Pomfrey said she found something in my scar, some sort of dark magic. She called Dumbledore, and he tried to tell her that it was a protection left over from my mother's sacrifice, to protect me, but she didn't believe him. So he suggested they go into her office t-to discuss it, b-behind the s-sil… oh Merlin, oh M-merlin, Blaise, it was so awful, I jus–."

"Hush now darling, and just focus on the warmth you can feel from my allure. Focus on the care, and the love, and the protection, and then just let your story come out. Don't even focus on it, focus on me."

After a minute, Iris continued, voice once again taking on a dreamy quality.

"Dumbledore said that they should go behind the silencing ward in her office to discuss it, and so they went, but the ward malfunctioned, so I heard them. Pomfrey was arguing with him, and then he cut her off, and she just went quiet, and then he told her that she actually believed him, and wasn't going to remember her suspicions, and then she just walked out and it was l-like h-he'd e-e-erased her m-memories."

And with that, Iris turned once again into Blaise's chest, and began to sob deeply.

"I-it was j-just t-t-terrifying, I-I was w-wondering, wh-what i-if h-he's d-done th-that t-to m-me, and… and…"

"Shhhhh, darling, you've told us more than enough. You were so brave today, so very brave, do you know that?"

"N-n-n-n–"

"Sleep now darling, just sleep. Let the warmth and love you feel guide you down into a restful slumber, where you can forget about all your problems, and just rest here in my arms…"

That sounded like a good idea actually, she was feeling really tired, and oh, Blaise was just so warm and snuggly, and she felt like she could just… could just…


The next day, Iris woke up resting on an unfamiliar pillow.

It was a nice pillow, she thought. Soft, warm, large, very huggable, all things Iris looked for when she sought out something to sleep on. Weirdly enough, as she slowly began to blink, her pillow let out a moan, and started to shift in her embrace.

A moving pillow? Would she never stop encountering the wonders of magic? But wait, why on earth would someone design a pillow that moved? And where did she get–

Iris shot up, scrambling to the other end of her bed.

"Awake, Darling?"

Iris felt like she couldn't possibly get any redder.

"I'm s-sorry B-Blaise I d-didn't m-mean to! I m-mean–"

"Don't worry darling," Blaise said, chuckling, her clothes and hair disheveled "I fully realize that I make a very comfortable pillow. At least, that's what Dante tells me. And let me just say, you have the most adorable little snore!"

Whelp, nevermind then. Iris thought she must look like a fire engine.

Wait, what was Blaise even doing in her… her… Oh god, the checkup.

As Iris began to hyperventilate, Blaise was there, stroking her hair, her voice taking on a slightly panicked edge.

"It's alright Iris, you told us all about it, remember, right? Dumbledore, and Pomfrey, and the memory wipe, you let us all know. And look, you're fine! Nothing happened, you're safe! Uh… Shit, this isn't working, do you need me to use my allure again?"

Iris shook her head.

"N-no, j-just k-keep t-talking."

"Well, you couldn't see it, but we were all horrified last night. We weren't surprised, mind you, but we were horrified. Dumbledore is completely psychotic, most children of Knights know that, or Knight-sympathizers in my case I guess– Oh Merlin, nevermind, I didn't say that. I meant we all knew that Dumbledore was– Iris, what's wrong? Iris?"

Iris began slowly chuckling, as her breathing evened out to something resembling normalcy.

"C-Circe Blaise, did you seriously just admit to me that your m-mom sympathized with the Dark Lord? Y-you really a-are out of i-it, aren't y-you??"

Suddenly, Iris's chuckling was cut off by Blaise's crushing hug.

"Of course I am you dolt, I was worried about you! I can't believe… I mean, it's just so bloody awful that you were caught up in the old man's scheme's like that, and you were just so terrified last night, and I didn't know what to do! Oh Merlin, Iris, we're all out of our minds with worry!"

Iris squeezed Blaise tighter, absolutely touched.

"Th-thanks, but… I'm doing better, I th-think. I mean… yeah, it was really scary, but I think I can deal with it now, not just freak out."

Blaise seemed to relax, letting out a sigh of relief.

Wait, no, she was tensing again.

"Hey… Iris. About that… other thing… Will you… ah… judge me, for what I said? I mean, my mom is a lovely person, she just had–"

"Relax, Blaise," Iris chuckled, "you don't think I already suspected that? Hell, I'm friends with Draco, and their parent was one of the most feared Knights in the war, even if they'd never admit it."

Blaise just looked at Iris in shock.

"I mean, yeah, the Dark Lord did kill my mom, but I hold that against him, not everyone who served him. I'm not going to hate your mom, and I'm most certainly no going to hate you."

Iris sent Blaise a watery smile.

"Blaise, you're my best friend here, and I'm not going to throw you away over something like that. Even if you do… y'know, flirt with me a lot, I still really… like being around you, and I'm not gonna give you up for anything."

"Like, I don't know what I would have done if you hadn't been there to calm me down with your allure last night. Seriously, I'm probably only able to function right now because of you. Thank you so much Blaise, I don't know what I'd do without you."

Iris watched as a warm, loving smile spread over Blaise's face. Merlin, why didn't she smile like that more often? It was so pretty.

Uh, aesthetically, she meant. Like, very pretty in an objective sense. Like a sunrise.

Merlin, her smile was like a sunrise, wasn't it? It was just so warm and wonderful, and it lit up the whole room. Wow, her smile was getting a lot closer now. Why was Blaise moving her head so close to Iris? Wait, no, she wasn't moving, Iris was the one that was moving. Oh god, Blaise just licked her lips, that was adorable. She was leaning in now, and Merlin did Iris want to see what those lips tasted like, feel them against–

Merlin, she really wanted to kiss Blaise.

….MERLIN, 'she really wanted to kiss Blaise'? What the hell was wrong with her! Blaise was her best friend, and a girl!

Iris jumped back with a yelp, scrambling off her bed.

"Uhhhhh I gottagoputonmyclothesberightback!"

Scrambling out of the room, Iris missed Blaise's shocked look, as she shakily raised her fingers to her lips.

Chapter End Notes

AN: So yeah, a lot happening this chapter. But c'mon, aren't Iris and Blaise just adorable! The title comes from the mythical healing staff of the Greek mythological figure, a long rod a single snake twisted around it. Fic Rec is Harry Potter and the Rune Stone Path by Temporal Knight. This fic has a few rough chapters going in, but evolves to become one of my favorite fics, ever. It's gay, it's bi, it's (realistically) poly, it's filled with magical theory and inventions, and it's just all-around sensational. No, Dumbledore leaving the door unlatched was not part of some diabolical plot, it was an honest mistake. Even the most cunning and shrewd of figures can be brought low by ignoring something rather simple, like, say, a silencing ward being activated by manual latch, instead of the simple closing of the door.

If you're wondering why Pomfrey didn't tell him, she thought he knew because he mentioned the silencing ward, and had already activated it.

Change for Me

Chapter Summary

Transfiguration isn't just for matchsticks

Chapter Notes

See the end of the chapter for notes

Once again, it was Saturday, and Iris was waiting for Hermione at their table in the study section of the Library. It was a bit out of the way of most of the shelves, sure, but they both mostly used their textbooks when they did work, and the study section had silencing wards around the tables so they could talk as loud as they wanted.

And Merlin, Iris thought, they definitely needed them! It felt like she just had this connection with Hermione, like she could just listen to her talk for hours and hours! It was one of Iris's favorite things in the world to just stare into Hermione's chocolate-brown eyes, and listen to her exposit about some subject or another. Merlin, Hermione was so… uh, such a good friend. Yes.

As if on cue, Hermione rounded the corner, storming up to the table with a dark scowl on her face.

Slamming her bookbag down on the table, she crashed down in her seat, and immediately began to rant.

"I can't believe that Kistler boy!"

"Hello to you too Hermione."

"Oh, sorry Iris, I didn't mean to be rude! But I'm just so angry!"

Iris was worried. She'd known Hermione for over a month now, and she'd never seen her this mad before. Annoyed? Sure. Irritated? Definitely. But furious? Never.

"Anyways, hello Iris, Good morning, now let me tell you about what that absolutely awful James Kistler did! Honestly, I'm not a bad person, but I just wish something terrible would happen to him! Maybe he could get caught bullying someone else, and get expelled!"

Iris shouldn't have been worried. Same old Hermione.

"So", Iris said, surprising a smile, "who is this person, and what on earth did they do to make you so angry?"

"Well, I've told you that the Gryffindor boys are horribly cruel, haven't I? They're always teasing me for something or other, calling me a bookworm and such."

"I know Hermione, and it's not right, you shouldn't have to take that kind of treatment! We can look up some pranking spells, and the next time they say things like that, you can teach them a lesson!"

"And as I've told you Iris, those types of pranks are forbidden for a reason! I went to Professor McGonagall, and she said she'd handle it, so everything's fine!"

"Well, if you're sure…"

"Of course I'm sure!"

Iris could only smile in the face of Hermione's flustered self-certainty.

"So, anyways, Kistler's one of those Gryffindor boys, and he's always calling me these awful things, telling me that I belong in Ravenclaw, and that I'm some sort of bookworm. He and some of the other boys have started saying those things in the common room now."

"The prefects have been breaking it up", she was quick to clarify, "but it was still very hurtful! And this morning was just the absolute worst!"

"When I walked into the common room this morning, I saw someone who looked exactly like me, picking up a book, and signing a love song to it. I was so humiliated, it was awful! They even pretended to French-kiss the book when they were done!"

Looked just like her… It couldn't be… Iris got a sinking feeling in her stomach.

"So apparently Kistler has this magical ability called metamorphism, that lets him look like anyone he wants!"

Oh no. Oh no. Not Hermione too.

"Isn't that horrible, just because he has this weird mutation, he could potentially do anything he wanted while he looked like me, and I'd get blamed for it! I swear, people like him should be regulated, and ability like that is incredibly dangerous!"

Oh god, her friends were right.

"Did you know that Y-You-Know-Who used Death Eaters with metamorphism during the last war to infiltrate the ministry? I can't believe people with that kind of power are allowed to run around unchecked, it's awful!"

She was just the same as James, and the muds, and all those other mudbloods.

"If there was some sort of registry, or controlling potion, or… I don't even know, something, then I'd feel a whole lot safer! I can only imagine what that vile Kistler boy could be getting up to using my skin right now, it's horrific!"

Iris felt her heart shatter into a million pieces.

But wait, wasn't this what she had talked to Blaise and the rest about, de-conditioning her from the Nic ideas that she'd learn in Gryffindor? Iris knew this was coming, so she had to stay strong!

Still hurt though.

"Um… Hermione. Y-You do know I'm a cha– er… I have metamorphism too, right?"

Hermione stopped cold, a look of horror passing over her face.

"Oh my god Iris, I am so sorry. I didn't even think about that, that you might be one of the good ones!."

Iris's heart leapt in joy. God, how was it possible that even when she was apologizing, Iris wanted to do nothing more than just sit and watch Hermione talk?

"I mean, you're fantastic Iris, you're not like all the others! You're smart, and pretty, and willing to listen to me when I rant! I didn't mean to offend you, honest!"

Hermione thought she was smart and pretty. Hermione thought she was– wait, what did she mean "not like the others"?

Iris must have asked her last question out loud, or Hermione had guessed it, because she kept on talking.

"Oh you know Iris, it's just that all those metamorphmagi are doing all those awful things, serving Y-You-Know-Who, pulling pranks using my appearance, and I just didn't think what words were coming out of my mouth. I didn't mean to imply that you were evil, or untrustworthy, you're an excellent, stellar example of a witch, even though you have metamorphism."

Even though…?

"Well I mean, not 'even though'! That was terribly rude! I just mean that you keep your mutation under control, and don't let yourself use it for evil! I'm terribly sorry, I don't mean to ramble on, it's just I feel so awfully bad for accidentally insulting you!"

"It's… It's not a problem Hermione, it's just…"

"What is it, Iris?"

"Well, first of all, it's 'changeling', not 'witch with metamorphism', or 'metamorphmagus'. Metamorphism makes it sound like its some disease, and it's not, it's a big part of who I am."

Hermione looked hesitant now: "wh-what… what do you mean, Iris?"

"Well I mean, expressing my emotions through changing my body is like second nature to me. It's like, what if someone told you that you weren't allowed to move your face into different expressions? You must have noticed that my skin and hair change colors all the, right?"

"Oh, yes, but I thought it was some sort of prank or something. I've been meaning to ask you about it actually…"

"Yeah, it's just… when you say stuff like that, that 'I'm not like the others', it really hurts, you know? My changeling nature isn't inherently good or evil Hermione, it's just another power, and I have to decide how to use it. Good mages use whatever powers they have responsibly, and bad ones use them irresponsibly."

"I guess… I suppose I can sympathize with that view. Thank you for talking to me so frankly Iris, I really didn't mean to offend you."

" But," she said, holding out a finger, "I don't necessarily agree. It may not be that metamorphism is inherently evil, but the advantages it grants people are inherently corrupting! You know that famous phrase, 'power corrupts'? It's like that: if you give someone power over others, they'll be tempted to use it for as long as they have it."

Iris tilted her head: "Well, I can understand that I guess, but I mean, wouldn't that also apply to magic? To the mu– muggles, magic is some fantastic, unnatural, horrible force, that can easily be used for evil. Wouldn't a m– muggle make the same arguments about mages usually 'going bad'?"

Hermione had scrunched up her nose and furrowed, thinking. Iris thought it was a testament to how involved in this argument she was that she only stared at Hermione's "concentration face" for a few seconds.

"Well, I guess I can see your point, Iris. I have a lot to think about, and a lot to research. I still don't know if I agree with you, but you certainly have a point."

Suddenly, a small chime rang from Hermione's wand.

"Oh I'm so sorry Iris, I don't mean to leave like this, but I have to go already! Professor McGonagall said he'd planned a special demonstration of more advanced transfiguration to anyone interested, so I have to head back to the Gryffindor common room!"

"Yeah…" Iris said, still reeling from her encounter, but feeling slightly optimistic. "I'll see you next Saturday, Hermione."


Plopping down in the common room next to Dante and Draco, Iris couldn't keep the smug smile off her face. She wished the rest of her friends were here, because she wanted to gloat, damnit!

"What's gotten you looking so smug, Iris?"

"I just had a meeting with Hermione, she was saying something rude about changelings…"

The two just looked at her with concern.

"And why does that have you looking smug, and not heartbroken?"

"Because I was RIGHT! I told you she could be convinced with some good, rational arguments, and she was!"

Draco looked incredulous, but Dante looked like he was actually considering what she'd said. Success!

"Are you sure, Iris? What exactly did she say?"

"Well," Iris said, unable to keep the joy out of her tone, "she said that I'd given her a lot to think about, and that she'd have to do a lot more research on changelings. I know it's not perfect, but it's a long way from being all furious and hateful like she was at the beginning!"

"Ugh, but that doesn't mean she agrees with you! Just watch Iris, she's gonna go back to her blood-traitor friends in Gryffindor, and they're gonna tell her that it's all lies, and you're a 'dark witch' for saying them!"

"What, a 'dark witch ' because I think of being a changeling as a race, not a talent?"

"Yes! You don't know them like I do Iris, my parent's on the Wizengamot with all their mothers and fathers, so I've seen them do all sorts of stuff like this before!"

Dante looked pensive: "I'm not so sure, Draco. I mean, have you ever seen something like this happen before? I'm not so sure that Iris is on the wrong track here."

Draco scoffed.

"I'm quite serious, I think this is a fantastic idea Iris, and I wish you the very best of luck in showing this mudblood the truth about our world. Just make sure to be careful, and know that we'll always be here for support."

Iris beamed.


"Oh, shit."

"What is it, Iris?" Draco said, barley managing to swallow their mouthful of food before they spoke.

Daphne rolled her eyes: "I thought Veela were supposed to be refined and sophisticated?"

"Hey!"

" Guys! I just remembered, I left my potions textbook at my study table in the library! What time does the study section close?"

"I believe it closes at 8:30, darling." Blaise said, bumping Iris's shoulder affectionately.

Flicking out her wand in a tempus spell, and cursing, Iris stood up, and quickly made her way out of the Great Hall.

Unseen by her, or the rest of the sixsome, Danny Potter and Ron Weasley quietly excused themselves from dinner a minute or so later, and followed her out of the hall, pulling out an invisibility cloak and an old piece of parchment.


Iris was relieved. She'd made it! She could see Madam Pince slowly drawing the shutters on the study section shut with her wand.

Strangely though, when Iris attempted to call out to her, she couldn't: no sound exited her mouth, even though she could clearly feel her throat vibrating. She knew what this was: the silencing charm!

In a panic, Iris attempted to draw out her wand to cast the General Counter-Spell, but to her horror, she found that she couldn't move. Her arms were locked in place at her sides, and her feet were stuck to ground.

Panicking, Iris tried to control her breath, and prevent the onset of a panic attack. She tried some of the calming exercises that both Hermione and Blaise had recommended, but it wasn't working!

She was trapped

Oh Merlin, she was trapped. Again.

Alone, in the dark, at the mercy of whoever found her, oh merlin no please, someone find her, anyone find her she didn't know who did–

Danny!

Her instinctive panic was transformed into a dark rage, as she realized the one person who both had a grudge against her, and could cast charms at a third-year level: her twin brother.

That absolute bastard, how dare he!

He really was just like his father, leaving her alone and helpless! She knew Blaise and Hermione both recommended a relaxed, peaceful state to counter her panic attacks, but she thought that rage was working just as well.

She was going to wring his little pompous neck.

Suddenly, after Madam Pince had rounded the corner, she saw him, whipping an invisibility cloak off himself and Ron Weasley.

"Hello Iris."

Hello little fucker.

"Mum and Dad are trying to get you to talk to them. They're being too kind, I think we need a better approach."

Iris glared. She was sustaining herself by imagining his face as he exposed her to some of James's "kindness". Belt or whip?

"I think the only way you'll turn away from those dark creatures is to learn exactly what happens to them."

Whip, definitely whip. She wanted him to scar.

"I'm gonna prank you until you crawl back to them on hands and knees, begging to come back to your rightful house."

Oh hell no, he was not going to use that transformation spell he tried on Professor Quirrell. She'd fucking kill him!

"Ready Ron?"

Ron just smirked evilly.

"Yeah mate, I'm always up for showing a snake their place: wiggling around in the dirt."


"Oh Merlin, Iris, what happened!"

The was Draco, immediately noticing her as she re-entered the Slytherin common room.

She gestured at her throat with one of her hoof-like hands.

"Silencing charm? megumdi paldu!"

"…yes, it was. Thanks, Dante."

Every member of the sixsome looked furious.

"Iris…" Dante said, eyes literally glowing with his anger, " who did this."

Despite her half-transformed state, Iris cracked a brief smile.

"Potter and Weasley. They wanted to show me 'a snake's proper place', so I'd go claim my 'proper blace' as a little Gryffindor Princess."

"I'll fucking kill him!"

The rest of the sixsome, minus Dante and Daphne, turned to look at Blaise in shock.

"That little tiny-cocked blood-traitor! He fucking dares? I'll cut off his head and use it as a Dragon's enema! I'll grind him and his talentless red-headed imbecile to a meaty paste, and feed them to–"

Iris waved her hand-hooves: "Blaise, calm down. We can't do anything."

Blaise turned her: "Iris they hurt you, I'm going to fucking kill them!"

"Blaise", Dante said, putting a hand on her shoulder, "Iris is right."

"I know that you want to go and use their eyeballs in a potion, Merlin knows I do too, but we have to think carefully about this. Embarrassing him in front of his housemates is one thing, but an attack?"

"Blaise, you know that even if we only did to them half of what they did to Iris, we'd be expelled. A bunch of 'dark creatures' attacking the Boy-Who-Lived? We'd be lucky if we don't end up in Azkaban."

The rest of the sixsome seemed to be grudgingly considering his words.

"And not only that", Iris added, "but he's also the heir to my house, and the favored child to the head. The Potters are trying to convince me to 'reform' now, but if I attacked their golden child? They might pull me out of Hogwarts!"

Blaise was taking slower breaths, her movements calming.

"Additionally" Dante said, muscles tensing, "you know how Dumbledore is about Gryffindor 'pranksters'. Daphne's parents still tell horror stories from when James Potter was in Hogwarts, and he barley even got detentions."

Blaise scowled, and sat down with a sigh.

"…Mother Magic damn that bastard! I don't know what the fates have planned for him, but I hope it's painful!"

Sighing, she grabbed Iris's arm with surprising gentleness, and led her out of the common room.

"Follow me darling, we'll take you up to Madam Pomfrey."

"Don't worry" she whispered, noticing Iris's sudden hitch in breathing, "this is just an average spell reversal. There's no reason for Dumbledore to get involved."

"B-but he might, he… h-he really seems to be interested in m-me."

Blaise's grip tightened, as she hissed.

"I m-mean, he tried to get me re-sorted, and k-kept saying I didn't belong in S-Slytherin, and that I c-could h-help… sorry, that I could help 'purify' the House."

"You're talking about Dumbledore?" Daphne said, catching up halfway through Iris's speech along with the rest of the sixsome.

Iris nodded.

Daphne frowned in thought: "have there ever been other occasions where he's taken an unusual interest in your life?"

"Um… James said that he was the one that determined I was a squib, remember? But other than that, no, just after the sorting. Why, what do you think is going on?"

"Nothing concrete, but it is quite suspicious. I'll have to contact my parents, see what they say. Is that alright with you, Iris?"

Thinking it over, Iris nodded.

"Well then," Blaise said, resuming their walk, "now that that's settled, let's get you up to the Hospital Wing, and undo what that damned blood-traitor menace has done to you."

Iris knew that Blaise was right, and she wasn't in any more danger, but she still huddled a little closer to her friend group, as Dante and Daphne unconsciously took up positions in front of her, eyes roving across the hallways for threats.

Despite the situation, Iris smiled; it was so very nice to have friends.

Chapter End Notes

Fic Rec is Core Threads by Theaceoffire. Semi similar-ish concept to Blindness, which I recommended a few chapters ago, but takes it in a very different direction. This is one of the only stories I've enjoyed where Harry is a super-powerful god with zero flaws. For some reason, the author just makes it work.

Before anyone gets angry at me for using 12-hour time instead of 24-hour, Ancient Roman timekeeping used a 12-hour day/night system. So did most of Europe until the 1800s.

Flexible

Chapter Summary

Iris gets distracted, and the Slytherins learn a bit more about their most surprising new member.

First bit of NSFW content in this one, folks! You're welcome!!!

Chapter Notes

See the end of the chapter for notes

"Iris, Theo," Daphne asked, "do either of you remember what the incantation and wand movements are for the color-changing charm?"

The three were sitting in the first-year boys dorm, working on various homework assignments.

On the bed next to them, Blaise, Dante, and Draco were furiously snogging, and Iris was definitely not looking at it. They used to be working on their homework too, but a few minutes in, Blaise had gotten bored and well… yeah.

"Oh don't mind us darling, we'll just be over here!", she had said. Did she not realize what a distraction she was being!

Iris couldn't focus at all, it was so rude that they were interrupting her from her studies! So what if she didn't realize that Draco had such dainty collarbones, or that Dante's arms looked to be solid muscle? Iris didn't care. She didn't even care that Blaise's undershirt was riding up, showing Iris that her stomach was smooth and toned. She didn't care that Dante's pants were unbuckled, exposing the gentle dip of his pelvic bone, leading–"

"Iris?"

"…Uh, what? Sorry, I was… um… I wasn't… paying attention."

Daphne snorted, and snapped her fingers in Iris's eyes, which had begun slowly drifting back to the bed.

"I asked if you remembered the incantation and wand movements for the color changing charm."

"Oh, yeah!", Iris said, perking up, and very conspicuously turning away from the three writhing bodies. "The incantation is baquzh gep cehlofang dod afib dajpom, and the wand movement is two diagonal slashes."

Iris tried to look back at her essay, but her traitorous eyes kept roving back to her kissing friends.

It wasn't that she was attracted to any of them, Iris told herself, it was just that she wasn't used to these types of displays of blatant sexuality. She didn't regularly notice how Blaise's or Draco's breasts heaved when they were panting, and how they sure were panting a lot right now, or how Dante's calf-muscles flexed when he moaned because–"

Daphne's snapping fingers brought Iris out of her thoughts.

"And how about the rock-to-button transfiguration?"

"Uh… the incantation is maretwu, and the wand movements are an inverted question mark, three looped circles, a bottom-to-top acute angle, then… uh…"

Oh god, Blaise's skin was just so pale and smooth she thought that–

Daphne's fingers snapped in front of her nose again.

"Sorry, sorry! Then, uh… a reverse S shape, and a wide horizontal swish, and then– Wait, you're top five in the year in both those classes, how do you not know this?"

Daphne just smirked.

Oh, god damnit, Iris was going to kill her.

"Iris," Theo said, amusement palpable in his voice, "do you want to go study in the common room? I'm sure it wouldn't be as… distracting for you."

Iris glared, and then blushed as she realized her eyes were already straying back towards the bed.

Say yes damnit, she didn't want to see this! She didn't want to be disturbed from her homework by Draco's adorable high-pitched mewls, or Blaise's throaty purr as–"

"Iris?"

"Y-yeah… I think that might be better."

Laughing, Daphne and Theo helped Iris pick up her supplies, and move down to the general Slytherin common room.


Daphne and Theo were right, she was much less distracted here. She wasn't thinking about how Blaise's body coiled around both Dante and Draco, dominating them, and she definitely wasn't imagining herself being–"

"Hey, Potter!"

With a sigh of relief, Iris turned towards the fifth-year prefect who was trying to get her attention from the couch.

"Um… Y-yes, Prefect Trask?"

"C'mon over Potter, some of us want to ask you some questions."

Daphne and Theo looked at the prefect cautiously.

"Oh, don't worry, it's not an interrogation or anything. The upper years just have a few questions, probably the same ones you did."

Still on edge, Daphne slowly nodded, and began to pack up their things, nodding at Iris to do the same. The three sat down on the couch, Daphne and Theo sitting in between the rest of the house and Iris.

"Your question, Trask?"

Trask just looked amused. "Magical fucking Morgana Greengrass, I'm not gonna eat her. Calm down, you know me."

Daphne's glare didn't' let up at all.

"Damn kid", Trask said, turning to face Iris, "you really must have something going for you. Well, whatever, question time!"

"Potter, most of the house has held back from questioning you for the past few weeks, because we wanted to see how you fit in. But now that we have, we're just even more curious. How in Magic's name are you a Potter? You seem to hate your whole family."

Iris's breath started to come out in ragged pants as the whole house started to focus on her. Squeezing Blaise's hand—wait, when did she get here?—Iris attempted to calm herself, and eventually managed to somewhat corral her rising panic.

"Wh-what… what do you mean?" Merlin damn her stutter! She couldn't afford to look weak in front of the entire house.

"Well", Ravenna said, "not only are you a Slytherin in the first place, which I don't think anyone expected from a Potter, you're also friends with a bunch of non-sorcerers, and the kids of your father's political enemies to boot!"

Iris's didn't even know how to begin to answer the implied question. Were they expecting her to divulge the details of her abuse at the Dursleys in front of the entire house? Oh god, what if everyone judged her for it, started to think she was weak and stupid for being abused by muds? Why were they all crowded in front of her, were they going to do something? What if–

From behind her, Iris felt Dante's hand rest comfortingly on her shoulder.

"Ravenna" he said, with a serious look, "would you and the rest of the house mind being a little less… intense? Iris is very shy, she doesn't like people crowding around her, staring."

Trask was about to respond, but seeing Iris about to hyperventilate, she motioned for the majority of the people behind her to disperse.

"It's fine guys, go back to your tables. I'll cast a broadcasting spell so you can hear, just give the poor girl some space."

After the crowd had dispersed, the prefect turned back to Iris.

"Better?" she asked, in a gentler tone.

"Y-yeah… S-sorry it's just… I'm n-not really used to crowds."

Trask nodded. "Alright, I understand. But we'd still like an answer, you know. What happened?"

"Um… Alright. W-well, the f-first thing you have to understand is, I wasn't actually raised with the Potters. Apparently, after Danny defeated the D–…"

She looked over at Blaise and Daphne, who both shot Ravenna a questioning look.

"You're fine," Ravenna said, suddenly looking at Iris with a gleam, "I was near you when you got that letter from your father, and I kicked all the students he named out of the common room."

After Blaise squeezed her hand, and Daphne nodded at her, Iris continued. "Well, a-after Danny defeated the Dark Lord, Dumbledore cast some sort of charm on me that said I was a squib. So James, apparently thinking that I would be 'safer', sent me away to go live with my mother's mud relatives, and n-never checked up on me."

"Th-they were horrible", Iris said, voice cracking, "Th-they were… th-they were a-a-abusive towards me j-just because I was a m-mage, and h-h-he wh-whipped m-me and b-b-beat m-me wh-whenever I m-m-m–"

Iris paused for a moment to collect her breath, and surreptitiously wipe her gathering tears away.

"B-Basically, I didn't have a g-great childhood."

"Oh Merlin" Trask said, looking at her with wide eyes, "that sounds… I don't even have words. I knew the Potters where psycho Nics, but to willingly put their own kid with a bunch of muds? That's… that's… holy shit kid, I'm so sorry."

"I-It's fine, i-it's b-better now."

Suddenly, Iris's brow furrowed. "A-and that's the thing, they're better now! All it took was one visit from James, and suddenly they stop all th-th… wh-what they were doing! It's like, he could have checked up on me, just once! I can't believe–!"

"Breathe, darling. Relax."

"…"

"Thanks, Blaise."

Iris groaned. "Sorry P-Prefect Trask, but that's p-probably gonna happen a lot. I just… I get so a-angry whenever I have to think about what the Potters d-did to me."

"I-It's fine kid, call me Ravenna. Lord knows you fucking deserve some friends after that."

Iris smiled. "Th-thanks, I'd like to be your friend to. Call me Iris."

" A-Anyways," Iris said, after a steadying breath, "on my twelfth birthday, I got a Hogwarts letter, and I thought it was a joke. But then the next day James shows up and says that not only was it not a joke, and I really was a mage, but he was also the father who had abandoned me, and he was alive, surprise!"

Iris smiled wistfully. "I was… really upset, but I managed to get through it, because I knew I'd finally found the thing that made me… me. Honestly, I was so relieved when I heard that I was a mage, it was like… you aren't treated right by the muds? Well here, it's a whole, brand new culture for you, one that accepts you and likes you for who you are! It was like, like…"

"Sorry", Iris said, wiping at her eyes, "uh… so yeah, after James picked me up, he took me over to Potter Manor, and I met the family that had been living the perfect, rich celebrity life while I had been… y-y'know."

"They all tried to act like I'd been there the whole time, and like they could be a real family for me despite the fact they'd abandoned me to a bunch of fucking awful muds for…"

"…Thanks, Blaise."

"Sorry about that, guys. So, they all tried to act like I was supposed to be this little mud-loving Gryffindor princess, and never even thought that their precious muds could have ever–…"

This time, Blaise didn't stop rubbing circles on the back of her hand.

"Uh… sorry again. So yeah, long story short, I really, really fucking hate the Potters, and you guys do to. I had to be cunning and hard to survive in… wh-where I grew up, and you guys accept that. You understand that the people who raised me aren't some 'enlightened race', they're fucking savages. So uh…. yeah, that's why I'm in Slytherin."

The entire common room was dead quiet. Oh wait, no, someone dropped their quill all the way at the other end.

"So… uh… a-alright? P-please s-stop staring a-at me?"

Almost as one, the common room looked down, abashed. There were a few still staring at her with fascinated expressions, but they were quickly turned around by their friends.

"Th-thanks. I… I understand why everyone's so c-curious but, I'm not… I mean, I g-grew up in a c-cupboard, and I'm not u-used to… yeah. Th-thank you."

Iris would have said more, but she was swallowed up in a five-way hug by her friends, blocking her from the sight of the rest of the house.

"Iris," Draco said, a wavering note in their voice, "I… I know you don't think much of yourself, but you are so, incredibly strong. We all admire you for that, alright? Don't you ever think that you're weak, or worthless, or awful, just because James Potter let some filthy muds abuse you. Understand?"

On the verge of tears, Iris nodded into one of their chests.

Ravenna turned to the common room, eyeing the hugging sixsome with an intense amount of awkwardness.

"So… uh… oh, right! On, um… a more positive note, I wrote my mom, and it turns out that she really did fuck Miriam Potter!"

Iris looked at her in surprise. She'd forgotten all about that!

"Yeah", Ravenna said, smirking at the shocked stares, "Iris's step-mom mentioned something about my mom 'seducing' her in her letter to Iris, trying to warn her away from the 'unnatural desires' which are so prevalent in our house.."

Blaise smirked at Iris's bright red hair, and placed her head on her shoulder.

"Speaking of such… 'unnatural desires'" she whispered, her hot breath making Iris quiver, "I saw your eyes glued to the three of us upstairs. Did you like what you saw?"

Iris's eyes went wide.

"Don't worry your beautiful little head about it, darling. I know you won't accept anything if I offer it now, but know that Dante and I will always be willing to give a more… hands-on demonstration."

As Blaise withdrew her head from Iris's shoulder, Iris thought that her entire body must have looked like a steamed lobster. She hated how Blaise would tease her, even though she knew Iris was straight.

It was just… just… Wait, was she actually considering it? Was she?… no, it was just idle curiosity, nothing more.

Thankfully for Iris, Ravenna chose that moment to turn to her.

"Hey Iris, you mind me summoning that letter? I wanted to show some people"

Iris shook her head with a smirk, face still tinted red. "It's fine, I think everyone should see what a massive shithead my step-mother is."

As the common room burst into renewed laughter, Ravenna summoned down the letter, and began to read off of it in a high-pitched, mocking voice.

"'The desires you feel may seem beautiful, natural, and full of God's vivacity, but'… hmm… 'there are indeed many temptresses who seek the flesh of young maidens of the light'… No, that's not it… Cunt-licking Circe woman, are you trying to sound like a sanctimonious ass? I swear…"

Oh lord, Iris could barley breathe. That voice sounded exactly like Miriam, and it seemed the rest of the Slytherins knew it too.

"Oh, here we go! 'Many of the dark creatures'… 'perverted the natural magics given to them by God, turning them from serving humanity to controlling humanity'… 'any one of them could use their foul magics to ensnare you'…"

"Oi Potter!" one fourth-year Wyvern spoke up, smiling widely and wiggling his eyebrows "if you get ensnared by my perverted magics, I promise I'll fill your young maiden-flesh up with God's vivacity!"

Even Iris couldn't help but laugh at that.

"Ah, here we are! 'In my second year in Ravenclaw tower, I feel deeply under the spell of my own corporal sinfulness, leaning be into unnatural desires, and so fell victim to the seductions of my yearmates, Solveig O'Connor.' That's my mom, everyone… ' We had a brief, unnatural relationship that lasted around a month, and by the end of it, I was so ensnared by my bodily lusts that I had prepared myself to hand her my virginity', damn Iris, this shit pure gold!"

Putting the letter away, Ravenna turned to the common room, smirking.

"Yeah, mum didn't go into it much, but she did say that 'dearest Miriam' was real flexible where it counted, if you know what I mean"

Blaise turned to Ravenna, wrapping an arm around Iris's shoulder.

"Well, let's hope that despite their lack of blood relation, a trait like that is hereditary"

The prefect chuckled at Iris's blush.

"Circe Blaise, my sister was right, you really can't help yourself, can you? Didn't you say the exact same thing to that Müller girl?"

Strangely enough, Blaise actually glared at her. And wait, was that a blush?!

"Ravenna, it's not like that… Don't… I mean…"

The fifth year raised her eyebrow at Blaise's uncharacteristic lack of composure.

"Huh… well, that's new. Nevermind then, I guess."

What… huh?

" Anyways", she said, turning back to Iris, "I just wanted to tell you that apparently, your illustrious step-mum left a few things out, when she described her 'seduction by her baser lusts', or whatever the fuck's written in their piece of garbage."

She turned back to the common room with a wicked smirk. "Apparently, she was a lot less of a passive 'victim' than she claimed. According to my mom, who'd really have no reason to lie about this, Potter's step-mom actually tried to seduce her, and had made passes at quite a few other girls in their year. Before she got taken back home for a semester by her parents, she'd actually gotten a reputation as a budding womanizer!"

With that, Iris burst into renewed laughter with the rest of the common room.

Moralizing, pure, pious Miriam Potter, a flaming lesbian seductress? Iris didn't know about anyone else, but she knew she'd be bringing this up with Miriam at a later date, just to see the look on her face.


Around two hours later, after the common room had largely calmed down, Iris was finally, finally making some headway with her homework.

"Iris," Blaise asked, nibbling on her quill adorab– uh… normally, like a regular person, "what did you put down for your tenth ethical use of the cheering charm?"

"Oh, that one was tough. I said that it could be used in a dangerous situation, to help get someone over the shock of seeing a death right in fr–"

It was then a pure white owl landed directly in front of Iris.

God damnit, she was JUST getting into her homework groove!

Begrudgingly, Iris untied the letter from around its ankle, and began to read.

Iris, dearest,

Iris honey, we've received some troubling news from your brother. It seems as if you've ignored our advice on who to make friends with after your mis-sorting, and our numerous warning letters about your new dark 'friends', so it seems as if we'll have to take drastic action to save you from the darkness.

Young lady, when you return home for the Winter Break, you are grounded.

That's right: no friends, no letters, no playing outside, and no books (aside from those for school). You'll be spending your whole break reconnecting with your family, and you most certainly will not be spending any of it talking to the Malfoys of all people.

We know that a grounding may seem like a drastic measure, but we promise, this is for your own good! We know that you don't believe any of those awful things that your new 'friends' are spouting, but we also know that you have neither the maturity or wisdom to avoid–

Closing the letter, Iris turned to the rest of the sixsome and rolled her eyes, chuckling

"It seems as if James and Miriam have decided on the ultimate punishment for my refusal to be a Gryffindor princess: grounding! Surely, there could be nothing worse!"

"Well", Iris said, holding up her wand, "here's the significance I give their grounding, and their 'parental concern' in general'."

She lit the parchment on fire, and tossed it down to the table, laughing.

"That's actually quite telling," Daphne said, blowing the ashes away with an absentminded wave of her hand, "your brother's attitude makes a lot of sense when you consider that grounding was his harshest…"

Daphne rapidly paled, eyes flicking between her still-outstretched hand and Iris's face.

"…What? Are you alright, Daphne?"

"Um… Darling…" Blaise said, looking between Iris and Daphne warily, "that… that was Fae elemental magic. It's uh… generally considered 'highly dark magic', and isn't exactly legal to use in most scenarios…"

Iris rolled her eyes, heedless of the eyes of a good portion of the common room on her.

"Oh come on guys, I think you should know by now I don't care about shit like that. I mean what, Daphne can ruffle my hair from a distance? Oh, horrible, dark evil! I'm so threatened!"

Stopping her chuckling, Iris looked at the table: "honestly, guys, I'm kinda hurt that you'd think I'd believe something like that. Do you really think I'd betray you, just for whisking away some ash?"

Daphne relaxed. "It… it's not that, Iris. It's just that… it's just habit, I guess."

"I didn't really know where you stood on issues like that. I promise, I didn't think you were going to betray me or anything, I know you better than that. I just… I just really value our friendship, and I know you're not a Nic or anything, but generally even a lot of neutrals aren't okay with mages using their racial magics. I just… I don't want to lose you, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to offend."

"Well", Iris said, perking up, "you don't have to worry about that! I'll stick by all of you 'till the end, if you'll let me!"

Eyes slightly shiny, Daphne wrapped Iris in a tight hug, as the rest of the sixsome smiled.

"Thank you, Iris, it's just so nice to know that someone as wonderful as you can accept us like that, no matter what the fucking ministry says."

"And congratulations Iris," she said, smirking, "you're officially a Rell now. Welcome to the dark side."

Iris missed the whole table chuckling, absorbed in thoughts of her fantastic hug.

Were hugs between friends always this nice? She really did appreciate this hug, in a friendly manner of course, and not because Daphne's considerable bust was pressed up against Iris's chest, giving her the perfect angle to–

"Darling, you alright?"

Snapping out of her daze, Iris realized that Daphne had moved back to her seat.

"Uh… yeah, sorry."

The table's chuckles got even louder.

Merlin damnit, why was everyone smirking so much today! Iris thought they were talking about Fae elemental magics, not the feeling of… wait… Fae elemental magics?

"Wait, Daphne, you're not a sorcerer?"

The whole table laughed.

"No Iris," Daphne said, chuckling, "I'm a banshee. I'm an air-elemental Fae. You couldn't tell because of the racial marks on my mouth and neck?"

"What!" Iris said, "I thought those were just really cool tattoos!"

As they all collapsed into laughter, Iris realized something. "Hey! Draco used their fire elemental magic on the train, and they didn't act like it was a big deal then!"

The rest of the table, with the exception of Daphne, looked shocked.

"Hey, that's right!" Draco said, hitting their head, "I totally forgot about that!"

"Well Iris," Daphne said, her face twisting into a vicious, Blaise-like smirk, "that's because dear Draco is a complete and utter idiot, who doesn't know how to think before they act."

As the rest of the table chuckled at Draco's plight, Iris collapsed in her chair with a sigh. She looked between the faces of her friends, smiling and laughing, and felt her eyes begin to water.

Truly, Iris thought, getting sorted into Slytherin was the best decision she'd ever made

Chapter End Notes

AN: Fic Recommendation is the Harvestte Addams series by kyaru-chan. It's where I'm drawing quite a bit of inspiration for Blaise's character from.

If you remember from Chapter 10, Daphne has two long marks running from the corners of her mouth, down to the hollow of her throat. They're bright red, and a distinctive feature of all sirens

I realize that my slang, spelling, and profanity use both British and American vernacular. I'm American, and while I do pride myself on thorough research, I don't want to spend an hour researching British speech patterns and idioms every time I want to write dialogue. Also, I just feel a lot more comfortable having characters that I identify with speak in the way I speak.

Therefore, I've come up with a compromise. As you know, most the dialogue is going to be "translated" Magical Latin from speakers from all over Europe, unless indicated otherwise, so I realized that any vernacular I chose to "translate" it with is going to be equally as inaccurate as any other. So you'll see all sorts of British-isms when you hear Iris speaking to Danny, Marietta, or Ron, but otherwise not.

I'm still using 'bloody' though, because it's just such a great term. "Snog" too.

Interlude I

Chapter Summary

Short series of Vignettes I couldn't place anywhere else

Chapter Notes

See the end of the chapter for notes

Iris thought that the past four months had been the happiest of her entire life.

She'd spent untold numbers of hours living with the Slytherins, and deepening her friendships with Blaise, Daphne, Dante, Draco, and Theo.

She'd learned that Daphne was incredibly intelligent, scoring at the top of all her classes, even being at the top of the year in DADA. She had repeatedly encouraged Iris to not hold herself back like she had with the Dursleys, helping Iris apply herself to the point where she was in the top ten rankings for every class! She didn't have many acquaintances outside of the sixsome, her overly-precise and formal manner of speech leading most to call her "the walking textbook" behind her back. It didn't seem to bother Daphne though, she was an introvert, and very happy with a few very close friendships, instead of many looser ones.

Dante was like a rock, always stable, always sturdy. He tended to be swept up the hurricane of personality that was "Blaise", but when he wasn't, he proved to be one of the calmest and most dependable people Iris had ever seen. He told fantastic jokes, ones that tended to be much less explicit than his bond-mate's, and could always be counted on to move a conversation forward. He was always one of the first to be there when one of the sixsome needed something, no matter what it was. It was a common joke in Slytherin that he was the housewife of the group, which was a fact he never explicitly denied, despite swatting any of them over the head when they mentioned it.

Draco, on the other hand, was by far the most social and extroverted of the group, being the only one to have numerous friendships outside of the sixsome. While they were much more interested in Quidditch than Charms Theory, they were by no means stupid. When Draco really "switched on" (not that they would understand that metaphor), they surpassed every other member of the group in manipulating social situations. If there was anyone in the group who could truly be said to embody the ambition and social grace of Slytherin house, it was Draco.

Theo, on the other hand, might have been Draco's exact opposite, despite being closest to the blond. Theo was quiet and introverted, and preferred to spend most of his time alone. When Theo did talk though, it was always an event worth listening to. He had a tongue as sharp as Professor Snape's, and any of his rare comments were guaranteed to make the group howl with laughter. A month into their friendship, Iris had discovered that Theo had an incredible talent for drawing and artwork, frequently sketching other members of the sixsome in various candid situations. Iris had one of his drawings framed on her wall, showing the entirety of the sixsome in the middle of a study session, caught mid-laugh as they listened to one of Draco's jokes.

And then there was Blaise. She was, well… Blaise. Flirty, loyal, passionate, beautiful Blaise. Out of all her friends, Iris felt the closest to her, and she liked to think that Blaise felt a special bond with her as well. It never ceased to amaze her how easily Blaise could read her moods and thoughts, like she had some sort of personal Iris-dictionary shrunk in her pocket.

Blaise was always the one who's arms she ran to, the one who calmed her down when she was frightened. Her smile could light up a room like the sunrise, and her voice could drown the world in honey and–…

Iris didn't even know what she was saying, those thoughts sounded like… like… well, nevermind. Regardless of those random, strange thoughts though, Iris truly did value Blaise exceptionally, because Blaise truly was the one she ran to in times of trouble, and the one that could calm her down better than anyone.

On the other hand, Blaise's anger, as rare as it was, was sight to behold. Blaise was so, incredibly, wonderfully loyal, and whenever she felt one of her friends was threatened… well, Iris got a nice little tingle inside thinking of how Blaise would snap with and acerbic tongue at anyone who threatened Ir–… the sixsome.

And Iris almost forgot, Hermione! Hermione was Iris's only friend outside of the sixsome, but that didn't make her any less valuable. She was absolutely brilliant—perhaps even more so than Daphne—and consistently scored at the top of every single one of her classes, even the ones she admitted to Iris she didn't really care for. Iris felt awful that the rest of the Gryffindors would bully her friend, couldn't they see how incredible she was? Her curiosity seemed to be infinite, and whenever something struck it, she would bite her lip in this ador– totally normal way, and then get lost in the library for days on end.

Iris felt truly lucky to have such amazing friends, and marveled every day what they would want to do with someone like her. If only classes could be this incredible, Iris thought she'd be the happiest girl in the whole world.


Iris was sitting in transfiguration class, bored out of her mind.

They were supposed to be transfiguration stone pestles into wooden boats, but she already knew how to do stone-to-wood transfiguration. Not only was the spell's formula highly similar to the earlier rock-to-button transfiguration meant to demonstrate the same concept, but more than that, the concept has a whole was just… easy.

Iris had actually found the majority of her classes to be incredibly easy, something that had greatly surprised her when she realized it. She always knew she was holding back at the Dursleys, but she didn't realize just how smart she was. Out of her friends, only Daphne could keep up with her, and Daphne was only behind Hermione in terms of both genius and class rankings.

Looking over at her brother, she giggled at his scowl. He kept poking and prodding his pestle with his wand, looking like he was trying to will it to change with pure intent.

That was one thing she noticed about Danny: he was very, very average.

Oh sure, that demonstration on the first day of class had left many both impressed and terrified of his use of a fourth-year explosion spell, but it seemed as if that was the exception, rather than the rule. In almost every other class but defense, Iris was beating Danny by a fairly wide margin. She didn't have his official grades, but overhearing his griping to Ron about his misunderstood genius informed her well enough.

That little fact never failed to make Iris internally cackle with glee: her, the unwanted, abused child, was doing better than their precious Golden Boy, even after all his training! Sorry James, looks like you picked the wrong Twin to abandon!

Smiling from the thought, Iris waited until Danny was looking at her side of the room, and waved to get his attention. With a wide, innocent smile, and a muttered "vesaperq", she completed the transfiguration.

Fuming, Danny turned back to his own pestle, and seemed to be jabbing and muttering twice as hard.


Danny couldn't believe Iris..

They seemed to be getting along so well over the summer, what on earth had happened! One minute, she was laughing along with his and dad's pranks, and the next, she was practically necking with that Zabini faggot!

Danny was beginning to suspect that it ran deeper than revenge, deeper than a really bad prank. He really really didn't want to think this of his sister but… he thought Iris was beginning to go dark.

He didn't know how it happened—she was raised with Muggles for heaven's sake!—but somehow, ever since she was sorted into Slytherin, his sister had run straight towards the darkness, and gave it a big fat hug.

And what's more, it seemed like the whole of Hogwarts was turning dark too, even some of the Gryffindors!

Ever since that fucking defense class with that prick Quirrell, everyone was looking at him all strange. Danny couldn't believe them. Yeah sure, maybe shooting that explosion spell at Professor Quirrell wasn't the smartest idea, his dad's rant had made sure he knew that, but c'mon! It was the prick's own fault for provoking him like that! Who just stood there and ignored someone pounding on their shield, anyways?!

And besides, even if he had made a mistake, Danny thought he deserved to get away with a mistake or two after everything he'd done for the wizarding world. Being the Boy-Who-Lived was most definitely not easy!

Did they… did the rest of Gryffindor actually sympathize with Quirrell, the dark tosser? Were they– no, there was no way. He shouldn't even be thinking those kinds of awful thoughts about his fellow Gryffindors. His sister was bad enough, he didn't want to have to think ill of the entire house of the (so-called!) brave.

Well, Danny thought, if Gryffindor really was in danger of going dark, it was his job as Boy-Who-Lived and second-generation Marauder to do something about it. The Slytherins would never know what hit them.

Chapter End Notes

AN: Short chapter today guys, while I prep my buffer for my triumphant return. Good news! I'm back babyyyyy! Updates are coming every three days, because arithmancy.

All I Know is How to Live Without It

Chapter Summary

Iris and Hermione meet in the library to study. Things happen.

Chapter Notes

See the end of the chapter for notes

It was Saturday again, and Iris was in the library with Hermione, being distracted from her arithmancy homework by the absolutely incredible brunette in front of her. Every time Iris saw Hermione, she thought she'd seen the limit of her genius, and every time, she was wrong.

"–and the third-year textbook is just so interesting! I loved mathematics in school, you know, so arithmancy really is ever so wonderful, and it just comes so naturally! But anyways in the third-year textbook we actually begin to cover more complex charm effects, like that antler-growing charm your brother tried to cast on Professor Quirrell, and oh my word the way they use the sixth dimension is so ingenious! Oh but I'm so sorry Iris, I've been talking this whole time, and we haven't even been talking about you!"

"Oh no Hermione, it's fine, I love listening to you talk!"

"No Iris, I'm serious! I feel like I never even let you finish a sentence! I can't believe you want to hang out with a know-it-all bookworm like me…"

"What, who's calling you those things?!"

"Oh it doesn't matter Iris, it's true! I bet you're bored out of your mind every Saturday, passing the time until you can get homework answer out of me! You're just… why would you want to hang out with me?"

Iris was stunned. How could she not…

"Hermione don't say that about yourself! I love hanging out with you! You're so smart, it's ridiculous, I just love hearing you describe how you think through any problem you get your hands on. I'm not friends with you for your homework answers, you know that, I just really like being around you!"

Was that… oh Merlin yes, that was the cutest blush ever!

Cute, y'know, in a general way, but still, it was so fetching! Er, uh… aesthetically pleasing!

"I mean… I don't know Iris, but thank you. I really like having you as a friend."

They both sat there, blushing and sending shy glances at one another, until Hermione suddenly broke the silence.

"Oh, that's right! Iris, tell me something that's happened to you! I don't wanna monopolize the conversation!"

"I told you Hermione, you're n–"

"I know, I know, but you're my friend! I wanna hear about you too, y'know!"

"Oh, uh, thanks…"

Iris reigned her wildly blushing hair in, and looked back up at her study-mate.

"So, this really funny thing happened, actually. I was sitting in the common room with my friends, and this random boy comes up to Draco, and starts heavily flirting. Like, heavily."

Iris was pleased when Hermione's face didn't show any shock or disgust at hearing that. In fact, a mild blush seemed to tint her cheeks. It was, of course, because she eventually wanted to introduce Hermione to her Slytherin friends, none of whom subscribed to Christian sexual mores, and for no other reason. That's all.

"So yeah," Iris said, "He just straight up walks up to Draco, starts flirting, and tells Draco he wants to… y'know… and Draco accepted!"

"What?!"

"I know! They just went back up to the boy's dorm, and then came back down an hour later, with their clothes and hair all ruffled!"

Hermione's cheeks were pink, and she was gnawing on her lip in that absolutely ador– normal, average, everyday way that Iris did not pay attention to at all.

"I-It's… it's not that, well blatant in Gryffindor Tower, at all. Danny and his crew try to stop… y'know from happening, but it definitely does, a lot. Is Draco so blatant because they're… well, you know, a Veela?"

Iris narrowed her brown in confusion

"Yeah, I'm pretty sure. Draco explained it to me once, he said that Veela can't actually take on a permanent lover, their magic doesn't work like that."

Hermione's eyes lit up: "Oh, what do you mean! How does that even work?"

"Well", Iris said, "Draco didn't really say, but Dante told me that Veela actually absorb the small amount of magic that mages release when they… y'know… reach… um… their 'peak'. Apparently if they have the same partner for a long time, they start rejecting the magic, and so they can't, um, enjoy… oh fine, they can't enjoy sex anymore."

"Oh." Hermione said, her blush highlighting the tiny freckles on her nose, "that's um… yeah. Uh, wait, you said 'Dante'? Who's that?"

"Oh!", Iris said, still looking down at the table in embarrassment, "Dante is another friend of mine, I can't believe I haven't mentioned him before! He's a wyvern, and Blaise's bond-mate. You know Blaise, right? She's that really smart and fantastic vampire friend that I talk about."

"Wait, 'bond-mate'? What do– WAIT DID YOU JUST SAY THAT BLAISE IS A VAMPIRE!"

Iris looked at Hermione cautiously. "I mean… yeah. I haven't mentioned that before? I know the mu– muggles have left you with a lot of nasty stereotypes, but they're all wrong, vampires are just… well, normal people."

"…really? I'm sorry, but I have a hard time believing that an idea that seems to be almost universally accepted in both worlds is, well… just flat out wrong."

"But that's the thing, mu– ggles were afraid of vampires and all the other races, so they started inventing all those absolutely awful stories!"

"But then why were muggles afraid of vampires in the first place! There has to be some basis!"

"Because they're magic! I mean, hello Hermione, I don't know if you've seen muds recently, but they even hate each other, just for things like skin color or language! How do you think they felt about actual, living, breathing mages walking near them?"

"…alright, I guess that makes sense. I'd appreciate you not using that word, but I know your childhood was… not pleasant, so I can forgive that. I hope I can convince you, in time, that not all muggles are like the ones who raised you."

"That's… Hermione, you don't get it, it wasn't just my r-relatives, it was everyone. I don't… no, we're…"

"Oh no Iris, I didn't mean to make you relive those memories! Let's change the subject!"

"So," she said, biting her lip "are all the things I've heard about vampires really just stereotypes? Like the Jews in Germany?"

"The who in Germany?"

"…nevermind. Do they really drink blood to live?"

"Oh, yes they do have to drink blood to survive, but it's nothing like the awful things the mu–… er, sorry, muggles show. It's actually an incredibly intimate experience for them, they really only do it to people they really care about. They can feel the emotions and feelings of the people they feed on, so they only do it to people they love."

"Is that what a 'bond mate' is? Like your friend Dante?"

"Sorta? It's more like a marriage, than anything. Dante and Blaise were raised together as children, and as soon as they reached maturity, Blaise bonded Dante to her. They're actually really cute together, you should see them!"

"Wait, they're married at our age!"

"Well, yeah, marriage works differently for vampires than it does for humans."

"But… that's just… they're too young! How on earth do they know what they want out of life! Wait, what do you mean, 'sorta'? What exactly is this bond?"

"Oh! Well, the way they explained it to me, a bond can only be formed with someone who a vampire absolutely loves and trusts, that's why vampires and their future bond-mates are raised together. The bond basically encourages and emphasizes feelings of love, trust, devotion, and protectiveness, and makes it so that the bond-mates have a spiritual connection, and can't ever leave or betray each other."

"Wait, they're… Dante was raised from birth to be this 'bond-mate' to Blaise? So she could feed off of someone who feels affection for her?"

"Well, I guess? It's kinda like having a really close friend from childhood, who you grow up to start dating. It's pretty… well, don't tell Blaise or Dante I said this, but I think it's pretty romantic, honestly. Just knowing that you'll always have someone by your side, who loves you completely, and will always take care of you…"

Hermione narrowed her eyes at Iris's wistful expression.

"That's… interesting. So, does this bond do anything else?"

"Not much, I don't think. Oh! It does make the non-vampire bonded immune to anyone's allure but their bond-mate's."

Hermione's eyes narrowed further, a suspicious gleam entering them. "And what is this… allure?"

"Oh, it's like this aura that some races can project, that encourages certain feelings in people around them. Like Draco has an aura that encourages people who are attracted to them to try and impress them."

"And what exactly does a vampire's allure do?"

"It encourages the same type of stuff that the bond does: love, trust, feeling protected…"

"Iris… has Blaise ever used her allure on you?"

"Yeah, she uses it when I'm having a panic attack, and need to calm down."

Hermione raised her eyebrows. "And how do you feel about that?"

"Honestly, it's… oh Merlin Hermione it's wonderful. It feels like I'm just so loved and cherished and safe, and Blaise's arms are like these big walls that can block out all the bad stuff in the world, and her voice is this soothing–… Uh, sorry, yeah. It's just… good. Really, really good."

Iris was snapped out of her daydream's by Hermione's worried expression.

"Iris…"

"Hermione, you don't think– you can't–… don't even think that! Blaise would never use her allure to try to control me! Yeah, allure can be used for bad things, but so can every piece of magic! Are you going to say that I'm some sort of sneaky traitor because I can look like other people?"

Hermione let out a great sigh, and slumped back into her chair.

"No, I suppose… I suppose you're right. There are a lot of things about the magical world I initially didn't understand, and this is probably one of them. I didn't mean to imply anything bad about Blaise, I'm certain she's a fantastic person."

"Thanks Hermione, it's just… vampires get a bad enough reputation from the government, I just… I don't want anyone insulting my friends like that."

"Please don't bring politics into this, Iris, I was just worried for you. I'm sorry."

"Yeah, I'm sorry too, I shouldn't have yelled. Let's let go of the subject, alright?"

"Alright."

"So, do you wanna work on Charms of Transfiguration first?"

"Actually… can we cut our study session off early? There are some… personal things I want to research."

"Alright, sure. Meet here next Saturday, as usual?"

"I'll be there Iris."

"Good. Well… bye then?"

"Goodbye, Iris."

Once Iris had turned and left, gnawing on her lip in worry, Hermione began to pack up her things. Leaving the study section, she browsed through the library's many, many shelves until she found the heading that read "Magical Creatures".

"Pixies… Saci… Shennong… Trolls… Valkyries… Ah, he we are. Vampires."

Hermione sat down to read, her face pinched up in worry for her first friend.


Three days later, Iris woke up to a fuming Dante.

What on earth…

"I fucking told you Iris, I told you they can't be trusted!"

"What? What happened?"

"Your little mudblood happened! She was handing these out in the hallway!"

Iris grabbed a leaflet out of Dante's hand, as he began taking deep breaths to calm himself down.

Join S.A.V.S.!

The Society of Advocation for Vampiric Slaves

Hogwarts students, are you aware that right at this moment, your minds are in danger?

Are you aware that at any moment, a vampire could use their dark aura to ensnare and beguile you, and turn you into their mind-controlled puppet?

Are you aware that hundreds of thousands of innocent witches and wizards are currently suffering as such puppets, magically bound to serve the will of a manipulative vampire?

Are you aware that all this psychic slavery is perfectly legal?

That's right, gentle witches and wizards, the seduction of innocent people by vampires is not a crime. Under numerous creature laws, a Vampire may use their aura to create what is called a "mate bond" with any witch or wizard they please, and turn them to their will!

The vampire first initiates the "mate bond" slavery spell by trapping the victim in their aura, which acts as a strong form of the compulsion charm, encouraging the victim to trust and obey the vampire. Then, the vampire bites the victim, sealing the "bond", and turning the victim into a lifelong mind-slave!

Their whole lives become dedicated to serving their vampiric overlords, without even a space in their minds given for thoughts of freedom. That is not an exaggeration, gentle witches and wizards, it is quite literally impossible for these slaves to wish to be free! Many even become so thoroughly brainwashed over the years that they believe they've grown to love and care for their attackers!

There are currently hundreds upon hundreds of thousands of these mind-slaves in the wizarding world, suffering in silence, forced to do whatever their masters command, but no longer!

Join the S.A.V.S. today, and help us set these poor souls free!

If interested, contact Hermione Granger, First Year, Gryffindor House.

Iris was stunned.

Hermione did this? Her Hermione?

Her Hermione, whose eyes lit up whenever she learned a new fact about the magical world, who seemed to value her magic over the very air she breathed?

She was responsible for this bigoted vitriol?

"…Well, Iris? I told you."

"N-no, this can't… I mean, I explained to her… How could…"

"Iris", Dante said, letting out a pained sigh "this isn't your fault. You tried your best to wash off the mud from her, but her heritage shone through. You made a valiant effort, and no one can blame you for that."

Iris turned to look at Dante in shock.

"No one? No one? Dante, you should hate me right now! I was the one who defended Hermione, I was the one who kept saying she could change! I was the one who told her about bond-mates! And now look, she'll probably have the whole school set on you, because of me!"

"Honestly Iris, it's not nearly as bad as you're thinking."

"What, how can you say that!"

"Just look around at the common room. Do you see anyone else angry?"

"…No? Wait, why not! This is awful!"

"Iris, you don't get it, this always happens. Almost every month after the first, some mudblood or another tries to stir up a racket over the 'backwards' and 'barbaric' parts of the magical world that their little muddy minds can't tolerate, and starts shouting in the halls about it. Usually, one non-sorcerer race or another gets targeted."

"Honestly, Iris, she's a first-year. More than that, she's a lonely, unpopular first year. Most people in the school probably haven't even seen this pamphlet, and probably never will. Sure, some of our Gryffindor year-mates might make a fuss, but that'll probably blow over in a week or two."

"But still…"

"Iris, c'mon. We get this shit every day, don't worry about it. It isn't shocking that she'd say this. I'm sorry I yelled at you, I should have controlled my temper better, it's just reading this…"

Iris wrapped Dante in a tight hug.

"Dante, trust me, I know. Well, not all of it, but I can sympathize. Do you want me to get Blaise to calm you down?"

Dante chuckled.

"Nah, I think you're doing a pretty good job of that on your own. I think I can see why Blaise is so fond of hugging you, you really are fantastic at it."

Iris blushed.

"No, seriously, this is first-rate cuddling! Maybe I should rent you out, have a pet Iris for sale? Well, the 'pet Iris' part would certainly fit with Blaise's plans, so she wouldn't mind…"

Oh Morgana, she almost forgot Dante could flirt.

"Relax Iris," he said, rolling his eyes, "I'm just fucking with you, I'm not Blaise. But seriously, what are you going to do about Granger? I know you well enough to know you aren't going to take this well.

Iris snorted.

"Fuck yeah I'm not going to take this well. Did you even see what she was writing! Merlin, it's like she doesn't even consider you a person!"

"I'm going to find Hermione outside of a class, and we are going to talk. She's got to have a pretty fucking good explanation for all of this… muddiness."

"Oh Iris, yes! I love it when a woman wants to fight for me!"

Aaaaand she was back to blushing.


Unfortunately, Iris wasn't able to pull Hermione aside until the very end of the day, after dinner in the Great Hall.

As Iris stalked towards a nervous-looking Hermione, her hair and face gradually began to turn a deep, flaming orange.

"We need to talk."

"Iris…"

" Now."

Iris dragged Hermione into an abandoned classroom, near the room where she'd had her confrontation with Danny on the night of the Sorting Feast. Once the door was shut, Iris turned her furious gaze on her former friend, and held up the pamphlet.

" Explain this."

"Um, well… I mean Iris, those are all facts. I saw that the wizarding world was just ignoring slavery right under their noses, and I had to act… I know you think you're friends with–"

"Facts, facts?! You call this shit facts? I can't believe you Hermione! I trusted you, I thought you'd be able to understand! I–"

"Oh Iris, can't you see what she's done to you!"

Iris stopped dead, fixing Hermione with a confused look.

"What? Who's done what to me?"

"That vampire Zabini! She has you in her thrall, she's trying to turn you into another bonded slave, just like that poor Dante!"

"That's not… what!?"

"Oh come on Iris, be logical about this! You've grown very close to your Slytherin friends in only a few months. For God's sake, you're letting Blaise cast some sort of mind-control spell on you, and you don't even see the problem with it!"

As Hermione's tone gradually raised during the speech, her face flushing with anger, Iris decided she'd had enough.

"What the fuck is wrong with you Hermione! I'm friends with Blaise because she's a nice person, not because of any weird mind control! And she uses her allure to calm me down, not to entrap me! for Merlin's sake, I'd have had a panic attack in the middle of the fucking Sorting Feast if it wasn't for her!"

"See, right there! You said 'Merlin's sake'! God Iris, you're even starting to talk like them! You grew up with muggles, but a few weeks into school, you're spouting off about 'muds' and 'mages' because of her!"

"I use those terms because they make sense Hermione, because they reflect my life experiences! All the fucking disgusting excuses for sentient beings on Privet Drive were muds, and so that's why I say it!"

"No, Iris, that's her talking! I talked with your brother, he's worried too! He said you were really different over the summer, but as soon as you met Zabini, you totally changed as a person!"

"I was fucking hiding who I was as a person, Hermione, because I was afraid James and his fucking brood would send me back to the Dursleys! Do you really trust Danny's word over mine? You saw him in Defense, he's a fucking psycho, and James is exactly like him! Do you think I liked laughing at every stupid, idiotic 'prank' James played, or liked hearing about how wonderful and strong and fantastic my brother is?"

"Fine Iris, even if we accept that you managed to fool an Auror Captain and experienced politician with fake behavior the entire summer, how do you explain your sudden interest in dark magic, and friendships with magical creatures?"

"What the fuck, when have I ever said anything about Dark Magic?"

" All creature magic is classified as Dark Magic, Iris! Surprise! Your oh-so-perfect Blaise's 'allure' is actually a dark mind control spell, that she's been continually casting on you for as long as you've known her! Do you want to end up like Dante: a broken toy, only fit to be his mistresses' bloodbag?"

"Fuck you Hermione, I'd be honored to have what Blaise and Dante share, it's absolutely beautiful! They love each other; Blaise would die before hurting him!"

"I know that's what she tells you Iris, but it's a lie. Every single book on vampires I've read from the library backs up what I'm saying!"

"And who put those books there? Fucking Dumbledore! No wonder they're so biased!"

"The Headmaster is a brilliant wizard, he would never censor the facts like that! For God's sake, now you're starting to sound like some crazy conspiracy theorist! What's next, aliens killed princess Diana? This isn't about politics, Iris, this is about getting you out of the sway of that Dark Creature!"

"You fucking mudblood! You're all the same, you try to stamp out anything different, because you can't tolerate it! They were all right about you! I defended you to them Hermione, but they were fucking right!"

"Don't call me that Iris, you're not that type of person! They told you to stay away from me! Can't you see this is exactly what I'm talking about, they want to isolate you off from everyone else, so you can't be saved?"

"What, and you're going to 'save' me? Fuck you!"

"Iris, I just… ugh!"

And suddenly, Hermione was kissing her.

And Iris was kissing back.

Oh Merlin, how had they never done this before? She could feel where Hermione's lips were chapped from that adorable way she'd nibble on them, and–… and…

WHAT THE FUCK WAS GOING ON.

Iris pushed Hermione back, face and hair crimson.

"I'm… Oh, Iris, I'm sorry, I just don't know what to do! I really like you, and I know you like me back, because I see you just looking at me all the time, and I thought that maybe if I showed you someone else could like you, you'd be able to break out of Zabini's thrall! I thought that all those legends about the pretty girl waking up with true love's kiss were based on something! Oh God, I'm so so sorry, I didn't mean to just do it like that, I was planning to ask you out properly after the Winter Break, but I was just so angry that you were defending her, because she was just stealing you away from me, and from your family, and from–"

Hermione was speaking, but Iris couldn't hear it.

Hermione had kissed her.

Hermione had kissed her.

And she'd liked it.

She liked it.

She wasn't…

Was she…

Was she really… not straight?

No, she couldn't…

Wait.

Why… why was she so against the idea?

Fucking Dursleys!

Her eyes opened, Iris began to look back on all her past interactions in the magical world, that could have been the signs of an attraction to girls.

Collapsing in Blaise's arms during the sorting feast.

Blaise hugging her when she flashed back to Privet Drive.

Blaise rubbing calming circles on the back of her hand.

The incident with Blaise, Draco, and Dante on the bed.

Blaise spending the night in her bed, just holding her.

Blaise…

Oh shit.

Iris had a crush on Blaise Zabini.

A huge, massive crush.

On Blaise, "I flirt with everyone, but am already bonded" Zabini.

And Hermione—sweet, beautiful Hermione—was jealous.

Fuck, she had a crush on Hermione too, didn't she?

Barley managing to hold herself together, Iris rushed past Hermione, stumbling into the hallway. She was seconds away from a panic attack, but she managed to turn back to a still-shocked Hermione, and snarl out one last reply.

"S-Stay the f-fuck away from me, mudblood. You have no fucking idea who I am."

This was just too much.

Shaking, she entered the Slytherin common room, and brushed off her friends.

She needed to think.

She needed to be calm.

She needed to be safe.

She needed… fuck, she needed Blaise.

Collapsing into her bed, Iris decided that if she stayed awake for a moment longer, she might have some other earth-shattering revelation, and promptly passed out.

Chapter End Notes

AN: Uh… sorry? Title comes from "Goodbye to Love" by Carpenters. Or, if you prefer a cover, by American Music Club. Fanfic Recommendation is The Flamel Experiments by andrescutieri. It has an absolutely fascinating AU, time travel angst, and most of all, realistic poly shipping! It's HP/HG/GW/DG, and it's an actual poly relationship, not some he-man harem! It's more dark and smutty than light and fluffy, so I figured it would be perfect for this chapter.

One Made Two, Two Made Three

Chapter Summary

Even more reasons to hate Vernon and Petunia

Chapter Notes

See the end of the chapter for notes

Life after Iris's revelation was… well, honestly, it was the same.

Iris didn't know what she expected, but it wasn't that.

If she was being honest, she felt a little cheated. She had expected the real events surrounding her epiphany to be similarly incredible, similarly fateful. She had half-hoped that somehow, through some unknown vampiric magic, Blaise would sense Iris's newfound feelings, and confront her about it. But Iris knew that was a foolish thing to wish for, because any confrontation with Blaise would only end in rejection for Iris.

Iris knew she couldn't have Blaise.

Iris was a neurotic mud-raised girl who regularly had panic attacks whenever a male over five-foot-one glared at her, and who hadn't even kissed anyone, let alone done any of the things Blaise and Dante got up to.

And Blaise was just… Blaise.

She was beautiful, cunning, funny, protective, and wickedly smart. She was… yeah, she was Blaise.

Sure, maybe if she got extremely lucky, Blaise and Dante would take her into their bed for a night of passion, but that's was the very best she could hope for. But Iris knew that wasn't what she wanted.

She wanted to wake up every morning with Blaise's arms wrapped around her, to see that cunning, vicious smirk aimed at everyone who stood in her way. She wanted to feel Blaise's fiery anger scorch those who'd wronged her, and to hear Blaise's seductive, erotic words dripping into her ears like honey.

She wanted… fuck, she had it so bad.

"Darling, are you alright?"

Iris jumped, startled out of her depressing thoughts.

"Oh uh… yeah. Just thinking. Why, am I doing something weird?"

"No, it's just you've been staring at me for the past five minutes with this adorable expression on your face. I was just wondering what goes on in the pretty little head of yours."

Oh Merlin, how she wished Blaise meant it.

Was she still staring? Iris needed to change the subject.

"So, anyways… I've been meaning to ask you guys: why do the Rells hate the muds so much?"

"What do you mean?" Draco said, "I thought you were on board with seclusionism?"

"I mean, I guess? I know my reasons for hating muds, but they're p-pretty personal and unique to me. I'm just wondering why a whole bunch of people who never… n-never had to grow up around them are so adamant on not letting them influence magical society."

"Well, darling" Dante said, turning away from a… spirited kiss with Daphne, "what you have to understand is that while most Rells may not necessarily have great amounts of experience with mistreatment by muds, historically, we very much do."

Iris scrunched her brow, and let out a little noise of confusion.

Why did Blaise look so parched all of a sudden?

"Um… Oh! Well, dar– uh… Iris, to really understand it, you have to go all the way back to the origin of all the races on earth. Have you heard that story?"

Iris shook her head.

Blaise took a few seconds to regain her usual smirking composure, and then continued. "Oh really? Well, darling, I'm sorry then, it's often considered the foundation for the beliefs of those who are… in the know, as one might say."

"If you don't mind, I'll tell you the version of the story that my mother told Dante and I when we were very young. Different races and families will have their own stories, and will usually tell them to… very close friends."

Nope, no, NOPE. Not happening. She really needed to tell Blaise about her recent revelations, because letting Blaise flirt with her while she had a massive crush on the girl seemed wrong.

Maybe later though. She was almost draped over Iris now, and it was all Iris could do to hold back a whimper.

"Anyways darling, this is something you should know, and to be quite honest I'm both honored and flattered that I'm going to be the one to do it. Joking and flirting aside, it means a lot."

Was that… was that a blush? It was barely visible, but Iris could swear she saw it. Iris could now, she felt, comfortably admit to herself that HOLY SHIT BLAISE'S BLUSH IS ADORABLE AND HER SMILE IS ADORABLE AND HER WHOLE FACE IS…

Well, that was new. When Iris finally came out of her dreamy-eyed trance, she noticed Blaise was coming back down the stairs to the girl's dorms—wait when did she leave?—with a small black book held gently in her hands.

Blaise sat down with a more serious look than Iris had ever seen on her, and Iris saw the embossed silver cover as she opened it up: "The Hemogony".

"Eons ago, in a time before time itself, there was only Magic and the real, separated from each other. The real, dead on Earth, was cold and lifeless without magic, and Magic, high in the Fields of Elysium, was formless and rolling without the real. The real could not move or change, eternal dead physicality, while Magic could do naught but change, infinite vibrant intention.

"But then, at one point, at the beginning of time, magic made Charon, the Ship of the Bear, and used it to form a river down to the real, descending upon the world. She descended upon the real, and settled within it, and thus created the cosmos. Now unified, Magic could make solid and manifest its limitless creative intention, and the real could shape and create from its limitless manifestation."

"So, in this new unified reality, the cosmos themselves emerged, and within them, the Earth, the center of Magic. The real may flourish elsewhere, on the cold dead planets which circle the dying stars, but on earth, Magic births itself into reality, flowing into the dirt until life and vibrancy emerge. This life has its own magic, a small, unique piece of Mother Magic within it, and each new creation Magic saw as her own child, precious and loved, and sought to nurture and protect that spark until the time when it would be returned to her loving embrace in Elysium."

"So then, in the early days of the Earth, Magic was close to the real, infused in it, and the children of Magic could feel her embrace throughout the whole of their lives. In every action, they were connected with the whole of the Earth, and so there was no violence, no theft, no conquering, no strife, only peace, happiness, devotion, and love."

"With all feeling the pain of all, there could be no pain; and with all feeling the joy of all, there could be only joy. In those days, they numbered no years, and named no days, for there was no deed for numbering or counting. They kept no records, no writing, no speech, for through the Magic, all knew all, and all saw all. The races lived and died, never outside of their Mother's embrace, traveling between the earth and Elysium on the Ship of the Bear without grief or mourning."

"For eons then, the Earth was happy. The races were in communion with Magic, and Magic flowed through the races. The Earth itself was in communion with Magic, and Magic flowed through the Earth. But then, as Magic leaped and danced in joy across the whole world, the muggle emerged out of the dregs of its power."

Blaise's voice took on a dark and foreboding tone. "The muggles were a new race, different from the others. The patches of mud on the Earth, hiding places of the Magic-less real, had been so changed and warped by the creative force of magic that they were able to birth out a race themselves. This new race, the muggle, was born of the mud, and so could only remain children of the mud forevermore; they were born of the world alone, and so could never come into communion with Magic."

"For a time, the world proceeded as it had. This new race, muggle, lived on its own, away from the peaceful children of Magic, seemingly content to be the outsider, the untrusted. But slowly, that changed. With the absence of the spark of Magic within them, they could not feel the joy nor pain they caused, so they crew cold and hard, greedy and cruel. They saw the abundance Magic had gifted its children with, and began to desire it for themselves; for mud was their mother, and mud had gifted them with nothing but coldness and misery.

"So, consumed by their nature, the muds began to set off across the Earth on raids of conquest and domination, taking and pillaging and conquering, stealing the abundance of the children of Magic for themselves. All the children of magic cried out as one, feeling the pain of their victims, but the outsiders were deaf to it, hearing only the sound of their own muddy greed."

"As the years passed, and the muggle hordes only grew larger and bolder, their unceasing march of supremacy and domination began to push out Magic itself from their lands. For mud was their mother, just as Magic is ours, and Magic has no place in a kingdom of mud."

"So, the surviving children of Magic grew more and more distant from their mother, feeling her less and less in their lives. It came to pass that when the mud had spread out over nearly the whole of the Earth, and the children of magic had retreated further and further away from its corrupting touch, that one of the children of magic, a sorcerer named Gilgamus, the most powerful in his village went out and explored the kingdom of mud, for he thought himself strong enough of a mage to have no fear from the muddy hordes."

"At first, he was revolted by the cities teeming with filthy, disgusting, deaf beasts, which killed and stole anything that was in their sight. However, as he was returning to his village in horror, a cart ran off the road and broke his leg. Gilgamus stayed in the city of mud as his leg healed, and as such, was unable to commune with his Mother and feel her love."

"He slowly became infected with the muddiness of the city around him, growing more and more distant from Magic, and began to grow hateful, arrogant, and cruel. He lost his connection to the infinite well of his Mother's magic, and so could only rely on the traces she left in his own body, greedily taking her gift as his own. By the time his leg was fully healed, the mud and its lust for pain and conquest had taken over his soul, and he had made plans to conquer the creatures around him, and use them as an army to rule the Children of Magic."

"He left the city of mud on a quest to gather power, both physical and magical, and on his journey, ran across two of the last truly free Children of Magic in the whole of the world. The sorcerer Humambia, and her brother Incitus, were roaming in the deserts west of the cities of mud, joyful in their communion with their mother, who provided for them in the barren lands. When Gilgamus came across them, he hailed them as fellow Children of Magic, using his prodigious skills to hide his greed and hubris from them. They accepted him with open arms, and he ate and sung and danced with them, using powerful illusions to trick them into believing they were communing with him in Magic."

"As the weeks wore on, Gilgamus saw that Incitus had a great talent in magic, almost equal to his own, and desired to use him as a pawn. So he began to whisper things in Incitus's ear, words of mud and blood and filth, slowly poisoning his mind. Gilgamus stoked the fear of the wild beasts in his mind, telling him that if he went among them and observed their ways, he would gain knowledge suitable to defend himself and his sister from their filthy clutches."

"One day, Gilgamus distracted Humambia as Incitus snuck into a city of mud, determined to protect himself and his sister. But just like Gilgamus, once Incitus had bathed in the mud, it began to seep into his very soul, and he too grew cruel and spiteful, despising both his Mother and his sister the more and more, convinced he and he alone deserved to rule over the mages and beasts. When the mud had seeped into him completely, he fully rejected Magic and his sister, believing his bonds to both shackled him, and he conspired with Gilgamus to murder Humambia, and use their combined talents to conquer and rule the Children of Mud. He planned to use Gilgamus's abilities to take over the earth, and then betray him, just as Gilgamus also planned to betray him. "

"However, when Gilgamus and Incitus went to smother Humambia in her sleep, Magic sent her a warning, and she awoke before they could come to her. She resisted them bravely and fiercely, but she was overwhelmed by Gilgamus's powerful magic, and in truth could not bring herself to harm her own brother, even if he was corrupted by the mud. Humambia was eventually caught off-guard by a massive force of wind that Gilgamus summoned, and was blown miles away, landing broken outside the gates of the city of mud. Her body, still barely clinging to life through the grace of her Mother, was quickly set upon by the muddy hordes, who tore her to pieces, dividing up devouring her limbs and organs."

"After this, Gilgamus and Incitus were descended onto that muddy city like a typhoon, destroying everything in their path with powerful spells, and then soon another, and another. In each city they pacified all the rampaging animals, and used their corrupted gifts to bind them to their will."

"However, as they conquered more and more of the kingdom of mud, they began to win less and less, as the hordes against them grew stronger and stronger. Even with their enslaved army of beasts, they could not overwhelm the capital, the largest of the cities, and so retreated, enraged beyond reason at their failure, little better in mind than the muds themselves."

"In this mad rage, they descended into paranoia, with each believing the other to have sabotaged the storming of the capital, as in their arrogance, they believed themselves to be incapable of error. They both made plans to betray the other the next night, believing that without the other, their victory would be assured."

"That night, they both found each other out of bed, with tools for smothering in hand, and had their worst fears confirmed, for they saw the other trying to kill them. They had a massive battle of spells that could shake the very earth, which lasted for four days and four nights, destroying large swathes of the city they resided in. Both were evenly matched in skill, and they battled without end, each countering the other perfectly."

"In the end, they had both exhausted all the magic they'd stolen, and had resorted to using their limbs to batter at each other like beasts. Gilgamus managed to overcome Incitus, for he was large and strong where Incitus was frail. He grabbed a mace from the corpse of a beast, and killed Incitus with a mighty blow, bathing the mace in Incitus's heartblood, imbuing it with all the power and significance of their hatred and rage. Gilgamus then christened the mace Saurur, which meant 'slayer of thousands' in his tongue, for he believed Incitus to only be the first of many lives his weapon would take."

"Using Saurur, which could strike with the force of four thousand maces, Gilgamus quickly overran the capital, and proclaimed himself the Mage-King of the world, and quickly used his armies to overrun the peaceful Children of Magic, securing the world once and for all for the Children of Mud."

"He left the Children of Magic alive, but enslaved, fit only to work the fields and serve his every whim, singing his praises and obeying his petty commands. He banned the rites to commune with Mother Magic, believing that any who obeyed them could be a threat to his power, and slowly, the mages forgot their ways, becoming infected, but not taken over, by the Children of the Mud and their filthy ways. The corrupted King Gilgamus ruled for two hundred and forty thousand, two hundred years, seeing generation after generation of enslaved mages, guarded by the Children of Mud who worshipped him as a god, growing ever more resentful as they saw Gilgamus descend into greater and greater madness and cruelty."

"Eventually, there was born one exceptionally powerful mage by the name of Nephistium, who was even more powerful than Gilgamus himself when he lacked Saurur. Nephistium's parents had been slain by the mad Gilgamus on one of his many rampages, and so vowed to bring an end to the mud-king's tyranny."

"Under cover of night, Nephistium, who was enslaved as a shipbuilder, snuck out of the slave-quarters and down to the River Euphrates, the roaring lifeblood of Gilgamus's kingdom, slaying every one of Gilgamus's guard-beasts he could see. Then, with a mighty heave, he used his powerful magic to reroute the river to run straight through the palace, killing and drowning half the beasts in the capital on its way, and demolishing a quarter of it. King Gilgamus was taken off-guard, and before he could call up his magics, he was washed away, drowned and battered in the river, his body and his mace Saurur never seen again."

"Tragically, the effort of rerouting such a mighty river was too much for Nephistium to carry alone, and he left his body, boarding the Ship of the Bear, and sailed into Elysium, where he resides there to this day with all his brethren."

"The mages, finally free, rejoiced, and made plans to immediately return to the idyllic state they had occupied before Gilgamus's tyranny. However, the Children of Mud, now free from Gilgamus's control, quickly retook control of all their cities, trapping the Children of Magic inside, unable to return to their secluded villages, whose locations were now known to the Children of Mud."

"In time, many of the Children of Magic, the ones who had been most touched by the mud during Gilgamus's reign, desired to live among the beasts of the cities, and petitioned the rest of the Children to completely forget themselves and their mother, and live as beasts in the throngs of the cities. The rest of the Children resisted, for they had not forgotten their mother, and eventually almost came to battle with their former brethren. Their strife excited the Children of Mud, who used their disorder to slowly capture and enslave the Children of Magic once more, seeking to gain their power."

"Eventually, a compromise was reached for the good of all mages, to protect them from the beasts seeking to enslave them. All the Children agreed to live inside the cities of mud, but secluded from the beasts in their own secret villages, surrounded by the mud, yet protected from it. Over the centuries this system has remained, with the cities and kingdoms expanding, and along with them the secluded mages, until the mages were more similar to what tribe of beasts they lived surrounded by than each other. Those that could even bred with the beasts, and spawned halfling hybrids that, if not raised in the embrace of Magic, would grow weaker and weaker until their gift disappeared entirely, only to emerge from the mud once every seven generations, when Mother Magic is at her strongest."

"This was the breaking of Magic, for her children had become deaf and hateful towards each other, growing less and less powerful as they turned away from their Mother, devolving into little more than beasts who could perform a few special tricks using the piece of her gift inside them, no better than the Children of Mud."

"However," Blaise said, leaning back in her chair, "there are still those of us who remember our Mother, and those of us who still give her thanks for our great gifts. She may have retreated to the higher lands, but on the liminal days, those days where the boundaries between real and Magic thin and blur, we can hear our mother calling, seeking to feel the love of her children once more."

"And that," she said in a more normal tone of voice, "is where the story ends, and written history begins."

"Wow…" Iris said, blown away by Blaise's impassioned storytelling.

"It's quite a bit to take in, isn't it? I had the same reaction when my mother first told me."

Iris looked around at the others.

"That's about the same story we all got." Daphne said. "Of course, there are some variations, but overall, that's the origin of magic and the muds."

"So," Iris said, "you guys… you guys use rites to commune with Magic?"

"Exactly" Theo said, breaking the silence the others had fallen under, "They're called rites, actually, 'the Old Rites' in particular. The main rites occur on the six major holidays, when the boundary between the Summerland and the world is thinnest but thing is, you can do a rite, at any time, for any reason. Like, even if you're just feeling down, you can try to connect to Mother Magic and feel her love, and you don't have to use any of the big rite diagrams or anything like you do on the holidays. I know when my crup died, I did rites for a half a week straight, and it was the only thing that helped me move past it."

"Woah…" Iris said, eyes wide, "what does it feel like to do a rite? I mean, I went to church with my aunt and uncle, and no offence, but I don't think that type of stuff's for me, y'know? I don't think I'm the religious type."

The sixsome chuckled. "Iris," Draco said, "trust me, you really haven't seen anything close to what a real, true rite is like. That fake gold chalice shit the Christians do, praying to mud? It's not real, you don't feel anything at all. With the Old Rites… I mean, I can't even describe it, it's really really amazing..."

Blaise cut in as Dante trailed off: "The thing you have to understand, Iris darling is that the Old Rites aren't just a magical religion, like the Christianity the Nics practice, but it is actual magic. Just like you can cast a cheering charm and feel a real effect, you can feel a real effect when you practice the Old Rites. I agree with Dante though, there's nothing like it. I know you say you're not one for religion, but trust me love, you'll be taking your vows ten seconds after your first rite."

"Vows?"

"Part of the rite," Daphne said, "or what happens after I suppose, depending on your perspective. Nothing onerous, you just vow to love magic as your mother, and commit yourself to her fully and entirely, what every mage should be doing the first year they can understand it. In ancient times, it was common for parents to lead their children through their vows after every single rite, but it's truly only necessary to complete them once in your life."

"Oh that's right", Iris said, cutting Daphne off excitedly, " Theo mentioned holidays!"

"Indeed, darling, there are six, and always six, with the seventh being the constant dedication we feel daily. They have different names in every culture, but I believe here in Britannia, they use the Celtic terms. Frist in the year, there's Yule and Litha, the solstices, all about growth and development. Yule, or Saturnali as we call it back in Genoa, is about growth in harsh circumstances, like the evergreen plants in the winter. Misdummer, or as they call it here, Litha, is growth through nourishment and love, just like the summer plants."

Blaise shot Iris a saucy wink, leading to a thirty second pause until Iris stopped sputtering. If Iris thought Blaise's flirting was bad before, it had nothing on how it felt now. Merlin, her spine was a puddle of goo…

Theo picked the conversation up with a smirk: "the next are Imbloc and Lammas, the fading of winter a summer, which are all about trying to achieve prosperity. Imbloc is the prosperity you can control the achievement of, like hard work and dedication, and Lammas is the prosperity you can't, like blessings and good fortune. The next holidays, the Spring and Autumn Equinoxes, or Ostara and Mabon, are a bit similar, but still different in an important way. The fadings are about achieving prosperity, and the Spring and Autumn Equinoxes are all about celebrating once you've achieved it. Ostara's about celebrating Magic's bounty, and Mabon's about thankfulness, and giving back to Magic."

"Ostara is also known for its connection to sexuality" Blaise said, wrapping an arm around Iris. "Trust me darling, some of the Ostara rites I've been to end up being quite… electrifying."

"Down girl", Daphne said, rolling her eyes. "The final pair are the beginnings of summer and winter, or more properly, the Spring and Autumn Cross-Quarter Days, are associated with life and death, the afterlife, and rebirth, along with the harmony and balance of the life-death cycle. The Spring Cross-Quarter day is associated with life and rebirth, and is called Beltane here, or Floralia in most other prefectures, while the Autumn Cross-Quarter Day is associated with death and the afterlife, and is known as Samhain, or Armilustrum to the adherents of the Roman naming tradition."

Draco snorted, breaking the silence the end of the explanation had brought: "…Damn Daphne, did you eat a textbook or something? You don't have to sound so formal and proper all the time, y'know."

As rest of the sixsome laughed, Blaise looked pensive. "Speaking of…" she said, drawing the attention of the rest of the group, "Saturnalia is coming up soon, it's almost the end of December… Would the rest of you be open to performing a celebration together? It would be a good introduction to the Old Rites for Iris, and it would nice for Dante and me to have friends around."

The rest of the group turned and looked at each other, nodding their heads. "Iris, you up for it?" Draco asked.

Iris didn't know what to think. On the one hand she'd never had any reason to like religion, and all these rites and vows sounded a bit over her head. This would also serve as a huge line in the sand between her and every Christian student, which included almost every muggleborn, and the members of her blood family she didn't completely despise. But on the other hand, the fiasco with Hermione had shown her that she really shouldn't be all too concerned with the opinions of mudbloods anyways, and the Old Rites seemed to come along with the new political worldview she was developing. Also, the way her friends described the rites sounded… well, they sounded like something Iris wanted very much.

As she thought about it, Iris became more and more convinced that joining in the rite was the right thing to do. She loved magic, she truly did, from how it lit up her skin with little sparks every time she used a spell, to the way it lifted her above the horrific monsters of her childhood. The idea of dedicating some part of herself to loving this incredible, central part of her soul sounded downright appealing.

"Yeah", she said, turning to Draco, "I'd love to".

Chapter End Notes

AN: Skip this AN if you don't like my worldbuilding, because it's gonna be looong. Time for citations and explanations!

Name of the chapter comes from verse 42:1-3 in the Dao De Jing. The full verse refers to the creation of the universe from nothing, and how it obeys a dualistic cosmic truth (yin and yang). It also mentions how people in power go against that natural order, and so are made miserable, which I think is absolutely perfect for this fic.

"The Dao made one, one made two. Two made three and three made the myriad things. All things submit to yin and embrace yang. They soften their energy to achieve harmony. The things people dislike are only to be alone, lacking, and unworthy; yet these are what monarchs call themselves."(If you're wondering about that last part, royalty in Ancient China would use terms like 'this orphaned one' or 'this unworthy one' to refer to themselves.) Name of the book comes from the Theogony by Hesiod, or "The Birth of the Gods", the Greek epic poem which recounts, well… the birth of the gods. It's one of the main authorities on Greek mythology. "Hemogony", therefore, means "The Birth of Bloods", from Greek "hema". Fic rec is The Well Groomed Mind by Lady Khali. This is such a fantastic look into a realistic scenario with an antagonist Dumbledore, and a Voldemort who's not a completely evil guy. Very common concept, but this is probably the best executions of it I've ever seen, and certainly the most unique. Gilgamus, Incitus, Humambia, and Nephistium are all the Latinized Greek forms of Gilgamesh, Enkidu, Humbaba, Ut-Napishtim, four of the principle characters in the Epic of Gilgamesh, the first piece of literature ever recorded. I figured it's only fitting that the magical world have a completely reversed take on the oldest muggle myth, which vaguely follows its plotline. Saurur is Sharur, the mythological club of the god Ninurta.

The "Ship of the Bear" is a very, VERY oblique rendering of the Sumerian "Ur-Shanabi", the ferryman to the afterlife. Ur-Shanabi became Oursanabios in Greek, which became Ursanabius or Ursanabis in Latin. Through the similarity of their sounds, "Ursanabis" was reinterpreted as "Ursa Navis", which means, you guessed it, "The Ship of the Bear", and that meaning spread to most of the world. In in Blaise's version of the story it was associated with the Roman Charon, the ferryman on the River Styx, and "Charon" became another title of the boat.

The 242,000-year rule comes from combined regnal lengths of all the antediluvian kings on the Sumerian King list, who, in this universe, are all just different names of Gilgamus. The actual number should be 241,200, but I've added a few decades to round it up, because of the numerological significance of four and two in this magic system in relation to creation and destruction.

Fun fact, Ut-Napishtim, also known Atrahasis, is the origin of a very well-known biblical story. The gods are angry at the earth (for being too noisy, unlike the "sinfulness" of the Bible's version), and so decide to send a giant flood to kill everyone and everything. The God Enki warns Ut-Napishtim/Atrahasis, who then builds a massive boat and takes two of every animal onboard, surviving the flood and restarting human society, after offering a sacrifice to the gods, who promise to never again send a flood. Remind you of anything? If you're curious about the Yule/Saturnalia thing, that's just the difference in the rites practiced in Britain (the "Celtic Rites") and the rites practiced in most other countries in Occidentia ("The Roman Rites"). You also have the Germanic rites for those in muggle Germanic countries, but since none of the characters are from there, they aren't really relevant right now. The difference between the rites is mainly superficial, dealing with names and basic appearances of metaphysical concepts. Also, I would just like to clarify, the views expressed in this chapter do not necessarily reflect my own. Remember, the story you hear is written by a specific group of people, seclusionist, pagan mages who consider normal people to be particularly clever and dangerous monkeys.

If you've ever done criticism of religious texts, whether personally or professionally, please give me feedback on the Hemogony myth, because I tried to include lots of traditionally religious themes and writing styles in it (e.g. the parallelism of Gilgamus using heartblood to ascend to power with Saurur, and then being killed by the "heartblood" of the Euphrates).

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In the days after Iris's agreement to join in on the Yule rites, her friends, even those that were normally stoic, seemed almost joyful.

"Honestly Iris, you'll see, it is so incredible" Theo said, an uncharacteristically large grin on his face. "It's going to be so great, performing this with you! It's like, yeah, we're really good friends, but until you come together in magic… I mean, I'm not saying our friendship is missing anything, just that this is going to be so great!"

"Uhhh… sure Theo…"

"No, oh Merlin, I'm so sorry! I didn't mean to say anything negative, just that… Circe, you can't even use words, you'll see trust me!"

"Oh uh, no, it's not that, it's just that I'm not used to seeing you so… excitable."

"Oh yeah, I always get like this around the Holidays, y'know? I can feel Mother Magic calling out to me as she grows closer to the earth, and it just makes me so happy~!"

Dante cuffed Theo on the back of the head. "Don't mind him Iris, he's just very devout, more than all of us. The Holidays hit him like a carriage full of chocolate, he won't calm down until the rite's actually over."

"Really, we all warn him to be more careful where and when he talks about this stuff, but he never listens. Theo, you realize if Iris's brother heard you, you'd end up expelled, right?"

That seemed to drown Theo's excitement, and his joyful skipping calmed down to more normal, albeit springy, gait.

"Wait", Iris said, processing Dante's last comment, "what do you mean 'expelled'? Is this like… y'know, 'dark magic' stuff?"

"Iris…" Dante said, lowering his voice, "you really, really shouldn't be talking about that stuff out in the open like this. The Rites are one thing, but dark magic's completely different, y'know?"

"But how? Aren't they both illegal?"

"I mean, yeah, but in reality they're different, even the Nics acknowledge that. The Rites are technically illegal, but no one really gets locked up for them, as long as they're done in private. But rituals? Not many people use them, because they're way more complicated, and you get a life sentence in Azkaban if you're caught." By the end of his speech, Dante was almost whispering.

"Why? What's so bad about rituals, how are they different from Rites?"

"Iris… I can't talk about that type of stuff with you in Hogwarts, that's dangerous to even think about here. I'd get labeled a 'Death Eater' and chucked away faster than you can say 'Caesar."

"Are… are they really that awful?"

Dante ran a hand over his face looking distressed. "No that's just propaganda… I mean, yes, legally, but… I told you, I can't talk about this stuff here! Come see me during winter break if you want to look into this stuff, and for Circe's sake, stop asking questions in the middle of the largest Nic stronghold in the Sprachbund!"

"Sorry… I was just curious. I've heard so much about 'dark magic', but never what it actually is, y'know?"

Dante wrapped an arm around her shoulder, sighing. Iris definitely wasn't noticing how his strong muscles felt pressed against her collarbones, not at all.

"…Iris?"

"Huh?"

Dante smirked (in the exact same way Blaise did, damn him), "I said that I agree with you, but because the Nics have so much power, even a lot of the people that practice the Old Rites are wary of ritu–… of the stuff you're talking about."

"Oh yeah, I guess that makes sense. I'll just save my questions for the holiday then."


In what seemed like no time at all, it was the night of Yule, a few hours before midnight, and Blaise was leading Iris into a secluded classroom in an obscure wing of the castle.

"Remember darling", Blaise said, guiding Iris down a twisting, convoluted path, "the seventh years can ward these rooms from the wards for a single night, but not any longer. You can't perform any other rituals outside of the six holidays, unless you somehow convince a seventh year to cast the ward for you. I would be extremely surprised if that happened though, given that this ward usually takes a full day to set up correctly, and uses almost all of a mage's power. Have you decided what boon you're going to request during this service?"

"Yeah…" Iris said, a bit distracted by Blaise's hand on the small of her back.

"And what is it?"

"…"

"Darling?"

"Oh! Sorry, I just, uh… got lost in thought there for a second."

Blaise smirked and gave her a wink: "Oh I'm sure you were, your pretty little head is just so active all the time, I love it."

Iris was blushing so hard she barely noticed when they finally entered the ritual room, and even then only because Blaise removed her hand, which, if anyone else ever asked definitely did NOT make Iris let out a little mewl.

Looking down, Iris saw a large diagram within a circle drawn on the floor in chalk, with several symbols she recognized as runes spread throughout, and a pile of lavender at its center. On the edge of the circle, she saw six small piles of what she now recognized as myrrh, spaced out evenly.

"Hey, I have a question" she said, smiling brightly, the excitement of the room contagious, "why the myrrh, and the circle and geometric shapes? Didn't you say you don't need anything to feel mag–… er, Mother Magic? Also, the runes? How did people commune with magic before writing then?"

"Well," Daphne said from across the circle, "while that may be technically true, it is, in fact, misleading. While smaller, individual rites may be done with nothing but a small sacrifice, or even a few whispered words and intense concentration, the effects of those rites aren't nearly as potent as those brought by a ritual diagram, especially one utilizing runic sequences."

"What, why?"

"Because, Iris, rituals function by using the inherent magic of an offering, channeled in certain paths with a ritual diagram, to power a larger and more potent connection to Magic. The more complex you want your ritual effects to be, the larger you need your connection to be, which means more significant offerings and more complex diagrams."

"Right now we're only opening a connection, not requesting any effects, so we only need a few shapes, and a small herbal offering for each of us. The symbolism of your offering also effects the potency of the connection, and myrrh, along with lotus and peyote, is one of the major symbols of devotion to Magic. The lavender in the center is an evergreen, and symbolizes the significance and themes of Yule."

"Wait, you can do other stuff with rites? How come we've never–"

"Ah, Iris?" Dante said with a tight smile, "remember our talk about how some stuff shouldn't be discussed within the walls of Hogwarts, even behind wards? This is one of those things."

"Oh… Damn, you better be ready, because I have a lot of questions for the break."

"Iris," Draco said with a smirk, "if you get any more 'curious', you might as well join the Knights."

The room chuckled, and proceeded to talk about meaningless gossip while they waited for midnight to come.


Slowly, almost without Iris noticing, it approached midnight, and the room had quieted down, the sense of something significant began to grow on the air.

Around two minutes beforehand, the eyes of Iris's friends seemed to be shining like searchlights, and their forms seemed to glow with an almost invisible halo. Blaise turned to look at Iris with burning purple irises, and placed a hand on her arm.

"Are you ready, darling, truly ready? Do you remember what we told you to do?"

Iris honestly thought about the question. Was she ready to accept magic as capital-M Magic, the way all her friends seemed to? She hadn't wavered in her love and appreciation of her magic, obviously, it's what saved her from a life as a slave, but she was still somewhat skeptical of the mythology and rituals that came with this new belief system. She knew her friends kept insisting that it wasn't like anything she'd ever experienced, but in the back of Iris's mind, her deep, Petunia-borne skepticism of religion didn't really believe them.

On the other hand, these were her friends, and this is what they had dedicated themselves to, so she'd follow them gladly. She truly did think that if she could dedicate herself to any higher power, it would be magic, and the idea of letting magic act as her mother was very appealing. A nurturing, supportive mother was a much better object of worship than Miriam's stern, punishing, Vernon-esque father. Iris saw how happy and content the rest of the sixsome seemed whenever the topic of capital-M magic came up, and wanted that for herself, even if she was still a little skeptical of the way to get it.

"Yes," she said, feeling something within herself click into place "I'm ready. Let's do this."

The invisible presence in the room seemed to almost hum at that, making the sixsome's hair stand on end.

When the clock struck midnight, the group kneeled on the floor as one, each in front of one of the piles of myrrh All six of them snapped their fingers near their offering, creating a few sparks, and inhaled the smoke as it began to drift up. Theo, his voice strangely solemn, lit the lavender, and began to speak the echoing words of the Celtic rite.

" Magic, our mother, please lead us into communion with you on this sacred night, the boundary between this world and the Summerland, your domain, and the final domain of all your children. We thank you for your love with this myrrh, and the dedication to your gift and presence we hold in our hearts."

The smoke from the myrrh and lavender started to curl up in complicated patters, bending and almost caressing each of the participants of the ritual. Iris gaped in shock, and barely remembered to keep track of Theo's words.

"Mother, please hear our appeals, let the smoke of the myrrh carry our spirits up the path of the Wave-Sweeper, the Ship of the Bear, while our bodies remain your children in the world."

Iris could feel something in the air humming, and the same electric feeling she got when using her magic, but thousands of times more. Her previous doubt and hesitation were swallowed up by an ocean of this new, incredible, indescribable feeling, the words being spoken seeming to echo with a higher significance. Unconsciously, she closed her eyes, swaying to an invisible rhythm in the room.

"We dedicate this Yule to the strength and fortitude we request of you, borne in your love. Theodoric Nott, your child, asks you to grant him strength to persevere in this world of mud, hostile to your children like the snow is to the evergreens."

Daphne then spoke up from where she was kneeling besides him. "Daphne of the Green Grass, your child, asks that you grant her the strength to survive the upcoming holiday with her father, and to protect her sister Astoria from his rage."

"Draco Malfoy," Draco said from Daphne's left, eyes closed , "your child, asks that you give them the strength to see their ailing grandparent Abraxas over the break, and the fortitude to endure when they finally pass on from this world into the Summerland."

"Blaise Zabini," Blaise said from their side, "your child, asks that you give her the inner peace to accept new developments in her life, and to bless her loved ones with that same serenity."

It was finally Iris's turn. "Iri–… Iris Potter", she said, head tilting back with a gasp as the magic flowed through her, your child, asks that you give her he ability to endure her family of descent, and the strength to be truthful and loving of her family in choice and magic."

The magic in the room was growing higher and higher, and it almost overwhelmed Iris in its intensity. If there was an equivalent to the corners of her eyes, but for her ears, Iris felt like she could hear a dozen voices from them, all whispering comforting and loving words to the participants. She swore she could hear her mother's voice, cooing over her kneeling form, ghostly fingers brushing through her hair.

"Dante Zabini, formerly Bianchi," Dante said from Theo's other side, completing the circle, "asks you to grant him strength to persevere in this world of mud, hostile to your children like the snow is to the evergreens."

The magic in the room seemed to reach a crescendo, almost audible in its incredible intensity.

"We honor you, Mother Magic," said Theo, voice steady despite his trembling form, "may you one day accept us with joy as we reunite with you, just as you have accepted those that have come before us. Our magic and lives are yours, for we are your children. So mote it be."

With that, Iris felt the magic inside her explode, and her vision expand to the cosmos. She saw the massive web of fate that Ollivander spoke of, and felt the love and care of all her ancestors and descendants from every time and place in the universe. She felt cocooned in an indescribably warm embrace, her mind flaring with a comfort more serene than any she could have ever imagined experiencing.

High in the planes of her consciousness, Iris saw a vision of her mother in all her red-headed glory. She could feel her mother's spirit commune with hers, emanating a sense of love and caring. She saw Lily place her hands on Iris's shoulders, mouthing the words "I'm proud of you."

Iris could feel the awe and joy of her friends in the room, equally blissful in the embrace of magic. For a single moments, all their minds were connected, and they all understood and accepted each other absolutely, unified in the embrace of Magic. She felt love, she was love, she was filled with love, her world was love. Nothing could ever feel as pure and wonderful as this.

This… was pure bliss, and it went on and on, neverending.


After an indeterminable amount of time, Iris slowly began to come back to herself. Opening her eyes, she realized that she was cuddling in a pile with her friends, smiling contently. She could feel all the care they felt for her, and somehow knew that they could feel how much she cared for them. The love filled her up completely, leaving her barely any space to even think, like Blaise's allure magnified by a factor of a dozen.

Iris mused that she probably would have freaked out about this if it happened earlier in the day, but for the life of her, she couldn't remember why. It was nice to cuddle with the people you love, wasn't it?

She slowly turned her head to the right, looking over Daphne's sleeping form, and saw Theo and Dante giggling while they traded lazy, open-mouth, kisses, and she smiled. It was so nice seeing those two expressing affection, Theo especially; Iris felt like he was by far the most reserved of the whole group.

Iris jumped, and realized that Draco had started to pet her hair. Why didn't they do that more often, it felt amazing! Preening, she let out a sleepy giggle, and snuggled her head back down into her incredibly soft pillow.

Wait, that wasn't a pillow, it was Blaise's chest! Mmmm, that was nice. Iris remembered how great a pillow Blaise made, so she nuzzled her cheek against Blaise's breasts, giving her collarbone a little kiss, just to let Blaise know how nice it was to be filled up by her affection.

Blaise hummed in appreciation, as she pressed a kiss to the corner of Iris's mouth. "Hey Iris," she said, voice dreamy and distant, "did… did you know that y'know, it's not just cuddling at the summer rituals. You're so pretty, y'know? Like, so pretty it should be illegal. Can't wait for the summer…"

Iris closed her eyes and purred, snuggling deeper into Blaise's cleavage. "That sounds so nice Blaise. You're all just soooooo pretty, and like, I can't even believe how pretty all of you are, it's ridiculous. I just wanna kiss all of your face right now, like… like a kiss monster!"

The whole pile (with the exception of the sleeping Daphne) chuckled at that for a truly ridiculous length of time, the laughter restarting out of nowhere each time it died down. Finally, the group was silent again, and Blaise joined in on petting Iris's hair. Content in the feelings of bliss and love she could feel emanating from her friends, Iris slowly drifted off into unconsciousness.


Iris woke up, for real this time, feeling AMAZING. She blushed a little at the reminder of the massive cuddle pile that had come after, but couldn't even muster up the mental energy to be embarrassed, because she just felt so peaceful and content.

She disentangled herself from her slowly waking friends, and stretched her arms until her joints popped. Everything, her body, her mind, her soul, it just felt so complete. Like... well, like she was held in the arms of her Mother. She really couldn't put it in any other way.

"Blaise, you were right" she said, with a massive smile.

Blaise stretched like a cat, and the lingering effects of the rite allowed Iris to appreciate her toned stomach without chastising herself. "I know darling, I usually am, but about what specifically? Was it the kissing thing?"

Iris blushed. "No… I mean what you said after you read the myth. This was… this was like nothing I've ever experienced before, I want to experience this for the rest of my life. How do I make my vows?"

Draco piped up, yawning: "Just… just speak from the heart, y'know? Everyone's vows are like… different, and it's just what you feel in the moment… Burn some myrrh and say what Mother Magic means to you, and why you're making your vows."

Before Iris could say anything, Dante held out another pile of myrrh, chuckling.

"Yeah, yeah, you all were right, shut up. Now where should I do it?"

"Anywhere not in the circle, darling".

The sixsome gathered around Iris as she knelt down on the stone floor, outside the range of the cushioning charms Daphne had set up for their rite and cuddling. She lit the myrrh with a spark of her fingers, breathed in deeply, and began to speak.

"Mother Magic… I know I've been cut off from you for most of my life, and I'm sorry, but I'm so happy that you're with me right now. Back with the muds, my life was completely miserable: I was in complete darkness, not just because of the cupboard, but because I was cut off from you. I wouldn't have lasted five more years before I killed myself, or them, or both. You saved me, Mother Magic, and I love you for it; ever since I've seen you, I've seen nothing but light."

"Today has shown me… well, it's been so, absolutely incredible, and I've never felt more loved or connected to others in my entire life. I want to spend forever in your arms, eternity in your embrace, if you'll have me. I already loved you before, as some vague concept, if that makes sense. Like, I loved that I had magic, and I knew that it saved me from the muds, but I never really understood what that meant until right now. I can see you now, hear you now, I can feel how you cried out for me in my torment, and rejoiced for me when I found my people."

"I want to feel your love the rest of my life, and for an eternity after, so I vow myself to you. I vow to never forget how you saved me, to always appreciate your gift and your love, to defend you and protect you, to love all your children the best I can, and to work every day to be worthy of your incredible, amazing love for me, my Mother. So mote it be."

Iris felt her soul lighten, and her inner sense of magic expand outwards, caressing the magic of her friends before fading away, seeming to sing in exultation. She collapsed into Blaise's arms, sobbing in happiness, while the rest of the sixsome stroked her and gave her words of praise.

Dante spoke up, voice suspiciously croaky. "C-congratulations Iris… you're one of us now. How does it feel to be a pagan?"

Iris pulled her head away from Blaise's shoulder with a massive, watery smile on her face: "it's… it's… I'm finally home.

Chapter End Notes

AN: So, did you like it? Title is based on Paul's conversion to Christianity on the Road to Damascus, where he was struck by a vision of Jesus that was so incredible and monumental, it completely changed his life. Fic rec is "With Strength of Steel Wings" by AngelaStarCat, another fic that deals with rituals and magical religions, and in my opinion the best of them. It's very long, but every chapter is excellent, with a completely original plot and magic system. I highly, highly recommend For an idea of what a ritual pattern looks like, think of transmutation circles from Fullmetal Alchemist "The Wave Sweeper" is the name of the Ship of the Bear, and equivalent to "Charon" in the Roman rite. It comes from the ship of Manannán mac Lir, the mythological Irish psychopomp (escorter of the dead to the afterlife). And yes, if you're wondering, the name of the Ship of the Bear in the Germanic Rite is "Valkyrie".

Let There Be Light! Pt. II

Chapter Summary

Oh no.

Chapter Notes

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It had been weeks since Samhain, and Iris still marveled at the new connection to the magic around her she could feel. Whenever she cast a spell in class, she could feel pinpricks at the back of her head as she poked and prodded magic to assume various forms.

For the first few days after the rite, Iris could barely stand it, but after around a week, it grew manageable enough where she could largely ignore it. She joined the rest of her friends in casting as little as possible in the classroom though, it just felt… wrong. Like she was twisting her spells to fit a broken mould, like she was wiping mud on something sacred. She was thankful that her new awareness of her own gift allowed her to make up the difference and still cast at her previous level, because she suddenly gained a very pervasive dislike of every spell she'd ever learned.

She now understood what Daphne meant when she called the Hogwarts curriculum "profane, arithmetic shit". Well, not the thing about arithmancy, but the rest of it absolutely. Iris couldn't wait for the winter break, when she could talk to Blaise and Dante about different ways to cast magic, because while the Hogwarts spells were manageable, it certainly wasn't something she enjoyed doing.

Even though her new, post-rite state caused her quite a few difficulties in her academic life, Iris wouldn't even consider for a moment going back on her vows. When she said she was aware of magic, she meant it. She could feel the voices of the rocks, the trees, the water, and almost everything in the natural world. She cried the first time she went out on Hogwarts grounds, as overwhelmed as she was by the incredible beauty of Mother Magic's domain. She was somewhat perversely glad that the artificial wooden furniture of Hogwarts felt like a void in the world, because she didn't know if she could handle constantly hearing the innumerable songs of nature. Just hearing the stones was enough.

And it wasn't just nature, but people as well! Well, certain people. She could feel her magic resonating with virtually all the Slytherins, a good deal of Ravenclaws and Hufflepuffs, and even a scant few Gryffindors, shockingly. It was like she had a whole new set of limbs, that constantly reached out and touched everyone around her, giving her the vaguest impressions of their mood and general character.

When she excitedly talked to her friends about these new sensations (oh and weren't her friends all so wonderful to feel!), they would always hug her, and start bursting with happiness that "she was finally one of them". She now knew why Theo didn't really see their friendship as a true fixture in his life until she converted, she wasn't even angry: being able to feel the other person's emotions added a whole new dimension to conversations. For one thing, she argued way less than she used to, at least with her brethren. She also found her talks with the rest of the sixsome made her even happier than they used to, as the happiness of the participants would resound and amplify off each other, until they were all laughing and play-fighting and cuddling.

Speaking of cuddling, she finally understood why her friends were always so physical with each other, and where it had made her uncomfortable before, she now joined in with gusto. She'd noticed Danny sending her glares whenever he noticed her holding one of her friends' hands in the hallway, or wrapping her arms around them in the Great Hall during a particularly happy moment. She loved the echoing feeling of their delight, and reveled in being the cause of it.

Taking her vows was absolutely the greatest decision she'd ever made in her life, Iris was sure, the only thing that she could even think of placing equal to it would be her decision to sit in Draco, Dante, Theo, and Blaise's train compartment.

Iris was startled out of her thoughts by a hand wrapping over hers, and a warm feeling of contentment saturating the auras of her friends.

"Iris," Dante asked from here he had grasped her hand in his, "is something wrong?"

"No…" she said, face breaking out into a huge smile, "I'm just… I'm just so happy I met all of you, honestly. I'm so happy I made such great friends, I'm so happy I converted, and I'm so happy I've finally feel Mother Magic's love."

Iris was going to pass out from her blush if the compartment radiated any more care and sweetness.

"Well Iris," Dante said, slowly beginning to stroke his thumb over the back of her hand, "don't worry, you're going to be in a whole new world of magic when we get to Blaise's manor. I mean, if you thought Hogwarts was incredible after your vows, wait until you find an actual house built and occupied by your brethren. It's breathtaking."

"Yeah…" Iris said, trailing off as she leaned into Dante's shoulder

"…wait, when did we actually decide I was going to your manor?"

The whole compartment radiated amusement. "We were wondering how long it would take you to notice" Draco said, smirking. "Blaise just kinda said you would, and you went along with it without thinking. We actually placed bets on when you'd realize what had happened. Blaise just won."

Iris glared but eventually melted under Dante's hair-petting. If anyone asked, she didn't let out a purr. She was nothing like a cat, shut up.

In what seemed like no time at all, the train pulled in to the platform, where the crowd of waiting parents began to eagerly try to spot their children in the compartment windows. She could see a crowd forming around James and Miriam, both looking like they enjoyed nothing more than soaking in all the attention. Iris retched.

After collecting her trunk, Iris followed Blaise and Dante to where she saw three figures standing, scrunched together. The first was a tall, willowy, pale woman that was very obviously Blaise's mother, but the identities of the other two, a shorter, olive-skinned woman and a stocky red-haired man.

"Blaise, Dante, how lovely to see you both again! Blaise's apparent mother said, wrapping them both in a tight hug. Oh, and you must be the 'Iris' I've heard so much about. Carmina Zabini, it's so lovely to meet you! Iris blushed as she was pressed into Carmina's considerable bust, easily visible due to her low-cut top. Blaise really did take after her… NO Iris, BAD thoughts. This is Blaise's mother!

Blaise's tall, busty, unfairly attractive mother…

Iris was pulled out of her contemplation when Carmina released her, placing a kiss on both cheeks that left Iris trying to hide her blush.

"H-hi ma'am, that's right. I'm Iris. It's n-nice to meet you too."

She thought she had gotten rid of that stutter! She shouldn't be nervous, this was just Blaise's mom, so why was it reappearing now of all times!

"Please, call me Carmina! Oh, and you simply must meet my bondmates! Iris, this is Valentina, Blaise's other mother, and this is Eamon, Blaise's father. I've been bonded with Valentina since before Hogwarts, and I bonded Eamon in our third year, after we'd been dating him since the second semester of our first."

"It is a true pleasure to meet a friend of Blaise's" Valentina said with Blaise's signature smirk, "she tells us so much about you, it is wonderful to see you face to face."

"Mother!" Blaise said, blushing.

Wait, blushing?

Oh Morgana she was so absolutely adorable. Iris wanted to make her blush like that every day of the week, and twice on–

Ok, no, not the time Iris. This is Blaise, who is your completely normal platonic friend, and most definitely not a girl you have a titanic, planet-sized crush on. Even if her cheeks did lighten up in the most–

In the most normal, completely ordinary way, that was nothing to get excited about. Wait, had she been staring at Blaise this entire time?

"Iris?" Valentina said, smirking. "Is something the matter?"

"Oh n-nothing Ms… uh, Valentina, I just got lost in thought."

"I'll bet" the red-headed man, Edmund? No Eamon said, sticking a hand out for Iris to shake.

"Names Eamon" he said in English, albeit with a strong Scottish accent, "'s brilliant t'see the lassie tha' Blaise admires sa much!"

"A-admires? O-oh I don't k-know about–"

"Nonesense lassie, dinnae blush! M'Blaise thinks ya hung the damn moon n' stars!"

"Dad, stop talking!" Blaise said, turning Iris away from the laughing ginger.

"Why?" he said, this time in Latin, "we both know it's true, don't we? You've got just–"

"That's enough love," Carmina said with a smirk, "I think we've teased them both plenty."

"Right, right", Eamon said, still grinning. "It really is nice to meet you though, Iris, I'm Eamon. I hear you're coming to stay with us for the Yule break?"

Iris nodded, still blushing to the tips of her ears.

"Fantastic!" he said, letting out a hearty laugh, "Cammy, Val, and I are gonna make sure you have the best first Yule of your life!"

"What have I told about using that abominable nickname in public, darling?"

"Ah, nothing dear, nothing!"

Carmina smirked. "Good. I'd hate for you to forget who's really in charge in this relationship."

Iris thought she might have imagined it, but she could have sworn that Valentina and Eamonn shivered in excitement.

Actually, what was she thinking? These people raised Blaise, of course they'd make comments like that in front of their kids. That actually explained a lot.

"Anyways Iris" Carmina said from where she was embracing Dante, "I do hope you'll enjoy our manor, it is ever so nice to have another guest over for Yule. It's a pity you couldn't join us for our… well, you know what, but the Hogwarts calendar seems designed to stop as much of that as possible."

Was this woman really… Oh, the Old Rites. Right. Nevermind about that other thing.

"So loves" she said, the corner of her mouth upturned like she knew exactly what Iris was thinking (actually, she probably did), "should we head off? The public Floo's just off the other end of the platform."

As the group turned to leave, Iris caught sight of perhaps the last people she wanted to see: James and Miriam Potter.

They were looking around, searching. Had they not found Danny yet? Wait no, he was right next to them, so who were–

"THERE!" James said, breaking out into a dead sprint towards her.

He stopped on a dime (whatever else she thought of James, he was an exceptional auror), and pulled his wand on Eamonn. "Take your hands away from my daughter, creatures, or I'll take them off for!"

Catching up along with the rest of the Potter brood, Miriam grabbed Iris's forearm and yanked her away from where Carmina had a hand on her shoulder.

"Iris, what in heaven are you doing, girl!" she said, switching to English, "I know Danny said you had fallen, but Vampires! We are going to have a serious talk about friendships when we get back home, young lady!"

"What!" Iris yelled, yanking her arm away from the blonde woman, "who the fuck are you to tell me who to associate with? Also, 'home'? If you think I'm ever going back to Potter Manor, you're more delusional than I thought!"

"Don't you dare take that tone with me young lady! It is completely improper for you to say such things! Where is this impetuousness coming from?"

"Where is it coming from?! WHERE IS IT COMING FROM? Let me tell you a little about my life Miriam fucking Potter. "

By this point, a crowd had formed, and the Zabinis had stepped back into it. She wanted to blame them, but she knew she couldn't. Anti-Vampire laws were incredibly harsh in Britain. James would probably be able to lock them up in Azkaban if he wanted, as a leading Auror. Also, Eamon was probably the only one who could follow the rapid-fire English, so it wasn't like there was anything they can do.

"I was raised in a fucking cupboard Miriam, a fucking CUPBOARD. I was forced to work, CONSTANTLY. From the age of FOUR they made me do all their cooking, and by five I was taking care of their entire garden! I spent all day slaving for their MISERABLE carcasses, and then they'd get home and work me all night too! My fingers were stained for years from all the industrial cleaners they made me use!"

"Excuse me? You're angry because of chores? You entitled little brat, Danny weeded the garden back at the manor, and you don't see him whining about it!"

"That's because Danny was raised by fucking MAGES, Miriam. MAGES. How long did it take him to weed the garden, a few minutes with some charmed tools? IT TOOK ME HOURS. By seven, I had to spend five hours a day in the blistering heat or freezing cold, wearing RAGS, cutting up my fingers on Petunia's fucking rosebushes! All the neighbors would see me starving out there, no food or water, and give Petunia a big pat on the back for 'working the degenerate out of her!'"

"Iris Potter did you just say ' mages'! Don't you dare use that type of vile language in my presence!"

"Oh, dare? I FUCKING DARE. You know why? Because my disgusting, fat, pig of an uncle BEAT me weekly, and tossed me into a moldy cupboard with broken arms! The only reason I survived was because of my magic! For fuck's sake, I thought my name was 'freak' until I was SEVEN FUCKING YEARS OLD, you BITCH! Why don't I like you? Because for twelve fucking years, you and your cunt of a husband abandoned me to live with a horde of FILTHY, ABUSIVE MUDS! "

SMACK*

Iris gaped in shock, her head ringing from James's slap.

"Don't", he said, voice furious, "don't you EVER use that word in front of me again Iris Dorea Potter. Don't ever use slurs, or dark language, or insults at me and my wife, or I swear to the Lord Almighty I will BEND YOU OVER MY KNEE AND TEACH YOU RESPECT MYSELF!"

Iris saw him shouting, saw the spittle flying from his mouth, saw his purple face and glaring eyes. But Iris didn't really see that. She didn't see that at all. Because while her ears were ringing, and her head was clouded, all she could see was a little girl in a cupboard, crying out when her uncle thrashed her bloody.

Then, she saw black.


When Iris awoke, she was lying on a soft red-and-gold bed in an unfamiliar bedroom, hearing voices quietly arguing outside her door..

"–you kidding? What you don't think I haven't thought of that monster defiling my daughter? I think of it every day, and I can only pray that she was able to hold on to at least that little bit of her will under its thrall. Wait, is she awake? Miriam, go talk to her, she probably doesn't like me much right now."

The door opened slowly, and Miriam, dressed in more casual clothes, stepped into the room.

"Iris, sweetie?"

Iris just glared.

"We're sorry we had that big argument at the train station, in front of all your classmates, but you have to understand that we were just worried. You changed so much since you fooled the hat, so suddenly, and we're afraid that the dark has been influencing you, even if you don't realize it."

"I mean, you're fraternizing with creatures, rejecting your brother's love, and I don't even want to know how little you've attended church! We want to keep you here this holiday, and remind you what a proper godly family is like, you you'll hopefully stop throwing this rebellious tantrum and come back to your senses, and to God's arms."

"Iris, do you understand?"

"Iris?"

"Do you believe me?"

"About what, Iris dear?"

"About what I said on the platform. Do you believe me about the filth you left me with?"

"…I think we'll revisit this conversation in the morning, alright? Your room will unlock at seven o'clock, and you'll be expected to join us for breakfast. We expect you to at least be polite and cordial, or you'll only be eating two meals a day from now on."

"Fuck you, blood traitor. Jesus can suck my changeling cock."

She was proud of that one, she'd picked it up from Dante.

Miriam took in and let out several breaths. "…Iris, I am trying very hard to control my temper right now, so please work with me. Breakfast, tomorrow, at seven. Be polite. Now Iris, good night, and I hope you use the rest to calm down and think about the choices you're making."

"Eat shit Miriam."

Miriam paused for a second, visibly holding back a comment, and then softly shut the door.

Iris got up and punched the wall and replayed the events of the past few hours over in her head.

How dare they, how fucking DARE.

She now knew that it wasn't legal for them to take her out of Hogwarts until her seventh year, so she could say all the things that simmered at the back of her mind, but she'd never had the courage to say before. They come to the doorstep of her prison, cheerfully telling her that they'd abandoned her for over a decade for her entitled shithead of a twin? Alright, Iris could live with that. She wouldn't move past it or forgive them, obviously, but in time, she would have managed to put them out of her mind, assuming they never contacted her again.

But to come up like nothing was wrong, and start trying to parent her like she'd never left their side? And even then, to tell her she was lying about the hell she went through every day of her childhood? Bully her, stop her from making her own choices, and lock her up in another prison when she disagreed with them?

That was unforgivable, equal almost to the Dursleys. James and Miriam Potter had earned Iris's complete, undying, vehement hatred, burning like lava in her veins.

Hogwarts, and making friends, had done a lot for her self-confidence, and she was ready to let loose on James and Miriam for every awful, horrific slight of theirs, against her or others. As long as they were in her presence, she vowed, they'd never know a moment's peace. That was the price of ruining her life.

If she couldn't have fun hanging out with Blaise and Dante during the break, she'd at least have fun torturing the bastards who let her rot in hell for a decade, and then came back and tried to rule over her like feudal lords.

Chapter End Notes

AN: I got the idea for pagans being able to feel each other from this week's recommended fic: Out of the Night by Raining Ink. It's perhaps one of the best portrayals of "dark but not evil" magic that I've ever seen, and builds a completely fascinating world and magic system out of vague comments in canon. For reference, Lily didn't experience any of the things Iris is talking about at the beginning of the chapter, because while she performed the Old Rites, she never actually took any vows.

The Eye that Mocketh

Chapter Summary

Iris spends some time at Potter manor, and has an interesting conversation. Please comment and let me know what you think!

Chapter Notes

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Iris's furious, magma-like anger lasted only a few days, settling down into a quiet loathing.

She would have yelled at the elder Potters until her face turned blue, but really, what was the use? It was so… Gryffindor, shouting out your feelings and intentions for all the world to hear, and having to agenda besides expressing whatever emotion you were feeling that day.

No, Iris was a Slytherin, and it was time she acted like one. They wanted to pretend like twelve years of abandonment and neglect never happened? She'd never let them forget exactly what type of hell they condemned her to, even for a moment.

This was a kidnapping—a group of strangers taking someone from where they belonged and imprisoning them somewhere else—and so she decided to treat it as such. She spent most of her day in Potter library, alternating reading some… suggestive material Dante had lent her at Hogwarts and legal texts relating to emancipation and guardianship rights.

Fortunately, the laws seemed on her side in this case. As the eldest daughter of a noble house, she was entitled to certain rights and privileges, which she had certainly not received at the Dursleys. Unfortunately, it wasn't nearly as many as the eldest son of a noble house would get, but they still existed, and because they did, the Potters lived in violation of almost every single one of them.

Adequate food, water, and shelter befitting a noble lady? No fucking way

A basic understanding of Latin, reading, writing, and basic arithmetic? Nope!

An education in the arts of women (sewing, flower arranging, etc.) so that she might one day make a home? A bit offensive, but hey, whatever works.

In fact, by the standards the Occidentian government had for the children of nobles, she technically didn't even have a childhood: her upbringing feel more into archaic rules dealing with servants than anything else, and even then, they were worse. If the magical world had ever had the type of massive chattel slavery the muds had, Iris thought there might be a few laws on the books for her situation, but since it didn't, there weren't.

There was something else she'd noticed too. James, Miriam, and the rest of the Potters, they were all just so… empty.

At least, that's the best way she could describe the emotional void they had in her new sense of magic. There were no emotions or impressions, or even vague feelings like there were in parts of the natural world. No, for all intents ad purposes, the Potters were the same as a desk or a chair: silent, man-made, and completely dead.

She thought she understood why Rells disliked hanging out with Nics so much, this was just… unnerving. Like talking to a slab of concrete.

Iris was drawn out of her thoughts be the creak of her bedroom door: Miriam was here for her daily checkup, right on time.

"Iris?" she said, her voice soft, like the one used to speak to a small child.

"Yes Miriam?" Iris said, her voice tired and mildly irritated.

"I waned to let you know that you'll be going to a children's group after Church tomorrow, and playing with some of the other young ones."

"I don't really have a choice in the matter, do I? But if you're honestly asking I'd rather not: your god wasn't there for me when I prayed for Vernon's beatings to stop, so I don't really have a huge amount of fondness for him."

Miriam visibly restrained herself: "I have to say Iris, your father and I both are disappointed in you."

"You and James are strangers to me Miriam. Not to be rude, but I really don't care about your opinion, I just don't know you. Not even factoring in the whole neglect and abandonment deal."

"Young lady, stop those horrific words right now! We both know you're lying Iris, so why on earth do you continue with this tantrum? Repeating lies often enough doesn't make them the truth. We are trying to bear your petty jealousy, but you are just making it so difficult! I know you're angry you didn't get to grow up a celebrity, but you should be thankful you didn't have any of the stresses of fame!"

"I don't want to be famous anyways, and your idea that I do is completely insulting. Even disregarding that, you love your fame, so you have no place to talk."

"Iris how dare you! You are our daughter, and by the Lord Almighty, you will start to act like it! If James and I don't see any improvement in your beliefs or temperament by the end of the school year, we will be forced to take drastic measures!"

"No Miriam, you won't. To you, 'drastic measures is grounding'. To me, it's having both my arms broken instead of just one. You can't threaten me after the hell I've been through."

"Will you stop it with this… this 'abuse' nonsense! I should have Danny come in here and tell you exactly how hard a magical childhood is, especially a famous magical childhood, so you can see how lucky you really had it to grow up with muggles!"

"What was Danny's seventh birthday like? I'm presuming a huge pile of presents, and a massive party? Do you know what my seventh birthday present was? I got clean the floors with bleach for twice as long, because 'freaks don't deserve nice things on their birthdays'."

Miriam continued to rant for another five minutes straight about duties and familial respect and dozens of other things she'd never been shown once in her life, until she eventually ran out of steam once she realized Iris had gone back to her book. Eventually, she just left with an angry yell, muttering something about "encroaching darkness" and "infecting" her "babies". Iris wasn't really paying attention.

A few minutes later, Iris was fully absorbed her novel, when she was startled out of Lady Bancroft's seduction of her shy handmaiden by the sound of feet walking across the library carpet. At first, she tensed up, thinking it was James, but then she realized the feet were war to quick and light to be him, or even Miriam.

She looked up to find, of all people, a blushing Cassie Potter standing in front of her couch, charms book shyly clutched to her chest.

"Yes?" she said, making sure to moderate her tone. Her hate was reserved for those who earned it, after all, and she truly couldn't bear Cassie any ill will for the family she had the great misfortune of being born into.

"I-I wanted to know if it was alright if I…" she trailed off into inaudible whispers.

Despite herself, Iris found herself fighting a smile. Oh Merlin, this was how Blaise felt when dealing with her, wasn't it?

Cassie seemed to gather her courage, and said out all at once: "iwantedtoknowificouldreadwithyouplease!"

"…"

"Y'know what? Sure. You deserve it after that."

Iris chuckled and went back to her book, spending the next hour, for the first time in her life, in the presence of a Potter who didn't immediately drive her to murderous anger.


Apparently, Cassie reading with her became something of a regular event. Whenever she could, Cassie would walk up to the couch opposite hers in the library and lie down, spreading out and reading whatever particular book she had decided to read. They almost never talked, only exchanging the barest of pleasantries, but still, Iris wouldn't deny that it was… nice.

Well, as nice as any day trapped in Potter manor could be, instead of spending it frolicking with beautiful, wonderful Blaise in her manor in Genoa, cuddled up on a couch next to a cooling charm, barely wearing anything but the barest of clothes…

Iris trailed off for a good fifteen minutes, able to dive into romantic daydreams without guilt now that she was out of the presence of her crush. Still though, "frolicking"? Dante's romance novels were starting to get to her.

"Umm… Iris?" Cassie said, speaking up for the first time in the past week.

Iris was so shocked at the sudden change of pace that she could do nothing but nod.

"S-so Iris, I j-just wanted to s-say… I believe you."

Iris just stared.

Cassie squeaked, and seemed to retreat even further into her seat: "I mean! I believe you about the stuff you said on the train platform I could tell from your voice you weren't lying and I'm so so sorry mom and dad weren't there for you and I'm–"

"Thank you."

"…w-what?"

"Thank you Cassie. You're the first Potter who's ever believed a word I've said. You're not nearly as bad as the rest of them."

"H-hey! Don't say s-stuff like that! Just because I believe you d-doesn't mean I think you should be hanging out with v-v-vampires! They're called d-dark creatures for a r-reason!"

"Cassie…"

"I-I mean, I get w-why you'd hat mom and d-dad, but t-that doesn't mean you should go p-put yourself in danger!"

Against her will, Iris snorted. "I assure you Cassie, the only thing I'm in danger of around Blaise is being embarrassed to death. What do you think we do together, plan evil satanic rituals where we drink the blood of virgins?"

"…"

"I mean, seriously, I don't even get why vampires have such a bad rap! They're mages, just like you and me, and they don't harm anyone."

"B-but don't t-they have to drink o-our blood to s-survive?"

Iris was about to storm back to her bedroom/prison in anger, but something in Cassie's expression made her pause. She seemed honestly curious, and not derisive or arrogant like her parents or elder siblings.

Iris honestly considered if there was a Potter she could make… less irritating.

"Actually Cassie, that's a common misconception" Iris said, smiling genuinely for the first time since the break started. "Vampires drink the blood of their bond-mate to survive, not any random mage on the street. They can actually feel the emotions of the people they feed from, so it wouldn't feel any good to take blood by force, even if they wanted to."

Cassie's stutter seemed to evaporate in the face of a puzzle she wasn't able to solve. "W-wait, but isn't that actually worse? Like, having a mind-controlled slave instead of a random person."

"What! Where on earth did you–… Fucking James."

"Hey! D-Don't talk about my dad like that! I know he and mom weren't great to you, but he's not a bad person!"

"Cassie I'm… well, I'm not sorry, because I really do hate your father, but I'll refrain from insulting him when we talk for your sake. It's not just for abandoning me to hell, by the way, I hate how he spreads these bigoted beliefs about people I care for."

Cassie glared—well, as much as someone as shy as her could glare—but seemed to accept that as the best she was going to get.

"I'm actually good friends with one of those 'mind-controlled slaves', and trust me, he's the furthest thing from a submissive pet you can be. He's a normal, everyday mage, and the vampire mate-bond only affects him as much as he lets it. It's a mutual thing that goes both ways, kinda like an emotional link. If Blaise was shitty to him, the bond wouldn't exist."

"I don't… that d-doesn't… Iris she has to be t-tricking you, she's a vampire!"

"Cassie, vampires are normal mages. They love, they hate, they feel pain and sadness and joy. They're no different from you or me. Go to Hogwarts, talk to some 'dark creatures', and then tell me if they deserve to be hunted down and slaughtered like your parents say."

"W-what! I don't want g-genocide!"

"Well, the people whose beliefs you're spouting certainly do. I'm just… I just can't stand how most sorcerers think that my friends, and everyone like them, aren't any better than wild animals. These people are my friends Cassie! They're not dark, or dangerous, or evil. They're just normal mages, trying to do their best for themselves and their brethren."

"Brethren?"

Whoops.

"Uhhh, y'know, their other fellow non-sorcerers. That's the term."

"Wait, aren't they all sorcerers? Are there vampires that aren't wizards and witches?"

"Oh, no, 'mages' is everyone magical, 'sorcerers' are magical humans."

"I've never heard that before, is that how dar–… your friends talk about us?"

"It's how I talk about us, Cassie. Don't forget, I'm one of 'them'. If Blaise and the rest of my friends get tied to a stake for not bowing down to the muds, I'll be right there next to them."

"A-Alright" Cassie said, dropping that line of thought, "let's say you're right, and that dark creatures are actually just an oppressed minority, like I hear about in the muggle world. Why would my dad do that? H-He's not a bad person, no matter what mistakes he's made with you. Why would society do this? Wizards and Witches aren't bad people, I know that. I'm friends with plenty of decent people, that would never support murder! Your idea that they're all bloodthirsty oppressors just isn't true."

"Mages…" she finally said, after a contemplative pause, "they can be bad. They can be awful. Christianity and the rest of those muddy religions hate us, they fear us, and they've turned us against each other. Every mage who believes in the muds' god gets infected by that awful taint. You may not think they're hateful, but that's only because you've been around the in-group your whole life. They all love each other, they just hate us."

"'Muds?!' S-See, that's why I don't believe you! You talk about tolerance and acceptance, but then you turn around and act just as bigoted towards muggles as you claim people like dad are towards your friends! Muggles are people too, and you can't just call them m-mud!"

"Cassie…" Iris said, frowning, "have you ever actually met a mud—fine, for the sake of the argument, a muggle—before?"

"Well… sorta? Dad and Mom tried to take us on this trip to muggle London to 'show us what they're working towards', or something, but they left pretty quickly after people started looking at us weird, and then…"

Cassie trailed off, realizing how weak her own arguments sounded.

"Well Cassie, I was raised by mu– muggles, and let me tell you, they are nothing like James and Miriam tell you they are. They were afraid of me, terrified of me, every single one of them. It wasn't just the Dursleys, it was everyone. I went to my teachers and told them what Vernon and Petunia were doing, and they just told me to stop 'disrespecting a pillar of the community'!"

"T-that doesn't mean all muggles are bad Iris! Just because the ones in your town weren't good people, doesn't mean they're all… evil or something!"

"You really think it was just my town? By some amazing coincidence, every single resident of Surrey just happened to be a uniquely terrible person, even by mud standards? We both know you're too smart to believe that."

"But why! Why would an entire town h-hate you, when you were just like them! It just doesn't make sense!"

Cassie's stutter had completely vanished by this point, as absorbed as she was in the argument.

"Cassie, you don't get it, I wasn't like them, I'm a mage. My eyes glow in the dark, strange things happen around me, and every mud could feel my aura whenever they were near me. They may not have known what I was, but some primal, half-forgotten part of their brain still feared me, back from the times when they knew what we were, and rounded us up like cattle."

"You may go out into a muddy street, and see muds smiling at each other and acting all normal and happy, but underneath that? They're fucking animals. Just like any animal, they're nice and sweet when they're happy, but the minute they get scared, or angry, or even mildly displeased, they try to maul whatever's disturbed them."

"You don't get it Cassie, the muds even treat each other like pieces of shit. You know what was in the news, almost every single miserable day I spent in that hellhole? Rape. War. Famine. Poverty. Hatred. Mass killings. The muds might act nice some of the time, but when things get tense, get heated, they fucking eat each other."

"Try reading some of their history. Whenever Dudley was trying to beat the living shit out of me, I used to hide out in the public library, because he'd never go there. I read all about the awful, terrible things the muds do to each other: pretty much their entire history is one giant orgy of blood!"

Cassie was speechless in the face of Iris's impassioned rant, and slowly turned back to her book, a thoughtful expression on her face. A few minutes later she looked up, pensively.

"I-Iris. Let's say that everything you say about muggles is true. Are wizards any better? We have jails and prisons too, full of all sorts of awful people. We can act bad when we get desperate, just like them. It isn't because they're muggles, it's because they're human, just like wizards and witches."

"It's 'mages' Cassie, at least respect your own people. And yes, to acknowledge your point, we can be. It shouldn't be like that though, it's not supposed to."

"I won't go and blame everything on the muds, because I know you wouldn't believe me, but I promise you Cassie, if you start appreciating magic the way you're supposed to… Circe, you couldn't ever harm another mage for as long as you lived. Anything else is just the mud that got flung all over us."

"That doesn't make any sense though! How can casting spells differently solve societal problems!"

"It's not– It's just–… Cassie, I can't talk about some things here, right in the library of the most rabid Nic in the prefecture. Come find me at Hogwarts, and then we can talk. If you're really open-minded, I'll show you what I mean."

"Iris! I won't participate in any dark magic! I was willing to give you a chance, but I can't if you're offering to do things like that!"

"It's not dark magic Cassie! What do you think 'dark magic' even is?"

Cassie paused, the wind taken out of her sails. She sat for almost thirty seconds in silence, formulating a response.

"I think… I would say that it's magic meant to addict you, meant to harm others. It's magic that corrupts your soul."

" Any spell can be harmful Cassie: you can kill someone with the basic levitation charm you learn in first year. Also, 'Corrupts your soul'? I thought you weren't big on all that Jesus stuff."

"Hmm… Alright, I'll concede that point, but you have to acknowledge that dark magic is addictive. If it was just like any other type of magic, you'd have dark wizards using all types of spells, but they don't: my dad's an auror, and I can tell you that dark wizards almost exclusively use dark magic."

Iris pursed her lips, and cast a few spells to make sure they were truly alone.

"I… I'd have to get back to you on that, in regards to the spellcasting thing, but in terms of basic… Morgana, I shouldn't be talking about this here of all places, but I'm talking about paganism, the type of stuff that doesn't even affect anyone who doesn't want to be affected."

Iris's eyes widened, realizing how close she'd come to revealing things that she most definitely should not want to reveal to anyone with the surname 'Potter'.

"I mean, I'm not a pagan! I'm not saying that! I'm just saying that if someone was a pagan, they aren't harming anyone, you know?"

Cassie looked unimpressed.

"Come off it Iris, we both know you're a pagan. What, am I supposed to be shocked? I know you're a Rell, Iris, that much is incredibly obvious from how you keep talking about 'our God' and 'our kind'. My mom and dad may not see it, but I do."

Iris's eyebrows jerked up, almost out of her control.

"And… you don't have a problem with that? If James or Miriam found that out, I think we both know what the response would be, so why not you?"

"I… I know my dad and mom always talk about how evil you guys are, but I just don't get it. I mean, don't get me wrong, I think worshipping magic is weird and all, but I don't see how just having a different religion means you're a bad person. Now, your beliefs about muggles are something totally different, but you aren't a bad person just for your religion itself. If… I-If we're being honest here, I don't really believe in Christianity, at least the type mom does. I d-don't know of anything that can't be explained by magic and logic; we don't need miracles."

"At least", Iris said, smirking, "we can agree on that, my dear half-sister."

The silence of their reading was much more comfortable after that, and Iris felt the huge burden on her shoulders lighten just a tiny bit.


A few day had gone by since Cassie and Iris's conversation, and once again, James and Miriam were trying to "reform" her.

"So Iris dear, I was thinking: we should go take a trip, as a family! I realized that Appleby actually looks lovely this time of the year, so I thought it would be nice for everyone to see where I grew up as a girl!"

They tried this every few days: invite her out on a "family" outing, where they'd just happen to run into a group of Gryffindor alumni, usually her godfather Sirius, or her honorary godfather Remus Lupin.

"Miriam, really, we're not a family. I'm a guest in your house, at best, so I don't understand why you keep trying to include me in things. I'm a girl raised by abusive muds, who doesn't really care for you or most of your family. You should find someone else to bond with."

Hey, spend enough time around Theo, any you learn a few tricks. Iris still couldn't replicate his droll, mocking tone of voice, the one that let the listener know he thought them barely more intelligent than worm underneath his show, but she thought she could do pretty well for herself in her own right.

"Iris! You will not speak to my wife in that tone! I am your father, and you will at least show some basic decorum when you live under my roof!"

"Is that an offer to leave James? Because I'll gladly take it, and go to Blaise's manor, where I'm supposed to be spending my break. And you aren't my father; the only man who could conceivably claim that title used to break my femur as a Christmas present."

As she continued to speak, James's face slowly grew more and more red, and when he spoke, his tone registered just shy of bellowing.

"Iris Dorea Potter, I have had just about enough of your tantrums! I swear to God, we are not going to back down on this today. You are going to socialize with your family tomorrow, or else."

"Or else what James, you'll kick me out? If you are, the pigs that raised me never let me run away when I tried, so at least you're winning on that front."

"No, or else I'll get out my rod, and teach you some respect."

Suddenly, Iris's whole world snapped into sharp focus. How could she have been so stupid! Just because James was as dull as concrete and shallow as Petunia's lawn, didn't mean he couldn't and wouldn't use physical force to get his way!

He had lulled her into a false sense of security for the past two weeks: her Dursley-honed senses were used to categorizing everything that wasn't constant abuse as being at least somewhat safe. Despite Iris's best efforts, she had grown comfortable in her jail cell; had fallen into a routine without even realizing it. Hell, she had started talking about muds and blood traitors to Cassie in the library yesterday! She needed to remember where she was: a prison, nothing more, nothing less. A gentler prison than the Number Four, to be sure, but a prison none the less.

Something in her face must have showed her panic, because a poorly-hidden shine of victory entered James's eyes. The only one at the table who looked at all concerned was Cassie. She could have been mistaken for ghost who'd died witnessing something especially gruesome and revolting: her face was pale, and her wide eyes were darting back between her father and estranged sister in horror.

Slowly, almost angrily, Iris jerked her head up and down.

"Fine James, you win. I'll go."

"Excellent!" Miriam said, clapping her hands together, "I told you James: spare the rod, spoil the child! I'm so excited to finally show you the town I grew up in!"

As Miriam excitedly planned a nice traditional family outing, Iris slumped in her chair, defeated. She had tried her very best, but no one could have endured twelve years of Privet Drive without having a massive, glaring weak point, and it seemed James had found hers.

Damn Dursleys.

Chapter End Notes

AN: Sorry guys, but updates are gonna be way less regular from now on. I'm shitty and I don't feel like writing because... I don't even know, to be honest. Title comes from Proverbs 30:17: "The eye that mocketh at his father, and despiseth to obey his mother, the ravens of the valley shall pick it out, and the young eagles shall eat it." I thought it was appropriate.

Side note, I keep wanting to title Potter family chapters after verses from the book of James, for obvious reasons, but I can't because James is actually one of the cool books in the bible. Like, it's five whole chapters that can be summarized as "eat the rich", it's great. James 5:1-5 is a valid gender. Fic recommendation is Mistakes and Second Chances by lisbeth00. It's an absolutely incredible fem!Harry fic with not-annoying time travel, amazing unique magic, and a realistic f/f romance! The MC, Helene Potter, is incredibly written, and is one of the most realistic-feeling protagonists I've read in a long while. Definitely check it out!

Beneath a Blanket of Cold Moss

Chapter Summary

I'm back baby, with two new chapters!

Iris returns from her winter vacation, and we build on Arithmantic theory.

Chapter Notes

See the end of the chapter for notes

Thankfully, James only managed to threaten Iris into two more "family outings" until the week was up, and break finally ended. By the end of it, Iris's furious, boiling rage from the platform was back, and she could barely stop herself from breaking into James's room and choking him every time he looked at her with those smug eyes and that half-patronizing, half-pitying expression.

Needless to say, when Iris got to Platform 9, she almost tripped over her green and silver scarf she bolted away from the Potters so fast. She rushed through the compartments of the train, trying to find that familiar shapes of her friends through the compartment windows, almost running tripping up several other students with her dragging trunk. At least she got on well with Cassie. The little sweetie even promised to write her over the semester!

Finally, after five minutes, she found her friends in one of the last compartments of the train, wrapped around each other on one of the benches.

Practically hurling the door open, Iris barely managed to hear their surprised and happy greetings before she threw herself into Blaise's arms, holding on for dear life.

"Oh Morgana, I'm so happy to see all of you! Blaise, Dante, I'm so sorry, I was really looking forward to spending the break with you, but James, that absolute bastard, decided to kidnap me straight off the platform! Do you know he threatened to cane me unless I went out with his wretched family on these disgustingly wholesome bonding activities? Mother Magic, I was a week away from shoving a knife into his ribs, jail or no! I swear–"

"Iris," Dante said, chuckling, "I think you're going to choke Blaise if you don't stop squeezing."

With a small "eep!", Iris shot back into the opposite bench, letting go of a flushing Blaise, and causing the rest of the sixsome to break out in laughter, their auras radiating amusement and happiness and their reunion.

Merlin, it was just so nice to be talking to actual people again, instead of human-shaped furniture! It was like she had lost one of her senses for the whole break, and now it was finally returned to her. Iris felt her shoulders unconsciously relax, as a subtle tension she didn't even know was present evaporated.

Taking a few deep breaths, Iris composed herself, and began to speak in a much calmer tone.

"Ok, sorry about that. But ugh, I was just so frustrated! James is an absolute cunt, and Miriam is actually somehow worse. Every day, before she would let me out of my room, I had to listen to her lecture me on piety and sin and whatever flavor of shit from her mud-book she had. Merlin, I swear if I have to hear the phrase 'temptations of Satan' one more time, I'm going to sacrifice Miriam to Mother Magic next on Imbloc instead of pine-wood."

"Iris…" Dante said, frowning, "you shouldn't joke about that kind of thing, you never know who could be listenin–"

"Wait" Draco cut in, "did you say "let you out of your room"?

The whole compartment went silent at that, their auras projecting a growing anger.

"Uh… yeah." Iris said, blushing despite herself at their show of protectiveness. "James and Miriam kept me in my room from six at night to seven in the morning with some sort of advanced locking spell."

Iris's flustered thankfulness slowly gave way to rage as she remembered James and Miriam's treatment of her over the holidays: "they kept trying to take me on these family outings, like the last twelve years never fucking happened! Then, when I told them to go fuck themselves, James threatened to c-cane me if I didn't go! I fucking hate him!"

Iris felt the others' love and concern wrap around her like a warm blanket, or a milder form of Blaise's allure. Slowly, she began to calm, and tried to focus on anything about her break other than the blinding rage that the elder Potters evoked in her.

"Actually…" she said, biting her lip—wow, she'd never heard Blaise cough before, was she sick?—"Cassie wasn't all that bad. She was the only one who believed me about my childhood, at least. We had this talk in the library, and she actually seemed kind of receptive to our views."

Dante shot her a skeptical look: "Iris, didn't you already try this whole 'conversion' routine with your Gryffindor mudblood?"

"Yeah," Iris said, frowning, "but I still feel like I have to try, you know? She's currently the only blood relation I'll consider acknowledging, I owe it to her to show her some true Magic. Also, less seriously, it would be such a coup to steal her out from under James and Miriam's noses!"

Settling in as the compartment laughed, Iris thought to herself that this was where she truly belonged.


Iris had a problem, a big one: Blaise was ignoring her. And the worst part was, Iris didn't know why.

She thought it might have been a fluke on the train, but no, Blaise was making a conscious, conspicuous effort to avoid flirting, teasing, or even talking to her, let alone being in the same room alone.

After she finally admitted to herself that she was attracted to girls in general, and very attracted to Blaise in particular, Iris's time around her best friend was wonderful and dreadful in equal parts. It was wonderful because she could finally allow herself to feel all the love and affection she had towards Blaise, and feel it reciprocated, but dreadful because Blaise's flirting took on a whole new dimension, riling Iris up more than it ever had.

When Iris had a chance to more closely examine Blaise's aura, she could detect faint notes of confusion and nervousness mixed with some other unidentifiable emotion, spiking whenever she glanced in Iris's direction. Strangely enough, whenever the rest of the sixsome saw Blaise attempting to clandestinely look at Iris, they radiated amusement, which confused Iris even further.

It would be one thing if Blaise had finally realized how Iris felt about her—and Iris was so glad it wasn't—but Blaise's shock and confusion had been directed inward, at herself, rather than at Iris. And even if it wasn't, that still wouldn't explain the rest of them. It felt like there was some joke that Iris wasn't in on, and it was causing her best friend in the world to almost completely cut off communication.

Was she… was she regretting their friendship? Iris didn't really think it felt like she was, but what other explanation could there be! She had talked to Dante, and he just told her to "give Blaise time, she's working some things out".

Iris didn't like that answer, not one bit, but she didn't know what else to do. So she (wo)manned up, put on a happy face, and tried her best to not feel hurt when Blaise pulled away from anything but the most bland of conversations.


"Good morning class!"

He wheeled out a whiteboard as the class greeted him, with the title "Translating Mathematics into Spellcasting"

The room began to eagerly whisper.

"Congratulations, class" he said in a dry tone, "today is the day in which we begin to learn the true theory of Arithmancy, and the theoretical basis which links it to spell development."

The whispers only got more pronounced after that announcement. Even Iris was feeling excited: they were going to learn how to create their own spells!

"However," he said with a sharp glare, "I would like to remind you that any practicing of spell development without supervision is not only highly dangerous, but grounds for a possible expulsion. I repeat: do not attempt to actually harness these theories, you are not ready."

The class had quieted.

"Well, now that we've gotten that out in the open, let's continue! Who can tell me why we've been studying and memorizing the formulas for various magical effects for the last semester? Ms. Granger?"

"Thank you, sir! Well, in order to actually apply the theories of arithmancy to aid in our spellcasting, we'll need to first know how to read and understand the formulas for spells! We've mainly been working on simple spells in our other classes, but by the end of the year, we're going to need to understand the theories and formulas in order to cast some of the more complicated spells. Oh, I'm so excited!"

"Indeed, Ms. Granger, I'd imagine you are. As Ms. Granger said, in order to understand anything about the spells you cast, or cast anything beyond the simplest of spells, you will need to develop the skills to read and understand spell formulas."

"However, that is merely one of two components when it comes to casting spells. This is the other."

"The difference" he said, walking over to the blackboard, "between formulas and spells is the same as the difference between words and ideas: one is a symbol representing a thing, and the other is that thing."

"Now, I'm sure the majority of you have figured that little bit out by now, studying the formulas as we have been, but that doesn't actually tell you how exactly to translate formulas to the magical constructs they represent."

"Can anyone tell me what this is?" he said, pointing to a strange-looking diagram on the board.

"How about… Potter."

"Slytherin Potter that is, not you Mr. Potter."

"Um… I'm not too sure professor."

"Oh really?" he said, quirking an eyebrow as Iris looked down with a blush.

"Pity, I've heard many things about your skills from other professors. Shame that they don't carry over to my subject."

Iris's mouth turned downward, turning into a full-on scowl when she realized Blaise was glaring at the teacher, but studiously avoiding drawing Iris's attention. What was going on with her?

"Can anyone tell me what this drawing here is a diagram of?"

"Yes, Mr. Ackerman?"

"Is it the mouth, sir?"

"Very good, Ackerman! Ten points to Gryffindor!"

The Professor moved back to the board, and began to label various small parts of the diagram.

"Now, the question remains: how can we translate formulas into spells? And what does the mouth have to do with it?"

"The genius of Arithmancy, my pupils, lies chiefly on a single discovery made by Bacon in his seminal treatise. He discovered that in order for unshaped magic to take on the shape of a spell's formula, one only had to 'coerce' using a focus."

The professor waved his wand, causing a glowing silver line to shoot out.

"Imagine this represents your magic."

The professor twisted his wand to the right, and the glowing line bent.

" This is what I mean by coercion. Using a magically-charged focus to poke, prod, and twist magic into assuming the correct seven-dimensional forms. We may only have room to 'prod' in our three spatial dimensions, but through the channeling of magic, we can actually use those three-dimensional movement to manipulate seven-dimensional shapes."

He motioned for several students to lower their hands. "Now, at long last, let's cover what this diagram of the mouth has to do with the subject. Can anyone tell me the two chief components of casting any spell?"

Most of the class raised their hands.

"Ah, Mr. Potter!"

"Yes sir, uh… wand movements and incantations."

"Yes, truly brilliant answer! Take fifteen points to Gryffindor!"

"That is correct class, the two chief components of a spell are the wand movements and the incantation. Knowing that, I believe it is quite obvious what the two 'prodding' tools of the modern magical system are."

"This", he said, slapping the whiteboard, "the human mouth. When magic is channeled through the body, it has the remarkable ability to use its moving parts to poke, prod, and manipulate magic into various forms, all using different movements of its parts. In other words… well, words."

"The second tool, of course, if your wand. It is a long, think stick, designed for maximum flexibility in the types of manipulation you may perform."

"So," he said, "how is it that we perform this manipulation? As Ms. Granger stated earlier, generations of Arithmancers have spent their lives making detailed equations to model the movements of the mouth in three dimensions, in every possible position, for every possible syllable. What she did not mention, however, is that arithmancers have created similar spell corpora for the equations of any and all wand movements."

"I believe many of you are beginning to see where this is going. In order to develop the incantation for a spell, the creator looks at the various parts of the formula for the spell, and attempts to match any elements up to a mouth-equation with a similar value. Then, in order to develop the wand movements, they will match any remaining sections of the spell to the various wand-movement equations. Yes, Ms. Granger?"

"Sir, why do we use the mouth movement equations, and then the wand movement equations. Is it just tradition, or is there a legitimate reason?"

"Excellent question Ms. Granger, take ten points for Gryffindor! You are indeed correct, there is no theoretical basis for the creation of incantations before wand movements, it's merely the method we will be using in this class."

"For professional arithmancers, the primacy of the incantation or the wand movement almost entirely depends on what the arithmancer desires the final form of the spell to be. Do they want the majority of the equation bound in the incantation, or the majority bound in the movement? This is called the 'word-heavy' vs. 'movement-heavy' distinction, and is one of the chief considerations used when creating spells."

"For example, most designers of charms spells prefer word-heavy spells, while arithmancers of transfiguration prefer their spells to be movement-heavy. Battle magics are often seen as a compromise between the two, with neither the wand movements or incantations being distinguishably long or short. Yes, Ms. Granger?"

"Professor, I don't understand, if precise incantations and wand movements are such important parts of spells, how can most professors perform their spells without them? I don't think I've ever seen a professor perform a spell with a full incantation and wand movement outside a practical demonstration for classes."

"Ah yes, I've been waiting for a month for someone to ask me that question. Thank you Ms. Granger, you've just lost me a bet with Professor Sprout."

Hermione flushed as the class chuckled. Iris turned towards Blaise to smirk, but saw the girl turned almost completely away from her. For once, her mood in Arithmancy had nothing to do with the Professor favoring the children from Nic families. Well, alright, it still had a lot to do with that, but Blaise being weird definitely wasn't helping!

She wasn't hurt, she wasn't.

The Professor continued: "But to answer your question, your Professors, myself included, are all capable of two skills called 'point casting' and 'silent casting'. Point casting is the decrease, or in some cases complete elimination of wand movements from a spell, and silent casting, as you could imagine, is the same process for the incantation."

"However, I assume that many of you in this classroom were already aware of that, and are in fact curious on how point and silent casting are even possible. Perhaps you even want to perform them yourselves. Am I correct?"

The majority of the Gryffindors nodded.

"Well then, I do hate to ruin your hopes, but I doubt that a single one of you would be able to point or silent cast until your fourth year, at least. Both skills require a deep understanding of the equations and constructs of the spell you wish to cast, but more than that, they require a refined control over your magic."

"For you see class, point and silent casting use a wizard or witch's own magic to poke and prod the magical construct of a spell, which, I assure all of you, is far, far more difficult than poking and prodding with wand and tongue. It takes a great amount of willpower, and a fine control of one's inner energies, which all of you lack."

"Most adult witches and wizards are only able to cast a few spells completely silently and without motions, and those are usually the simple, common spells they use almost every day. Fir the other spells, they may reduce the wand movements and incantations, but never entirely eliminate them."

He briefly glanced at Danny. "However, exceptionally powerful and talented wizards are able to cast almost every spell in the repertoire completely silently and motionlessly. In fact, the silent and motionless casting of battle spells is absolutely essential if one wishes to move past the lower tiers of dueling competence."

"Now," he said, once again taking his chalk to the board, "who would like to tell me the proper incantation for the basic cleaning charm?"

For Iris, the rest of the class passed by in a blur, with no really new or challenging information presented.

Chapter End Notes

I LIIIIIVVVVEEEEEEE!

I've been going through some really really bad mental health stuff this past year and a half, so I'm sorry I just suddenly stopped writing. But with the quarantine, I've decided to pick up this story again!

So much has changed in terms of my fanfic preferences, I don't even know where to start! First of all, I've actually started reading stuff from SpaceBattles and its sister sites, which HOLY SHIT is like a treasure trove of literally everything I love in fanfiction. I started on this chapter's fanfic recommendation, the 3 million word Young Justice fanfic With This Ring by Mr. Zoat, which is my new "best fanfiction of all time", displacing the Black Queen series. It has everything I love in a fanfiction, especially a superhero fanfiction: magic, technology, philosophy, religion, and an absolutely banging series of arcs.

The premise is that a DC comics fan is thrown into the S1 Young Justice Universe with an orange power ring. For non-comic fans, imagine a Green Lantern ring, but it's powered by greed instead of willpower, and has driven all of its users insane. And the MC still manages to slowly become one of the greatest living heroes, deriving a complete and coherent moral philosophy entirely based around avarice.

I can't overstate how absolutely bloody fantastic this fanfic is, it blows anything I've read previously out of the water by miles. The only fic I've read that can think to compete is the ASoIaF/GoT fic Purple Days by Baurus, and that's because it's 800k of some of the best-written prose I've seen outside prize-winning novels.

You read that right by the way, three million words. It's sixteen times longer than Deathly Hallows, only half-over, and craziest of all updates every single day.

Also! I've decided to start doing music recs as well as fanfic recs.

Title comes from the poem "Shi Nite Fusamu" by Saigyō Hōshi : "Dead, I'll lie forever / beneath a blanket / of cold moss / remembering what is learned / only from dew and dark stone" I think that accurately captures Iris's mood as this chapter progresses. This is one of the weaker titles (for one of the weaker chapters), not gonna lie. I have a doozy coming up though, don't you worry!

Music Rec: I've been listening to a lot of 100 gecs recently, they are absolutely incredible. The best way I could describe them is "weird twitter nightcore rap". For people who are unsure about that, I'd recommend "Ringtone" and "Stupid Horse" as their most accessible songs. If you like it, check out "Bloodstains" along with the rest of the album those two come from.

Primrose

Chapter Summary

It's finally happening!

Chapter Notes

See the end of the chapter for notes

Iris and the rest of the sixsome filed into the potions class with the other Slytherins, sitting on the opposite side of the room as their yearmates in Gryffindor. Iris made to partner with Blaise, but she quickly sat down next to Dante. Before Iris could work up a proper moping, Snape began the class.

"Students," Snape said from the front of the classroom, stepping up to the podium without introduction, "The day has finally come, the section of this class devoted solely to memorization and parchmentwork is over. Today, you will all begin brew your first potion."

Excited chattering swept through the room, as Snape stalked over to his desk. Iris tried to catch Blaise's attention, but she was studiously avoiding her gaze.

"Silence!"

"As you all know, potions-making is by far the most delicate of the arts you will be practicing in your first year, and consequently, it is by far the most dangerous."

"Mr. MacGowan! Why is this so?"

The Gryffindor brother of one of the 'light Slytherins' began to fidget in his seat.

"Um… is it because some ingredients are likely to explode if mixed wrong, sir? That's what we've been studying all those reaction tables for, right?"

"Partially correct, Mr. MacGoawn, but not sufficient, as the full answer is found on page fifty-five of your textbook."

The Slytherins giggled.

"Now, without opening their books to that page, who can tell me the answer?"

Hermione's hand shot into the air, before Snape had even finished talking. Iris scowled, not nearly over the fight that led to the end of their friendship. Why did it seem like every girl she had a crush on was destined to disappoint her?

"Ms. Granger!"

"It's because the various magical properties of the ingredients may interact poorly with each other, or with the stirring and heat regimens of the potion, sir. That's why you've had us study reaction tables for semester up until this point."

"Correct, Ms. Granger. Five points to Gryffindor."

"However", he said, beginning to pace the classroom, "there is one other reason."

"It is because as young and oftentimes foolish as you all are, many of you will be tempted to experiment with different ingredients and regimens, or to"—he sneered—"prank each other's potions by throwing in ingredients, or purposefully disturbing the stirring process ."

"The studying and memorization of reaction tables is not only to prepare you to adequately brew potions, as Ms. Granger said, but also to demonstrate to you why exactly this is such a poor idea."

"Malfoy! What happens when one is to mix porcupine quills with doxy eggs?"

"At what heat, sir?"

"Very good answer Malfoy, take fifteen points to Slytherin. Assume at a low heat."

"Well sir, the ingredients would turn into an acidic mixture, and dissolve the cauldron, along with whatever was under it."

"Correct. Mr. Longbottom! Why does this effect happen?"

"Um, because doxy eggs are poisonous, and porcupine quills are protective?"

"Why is that relevant?"

"And uh… and that means that they don't mix well, because poison and protection are contrary to each other!"

"Correct, Mr. Longbottom, take five points for Gryffindor."

"Greasy git" Iris heard Danny loudly whisper from his seat at the front of the classroom.

"It seems," Snape said, pointedly ignoring Danny's sniggers, "that most of you, at least, have studied the necessary background information. Congratulations."

"Do not be relived just yet," he said, with a slight sneer, "I absolutely guarantee that in this very class, at least one of you will attempt some improper mixture or mistaken stirring which would cause most… undesirable results. If this unlucky student is you, you will quickly find yourself writing a twenty-inch essay on your mistake, and the methods you could have used to correct it."

"Potions making is dangerous, children. That is why you have all waited for so long to begin your practical work, in comparison with many of your other classes. I know many of you find me intimidating, or strict, or whatever other childish insults may pass through your undeveloped brains,"—the Slytherins snickered as he looked at Danny—"but I assure you, that when my vigilance and attention are saving your life from an ignorant mistake, you will be thanking whatever deity you pray to that I am so attentive to your errors."

"Now", he said, "I believe it is time for us to begin our first practical session.

He waved his wand, and a set of instructions titles "The Herbicide Potion" shimmered into existence on the board


"Psst, Neville. Should I turn the heat off before dropping in the bile?"

Iris could hear Danny's whisper from the row in front of her.

"I can't see your potion mate, what stage are you on?"

Danny squinted his eyes at the board, and then frowned at his muddy-brown potion.

"I just added the Alyssum petals"

"Jesus Chr–!"

"Ah, Mr. Potter, I would highly advise against dropping your ladle"

Danny stilled, and slowly turned around to look up at Snape's looming figure.

"Why not, Sniv– oh sorry, sir."

Snape just quirked an eyebrow.

"It seems as if someone hasn't been studying their reaction tables, Mr. Potter. Congratulations class, Mr. Potter seems to be today's lucky winner. You've all just witnessed your very first averted explosion. I've heard he has a proclivity for such things."

Danny paled, and then flushed with anger as Snape's final comment registered.

"Could you tell me Mr. Potter," Snape said, turning his head to partially look at the class, "why exactly you felt you should have added fire salamander bile at this stage of the potion?"

Danny flushed further, scowling at the Head of Slytherin.

"I don't know, your instructions were too small, Death E–… sorry, Professor."

Most of the class looked at Danny in confusion, bordering on shock.

Snape just looked unfazed.

"Ah, well then, who can tell me why Mr. Potter shouldn't have added the bile?"

Hermione's hand shot up in the air again.

"Ms. Granger, you believe you can?"

"Yes sir! Well, the fire salamander is, as the name suggests, a creature of fire. Therefore, any of its body parts will react incredibly violently in the presence of almost any heat in a cauldron! This is because–"

"Correct Ms. Granger. Ten points to Gryffindor. Let's save the rest of the explanation for… How about Ms. Potter? Can the Slytherin twin tell me why Fire Salamanders are considered 'creatures of fire', as Ms. Granger put it?"

"Besides the name, obviously." he said, when Danny was about to open his mouth.

Danny's crimson face just turned even splotchier.

What was…

Hey, that's right, Iris remembered the answer to this! It was in…

Oh.

This was going to be beautiful.

"Well sir" Iris said, smirk becoming positively Blaise-worthy, "I don't recall salamanders from any of our textbooks, but I do remember them being a central plot-point in the 'Boy-Who-Lived Adventure Novels'. I believe that they were said to be able to regenerate by walking into flames, a property the Danny Potter character used to save one of his friends when they were grievously injured."

Danny's expression turned murderous as many of the Gryffindors fixed him with confused expressions, some even breaking out into whispers.

"Ah yes, I recall those novels. I assure you, Mr. Potter, that in your twenty-inch essay, you may not use your… ahem, 'lived experience' as any sort of reference. I do not accept sources of dubious veracity, after all…"

Dante, Iris's partner for the lesson, was almost vibrating with restrained laughter.

"Now that the class has elucidated a portion of your error, Mr. Potter, would you share with us why exactly your potentially lethal decision was, indeed, potentially lethal?"

"Fuck you, you slimy bastard!"

The whole class, even the Slytherins, stared at Danny in complete stupefaction.

Snape finally smirked.

"Oh, Mr. Potter? Do go on. I assure you, your words will most likely never compare to the numerous insults your father and his associates hurled at me during my own years of schooling."

The Slytherin's shock very quickly turned into glee: Snape had a reputation for never showing amusement in his classroom.

"Oh really? I think my dad went to easy on you, you slithery git! You were a dark wizard even back then, from what he's told me, but you're obviously an even darker one now! Just where do you get off, thinking you can attack the Boy-Who-Lived in front of a crowd of Lions!"

Unfortunately for Danny, the rest of the Gryffindors weren't brought up from a young age with stories of the heroic Marauders defeating the evil dark wizard Snivellus. They weren't raised in a house where "Snape" and "shit" were almost synonyms. They hadn't even fostered a minor academic resentment of the man as one of Hogwarts' strictest professors, as most of that legendary strictness came during the brewing sections of the class.

Whoops.

"You think you can just get away with being all evil in your classroom, under Grampa Dumbledore's protection?" Think again! My dad and uncles vanished your clothes in the Great Hall, but I'll do worse! I'll burn all your clothes, and let the whole world see your Dark Mark, Death Eater! I bet you let Voldemort fuck you up the ass every day!"

The class gasped.

Snape stared, and rolled up both his sleeves, showing two bare forearms, and quirked a single eyebrow.

Danny just got redder and splotchier, and his voice raised to a high-pitched shriek.

"You fucking PRICK, how DARE you hide your evilness in this class! I'm the Boy-Who-Lived, I could get you kicked out of this school with a snap of my damn FINGERS! I'll prank you so hard, you won't even remember your own NAME you bastard! I'LL RUN YOU OUT OF YOUR FUCKING DUNGEON! LIONS, WHO'S WITH ME!?"

With that, Danny turned around, he expected a horde of cheers and applause, and a furious crowd ready to storm out of the evil Dark Lord Snivellus's classroom.

Instead… well, at least he got the "furious" part right.

The shock-white faces of his housemates really did contrast awfully with the enraged red tinting their cheeks, Iris thought.

"300 points from Gryffindor for your tantrum, Mr. Potter. And because I know your 'Grandpa' will reimburse you for most of them, let's say… detention until the end of the semester, hmm?"

With that, Snape turned on his heel and swept past the still-gaping Danny.

"Now class, shall we continue?"

The Slytherins burst into laughter.


"God, did you see the asshole's face when he turned around! It was like he learned that Santa isn't real!"

"I know! I could swear he was about to faint in shock by the end of the lesson!"

"Wait, what's a 'santa'?"

"Oh, it's a mud thing Draco."

"I know, but what is it?"

"Doesn't matter, did you see his face!".

"Oh Merlin, look at him! He looks like he's seen a ghost!"

The only ones who would walk near Danny as he stumbled down the hallway to him were Ron Weasley and Neville Longbottom, and even they were shooting Danny slightly fearful and angry glances.

Danny's actions hadn't caused Gryffindor to drop out of the race for House Cup, as true to Snape's prediction, Dumbledore had given Danny back 250 of the 300 points. However, this actually caused most students to dislike him more, as evidenced by the constant glares and mutters of favoritism being thrown at him by even his own housemates.


The evening of his embarrassment in potions class, Iris had left the Slytherin common room, going off on her own to mope and complete her work in the library. Unfortunately, at the same time Iris just so happened to be walking back from the library, brooding over Blaise's cold shoulder, her twin was going on a rampage.

Over the past few hours Danny had moved from denial, and straight into anger. Cursing and yelling at anyone who wronged him even slightly, the Boy-Who-Lived was sitting with his friends and ranting about all the injustices he had to suffer. Whatever you might say about Danny's friends, they were exceptionally loyal to their leader (as well as a bit dim), and so soon Ron, Neville, and Seamus had abandoned their books, and were ranting and stirring each other's anger over every imagined slight by someone in green and silver.

After supper, they stalked through the hallways, spitting vicious insults, diatribes, and the occasional prank spell at anyone and everyone even remotely associated with Slytherin house, and even some notable non-Slytherin Rells.

Fantastic, Iris thought to herself as Danny stormed over, her shitty week was about to get even shittier. Hell, why not make a party out of it, and invite Hermione to lecture her about "dangerous creatures" too? Just to complete the angst-set.

"YOU!" Danny yelled, stopping her in her path.

"You UTTER… Ugh!" Danny yelled, stopping so close to her she could smell his harsh, stabbing breaths.

"Mom and Dad did everything they could to try to include you in the family and you threw it back in their FACES! Do you know how miserable Dad was whenever you were cooped up in the library, avoiding him? You're such… such a fucking brat!"

Iris saw red, all the cumulative frustrations of the past few weeks seeming to well up inside her.

"A BRAT? A BRAT?! If anyone's a brat here, it's you! I bet you can't even take a shit without giving someone an autograph to wipe your arse! What, are you so angry because you're constipated, because your fanclub all abandoned you after potions? Morgana, I was starved and beaten for twelve years, and I think I'm more well-adjusted than you!"

Shen was going to tear her spoiled, arrogant, mud-loving brute of a twin a new arsehole, even if it was the last thing she'd ever do.

"How DARE you, you utter BITCH! Do you know how much of a burden my fame is!? I can't even go to a restaurant without a crowd swarming me! No, you don't know, because you grew up with a family of nice muggles you're trying to throw under the bus for your new dark friends!"

Oh boo hoo, the poor celebrity has to shake hands with the masses. The Tigris and the Euphrates couldn't contain her tears.

"Circe you are just so fucking BLIND! You won't let anything taint your precious muggles! You insist those barbarians are angels who can do no wrong, even when that wrong is staring you directly in the face!"

"You can't blame them for that, you know that was to keep you safe! Besides, I thought you'd moved past that and forgiven them! OR you had, until you started hanging out with those fucking creatures! You're better than this, you forgave them, you understood, until you started acting all dark and angry!"

Iris took a step back, breathing in deeply.

"Understand this, Danny Potter. I never forgave them, never understood. I went through twelve years of hell, and they never even once APOLOGIZED! James and Miriam Potter are COMPLETE and UTTER CUN–"

" docufah tavdufcag bic qaron biwi!"

Enraged by her treatment of figures who he saw as an Aunt and Uncle, Ron slashed his wand at Iris knocking her back three feet, horns starting to sprout from her head.

Damn, that hurt! God, did she break her arm? Oh shit, that's bone! She hadn't been hurt like this since…

Since…

Oh no…

"You burnt this on purpose, didn't you, freak!"

Since THEM.

"Lazy, filthy monster! Your mother should have aborted you!"

Iris was trying to stand up, but her hooves kept slipping against the onslaught of spells. Wait, hooves? When did she get those? Doesn't matter, she just got hit with a banisher, and she could feel her nose breaking.

"Little cunt! Do you know how much we spent just to keep your filthy carcass alive?!"

She needed to calm down, to run away, to spit back a taunt at her twin, to do anything but sit and curl up into a ball!

"Hey Potter, bet you can't outlast all of us with your freaky fast legs! Run away, little freak, I'm coming!"

But Iris was too hurt, to tired, in too much pain.

She couldn't do anything but wait for the pain to end.

Distantly, as she felt the flow of curses stop, she could hear Seamus yelling at Danny and Ron in a panic, making plans to use the cloak to leave her outside the hospital wing.

It didn't matter though, because all Iris could see was darkness.


Iris snapped awake, her head ringing with the taunts of Danny and Dudley, mixed together by her panicked brain.

She almost tore a ligament in her neck whipping her head around, but she had to see that she was away, that she was safe, that she was–…

In the hospital wing, apparently.

Thankfully, Danny, Ron, and Seamus were nowhere in sight. In fact, she thought she could vaguely recall–

OH SWEET CIRCE SHE WAS IN THE HOSPITAL WING.

Iris's panic returned with a vengeance as her mind finally registered her location, and remembered exactly what had happened the last time she'd been laid up in bed.

Thankfully for Iris's heart, Dumbledore wasn't around, but Iris knew that HE COULD BE HERE ANY SECOND OH MOTHER MAGIC PROTECT HER SHE WAS–

Ok, ok, she had to calm down, and get out of bed. Well, at least get calm er; this panicking wasn't helping anything. She had to think, think, think. What if Dumbledore got concerned about her, because of whatever strange reason he had for his preoccupation with her life? Would he consider an prank-related injury worthy of his attention? Iris knew he hadn't been there when she went to get a potion for her period cramps, so there was obviously some threshold for his attention. Alright, so step one, assess the damage; step two, figure out what Dumbledore's likely response would be.

Iris could tell that she was only barely hanging on to her veneer of calmness. Her brain was firing at a speed that would put running unicorns to shame: all of her analyzing was done in the time it took her to rise from her prone position and dangle her legs off the edge of her bed. She felt like she was an observer in her own body, a ghostly puppeteer directing the actions of a marionette.

Right, so injuries. At least these instincts were old and well-used from her time at her relatives. She felt completely fine now, but she could remember that she had most likely come in with a concussion, and several bruised ribs from the banishing curse (bruised, not broken: she'd never forget what the latter felt like).

Regular injuries probably wouldn't merit Dumbledore's attention, there was nothing unique about them, nothing to learn that he hadn't already learned from other exams. She started hyperventilating as she wondered about her unusual injuries from Danny's "prank" spells?

She remembered feeling antlers on her head, and hooves instead of hands, would either of those merit a visit from the Headmaster?

Hooves first. There was nothing special about her hands, so that was out, but he might be interested into the effects of human transfiguration on her, if her physical body (ew) had something to do with his interest. She couldn't think of anything which physically distinguished her from any other changeling, so she didn't think that was why he was so creepily involved in her life. However, it wasn't outside the realm of possibility: he was a master of transfiguration after all.

Now Horns. Right, what's special about the horns? Same deal as the hooves in regard to human transfiguration: unlikely, but not outside of the realm of possibility. There was nothing special about her forehead eith– HER SCAR CIRCE WHAT IF SHE RUNS THE SCAN AGAIN AND DUMBLEDORE COMES BACK AND HE BRAINWASHES HER AND–

Oh SHIT this was BAD THIS WAS REALLY BAD FUCK DANNY AND FUCK HIS BEARDY PEDOPHILE PSEUDO-GRANDPA FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK SHE WAS DEAD SO DEAD OH BLOODY FUCKING GILGAMUS SHE WOULD FORGET BLAISE AND ALL HER FRIENDS AND HE WOULD LOOK IN HER MIND AND FIND THEIR SECRETS FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK FUCK FUCK fuck… fuck!

Gasping, Iris managed to slowly reign in her terrified thoughts. Mother of MERLIN, she needed to get a hold of herself! She wouldn't be of use to anyone like this, having a panic attack in the hospital wing would be as good as handing herself to Dumbledore's spells on a silver PLATTER MORGANNA SHE WAS GOING TO BE WIPED AWAY AND SENT BACK–

NO! Calm down, breathe!

She needed to calm down, to think, to be comforted, to heal, to cry, to–…

She needed Blaise.

And without another thought, Iris had dashed out of the hospital wing, not even noticing her torn and ragged clothes, or the bruises that bloomed like ugly violets all across her body.


Iris burst past the common room door, eyes roving the couches for the sight of her best friend. Unfortunately, Blaise wasn't sitting on any of the numerous couches in the room, making Iris tear up the staircase to the girl's wing, and bang on Blaise's door.

"Iris?" Blaise half-yawned, opening the door in her nightdress, "is something the matter?"

"BlaiseI'msosorryforwhateverIdidohMerlintheygotmehe'sgotmeohMerlinohMerlinpleaseforgivemeI'msosorryIlo–"

Iris's frantic stream of thought was cut off by the sensation of soft, feminine arms wrapping around her, and the warm, familiar feeling of Blaise's magic.

"Shhh, shhh," Blaise cooed, pulling Iris onto her bed, "what's wrong darling? You're safe now, here with me, can't you feel it?"

She began to stroke her finger through Iris's hair. "So warm, so safe, so secure. I'll take care of you, I'll treasure you, I'll love you, no one will ever hurt you here."

"You're my treasure Iris, do you know that? I care about you so much sweetie, don't know you? And not just me either: Dante, Draco, Theo, Daphne; all of us care about you so much, we'll defend you, and protect you, and give you all the warmth and affection you deserve."

As Blaise cooed and stroked her fingers through her hair, Iris slowly began to calm down from her panic, Blaise's allure like a anesthetic for her panicked mind.

"Do you hear that, sweetie?" Blaise said, moving Iris head to her collarbone, right over her heart.

Slowly, Iris nodded, sniffling and hiccuping.

"That's my heartbeat Iris, I was you to count each beat, can you do that for me? One, two three… Count along with me."

Iris thought that just about anything would be better than remaining in her own head right now, so she nodded again, burying her face further into Blaise's loving embrace. Alright; don't think, just count.

Just count.

One…

Two…

Three…

Four…

Five…

Six…

Seven…

Eight…

Slowly, Iris's sobs and sniffles died out, and her panic was replaced with a pleasant warmth. This was the first time Blaise had used her allure on her since Samhain, and she could swear the effect had actually gotten more comforting. The combination of feeling Blaise's overwhelming love through her allure and her aura was pure bliss.

Wait, "love"?

With her improved ability to connect with Blaise through her aura, Iris could sense that the feelings radiated off of Blaise were… different than what she had felt from her other friends. In fact, the only time she could recall something remotely similar was when Blaise was cuddling with Dante…

Huh.

Definitely coming back around to that once this crisis is over.

Regardless, the combination of her tentatively-giddy train of thought and Blaise's affection (both physical and magical) was enough to switch Iris's brain away from the pure gibbering panic she had felt in th–… the Hospital Wing.

She slowly grew aware of the outside world, her mind coming out of the pleasant, detached state imposed by Blaise's aura.

Huh, Blaise was still stroking her hair and muttering to her.

And head was right on… doesn't matter now, but she's coming back to that later too.

As Iris began to shift from her supremely comfortable position, Blaise took her hand out of her hair, to Iris's mild disappointment.

"You back with me sweetie?" She said, smiling down at Iris.

Merlin, she was radiant.

"Iris? Do you want to talk about what happened"

Shocked out her thoughts by the question, Iris flinched, which led to Blaise squeezing her tighter, and starting to stroke her hair again.

…If anyone asks, that wasn't why she started talking, no siree.

"I-I was w-walking back from the l-library alone, and I saw Danny and his friends and he was so angry and they started cursing me and–"

Blaise's hand drifted down to cover Iris's mouth as she began to ramble.

"Breathe, darling, just breathe… Focus on my heartbeat…"

One…

Two…

Three…

Four…

Hah, that's better.

"R-right" Iris said, letting out a great breath, "I was walking back from the library, a-alone, when Danny and his goon squad came up to me, ranting and raving. H-He said that I was a brat, and that I was purposefully hurting James and Miriam, because my 'dark friends' corrupted me."

Blaise let out a light chuckle, and despite herself, Iris's lips quirked into a grin.

"I know, right? It was ridiculous."

"What happened next, darling?"

"Well, I basically told him to go fuck himself…"

"…That all?"

She could almost feel Blaise's eyebrow quirking in amusement.

"I told him that he couldn't take a shit without his fan club wiping his ass, and that he must have been angry because they all abandoned him, so he's constipated."

Blaise started to giggle, and Iris joined her: it really was a funny insult. After a few minutes, they calmed down, and Iris began to tell her story again, mood rapidly turning somber.

"Well… Uh, then, they started casting all sorts of spells at me"

Iris could feel Blaise's arms tighten around her protectively.

"So Weasley started off with a spell that threw me back, and made me sprout antlers." Iris sneered. "I'm sure he learned that 'hilarious prank' from James."

"Then., they just kept casting and casting all these 'prank' spells: I remember that my hands and feet had been turned to hooves at some point… Then, one of them just s-started pounding me, hitting me with banishers until I bruised my ribs and broke my nose... Blaise I flashed back to the D-Dursleys, I couldn't move, I couldn't s-speak, all I could see w-was them, what's w-w-wrong with me!!!"

As Iris broke down into sobs once again, Blaise's arms tighten around her to an almost painful pressure, and her jaw was clenched with tension.

"There's nothing wrong with you darling, it's them!" she spat. "It's Danny that's responsible, him and those monsters!"

Quickly, the rest of the story fell half-choked from Iris's mouth, before she could completely break down again.

"M-Merlin Blaise they t-took me to the H-Hospital W-Wing! I k-kept thinking that D-Dumbledore would come in and try to wipe my memory like the last time and then I realized there were antlers on my forehead and that's where my scar is and he brainwashed Pomfrey last time because of it and Merlin Blaise I was so terrified!" At this point Iris trailed off, her frantic babbling dissolving into sobs.

A few minutes later (and with some judicious application of Blaise's allure), Iris had calmed down enough to where she tried to move the conversation onwards.

"Anyway, so then I came to find you, and now here we are." she said, snuggling deeper into Blaise's loving embrace.

Blaise stilled.

"…why?"

"What do you mean?"

"Why did you come straight to me, and not to anyone else? I'm not powerful enough magically or politically to protect you from the Headmaster, why not go to Snape? Or Draco? Their family has more than enough money to protect you."

Iris thought for a moments, sniffles trailing off, and then responded: "I don't know, I guess because out of anyone you make me feel like I'm safe and secure? I just wanted to feel protected…"

Blaise hummed in affirmation, a small mote of happiness sparking in her aura.

For the next few minutes, Iris just luxuriated in Blaise's embrace, melting under her hands stroking her hair. She was right, Blaise really did make her feel safe. Blissfully, she snuggled deeper into Blaise's arms. Blaise had mostly turned down her allure, but Iris could still feel affection and adoration radiating from her aura. It almost felt like when she was looking at–"

Suddenly, Iris realized that something in Blaise's room was off.

"Wait!", she said, startled, "where's Dante? Don't you two share a room?"

Strangely enough, Blaise actually blushed, bringing an adorable shade of red to her marble-colored cheeks.

"He's… Um, he's staying over with Daphne…"

"Blaise, are you telling me that they didn't want to sleep with you? Morgana, are they completely mad?"

Shit, that slipped out. And Blaise definitely noticed.

"No, no! It was me, I… wasn't in the mood."

"Wait, what? Blaise, is everything alright?"

"Oh, nothing…"

"You can tell me! You do so much to comfort me; I lo– care about you too, I want to repay the favor!"

Blaise's eyes seemed undecided on whether to look at Iris or the ground, switching back and forth with every second.

"No, no, it's… well, Dante said I was 'brooding', and had to 'figure myself out'. I don't know, it was ridiculous, I've just been thinking about something."

Blaise's blush had spread to her whole head now.

…Wait, what was that thought she had put aside coming down from her panic attack? Blaise's aura? She could still feel some of those same feelings now, mixed with a healthy dose of embarrassment, guilt, and even a swiftly growing spark of hope.

Wait, hope?

Was she right? Did Blaise really…

"Wh-what were you thinking about?"

"Oh, j-just that… There's been someone I really admire, and I think recently my feelings for them have grown to something… beyond friendship."

Iris was startled out of her thoughts by the sudden realization that Blaise's face was very, very close to hers indeed. Was she always sitting here?

"I know she's attracted to me physically, but I was so scared that she wouldn't want an actual relationship."

"Isn't… Isn't that what you normally like in a partner?", Iris said. They were both barley whispering at this point, Iris felt like she had been transported to some special location outside time and space. Her whole world was this room, just her and Blaise. Alone. Together.

"Yeah, normally, but this girl… She's something special. It would break my heart if she didn't… didn't love me like I love her."

Was someone playing the finale of 1812 Overture? Wait no, that was Iris's heartbeat. Beating that fast and strong has to be unhealthy.

"Why… why do you love her?" Iris breaths were coming short, like little huffs that she could see ruffling the hair hanging down around Blaise's face.

"Well… she's been through so much in her life, stuff that would break me a dozen times over… But y– she survived! She's still such a sweet and loving person, even though the whole world was against her…"

Iris could feel Blaise's breaths on her face, hot puffs of air caressing her cheeks.

"She isn't a wilting flower either… I've seen y– her grow from someone that could barely speak without stuttering, to a brave, wonderful, kind girl, who has a heart big enough to love the whole world, to accept me and my mate and my friends without reservation, when she had every reason in the world not to, and the pureness of heart to stand up for us even when she's terrified."

"She… She sounds like quite the girl…" Iris said, heart beating out of her chest.

Blaise's gaze was flicking back and forth between Iris's lips, and her eyes.

"Yeah… you are…"

And then suddenly, Blaise was kissing her, and Iris's whole world was pure bliss.

Iris considers herself someone that doesn't put much stock in common romance tropes. Or rather, she didn't, because right now the feeling of Blaise's petal-soft lips on hers were proving all of them true.

It was like the world had stopped turning, but also started spinning out of control. Iris felt hot and cold, fireworks and butterflies throughout her entire body. Her mind was a neverending torrent of pure sensation.

Blaise's skin was even softer than in her dreams.

She could feel the tiny, invisible hairs on Blaise's cheeks brushing her hands.

She couldn't figure out what to call the exact taste of Blaise's lips, but she knew it was her new favorite flavor.

She could feel the outline of Blaise's fangs through the skin of her lips.

She could do this forever.

She felt every hair on her body standing straight up, like an electric current ran straight through her body.

Iris slowly pulled back from the kiss, feeling like her brain was soaked in a vat of oxytocin. She opened her eyes to see Blaise looking back at her, pale face flushed, pupils blown wide, fangs extended.

Incredibly, Blaise started to giggle, which of course set Iris giggling as well. As Blaise giddily collapsed to rest her head in the crook of Iris's neck, Iris realized that surprisingly, she wasn't panicking at all. She was calm, the feeling of pure joy at her crush returning her affections brushing away all the anxious thoughts that would normally clutter her head.

"So…" Blaise said, uncharacteristically shy, "d-does this mean you like me back?"

"Yeah…" Iris didn't even have to think as she gave her response.

Blaise continued "I mean, I know all this is new to you, but I really lo– like you, and I want to be with you. Romantically I mean, not–… wait, 'yes'? Really!"

Iris started laughing, and cradled Blaise's head in her hands, leaving a feather-light kiss on her lips.

Merlin, she was soft.

"Yes, you dummy, I want to date you. I can't think of anything in the world that would make me happier…"

For the next few minutes, Blaise and Iris simply held each other, luxuriating in their shared emotions. Eventually, Blaise could hear the prefects starting to patrol the second years' hallway, which meant as much as neither of them wanted to separate, Iris had to return to her room before they got to the first years'.

Their faces overcome with brilliant smiles, they shared one last quick kiss before Iris rushed off, whispering a quick "bye… girlfriend" to a giddy Blaise.

All was well.

Fanfic recommendation for this chapter is the Mind Body Heart Technique (and its sequel) by TimeLoopedPowerGamer; in my mind it's the gold standard for the sweet, loving dom/sub dynamics and fluff I try to display between Blaise and Iris.

Song rec is "Life on Mars?" by David Bowie, I was listening to it recently.

Chapter End Notes

If you want an illustration of how Iris and Blaise are behaving after they kiss, google the panel "Kiss 2" from Dumbing of Age. They're both Dina, the girl in the dinosaur hoodie.
Direct link: dumbingofage(.)com/2015/comic(/)book-5(/)04-walking-with-dina(/)kiss-2
Title is from the entry for primrose in the sacrificial compendium, which deals with the revelation of secrets.
Fanfic recommendation for this chapter is the Mind Body Heart Technique (and its sequel) by TimeLoopedPowerGamer; in my mind it's the gold standard for the sweet, loving dom/sub dynamics and fluff I try to display between Blaise and Iris.
Song rec is "Life on Mars?" by David Bowie, I was listening to it recently.

Afterword

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