Anonymous asked:

Could you do a knuckles-and-sticks headcanon: possibly sticks needs someone to go on a hunt/chase after something whacky, and the others are too grounded to believe her? I'm intrigued as to how sticks will get along with the others ;) thanks!


cutegirlmayra answered:

I also wonder about how Sticks interacts with the team. I really liked how Sonic Boom Shattered Crystals gave us a bit more of her character. She's the only one I kinda see as 'witty silly' as in, her lines are kinda gold XD she's crazy, but really funny, and I like that about her. She's kinda 'secretly smart' too, lol, and I love those kinds of characters.

This is a 'buddy-buddy' headcanon you want, right?


"I'm telling ya! It was a huge grizzle-napper! Come on, guys! I know it's got the mustache'd quack doctor written all over it! Well, not really written, but if it was, it'd have been in perament maker! w-woooah!" Sticks tugged on Amy, then shook up Sonic, and grabbed Tails to kick her legs up a bit before rushing to Knuckles and jumping on him, holding his red locks in her hands and steadying herself as he leaned back, her feet on the side of him, and then looking off as if questioning herself about the whole 'written' thing and waving her pointer finger in the air, looking back at him.

"Look, Sticks, honey? There's no Gruggle-"

"Grizzle! GRRRRIIIZZZZLEEE!" Sticks corrected Amy, as Knuckles picked her up off his chest and set her down.

"Right, Grizzle-whatever thing-"

"Napper! Grizzle-Napper! Come on, Amy, you're memory is better than this!" Sticks suddenly gasps, holding her hands over her mouth before slowly peeling them away, wide-eyed. "Unless… it's already melted your minds and sucked out the remains! Quick! What's 2 x fish?"

"Sticks! Quit it, already! We haven't had an attack from Eggman in months. Just,… I don't know, hang out or something." Amy walked away as Sonic shook his head.

"Look, it's not like we don't believe you or anything… it's just that we don't believe you." Sonic walked off too, as Sticks looked hurt, gasping and looking to them in disbelief.

"What? But you just HAVE to believe me! It came in a dog-napped my pudding! Then took off for the hills! I swear it! Hey!" she tried to stop them as Tails also shook his head, walking with Sonic and rolling his eyes.

"Pudding?"

"Her stories get crazier and crazier by the minute."

As they laughed to themselves, Sticks's eyes looked full of hurt and betrayal, as her lower lip quivered and she looked down, her eyes growing big. "I'm not crazy, it's you guys who are… who are… -sniff- I'm not gonna cry! I'm just gonna have tah do it myself! L-like the old days… alone… talking to myself at awkward intervals… then again, how did I even manage an awkward interval with MYSELF?" she placed her arms out in front of her and searched them, not understanding that much either, as a big red figure stepped behind her, and she slowly rolled her eyes and tilted her head upwards to it, as the camera showed her point of view, looking up as Knuckles's sweet but dumb looking face as he had his arms to his side at his hips.

"I'll do it!" he stated.

Sticks's face lit up, her arms moving out to the side. "R-realllyyyy~" she excitedly bounced up and down, before holding her hands up to herself and shifting back and forth in utter joy. "Ohhh! I knew it, I knew it, I knew it! At least there's ONE FRIEND who doesn't think I'm psycho!"

"Uhh… well, I didn't say that much.. but yeah!" Knuckles threw a fist out. "I mean, if anyone stole my pudding, you better believe I would want to punch them and get it back!"

"Right?!"

"I know!"

Sticks looks so happily up at Knuckles, touched by him agreeing to come with her, and rams him with a bear-hug.

"W-woah! Uhhh….Sticks?"

She softly states, "I knew I wasn't gonna have to be alone again… I just knew it."

Knuckles looked down, confused for a moment, and then smiled, hugging her back. "Let's get that pudding-stealing gobble-snatcher."

Sticks twitched in anger and stepped back, throwing her hands up. "It's a GRIZZLE-NAPPER! Come on! Is it really that hard to memorize?!"

The two trek the mountains and valleys before finally Sticks spots the Metal grizzly bear that stole her pudding, which happens to be radioactive ooze from Lyric's old factory that's been powering up with amazing, almost 'magic' like properties to Eggman's machines.

The two take Eggman's whole operation down together, as Sticks actually dips her finger in her 'pudding' at the end and her face twitches at the taste, as she sticks out her tongue and it glows purple. "Owh, cwool." she states, with her tongue out.

Knuckles freaks out and bites his nails, seeing Sticks suddenly starting to float in the air. "Uhhh… Sticks?"

Upon taking her to Doc, the team learns that Sticks's 'flying' ability is generated from too much 'air' in her system that's trying to fix the toxic from the glowing green ooze, or Sticks's pudding, and that they'll need to extract the substance from Sticks's stomach quickly, or it could harm her.

"She may exploded." Doc states, as the team grows wide-eyed as Sticks 'swims' through the air before stopping dead in her tracks and freaking out, but her body still gracefully floats and spins her upside down in the air.

"WWWHAAAT? I don't wanna combust like the four of January"

"It's July, Sticks." Tails corrects her.

Sticks gasps, "What!? They moved it? Well, I guess Christmas can just be moved to whenever Santa's willing to work too, then. Is that it?! Cause I know that man has connections with the Firework Gods!"

"Ummm…. Anyway, how do we help?" Sonic states, turning back to Doc.

"Well…"

Doc ties Sticks down to a stretcher, and lightly taps her. "I learned this technique studying the monks of the Great Windy Valley." she cracked her knuckles and moved her arms like a karate master.

"Really? Why was it called the Great Windy Valley?" Tails asked, as Doc shoved her hand into Sticks's backside.

"HY-YAH!"

Sticks's eyes widened.

The Doc's tent was then harshly being blown against by a huge fart that sounded from miles away, as even the farm hands looked up and plugged their noses.

Once the 'air' died down, Sticks got up and shook her head. "Whooa, Nelly! H-hey, look! I'm not floating anymore!"

Doc smiled, "The ooze should be completely dissolved into the air by now. It may be a bit stinky, but at least it's out of your system."

"Uh, Doc?"

"What about OUR systems?"

"Ugh! It really reeks in here!"

The team all had their hair blown back as they plugged their noses. In the background, you can see Sonic's eyes rolls back as he falls backwards and faints.

(I feel like Cartoon Network would TOTALLY make this joke.)