The legend of BIG Dipper 2

I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!

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ANNOUNCEMENT!

I'M GETTING A BOOK PUBLISHED!

SUMMARY:
On the 13th day of the 13th month of the 13th year...magic will return to the world...and the streets will run red with the blood of the (semi)innocent...unless the world is saved by the most unlikely of hero's...baking cupcakes?!

The title is '13/13/13' and it'll be coming to a bookstore or E-Book site near you! Xilbris is the publisher, also available at Amazon, Inkitt and BarnesandNoble.

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Eight years later...the Jungle dose not really change...predator eats prey...larger predator eats predator...law of the jungle...

The only change was of course in the form of Dipper. This naked Jungle boy had been found and raised by Hathi. An ageing elephant who'd been taken from his family as a lad to be a a local tribal warlords war-elephant...during a fierce battle, the tyrant was killed, his army scattered and Hathi took his chance at freedom.

...sadly when he got home...he found his entire tribe had either been killed off by poachers or moved on...

Despite this, Hathi didn't hold it against the boy for what his people had done to him...he was too old to hold on to hate...besides, the boy had lost his family too...he needed a home not contempt...

Hathi had made sure the boy knew all he needed to survive: What foods were safe to eat, how to kill, what foods were poisonous, how to kill, when to think strategically and when to go feral, how to kill...yes, he repeated 'how to kill' multiple times...but in his defense there was a crazy amount of things trying to kill him...

It didn't help he was human...the kingdom of man had made MANY enemies in the animal kingdom with their rampant destruction, greed, war and pet grooming!

Fortunately, Dipper had his own edge. For despite all the wonders of the animal Kingdom, they lacked the spark of innovation that had long made the Kingdom of man the rulers of this world...

Between spying on human camps and his own ingenuity...Dipper had learned to build many things: tools, traps, snares, spears and even the great 'Red Flower'...

Now he was 'inventing'...art?

After accidentally crushing some flowers...and enjoying the way their colored juices mixed...Dipper played around with them a bit...he smeared some of it around the nearby rocks...and then after smashing more plants, making MORE 'juice' to smear...he began to get ideas of trying to make the smears...'things'?

In any case Dipper- after several hours -had successfully made...a bunch of blotches that SOMEWHAT resembled his adopted father...Still...Dipper was proud of it...

Splat!

And then a vulture peed on it.

"Well, well, well. If it isn't BIG Dipper, how's that third arm of yours doing you little abomination?" Mocked Mizingo as he flew just outside of Dipper's grasp.

Dipper growled at the use of this nickname...Between his legs, his genitals sprang out like his fathers trunk and his testicles were the size of stones...

And Dipper HATED that. His 'rudder' made it almost impossible to swing through vines, the wind resistance causing him to crash. Whenever something attacked him, all they had to do was attack the HUGE target to get him in so much pain he had to submit. It also didn't help that such a large part of his anatomy was a victim of sun burn, nettles, thorns and most other unfriendly plants around...

Mizingo and his pals were quick to mock him for this. Most other animals didn't bother Dipper out of either respect or fear of Hathi...but Mizingo's use of quickly flying to escape made him cocky enough to torment him.

Dipper tried to throw things at them, but they just dodged. Dipper tried to jump-kick off a tree to tackle them-

SLAP!

But his dong just whacked him in the face...causing him to miss and hit the ground.

"Wow, looks like even your dick hates your guts! Not that I could blame it! Happy trails!" Mocks the vultures as they dive-bomb some poop on the painting before making their escape.

"Oh, and by the way- I found your artist style derivative and uninspired!" Taunted Mizingo in a surprisingly eloquent manner before leaving.

"Everyone a critic," grumbled Dipper as he picked himself up off the ground and dusted himself off.

He looked down at his huge dong...he'd tried to use leaves and other pieces of cloth as a makeshift loincloth...but all the material he'd found was either too flimsy to hold his 'girth' or was too edible for other creatures to resist.

His father told him it would be good for mating when he was older...but right now it was jut a pain! Shirly it didn't need to be so big? He was tempted to cut it off...but then how would he pee?

In any case, he was sick of being a laughingstock! He'd prove to everyone he had what it took to be an apex predator! He'd been painstakingly stalking and observing Mizingo's flock for weeks...and he'd finally pinpointed where their main nest was...

After an hour of walking...and two hours of getting his dick untangled from a briar patch...he finally found it...

He was about to start thinking of a way to take them down...but then he overheard something...

"So it got smaller?" Asked a vulture.

"Oh, yeah! My cousins dick was reduced by half after eating those strange purple berries..." Replied another Vulture.

"We talking about the one's from the river patch or the 'big rock shaped like a nose' patch?" Asked yet another Vulture.

"Nose patch."

Dipper eye's widened, but he maintained his camouflage while listening in. This could be the answer to his problems!

After making sure he got the location right, he then made sure to memorize the exact location of the nest so he wouldn't have to go back through the briar patch later...and he was off...

The Vultures snickered, they'd known he was there since their briar patch defense made him snarl loudly in pain...and now they were about to have even MORE fun...

They flew off to get a good view of the show...

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Dipper quickly found the Big Nose rock...and sure enough he found a bunch of purple berries growing there...cautiously, he threw one to a nearby Ostrich...he waited for an hour...but the bird seemed fine...

So Dipper cautiously ate one...and was amazed by the delightfully tart taste...and began to eagerly devour them...

He was so wrapped up in eating the delicious berries...he didn't notice the ostrich fall over as it was suddenly thrown off by it's wings forming into arms...

Whatever these berries did, it apparently worked faster for humans...so with each berry Dipper ate...his dick got bigger...as did his testicles...each time glittering with purple sparkle as it did...

After eating a dozen or so...Dipper accidentally dropped one...he goes down to pick it up..and is annoyed to see his dong twice as big! It was over a foot long now! and his balls were the size of apples! It was nice to see he'd spurted hair down there at least...but it was still annoying!

Then he heard laughter behind him. "Well, a frak that can get SUPER freaky! I'll make a profit from this even if it kills me!"

Dipper turned around just in time to see poachers. Creatures like him, yet have no respect for the laws of the jungle!

Dipper tried to jump into a better defensive position-

BANG!

Sadly, their tranq guns now had a VERY big target...

Dipper whimpers in pain as all five darts hit his testicles...and he quickly slumps down unconscious...

The poachers quickly tie the boy up and rip out the bush. they then cart both back to their hideout...

All the while the vultures circle overhead...and LAUGH...

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