This is the bachelor party of Boomer, and also some explanations to end whatever dumbshit question some of you have been asking, and someone here knows who the fuck I'm talking about, so I hope this makes you fucking happy dude, anyway guys, have fun reading this and enjoy.
Spells and Louds.
Chapter 635: Boomer a La Bachelor.
(Somewhere in Royal Woods.)
April 14: Boomer walks out of the main door of the Super Kirov Airship and he has this party hat on his head. "What the hell happened last night?" He then looks down and sees that he's posted above the park, Ketcham Park.
"Right, my birthday and boy what a god damn party, I wonder what else is new for me today."
He doesn't notice Sergei, Martin, Victor and Jack Cyber coming from behind him. "The fun is getting started, dipshit." Boomer turns around and he's put into a sack and panicking.
"What is this? What the hell is going on?" But then he's knocked out from a shovel, and they look towards Sergei.
"What? I did what I had to, also he was panicking like a moron and…" Sergei then notices someone. "Umm, we can explain."
Martin, Victor and Jack Cyber turn around and see Katherine Mulligan awake and with a mug of coffee. She sees what they're planning and she knows the drill. "Right, right. Okay, so have him back before 10, and make sure he doesn't do anything…. Well, idiotic and go into another woman's arms."
"Because I have my own night with the other girls, my first ever bachelor party." She then drinks her coffee. "Also, try to avoid dangerous worlds, I know you guys are planning that one."
"We know what to do Ms. Mulligan, we got this." Jack Cyber then tosses the idiot in the sack off of the airship and he lands onto thee trampoline below, but he bounces off and lands face first onto the side of the Tiger Tank. They all see this and look towards Jack Cyber. "Umm, I didn't think that through?"
Katherine sighs. "Just, try not to end up in something that looks like a bad case of a hangover. I don't want him to be a mess and ruin the moment we're gonna have tomorrow. Okay?"
"We'll be sure nothing goes wrong and usually Boomer does that" said Martin. They all get off the Airship and use the ladder to get down there, but then Katherine grabs some large metal scissors and she trims off the ladder and the guys scream as they fall.
"And that was for dropping my soon to be husband off the airship."
At the bottom, Victor lands as a ball of electricity, Martin lands in his Tech Sector Suit, Jack Cyber is in a hover bike form, but all three of them are hit by Sergei's anchor and he lands down safely. "Alright guys, let's move out!"
"Ow!" They watch as Sergei get onto the Tiger Tank and then Victor asks. "Why are we doing this again?"
Jack Cyber responds. "All three of us have met Boomer from the world where we came from, all three of us have seen what he can do when we had our missions in the world where we came from, and all three of us are dubbed as his only known friends for some time because of the world where we came from."
Martin is not liking this. "We're gonna get hurt in this, aren't we?"
(Spellman Estate.)
Boomer is placed onto the floor, and the sack is removed, but then Boomer punches Martin. "Ow my nose!" Martin then falls to the ground and Jack Cyber tends to him.
Boomer sees this. "Oh, sorry. Also, this seems familiar, like the time you nitwits helped me get over my breakup last year."
"You're welcome, now get ready for your bachelor party dipwad" said Sergei. He unties his legs and he helps him up. "Are you ready for this bedlam and mayhem that we're about to unleash?"
"Because this could be the last time you will set yourself from the lack of good judgment and the moronic state you've always used as a tactic that barely works" said Victor.
"We're gonna let you spend a few more moments of being who you are and how much damage you can bring onto those who are about to go through the hell you can put through" said Martin.
"So, time to set yourself into one unstable concoctions and bring the hurt onto where we're going" said Jack Cyber. "You had your fun pranking alongside Luan, now it's time for some action. So, Boris, are you ready for the ten bachelor madness moments?!"
Boomer smirks and then laughs maniacally. He then puts on the suit that was on the Tiger Tank, he's now wearing shoulder plating with the symbol of the Russian star, two large hoses attached to his back and onto two cannons onto his sleeve, and he's wearing a gas mask and goggles whose eyes glow green and he breathes heavily.
"Desolation power, baby!"
All five of them race on through the Great Gate as the portal is opened by Gyro. "Well, they're gonna mess up."
Lincoln and Neil see this from the roof of the Spellman home. "Well, this is not gonna be good" said Neil.
"We should keep track of them, with the many surveillance and outposts we have, that won't be a problem" said Lincoln. "We can't have them causing too much damage."
(Very crazy Bachelor realm warp montage.)
First, we go to the world of the One Piece Pirates, and the five of them begin to ransack and destroy approximately ten Marine outposts and they even run into Akainu who thought it was a good idea to blast Boomer with some lava and he goes nuke onto a single marine base.
Second, they head to the world of the Koprulu Sector and they spot an army of Hybrid that have established a base somewhere at Bel'Shir, so Boomer leaps off of a Medivac Dropship and he carries tons of bombs with him and he goes nuke on the place.
Third, they venture into the world where Gyro went to, Amphibia and they ride some giant herons and avoid getting eaten and then they try eating the giant insects and end up throwing up in the end. They don't even notice the Snail with the frogs and girl passing by the forest where they're camping.
Fourth, they head to the world of Magix and they begin knocking on the doors of every kingdom and when the royal leaders come to answer it, they're pied in the face and left with confetti all over them.
Fifth, they go to Dimension X and then they begin to pull some very prankster based traps and watch as the Kraang scramble and panic and they even make the Kraang think that there is a giant Triceraton coming to eat them, when it's clearly a balloon and then they run before the Utrom's show up.
Sixth, they go back to the world of Left 4 Dead and this time they take it to Whispering Oaks and race to head to the helicopter and then shoot the pilot and paradrop onto a Tank Zombie and ride it like a bull and then leave Boomer to go Nuke on the dead. Nice.
Seventh, they go to Tempest and have a fight against the gladiators of the Jennerit Empire and then have a joy ride on one of the Empire's AT-AT's and is Sith Lord Hollow cool with this? Yes, yes he is.
Eight, Boomer wishes to go to the world of My Little Pony and set off a very epic cake making contest, and he even has a cake war against Pinkie Pie and then with Pinkie and the guys, they do a pillow fight ambush on ponies they know, especially Princess Twilight and the retired Princesses.
Ninth, they go and join Junkrat and Roadhog as they lay waste and prank the folks at Junkertown and then get caught, bust out, prank again, get caught again, bust out and then make a run for it, while also leaving a trail of pranks to those who hate the Junkers.
Last, a nice and peaceful cruise inside of Boomer's Super Kirov Airship.
(End Montage.)
The five of them are now located at the edge of a cliff somewhere in Arizona and facing the sunset.
"Dang guys, this has been one awesome and very unsettling day and I am never gonna forget any of it, and come tomorrow. My life changes and I start an awesome path to being a dad and a husband. This has been so crazy for me."
"No kidding." Victor then recalls something. "Also, Katherine said she has a big surprise for you at the wedding tomorrow."
Boomer looks to him. "Oh? Well then, I can't wait for what my bride has for me, and also I am so thankful to have friends like you dudes. I mean we have a lot of ups and downs and we usually don't see eye-to-eye, well usually not to me because of who I am and how obnoxious I can be at times."
"No kidding, moron" said Jack Cyber. "What comes tomorrow will be the big step and the one thing we need to know…. Where the heck are you and Katherine gonna be staying?" The others also look towards Boomer.
Boomer then recalls. "Right, right. Well, I am gonna live at Royal Dawn, the now finished new neighborhood system made in the partnership of the Willard's and Rosato's and Kathie and I already have a home there, but the Super Kirov will always hold memories for us, and still act as my weapon to the front line. See, simple fact and problem solved, any other questions?"
They did not see this coming, but then something comes into Sergei's mind. "Yeah, you have radiation within your god damn veins, and you had sex with Katherine Mulligan and now she's having a baby."
"What about it dude?" asked Boomer.
"How is she even alive? Also, how is the kid inside of her even alive?" asked Sergei.
Martin answers that one. "Well, the kid inside of her is not affected by the radiation power of Boomer, and also Katherine was also unaffected, Boomer can control the radiation powers within him to keep the dangers of nuclear power away from those who are his friends and loved ones."
"So, when the kid is born around July, the child will be fine and the same goes for Katherine Mulligan. Does that answer the simple and easy to figure out question?" They all look to the reader, one in particular who keeps asking away.
Then they go back to watching the sunset, and to Boomer this is a moment in his life he'll never forget and tomorrow is the moment of life he will always treasure. Then Boomer recalls. "You guys are aware that the Lewis Mansion is in Royal Woods at Royal Dawn?"
Martin, Victor and Jack Cyber already know, but Sergei looks to him. "Wait what?"
To be continued in the next chapter.
A/N: Now that is a good Bachelor party, even though Boomer had a pranking one during April 1, and come tomorrow is the wedding day for Boomer and Katherine Mulligan and I hope that answered your question Mr. "TexasRanger1996." Leave a review and tell me what you all think.
Date made: 3/23/21.