Spells and Louds

by heavy5comando

Takes place after the events in Spell Luck. Now follow Lincoln and his new family with the Louds in tow as they brave new adventures across the known and unknown. Thanks for those who have been very supportive with my stories, including this one!

673. Ch673: The Crew vs Defenders

Alright, time for the fight to get it on. The crew of Harley Quinn against most members of the Royal Defender and it's gonna get super personal for someone who was taunted into anger against Harley, and we all know who from the previous chapter. Enjoy reading this guys.

Spells and Louds.

Chapter 673: The Crew vs the Royal Defenders!

(Somewhere in Gotham City.)

At an apartment building somewhere within Gotham and this location is not known to anyone, and is abandoned and somewhere that folks have forgotten about, and this makes a good hideout for Harley Quinn and her crew.

Inside, there are some plants thriving and we can guess that Poison Ivy did that one, and she took the liberty to make a greenhouse at the roof, and some other stuff that the crew are always accustomed too, and yet they stole some things in order to feel like this is living.

King Shark has some tech and untraceable computers setup at a room he occupies, and he managed to make his own codes so no one can find out, and he's also studying on more with hacking, while also keeping tabs on the shark kingdom of his family.

King Shark.
Real name is Nanaue, and is the prince of the Shark Men Kingdom.
He is very tall, very large shark humanoid hybrid. He wears hoodies, and glasses for when he is usin a computer or laptop. With the weight of 2,730 lb. and he is very physically imposing, even if that demeanor puts that off. Even though he lost his teeth once, they grew back.

He's the son of the Shark God, so that makes him a demigod and he is the heir to the throne of his people, and he did have a little brother once, once. Let's say he went berserk from the smell of blood and, he devoured his brother, which is why he does not like the scent of blood, or things will get bitey. He doesn't like being in the ocean, why? Because everybody shits and pisses in the water.

He isn't married, but even if he is to be wedded to the hammerhead princess Tabitha, both agree that this is to make sure both clans don't murder each other, King Shark is not actually married because he did propose to anyone, he said he'll find a soul mate when the time does come.

He has a bipolar personality, he can switch between nerdy and tender, to violent and aggressive very quickly. Typically however he is known to be friendly, smart, intelligent and easy going. He enjoys being able to use his technological skills more than his shark-like ones, although he has no qualms biting someone's head off in a pinch without flinching. He is quite sensitive to racialization, and the word "Fishy" seems to be particularly offensive to him, to the point where he even threatens to kill people with his bare hands. But he loves shark jokes.

Favorite Line: Was that a shark joke?! Because if so, then that was really funny.

Sy Borgman is in another room, which is mostly technology, but he can get around the apartment and setup the security needed to keep this whole place safe, and so that means he owns it, but he does get help from King Shark. Also, he's planning on making himself a new body, even if it is a robot body.

Sy Borgman.
Real name: Sylvester Borgman.
A former government agent whose body was enhanced with state of the art robotic limbs. That was a long time ago, he did commit war crimes, I think. At this time he is just inside of a TV screen, since he's the sub consciousness from the eye ball flash drive he left behind after his sacrifice. His sister is also former CIA and is now a monster, and after deciding to let her go, that was a mistake because she is killing people.

But this is his appearance: An elderly man with a severely retreating hairline, making him nearly entirely bald on top. His white hair covers the sides of his head and the lower top of his scalp. He has bushy eyebrows and a reddish aquiline nose. His clothing consists of a mustard yellow button-shirt, light brown slacks, a wrist watch and a pair of rectangular glasses. He's wheelchair-bound, his most noticeable features are his right grey metal arm and left metal leg.

He is a former spy, he has tons of weapons, and he can transform into a freaking car! Well, he used to, he's still on the screen and can do stuff unless he's controlling any household appliance. He also knows how to build an anti-mind control device.

Favorite Line: It's chaos baby! This is just like Nam', when our boys pulled out of there.

Clayface has his own room, and it seems like something a man of the theater would wish, and some clothing that would…. To be honest, this is Clayface we're talking about, and he even has posters of himself when he played many roles in some plays, and one where he accidently killed someone.

Clayface.
Real name: Basil Karlo. But he goes by many names.
A shape shifting humanoid made of clay and has the same personality as an actor in the theater or ready to perform some play, and he has been in so many. He actually was an actor, until a pottery accident made him what he is now. Unlike other Clayfaces we have seen, this one has no weakness to water.

Tall, hairless man made out of clay with yellow eyes and crooked yellow teeth. His limbs can detach from his body and become their own separate living entity, such as the case of the arm.

Favorite Line: I was going to land the acting job on Air Bud, but I accidently ran over the dog on the second-to-last day of shooting the whole thing.

Then we have the room for Frank the Plant, the living giant, Venus flytrap or whatever he is, and it's… Well, to those who know Frank the Plant, I think we all get what his room looks like, right?

Frank the Plant.
A giant mutated Venus flytrap with a giant mouth, his roots and stems are red, and his hands are flower-like organs, which have an eye on each of them. Even though he is a plant, why the fuck does he have butt cheeks? Also, he's not that nice to some folks and … He smokes, drinks orange juice and uses drugs.

There's a lot of shit from this plant known. Such as the pear tree he knows who survived 9/11 and was planted in front of the center at the freedom tower. He has spent 10 years at a dog park, where his face was urinated on by a St. Bernard. He was brought to consciousness by Poison Ivy and became her roommate at her apartment. He also ate the neighbor's kid who was sent to water the plants, he can't digest the bones though and he can drive.

Favorite lines: See? See, I don't just eat people. Hurtful words are another weapon in my arsenal, and you just got a verbal ass whooping!

Lastly, the room shared by Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy, which is split between plants and whatever crazy bullshit Harley likes, and her side of the room also has her precious Hyena's.

Harley Quinn.
Real name: Harleen Francis Quinzel. She is disowned by her family.
26 year's old and formerly the love of Joker, and now her own villain and she has done a lot of bad shit recently that it is too much to fucking describe. She is the leader of Harley's Crew and wants nothing to do with the Legion of Doom, or her past and wants to do what she wants, with her friends along for the mother fucking ride! Oh, she's also jewish.

A petite woman with bleached white skin and blue eyes. She has long blonde hair, usually has up in pigtails style, which is dyed at the bottom in blue and pink shade. She is often seen wearing dark red lipstick, pink and blue eye shadow, black mascara and a psychotic grin. She wears a short black and red crop top with a black choker around her neck, black and red fingerless leather gloves, black and red tight spandex booty shorts and black and red sneakers.

Poison Ivy.
Real name: Pamela Lillian Isley, but her friends call her Ive or Ives.
30 year's old and she prefers plants over people, but she has a soft spot for Harley and has to deal with the many antics that Harley does, and she tries to rein in some of her more manic excesses. The range of her chlorokinesis is ranged to 50 ft. But then she escaped Arkham with the power of plants. How? Riddler ate an orange and he shit a seed. Very clever and gross.

A slender woman with green skin, green eyes and green lips. All of her outfits are heavily favor green. She has long red hair and styles part of her hair on the left side, almost covering her eye. She usually wears a green jacket and a white shirt underneath and black high heels.

She was supposed to be married to Kite man, but the wedding went wrong, and she has feelings for Harley Quinn. She has had these meta-human powers since she was a child, and was from a wealthy and rich life, then she went to college with multiple Ph.D.'s for Botany, chemistry and Toxicology and then became the villain she is now, but she states one thing….

Favorite line: I am not a villain, I am my own self-styled "Eco-Terrorist."

Harley then sees Poison Ivy sitting on the couch and watching TV, and then she joins her and hands Poison Ivy a cup of coffee. "Here, Ivy. Also, when do you think those defenders are coming?"

Ivy looks towards her. "That's what you're wondering? Harls, it's super wrong to just think about them all day, we don't know for sure if what they said was the truth or just some lie to make you look like a fool. We could just go with plan B."

Harley sighs and she can see that her girlfriend is right. "Yeah, we go with plan B and…"

Then the image of Sy is on their TV. "H-Bomb, got something to tell ya."

"Sy?! What the fuck? We were gonna watch TV!" said Harley in anger.

"Using the phone wouldn't work because you two would ignore it" replied Sy.

"He's not wrong" replied Poison Ivy. "Still, what is it?"

"Something is coming, and it's what you've been…." Then the wall is broken down by an anchor, and then they see the anchor being pulled and standing where the hole was made, is Sergei Dragunov Spellman.

"How're you doing bitches?" Then he rearms the anchor and then he throws it, and it makes a large explosion through the wall and the anchor smashes onward to the room of King Shark.

Harley grabs her bat and then strikes Sergei, but he grabs the bat and throws it away. "Nice try, but you all have…." Then some vines wrap around his leg. "Well, fuc…." Then he's throw to the wall and is inside of Clayface's room. "Hey, Clay man."

"This is seemingly awkward, and just when I was going to rehearse something for tonight at Broadway" replied Clayface. "That is if I can make the cut."

Harley then grabs her bat. "This is so gonna be fucking fun. But can we do it somewhere else?! We just got this place months ago!"

"Not today!" Harley turns around and is hit in the face by a mallet and is thrown away, she then sees that it's Luan Quinn. "This is gonna be so personal with you mocking my attire!"

Then a fireball enters the room and burns some of the plants. "What the fuck?!" Poison Ivy uses a fire extinguisher, and some of her vines and Frank uses buckets of water.

"We do not need this shit in here, Ivy. This is so messed up, and worse than being in a burning car~!" said Frank the Plant.

Then someone comes in with dragon wings, and that someone is Neil, with his eyes burning and he smiles. "Hello, villain." He then unleashes a fire breath, but then Poison Ivy deploys her poisonous pheromones, but only to be absorbed by another fire.

That fire is from Lori and Peter. "Not today, Poison Ivy, also you got someone else to deal with."

Poison Ivy is grabbed by some vines, and then she's pulled away and is sent through the stairs and then to the bottom of the building, she gets up and sees Leni. "Sorry, Poison Ivy, but I can't let you mess with what we're doing." She then summons some treants.

Poison Ivy smirks and she gets back up. "I've been through something like this, I think. There were a shit ton of stuff I went through, and it was sorta the whole ordeal with someone controlling, oh wait… Yeah, that was when Scarecrow and Joker made mutated plant monsters. Never mind."

Poison Ivy summons her own plants, and Frank is with her too and has a magnum pistol, but it's shot off by Linka and she has some treants with her. "Try two gals who can control plants."

They begin to clash, as both Poison Ivy and Frank the Plant fend off Poison Leni Ivy and Linka, while King Shark sees this from the top of the stairs, and so he walks to the room where it's all happening, but only to be tackled by Peter and his hammer.

"Sorry shark man, but I can't have ya coming to mess the fight. Now, where the fuck I that mother box?"

King Shark gets up and he cracks his knuckles. "Now, I don't like to do fighting much, but this is a bit too far and damaging our home, when we can just have this nice and…." Then his feet are being frozen, and he sees Lincoln using his shredder blaster, and it's set to ice.

"King Shark, you're a nice guy, who is smart and pretty much the reason why Wayne Industries was hacked and the mother box was stolen, so we're gonna ask again. Where is the mother box?"

King Shark breaks out of the ice, by removing his feet from his shoes. "These were new, I think. Still, I am not gonna tell you where it is!" He charges towards Lincoln and he ducks underneath and this let's Peter hit King Shark with his hammer and then he switches to axe, and King Shark dodges it.

Meanwhile, Clayface is reciting his lines towards Sergei and the Russian is listening to this. Then Boomer comes through the wall, and he has his scythe ready and he sees what's going on. "What the hell are you doing?"

"Helping Clayface with his role" said Sergei.

"Ah, another audience member. Perhaps you would like to hear what I can do with the role I must try and pass" said Clayface. "Have a seat, my good man."

Boomer thinks about this. "Alright." Boomer sits next to Sergei and they continue to listen to his role and the way he acts.

Jack Cyber flies past the hole Boomer made, and he goes past Luan and Harley fighting, but he does punch Harley along the way and then he scans the main hall. "I'm in. How're you guys doing acting as the diversion from Gordon?"

Martin. "At this moment, he's busy taking down Two-Face and Riddler who both got out of Arkham, and we're busy with Black Manta and KG-Beast, and man this guy can fight like hell! Good thing Victor knows how to handle a Russian like him."

Victor. "That almost sounds racist, but I will let that slide. Also, find that damn mother box so we can get the hell out of this world."

Luna Frost. "Sam and I took down Livewire and Killer Frost, and we're coming to you dudes. Hang tight, and what's my kid up to?"

Jack Cyber dodges Peter who was thrown, and then the cowboy gets back into the fight and he helps Lincoln leap into the air to land a punch onto King Shark. "He's busy handling stuff with the biggest land apex predator."

Jack Cyber then scans the room. "No traces here, gonna go and check…" He then sees the ceiling open with a laser cannon. "Shit!" He flies around and dodges all the other laser cannons. "Sy Borgman!"

"That's right robot man. I'm the one doing this shit, and there's no way I'm lettin' ya get to the mother box, get him boys!"

The two hyena's of Harley come in and they charge at Jack Cyber. "Oh boy." He's then tackled the two hyena's attack him. "Oh fucking god!" They all fall off the stairs balcony and land at where the plant-powered people are fighting each other.

Harley then dodges the mallet of Luan and tries to punch her, but Luan lands a kick to Harley's foot and then knees her in the gut. Then Luan goes over and wraps her legs around Harley's neck and then flips around and this makes Harley get tossed around the room, and Luan stands tall from what she did.

"Good thing I took the training session with the rest of the team, and though I'm not the kinda gal to be physical in fighting, it sure is god damn useful."

Harley gets back up and she wipes away some blood from her nose. "Nice moves, but I've done this shit for a long time!" Harley then goes after, Luan, but the teen slides underneath and then hits Harley with her mallet, but the former goon leaps over and then grabs Luan by her pigtail.

Harley then pins her to the wall, and intends to punch her, but Luan squirts some water from her flower and it hits Harley's face, and then she punches Harley away and the leg sweeps her. Then Harley grabs Luan's foot and makes her fall to the ground, and then she's on top of her and tries to punch her.

But Luan triggers the mallet to unleash the boxing gloves, but Harley moves aside and it misses, but another one comes out and hits Harley in her chest. "Ow! What the fuck?! That hurt!" Then Harley tries to stop onto Luan, and so she rolls aside and then pulls out a jack-in-the-box and she tosses it to Harley.

Harley sees the box slider under her feet and it blows into confetti, and this blinds her and then Luan punches her, and then kicks her in the face. Harley stumbles, but then she grabs the coffee table and it hits Luan and she falls to the ground.

Luan tries to get up, but then Luan steps on her hand and she groans from the pain and looks to Harley in anger, and she has some blood from her mouth and some bruises. Harley looks like a mess too, and she has her pigtails no longer up and her hair is down.

Harley then kicks Luan at her midsection and this makes her stumble around the floor. Luan gets back up, and her hat is not on her head, and her left pigtail is no more, and she feels her right side in pain. Harley smirks. "You got fighting spirit, kinda does remind me of myself, but you're no way near from being me."

Luan spits out some blood. "To hell with you! This is so you can say that you take back everything you said about my attire!"

Harley is then shocked. "Wait, what? That's it? That's why you're trying to beat the shit out of me?!"

Luan then grabs her mallet, but it's feeling heavy. "To fuck it is! You made me feel like I was nothing more than some dirt bag who's with the fucking joker! Do I look like the joker's girl?! No! I chose this outfit to give it another meaning than some lady for the clown prince of crime!"

"I mean, look at you! You changed and made a meaning of who you are and have yourself the reason to why joker is not you're past anymore! I also had a bad past, but I will not let it define me anymore. I am my own path, and I choose to help my friends, and family and show them that I am not the same old prankster monster Luan Loud! I am, Luan Quinn, pranks master of the Royal Defenders!"

Harley is stunned by this, and then she thinks about what the teen said. The way Luan is trying to show she's not like her old self, really does make her just like Harley. Luan tries to lift her mallet, but then Harley stops her and Luan sees the sign of regret from Harley's face.

"Kid, I… I'm sorry, I didn't mean it… I just, it's just you looked…. I guess it just feels bad for me to see the way you look. but I shouldn't judge you by the looks, and just see that you're more than what you are, and nothing like me in the past, and yet we're kinda the same. You know what I'm getting at, right?"

Luan then wipes away her tears. "You made me feel like I was the part of you that was fucked, and that made me feel like the Luan of the past who brought ruin to her family, and made them suffer. I am not that Luan, I'm not."

Luan then begins to sob, and Harley embraces her and they both got to their knees and continue this embrace.

The others who were fighting have stopped, and they see this happening and it makes them feel bad.

Lincoln has some bruises and some scratches, and Peter has a large bite mark on his shoulder, and King Shark has several bruises on him from the fight.

Poison Ivy's clothes have some tears, and she looks like a mess from the fight against her own plants, Frank the plant is on a vase since his pot was shattered. Leni is in the same condition as Ivy, and Linka has some burns onto her attire, and a few scratches on her face.

The only ones who aren't harmed are Clayface, Sergei and Boomer, were busy listening to his roles of his act for Broadway and they are impressed, but then Sergei mentioned he needed to raise his voice a little if he wanted this role.

Jack Cyber and Sy Borgman are unharmed, well Sy is inside of the tech in the building. Jack Cyber then asks. "The mother box?"

Harley departs from the hug. "Take it, I don't think we need it after what we just did." She then looks towards Luan and wipes away her tears. "Sorry for saying those words about you the other day. I can see that have your own potential on what you can do, and that you're nothing like my past."

Luan nods. "Thanks, and sorry for beating you up."

Harley chuckles. "No, don't be. You fought like me, crazy ass and super pissed off angry. You gave me a hell of a fucking fight, and I haven't had that shit in a long while." She then gets up and she helps Luan to her feet.

Harley then looks to Jack Cyber. "The mother box is in…."

"Right here." They all see Luna, Sam and Gyro, and the guardian has the mother box. "We found this at the basement where you guys have the washing machine."

Luna and Sam then go over and check on Lincoln, and he seems fine. Luan then looks to the damages around the building, and the fire is beginning to spread and so Gyro puts it out. Luan then looks to Harley. "Let us help you guys find a better hideout, so you guys won't have to deal with enemies coming to kill you all."

Now that is a deal Harley and her crew cannot skip out on.

To be continued in the next chapter.

A/N: Now that is one fucked up fight, and all because of what Harley said, but this was also for the mother box and at least this fucked up fight is dealt with. Leave a review and tell me what you all think.

Date made: 4/27/21.