There are many theories about what happens after death. From reincarnation to heaven and hell to endless nothingness. Drinking and fighting for eternity or to be gifted with 72 virgins.

Across many beliefs, none have thought of a bright box in an endless displaying the words:

- Welcome Gamer -

What?!

Without a doubt he was going insane. Perhaps it was a weird coma dream he was having and he hadn't actually died. He couldn't remember how he died for that matter.

Nope. You're really dead. Welcome Gamer… to your new life. May the odds be ever in your favor.

The voice could be heard everywhere and nowhere. It came from the void around him and from inside his head. The interface in front of him being the only source of light in the dark.

What?!

Let's start with character creation shall we?

Hold on…

First select your race.

Wait…

Your choices are: Human, Devil, Angel…

WAIT…

What is going on?

Welcome Gamer… to your new life. May the odds…

Stop it. Please…

Tell me what's happening, why am I here?

You died. Welc…

But i don't remember how I died?!

He couldn't remember anything specific. Faces, names, people. Most of the events of his life were still engraved in his memory. Anime, Music, martial arts, the skills he developed and topics he studied.

He couldn't even remember his own name.

Why?

Are you really surprised? What makes you think you would be able to remember all the specifics of your previous life after you just died? Welcome Gamer… to your new life. May the odds be ever in your favor.

How did I die?

He could hear an audible sign coming from the mysterious being in the void.

You died in a shipwreck at sea. Drowned in icy water trying to save some girl. Pretty nasty way to go. Can we move on now or do you still want to ask more stupid questions?

Does this happen for everyone?!

Why can't I remember my name?

Am I going back to my original world?

Who are you?

Why is this even happening in the first place?

Perk Obtained: [Gamer's Mind]

Protects the mind of the User, preventing outside influences and access without the Users permission, prevents any negative status mental effects, allowing for logical thinking.

Perk Obtained: [Gamer's Body]

Allows the User's body to take on Game-like abilities, preventing the user from dying as long as they have HP no matter the condition their body is in.

Skill Added: [Observe]

Allows the User to gain information about the target they are focusing on

Is that better?

Instantly, he could feel his panic disappearing and acceptance of his situation setting in.

Yes. Thank you.

You're welcome. As for your questions; no, same answer as before, no, I'm the 'Absolute Being creator of all', for my entertainment.

Any more questions?

Why me?

Why not? Now can we start?

Sure…

Great. Welcome Gamer… Ah fuck it. You're so annoying you know, no one has ever freaked out that hard before. For that I'm cutting your points down to 1000.

Points?!

To create your character with? Your starting race is Fallen Angel, you have 900 points left to spend.

Don't I get to choose my own race? And what world am i going to that has fallen angels as a race?!

Nope, and Highschool DxD

Race Selected.

[Fallen Angel] - 100 Points

Free access to Light Magic and the Grigori/Kokabiel Faction

Free use of All-Speak and Flight

Resistance to light and holy magic

I'm going to Highschool DxD?!

And as a fallen angel as well. That was a problem as they were one of the weaker and more hated factions of the DxD world. Which is a major problem considering the absurd power level of the world.

I'm dead aren't I?

Yes, you are currently dead. Let's continue so you can not be dead and begin to provide me some damned entertainment. It's been hard to watch all the wars that happen since my subordinates tried to kill me.

He decided to ignore the voices ranting.

Perhaps he would at least get laid before getting swept aside by an overpowered god or devil.

Can I become a hybrid at least?

Sure, why not. It costs the combined cost of both races to become a hybrid, losing some of the strengths of both races but also mitigating some of the weaknesses. You can become a perfect hybrid for an extra 200 points gaining all the strengths of both of them.

Race Selected; Fallen Angel/Human Perfect Hybrid

Will I be able to get loot and will there be dungeons?

More questions? For you… no dungeons and you're only able to get loot from quest rewards.

What?! How unfair?!

It's unfair that we're still here and doing your character creation. Get it done fast enough and I may change my mind.

He could feel his metaphorical mouth close at the voices retorts. That was a good reason to shut up and stop asking questions. He opened the character selection panels and began building his new life.


The list of options there was massive, making it almost impossible to complete in a quick time frame. So he eventually gave up and just tried to build an optimal character sheet with his limited number points.

Being stuck as a fallen had really limited his immediate options upon getting into the world of DxD. He had focused on trying to make it so he could remain as independent as possible while still having a failsafe to remain somewhat influential should everything go to shit.

Eventually he settled on his build.

[Fallen Angel/Human Perfect Hybrid] - 300 Points

You are the perfect hybrid between a fallen and a human gaining the full strengths of both.

[Fallen Angel]

Free access to Light Magic and the Grigori/Kokabiel Faction.

Free use of All-Speak and Flight.

Resistance to light and holy magic.

[Human]

Faster skill growth and exp gain.

Ability to purchase a sacred gear.

[Influential Parent] - 200 Points

You have a parent of high influence in your starting faction. This guarantees you early protection and your own beginnings of influence.

[Holy Sword Wielder] - 100 Points

You are a natural holy sword wielder.

[Powerful Weapon] - 100 Points

You will receive a powerful weapon related to your abilities early on in your life.

[Pyrokinesis] - 100 Points

You have a natural affinity for flames and explosions. Ability to learn and cast flame magic and infuse it with other attributes.

[ Magic Affinity] - 100

You have a natural capability for learning and using magic.

Gain 1 INT every 3 levels

100% increase mana regeneration

[Random Companion] - 50 Points

A random companion is brought into the world alongside you. You are guaranteed to meet them at some point. Increased affection/reputation growth with them.

[Sacred Gear] - 50 Points

You possess a random sacred gear

It could be as strong as a Longinus or as simple as a twice critical

Having an influential parent was almost a must in the world of DxD if you were unable to remain neutral. Being a gamer he expected to gain strength rapidly and if he were a random bum someone would take notice and possibly challenge his rise or seek to sabotage or even kill him. He could even be forced into possible slavery.

Having a parent that was high up in the Grigori (the faction he obviously chose) or even being a cadre would be a great advantage in surviving the initial challenges in this world, while also having the potential to have a strong base power level. The sacred gear could potentially be an overpowered Longinus or a simple twice critical, either way he got something with the potential to be absurdly powerful.

While he couldn't remember much of the story outside of the first few arcs. He knew there was some overpowered shit he was going to have to eventually deal with. Dragon gods, Indian gods and Super Devils were only a small part of the broken world.

Done with your character creation?

Yeah…

Took you long enough…

Just did the same thing with some kid called Tet in less than half the time it took you to do it.

How many points did he have?

25000. Doesn't matter though your build looks alright. Before sending you on your way I have two things to do before sending you on your way. First, let's introduce you to the system I created.

"Greetings."

Unlike the voice of the so called 'Absolute Being', this voice came only from inside his head and was distinctly feminine.

"I will be the aid for you as you begin your new life and your exploration of the game system. My name is Cera."

Her voice was apathetic and prideful. He could tell it was going to be more difficult to to get along with her.

She sounds familiar? Did you base her off something?

Nah. Just made her to help you get the hang of things. You can shut her up eventually if you want. Cera explain the system too him.

"... Yes my lord."

"Like most role playing games you will have statistics and levels to represent your skills and strengths. The core stats for this system are; Strength (STR) affects your strength, Constitution (CON) affects your endurance, health and agility, Dexterity (DEX) affects your agility and certain skills, Intelligent (INT) affects your magic and learning capabilities, Wisdom (WIS) affects your mana regeneration, perception, and certain skills, and Charisma (CHA) affects how your relations develop and certain skills. Each of these stats can be increased indefinitely depending on your training and level."

So his system used DnD's core stats and he could increase them through training. The latter would hopefully make up for his lack of dungeons.

"Training can only get you so far natural talent and other sources of power amplification will be needed if you don't plan on leveling up. Leveling up is the easiest way to increase your stats, but that will be a problem without dungeons wont it?

So she was an asshole like her creator too? He couldn't wait till he was able to get rid of her.

"I may be an asshole but at least im not stupid enough to die trying to re-enact the Titanic."

If he could blush his face would be red with embarrassment.

You can hear me?

"Of course. Moving on there is also an extra stat of Luck (LCK) scaling from -100 to 100. I'm sure it is pretty self explanatory, but this is how lucky you are."

"Skills can be acquired and leveled up through usage and items. Once you reach level 100 you can upgrade the skill."

"Perks or Traits can be lost or acquired through quests or your actions; they can also be upgraded as you level up. They can affect your personality."

"In the world around you there are countless other beings. You can observe their status and opinions of you. This is reflected in the reputation/affection stats."

After the explanations she went silent for a while.

Is that it?

"Yes" She said. Shutting out any more questions.

She was defiantly leaving some stuff out.

Fantastic onto the second part, perk roulette. You can spin the wheel as many times you want, though you have an equal chance to gain negative perks as well as positive ones as your luck is currently 0.

So potentially he could handicap his entire life with the roulette.

No thank you. I'll be fine.

Tell you what I'll guarantee the first few spins won't give you negative traits. How about that? To make up for you not getting dungeons.

So I'm still not getting dungeons?

Nope. So want to spin?

You're not really giving me a choice. Lets go!

Excellent!

The screen in front of him then shifted to a rapidly spinning wheel, like that of a game show.

Perk acquired!

[Sin of Wrath]

Your anger burns hot, once you are angered you feel it difficult to quell this rage once it surfaces. Those who cross you will know never to cross you again.

I thought I was guaranteed not to get a negative perk?!

Sins are seen as neutral perks, not negative.

How is the sin of wrath not negative?!

Perhaps you could channel your anger into defeating someone stronger?

Fuck you too. Again!

Perk acquired!

[Random Companion]

A random companion is brought into the world alongside you. You are guaranteed to meet them at some point. Increased affection/reputation growth with them.

That was kind of boring. He already had a guaranteed ally in the world and while having a second one wouldn't hurt, he would prefer a strong perk.

Again.

Perk acquired!

[Minor Sin of Pride]

You're destined for greatness and everyone should know it. Despite this you're able to recognise your own shortcomings.

Another sin? At least it was only minor. Being overly prideful in the world he was going to could easily cause him to end up in the doghouse.

Go again!

Perk acquired!

[Shellfish allergy]

You are allergic to shellfish.

Why?! Why was this even a thing. While he loved shellfish he could live without them but it was just… random.

Another!

Perk acquired!

[Curse of Samael]

You are cursed by the snake, your growth and constitution will suffer because of it and you will need to take medicine to stave off the lethality of it.

90% reduction to CON stat.

75% reduction to STR, DEX stats.

25% reduction to INT, WIS, CHA stats.

25% reduction to XP gain.

No…

No no no no no no!

He was ruined, not only would his stats be abysmal but he would be on the verge of death every day.

That stupid god had tricked him and he had fallen for it so easily.

HAHAHAHAHA…

Wow kid you're quite unlucky. That is nowhere near the worst one in here but it is pretty bad!

You planned this didn't you?!

Not really. You just have shit luck. Though it does mean I probably won't get much entertainment from you, then again this moment was worth it to give up any potential entertainment you could have provided.

Want to roll again?

He needed to roll again. No way could he go into the world like he was right now. His growth and strength would be crippled.

Go again!

Though he could see nothing in the void, he could feel the grin on the so-called 'absolute beings' face.

Perk acquired!

[Omniscient]

You are an omniscient being capable of learning, knowing and achieving all.

All stats set to ∞.

Ah… Ah… AHAHAHAHAHA.

FUCK YOU GOD YOUR CURSE IS MEANINGLESS NOW! WHERE IS THAT SMUG GRIN NOW!

Perk lost!

[Omniscient]

Wait what?!

Give that back! I got it fair and square? You can't take it from me! Give it back now!

To be honest that wasn't even meant to be here, sorry for the inconvenience i'll compensate you for it though.

Perk acquired!

[Random Companion] x5

He was speechless. In what world was that adequate compensation for taking his omniscience from him. Who did this guy think he was?!

So are you done with the wheel or do you want to keep spinning?

Give it back.

No can do. Besides I already compensated you.

How is that adequate compensation for what you stole from me?

He couldn't shout. He could barely think straight after what had just happened.

Because I say it is. Don't forget it is me who is giving you a second life, i could just as easily take it away.

Besides they could always be a bunch of cute girls. You would like that right? You weren't even meant to be able to get that perk in the first place so you get those companions essentially for free, be happy. Now do you want to spin again or shall I send you to your new world right now?

Spin…

He had too. There was no other choice.

Perk acquired!

[Love of Fortuna]

The goddess Fortuna has a special place in her heart for you setting your luck to 100.

You're almost unable to lose games of chance.

Vastly improved loot and rewards

Increase Critical strike chance.

That… that was good. That was really good. He opened his status window and while his other stats weren't there yet, he saw his luck was indeed at 100…

You said this wheel is dependent on your luck stat right?

Yes. I did…

Spin.

Perk acquired!

[Arcane Conduit]

You are a conduit for the mystical powers that flow through this world vastly increasing magic capabilities and granting the ability to absorb mana from the atmosphere.

Gain 1 INT and WIS stat every level.

Quadruple mana gain from INT/WIS stat.

1000% increase to mana regeneration.

[Warning]

Perk [Magic Affinity] has been replaced with [Arcane Conduit] you will only receive the bonuses from the latter.

Knew it. That luck perk has saved me.

Nice perk! So you are ready to start your new life right?

Spin.

Perk acquired!

[Supernatural Attraction]

The supernatural world is full of those beautiful and charming. You are above them all.

2 CHA gained every two levels.

+10 affection with all attracted to your gender.

Nice! I'll begin preparations to send you to your new world!

Spin.

Perk acquired!

[Sin of Lust]

You are a lustful being and require the touch of many to stay sane.

Those with high affection are more likely to be accepting of you having multiple partners.

-10 reputation with chaste individuals.

Well that should about do it for perks right? Don't want to get anymore sins...

Spin!

Perk acquired!

[Unrivaled Talent]

Your talent is of the highest caliber, making you capable of being the jack of all trades that is the master of all.

200% skill growth.

Gain 2 points in every stat every 5 levels.

I think thats enou…

Spin!

Perk acquired!

[Martial Lord]

You are a prodigy in many forms of martial arts and weapon masteries.

250% skill growth when learning martial arts and weapon skills.

Gain 2 CON and DEX every 3 levels.

Gain 1 STR every level.

Spin!

Perk acquired!

[Expanded Multiverse]

Your world is affected by others with beings from other dimensions leaking into it and you being able to cross into those other worlds.

That's quite interesting isn't it Cera?

"It is indeed."

Spin again?!

Perk acquired!

[Genius]

You are a genius, plain and simple.

Gain 1 INT, WIS and CHA every level.

200% increased learning speed.

X5 INT modifier

This was amazing. It almost made up for losing his omniscient perk.

Lets spin again!

"Commencing transfer to the new world."

Wait, what?! I said I wanted to spin again?

"Sorry. I didn't begin the transfer. My creator did. 5"

Bastard! You didn't let me finish!?

"4"

Don't care. It was getting boring watching you get op perk after op perk. Was tempted to take half of them from you.

"3"

Even still you didn't answer all my questions. You said you would!

Did I?!

"2"

Yes?!

No I didn't. And even if i did tough shit.

"1"

At least tell me what my new name is?

"Welcome to the world of Highschool DxD."


He was going to kill that shitty 'Absolute Being'.

Not only did he take away his op perk, deny him from using the wheel more and dropped him in a shitty world with absurd beings that could erase him with the flick of their wrist, and with an unhelpful and annoying voice in his head constantly taunting him.

"Well there isn't much else to do for entertainment in here other than taunt you, is there?" Interrupted the apathetic voice of Cera.

He was a fucking baby in the womb. He was going to go insane. It was worse than being nothing in the void before as he could feel his body forming but do nothing but sit there in the darkness.

Muffled voices could occasionally be heard from outside but the only thing he could gather from it was how he was cursed.

Apparently some bastard had the bright idea to poison his mother while he was in the womb to try and start a war. He would have to find a way to cure himself and ideally who did it.

"Do you want a quest for that, Boy?"

"Why wouldn't I want one for that?"

"I don't know. It just seems like something you would forget about without having a quest for."

"Do you really have that low of an opinion of me?!"

"Yes."

He couldn't do it. She was going as soon as the system deemed him strong enough to not need assistance.

[Quest Gained]

Free yourself from the Curse of Samael. Find a way to heal yourself or slay the source of the curse and drink his blood.

Reward: 50 bonus stats, 500000 gold, Hex Magic legendary tomb, x3 Gacha token, ?

[Side Quest]

Find out who cursed you in the first place and defeat them.

Reward: 10 bonus stats, increased reputation with ?

He had gained his first quest. Not that he could do anything about it for probably a few decades depending on when he was born. While he knew the world he was going to, he still didn't know the time frame. He could be born in the middle of a stupid war of an apocalyptic scale, or he could be born closer to canon or even after. It was nice to know that a gacha mechanic was implemented , with his luck he would probably be able to get some nice loot from it. Though at the end of the day…

He still didn't even know his fucking name.

And his stats…

Name: ?

Level: 0 (You need to be born to have a level.)

Race: Fallen Angel/Human Hybrid

Affects:

Gain 1 stat point in all basic stats every level (racial perk upgraded at level 10)

Light magic proficiency.

25% xp Gain.

You possess ? Sacred Gear.

HP: 1/1 [.02 regen per minute]

MP:180/180 [7.5 regen per minute]

STR: 1 (0.25)

CON: 1 (0.1)

DEX: 1 (0.25)

INT: 5 (3.75)

WIS: 1 (0.75)

CHA: 1 (0.75)

LCK: 100

Points: 0

HP = CON X 10

MP = (INT + WIS) X 10 X 4

HP Regen = 0.1 per CON X 2

MP Regen = (0.5 per WIS + 0.1 per INT) x 10

Trait

[Curse of Samael]

[Arcane Conduit]

1 HP. He had a single point of health

He could die if he came out the womb wrong. He was even more crippled by the curse than he thought he would be initially. Forget god breathing in his direction, if he tripped over a pebble he would die.

Improving his constitution was a number one priority as soon as he could start leveling, but he would only get a single point of health for every point of CON, so was it really worth it to improve his CON without a HP modifier?

"On the brightside your magic is decent for level 0."

"Thank you for that Cera. It's going to be so useful when I have literally 1 HP."

"You're welcome."

He was going to kill that shitty god if it was the last thing he did. He wanted entertainment? His own death would be especially entertaining.

"It would be very entertaining for me. Would you like a quest for that?"

"What? He's your creator isn't he? Why would you help me kill him?"

"He's an asshole that forced me to do this horrible job. It would be very enjoyable to see him die."

That was surprising. Perhaps he would keep her around for a bit longer.

"Won't he notice or know you are helping me to kill him?"

"If he did, don't you think he would have already intervened boy?"

"Then yeah, give me the quest. And don't call me boy!"

[Quest Gained]

Kill the Absolute Being and get revenge for getting screwed over.

Reward: ?

"Cera."

"Yes?"

"I believe this is the beginning of a beautiful partnership." He could feel his own lips curling into a smirk and her own smugness through the system interface.

"Indeed boy. I think it will be quite interesting as well."

If he could he would sigh at her taunting.

"By the way, do you know that shitty gods stats?"

"I believe they are 99999 in each stat."

I am so dead.

Hello this is my second shot at a fic. Deleted the first one and it probably wont return as some of the waifus are getting used in this and i lost all inspiration for it. As you can see it is a gamer fic inspired by dark shiro, bad writer dont hate, and the guy who wrote 'the game must go on' along with other gamer fics which i cant remember.

Warning! This is self insert power fantasy trash. but i will try to make the road to the power fantasy as interesting as possible.